this is a million-dollar secret; honored artist of russia mikhail shufutinsky will receive an envelope with his main secret right now. mikhail, first of all, thank you very much for such a sincere conversation. once again, i congratulate you on your birthday, i wish you many hits, good health, you will need it to help your children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren. thank you. and in this envelope there is a secret that is directly related to your family. according to the terms of our program, you must open the envelope, read the question and decide whether you are ready to reveal this secret today? no, well today it’s my birthday, i came to you, you congratulated me, i’m in a good mood, the answer to this question can spoil this mood for you too, so i... i won’t

reveal this secret, it’s your right, that’s it lerochka, our life it burns, it burns, but it burns out in the end, nevertheless , thank you very much for the congratulations, for the pleasure that i received. thank you very much mikhail for being here in this studio today on your birthday. mikhail, you won 2000 rubles today. what will you spend your winnings on? of course it is significant money, which can play some role in the life of every person, but it will not play a decisive role in my life, so some people need it more and i think. that this

money should go to charitable purposes, let me hug you, thank you very much and happy birthday again, thank you, lyrochka, honored artist of russia mikhail shfutinsky was with us, watch the million-dollar secret every week on ntv. happy birthday. if the night lights up the stars in the sky again, it means someone needs it, life is a game of their stripes turn, just do what you have to do in it , we accepted the challenge, the motto will get tired, we are already behind the scenes, all the roles are written, we left again entered this hour, the stars in the darkness only burn brightly, stars, stars, stars, stars , stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars.

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stadiums are built only for him to gather people there. sergey zhukov! seryozha, just spectators after the festival. recognized you as the kindest member of the jury, the kindest, this is bad, yes, i probably don’t know how bad, you just have to live with it, i ’ll improve today, okay, but if you improve, wow, we will follow, friends, talented entrepreneur, colleagues know him as ip yunusov, and we just call him timothy, what do you expect from today’s duel? i'm waiting for cool bright jokes that deliver humor right into... right inside, i need to remind you, marina fedunkiv, dmitry malikov, the owner of the body is the owner of this voice, and my friend, my colleague, my, damn it, yes, when will he arrive , garik kharlamov, hello, mr. presenter, hello,

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i did everything my heart wanted, but then i fell in love, i am deeply in love with the girl of my dreams, you are the only one, dear russia, there are no other russias like this in the world. it wasn't and isn't. hello, friends. stage dmitry marikov russian national team, what other russian national team are you?

what are you, what kind of russian team are you, so who are you? don't you look at photos of sad rappers? i am ekaterina mizulina, the voice of a safe boarding school! and who are you? well, we are the russian national humor team, the funniest team! russia, that is, in your opinion, russia is funny, kartunkova, you’re laughing at the wrong things, comrades, for example, in soviet comedies, what we laughed at, how much i

stabbed, how much i cut, here’s our russian punch, i’ll tear the herd, so when ivan vasilyevich, remember, jumps from the roof, supposedly, and the guards jump after him dying, most likely, oh, here's ours. kohotayka, no, no, ekaterina, we show jokes here, sing songs, vladik generally raps, raps, vladik, rapper, yum-yum-yum, come here, don’t be afraid, one, two, katya will take

you. three, four, if you want to live in russia, five, 6 billion for taxes, oh, go, dmitry, you know that i simply adore the shaman while listening to your songs. but seriously, do you have a rap album, no, and if i find it, yes katya, why did you get to the bottom of these rappers, because punks hoy, hip-hop, sucks, what’s unclear, what, rap, kal, i swept it, well, i love other music, since

childhood i adore my these beautiful ones, agatha, christie, this... i’ll kill you, as soon as i kill you, i’ll kill you, as soon as you, that’s me , that i still have it on my alarm clock, that i love rappers right in the morning in a good mood, or for example, metallica, remember their last track, this tsarina, tsarina, so wait, this is anastya, what an anastya, well anaste, no, none. or there is, they decide, katyusha, listen, you

