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about the weather for today in anadar, winter, snowstorms, snowdrifts, strong winds, and zero feels like minus 10, on the islands in the south of the khabarovsk territory it will still rain, but soon very warm air will get there from transbaikalia, in chita today it’s almost 25, in vladivostok is still 13. siberia, the atmospheric front divided into a warm but rainy east and a cool , sunny west. remnants of heat still linger in altai and khakassia, but in krasnoyarsk it’s already raining and +19, i’m running. colder and more noticeable up to +15 in temen only 11 in yekaterinburg 10. on warmth is finally returning to european territory. the northern regions are the first to receive it , and deservedly so, because it is the northern cyclone that is responsible for the process, it was he who blocked the road to the arctic. and in the north it was cold and snowy for so long that on the may holidays you could ride in the khibiny without any fear of boulders. they were securely hidden under high snowdrifts. but it's time to end the ski season. today in mormonsk it is already +12 rain. in the north-west.
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it will warm up to +20 and the north of the central region is reaching for this literal warm companies, but the further south, the colder it is, this is what it looks like, yaroslavl - 15, ryazan 14, lipesk - 13, volga region also 12:14 no precipitation, in the south it is almost as cold, but still rain, wind, thunderstorms in places, in crimea without precipitation and about 15, in st. petersburg today up to +20, partly cloudy, in moscow also without rain and +16, and tomorrow the long-awaited almost +20, via superstar premieres on sunday in 2020 on ntv. robot vacuum cleaner midea with wet cleaning function at a 42% discount. and silver sergegi sokolov with an 81% discount. on yandex market. sportsmaster presents. autoventure brand. reliable travel gear. buy in the sportsmaster app and order with express delivery.
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and the smell is not something like that, ah-ay, oh-oh-oh-oh, thank you, thank you, ugh, uncle, hush, now the neighbor velanchel will begin to torment, it won’t seem a little, can you hear me, right? this is some fun, what's wrong? try, come on, come on, do it, do it, there are no handles. there’s no
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spoon, damn it, trouble doesn’t come, one, get out of here, yes, lesh, go, that’s it, we played, no, i’m not for you, lyo, you’re the dog, is this a joke? she’s going to the museum at night, but i understand, okay, let’s do it now, don’t worry too much, let’s do it for now, what are you doing, uncle, that’s it, with your spoon, we ate, we played, the day was a success,
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it was gone. disappeared, calm down, who is missing, who is he? yaroslav's scepter, i missed it, they tied me up, what could i do one against two, which means there were still two criminals, yes, you are their you remember, well, you can describe their faces, they were wearing masks, so what’s there to describe, but i see that everything here is as usual, we’ll play washcloth, right? what do you allow yourself? what 's happened? come on, get out of the museum, you hooligan? are you crazy, or what? i, i am an opera performer. not only is he a hooligan, he’s also uncultured, illiterate, lyosha,
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tell him, i’m telling you, igor, this is a museum, you can’t walk around in dirty shoes, husk seeds and yell, so i’m not on my own, i’m wearing a hat , by the way, in the museum... filming from you can’t use a flash either, but i understand, and we ’re not done with you yet, you be careful here, you hear, but the dogs have come close, in vain, go home, the professionals will sort it out without you, well, igor, are we really such two amateurs, we can interfere with professionals like you, when have you ever been to a hysterical museum? in a hysterical state, probably never would, probably not, the redneck, i’m telling you, well, i’m already talking about the redneck, he doesn’t even know that in the museum you can’t jump, don’t walk with dirty feet, don’t yell, sorry igor, right irritates me, that's all you are here
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jump, it’s still a museum, but i’ve already said it 100 times, well, who cares about an asian, a barbarian, they don’t care anymore, shut up igor, but please tell me how many cameras there are in the hall, huh? give it back immediately, please, why the hell did you bring it? well, here's a scratch, an animal, what do you take, well, yes, i was playing around, excuse us, go outside to play, this is not a playground for you, everyone go outside,
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hush, hush, hush, don't break a bone, well done! maksimov, bitch, i’ll file a lawsuit against you, this is a temptation against captain gnezdilov, you should give up your wand, otherwise you’ll get bitten off, that’s it lyadidov, you will be a witness, he
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wanted to kill me, he would have, igor, he would have killed me, as a witness igor, we work here, by the way, we work here, by the way, workers, it’s just your work that makes me sick, and just take your dog . look for an asshole, what is this, well, i found someone to work with, what kind of monster leaves the dog in the car at night, and don’t tell me lies, but this is the same monster that the recorder doesn’t turn off at night, wait, what if the recorder was working all night , that means he could have taken down the criminals, but we’re just a gang, darling, we’ll help dog, wait, what do you know for... the law is no worse than me, i’ll even say more, i know that the law is better than you, lyosha, let’s wait , wait, if the owner returns, and if he doesn’t, lyosha, you you will be responsible for the death of the dog, i personally don’t, wait, let’s go, oh, and
