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tv   Pyos-6  NTV  April 19, 2024 8:25am-10:00am MSK

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the cover in some places can grow by 10 cm, in the south the temperature drop is gentle, it’s just no longer +30, rain and thunderstorms are still possible, but now the southern heat is rushing to the aid of the flooded urals, there today in some places it’s down to +27, and tomorrow almost everywhere and even in tyumen no rain is expected, in the south of siberia they are possible, in the krasnoyarsk region the temperature is quite strong, ranging from 10-15°. in the south of the far east it is about 10, not a lot, but it is above the norm. and from sakhalin to the southern regions of yakutia, precipitation is possible and the capital in st. petersburg today is plus one, heavy wet snow, +16 in moscow, light rain, but very windy.
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shut up, you brute, and dog, shut up, i said, we'll go. then when i tell you, i understand, you are a dog, i am a man, get out of here, well, where are you going, look, i am clearly showing you how to execute the command to lie down, i understand, obey, what is this? you see what you did, you
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woke him up, now bring the phone, come on, hello, yes, that’s it. i understand, okay, let's dictate the address, don't get into the bed, don't get into the bed, get out of here, i'd shoot you.
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there are no signs of a break-in, no traces. no robbery barboss came, and his non-drinking boss, go, your wife kicked you out of the house, i sympathize, why did you get this idea, my wife and
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i have unshaven hair and a stained shirt, where you can see that, but i spent the night at home, i was just in a hurry to get to work, i'm actually at a loss as to what stinks worse. “waste or fumes? i didn’t care about this prank, although there was no sex between you, hey , sherlock, it was in vain to come, it was an accident that caused me that very morning, so calm down.” he has nothing to do here, tell him, come on, calm down, he said, he doesn’t listen in short, there are no signs of violent death, all things are in their places, max is sleeping on
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the sofa, the dog is not doing a damn thing, in principle, everything is as always, in general, an ordinary person. an accident, an ordinary accidental murder, what are you talking about, uh-huh, he has a glass, there is a cork, there is no bottle, think how observant, it’s because you’re a drunk, you’re always looking for booze with your eyes, it’s funny, he has two wounds on the head of the dead man, one here... another fall away, or maybe he fell twice, what do you think? well where?
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great, great, uh, uh, you take away the animals, animals are not allowed here, but as you say, i’ll sit down, yes, come on, everything is idle, remember, soul. where did you get it, bought it with your own money, i believe it, but you still remove the animal, otherwise it will litter, but he doesn’t litter, he’s trained, lie down, trained,
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you say, he doesn’t listen to you, well, they just had a fight. do you like whiskey, what kind of whiskey, i just decided to say that this is exactly the same thing that poisoned the worldly. wait, how was it poisoned? to death? but when he fell and hit himself, everyone thought so too, then it turned out that he didn’t have time to take the antidote and suffered a long, painful death, but when it came,
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hands treasured evaporated on the forehead, temporary. not reason, although i also think that they are lying, okay, don’t drink too much, come on, wait, wait, “help me out, i’ll tell you everything, help me out, guys, i already told you, i was walking down the corridor, it seemed like i smelled moonshine, well i thought, i ’ll go to the light, i go in, lo and behold, he was already lying down, no, well, i took the booze, don’t disappear?
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in stealing a bottle, but it’s no more, but his brains are leaking, can’t you see that he’s a typical squirrel, alcoholics in this state are capable of anything, he stared we'll hit the bottle on the head with everything, wouldn't you know, well, yes, i'm right here, but i didn't drink, he's still not a killer. go to sleep, and do it, it’s only revealed, because first
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he is much lower than the victim, and the blow was struck clearly from above, listen, you, pinkerton, we already have a confession, yes, i got an opening at the top, freaks, did max dig this up?