sing so much like metallica and agatha christie in general, yes, so, in principle, i am a talented parodist, if you didn’t know. wow, hello everyone, hello everyone, i can do anything, just in case, oh, sorry, i’m at the wrong time, yes, ksenia sobchak, what are you doing? what does he do, and damn it, after this naked party, now i go to mizulina as a local police officer every week to check in, always dressed, oops, malikov, you

look so crooked, malikov, i ’m looking at you and mizulina as if it were you i called her over to reprimand her for something real, but i didn’t mess up anything, i’m just with russia, it’s just with russia, why , damn, it’s so difficult for me with this russia... it’s just, oh, damn, these elections happened again, and i wanted to go again like in 2018, fuck it, olechka, you’re just in last time i gained 1.5%, kefir had even more, it was good, now just a second, kartunkova, where they write me down all the time, wait, what kind of list do you have there? i have a list of whom i want to call you for an interview, after my interview , everyone is usually in trouble, olya doesn’t want to, you know, she’s my roe, i was the first to track her down,

listen, katerina, what are you doing in vain like this, but what i mean is that you and i are essentially working in tandem, and what, well, if it weren’t for my interviews, who would come to take pictures with you, and what if if i hadn’t banned people, no one would have given you an interview... go, well , wait, here’s panin, one of the people, so, wait, so, good, killers of rappers, damn it, they’ve already killed more people than in the days of tupac, katya, stop it, you ’re showing the little girl so clearly, i want you to do everything, but i’ll do it myself or i’m holding back, van, you too stop it, i'm not vanya, i'm missulna, vanya, what a vanya, the best parodist in russia, simply gorgeous... one of the most famous stand-up comedians of our vast russia, damn it, they burned it, dima, how do you

do this, i’m dmitry malikov, i can find a common language with any woman, but not with my woman, your mother, your mother, but what about me? i'm sick of it, but it's great that my cardboard sprat machine didn't wipe it off, or what? are these the ones in the body that you want? ugh, how juicy you are, fat is dripping from you, and why didn’t you mix up all your clothes with millet in your dressing gown? did you put your lip back? this is a combat robe, i went out to fight, who did you go out to fight with, malikov? oh, damn, that's right... let's go with malikov, it's even easier with him, not with you, what a paw, now somewhere a bear is running through the forest with a woman's hand, sucking on a manicure, fuck you,

olya, go ahead, i i’ll deal with him, let’s wave , in short, yes, what a wave, get out of here, i ’m telling you, don’t worry, look what i have, oops, now, now let’s start messing around, i’ll hit him, dima, don’t fight with him, he has a huge trunk in his pants, thank you, baby, wedding bridesmaids very often envy brides and sometimes their toasts sound worse than gypsy curses, katya, you’re great, you

got married after all, we thought with your face you’d only jump out the window, and you ’re taking igor, igor our friend like truck drivers 10 times a day, but how she cooks, no one complained, everyone died. i’m the housewife, so there’s not a speck of dust, not a speck, everything is in the pawnshop, i’m, of course, not katya’s best friend, i’m not a syringe, but i wish katya many, many children, as she actually has now, and in general a lot of everything - a lot of i wish you like katya’s appointments with the venereologist, yes, and she also sat bitterly. thank you mom! well, now the olaverdi. i’m so glad that you were able to get out and come to my wedding, despite the huge fences in the psychiatric hospital. “it’s

worth a lot, really, you’ve always admired me with your perseverance and determination, because even when you can’t get up, you drink while lying down, you’re great, and in general, mom, i love you as much as you love to fall into the bushes, walk around with black eyes, dance near the metro, and eat as well. as i understand it, the bride is from her mother. for some reason i took my family away, after all, it affected the mood of the event, what are you, igor, what are you, i’m so happy, no, i’m not offended, i ’ll stick a fork in your eye now, my bastard,

