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tv   Fors-mazhor  NTV  May 15, 2024 1:45am-2:35am MSK

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dmitry malikov doesn’t want to cheat with sparring, bravo, vobra, your performance, just a complete merchant, stars - the finale! today six finalists will perform before us, but only one will be the winner, on saturday at 21:20 on ntv, what, wait, cool, i don’t like what ’s going on, i can smell your ass, you ’ve gotten yourself into something again, don’t worry, your ass will remain seated. in the same place, it’s in vain, kolya, i’m not for myself, i’m worried about you, and rather than worry, it would be better if you let me through, okay, you have 5 minutes, let’s go, well, the investigator, i found out a lot, that’s enough, but what then galloped up, if enough? are you going to
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talk or talk to the point? to the point, what kind of business can we have with you, garbage? khonar never had anything to do with the cops, but i invited you in order to get even with the bastard, with this... as, apparently, i won’t have to myself, now the therapist will definitely make sure that i disappear, and here’s the therapist, you have something to say, the bastard you showed me , and his therapist, the only new thing you’re talking about is my relative’s passport, that’s when i think you ’ll fuck with her, i thought you really almost took him, oh you’re trash, are you going to talk or.. to meet the bastard, calmly garbage, although it is even better, probably you are like a bloodsuit with him yours, may he rest in peace, apparently he just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, you
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won’t see him again, i saw him half an hour ago, who, the whole question is who did you see? okay, listen carefully, if you are so stupid, i won’t repeat it a second time, i took this ksiva from the therapist when i came for him, now many want his death, so i bought myself a new face, plastic surgery, like in the movies, i saw how he messed it all up, i don’t know, i hope that your boyfriend was killed first, and... and then skinned, although knowing the therapist, it’s not a fact, well, conal,
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get ready, let’s go home, i can’t, go home, what’s the pain? what did he tell you? yes, apparently, he landed unsuccessfully over his head. why do you need to go out of town, your mother sent you again, yeah, for snowdrops, 500 meters from here, the mansion of a local thief in law, listen, kolya, remember, you told me about
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one bandit, well, the one in law, a therapist, well, what you know about him, but did you kill someone or something? i hardly see him lately, i’m on duty at my clinic for days, mom, i loved the hedgehog, i fell in love, i fell in love.
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i saw it with my eyes, darling, but he doesn’t work here anymore, he hasn’t appeared for two weeks now, he disappeared straight from duty, which means he disappeared, he abandoned his post , no one saw him again, you know, it was such a strange evening, or rather night, he disappeared also a nurse on duty and a patient, yeah, of course, we immediately wanted to contact the police, but since nothing else of value was missing, the administration decided not to contact us, would you like some chocolate, well, you can finally get out of
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this image of a nurse and become yourself, stern therapist. yes, by the way, you are something here i forgot my phone, he kept calling while you were away, i decided to answer, i think it was something important, but they hung up, no big deal. won't you go? where do you live now? on the street,
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it’s a secret, even for my own sister, at my mother’s house, and if i really ask you to spend the night at home today, and not at your mother’s, well, i don’t know, i want to wake up tomorrow and have my brother next to me, what are you doing? did not pass? so, damn it, ah, calm down, you, hello, damn it, you scared me, you’re everything to me now. spoil it, in short, i almost have it, look, with tomorrow you can consider yourself
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free, come on, these idiots, have they even heard anything about fire safety. the idiot is rehearsing something, he is rehearsing something, there are still no people,
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well, where is our big friend? oh, well, the new face, of course, is not a fountain, but i am. i hope everything remains the same there. well, come to me, my lion, my alligator, woman, what are you doing, who is the woman? how did i rejuvenate my face, am i already a woman? not that i, by the way, also have something for myself. updated, do you want to try it a little later,
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i won’t get well later, but i understand, you need a doctor, yes, you want to play our favorite game, you’re my pervert, okay. i’ll go get changed, how i miss your giant. i'm busy busy i'm so.
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but the furniture just rattled, we thought that you had already started, and this always happens for a long time, this is the case, you need money, everything, how much, well , how much is usual, everything that the thirtieth, for sure,
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flew out of my head, but how much is usual? well, go and get it, you know that boss, no one except you knows where to communicate, for sure, look, no, look, i was checking on you, yeah, who has the phone? i have a phone, and i searched it, will you even stand there, go, go, you see, they’re calling me, what a lion, i’m not in the mood for that right now, okay,
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google, what’s wrong? obchak. that secret place. for me, the early mozart of paps, all these divertissements of his, cabarets of the 16th century, said something, it’s immediately clear that apart from
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shafutinsky you haven’t heard anything at all, mass music is such a specific phenomenon, don’t give a fuck. i’m not averse to a drink myself, but the melon won’t let me, yes don’t give me a pill, my head is splitting, well , i understand, it’s splitting, i feel that it ’s being pierced today, what is this, like what is this, haven’t you heard, there’s a girl here , have you forgotten why your boss gave you the leg the first time?
