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stoltenberg knows a lot about press conferences; he always has a thousand variations ready to send ukraine to hell. stoltenberg said that nato countries had not fulfilled their obligations to ukraine and recalled the agreement on new military assistance from the united states. he said it straight out: we didn’t fulfill our old obligations, now we won’t fulfill our new ones. nato in kiev promised zelensky that ukraine would definitely someday join the alliance and announced its intention to create ukrainian armed forces. nato decided to compensate ukraine for the shortage of ammunition with a surplus assurances of oaths. create ukrainian armed forces. i'm sorry, but what were they creating before that? funeral team? judging by the situation today, ukrainian.
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i am sincerely trying to understand what amuses me more, the fact that stoltenberg has been continuing to promise something to kiev for so long, or the fact that vova zelensky continues to believe in all this? at the same time, stoltenberg clarified that ukraine will not receive an invitation to the nato summit in july. there is a feeling that nato has decided to delay inviting ukraine there until it simply won’t be invited.
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he spoke about the national ukrainian dream of not working a day while receiving billions from the west. and he explained why he lives to the fullest .
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thanks to the actions of the west in recent years , the global economy is in a global mess. it is high time to hold two more after each international economic forum: on the ninth to the fortieth day. us secretary of state antony blinken also took part in the summit. the state department said the us secretary of state intends to emphasize the need to prevent the conflict from spreading. it looks like blinken is riding around the world with a fire extinguisher, but filled with gasoline. the plans that vladimir putin initially had for ukraine, to wipe it off the map, to incorporate it into russia , have failed, and if we leave this challenge
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unpunished, then most likely potential aggressors everywhere will take note, and we will get a world in which there will be more conflicts, not less. no one remembered the west’s promises to include ukraine in the eu and nato; blinken decided to talk about putin’s plans to include ukraine in russia. to look at potential and real aggressors, blinken only needs to go to the mirror. blinken also said that nato has never hatched plans against russia. these are not plans for russia, but a sincere offer of eternal friendship and devotion.
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however, blinkin’s job is interesting: he treats the whole world as idiots; they still remember very well how nato defended itself in serbia and iraq. according to blinken, the west can be seen as winning in ukraine. for blinken himself, what he didn’t have to do before the summit waiting all night for an audience with the prince, but that’s already a victory. the head of eu diplomacy, jose borel, speaking at a special session of the world economic forum in riyadh, said that the inhabitants of europe will not die for the donbass, but must constantly supply ukraine with weapons. so that she could continue her resistance on the battlefield. barel prepared an excellent prospect for the europeans. they will not die for donbass, but they are obliged to pay for ukrainians to die for it. about how
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hamas and israel were reconciled in elrihad, about ukraine stories were poisoned and the global economy was buried. in the report of our random correspondent. on a special mission and are glad to see zmeynalova, it was another mediocre day, the us secretary of state was going down the ramp with the look of a man whose ground is burning under his feet anywhere in the world, the israeli who met him immediately hinted to blinken that if the states delayed the transfer of allocated money, tel aviv will have to install a meter in washington. what have you forgotten about us again? did you just forget that i was already with you? sent me again realizing that every word spoken here was worth its weight in gold, blinken nodded silently. emphasizing the importance of the visit of the american guest, netanyahu decided to meet secretary of state in the geography room. during the negotiations, the americans looked as if they had won the lottery but had lost the ticket. they
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no longer had any doubt that soon it would not be america that would give money to israel, but israel would begin to make cheap money by issuing loans to america. mr. damn, why you? vassal rule, leaving in israel everything down to the last dollar and shell, secretary of state i rolled like a squeezed lemon towards the economic forum towards erriad. saudi arabia greeted the american with oriental restraint and political alertness. how is grandfather, the greeters asked, he’s still alive, it’s the first time during the trip that an american hasn’t lied. standing among the arabs in identical clothes, the secretary of state made a wish: to be somewhere on the banks of the mississippi. with a fishing rod, and not that’s all. the american thought with envy about baydon's dementia, because in his
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memory there were even more recent memories of the night spent waiting for the prince. the secretary of state began to think about giving up on everything and going to work for the prince in the palace, and as a eunuch or an unloved wife - it doesn’t matter. the smell of very, very big money hurt my eyes and made my throat dry. sitting on stage, the american at first felt like a poor relative, but realized that... and the secretary of state started an old organ. in the end, the americans hinted that eastern patience, of course, is limitless, like kuwait’s oil reserves, but it can still be abused not worth it. and the secretary of state, like a sleepy fly , darted to seek understanding from the jordanian king. in jordan, blinken looked like abrams on the worship mountain, dusty, heavily dented and dejected. in order not to irritate the local
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population, they met the secretary of state somewhere in the area of ​​​​the cargo warehouses. tired of endless business trips, the american thought that being a diplomat, a woman, was a good thing. it was felt that he was not her first among american officials. mr. blinken, we really thought you wouldn't come. why? you always want to believe in the best. at a meeting with the king hanging behind the sofa in the mirror was reflected by everyone except the american. despite the king’s lack of a crown and other royal accessories, for some reason the secretary of state still felt like a court jester. by the end of the tour, it looked as mushy and unpresentable as an onion after a couple of hours of simmering in chicken broth. on the way to the plane, the american was tossed like tumbleweeds across the dunes. having made sure that he will not persuade anyone to quarrel with russia, the arab-israeli conflict will somehow burn itself out, guests.