every cell, every one. imagine, a woman who has been on a diet for seven hours now is trying to persuade her man to go on a diet with her. go into the hollow. antosha, you can’t imagine, you will feel such lightness. i will feel light when you go into the hollow. no, anton, whatever you want, eat all this in front of my eyes, these dumplings with sour cream, and i will do all this look, see, but i also want to. olya, yesterday you accidentally opened the door to the toilet where i was sitting, everything is fine, i didn’t put my pants down, so everything is fine with you, strength and will, believe in yourself, antosh, well, only 14 days, an orange a day, olya , what kind of carcer is this for cheburashka, in general, all people on a diet are evil, we don’t know, but perhaps lelev is just on a diet now. oh so, then you

won’t have sex for 2 weeks, there will be, there won’t be, there will be, ol, they say that after an orange a day people are very weak, or i’ll see you on the fourth day i’ll buy a hungry woman for a banana like a monkey, and separate meals are just a waste, on dates women often ask their friends to help them come up with a reason, but in order to somehow get out of this date early, these friends sometimes go too far, and i mean i’m pressing the selenium block out of the hub, the bushing has come off , the boot is all torn to hell,

what, my god, how interesting? couple, why the hell are you not picking up the phone, your mother is on fire, why? i, i say that she now urgently needs to leave this date, because her mother is burning, here she is already, she is already more of a fire than her mother, they are already throwing firewood at her place, and ivanov is grilling a shish kebab on your mother, so maybe i’ll go and help, no, you can’t go there, she has to leave herself, because she also had a cat there, where, where, into debt, to the bandits, harshly, they went over it like an iron, as much as the arrows remained, in front of the burning mother, i really don’t know how i can help there, well, probably we have to go, yes, we have to go, you don’t have to, well,

i’m great, don’t worry, mother really it doesn’t burn, we quickly put it out, girls, well, aren’t you ashamed, but you didn’t like the date, well, you can honestly say to your face, why come up with some kind of nonsense? max, what are you doing, where are you, how are you, did the silkworm eat your father? look, it’s already half a lightshot, that’s what i understand, creativity, my dad’s burned out, what, the worst thing is to turn on the tv during the day and run into a male-female program.

good evening, dear friends, i’m on the air, alexander, god bless the red and white! if you are at least a little ashamed to start drinking at dawn, which means you have not been conducting men’s and women’s affairs with yuliy baronovskaya for the tenth year in a row. everything secret becomes clear, you can’t hide an awl in a bag, what skeletons are hiding in the closet, yeah, measure seven times, cut once, you! well done, okay, the topic of our program today, the topic of our program,

of course, is quantum chromodynamics, although who am i kidding, again, everyday life with typical drunks, whose only thing that is not drunk in the apartment is the course... damn it’s quiet, trouble came from where they didn’t surrender, so that stood and there was money, rest, yulia, rest, and the house was drunk in the fire, don’t wake up dashingly, while you meet, our first guest, a princess in the nineteenth generation, glorious... but who am i kidding, a rural drunk with the same name. hello presenters, hello studio! olga, look, there is water, there is

sand, at worst there are blankets, why did they put out the fire with your face? what's happened? grandson petya beats me. and what's the problem? it's just not a problem for our program. no, he beats me with everything he can get his hands on. well, fortunately he drank it all away, so he hits me very hard with a spoon. she keeps lying, you keep lying, you keep lying, every single word, i’m not even petya. i understand that you are her grandson, i’m telling you, she’s crazy, she, she ’s lying all the time, i’m not her grandson, i’m her husband, i’m her, and i don’t beat her, i love her, we have akuna motata

in general. chekimone in general, yes, she’s lying all the time, unless, of course, she’s talking about our grandson petya, then everything is true, yes, he beats me too, yes, it turns out that you’re a husband, you’ve eaten too much, once again, you’re a husband, that’s right, anton svinov , fifty-second year of birth valeria leontyev, why did they just give me a passport in the sect in the sect of a saint, lord, how am i getting drunk today, so why

is petya beating you in an interesting way, so look, what a complaint against us, olga and i hid all the vodka from him, all the vodka , he says, return the vodka, but how can i return it to him, it ’s necessary to puke, yes, well, the little zalatnik dador, the simenyanik has a child without an eye, live, write through and, meet the tsvinovs’ grandson petya, “hello , i'm sorry, you are petya, yes, and you beat them, very often, yes, this is not beti, this is the devil, antosha, it is better for you to kill me than petya,

kill me, kill me, kill, kill me, kill me, too, kill me, kill me, kill me, antosha, kill me, kill me, antosha, kill me!" kill me, kill, kill, it's you like that you beat them all the time, yes, every day, i haven’t touched them with a finger yet. well, what conclusion can we draw after today’s program, goodbye to sinitola