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shot, but guys, wasn’t i peeking then? i didn’t even know that she was swimming there, oh well, why are you making excuses in front of us, you better hold on, stay out of harm’s way, screw you, well, will you say again that you were hopeful? may not say anything. i already know everything, where is my camouflage? all your things are in bags in the hallway.
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10 years of marriage and you have nothing to say, right? don't you think about family? at least the child thought? i ’m just thinking about the family, you don’t understand anything, our family is in danger, has he already killed your brother? and now he’s walking around the city with his face, what a brother, what a face, what are you talking about, and vitya, now not vitya, but a therapist, oh, my god, he’s gone crazy, you promised, you promised that you’d leave this one of yours therapist, and you, you forgot what all this turned into for us, that’s what it turned into, i don’t know how he did it, what kind of operation it was, but the one you you call... vitya, no longer vitya.
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another 5 minutes and i'm ready.
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the boss called, i forgot something here, yes, boss, you forgot again, but you didn’t happen to, but i didn’t forget, though, in the vase in the hallway. day, thank you, thank you, you saved me again, yes, thank you,
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i’m a forgiver, an idiot. i was looking for a pill, petish, ekaterina, ekaterina, remember, this pervert here, he was spying on me again, she dragged herself in again, she didn’t ask you, but the therapist.
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congratulations, then on your arrival, thank you, don’t be late, otherwise i might cool off. gone hence, you shouldn’t be like that, boss, no, of course i understand everything, chirva is your woman, but it’s rita’s birthday, she’s somehow like your only family member, boss, i’m not a pervert, i was looking for a pill for my head. well, now it doesn’t hurt, that’s it, lit, go to your whore, otherwise it’ll cool down.
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you at least know what a common fund is, but you’ve gotten used to it here, that’s enough, go, make a list of all your parasites, everyone for whom you ’re asking for money here, beg it, so what’s the list, they’re famous people, but that’s i said in writing, take your time, sit, think, haven’t you forgotten anyone, yeah,
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then... tell me, come on, come on, come to me, my little chicken, how could you, how could you do this? it’s disrespectful to treat our lord, that’s right, your lord, for me this is an ordinary animal, the same as our dogs or ponies, lord, lord, don’t listen, don’t listen, you interfered with the ritual, why did you save this zootechnician, but i’m not a zootechnician saved, i saved you all from prison from a mental hospital, although i doubt that anything will help you, the only thing she can help is the overlord, and he is dissatisfied,
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yes, who, no, i couldn’t, my cat was silent, what are you doing, yeah, oops, i want us to do it here.
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here, uh-huh, oh, it’s interesting here, uh, you can fool around, this is my alicator, ratons. why are you guys, go ahead, come on, you know why, i was just looking for a pill and here it is, i didn’t even see anything, quite a few dixivs, if this is the first time, then what do we have, we have a pervert, a repeat offender, so the sentence is to the fullest extent, that's it, wait, guys, wait, here, go ahead, so what?
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redeem, here, listen, listen, here, carefully, that means the melon is in the torture chamber, the wine is ripe, i understand, he won’t let you drink, he won’t let you try, he says it’s still early, so you’ll get into the torture chamber, i understand, there ’s a bottle at the end, you’ll pour out half a liter, and rush here, rush, that’s it , got it, go ahead, i’ll be right away, i’ll be right away.
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it’s a good place, they’re dear, yeah. yeah, look how fat, yeah, handsome, just, listen, well, a rudd would tear a catfish for such a worm, there’s a good puchva, shana katya chirova returned from america, where she recorded her new album love before grave, today you will hear this masterpiece. you don’t know me well, if you think that i will give you a bouquet of vulgar dews, here are cornflowers, here is the color of your eyes, brown, daisies for
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the ritka, sunny, like your smile, chicory, you can also brew it, a good choleretic. and also, i’m about to fall, hold on, hold on, hold on, come on, hold on, come on!
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“my alligator, how i missed you, the leader led the robbers to a high rock in which there was a small door made of steel, sim-sim, open the door, and i know why you chose me for this book? yes, why? well, because what you head?". you have robbers, yes, and i also have a small door made of steel, and to open it, you need a secret word,
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what do you think, i don’t know, think carefully, let’s play, well, solve the riddle, yes i don’t want to unravel anything, i’m not interested in talking about your gangster hiding places, how can i imagine what everything is stored there, everything, everything, everything, okay, i ruined the whole fairy tale, okay, that’s it, okay, don’t you want to, don’t guess, just ? by the way, i had to, i asked, therapist, if you think this is funny, then you you're wrong, damn, who let her out, i locked her in a torture chamber, come out, where did you hide, let's sit quietly, come on, are you here? listen, let's run away, come on, where, there, you, what were you
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doing, torture room, i came in, what are you spying on, why, not at the right time, not the time, just... don't lie, i saw what you were doing there birthday sisters, you understand what he will do now, melon, melon, maybe chiru won’t say anything, yes, maybe the therapist is in a good mood in honor of her birthday, well, we’ll sort this out tomorrow, yes, if i just find out that you’re with chirvoy, i you, i'll rip your code out. well, you saw how we dragged the maza for you, hear
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what you did there with the chirva, come on, it was there, it wasn’t, but fuck you redurki, what are you doing? video. where will we go, well, to the square, to the fountain, excuse me, to the fountain, yes, it hasn’t worked for 10 years, yes, it rained at night, and there’s a lot of water, i’ll make you a boat, or maybe i ’ll drive you, all my life i dreamed about...
