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tv   Zapasnii vikhod  NTV  May 23, 2024 12:00am-12:55am MSK

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big, but okay, now, just a minute. well, i thought that let’s treat this like a natural disaster, we’ll get through it, we’ll get through it. have you seen their boilers? watches, they,
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these orderlies, they have boilers, watches - this is what you and i have, so what? so what? these are not some kind of leftist, cheap, penny chinese fake, not deribas, not a leftist, these are real, real, serious pucks, not like you and me, what i have over there are cheap, ordinary ones, well, you have, of course, a commander’s puck . so i need to think about where to leave kostya for the night, so come to me, i really have a room in a communal apartment, but still, no, i’m better here, i ’ll stay in the hospital, over there at bruce’s, that’s it, it’s closer to the morgue, you’ll laugh, i ’ll move here myself in a week, but what you? yes, my daughter is dating a guy. my ex
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somehow doesn’t really like him, well, they asked for a room, why should i live there with the two of them or something, well, yes, if you don’t mind, of course, at night you snore, i snore, oops, my spine is coming, we can discuss delivery, gavrilovich, buddy, you are my dear person, hello, how are you in general, my friend, so take your hands off the robber, give me the money, what are you doing, brother, what kind of money, what little money of mine was in this pocket? i’m calling the police, nikolai ivanovich, and you will be my witness, right? yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what do you tell the cops, why did you sell me hospital property at a reasonable price, come on, here’s pavlovich, now this is a conversation, for christ’s sake, please give me the money, please, for god’s sake don’t mention it like that again, i understand, so listen carefully.
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return all the clothes, all the junk, to bruce, if you completely restore the interior, then we’ll believe it, it’s called barter, don’t ban me, i bet you, come on, thank you, i’ll be quick, i’m right there, back, okay, come on, come on, come on! come on, i’ll wipe my hands after it, oh, i found it, hello, great, kalina shooter, aren’t you at home, we’re taking a walk, dima, you see, here.
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she’s shooting me with my own service card, what are you doing? so you, what are you, nikorai ivanovich, come on, don’t mess with this, especially to offend a lady, well, it’s not good, you, you prepared this way, you ’ve learned almost everything about daasism, fuck you, i don’t at all i understand how i could agree to all this, well, i’ll be walking around like an idiot in my old age, and i’ll cover you for... a secret,
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yes, okay, iztepanovna, we’ll go now, what? come on, we have a corpse in therapy, let’s go look at the corpse, but no, so what’s the exhibition, what’s going on anyway? i don’t know that he ’s tormenting his guitar with three chords in the hospital, hello beautiful, what kind of concert? there is no peace until the morning, there is already not enough staff, there are still few of these new arrivals,
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all three are clearly former prisoners, dressed from toe to toe. heads, they have the same, gop with a savvy - it will be me, i chose the right trade, i won’t get out of prison, the lads are bored without me, well, they leaned back, the bottom of the poker in stolypin was torn out, listen,
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rotted at the station, well, well, you're it, wait to lean back, there are noble sculpts here, trump card, they’ll pull you out, no, pasha, i... and i feel like i never lived, i wanted to sit back beautifully with a song, but here without luck, they fell like cement in a rag, both of them, give me the guitar. well, catch it, the nightingale sobbed quietly, clinging to the
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actually, i already said that this is my tub. washes, he promised himself, pavel, pavelovich, controls himself, get in touch, the cop is right, even though he’s a former one, don’t get in touch, otherwise your boss will be upset, she said, helping us is so difficult for... we’re going through a period, be kind, thank you, let's go to palpalovich, out of
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this monkey barn, hold your tongue, dad, that's it! go and breathe, the main thing is more adequate, positive, exactly, yes, if you please stepanovna, yes, of course, if you please stepanovna, although your orderlies with their boorish behavior...
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i can book a table, i suggest starting from another table, right now, we’ll sort it out further, oh, what, the disenfranchised have left, it’s a holiday, i no longer hoped, i thought they would always be hanging around here, rednecks, or maybe they went to the toilet, so much? drink free tea, oh, how good, but i would return, the door is not locked, only a bad omen, life will begin with a clean slate, and this is a plot for a poet.