, do one golation once and for all, my friend, i’m following you, my friend ! my meeting then somewhere in the universe there is always your exact opposite, that is, if there is a good one. malikov, thank you for coming, there is a bad one somewhere, and bringing me money into your hands for mushrooms, thank you, i love you, balcony, this is not for you. i wake up in the morning,

i have oprah in my soul, i also wake up in the morning, immediately turn on the drill, you are with a migratory bird, my soul is flying into the sky, it was i who didn’t give the pub the medicine, the apartment is now mine, i’m a perfect star, but i’m a mortal , i love shampoo. with chamomile, and i’m a golden daughter, golden, i’m an ideal star, but i’m marginal, i don’t use swear words, but you’re our golden, golden, star perfect. but i’m marginal,

it will always be like this in this world, one is an asshole, the other is golden, russia is ideal, funny, relevant, cool, musical, and who the hell are you with in the south? vanya, that i’m not vanya, i’m an evil malika, this is such a show, the stars, the only show where dmitry malikov, dmitry malikov, the russian national team, sings along, especially for you, thank you, my high, let’s go not alone. it was

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to be honest, i was extremely happy inside, when i watched this performance by ekaterina, i thought how on time i ended my career as a rapper, even before this has become mainstream, and my individual applause, here’s a young man who did just that, yes, yes, yes, here’s you in black, vanya, van, arthur abramov, and ivan, thank you very much.

let’s continue, to be honest, initially at the start i was skeptical about dmitry malikov’s team, i’ll explain why, because the image of dmitry malikov itself does not imply a strong backlash to the right, left, that is, dima has a very holistic image, which he has been maintaining for many years , and he doesn’t go beyond these limits, but in the way... in which the team i was able to integrate his appearance and the performance just began to sparkle with some new colors, that is, dmitry, with all my heart , your overall team performance, it exceeded my expectations, thank you, it was bright, cool, it was very diverse, i laughed a lot , the role of ksenia anatolyevna was just a bomb, thank you, thank you very much, this is especially cool for you. such a good, confident, voluminous, multi-faceted performance with very bright punches, and this is the very case when the swearing did not

spoil it, on the contrary, it added some spice, my expectations were initially somehow much lower, but you managed to put it together and i would like to wish you in the future to increase the potential of this integrity, it seems to me that you are doing everything right, i don’t even have anything to add, thank you, thank you timur.

at the festival i noted that you presented dmitry very creatively, and you continue to amaze, you put some incredible creativity into your numbers, you know, i won’t say much, because the men have already said everything, i’ll just say what they say, they say that laughter and a smile prolongs life, so after your speech i should probably live to be 150 years old, it was very funny, it was very cool, amazing,

it exists perfectly in humor, uh-huh, i apologize for the taftology, as if malikov- malikov,

it turns out that it works and it really works , it works great, dmitry, i sincerely congratulate you, because it’s cool, really cool, and most importantly funny, but separately, separately from everything, i would like to celebrate my birthday and, well, of course it’s magnificent madam kortulkova, well, that’s bravo. thank you, of course, olya, well, some kind of secret admirer, mrs. kartunkova, well, olechka, wonderful, just bravo, no, actually it was just fun, i really wanted to laugh, i think we all got what we wanted, thank you, thank you, thank you , not all the guys are great, tag everyone, now a person who can anger even a small person, come on, friends, it was, thank you, bravo, i went to work, well, sit on the jury, this is how my

