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tv   Pyos-2  NTV  May 3, 2024 10:35am-1:01pm MSK

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in the center of eastern siberia there is an area of ​​high pressure, so most of the region will experience no precipitation, light rains will occur along the southern periphery of the anticyclone in the irkutsk region, but the further to the west, the more clouds, the epicenter of the bad weather is in the urals, the tyumen region will not be affected by the storm, in yekaterinburg and perm it is no higher than five degrees celsius, cold air penetrates into the south of european territory, in rostov-on-don in avstrakhan it is no longer higher than 16°, on the coast there are rains and thunderstorms in places, very strong winds, in the center of european territory. the weather is starting to catch up lost heat. against the background of the anticyclone, the front is blurring, but it is still cool. light rain will occur in the tver region, in some places in the yaroslavl and moscow regions. but in the north-west it will warm up more noticeably in pskov without precipitation and up to +17. in st. petersburg there will still be a little rain and +1:13 during the day. in moscow it is 13:15 and there will be no precipitation. and by this time i have all the information about the weather. no one
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is accusing you of negligence, we just have information that one of your employees helped deliver the letters to the outside world, who? no, we do not we know, that’s why we came here to find out. well, we hope for your help. okay, in the third block, senior guard borya. go to him. “hello, boris zhurilin, well, i, such a fighting prisoner, remember, i seemed to be sitting with you, well, i remember, so they sewed him up, as i understand it, not without your help, yes, i didn’t understand to whom you gave the letters from bortsev, what kind of letters, i didn’t send anything”? that is, they themselves flew away from him
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with doves, and we found one unsent, judging by those that you sent at least three letters, in my building with smuggling prohibitions everything is clean, clear, and in general i don’t have to report to you, hey, take the dog, well, where, ugh, yes, ugh, wow, give it here, you’re here, no one, i need cigarettes, coffee, mobile phones, but the freak, you didn’t do it, the program, where, lyosha , take part, this is what’s happening here, people feel bad, look in the room,
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everything is on the face, i mean on the floor, bitch, maksimov, you go, you go can you imagine how much this watch costs, but dry up with your watch, what is it, a second, letters from the fighter, who to give, answer quickly, his brother, name is timur, timur's address, no idea. i handed over his hands, uh, who, who will compensate for the damage to me, who, i am compensating, is timur, borsov’s brother, to whom he handed over the letters, also a criminal, yes, but he is an ordinary thief, of course,
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well, if he agreed to fulfill his brother’s request, then he’s already a murderer, oh, what is this, i missed something, the skin has rotted, the whole era of the nineties is already over, think about it, it’s funny in your opinion. very funny, envy, maksimov, envy is poison for the body. listen, we have this timur's address in our database. bortsina? no, i will send a request to the prosecutor's office. max, maksimov, don’t be so upset, really, if you work for 20 years, maybe you’ll buy yourself such a coat. can you hear me, max? yeah, let's go? where
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did you go? where? i think you're going to the doctor. to a paroctologist. for what? well, there's a problem with the head. yes, i understand, thank you, the surviving guard came to his senses, let's go to the hospital, hello, we would like to ask you a few questions regarding the attack, come in, let me, yes, sit down, did you see the one who released the gas? i saw this bastard, well of course, i couldn’t see his face, he was wearing a gas mask, well, can you somehow describe him, of average height, broad shoulders, well, maybe
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a plus. no one. very well. that is. it's a shame, of course, well, never mind, next time, so, i i went, i need to see zhanna. listen, gnezdilov, if you say anything again about zhanna, gifts or anything else, i will write a report, by god. go ahead, write directly to my uncle, write right away, maybe i’ll quit soon, maybe i won’t have to work, well, that’s enough for an accusation here. agree. well, you can’t leave, he can hide, so let’s
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set up an ambush here, fix the door and that’s it, i agree, i don’t agree, and i categorically disagree, then he, maybe we ’ll have to sit here all day, well, that means it’ll be like that that's it, this is what my new decalon smells like, decalon,
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yes, it's clear, but what, my wife likes it, you know, i was thinking, the dog steals all the things that smell, quietly, don't scare him, stand, uh, uh, what for crap, timur, fighters, you have been arrested on suspicion of murdering your brother mikhail, what are you talking about, what kind of nonsense? i 'll tell you now what this nonsense is!
