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it will warm up to +19 for a start, in krasnoyarsk the degrees are about 10 degrees, in the south of the urals, tomorrow the surge is the brightest, there will be precipitation, but this heat is bright and will evaporate, in yekaterinburg tomorrow it will be sharply +22, on the ninth the sharp maximum will be +10, and this level will remain until the end weekend, but the worst weather is in european territory, in the middle zone in the northwest, so much arctic air will be pumped there that tomorrow the day after tomorrow it will be 10 degrees colder than expected, or even more, abnormal cold, plus precipitation. gusty wind, with some precipitation snow all the way to the north-chernozem region to tatarstan and the heaviest precipitation tomorrow will move to the volga. it will get colder on the don, and there will be local thunderstorms in the south for almost everyone, so far except for the astrakhan region, only there tomorrow it will reach +25, the day after tomorrow it will be colder. in the capital it already seems colder than ever, in st. petersburg tomorrow there will be snow and a maximum of +3, in moscow there will be rain and sleet, strong winds, up to -3 at night, +5-7 during the day. and until the end of the week there is hope for warmth. no, you're just
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in time, you're already at the workplace, everything has been confirmed, our new suspect is dasha koltsova, 29 years old, by the way, she was the wife of this murdered vadim, yeah. he divorced her a year and a half ago, and naturally, she pursued him after that, i don’t know, she threatened, she called, she made trouble as best she could, well, i bullied maksimov that it was dangerous to meet with exes, they could strangle you, yes, yes , well, what are you saying, he’s right, by the way, she recently came out of a mental hospital, well, i knew shit that the killer was crazy, of course, he’s a liar, a fisherman’s fisherman, this is called the delirium of a prisoner and flounder, of course, i’m specifically promoting it.
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you're bleeding, police. oh, well done, get up,
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can i literally take a picture with you for a second, yes, uh-huh, please, oh, and you are so old, unexpectedly, yes, well, nothing, i would have hooked up with you anyway, grandfathers, well, grandfathers. go, your brute has ruined my entire personal life, creature, that ’s it, you bitch, uncle, yes, yes, uncle, daria koltsova, you know, no, of course, you know, he and i rested together in the dopka, and how, uh, you that they are going to beat me with this ax or something, he can, yes, yes, check for reflection, i’m here i’ll quickly tell you who’s crazy, what kind of person are you? crazy, yes , i acted like a fool so as not to go to jail, hmm, and you promised to call daria koltsova’s husband, quietly, quietly, quietly, yes, i acted like a tough killer, i wanted
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to get money out of her quickly, but i didn’t kill anyone, so you tricked her, quietly, quietly, so what, maybe i saved the guy, she could then hire a real killer, so saved her that he’s even dead now, just like that, oh well, well not busy, okay, where are you this night? where will you be? in terms of? you'll ask later, where were you this night? i ’ve been drinking since yesterday morning and haven’t been dry, ask barman over there. igor, what is he? it flew in, it just didn’t fly in! degenerate! i'm telling you, this gopar, psycho killer, petty swindler, i'm like
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a friend. third deviation to you, yes, i can smell these psychos, i can smell it now too, now what happened to you, i’ll go and drink some water, come on, come on, come on, come on, come here, tell me, i’ll tell you to the dog psychologist show, what are you doing, just leave her, ugh, that's it, see you again, hello, and this who, lawyer? dasha hired, where do people get so much money, and why is it a holiday, what the hell is today, an open day, no, what a holiday, about something, she just opened it with a draft, wait a second, are you coming to me?
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once again, hello, we are investigating the murder of vadim kaltsov, i have a couple of questions for you, and how can i help you, well, who hired you to defend daria paltsova, hello igor, i’m here, i have no right to disclose information about my clients, but i'm sure that you... are a lawyer, are you sure that you are a policeman, and i was the first to ask, but igor, not distract, man, you see, he won’t show his id, yes, but the id is easy, right, quietly, what are you doing, calmly, as if it’s fake, return it, let’s go, let’s take a walk,
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i got it like that , bastard, this is private property, car, calm down, that’s it, everyone is already dead, whoever needs it, asshole, missed. don’t mind if we inspect your apartment, pack, pack, motherfucker. maksimov, you hesitated me, igor,
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excuse me, the transmission, something is acting up, what a mission, impossible, which, you are in charge of my success, yes, i am in charge, but i can’t remember your successes, naturally, you have senile scoliosis, i see, the x-ray man. so you can’t remember my achievements? no, igor, i remind you, rock climber, well done, you will pass, no, look, invention. like
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keys, a leg, and wow, there’s a whole arsenal here, yes, yes, and corresponding literature, everything is combat, igor, listen, but you know how to count, i probably can do it when necessary, but i don’t like it, i knew it , i also practiced martial arts in my youth, yes, well, yes, me grandfather tormented me, he was a champion, but he saw, yeah, you’ll open it, it’s easy, i have a fourth dan in harakiri, grandfather left one secret trick as an inheritance, and trick, igor, trick, trick, open, trick. and uh-huh, this is all that your
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grandfather left you, fuck you, look, igor, an invention of the 21st century, keys, and... a flash drive, well, yes, what would you do without me, oh my god , no, well, no, well, well, what is this, who is he?
