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calmly, without stress, let’s go through the payroll, it’s great, yes, nikolai ivanovich, what kind of mold is this in our cold weather here? hello, pavel pavlovich, yes, you are here again, well, congratulations on your next visit, yes, thank you, i understand that i urgently need to help isolda stepanovna, as soon as i found out that she went to her symposium, i expressed a desire to help her, well hamlet dionisovich naturally didn’t mind, please tell me how many times you can step on the same rake, that if your wife doesn’t like your jokes, this is what happens, you you you can just.
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to the capsule hotel, just a joke, if anything, i’m in the office, nikolai ivanovich, tell me, your saika has a brain, at least with his back, why is he mine right away, saikin, i thought in general everything would be much better worse, there’s some kind of skeleton here, we still got off easy, “we didn’t get off, we got ourselves into deep trouble, of course, this isn’t grandma, but if this is what grandpa looks like at 78 years old, i’d like to be in his place, so, oops, and our grandfather gave the ends from sharpening straight to the liver, yes, i understand, saykin, but klimov brings one. the second one accepts,
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we weren’t standing here, in fact, as if we weren’t standing here, well, we were just standing here, everyone will get out, and simeon is the first, because he probably doesn’t have an order, the gablet told him, sit here instead round, this grandfather, excuse me, saikin didn’t bring me at all, god knows who, here we are right on schedule, we have a working day, well , that’s it, then the amba, then the ladies with...
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a lame prostitute in the form of a skeleton, no i understand, well, there are women with low social responsibility, i know who they are prostitutes, saikin, how did you determine all this from the skeleton, analyze the data and the efficiency of the measures, consult with a specialist, conduct a visual inspection of the skeleton, well done, sakin, well done with your work. work and i won’t interfere, don’t say anything, check it out, go through the triple
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less than you, of course, like cornelia mango almost lost her life because of her obsession to lose weight, girls, please don’t do bullshit, and personal drama, stars of the series dayarka from khatsapetovka, and for some reason her husband left, love ended , big weight stars, a million dollar secret, you were so skinny in childhood, and what life became. on saturday at 13:00 on ntv. the academy of russian television announces the acceptance of applications for participation in the twenty- third all-russian television competition tefiregion. details on the website tefi.ru. paval palovich, do you remember, this is the mikrik that is from us. he was leaving so dirty that they spotted something so interesting there, a citizen-boss, but i don’t know, the people
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are kind of creepy to us, in general it’s strange, the strange thing about this mikrik is that lyokha balagan was sitting in it, that’s strange, i mean , i mean, a ring on the hand, and only lyokhi booth, booth, booth, this... and fedosopher alexey filippovich, he’s the one who doesn’t fall into any shit, there’s a buzz there, and he’s off to the side, like he’s not in the business, i don’t know, i have information that he’s quit, just like you, by the way, he was a deputy, you are my boss, don’t confuse me with balagan, okay, he’s a swindler, and i’m a thief, and for a swindler, immunity is like the end of the earth, don’t bother me anymore, okay, i know that he grew up on patriotism, then he looked for the allotted treasures of napoleon,
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i don’t know there for patriotism, for napoleon, that’s it the fact that he wanted to own the common fund, right up to the point of trembling in his knees, only now he has to communicate with someone, the common fund is now held by a mechanic, an authoritative old thief, here is your hamlet dionisovich being cunning, he can do without subsidies, he begs all the time, while the department , barely making ends meet. yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and you have your own janitor, our pride, and we held a tender, chose a company that cleans medical institutions and surrounding areas, we pay them a lot of money, and you have your own janitor, and we'll take him out now, well we’ll take away both the state and the shovel from him, and he has... and his own shovel, yes, heavenly conditions, i agree, morgue, morgue, come, let’s go, i
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’ll show you the mork, here you go, please, this is the orderlies’ room, i see , the room is spacious, that’s where we have the projection room, that’s where we’ll go. wait, there are corpses right there, let ’s look at them. allow me, allow me, but this is definitely not from our contingent, let’s figure it out, yeah, it’s ours in the refrigerator, please open
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the refrigerator. roomy, capacious, a lot of free space, wasteful, i agree, but then you can push it in two at a time, well, if it’s sideways or jack, this is a rationalization, timely proposal, yeah, but what do we have, where, there, grandpa, open it, let it in, well, grandpa with a smell, rotten . absolutely, let me show you the body of a responsible party worker, there is something to look at, believe me, one bald head is worth something, and you know, and if they are so dry, then there will generally fit four in there, oops. do you even
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know, this is what you did just now, and what kind of fool are you, you are your own now? with his hands he drew a five for himself, and under strict regime, they are a group, what group, what kind of group, you came together, well, of course, with him, with him, both, that means, until this one... distracted our attention, this one was destroying important evidence, a corpse, by the way, or rather a skeleton, criminal, guys, there is a warrant against him, he’s covering his tracks , let’s face it, what do you allow yourself, we allow ourselves, that’s what
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the prosecutor will allow himself, when they slap you with a tenner, you'll be cutting down forest in the taiga, guys, i i ask you, please, don’t ruin it, but we didn’t know that you, you didn’t know, well , you’re going to rant all this to the judge, and i’m with glue, i have this special glue, well, you have to call consequence, because they can hide, well, we said, we will glue everything together, guys, please, i ask for one hour, one hour, i will bring everything to its place, everything is as before, neatly, you promise in an hour, yes, well ... well, so be it, look, ours is coming, good, hello, she’s here, madam, that’s it, look how young he is, good. well, come on, take it
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his. hi handsome. hello. shalim? no i am at work. so we are also at work. investigation department. i have, i have a question. all questions are there. and money too. right, right.