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i didn’t kill anyone, understand, i didn’t kill anyone, i ran for something, i just got scared, i got scared and ran, i didn’t kill anyone, i didn’t kill anyone, i can repeat it again, i didn’t kill my brother, but the evidence in your apartment suggests otherwise, what evidence shows that you knew about all of your brother’s movements and were planning a murder. but remaining silent is not an option, it’s all a bear, he asked me to do it, he believed that this was the best way out for him, we know about this from your brother’s letters, well, i was preparing, but i couldn’t do it, so i delayed , where were you yesterday at
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you’ll find out what the hell you want here, you turned out to be an extremely tenacious scum. are you talking about how? i got incredible pleasure from watching your friends die and writhe like worms in a frying pan, so you did it? you turned on the gas, i’ve been waiting for a long time for everything to work out, for all three of you freaks to end up together, but you still didn’t die. wait, you don’t need to do anything, we can agree, stop, in that stinking basement many asked you
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to stop, including me, but you had fun, now i’ll have fun too. max, please wait, conversational, thank you very much. i heard it's literally a minute. lyosha says, you are wrong if you you have problems, they need to be solved. i don't have any problems, everything is fine. alyosha says that you freeze, and then you don’t remember what happens to you, that with such imagination as alyosha, you need to write books, you understand, well , everything is fine, i’m not sleeping. a couple of days, well, when
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well, not really gay , well, yes, i understand, i understand, i also thought, some kind of moronic order, but no, this is purely a radio prank, it’s all mine friends know. i’m a wow man, so to speak, he’ll be healthy, some big, moronic prank, well, in general, it’s none of my business, look, oh, lesh, i’m just looking for you, pavel’s address is not in the database, but i found it his place of work, he should be there right now, great, that means we can go to him, max has already left, our max, yes, our max, it’s impossible, he’s not feeling well, so, quickly get into the car, come on.
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hello, maxim, i haven’t seen you for 10 years. no, you won't get it, as you say, let's go,
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attention, everyone should disperse around perimeter, max, alive, alive, alive, alive, come on! everything
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did you marry us, didn't nest, why, oh, hello, kitty, hello, kitty, so what? you talked to your wife, zhanochka, you understand, this is the case, it’s clear, that means, listen, i ask you, just don’t worry. i’ll talk to her myself, yes, i understand how hard it is for you, yes, cutie, oh, yes, it’s very hard for me, but that’s not the point, i wanted, i tried to go against nature, well, where against nature, where am i , where nature, nature has taken its toll, wait,
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wait, i don’t really understand, what are you talking about, the fact that i’m married is all a cover, sit it down, what the hell is this, what kind of nonsense is this? the first time this happened to me, when i was under the ceiling, why did you need me, well , i’m sorry, well, i’m sorry, kitty, i’m sorry, i just thought that with your love you could help me change, i’m trying, i’m trying all the time , but nothing works out for me, i’m on the verge, cat, why? but hit, hit, of course, everyone like this needs to be warned in advance, but i’m wondering where you got these habits from, so
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but there’s nothing new, it’s the same there. why are you so gloomy? yes, maybe i didn’t get enough sleep, i had some stupid dreams, gold, diamonds, pirates, if it weren’t for the vakhtank, we would have pulled up the bunk, i killed all the pirates, called, woke me up, gold, diamonds, take pictures for loss, just came up with it, no, it’s me i leafed through gnezdilov’s book. so scientific, no, well, the omen came true, two corpses, loss, these are relatives yours, or something, whose loss, why, someone’s relatives, but... fell, a man should come in, if it were a fork, then a woman, here’s
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a man, what kind of a man is this, what a knife, such a man , stupid, by the way, i was the very first to come here, clearly, of course, pay so that they call you and don’t stay, firstly, it’s unprovable, secondly, even if this is so, thirdly, he killed, i have everything , stunning, yes, brilliant, this is one little flaw, such, well,
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this is a wife and her lover, what does the lover have to do with it, what does it have to do with it, i don’t know either, but look, this is over there, this is the wife, yes, and this is the husband, yes, mm, yes, indeed, like that, interesting, interesting, but where is the husband then? well done, wow, igor, and you, you looked at everything, yes, you hear, i’m the best detective, and this, you tell me who it is, and if you don’t bring it up, there won’t be any money, but for knyazdilov, money is not the main thing, right?