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let's wait until someone kills someone, and the survivor is the killer, well, like agatha christie, old man, actually our task is to prevent a crime, you heard our task, our task is to find the killer to do this before max, help yourself, thank you, yes, and i hope you won’t tell him about what we dug up, oops, did you hear everything? no, i'm crazy, i was already asleep. what are you thinking, head? i'm going to check the alibi of these two again. uh-huh, what for, well, call konanovsky as witnesses, the dog sniffed, the murder weapon, which means the criminal will immediately find it, gromov is against your participation in the case, by the way, i am
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too, uh-huh, well, if no one tells gromov, he won’t find out, but no one asked you, but he ’ll find out, now he’ll know for sure, they’ll find out, they’ll find out, your friend will punish everyone who helps you, “let your dog sniff the dogs in the park, but no one will sniff respectable businessmen here, it’s funny to you, so let’s escort him to the exit and take the pass until further notice, and show him off, okay, at least your dog i didn’t bring it here, it’s like going home!” yes , my, where are the photographs of the suspects? what if
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he's right? max, if i were you, i would go home. “i won’t let you deal with this matter anyway, huh?” well, rot, i’ll arrange it for you,
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yes, i’m listening, i hope you went home, no, i want to go to a restaurant for lunch. added, by chance it’s not in the restaurant where sazanovsky is having lunch, it’s useless, he has an ironclad alibi, and sniffing won’t hurt, that’s right, gnezdilov won’t let you sniff anyone anyway, gnezdilov, i just begged,
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that’s okay, bon appetit, good evening, good. what it is? korean dish, especially for you. well, firstly, this is not a korean
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it’s you, hello, come in, i’m getting ready, i decided to leave for a while, are you scared, you look somehow strange, why are you dressed like that? why so persistent, huh? max, go,
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you better wash your car. i'm not in a hurry, myself i asked him to check his apartment. yes, what are you saying? leonidov just called me, said that you were getting drunk here, and asked not to even let you out of the car. well, you see how you yourself have already graduated, max, if i shoot you, they won’t even put me in jail, i ’ll tell you more, they’ll give you a medal, max, stand, hold him so that he doesn’t interfere, stand, i said, scarlet.
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oh, no damn teleportation, i saw the killer,
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it’s sazanovsky, you couldn’t see him, i realized that you’re kidding me or something, he killed two of his partners, now the whole business belongs to he’s already on his feet, you’re already seeing my dreams, he needs to be detained, understand? sazanovsky is now sitting in gromov’s office. have you been arrested yet? he has been sitting there in gromov’s office since the morning. and even when you saw him, he was there. lyosh, i saw with my own eyes how he threw the horse out of the window. when kon’s murder took place, sazanovsky was next to gromov, in his office. can you refute this aribe? yes, i gave orders,
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your house will be guarded, as it were, this is unnecessary, i’m not afraid, this is a man, he won’t bother you anymore, but he won’t bother me worries, he’s more likely for... the dog was a good idea, but i would have come myself if necessary. maksimov, i forbade you to engage in this matter, there is no need to punish anyone. i understand that everyone can make mistakes, can i talk to him? yes, young man, you are very suspicious, why do you say that it was i who killed the horse, i’m just curious, well, you have a motive, money, then i saw it myself, well, they obviously told you that i was here during the murder, then. for the time of mirsky’s murder, i also have an alibi no less
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ironclad. you know how complicated everything turns out: your partners are dead, you have the money, the alibi is ironclad, it’s just a shame to upset you. well, so far nothing from what you told me has upset me. yes, only the worldly con sold their shares in the business, their murder turned out to be meaningless. but this is impossible, perhaps i don’t even know anyone. interesting. but did you check it out and snatch it from the thunder? oh maksimov,
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you’re a funny man, you were thinking of running away from me, it’s not like that yet, 20 years in the police, what did i say, i said, go home and sleep it off, find yourself a new job, come on, what about your division, huh? don't drive fast.
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damn, you again, get out of here!
