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tv   Operetta kapitana Krutova  NTV  May 21, 2024 12:55am-1:46am MSK

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caustic bitch, he was the one who told you that, but no, well, of course he didn’t tell me that, he was generally a good person, this is the first time i’ve heard something like that from you, but i’ve taken the path of correction, i ’m correcting myself, eh sir? and our supply manager, he’s a rare rat, he needs to be trained, pavel, pavelovich, you’ve taken the path of correction, i’m joking, i’m joking, oh, so what, grobovsky confessed, dima, you still have this orientation - with description, male, 55 years old, yes, now and... now, let me
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help, martyr, what are you doing, there’s a white piece of paper in this black folder, here it is, pavel pavlovich, oh, listen, we have here, one verbal portrait, i’m just wondering, really, could they sketch it out in general terms, an identikit, weak? not weakly, but nikolai ivanovich, and you told grobovsky about the prints, and why did they really coincide, what prints, what are you, you were stunned, but how could i have his plate, damn it, and i was surprised by it, i didn’t even have time to think that it was possible go down the stairs, something long, now, now. so, well, i’m basically
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ready that it doesn’t look like something, but who, yes, yes, who, i’m reading, but a man? 55-60 years old, it’s like a woman, her face is elongated, elongated, elongated, her eyes are bulging, now, that’s it, her eyes are bulging, yes, yes, gray hair, i don’t have gray chalk, ears, shells, not protruding, that’s it, just like that, here's a saikin as a keepsake. look, shishko, it’s
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almost shishken, i echo, saikin from the author, grandma, we need to make ourselves beautiful, i think we’ll take the gray one as a reference, the girl with peaches, what’s going on with you again? stepanovna, the young man does not want to recognize his grandmother, the surname is aleksina nikolaevna krupina, well, so she is... she is, this is not my grandmother, whoever you say was involved in the face, sirov, i don’t understand what he didn’t like, emergency exit, premiere, tomorrow at 22:15 on ntv.
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quiet, quiet, quiet.
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well, that's it, that's it, i surrender, i'm not taking prisoners, cool, but what about the law, and i am the law, but fuck it, stop, he's shooting at us there, are you going to film this until the evening, what? i can’t charge it properly, what’s up, i’ve fixed everything now, am i a robot or what? i’m settling in here, getting ready, you’ve got joint after joint, what else, well, maybe a jacket it was time to wash, so the girls seem to have washed it, it’s not visible, seryozha, you can’t see it, the sun is in our hand, what’s going on here, boris sergeevich, maybe we’ll take the next frame, otherwise our schedule is crazy, the sound is written separately , come on, teach me how to make a movie,
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he better fix the wall, denes, they called from the channel, our retink is falling, judging by the reviews, they don’t look like a cop, what they looked like before , now they don’t look like it, bring it back. it looks like it’s clear, time is passing, the eye is getting wet, some general was indignant that we are in your face we are defaming the honor of the authorities, you understand, without their visa they won’t give us airtime, in general, the channel demands that we send you to an internship with the police, correct me, it’s normal that i have nothing more to do, fighting, let the scriptwriters do an internship, that’s all they are they defame him, boris sergeevich, he does, seryozh, remind me who our screenwriter is, so guys, see there, huh?
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what should i take away from the project? i’m the main character, so we’re ready for the take, the girls, the actress is ready, honor is to be defamed, ready for 5 minutes, if there was something to be defamed, they’ll interrupt, i’m from principle, i won’t go on air, they won’t let me go on air, seryozha, where will they go, they won’t let me, acting assistant, go to the costume room, so guys, where are the workers? so guys, why aren't we filming? what's going on here? does anyone have any principles? what principles, boris sergeevich, are you talking about? seryozha, when do we have the shootout scene? which? this one is 4832, so the day after tomorrow? great, that's where they'll kill you. i mean, like a pistol,
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no one is irreplaceable, denis, a hero. contact this director and let them urgently look for a replacement. i don’t understand, is this some kind of joke or what? fun at the circus, my fish. at shchukinskaya, no problem, they made me redundant from the office, there was a crisis, so i tried to get a job for 2 months, no one needs economists, but i have a month, a loan for a car hangs, more, damn it, i got it, i have a helmet, even a compulsory bond