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breaking a mirror is a bad omen for a warrior from sin, then it will break again, three are missing, but there was just one, but then everything is clear, the second episode has begun, look, let's listen, everything has fallen into place, come on, this one came back, caught them, uh-huh, got excited, probably this is an important nuance, of course, he flew into a rage, shot them, then
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i collected everything, where i was going, and i think it smells so strange. real, well, check , ready, yes, stand, stand, oops, oops, alive, “oh, i won’t even ask how i ended up here, everything is fine with this, well, you see the complete order, the neighbors are tired
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now everyone will cry, you’re leaving us, you joined the circus, so, what other versions they will, you have syphilis, i solved the case, oh, i closed it, so follow the thought, the neighbor killed all three, ask me why, i answer, the neighbor... killed all of them, then i noticed that it was all filmed by a camera, then i stole a camera with a tv in order to watch it all at home, delete the recording and return the equipment back, but well done leonida, you do everything sometimes, i didn’t have time, bravo, bravo, congratulations, yes, well, yes, really shake hands with the loser, no, no, no, a bad omen, it simply attracts.
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so the killer really came home, but not to return the equipment, but he’s after the gold, also buddy, put the evidence back in its place, trambov’s wolf for you, buddy, brute, i’m here for you now. now wait, shalam, what’s wrong with him, this is leonov’s old age, elementary old age, it’s time for him to be thrown into the dustbin of history, by the way, you too, from me the gravestone, like her epigram, the problem was that even a dead dog is faster than killing you. someone will find it,
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order , chrom had an ambush, and you came here, and if the tail led, raslad, knocked out all the amenta, well, that’s a different story, he took everything, no, one fledgling remained there, no understood. the cop fell on him, there was this dog with him, well, it’s okay, we’re not impoverished, we’ll draw another one for ourselves soon, but the cops won’t guess, it’s good that there was real gold there, so they won’t guess, it’s a real ingot, like a bank mark, a flask leave it. peace, the bank denies
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grandma , you didn’t see anything, at the tree, listen, anyway, the sewers are rushing, maybe it’s better to go to the shower, breathe through your mouth, i have no time to shower, i don’t have time, i need to catch criminals, oh how, yes, not your addiction to selfies, the criminal would have been sitting here a long time ago, giving testimony, what?