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loft, oh, go, go, oh, reward for courage. it’s useless, they never took off the masks, some pieces are completely worn out, maybe you can restore them, a good idea, yeah, that’s all, maksimov, there are kittens to talk to you, but since there are kittens, come on, no, no, in mine hands, so that you have a speakerphone. didn’t turn it off, the boss said so that everyone could hear, maksimov is on the line, well, that’s what i would have fun with,
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maksimov has no patience, three complaints in one night, three, ruined a museum exhibit, beat up gnezdilov, broke into someone else’s car, well, he was a rotter you can cross out, there are two left, i confess, i’m a sinner, i’m not a priest for you to absolve your sins, one more violation of the law and you’ll be suspended forever, that’s right, boss, because let me know about the real thing. always dalliance, the boss has already passed out, our acts under the letter leave the client, but why do you see someone else who looks like a corpse? where is our patient? i ’ll teach you how to work, the prime minister’s emergency exit, i’ll bring you all into the open, hide things from the public, but what ’s going on here? to be honest, it's complete madness. today at 22:15 on ntv. via superstar,
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spring is waiting for you, at the russia exhibition.” some familiar numbers, right? like four is empty everything is according to the law, lyosha would be so happy, like this, how did your dad get you? over to you,
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but you’d better help deflate the tires, on the port, on, just like that, open it, boy, the bear has come.
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it’s just a club for those who like to walk around, hello, well, that’s another thing, it’s a beautiful thing, a good stick, it’s clear that’s true, right? i've been running around, rest, malyokha, great, what do you need, hello, yes, choretri is calling,
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hello, we would like to see you, in short, yours has been running around. grandson of the bambul, now he will be drinking on backgammon, why on backgammon, i say, he will be drinking, i translate from kretinsky, my colleague would like to know if artur timofeev is at home, and so you go to him, he hasn’t lived here for five years now, he’s such an old corga, have you changed your mind about playing games with us here, and i say kolyz de grandson, but open the door, it’s a crime, you see, teach.
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you’ll send it to me later, it was a live broadcast, great, yes, i hear you, i should have warned you earlier, you got me with your sticks, get up. the rise said, get up, not because of your role, that you have grown up to be such a creature, but a bald head, oh, wow,
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well, what a time! so, the old hag scratched my whole mug, well, it’s okay, now i’ll put her in prison for beating my official with a broom, you would have been less rude to this official, maybe then you wouldn’t have received a broom, whoever was rude, i wasn’t rude , i’m generally a self-culturist,
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you can write a dictionary of annealing on me, i ’m writing obscene words at you, boss, you can’t talk on the phone while driving, i turn it on loud, what have you, have you found timofeev? and what the hell is it, according to your tattoo there was an old corga, what are you talking about, nesters, where is lesha? i'm here, here, i’m translating for you from kretinsky, it means that at the address that you kindly provided us, there was only an elderly woman, and she’s a complete loser, as you understand, they didn’t find a common language, but what kind of language, there’s a language like a sweep, hooked hands, an old corga , rubbish, creature, for a known reason, the witness refused to continue. we're talking, thank you, your help is invaluable, and where is max, he's not picking up the phone, he's in timofeev's garage, probably this bald baboon won't
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find a damn thing there, but god, god the engine, the phone threw it, nut. well, radicul padro, the sky is just in vain, he rolled the goat's gasoline, take away the uselessness, and why is he unconscious, he freaked out, as gnezdilov says, no way, comrade major, he began to read him his rights, according to the law, but he ruined the man, call the guys , guys, help, why did he kill, as gnezdilov says, on a nervous person using unfamiliar methods, and what, oh, it’s high time we met,
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igor, a long time ago, with whom, with methods, here’s a witness, he agrees with me, i don’t believe him. wait, where's the scepter? was he not there? there was a second robber, he left with him, thanks to a neko. but, yes, maksimov released both a criminal and a rare scepter, a rare one, but not wet, if there had been a professional like me there, i would n’t have released anyone, but no one has ever run away from gnielov, yes, everyone left on foot , i woke up there too, this timofeev, i’ll go get him, wait, yes, yes, wait, wait, i know how you are...