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see, they piled up the famous kringe, of course, in vk video there is such a thing in the interface, you can jump according to time codes, so those viewers who will enjoy watching this wonderful vk video show will directly skip this number, and a fierce portion of the cringe stage now. listen, but before we continue, we would like to watch one more video, let's, in short, one day i decided to do it myself, i had a purely sporting interest, at some point i realized what to do, you need to lie sideways in the bath, like this, in short, you’ve got everything ready, lie down, bend over and touchdown happened, i’m literally so sneaky. well, what are you, krinzhavet, why are you so sad, tasteless, yes, everything is as you like, artemy, everything is as you

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the husband is italian, by the way, this is true, yes, yes, and the teleport, well, at the end, well, well, it can’t be that marina fedunkev was trying to do something to herself in the bathroom, let’s, in short, that's it, guys, the numbers are all right

we planned, let's go, let's go, and while walking through the park, you can meet people like this, bro, it's 5:00 in the morning, sunday, and that means it's a hobby, it's a thrill for them, it turns out, listen, maybe the national guard has a new form, huh? that's how many clothes have left russia, that we 've rolled back to this century, and they're not doing anything at all, we've heard that they even have iron panties, that's how loud they fart, just think, congestion, wow, oh my, go to telegram, maybe you missed some news, come on, everything is fine, but everything is fine, normal. i

you know, i don’t understand, in order to buy trauma, you have to go through a bunch of psychologists, a million doctors, so they came and said, give me the sword, here’s the sword, that’s it, you know, give me the sword, he died, he killed, he died, he killed him, man, oh, what’s going on here anyway, an interview in a teremok, i told you so with them, i told you so, you know? guys, it’s there, marina has arrived, seriously, you say, marinochka, we’re waiting for you, marin, come out, well, here i am, as i said, face to face, marina, you ’ve dumped your face, and i decided to be beautiful, i have the right to this cognac, marina, marina, you, well, don’t you understand, well... well, your image, to put it mildly, does not

fit the numbers that we wrote for you, do you understand or not, guys , i ’ve been playing the same roles for 20 years, the same roles for 20 years, take any script, there’s a scene in the dining room, a scene in the dining room, a scene in the dining room, if by some miracle i was invited to the avatar, then what - the scene in the dining room would still have gone sideways, and i’m a woman. i want to be beautiful, desirable, i want, if i turned off the lights at home and lit the candles, so that everyone immediately understands that there is no prayer there, there is foreplay, but i want a bed scene with petrov or vasichkin, i made it through , both are alive, chaliapin prokhor smiles at me when we meet. he asks me like crazy, but i want

to do something so that dzhigurda would be ashamed of me, i want to go to thailand, and shave my eyebrows in thailand, so that everyone will ask what happened, what happened to her, what about marin, listen, you know, softly speaking, as if it’s not your role, you know? you, how can i explain it to you, let’s use the example of a club, yes, that means there are women who are the first they leave, there are women who are then taken away, there are women who dance half naked on the bar counter at 50 in the morning, you know, and there are women who clean it all up, you are her mother, nikita, and i think that you are wrong, marina very beautiful sexy woman.

you sleep in the shower without me, and i gave you permission, because you don’t answer on whatsapp? okay, marina, would you like to wake up in the morning wearing my t-shirt? well, imagine, you wake up like this and you’re all ldr, by the way, you’re very similar to my grandmother, well, close your eyes, close, close, lie down, lie down. listen, you go to hell, and you all go to hell, are you really offended, i’ll prove to you that i’m beautiful , sexy, that you’re not sexy, what are you, uh, what are you, marin, marin , and every enterprising person dreams of such a situation happening to him, hello, my name is jeffrey bases, amazon. i

would like to offer you the position of our cfo. what do you think about that? why me? why is it you? what are you doing? you are a real business tycoon. were we following you? you have an icon in your wallet, you fumbling around in business. i think it’s great that you have the same password for your phone and card. because the date of birth, who the hell knows. yes, dude, you even canceled the wedding, what are we talking about? i would come to you. before, but i was waiting for you to finish reading, rich dad, poor dad, you’re the one who drinks before the club, dances there, gets fucked there and... but doesn’t go, because it’s expensive, damn it, the final test, well, it’s impossible to bring it together, well, there won’t be any money, absolutely right, you’ve been accepted, my friend, let’s go, listen, in conclusion, we would like