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are sounding the alarm about the number of marriages between chinese students and sailors who serve at naval bases in brest, france. that's what they say there, why do they marry chinese women? are our men not enough for them? notes that recently a very large number of weddings have been recorded in which frenchmen marry chinese women. the publication believes that almost all of them are intelligence officers. hello, what students, it’s not serious, we all we know what chinese spies look like. i became sincerely interested in what such important secrets do the french sailors possess that the chinese spies come out. marry them en masse, and as the french, by the way, you can blame them, they just want a normal woman as their wife, who will give birth
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to children, well, think about the family, and not run around with bare tits in support of green energy. admiral moriot delisle warned french lawmakers about dramatic weddings in 2019, now former intelligence officers stated that the latest incidents. more typical of china's espionage efforts in europe. the west is already at such a stage of degradation, and what is marriage between a man and a woman for them, well, it’s a whole incident. this is how intelligence sleeper agents appear, in this case sleeping with each other. with president xiding ping due to visit europe in early may, beijing is more sensitive than usual to allegations of espionage. previously , they hunted witches in europe, recently they hunted russian hackers, but now they rushed to catch chinese spies. oh guys, you shouldn't be angry
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side of the ship, what to do? i recommend it, it’s resistant to the tier, does it fight better? no, it beats perfectly, but i told you, i should n’t have smashed the champagne, i should have hit a bottle of schnapps, but i hit the schnapps, but what’s the point, i only had a headache for 3 days, by the way, don’t throw away the unbroken bottle, i’ll take it. i can dance the apple at your event, by i’ll write you a private message about the prices, rather than break the champagne, and the ships, it would be better to invite a charming lady for a bottle, a great idea, do you have anyone in mind, you should not break glass containers in the german government, donate at least some income to the budget, you know how to distinguish a good one ship from the bad, huh?
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i am not afraid of condemnation and hurtful words, i am from the generation of harmless loves, i close dusty books, leaving the cross... i'll lie down in an area of ​​wild unfamiliar places, i close the dusty books, leaving the cross, leaving in an area
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of ​​wild unfamiliar places. i'm not afraid of a wolf pack, i'm not afraid to be kinder, people fly into space, the world is full of ideas, i will live like a human being, according to holy laws, and i can remain a ve. forever, forever young, i will live like a human being, according to the holy law, and i can remain eternal, forever young, ah,
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ah, ah, ah! oh, today vitaly gagulsky is at his apartment on ntv. i'm not afraid to see a shot and flowers in the edge, it's better to have a heart and quickly than a century without love, i drink the sunny wind, and the drunken night, it’s just a pity that in life. i didn’t have time to help myself, ah,
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i’m drinking a sunny evening and a drunken night, but it’s a pity that i didn’t have time in my life. help everything, i will live like a human being, according to the holy laws, and i can stay forever, forever young, forever young, forever young, ah, ah-ay!
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more fun than if i did it myself, ladies and gentlemen, vitaly gagunsky, if you want, play, yes, today you are a singer, today you will take rock poses, i hope, well, i haven’t gotten to that point yet, no, well we can it’s time to find a style, we’re just still with the pose, i haven’t decided, most likely the left foot is on the column, put your head back. this is a rock pose and screams in a bad
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voice. okay, the next song, it’s just called philosophical, now it has no rules, so i’ll hold my leg here. here. the circle again thickens the picture, although 200 years ago the people of the world did not know, war and death, like twins at the entrance, lead to oblivion, but not to the promised freedom, with one key, you cannot open all the doors, you cannot hold with one shoulder. atlas, i believe any answer carries
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a burden of questions and for difficult days there is always no time from point to point b without rules according to the laws of his creator. the heavenly one sent us from point to point b. without rules, according to his laws, the heavenly creator sent us, i heard somewhere, they passed the law unanimously, where understanding
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reigns, it’s so wonderful, but unfortunately, the waves wash away the surf... fairy tales, because a castle on the sand does not hold under water decorations, why words, when you are so beautiful, why are you small, that it was all in vain, the night before dawn always, and it’s so beautiful, and your heart beats unbearably. from point a to point b, without rules. according to his laws, the heavenly creator sent us, from point a to point b, without
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rules. according to his laws, the heavenly creator sent us to everyone, have a happy flight, friends, let's fly, hey!
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if we weren’t here, he said it perfectly, yes, the acoustics are forever, so my question for you will be what kind of music were you brought up on, what did you listen to as a child, everything is immediately audible for you, well, here are pets and pink floyd, and judah sen , but you see, i know when you
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i was born and i know what music was popular at the time when you were 8-7 years old there, the music was completely different.
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listened to the black album, after that i could go, so you want to say that it was at that moment that the classic was sent far away for a long time, no, one of the favorites in the listening collection was lucha on the turn and friends, no, well, for me this is somewhat surprising, because what do you know, on the right you have a classic, on the left you have a gentle may, but you like turns, somehow it doesn’t fit with me yet, and you don’t like turns, what is it? no, i don't like affectionate t-shirts. come on, the next song, despite the fact that there is a little tragedy, it is still about happiness and still about the fact that love lives in each of us. the song is called sparkler fire.
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i remember how we suddenly felt too cramped, now there are so many places on the bed. i’m still lying on my half, on your pillow, smoking, naturally, packs of tea, packs of pasta, there was so much love in them, if i write to you again in delirium, don’t read, erase, kitchen. in the bath, bed, balcony, bed, balcony, bed, balcony, dust, bottles,
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flat with holes, dead as a party, now my home, ashes, smoke, i'm afraid of suffocating, but here, you won't be able to return, but... women's faces, alcohol, nicotine, in the lungs the smoke shouldn't run out, that's the main thing. it was always to be with pahmel, only with pahmel i love to be alone, this dream was so long, it almost
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killed me, but then let me go 1 2 3 4. you are shameful, but i could light you up again with my sparkler, i know how bring you back. again i've done this so many times 2 3 4
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give me some heat in my hands. cry, i was drawn to you, give me warmth into my hands, winter alone led me to you. you've cooled down, but i could light
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you up again with my bengal fire.

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