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get up, put a chair, sit down, stand up, what are you doing, demon, i’ll give it to you now, demon , come on, quickly, answer where yaroslav’s turpentine is, yaroslav's turpentine, yaroslav's turpentine, from yaroslav. what, you moron, have you changed your mind about making puns with me? where is your sweatshirt? i know my rights, i won’t tell you anything without a lawyer, understand? in general, first
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learn to shave, and then ask a question! garbage, who, who is garbage? what kind of trash do you think i am? i am the chairman of the law, the captain of the nest, i ’ll do this to you now, so, so, so, and what are you planning to do with my client, captain of the nests, and who are you, grandchildren andrey stepanovich, lawyer of citizen timofeev, yeah, whose grandchildren what a lawyer, you have an order are there, i mean, documents? show me, i’ll show you now, i’ve come, it couldn’t be faster, close your mouth, let’s get out, we’ll take the deposit from you, baby, rest.
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i don’t understand what the hell is this, what do you want from a coffee table, it hasn’t worked for 5 years, seriously, yes, but why is this such happiness, no reason? maksimov, you are again using your barbaric methods of work, you broke into timofeev without a warrant, i didn’t break into anyone, look, what are you doing, i met him on the street, completely by accident, but of course, you also say that he voluntarily without coercion he gave up, he wanted to confess everything, so you saw everything, you were there, it turns out, well, you’re joking all the time, stop joking, don’t you understand that you can really be suspended, silly, they’ve already been suspended, well, stop
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the boy is ours, wow, what’s that in his hands, he’s going to a japanese restaurant, chopsticks i took it so as not to miss my mouth, well, you bastard, it seems we didn’t finish the deal last time. now we’ll come to an agreement and no lawyer will come here, you’ll talk, you’ll be a bastard, and the fact that you drown me in your slap, and now i ’ll make a coklet out of you, so that you pass my black karate, pokemon.
