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tv   Yemelya  NTV  April 29, 2024 7:30pm-8:31pm MSK

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i immediately remembered about you, we’ll sort it out with you boss. here it is, well, i'm off. what will you tell him? don’t worry so much, everything will be fine, or very good, friends should help each other, fucker, man, it’s you who put my hands on me, you, you, quickly, what’s the matter, what should i do? handsome, what's the matter
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, where is the gun, where is there no gun, i saw that there is, no, no, there is no gun, that means there is a knife, let me show you, i'm shooting, i don't have a knife, drugs are in my briefcase, but i don't have them drugs, then there will be, next time i i’ll definitely find them, now let’s think about what you did wrong, maybe you fired someone, shirkin, well done, you made conclusions, who shouldn’t be fired, you did, you did, smart guy, and now count to a hundred? “i’ll leave, and you go to work in peace, and who are you? emelya, six, 7, 8, 9, 10, ah! great, great, where are they carrying you, and what
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’s wrong, the sneaky guy has raised the whole department up in arms, emelin , emelin, where is emelin, he said what he needed, no, i didn’t ask what you point me, and where are you going from in the middle of the working day, i’ll go eat, buy how much you can eat already, i need to somehow remove it, i can’t drink, well, so i have to, my mistress... go away, it’s not you, but tanya knows him, she’ll kill me, i don’t know how to help you, you can’t drink , you don’t want chicks, i really want to, but i’m afraid, i’ll go get a burger, don’t grab the pizza, okay, great, great, oh, great, dolbolov, good afternoon, comrade captain, are you sick? or something, i’m healthy, touch
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general, my hair stood on end when i saw why, that’s right, we’ll conduct an official investigation, i’ll tell you about the results i’ll report, that’s it, emilin, i’ve finished the plan, the general called about you, the head office, cool, what kind of fuss is this, and you don’t understand, no, sit down. what do you have? restaurant? what are you doing over there? don't you see? i see! you, you hug girls with low social responsibility. low social responsibility? how do you know? also, did they hug each other? so, don't be rude. i'm not rude. but what is this? rewind. forward,
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right key, yes, that's it, come on, hurray, some guys from the next table decided to treat me, i'm here, it's arsen the pig and chapa, local gang, you drink with them, but i don’t drink, but what are you doing, collecting operational information, okay, that’s what it is, come on, for real boys, for friendship, well, for us, well, what do you need to explain, well i tell my friend bluntly that i haven’t seen each other for 10 years. do you call the black thief in law a friend? so for you he is a thief in law, for me he is a school friend, ifim chernenko, by the way, we were sitting at the same desk, it’s his birthday, he called me, i can’t refuse him, kemelin, i’ve run out of patience, that’s it , more you know, because of your stupid antics, you’ll fly into the fanfare yourself, that’s it, go, write a letter of resignation so that my eyes won’t see you here anymore. well, to hell with you, what did you
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say just now, but you didn’t hear, you, you will regret this, very much, very much. emel, great, great, listen, i congratulate you, so now you’re a star, maybe i’ll make you a blogger, never, never wait, let’s really start our own detective channel, you know how much money it’ll raise, you offer a trick, i think he ’ll like it oh damn, that would be great for me you need money, get married, are you serious, that's it, we're losing a guy, damn, stupid, yeah, congratulations, thank you very much, listen, i have a request, i want to give dasha a wedding gift, can you help her choose a car, what's the budget, 3000 i have the rest. how happy she will be, yes, it’s clear that she will be happy, and if you split up in a year, well , just imagine, it will take 4 years to pay off the loan, emel, if everyone thought like you, no one would get married, that’s what i’m talking about, love us, but what does the car have to do with it, die with love
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in a hut, you don’t understand anything, well, where in short, you don’t want to help me, you don’t have to, i ’ll handle it myself, okay, i’m not fussing and we’ll choose a car for your fiancee, i’m wondering what things i’ll do, we’ll go to the car dealership, i’m waiting, what’s the date today? fifth fifth, yeah, today is a good day for scorpios, perhaps an increase in salary and a promotion, but for aries, aries, financial difficulties, problems in the family at work are also problems, i understand everything, you don’t have to read any further here. delicious, well, excuse me, uh-huh, well, i got a piston, i
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want to drink to the real boys, listen, stepan, what’s your horoscope today? i'm very lucky. day, i don’t think so, that ’s why you painted the car, the way you painted it, the word was scribbled out of three letters, and it’s not even a sucker, yeah, you’re kidding, no , look, yeah, i was walking by, i decided to take a photo, tell me. no need to knock,
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it’s infestal. it’s a good car, and the color of the dash will suit you, yes, the car is good, we’ll take it, it’s expensive, i can offer you this other option, a good woman’s car, pleasant in all respects, excellent value for money , why are you shy, sit down, just a minute, i mean, it's also expensive. i i thought we'd go see buu. okay, calm down, get in the car, now i ’ll negotiate a discount. come on, dear, we need a discount, there are no discounts on this car, why not, but
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there aren’t any bonuses for crime fighters? i don't solve such questions. who decides? director, yeah, well, make a discount, you see, the guy is good, the bride is buying a car. i 'll update the guide. why, let's find out together. come on, that's right, okay, we warned you, you're alive, come on, life, hold on, please, hold on, everything will be fine, do you hear? i'm coming now!