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me. that maksimov, that it’s hard to admit defeat, i understand, no, as a person, i understand you, something needs to be done with the dog , vperyod has a taxi driver, a crap,
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and you are not suitable for a poor man, okay, thank you, citizens, boss. well, long time no see, 4 years, i see you’re not in a good mood, and this a very bad omen, he is usually judged with a broken nose, another one, here recently the cassation officers killed
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his wife and her lover, what are they saying, who is saying, i don’t understand what you’re talking about, citizen boss, you know, you’ll tear your head off, i remembered, i remembered, i remembered, khromov, his last name, well, he’s a pawn, a shady guy, that’s his lover, that’s it, who is he? i don’t sell out honest hucksters to tramps, boss, you’re great, okay? you do what you remember, remember, remember, i remember, remember, remember, the thing is that the lover, her wife’s name is vova profile, he sculpts sculptures on graves. yes , he used to carry drugs in lenin’s busts, interesting fact, that’s it, yes, that’s it, i don’t know anything else, where else will we go for a ride, suddenly, no,
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no, no, i got it, i got it, i got it, he ’s tearing his head off, tell me, he has a workshop nearby from the house where they were dumped, who dumped them, i don’t know, i haven’t prayed for a century, you see, to freedom, a clear conscience. thank you, boss, god willing, what is logical. well, so far 1:0 is not in your favor, but try
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number two, but i like it, i understand, i understand. dear, maybe gnezilov is better for now works for you, you understand, right? let's. that comrade dog, congratulations,
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climb! well, what do you think, strange reaction to the stun gun, should i show maximo? i want to figure it out myself, i don’t want to look like a fool, since when did lyosha stop? these are the kind of jokes you like, right? it seems like you're something wanted to tell maxim? i wanted to, but i didn’t want to. lyosha! listen, this is the first time in history that left you and me alone, can you mark it? you came here to mock leonid, no, that’s a dog, well done, mom,
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dear! i have to disappoint you, it’s lead, and how is it, well, lead, covered with gold, well coated, professional, where did you get it? well, is one active in the workshop? and what important thing did lyosha want to say, you are his friend, ask him, well, you are also my friend, tell me, i am your friend’s wife, that is , as my friend’s wife, you can’t tell me
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you want, dazhili, so what? have you changed your mind about telling me something? it's a bad omen to come into the laboratory so often out of laziness, you know? what about girls? what are we gossiping about? and at this time , by the way, i found a clue in the case? sweater what? nothing, i say, your new versions are always welcome. naturally, speak up! i'm broadcasting! housing problem! yes, yes, why are you staring at me like that? this means that the killer, clearly a relative of khromov, eliminated all the contenders for the sake of the square. is this the final version, or will there be some other improvements? the main thing is that she working, completely working. and if you also
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remove the drunk neighbor from the apartment, you can shake off such mansions there that you will get swayed. what? could you or your stupid dog come up with something like this to make your neighbor angry? apartment, no, i so naively believed that khromov casts counterfeit ingots and exchanges them in jars for real ones, everything that is delusional or something, yes, you continue to gut khromov’s relatives, i’ll deal with your nonsense, i’ll set up an ambush in the workshop, there there are already a dozen fake bars left, yeah, yeah, okay, and we agreed, so you’re working on your stupid, clueless version, and i’m working on my promising one. come on, come on, come on, urgently, give me the address of the masterfully murdered lover, yes, who the sculptor, the boss, ordered.
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now i will show a master class on detaining a particularly dangerous gang, you will ask me why i am not in a hurry, i answer, i work beautifully, gracefully and i will take the gang into custody.
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the show begins, why am i performing one against three, because i'm very cool, what kind of idiot is this? you're like an empty bucket of failure, let's go, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, quiet, come on, rest, i'm sorry. uh-huh, comrade young sculptors, sitter, your diploma student
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guys as possible, i forgot about yours, he attacked us, we go out into the street and converge. crew 44, criminal detained, cashiers brought together, cargo, safety, accepted, untie him, i'm captain gnezdilov, i'm a policeman, here are my documents, untie me, capital of gnezdilov, what are they, untie me, i'm sorry, i didn't know you were a detective , i'm not just a detective, i'm the best detective in this city, and you missed it? criminals, and who is this, this, this is also