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karateka, you can take fingerprints with timofeevsky’s and compare them, your methods of work are excellent, maxim, well, you’re a human first. you arrest him, and then you understand why you arrested him, the main result, lenochka, lenochka, the main thing is the law, and the husband, the former, that everything that remains of the dream is not necessary, go forward, sat down, first of all
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, i want to convey that you are a moron, igor and a degenerate, well, this is my head, head, one more such concussion and that’s it, i’ll have nothing to think about, and with the brownishness, in principle, igor, i can’t think, but i’ve had this for a long, long time, for the second time in a day, in a day you missed a criminal, why the hell did they even get them here, and what it’s not my fault, it’s all because of you, it’s... i just wanted to privatize maksimov’s methods, and they took the bitches and opposite me if they worked, punish yourself with the methods, you can’t, what a fucking degenerator, why are you walking around here, you won’t get it from anyone, it’s a sin. well, shall we go? let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
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what are you already writing, an anonymous letter, an explanatory note, i'm writing in every detail how maximov missed the criminals, what maximov, did you miss him yourself? he’s already writing an explanation to ananinka, but god bless him, no matter what the child amuses himself with, as long as he doesn’t hang himself, moan or lure, bore him. if you don't wait by the phone, we have your dog, if you want him back, give us back the skipper, roki, roki,
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i missed you, you missed me, little one, without us, but we brought you a friend, give us some bottle openers. listen, he seems to be dead, hey, well, he’s right, and why am i right, hat. you will be working with the scepter for a long time, i plan to check something else and
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will work with it all evening, but can i have a hereditary one. no, you can’t, what, why are you lying to me, and why am i lying to you, what an investigative experiment, well, in order to formalize the experiment, you need to submit a request, fill out a protocol, you will do this, no, you can just give it to me for a while, no , what it was you who was drawn to antiques. in general, if i don’t give it back today, the dog will be killed, which means today, that’s what it means,
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but what if i knew, and we don’t have time to make a copy. damn, maksimov, well , how do you imagine this, but this is not just evidence, this is a museum relic, well, how do we take him and exchange him for a dog, i know, when i walked i already understood everything, len, well, i couldn’t help but come too, okay, i understand that this is nonsense, excuse me, i’ll think of something, wait, maksimov, wait. "hold on, seriously, but you'll still come here at night, you knock down the door to my laboratory, i have no choice, don’t tell leonidov, he won’t understand me, thank you.
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ha, oh, handsome, go, come here, and now look, little crown, you’re such a heavy bastard, and where is he, don’t move, or i’ll strangle him, you’re us this is frightening, think about what to talk about, what the hell, you think we did something wrong, not according to the law, but let’s go. they did something like that, oh, ugh, i came in myself, but they saw it, so no need,
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i’m returning it. thank you very much lyosha, it’s not difficult there’s a grave here. oh, thank you again, but you’re welcome, listen, you still didn’t say that i broke the law with you, that you, brother, are a grave, thank you, yes, you dog, lesh, i’m thinking, maybe we’re in vain we're rolling max, why are you defending him so much, well, his methods work, if it weren't for him, the criminals would still be at large, you know, most likely in vain, be happy, maksimova, yes,
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yeah , now they’ll give you a bonus for delay, right? for the foster care igor, but you have an uncle general, who is jealous, me and you are nothing without me, a stick without a zero, you without me, i agree that i did it all, i reeled in the thieves, and you came and took them all lukewarm, yes, you don’t know a damn thing, how to wave your cuddles, yes, yes, you can do it like that, look, look, look, oh, ah, bitch, leg, no, igor, i... so quickly i don’t want to, oh you bitch maksimov, oh, well done, let’s do it one last time, well done, on igor, from the head, let’s go
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you're coming, bitch, new shoes made from crocodile horns. a new sock, klava will kill me, well, good, you and i took the goods, yes, the main thing is no risk, they ’ll be afraid to call the cops. why don’t you look in the mirrors, and you’re crazy, or something, you can’t
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see the flashing lights, what kind of flashing lights, some asshole cut him off, okay, i have no complaints about that, he has no complaints, he gives, but calm down, i’m watching nothing serious, maybe we’ll separate like a ship at sea, but not me... many people think that the evolution of domestic animals
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ended a long time ago, for many it has already ended, and you haven’t even started, because you are wild, unteachable, in fact, many domestic animals have completely submitted to the interests of humans. cats and dogs have quietly learned to control and even subjugate a person, there is no program about animals, about a woman, yes, lesh, come on faster, i’m watching this program about women, uh-huh, let’s go, let’s go, cheerful lands, cheerful neighbors, bring the empty, no, this is a double murder, and i’m without a jacket, well done!
