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in the previous program, you already saw, since the ukrainian country had nothing special to boast about, the transmur guest was shown an area hung with flags of countries that lent money to ukraine. the secretary of state began to think about giving up on everything and going to work for the prince in the palace, and as a eunuch or an unloved wife, it doesn’t matter. and finally, on today's program. it was very close to go, but the aurus was filled with a full tank of pure birch sap. fanfare thundered and the chief entered those same doors for the fifth time. i see you in the same suit as 5 years ago. but how did you know? yes, i put a bug on it back then. this week is from an old job. to my old job. the inauguration
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of the russian president took place in the grand kremlin palace on may 7. this ceremony was the fifth for vladimir putin. here, as they say, it doesn’t matter which time, the main thing is that it’s not the last. the ceremony was attended by representatives of the federal assembly, judges of the constitutional court, members of the government and the center. birkom, outstanding scientists and cultures, famous athletes. some russians not only watched the ceremony, but also charged water creams in front of their televisions. good afternoon, monday, on the eve of the inauguration, vladimir putin held a final meeting with the outgoing government. in simple terms, putin gave the ministers a short break, about 15 minutes, no more. the president also expressed
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confidence that the professional qualities of the cabinet members will be in demand. after a pandemic, fires, floods and a special operation, this government can be released into the open space without spacesuits. the day after the inauguration, the president held an anniversary meeting of the supreme eurasian economic council. you need to celebrate in such a way that you drink, that’s it. the west had a headache. armenia presides, but it was decided to hold the anniversary summit in moscow. moscow is generally an ideal place for holding anniversary summits of allies and funerals of western democracy. about how vladimir vladimirovich took office, he met dear guests and left the ministers to wait for news. our report.
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khusnulin looked neat and tidy, like a new building in new territories. the head of government thought: if he came across a goldfish, he would ask for only one thing: sleep. at the inauguration ceremony , the solemn aromas of something epochal and something fateful were poured out. the positivity in the hall could only be measured in terabytes. the formidable russian propaganda and international sawmill had no days off just like the government. therefore margarita.
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work even on the way to the ceremony. only those elected by the people gathered in the hall appointed by the boss. at this time , the boss was getting ready for the ceremony, without interrupting his main work. walking down the corridor, he thought that of course, for the fifth time he could just go out and say: “i promise, everything will be fine.” but protocol is protocol. along the way, the boss admired the paintings, the paintings in response, the boss admired. it was very close to go, but the aurus was filled with a full tank of pure birch sap. fanfare thundered and the chief entered those same doors for the fifth time. he walked with the gait of a man for whom the fifth term is the interval between the fourth and sixth. having reached the podium, the boss immediately explained what it was like to be a boss. a huge honor and responsibility. sacred duty, he said
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that what gives him the strength to work 25 hours a day, without days off, is the consolidated will of millions of people, we do not...
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at a meeting of the leaders of the european union, welcoming colleagues in the uvsky circle, the boss immediately deduced the exact mathematical formula for the success of the community , mutual benefit, respect and consideration of each other’s interests. lukashenko sat with the appearance of a man, who could not understand why there should be so many different unions when you can restore one, great and powerful. peskov had only managed to iron his shirt and suit in the morning; now he was quietly stroking his mustache. those who took the floor. cubanes told how life is when sanctions are inherited. in recent years, this blockade has already been eradicated by the introduction of new measures. the boss outlined a
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cooperation plan according to which uzbek producers will not be left without buyers, and russian consumers will not be left without vitamins. fruits and vegetables from uzbekistan. we are waiting, so last year, finally, the boss was asked if it was true that he and the belarusian decided to show the west where thermonuclear crayfish spend the winter, making sure once again that with such partners it is possible to develop the economy, don’t care about sanctions, win the west, boss went to work further, because russia has countless loyal allies of glorious victories, it still has only one boss, annual rpl heroes award, the main football event of the season, choose those who make a difference, vote for the best until may 13,
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