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, but maybe a little less details , but there’s no speed, well, that’s it, i’ve had two trips to the traffic police, now they’ll definitely take away my license, hello, what? you go look at what you did, guys, well, it seems like a little, but what a little, this is a rare car, and its bumper is rare, well, i didn’t do it on purpose, let’s go talk, now let’s make up our minds, guys, it doesn’t seem to be much, yes, what do you mean, not much? straightening the paints there, well, in short, what’s wrong, what to do? well, what should i do, i’ll get the guy now,
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no need for traffic police, guys, please, he just got free, the poudo came out, any joint and back, you can’t imagine what it’s like to wait 5 years, imagine, let’s decide on the spot, there’s no money, well here, please support me, the ring is worth three thousand as a deposit, take it. what was he in prison for? yes, i twisted this 318 second jaw of a cop by accident, due to lawlessness for 7 years they gave me nothing, he sat down, it’s cool, no need for cops, we’ll have a little one soon, well, maybe to hell with it, it’s business, decide for yourself, take it. we are honest people, yes, we seem to be
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honest too, uh-huh, yes, a new artist, let's go, the fish will die. nikolay, what about the theft of a bicycle? still deaf? well, i know that, i did what? well. the people at the market are busy, but what else can you do? okay, that’s it, my dears,
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elections are just around the corner, which means we’re switching to an enhanced schedule, no days off, vacations or family circumstances, and a bonus at the end years, if you have worked, and now once again about our affairs: what is most important in our work is attentiveness and accuracy, after the meeting i will check everyone’s fish, if even one is dead, blame yourself, hello! yes, hello, where are you stuck? yes, i’m coming, i’m coming, come quickly, the boss is already going
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to count the fish. hello. where you go, so fighters, we settle in. we’re moving in, we’re in time, the css is looking for cats there for you, like some kind of complaint, i don’t know , remember, damn, yeah, good morning, colleagues, good, nikolai, where’s your report in the car, well
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let's. what else? yes, everything too, here are printouts from surveillance cameras. kozlov was delivered at 11:20 and released at 17:15. i interrogated him as a witness. what problems? 6 hours. so, if he's stupid. statement. humiliated my human dignity in every possible way, insulted me with obscene words, threatened me with the code, and also struck several blows on the bucket, causing injury, extensive hematoma, this is an excess, friend, you truncate it, it means that if he has
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an extensive hematoma on the bucket, and i beat foot, which means i should also have a hematoma. i have the same the legs are not rubber, maybe you’ll look, or rather, what you took and don’t show off, i repeat for the hundredth time, i don’t understand what you’re talking about, hello, what’s this here, i wish you good health, konstantin ivanovich thinks that i’m using it incorrectly... in for operational purposes, that means, i’m waiting for you tomorrow with a detailed report, all the good things he wanted again, there’s nothing to do, you go easy on him, that’s what i’m saying, they called
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from the press service, they want to send us some artist, so he’s here i stood there for a while. besides, this is by order, you can’t send it, i would send it, i don’t understand where else one orlando, that’s what they are, breeding in captivity.
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nikolai vasilyevich, well, we have a theater, not the kgb, forgive me, god, you would have been better off catching a thief, again theft, from whom, when yesterday olga alekseevna, from a handbag, you understand, all the money, documents, all the salary, she, by the way, plus two sons, minus her husband. denis, it’s time, they won’t start without me, you’ll finish the game, denis, i’m running, running, running, yesterday, by the way, again with the assemblers, even with the shadow of hamlit’s father, he can make a cash register, but this genius doesn’t give him roles,
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hello, hello, hello, where did you go, filming, filming, well, your... poor girl, she has yet to discover the inner world of a medical hero, what? you've already reached the point of being a dresser, you express the poison, my soul, you'll choke, and even the snake disdains you, well, you didn't disdain, you're two, by the way, kologin, you
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so what? nothing, he has an ironclad alibi, what albi, there was no one else in the apartment except him, did you at least do an examination on him, what kind? genetically, doctelloscopic. what is it? everything is clear with you. so that's it, i demand it. so that my case is transferred to bur, where in bur, the bureau of criminal investigations, unlike you, real people work there professionals.