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to the entrance, let's go by car! face, stand,
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mr. sazanovsky. satanovsky, i took it, come and see with your own eyes. what are you looking at? come on, screw it, let's go,
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your izvortsa is the same from the face. seryozha. well, hello, brother, we haven’t seen each other for a long time, they told us that you were killed in prison, they exaggerated it a little, but why didn’t you tell me then that you were alive, you yourself told me that i should never appear in your life again, by the way, why aren’t you in prison, you escaped. i didn’t want to come back empty-handed, i wanted to do something useful for my brother, you killed my friends and
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partners, is that how you did something useful? i wanted to help you, i wanted you got what you deserve, but i'm your brother, brother, you're not my brother, you're a rotten killer, okay, what should i do to make you forgive me, what? well, what are you silent? can someone explain to me what's going on here? you see, i had a brother, a twin, 10 years ago, he went to prison, then we received a message that he died in a fight, i never heard anything more about him, until today, of course, it was you who killed him. secular icon, let me talk to my brother alone, no, for this
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i confess to two murders, allow me talk to my brother, we haven’t seen each other for 10 years, okay. “you must take all the blame on yourself, i won’t go to prison again, i got you out last time, i’ll get you out now, write a confession that you didn’t communicate with me, didn’t see me, you planned the whole murder yourself, it’s somehow unfair, yes, you understand, if they put us both in jail..." no one will get us out, otherwise i will receive an inheritance, as planned, the entire company, this is a lot of
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money, enough for both of us until the end of our lives. in six months you will be released and you will have money, i have a better plan, as much as possible, so what? he kept his word, here is a sincere confession of all the murders he committed, everything is fine, he said that he no longer wants to go to prison and decided to commit suicide, unfortunately i couldn’t stop him, so he’s serving it.
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maksimovsa, ugh, on the second day he doesn’t let me sleep, he’s a badass, he doesn’t listen at all, you don’t feed him at all, maybe he’s hungry, maybe he’s bored, he’s bored, i’ve had
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two chases, two fights today alone. he saw two corpses, there was another shootout, his life, in my opinion, is any the dog will be jealous, you don’t love him, the animal feels it, good version, why didn’t he fall in love with sazanovsky, i don’t like him either, a suit for 2.0 dollars, gray sports socks to go with a black suit. maksimov, i just wanted to express my condolences, maybe not here, brother, but get out of the way, where are you going, back, stand on the road, i said.
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where are you going, gardener, come out, come out, i said, runaway, as you guessed, female logic.
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may you die, damned copelina!
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i thought you were going to sleep for 24 hours now. you he likes you, he just doesn’t get enough of your attention, so he’s capricious, doesn’t listen, he’s jealous of your work, like i was in my time, i really... missed your attention, i loved you very much, you’re thinking a lot now, max,
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are you sleeping or what? max, that’s good, i shouldn’t have told you this, the car. slept better.
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well, no damn thing, bitch, i need to be somewhere, max,
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but i have a war here! why did it take so long? i parked the car further away so that your friend wouldn’t get seriously injured, maybe something? yes, it extinguishes without serifs, it looks like they named it in your honor, there is a lot of teasing, but to hell with it knows, well, damn, it exploded in the cinema a long time ago,
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well, let's go to the warehouse, excuse me, i know, i won't go with him, today is not a very good day for suicide, oops, uh, hello, fu, fu, fu!
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the motna storage facility, that’s it, i’ll find out everything, open the gates, there’s some kind of magnetic storm, it’s attacking everyone, gnezdilov over there volunteered to help, he drove your car, maybe he’ll fix it, maksimov, am i lost? problems? no, cardboard, the problem now is not with you, but with my friend. i see, what happened? yes, i smoked while driving, can you do something? well,
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i’ll do it, is it true? i’ll do it while you’re repairing it, but there’s nothing to eat, but you can take it, the car is normal, selling in order. the car is rotten, why are you looking at it like that, i’m not suggesting you buy it, drive it for 2 days, well, show the documents for the car, but what about a cop’s car that was stolen, it’s a nest, you know?
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it hurts, go away, go here, this is not my car, and this is not my dog, who drove the car for you, i don’t know, just two idiots, i also thought, who are they, i don’t know, i actually wanted to disassemble the spare parts, the keys here, give it to you, you can ride to your health, yours is generally free, where to look for them, i don’t know exactly, i swear on my life, i don’t know, don’t swear, it’s a bad omen, listen, what’s wrong with him, he almost tore it, i don’t know what ’s been happening to him lately, maybe the weather is changing or it’s a full moon.
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oh, cool, make me some tea, you hear, you’ll get over it, okay, so how are things, where is it, what do you mean where, you went to the wi-doc warehouse, went, is everything okay? everything is in place, and the machine gun, and the machine gun, well, maybe it’s another machine gun, not from the museum, or from another museum, are you sure, leonidov, i’m always sure of what i say, but the fact that your sister has your car, you i’m also sure, yes, but what?