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in your car i always dreamed of steering my sister's car, you can, of course, here 's the boom, yes the shifts, come on, i'll give you a head start of 10 minutes, well, let's go, bomb lela, bomb lyla, bombalai, bombalala.
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and i knew that you would come back, i don’t understand something, what happened, yes, that you don’t love me anymore, why do i even really, i just can’t relax, you know, i forgot the code for the safe, what’s his name? can i forget, in b'? everything, how do you know, so wait, i need it, i just need it, but first you take me, come on, wake up your lochna monster, call thor into the arena, command the dive of a nuclear submarine, torpedo me, finally, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, i, i, i can't have you right now
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torpedo, but what? ah, because i have, i have, i have there, maybe i have everything there, i have everything there. yes, the primary symptoms are already there, chancre, rash, regional scleradenitis and specific polyadenitis, it is very contagious, i advise you to rinse with mermisin right now, yes.
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ritochka brunhilda, brunhilda - queen of robbers, prince, fritz. you scared me with your shots, ducks, it’s the season, they are especially good at this time, drakes, are you alone, i mean, what’s the matter? the tree has fallen,
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there is no one to help you if there is no man nearby, well, yes, unfortunately, i’m alone, well then i’ll help you, thank you very much, it’s so good that you met me, you’re probably in a hurry somewhere, well, yes, i’m going to the race with my brother. did he overtake yours? i don’t know, but it seems to me that he took a different route. where is your finish line? in the central square near the fountain. well, will you still catch up with him? i hope that's it, thank you very much. goodbye, all the best, thank you, yes, hello,
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i still haven’t thanked you for driving your pussy away from me, gratitude for... yes, that’s all, listen, what are you like i’m angry, but here there are such kind people, how can they tolerate you in general, well, go, you need to go into the cage yourself, but don’t stay too long there, i ’ll get you soon.
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active, don’t you want to take part in the performance, i just need an assistant, no, thank you, i’ve already been one, yes, that’s good, that means i have experience, right, and especially don’t forget, you’re my debtor, i saved you, and you, then, have to help me, well, yosik, we’ll help, just so that the clothes are men’s, we agreed, otherwise i won’t blow, uh-huh, a kiss, yeah, an airy one, uh, wait, what? then it is necessary here's our little one, you're late, the fountain has dried up, sorry, i had to be a little late, you can forget about your gang at least one day a year, i'm already, now no one will bother us, let's go, here's the party, why
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not, i want to rehabilitate, i repeat again, this is impossible, i can’t do anything, the performance is cancelled, why, why, wait, why is the performance cancelled, well, the actor playing the role of the hare got sick. we don’t have a second cast, we have excuse nimhat, but i can play your little bunny, hello, here we come, i can play, are you an actor? no, but you said, you have nimhad, i know the fairy tale, no, it’s
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impossible, you didn’t rehearse afterwards, please, what? who is here with me, mash, imedvizhona, i’m scared, i’m a brave little guy, i’ll save you, run, i’ll detain him,
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what are you doing here, how did you find me? there is no time, explains, chief, chirva, so no, no chirva, i don’t want to hear, it’s a question of life , death, several lives, deaths, deaths, deaths, let’s go, chief, on the way, explain where, where, i can’t, i’m going , promised, necessary. we'll change, nothing will notice, but no, well, i just let the specks climb, he says he acted in the theater, but what can i do?
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i see the car from the orientation, allow me to proceed with the arrest, do nothing, he is armed, follow him and wait for reinforcements, accepted, let's go, respectable public, now ours will appear in this arena...
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what kind of suck is this, why did we come here in the first place , it would be better if we went to the cinema, hey, wait, wait, wait, where are you going, why stop so far.
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bullied the therapist, moms, kadyukha, come on, don’t be a fool, don’t interfere with my name, we’ll figure it out ourselves, first aid kit, boss, she hasn’t killed anyone yet, first aid kit, i’ll put everyone here now, katya,
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i checked, yes, i checked, you understand, i was very afraid that you would leave again and leave me alone, but now i see, what are you ready for, katya, my torpedoes are already at the start, oh, kapets!

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