turn, stop, stand, oh, i came down, god, god, about this, come here, come, come, of course, come here, even though you look like a sausage that exploded in a microwave, even though your face looks like it didn’t suit a shar pei, and you took it, even though you look like three children got into one suit and want to buy beer in a store, this is what it should be like there now , but, yeah, but... you exist, you’re alive, what did you say there, i agree , marina, let’s go according to the text, probably, yes, i didn’t understand something, according to

which text, according to which text, you hear, here i just came here, and there you were, scratching my head about some kind of ldpr t-shirt? come on, it ’s all not true, it’s a show, schizo, i changed clothes, i changed clothes for you, about my age in such a short time, you know, it’s very difficult, i separated from my husband, what are you doing, fuck you, you scoundrel, damn it, y’all like this, all that, yes, because... a woman after forty, she deserves happiness, she has the right to happiness, girls, come here, the glass is in the stocks, the heart has failed again, but love still lives, and love still lives, no

marin, if there is anything on your side i will answer yours really, well, maybe a strange example, of course, but you are similar to my grandmother in nature, by the way, she is a brave woman. you laugh, really, just think about it, she got married five times in the last year, yes, well, it’s true that she married her grandfather, she has severe sclerosis, well, in general, guys, you take a closer look, really, it’s true, these are awesome women, damn, they’ll never look at them on your phone to see what the girl wrote to you, they stupidly don’t understand the phone, look, she always likes the way you photographed her, she was already drinking before the sanctions blackhead 100%, but how funny she says jeans, for some reason they know? your postal code, these 353 are generally unrelated numbers, very understanding, you can bring them flowers for march 8th from march 6th, because the prices are reasonable, you know, and they also have a superpower, i don’t know how, but they are all they know how to communicate with the cops, i don’t know how, honestly, but i in general, they all cook very tasty, mom. what are you doing here?

is dad aware at all? in short, did we end up with some toast? girls, let's sing let's sing, and there's booze behind the scenes, let's go! stop, stop, stop! stop! i forgot to say one minus, but... everyone sings crap, sometimes everyone, but for some reason they always sing, they actually even get together for this, to sing crap, okay, let’s play it normally there, so that there won’t be a phonogram of this one, a normal song i’ll turn it on, let the ladies dance, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, that’s it,

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was burned, yes, maryan, well, in my opinion , you won’t get out, in my opinion, i love you, let’s remember this, thank you, we smiled, hurray, what else can i say, thank you, sergey, timur, some fantasies too now - regarding the star, that’s what i can say, regarding the submarine, in general everything is super. professional, cool, i really like marina i like it, i’ll even applaud with pleasure, thank you, i really liked it, but overall this doesn’t help the overall picture, i haven’t seen much, i was at the last edition, when many teams performed, well, it’s not at all at the level of everyone else teams,

is it possible to understand your words timur, as if marina simply chose the wrong team? well , no, you can say in this way that marina is now alone, she’s really pulling out the whole team as best she can, alone, she’s just dragging her along, yes, yes, but you understand that you may you run into diss from the guys in the next, next duel, i’m ready in full, if it’s cool, funny on the topic, the rest of the part besides this disat will be bright, please, that’s it, the main resolution, the main resolution, here’s the official got it, val, i’m here, so, val, i found it funny where marina was, and some of the jokes on your part were right on the edge, i would say so, marina, an amazing beauty, i’m telling you this, where you are it was,

it was really funny, it was cool that they weren’t afraid, i’ll note that it’s cool that they weren’t afraid. but for me, the choice of diss is an easy vector of development, it’s easy, it seems to me that you could have done something very cool, but well done, thank you very much, well done for doing this, yes, well, gary khorlamov, everyone is saying marina, marina, marina, i see, marina, marina, wow, i see, yes, but i like the long one, i like the long one. wait, a long one in another battle, a long one in another battle, he's with wrestlers, i just never had one, and nikita, yes, thank you, i like the long one, nikita, of course, nikita, but nikita long, really, you, but it’s clear to the naked eye, there were enlightenments, uh, a rhythm really appeared, marinka

