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Understanding 9/11tv Pyos-3 NTV May 16, 2024 10:35am-1:01pm MSK
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’ll catch up, yes, the whole shoe fits me, yes, what i understand, maybe a little later, you wait a while, yeah, some kind of garbage truck drove into the doors of the warehouse store, it’s still there, i told you right away that there will be a garbage truck, soon, soon, don’t make a promise. “i’m with you, i immediately realized that the version of this overdressed monica is complete bullshit, i’m a shithead, a garbage truck, and what, and what, what, maybe i don’t, because i have the keys to monica’s car, and i’m sorry, i didn’t figure it out." don’t
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oh, no, no, no, no, no, i'm a brother, don't smoke this, although, of course, on the other hand sides, a black hat, black gloves, a cigar, i would have looked impressive, otherwise monica told the boss that she chose gnezdilov as the prototype of the main character for the series, oh well, you, you heard it yourself, yes, here, here, and i always i knew, i, i, i have dignity, i deserve it, i’m the only one who doubts whether you can smoke a cigar or
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hi, hi, how are you, i finished filming soon, uh huh. i’m ready, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly,
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quietly, i was worried, burned out, yes, excitement, you yourself recognized him as the best policeman, the best policeman among you is a dog, this is a self-made joke or something, no, not a joke, i’m here i even bought a car with an advance payment for future scripts. seen off by the admiring with her glances, she got into her big car, sped off to glory, and max and his dog looked after her enviously for a long time. yes, igor, you married the wrong clave. and this is from your
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you were supposed to go home, why do you need a gas mask? what the hell, don't open medland!
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got poisoned. but i throw better than you, let’s get it behind the sofa, go, go, go, go, and what can you say, well, even i will understand what’s wrong, it's 10 o'clock, no one called us. leonidov, four missed ones, hello, yes, alyosha, well , excuse me, we ’re disinfecting the refrigerator here, you’ve worked hard here somehow, interesting wording, alleged crime, i’ll even come to see it, come on.
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you also remind me to sort out the books. well, i said that i saw a crime, so i thought that it would be theft, this is murder, this is comrade esenstein, not murder, this is an accident, the scientist himself broke a flask with some kind of, well, probably some poisonous something gas. well, like calcium carbonate, calcium carbonate is not a gas, it’s hard white crystals like that, but what’s the difference, hard, soft restal, there’s a well-worn man, nestilov, why do you need a clothespin on
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your nose, oh, vacancy, how hard it is with you, i’ll explain, for stupid people, this ancient folk wisdom against poisonous gases, i learned in the magazine, a playboy, yes, that’s the one from a small age. which you have, and i see you have problems with this, yes problems? i apologize, well, you understand that you still inhale through your mouth, yes, comrade, that means you, go, let’s go kolidor, come on, actually, actually, i’m the only one who saw the killer, now i ’m supposed to call you when necessary, i hesitated, i’m telling you, ugh, and it’s you, yes, it’s us, brought the animal down? it’s a shame to even come in, no, it ’s just that your smell infuriates him, and you too, i see it infuriates you, check the door, you can calmly go home, everything is clear here, here the poor guy was tormented, and listen, if he was tormented, then
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it didn’t go anywhere, well or as a variant of suicide on production grounds, the scientist could not achieve an outstanding result, he probably built up a lot, so well, the bass is all over... under the feet, yes, just before that i opened the window slightly and locked the door on the soviet side, but there are even fresh scratches, i wouldn’t be surprised if we find paint under the victim’s nails, for some reason you’re tilting, i’m tired, professor was going to run, but someone held the door from the outside, you know, you also say that the killer then returned inside, started to fart from the inside, after the farting he dragged the corpse to the window, he sees the shoes taken off, to the window, to the window, the killer jumped out of the window. the witness testified that he saw someone running down the fire escape, but you escorted this witness out, what happened here, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, and who are you, egor, egor malyshev, assistant professor, kavalchuk, they told me that
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the professor died due to negligence, he had enemies, and enemies, that you, the professor was outstanding. the chemist is a wonderful person , of course there were envious people, you know, but enemies, why did you suddenly ask about enemies, because, because my colleagues and i scientifically found out that this was not an accident, but you don’t think that it was a murder, well we'll find out what it was, professor, what have you been doing lately, and the professor experiment...