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you want a drink, i want to, leave me, you can’t, today you can, for some reason all sorts of bastards, descendants, murders and nothing, he’s like that...
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i said, look, they’ve piled up garbage, where in the car dealership, come on my way, can you hear me? keep an eye on the market, what are you doing to me, to you, and who are you, and i’ll explain to you what, and you explain, guys, just not here, okay, okay, everything ’s fine, i say, come on, come on, show me, show me what you had, come on,
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come on, come on, come on, well, come on, what, come on, stand hands, run good, i have mine , he has this trunk or what?
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and where is emelin? emelin? yes, emelin, fired? how was it fired? you said it yourself, i said it. yes, i said, but i said to work him out properly, that's what i said, and not to fire him. i want him to investigate this case. return. hello, emelin. come on, get out of here, you should at least get up,
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after all, you’re talking to a senior rank, but now i don’t care, i don’t have a job with you anymore, i’m my own commander, who told you that you’re no longer with us? you’re working, i didn’t say that, yeah, take it away, maybe you haven’t asked me for a report yet i didn’t ask you to write. did i dream about this? ok, let’s not figure out what someone dreamed, let’s just reset this whole situation to zero. i won’t reset anything, you asked me to write a report, i wrote it, what else do you need? i need you to find skvortsov’s killer, were you like friends with him? where are you going? catch the killer,
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emelin, close it, emelin, the bandits arrived at the car dealership at 14:30, and where was the security? they were in another part of the building, they came running when it was all over, did i hurt him? did you find blood? no, there was no blood, i twisted my leg, but what about the car? car is stolen, owner igor nikolaevich mukhin. after the attack, the bandits got into the car and drove to sadovaya street, where they abandoned her in the area of ​​the forty-eighth house . did they find anything in the car? no, they burned it, they were prepared, apparently bandits, they got rid of the car and apparently moved to another one, but they burned this one where there are no cameras, but they were just lucky, but i don’t think so, but the billing
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gave nothing during the attack no telephone conversations were recorded. the owner of the car dealership was interrogated, not yet, so why are we sitting, let's go, i'm the general director, mikhail alekseevich shapkin, and this is the head of the security service, ginnadiy sergeevich kulikov, i would like to hear your version of what happened, but we don’t have any versions, three thugs are breaking into your lard...
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yeah, i see, that means you don’t want to cooperate, well, we’re on our own we’ll figure it out, yeah, you’ll figure it out yourself, okay, if anything happens, call me, how do you like these comrades, don’t i like them? yes, they are all lying bastards, all that remains is to understand why. the most unexpected premiere of this spring is on air on rtv. viya superstar. they will fight on stage bands that once filled
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my father was killed.
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go have a look, so guys, let's not blah blah blah blah blah, something's going on, a week ago some idiot called and asked for 100 lyams, i sent him, i decided it was a scam, why did they decide that, but these scammers call every day , i thought it was the same case, but why didn’t they tell us about it right away, but i decided to break through through my channels, where the attack came from, they broke through, they broke through, the bandits had no questions for us. the extortionists somehow got in touch and sent an sms, you will be next, you answered something, no, i won’t pay, it’s clear, okay, here
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stay. well, is chingachgook wound up? don’t you think you had any books? chingachgook shot with a bow, but here is a crossbow, why a crossbow? powerful, silent. if i were them, i would have done the same thing, they are afraid of noise, there is only one guard in the whole village, and then i would have heard the shot, why would someone come and say that you got to the bottom of me, how do i know, but what nonsense well, in the center of the city, bandits crushed a car dealership from a machine gun, it’s silent here, yes, they wanted to intimidate, it’s a long time for you , i’m finishing that i don’t like it.
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some kind of nonsense, huh? beshka damn branches. tell me,
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have you seen any strangers at your neighbor’s house today? no, what are you, a policeman? well, yes, it’s cool, yeah, i can pet your dog, just try it, it’s strange, he usually bites, apparently he feels that the person is good, yes, suddenly i have the same dog constantly dragging around the bar, why? but the girls are not interested in him without a dog, they don’t go to visit him, but you would like such a dog for yourself, but i’m fine with the girls without a dog, yes, but you want coffee, but with pleasure.