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well, everything is clear to me, so what do i have here? an accident and a double murder, the accident itself, of course, no one i didn’t see it, there are no cameras anywhere, of course there are no witnesses either, you know, bachang, sometimes i miss this, romance, adventure, dismemberment, this is a fragment of a car bumper. from behind, but i think that this smell is not behind
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the bumper, so a bacchan, let me think, and your job is to collect shards, of course, but a famous flopper showed up with his only subscriber, it was difficult to find the path from the bandunat, it’s difficult that did you erase the fields? seven, this is barcellina, they don’t make them like that anymore, but for that kind of money you can buy 101 dolbotinets, and there’s a whole bunch of them like yours boar, he’s not good for anything at all, you can only harness him in the canopy to go to work in winter, the last time i saw such a picture was in the nineties, you hear, don’t touch him with your hands, those were good times, chup of chups, dzhekevchan, it’s not that we have a war tank here now, but everything is clear to me. get in the car
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, turn the shafts and get out of here, we are looking for the criminal’s car, we are looking, so while in the nineties, call and say that they are looking for a van, judging by the tracks from the park behind, what color? white, call me, what kind of van, and white too, what country do you live in, honolupa, and here in honolupa we have bandits on a mission? they only drive in black cars, boomers, geldings, like mine, have you noticed? guys, let's take care of the boxes, okay, ah, detectives, they examined the crime scene, they didn't find such evidence, they didn't find any evidence, i'm telling you, learn, this is a branded badge from the hood of a black mercedes, ninety-one, a classic, like mine. the whole trunk is filled with old
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shoes, here one box costs more than their car, unload it without me, i ’ll control everything, lenka, don’t worry, i don’t i’m worried, i remember we bought these shoes in poland by the box, it was such a time, be nostalgic, i won’t bother you. to pay off debts in exchange for a newborn daughter, such an offer was made to a malicious defaulter by a housing and communal services worker. i wanted children so much, and i asked her to give this child, and i would pay off all these debts. and the debtor agreed, when she gave the baby to her adoptive mother, she took with her her seven-year-old son, who cried his eyes out because of his little sister. he said, mom, don’t give it away. i’ll raise her, will my sister find a relative?
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i’m working it out, i have work going on, so i came to see how you ’re working out your stupid version, now i’ll interrogate him in the style... of the nineties, according to the classics, how it ’s done, oh, that’s it, learn, even this way, just as quickly, igor, it’s also much faster, what do you need a club, nothing, then get out of here, but
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thank you. "it's not him, it's not him, yes, there are such tattoos, i was probably in prison, well, very scary, it didn’t help, but not a damn thing, now we’ll change the ammunition a little, and now study, come on!" stop! hands up here,
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well, let’s go or admire it some more, i agree , let me go, please let me go, you asshole, i won’t do it anymore, karau! well, how is the investigation going? you also brought your friend, but you should let him go, he’s a jerk, but i’m quiet, quiet, man, man, calm down? , please, just look at the bumper
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in the back, thank you, igor, well, well, as i understand it, fuck off, gopniks, give me your hat, roll him, tell him, bitch, give him the hat, i told you, i told you, give him the hat, dad, come here, here, come, if he had almost strangled me, the little bastards, you would have taken him, i wore him out with this rubbish, yes, yes, yes, your dog is generally a traitor, he refused to save me, to help me, you have his civic position, so you... look for your black mercedes, now i’ll show you how to work, i have one snitch,
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i i very rarely contact him, exclusively in difficult cases, exclusively by fax, exclusively, i haven’t seen anything like this for 15 years, yours mobile phones are tapped by everyone who doesn't have a line, but a fax is a gimmick, you should immediately call carrier pigeons, oh, i'm nostalgic, yes i'm nostalgic. and i’m not ashamed of it, let’s go, they found an ambulance there, yeah, another dead end, because of you i can’t even breathe.
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hello, hear, who are you? let's go somewhere else and take the dog for a walk? we already walked in another place, drove from here and there, like with a car, everything is fine, there is no damage. show the police documents, the citizen’s demand is law for us, yes, i’m a tractor, read, a dog, yes, a search dog, nationality german shepherd, serious document. your bumper really shines,
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it was recently changed, yes, but just a second, i solved the murder, come, i’ll see you again, i can’t wait, yeah, tell me, i think i know the mantle, i think. lena carried out an examination of the shoes from the trunk of the victims, they were fakes, but they were high-quality fakes, i have one informer, he gave me the address of the largest underground factory where they make fakes, i’ll drop the address, go ahead.