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i worked for semyonovka, she has one more leg, in short, another, nothing, of course you can splurge with dolls, you just have to pay by taxi, so what is your fee? well, that's it. yes,
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there are still dead people here, call the investigator, so yes, yeah, great, hello, mom, what are you doing here? yes, like two more skeletons, i’ll be there now, i’ll just drop in for a correction, yeah, right.
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“i need a certificate that i met with prostitutes at work, are you completely stunned, or what, it’s a matter of life and death, besides,
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besides, it’s true, in yourself, “wow, that’s it, this ex gave us a body deputy, fidosophist, he’s also a farce, why, tell me, for my mercy, which of us was in the homicide department before retirement, i didn’t move in, no, well, you killed your accomplice, well, bury it, why such difficulties, what kind of documents - to register, i don’t know, for some grandfather”? bring the body here, but the main question is, how did it happen that they came here together with the saikins came, and i know that your
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saikin bratvena sold himself to the root. yes, i’m serious, pavel palovich, well, somewhere they crossed paths, so you ask your saikin where they crossed paths, where am i going to look for saikin now, saikin, look, i beg you, they’ll show up now, so guys. put it here or here , as always, now i’ll understand, so probably there, yes , and here, everything, yes, put everything here, guys, all well done, everyone is free, good luck, we found three more skeletons, and they also had the remains of these decorations, it turns out
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in the ass, and i say, a pain in the ass, a pain in the ass. where do you find them, and what about all the skeletons? yes, three at once and all in one place, it looks like a maniac is working, and i also checked these archives, a local prostitute asked if a lame prostitute had disappeared in our city. is everything in place? yes , we have never had a single prostitute, so let’s give a new version.
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and hello, lyosha, you copied me, orphan, yes, how do you like being a free roamer in
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the hospital, good thing, in front of whom are you showing off, lyokha, in front of these clowns, yes, lyoshenka, i knew that you were a rotten devil, so you’ve also become a lawless person, what do you think? i won’t find out who you let go, but the stinking bug, listen, when i’m talking to you, you’re a mechanic, you screwed up to simply hide the common fund, and you just buried an old thief, a respected lawyer, under a birch tree, that’s not for you, lyosha, they won’t let your squirrels get into company, but we’ll take you, we’ll dig you in too, your company won’t recognize you, lyosha, you have all the qualities of a dog, except one thing, loyalty, you were a cheap fraer, he remained, but i’d rather lie buried with a mechanic than
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trample the same soil with you, look, tie him up, just let his hands be visible, otherwise pasha has them too good they work, yes, yes, yes, this happens... oh, oh, look what ’s happening, here’s the country, all sorts of bastards are walking around with chinese feathers. and i see you have not only trash cans, but toilet bowls, interesting, yeah, with program control it’s very convenient, three of them, four, there’s another one hidden behind the laminate. reserves for a rainy day, and we have
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every day like a black man, we spin, we spin, we glued it together, now we’ll put the bone in place, and then the orderly will foil according to the article, yeah, yes, your toilets are program-controlled, the glue is crap.