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where, right now, but how is she, where is she from here, well, maybe your sister came to you, yes, only if gnizdilov’s sister is me. “so it was stolen from her sister, where are the keys? there’s a problem here, until the hijackers are found, it will be listed as material evidence, lena will need to take fingerprints from it, and if i don’t agree, and i if i’m against , and if i’m against strangers rummaging through my car, then, and if you’re against it, it means there’s something dirty with your car, i’ll ask lena to take a closer look.” well you know i can detain the criminals myself, arrest them, there’s no need
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nowhere, leonidov, where we didn’t go, but what happened, maybe she did it to me, right? this one, but i wouldn’t be surprised if it’s his too, whose is it? how do i know whose it is? maybe it's his wife, maybe she’s been there for six months , she’s been there for six months, this is an eyelash, it’s not curled, it hasn’t even dried out, this is a business card, i made inquiries, this is an expensive brothel, the shaherizan hotel, date.
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in general, they let you go wherever they want, you’re sitting here, you’ll kill all the girls there, give it, give it here, fun, he said, let it go. sit here, you crazy doctor.
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and you’re not participating in the competition, so what am i talking about,
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so, girls, which of you will find these panties at the right time, let them go with me, if i don’t find my cinderella, they’ll go with me all her stepsisters are in the back, this is ritana, and rita, she’s not working now, she’s on... bad vacation, that means her evil stepmother will go with me, let’s go, she’s in number twelve, there were some of your things in the stolen car, not enough how many cars am i in, you still can’t prove anything, except for your panties there are a lot of weapons in the car, and what does that have to do with me, and who stole the car? i don’t know anything, i’m a good policeman, now i’ll introduce you to an evil one, to whom you’ll immediately want to tell everything, standing, oh, good,
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good dog, good, uh, i didn’t understand something, your dog, no, i had a german shepherd, it’s some kind of fascist, he’s just sexually tense, sorry, hormones, your dog needs a girlfriend, who’s talking about what? your dog needs sex and so do you, by the way, it’s just that both of you are sexually tense, and sex helps you relax and restore harmony with the world. that’s it, philosopher, i’ll probably politely refuse, we really need to do something with this traitor, let’s get in, philosopher, veterinarian, face, good, good dog, good dog, good, you ’re annoying him, hurt yourself, you’re feeding him, you eat, and now you’re annoying, he’s slow
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to think now, he perceives all males as rivals, tell me like a cop’s car with a venti, you’re talking about the old mayor from gnezdilovo, and you know him, of course, he’s a regular customer of our hotel, oh, how not surprising, well, well, you owe me a large sum, and you decided to steal his car.
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a good reason to call, why call, they always sit in the same bar, okay, leonidov, hi, ask lena, she ’ll at least let you go to the bar with me. why did i let leno go after all? i find it funny i’m not laughing, meet me, this is rita, the owner of the panties, hello, it’s very nice, excuse me, you’ll have to get used to this guy’s jokes for years, look, oh, we’re not taking a dog, or what? well, does he have testosterone
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spermotoxicosis? and what are you saying, either he’ll bite everyone in the bar, or, there they are at the table, one crazy with a scar, the other pot-bellied, let’s go, you won’t sit younger until, uh-huh, uh-huh. eat, eat, bon appetit, guys, did you accidentally mix up the table? well, now let’s check, are you selling a machine gun at a discount? well
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, let’s say, are you sworn to death? magicians, calm, quiet, calm, eat! forward behind me, no one to move, everyone to stay, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet,
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quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, i wanted to do this once, well, okay, two maximum. “worse than my wife, yes, i go there often, who is worse off from this, but in general , no one, on the contrary, people have the opportunity to shoot historical relics,
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max, what do you think, that i stole weapons and will sell them, no, just want to hear how it all turned out, "i was supposed to take these guns to sladwich dock yesterday, down the road, it's almost on the way, i decided to stop by the girls, i left the car at the car dealership, and this is a whore, she was offended, you see, she helped them steal my car, why didn’t i tell you everything right away, how do you imagine all this, i come to work in the morning and say “ . yesterday i was in a brothel and the whores stole a full car of weapons, i wanted to find it myself, but i didn’t have time, so, well, congratulations, nesters, you are almost a taxi driver.
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