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good afternoon, hello, we are interested in businessman kirill prokhorov. sorry, but i cannot give information on kirill prokhorov and his company. you probably misunderstood us , we are from the police, he appears in our case. okay, in that case. come with an official decree, then i ’ll tell you everything, it’s clear, they won’t let us in without a warrant, they know they have something to hide, they won’t drive through the parking lot anyway, let’s wait there, let’s wait in the parking lot, listen, you’re our dear, everything is closed , they don’t let you into the feeding trough,
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hello again, again about professor kruchik, take the dog away, would you like to answer a few questions? okay, stop, okay, okay, what do you need, you wanted to buy the results of professor kovulchuk’s research, yes you did, when he refused you, you decided to order it, yes, yes, this is complete nonsense, two weeks ago i bought these slutsky's results, who is slutsky? semyon slusky, worked together with kovalchuk, he turned out to be a collaborator, take the dog away, normal heroes always take a detour, it’s only business, it hurts, yes, sal take it, let’s go.
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how do you think he will kill me? and soon we’ll find out, he has a syringe, listen, i somehow feel uneasy, i’ve probably changed my mind, i agree to live without women, i’ll manage somehow on my own. i’m not a professor, i’m from the homicide department, professor maksimov is at his house, here’s the address,
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i’ll squeeze out the money myself, igor nikolaevich, as always, it took so long, so we got straight from the other world, what happened? “i suggest you quickly divide the money and run away, there’s no point hanging around here, but iraq, you need ira or money, actually she came up with everything, well, i suggest dumping her, she still has a rich husband, it’s logical that she won’t pawn us anyway can, and i will get more, not only you, we will divide her share equally, and what is this dog, your dog, hello, kiys!
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what? you are crazy? i have a little, bro, relax, well done, are you the most cunningly invented, or what? well, look, your friends got it all, but are you the chosen one? it’s me, why am i, these are friends, i’ll be offended, i want to drink to my saviors, to the people thanks to whom everything is fine now, thank you, thank you, well, it’s not worth it, this is my job, for you, stop it, thank you. ira, is everything okay?
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yes, i'm just a little tired, i need to go home, what right now? well, okay, i'll take you then. hello, sit, sit, why are you, there is no truth at your feet. oh! don’t tell me igor, of course you’ll excuse me, but they don’t allow dogs into this restaurant, but that’s okay, i forgive you, it’s fine, sit, maximov, here people are cultured... people eat, i sympathize with you, and you’re at home from the same bowl you’ll live, i understand, and you’re already celebrating, it’s such a holiday, your professional one, yes, well, of course, the captain was on a mission, he saved my wife, what are you talking about? you go, go, we don’t need anything from you anymore, captain nestilov, we have a unique creature, listed in the red book, and i was just passing by,
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you know, i’m thinking, what if you need to give me some money, but no, so, okay, what kind of money, the money drowned, where did it come from? from the camel igor, or rather from your wife’s lover, what a clever girl, really, yes, she organized everything, kidnapping, it’s not excluded, maybe i’m lying, they wanted to divide your share among themselves, so here it is, who can’t be trusted, yes exactly. dear slavochka, well, there were no women there, it was a dangerous task, a fight, what difference does it make, so what if it’s in a restaurant, it’s not dangerous in a restaurant, and just like i took you some tasty treats, klava, my blue nose is not from drunkenness, because,
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because i was wounded in the nose, he was also wounded in other organs. well, that’s how she guessed, well , how did she find out about the restaurant, and i also blurted out about other organs, she’ll check, you’re talking to us, well, who else, i don’t know, the real one, where, you touch yours, me too this is necessary, bacchante, leave me, oh, no, i’m a pacifist, i won’t do such a thing, leonidov, please, no, vigorya, you know how well i treat you, well, maksimov, bitch, leave me, no, rather a male, you know how much you piss me off, but i can’t boss beat, okay, i got it, i got it, assholes, okay, i’ll do it myself, without the snotty ones, that’s right, that’s
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right, wait a second, yes, let’s hurry up, i’m still getting ready, and you’re still in the mood. that's it, come on, well, well, honestly, well, if i were klava, i wouldn’t believe it, no, no, okay, how do you like this number, listen, really, my heart bleeds, well, it’s a pity man, you’re still with him, you’re still with me. well, if only in honor of the holiday, in honor of the holiday, well , come on, honey, let's go with you, but come on, well, he doesn't piss me off, something, wait, what if, what if so, oh, exactly, but , thank you,
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i’m tired of it , i always said that female cunning and solidarity replaces logic and intuition, that’s what i always say, well done.
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strategic interaction, vladimir putin arrived in china on a state visit, the prime minister of slovakia is in prison after assassination attempts stable condition, what are the attacker's motives? there are deaths and hundreds of wounded in the zamos territory of france, and protests are sweeping new caledonia. about the main thing for this minute in the studio ilya fedorovtsev. hello. the strategic course for the development of relations between russia and china meets the interests of the peoples of the two countries. these relationships are built on a foundation. neighborhood, equality and support. vladimir putin announced this today. during his visit to the prc, the president held a separate meeting with the premier of the state council of leitsang. chapter states.
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