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lyukha, let me fuck him, sniff in two holes, damp, let's come to an agreement. “the mechanic himself died, i bet, from old age, who did you ram into the mork instead of the mechanic, yes, he was crawling there next to him, one of his eyes was on the wall, rat, the mechanic needs to be returned to his place, but what kind of side does this mechanic look like to you, you he left society to the left, the mechanic lived in nice, god forbid everyone, let him now..." lies in the woods, there are birds flying there, grass, and
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you and i will come to an agreement, we'll go our separate ways, i don't want to knock you down, orphan, hands, both, a step back, this is a step through once, half fall, hands up the hill, who are you, uncle, me, i’m a horse in a leather coat, hands, yes, i immediately had to cheat, kolya, yes, smart, attached, why are you sitting, and they gave me anesthesia, let me do it , but quietly, there is no need to knock anyone down, sit him next to him and tie him up, he is also a participant in the negotiations with the right to vote, “do as
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the orphan said, okay, listen, well, there’s complete chaos here, it’s like a skeleton, i see that, but according to this saikin, there’s a criminal corpse, and three more in bags, i’ll show you, well, actually. wonderful, also a grandfather, 78 years old, grandfather, hmm, and he himself, i remembered a joke about my grandfather, but guess what, he comes to a practical specialist somewhere, he tells him: i’m there... the documents are there in the table, well there 78 years, of course, bones, a skeleton,
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the wrong corpse, in general, basically everything that i expected to see is wonderful, everything is within the framework of ordinary madness, we’ll figure it out, well, yes, well what about grandfather, grandfather, right? i believe they will bring him soon, perhaps they will bring him, you go home, thank you for replacing me, you had a bad time. day, and yes, i’ll call margarita, put in a good word for you, one last time, thank you, zoey,
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apparently a lot of fun awaits me. and it’s a long night, since you came here, and why did you leave without me again? well, i would have sorted everything out here myself in terms of concepts, i can already see how you decided it, the mittens slammed shut, hello, young man,
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you’re probably mistaken, we’re all at home, we ’re not expecting guests, you’ve already been told, insurance for... not needed, get out of here, young man, go ahead, stand there, are you idiots, do you think i’ve completely lost my brains and don’t remember this moron who drove us to the morgue, he ’s a cop, but actually, i don’t cop, investigator of the investigative department from crucian carp, you get around, then this is not a cop, tie him up too, yes please, let’s go to the stairs. and the most curious thing is how i figured out where to look for you, he’s an idiot, and am i arguing or what? hands, yes, please, forgive me, orphan, there won’t be a market, i’ll have to kill you all, no
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offense, i’m asking for forgiveness, but in general you 3 minutes left in order to confess to what he had done, begin to voluntarily cooperate with the investigation, he’s been hit all over his head, time has passed, 2 minutes, he’s beautifully dressed, the style holds up, but what a style, he’s been hit, i noticed in the morning that he had kukuhai is not in order, i, nikolai ivanovich, failed to establish contact with the suspect, but you taught that it happens to everyone, saikin, but you have to do it, you know, from a position of strength, huh? this is please.
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yes, it was found, yes, it’s just shorter than on the right, yes, i’m waiting for you, i’m waiting, yes, thank you, let me introduce you to each other, this andrey levichko, from the department of health, took care of this bone, very nice, we will now fire your orderlies. on the orderlies, for no reason, excuse me, as part of optimization, you write us a report, and we will do them according to the article, otherwise they were scammed here, andriyevich was almost killed in the morning, the man has a problem all over his head, and you are their direct the boss must somehow react to the negligence of his subordinates, well, the fact is that i have no complaints about my work , as they say. work, now
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the chumakov professor is coming here, i should hand over these remains. sorry, chumakov - this is archeology, and here it’s crime, crime, but it’s thousands of years old, and it automatically becomes an archaeological discovery, so we’ll fire your orderlies anyway, but take me to the head physician, you shouldn’t treat me like that, round lady, we ’ll talk somewhere else . as you wish, yeah, i 'll spend it, please, well done, it worked like clockwork, peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo, 3 minutes, as agreed,
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thank you for your service, do you hear, on... napoleon, oh, look, he responds, this is the very thing, come on, don’t be distracted, a real grandfather, well, a mechanic, got it to the mork, come on, i, who is saikin, whose joint, you didn’t check our data, you’re covered in your bones, come on, drag it to the mork, and i’ll go and hide the car somewhere, come on. come on, get it, come on, come on, kolya, what’s on the tent, on the tent, oh, lord, yes, here, here, here, here, how
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interesting, but tell me. so they found themselves among the enemy, it is quite possible that this burial belongs to the last pagan leader of the local tribe, named mishko. mishko was killed in battle with the troops of prince vladimir and was buried with three wives, one of
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them - and a dog, the dog also turns out to be historical, yes, yes, lack of spirituality, excuse me, professor, ah, i see everything, but his son, prince shishka, buried them, after the funeral he converted to christianity, that’s it, the puzzle fits, but i congratulate you on... you solved the crime of the century, your maniac's name is shishka, shishka, almost like you, these non- relatives are random, you keep an eye on the market, filter it, and you sorted it out with your grandfathers, formalized everything there, yes, yes , both are fine, well , let's go, i'll take a look, come on, let's go, he's a dad, let's go, let's go,

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