was wonderful, brilliant, not the best performance i’ve seen in my life, but i’ve seen enough. but i want to praise the guys, well done, you did well, yes, yes, yes, that is, well, obvious, there were obvious cool things, the guys have already said about them, i just don’t want to repeat myself, well, i won’t repeat myself, it was just funny for you , sometimes, sometimes funny, that’s your assessment, i also want to say that marina’s wedding dress really suits her dress, yes, really, listen, but no jacen, who doesn’t like a wedding dress. and where did you find so many women in wedding dresses? they just hired everything. so what's the question? you know? you just say, we need women in wedding dresses, everything, and people come and pay them money. i wonder if the sheikhs in the arab emirates have so many women in their gardens? and somewhere you always

want to go again? well, it remains to find out the opinion of the last jury member, my favorite jury member. artemy, i have a question for you: you ’re giving an interview, you know that they are they recording? this is all written down, it remains later, you remember that this was an interview with you, yes, i told you, i didn’t just go, i told everyone, i said, here’s artemy, come, we’ll record the program, well, in my opinion this is it was cool, someone found a good old classic, oops, here is the key to it, the beginning was promising, so... then a new level happened, this is what, that's all that happened after the video fragments after auto-affiliation and

hygiene, then guys carried away somewhere, it was, well, maybe about an airplane, back and forth, somehow there was some glimmer of humor, and then everything just went to hell, and the only thing i liked was the large number of brides, it’s just interesting for the sake of 2 minutes of speeches just to catch up with 50 women in wedding dresses, they were grammed there for another 5 hours , they all thought that now we would come out here to show off, just to stand in the crowd, this is gorgeous, this is such a dramatic move, with such a wide hand, just like the master used to harness six blacks there in order to amaze everyone in the village, so just as easy, so that from the lordly shoulder to surprise everyone, it was a good way out, in general, of course, the act was about nothing at all, thanks to the jury for their opinion. and to marina and the guys for their patience, we have a short break, as

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in my choice and continue. 3:0. valentina, what are you doing, what are you doing, i’m number three, and words are already flying out of my mouth, i’m already starting to speak, i’m catching them back like that in the air, please, of course, there’s a well-coordinated team here, something clearly went wrong here , i just burst out laughing here, i just got a little sad here, guys, honestly,

i was expecting more. so everything is obvious, i am for russia. 4:0. will happen effectively. artemy, i i thought that i would choose who is less unfunny today, but it turned out that some guys are freaking funny, while others need a little more work. so, score? dmitry malikov. thank you. 5:00. i don’t see the meaning of your voice, and yet, i wanted to say the same thing, my voice doesn’t solve anything anymore, attention, balgarika kharlamov, you ’re interrupting me right during my conversation, show me the eyes, the eyes, i see several eyes, friends, my score doesn't solve anything, it's true, so i'll give my score personally,

personally. marina 5:1 dmitry malikov's team of the russian national team wins and passes the finals of the show stars, congratulations to the finalists , thank you very much, friends, today we... witnessed the most mind-blowing duel, there are even more serious funny confrontations ahead, the fight for 20 million continues, this is a show of stars and azamat musagaliev, see you in a week, bye!

this is a show of stars, we continue the second stage, duels: alexey chumakov, nalinka berry, op! oh, he turns his head, the hop flies in, disgusting costume, he doesn’t even get angry somehow awkward, against azamat musagaliev, today we need to find out who jokes funnier, azamat musagaliev or alexey chumakov, are you serious, and this question arose a long time ago, in order to defeat this azmat, you need to think about how azamat can earn money like azamat, i know how to beat them, i’ll just take it as... alexey chumakov and the napoleon team will fight to reach the finals, i’m for

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