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here, here, here, to me, to me, to me quickly everyone come here, do my commands, lie down, sit, stand up, quiet, quiet, quiet, calm, i don’t have time to carry out your commands, because, because i’m the most experienced here, in the ninety-second year i already covered such a factory myself, the whole, yes, the whole, here my plan for today, well, neither give nor take, yes, unfortunately, i can’t take this one, so, here’s my plan, yeah, in honor of napoleon, the barbosa plan is named, class, maybe barbosa in honor of the fuhrer, and him there, that means, listen carefully, the main corpse is attacking from the central entrance, which means the red arrow - it’s you, limonides, you’re at the back entrance, the blue arrow, naturally, this is moskima, this is in zigzags, judging by the arrow, the dog and i are going home, daydreaming, which means you
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’re piercing the third floor window into the building. you’ll climb the wall, i think you’ll get there by the evening, and if you fail, well, if you fail, we’ll put you in a sobering-up station, and you, and i maksimov, will be in the thick of it, here, where in the parking lot, igor, they listened to us, your plan is covered in copper pelvis, then so, let’s move on to plan b, yes, we’re not waiting for reinforcements, but we’re like a greyhound, brazenly, like in the shaky nineties, we flew, flew, everyone should stand, you are surrounded, here, bitch, here, for delivery, zamba, that’s it. i took it!
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you can't come here, you threw your tits. somehow familiar, mine is also out of ammo, listen, he’s behaving suspiciously well, he even noticed, makes me suspicious, assholes, well done, well, the bumper is intact, not our client, bitch, rubbish,
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kid, who did this, bitch, who did this, i don’t understand, you’re a killer, you killed two people, and then, and then louis minton, my jacket, say that you attacked the police, but three, three, but how did i know, he looked like a bandit from the nineties, yesterday he saw an accident at the district, and he saw someone rear-ending a car. well, nothing serious, scratches, well, because of such scratches people die, who caught up with the car, and the black,
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no, white van, ambulance, and i immediately said that it was a white van, ambulance, i forgot, security, security . you’re kind of nervous, it hurts, maybe it’s time to get an injection , shouldn’t it? not now, the cops came, they looked at our van, so what? they us figured it out, don’t fuss, i immediately changed the bumper, they have nothing on us, we need to lie low, listen, what kind of gangster vocabulary are you, but we do everything as always, we deliver medicine, we don’t break through our legend if we don’t do it ourselves we’ll give it away, they
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’ll never get to us, understand? rest, hello, police, oh, oh, oh! you won’t be able to keep up with you, right, oh, i’m sweating, the witness said that it was an ambulance, white, yeah, a certain doctor dzhangirov called, said that he wanted to report a crime, but he couldn’t talk, he left his phone the number asked to call back at exactly 8, exactly at 8, and where they called from, they rang the bell, from the emergency hospital.
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who's thinking so loudly that it's suicide? the dog walker doesn’t think with you, but captain gnezdilov talks. it was a mistake to come, it was obvious suicide. here you go, my death, i ask you not to blame anyone. i don’t even understand how they hired him as a doctor, he writes with mistakes. i don’t know how you were hired by the police, you have only one assumption. you make three mistakes, what are they, no, what are they, don’t bend your fingers, come on, first of all, he didn’t intend to commit suicide, but he wanted to tell me something, but didn’t have time, so, where did you see the doctor with legible handwriting, these are two, so, this is where the gun is on the right, and the hole is on the left.
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in the nineties i had a tracksuit like this with three stripes, you see three stripes, you know what that means, what do you take? beauty!
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friend and strategic partner, why is the visit to china the first after the inauguration? what else did putin talk about in an interview with xinhua? special operation florists, evgeniy golovanov about the work of the crew of the world's most powerful mortar tulip. well, russia’s permanent representative to the un , nibenzo, pointed out where the real place of zelensky and his associates is. the ministry of health has named more than 200 medications not recommended for use. drivers and what washington threatens georgia if the so -called law on foreign agents comes into force, this is the program today in the studio dmitry zaboistoy, hello, good neighbor, reliable friend, and another one of the main...

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