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a movie about you is already circulating throughout the department, the boys have already seen everything , what a movie, from your recorder, where you can see how max and the dog take the bandits, and you only get hit in the face, and then you threw the criminal shamefully away from the dog, that who am i, yes i am, let’s go, go, go to work, there’s a nest there sets fire to what? are you preparing a speech? what speech? well in honor of recognizing the dog as the best detective? what else what? i’m dumber than this dog, and any other dog, but not this one, i mean, i’m smarter than any dog, and this dog with one look into
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did the guy burn everything? la, excuse me, what is it? nothing bye. well,
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how am i linting? i don't understand what's going on? that nothing is happening? do you know what they are now? they make counterfeits, then people sniff, go faint or even die? what counterfeit? i bought it at the company store. you can’t forbid a good life from living beautifully. congratulations, i 'll see, you're an expert in perfumery, what 's been happening to you lately, what 's been happening to me, nothing, everything's fine, by the way, i found the car of the second victim, the dog examined it, thinks that the shoe that's in they found the apartment, it belongs to him, timur gorov, 35 years old, yes, leonov knocked him out, owner of a printing press. i'll go check if you don't do you mind, lesh, thank you,
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yes. “well, not an idiot, good afternoon, who can i talk to about your boss, and for what purpose are you interested? to investigate his murder, murder? are you
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serious? no, bitch, i’m kidding! what is it, go away, we’re not in we have nothing to say about his affairs, but he is aware of your affairs, uh, what are they talking about, are you having a seizure or something, and i still forgot how to fight, get up, light, “you know, my dear, what a reprint . boxes - this is contraband, my first time, timur was aware, this has nothing to do with his murder relationship, but it is related to the crime article, when was the last time you saw the boss, yesterday, some
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girl called him, he said that he would be back in a few hours, he got into the car. i was driving, it’s interesting, i never returned, how did you realize that it was a girl, i heard the conversation, listen, if you want to find timur’s killer, you need egor, what kind of egor, egor stukov, he is a long-time enemy of the boss, he recently lost his job , money, and his wife left him, that it was all because of yegor, exactly, yegor wanted to take revenge on him for a long time, where should we look for him? without any concepts, go ahead!
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oops, come here, come here, come here, take a walk, i don’t understand what’s going on, what’s going on, dog? you see, he climbed under the car, he couldn’t bend him in any way, what a dog, this one, wow, what a meteor, yes, by the way, lesh, listen, listen, by the way, can i stay with you for now, well, with you i mean , with such joy, the neighbors flooded me, and why didn’t you say it before, so i’m telling you, you can, yeah, of course it’s a nightmare, yes, horror, it’s horror, horror, nightmare horror, but no, you know, look for
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a hotel, yes, i agree, you’re such a friend, yes, as far as my life is concerned, this is normal, but if it’s the other way around, it’s not possible right away. wait, yes, lyoshenka, what, what? let's figure it out, yes, come on, you attacked a blood expert, yes, it was, yes, here, now, this is what you did under my car, you took lena's perfume, yes, yes, yes, now you are asking me spend the night, something is wrong here, something is wrong, what, what ’s wrong, what’s wrong, i always knew you as a normal, yes, adequate, by the way, adequate person, yes, well, of course, except for those moments. well here and here the old man it doesn’t happen to anyone, people, this, what is this? where is the exit, where is the entrance? yeah, what's wrong here, come on, come on, shoot me, okay, i'll tell you, only you are nobody, yes, strictly between us, come on, they're harvesting me, who? i don’t know, some guy, probably one of those whom i once imprisoned, but
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not the envelopes for me, but promises to deal with lena, you know, like with lena, just like that, why the hell, you were silent, so wait, laziness is also threatened, but you were silent? yes, lesh, like that, wait, well, you could have told me, at least or not, you could have, you’re the one in charge be nervous, no, let me keep an eye on her, okay, my wife, that’s right, no, wait, but it’s probably better for you to stay away from her at this time, but i’m not explosive, everything’s fine, let’s go, go, go, go, with god, gosh, with god, and sit already. the examination confirmed that there was blood in the bedroom, did you hit yourself again or what? no, we already believed you, why? i'm really bad today. or remembered my
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home address. prepared a series of terrorist attacks in the leningrad region ; a ukrainian intelligence agent was eliminated. a thousand arrested in the us , student anti-israel riots flare up, what could this lead to? first aid, what should now be contained in a car first aid kit? the strictest day of lent for orthodox believers. about the main thing for this minute in the ilyarovtsev studio, hello! the fsb today reported the destruction in
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the leningrad region of a ukrainian military intelligence agent who was preparing a series of terrorist attacks, including on military installations.

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