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igor, stop reading my thoughts already, what should i do if i don’t have my own, crazy, fuck you, ugh, what, he says
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what was found in your apartment. a flash drive was found in the safe on a flash drive, a very interesting video, and judging by what you saw , you are probably 100 years old, are you asking me? no, i ’m not asking, i’m affirming, a hundred, a hundred, i didn’t kill and i’m not in this video, okay, i’ve persuaded you, you’ll go as an accomplice, an accomplice, you’ll rewind the heels of the bones at 95, that’s it, i’m done, yes, who’s in the video , sonsai, i don’t know his real name, i was a student at his konfu school,
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tsensai taught me to kill with my bare hands, yeah, with bare hands, this is of course interesting, but why do you need it, solely for self-defense, crime, you know what? yes, i know, what else did sensei teach you? oh, well, it works, kozilina, he taught me how to turn ordinary objects into weapons, do you hear, yes, i can also turn any object into a harmless weapon, yes, i can kill you with whatever you want , i can kill you with anything you want, no, no, so what? i still have, i have some live food, i have it, come on, it’s easy, oh, i almost killed one, by the way, to the corpses, they’re real on flash drives, sensei taught that there’s no
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training and theory will not replace practice, uh-huh, he gave the task, the students killed those whom sensai pointed out, but i didn’t kill anyone, uh-huh, combing. so strange, yours, no, i can make it out of a comb, i can make it out of a comb, a deadly weapon, scary, why did they kill koltsov? he was also a student of ssai, yeah, but when he found out about the real murders, he decided to leave, i ordered tsensa to kill the traitor, yeah, why are you pretending to the lawyers? sensei asked to convince dasha to kill himself. sensei, sensei, sensei. why does she need this? everything is mine anyway, she's crazy with a certificate. nothing
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will happen to her. well, you hear, you might think that i also have a certificate. in general, santsei killed vadim so that he wouldn’t... “thank you, igor, i didn’t blackmail him with the recording, that’s all, we need to beat him up, the killer’s face is not on the recording, if he doesn’t confess himself, we won’t be able to prove it in any way.” . well, that means we need to fight him against the tenant, i’m ready to be one, a tenant straight up, yes, that is, do you intend to walk near the kunkfu school and wait until they attack you? yes, but what, i’m in this topic like a duck to water, i’m against it, he’s for us he will ruin the whole operation, unanimously, what does it mean that he will ruin it, that it is i who will ruin it, i am the best prepared among you for these matters, i know all the tricks, you won’t believe it, caramba. so i once disarmed a criminal with just a banana, wow,
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that’s what i looked at, lesh, i’m so for it, that’s all, well, listen, you insure him, and i ’ll definitely insure him, klava will be happy, okay, listen, just you put on a bug to record your readings, lyosha, i’m the best bug recorder in the world. here, this, thousands are not mistaken? no, igor, i don't
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i made a mistake, quietly, i need to sleep with your whole body, don’t forget that you’re a live bait, don’t die prematurely, well, i understand, okay, that’s it, i ’ll go. you suck, come here, sasey, i greet you, kind person, i’m not a kind person, i’m very evil, very greedy, now you’ll find yourself in this. i saw, i saw, and
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what do you want, good man, i want a ton of dough in foreign currency, it was you who touched vadim, you, you are right, i admit, it was i who killed vadim, that’s all, you got caught, here’s the turbo for you, and i recorded you on a tape recorder. the battery is dead, it's all your bullshit, i warn you, i have black train on hibiscus. and max, why
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are you standing there, kill him, max, oh, how, come on, go help the flawed, something like five against one, i greet you, good man, and you too, hello, a beautiful day to die, pah-tfu-tfu, what are you talking about, it’s my birthday today, today... i can’t, that means it’s fate, yes, uh-huh,
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now this is getting interesting, yes, yes, and you know what i teach my students on first lesson, anatomy, almost anything can be a deadly weapon,
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eh? yeah, i have a hibiscus in the black belt, well face, bite off, bite off, face, i’ll go maksimov to save you, in my opinion, it’s time to give up, never, no, there will only be one left, and you have to duunk on moklauta, bitch,
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