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hello, you can talk, bye yes, well, i checked, there is nothing here, the road and the essence, i found a witness, now i will interrogate, come on, i’m ready to let you show. so, you need to leave the city, i can’t leave now, my father-in-law is choosing you on his nose, mold, and i can’t ensure your safety here, and why am i paying you, don’t yell.
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i’m listening, i changed my mind, the next one will be your daughter, don’t touch her, i’ll pay, i give you until the morning, gena, get ready, make coffee, no, listen, tell me, it was today.
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did you remember the make and number, and did you remember anything else, only if the driver is lame? was,
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pipe, to the right, we are there, so are we. holy shit, they changed the coordinates, send them to me, go get them.
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vasin, come here, they changed the coordinates, now. come on, 100 m beyond your destination, 30 m to your destination. you have arrived at your destination, turn left. have you arrived at your destination? a great place to have some grovecabs. i’m in place, i see, that
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’s it, i got out of the car, walked along the road into the forest to the shore, there’s a boat, put the money in, i understand, i understand where the cops are on the table. what's next? i don't know. what are you waiting for? i repeat i won't. that's it, i'm going. no need. where are you going, are you wearing a raincoat or something? yes, let's take
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i would have quickly figured them out, thank you very much, please, one-man told me that some guy filled up the commerce with a crossbow, with a crossbow, yeah, they also searched for a long time, when it was five years ago, wow, a coincidence, yes, i thought so too, you’ll pay it off, i ’ll give it to you later, so, oh, just in time, look, chebykin,
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to do, right, i say, 100%. it’s better to follow me, so, well, it’s clear what you’re going to do look for money, if you find it, share it with me, you’re daydreaming, let’s open everything, i have everything open, open the house, we ’ll be looking here for a month, well, that means we’ll be, look at everything. let's you two into the house, you start a search, well , tell me where you were yesterday, at home, who can confirm this, your wife, and who else,
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no one else, um, that means you don't have albie, but i don't need it, i don't care didn't do anything bad. boss, no joke, what are you looking for? yes we know what we are looking for. i'd like to know too. we'll find it, you'll find out, i think you have
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there was a lot of interesting things in the greenhouse. tomatoes, or what? tomatoes too. let's go. well, in general, whatever my wife planted grows, i don’t know, uh-huh, let me go, oh, wow, it’s not mine, yes, but whose? yes, you gave me a lift, stand up, fables, stand!
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what are we looking for, what are we looking for, we found it, if so, who is your counterfeiter? where did you get the machine gun? i said it’s not mine, but whose? how do i know, and the examination
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showed that your prints were on the machine? this can’t be, now chebykin, for the murder of a policeman and shapkin’s father, you will get a life sentence, understand? well well, he’s split, not yet, because you don’t know how to do anything, you need to be taught everything, okay, tomorrow i’ll talk to him myself, and what not today, but today is an unfavorable day for scorpios, and i dug up information here, chebykin took out a loan 3 days ago in the bank for 1000, nothing, nothing, just why did he need a loan if he was going to get it? well, maybe he deliberately took it as a distraction, so that people like you would believe in his innocence, uh-huh, yes, okay,
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i’ll be there now, oh, i’ll run, you have to work with your head, not your feet, but work, they ’re in the horoscopes. hello, waiting boss, did i call? yesterday in the club, two eggplants fucked and started cooking bop, a stripper stuck money in all places, shouted, something cool, so what? i know one of them, he works as a security guard in a parking lot, where does he get such money? i myself saw him take out such a cutlet from his pocket. i’ll show you, no question, yeah, got it, is
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sitting here, waiting. so, i don’t understand now. the car belongs to viktor mikhailovich lyakhov, born in the ninety-first year, lives in address proletarskaya street, building 48, apartment 16. i understand, and now i find out where tishakov lives, why do you need it? that’s how it should be, okay, now, he ’s living. in the same building, only apartment 21, so it means that he and lyakhov are neighbors, tyushakov was not there by chance, can you explain to me what is happening? collect all
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the information on lyakhovo for me and find out why tishakov ended up there, besides the fact that... to the neighbors, what can connect them, good, earrings, can you come to us? what is it? yeah dude, i want to show you one, come on then, i’m in a hurry, i’m busy, it’s not on, i’ll wait, great. andryukh, look what i found, well, teshakov or lyakh in odnoklassniki, it’s right there on social networks, so that’s changing things, but do you suspect him or what? great, what did you want? come in! show him a photograph
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where have you gone, don’t call me anymore, and what did our guys find about you? grandmas, i'm going to leave, i'm waiting for you at the dacha today at 6:00, what a bastard.

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