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denis, great, hello, how is life, but it sucks, do you have something, wow, what happened, a creative crisis, against the backdrop of general insanity, but i always have something, excellent, chacha, i have no doubt, brother-in-law. rammed the scabards, here we have, what happened, ulgi’s bag was stolen, what are you talking about, well , the men and i are dumping as much as we can, you’re like yes, of course, no question, wait, come on, i’m getting a snack, just let’s quickly. “you know, friends, let’s go, let’s go, it’s
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already evening, there are tears in your eyes, what are you, my girl, that’s how it is, mom, nothing, denis alexandrovich, you’re okay, in my opinion, you’re not fine at all, well, that’s not a problem, you can’t find a cigarette, you’re completely crazy.” let’s go, i won’t let you out in this state, in vain, you’re in a wonderful condition, gentlemen, who- then it goes, where? i don’t see, let me ask you, can i go straight to the station here, you can,
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creatures that you can’t see, but i saw this one last week in a cafe. all sad lives have died out for sure, but every ugliness has its own decency, fuck you, half-hearted bourgeois, well, nothing, nothing, the revolution will equalize everyone, paris will disappear from the wrath of the people. citizen, live in society and to be free from society, it doesn’t happen like that, what are you talking about, gladness, how funny it is, goodbye,
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citizens, what a fool, and laziness, i ’m telling you for sure, they’re twisting! i don’t want to look at his phone again or a computer, you’re just wondering how much you’ve already spent, well, let my guys drive around after it for a couple of days, you’ll see for yourself, no need, yeah, yeah, i’m waiting, what have you done, what’s gotten into you , they want to kill me, yaman petrovich, like who? bolovsky from a pistol, irreplaceable, says no, which means that the most unpleasant thing is that no one is interested in your opinion, you’re nobody, so fuck off strings, well, what is the reason, why kill me,
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the cop sent me for an internship, he doesn’t look like a policeman, he looked like a policeman for three seasons, now he doesn’t look like him, but i refused, he immediately overboarded me, yes, you’re a star, you’re a star, for an internship it won’t work, eco-importance, what will you be left with, there are only gnomes and passersby, no movie for you, okay, and in general this is not a reason to organize a farce out of the theater, and leave masha alone, we’ve already separated, so we’ve separated, let’s sit, it’s better ivan petrovich, i have a matinee tomorrow, and i don’t advise you either. "on you'll go for an internship like a nice little fellow, and don't show off, good horse, i agree,
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where are you going, you can spend it, let's do it another time, right?" sorry, olechka, i made a bad joke. thanks for the wonderful joke. malkin already called, both of them will be reprimanded tomorrow, and minus 10% of the salary. what do you care about? for letting you out of the scene while drunk, and why are they calling you for bad advice? i’m sorry, ol, denis, please go to
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hell,
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bye . , not busy, no, hello, tomato juice, just kidding, as usual, we are not anywhere. see you, what's your name? not original. well, the original is just a hidden form of banality. but in that case, you are wrong. "maybe, hello, what are we reading, a large soviet encyclopedia, listen, i also like to read, you see how much we have in common, my name is max, just max, and you, no way, dear, no way, let me invite you to a friendly dance , let me go, okay, let's go, let me go, i'm dancing well, what are you doing, hey, dancer, nothing is stopping me,
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remember me, young man, violence only begets violence, let the girl go, don't pester her, listen, she might kill you, and never ask permission in such a situation, after all, i saw you somewhere, katya, it’s very nice. we just met in bed,
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normal, but would you like it that way? no, i’m an honest semyonin, yeah. dasi, yes, tol, even, an application, citizens called screaming for help, the guys went to the address, there the woman was badly beaten, unconscious, the ambulance took her to 101, there was no one at the address, most likely her roommate put it in, take a ride, boulevard 7:35 , fine. girlish
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beauty, braid, screamed terribly, right up the walls they were shaking, so i called you, and this is not the first time, but today in general, they are painted, i have no idea, i know that she rents an apartment, that’s where zina lives, now she. he rents out an apartment to his mother, she left the keys with me just in case, the main thing is that he’s so polite, he says hello, what does he do, she sits at home all the time, here he is at our market, vlaiki sells spices, not local, no, from central asia, his name is soltan, but she speaks russian well, uh-huh, it’s her, yes, poor thing, why is he her? love, probably, oh, my god, phone
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i have zines, yes, i have them in my tube, i’ll bring them now, come on, hello, well, it looks like i’ve decided that the murderer has escaped, find a couple of people to ambush, yes , i understand, well, then come yourself, okay, what about the hospital? okay, you know them, yes, this is the sultan, yours, no, no, no, he is this turkmen, they have their own party there, and what did he do, he was wrong, the stall, where is it, and right here, over there, the first one from the entrance , will appear, call.
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i have a parting gift for you, well, then pull this thread yourself, these are the same unlucky robbers, we have to find out the role of ships, isn’t he himself part of this...
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fuck you, i told you that he won’t pass by his bar, that we’ll go and get him, little guy, but wait, san, what did he say, lenya anyway? i lost my brains because of this shaker, today the dutch arrived contract for half a day, so he’s seeing a performance, a beauty is playing him, so what? so there’s a contract for 5 euros for a minute, and he’s apparently dating his ex, he’s just sucking money out of laziness, no , so what? nothing, i need to look into his computer, look for some incriminating evidence, i have one idea.
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why two drops of everything, especially since he was already... it’s good, at least we didn’t crash into anything until we got there, we need to show lena, maybe marshkin, give up the shit, look for the computer, i found the computer, only it seems to have a password, i have it familiar master he'll break in in a minute, he has a store nearby at the market, well, he'll only be there in the morning, well... we'll take it with us, fingers are everywhere, look, grab something for the blazer, let them think it's just a simple robbery, sancha, what do i need
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now what to do, find out about the computer from your master, we need information from there, from underpants too, to wipe off your fingers too, well, you’re an idiot. of course, night comes, cars sleep, toys in stores, everything is silent until the morning, crawl under the blanket, tomorrow everything will be all over again, sleep, sleep, forest above the river, sleep. sleep, sleep, and i’ll sit here, sleep, i’ll sit
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