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oh, pavel, pavlovich, nikolai ivanovich, please, please prepare sizov’s body for autopsy, alexander nevovich and i decided to work together, so to speak, to exchange experiences. “generally an unimportant replacement for dinner, but what are you, i ’ll now provide you with an excellent menu from the liver, kidneys, lungs, spleen, even the ilium of a person who has been abusing alcohol for a very long time, and a bonus from us there will be a rectum, about the liver, you're kidding, i
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never joke, hm?" there is no gray body here, but he teleported, or something, maybe in three rubles, well, this is your cache, well, at least the cache is in place. they look, yeah, this unclaimed, he ’s been lying with us for a week, so
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it turns out that our body is missing, and now they’re going to open it up, maybe we ’ll slip them another one, you should at least go to bed, they’re coming, who brought this little guy, little guy? the creature, little belly, is about to curdle our blood, no, woman, woman and zhanya, something is wrong, well, in general, palovich fell. izulit stepanovna, sizol’s body has disappeared, that is, how did it disappear, and what
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happened? where is our body, isoltsa stepanovna? what, there is no body, for some reason i won’t be surprised? and i’ll tell the head physician, maybe he ’ll be surprised, hamlet dionisovich will be happy, and i’ll also tell my orderlies not to step foot from here, day or night, otherwise your corpses are disappearing here, well, apparently i should also take a walk to see hamlet dionisovich . yes, it’s better to take a walk, while we think about it, what? hamletovich, will the investigator find it? oh, why do
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we need it, investigator? in the investigative committee they know that our body is missing, this little goose is a bastard, and this little goose is a bastard, but no, no, it’s not me that you, yes, yes, yes, no, we’ll find it ourselves, yes, thank you, he said that he’ll just come to you, he himself reported to the department, also to the investigative committee, now we’re waiting for the investigator, i just can’t understand how our body disappeared, bastard, we ’re finding out, really, we’re finding out, there’s just a lot of strangers on the territory today morgue and probably some kind of mistake occurred or not... olda stepanovna, you know how i feel about you i treat myself as a specialist and a professional, but it’s just that i, i can’t, i’m a researcher, so i went and thought
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i had to come and personally tell you everything, but i believe that stepanov is isolating you, yeah. i rely on you, just keep yourself in control, join us, colleagues, let's celebrate, so to speak, a housewarming, let's drink tea for further mutual cooperation thank you, we're fed up, leave them dan, they're sad, the corpse has run away, hear you, funny one, if if it weren’t for
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the circumstances, i would have shut you up right now , there would have been a pause, but just wait, kolya, don’t howl, guys, you put legs on our corpse while we went to eat, but did you fall out of an oak tree or something? why do we need your corpse? who is there no one left here besides you? and with a backpack over your shoulder, why shift your problems to others? you've wasted your own efforts, and you blame it on us, you've settled down well, why do we need your corpse? we have our own, would it be worth stealing this corpse, then walking with it on the street or going for groceries? by the way, at shalebe, comrade former policeman, we were out shopping, don’t... you’re too tight, even your own the czechs are clamping down, uh-huh, now, by your grace, we can’t go anywhere, the boss ordered us to sit behind the corpses and watch,
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nikolai ivanovich, how are you? what's the news? i i'll be honest, i'm tired, honestly. you know, every morning i get ready for work as if i’m going to war, you know, i’m going, but i don’t understand where
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it’s going to explode, i can’t do this anymore, i’m begging you, please, just don’t cry, gods, well, you know perfectly well, half a half of us... we’ll tear anyone apart for you, please, spare me, nikolai ivanovich, from your worries, and if you really want to help, find the body of this blue-haired guy, but i, although, oh, it doesn’t matter either, apparently , the investigation will look for, what a nightmare, ezol stepanovna, i promise you, hello again, great, long time no see. why did they force you to look for the corpse, yes, yes, they said, you are friends with them, here you go, so i came, and what in general, how is it that the corpse disappeared, who the hell knows how it disappeared,
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brusley, hello, you i didn’t see, two didn’t come out of here. hospital, and they work, by the way, with this friend of yours, little belly, with whom, like with little bee, he’s with that little bee, yes, yes, that’s the one you stuck in the refrigerator, he, by the way, told you about the corpse, but what it was he
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who took the path of correction, yes he did, not move it, let's go inside, oh well, they didn't find the body, why go, look, it's a crime scene? well, we are friends, i ’ll interrogate you here too, dmitry, this is not professional, it’s such a dead end, but what should we do now, i would pin these two chewing cannibals in our room, with passion, what are you up to? they dug into him, your bruce lee said that he saw them leaving the morgue empty-handed, which confirms their version, they went for groceries, seriously, which of us is on shift, you or me? look for yourself, little goose appears with his pack, and us sezov disappears, is this an accident? well, is this the whole logical chain? yes, because this is a little goose, he doesn’t care that our body is missing, or maybe his organs were stolen? well
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, it feels like we just have gangs of transplant doctors running around our city, and they couldn’t find anything better than poor unfortunate sesol, with a massive... dead liver, kidneys from alcohol, there’s nothing to take there, but they’re not this one either , how do they know that it’s all over with him there. well, by the way, you just put forward a version, stupid, true, but this is better than nothing, pat, you have gathered, almost, gentlemen, take the trouble to at least maintain minimal order in the temporarily occupied territory. let's go, dima, and
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you, a young talent, have come again to put me in the refrigerator and start torturing me, and then you wrote a lie in the conclusion, well, i wrote what the investigation required, let's forget about it, but what's the matter with the missing person ? the body is moving forward, well, there are versions, but this is a mystery of the investigation. i’ll come by tomorrow to collect witness statements and in general, yes, i myself am interested in a speedy clarification all the circumstances, but i am more than sure that this is the negligence of the morgue workers, tomorrow you can get answers to all your questions from me, you will find me in my office, in whose office, sorry, in the office?
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well, excuse me, paval pavlych, but you had to move in earlier, can you imagine, my daughter showed up with her boyfriend, so what can i do, i quickly packed my emergency suitcase right here, and he’s blind, but no, he he has problems in his head, oh, illegal transplantation. the organs are clear, underpants, socks, i carry everything i own with me, ssser, but
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the prison camp is ours, why did they steal it, they thought that his organs were in their original form, they wanted to earn extra money, yes, that means when we had lunch, yes, you went supposedly to the store, and they drove their minibus with... the morgue with purchases, and all this time sizov’s body through the central entrance, calmly returned to where it lay in your car, waiting for the night, the round one upset you, and said that she didn’t have liver, rot, yes you, nikolai ivanovich you are clairvoyant. i know what’s in the syringe, nothing,
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air, death is unpleasant, but quick, you ’ll have to take methyl alcohol on your chest, well, two thromboses in one morgue - suspicious, do you agree that we’re standing? paval pavlovich, grabbed a razor, toothpaste, a brush, took a makarov pistol, somewhere i still have a clip here, military, country, well, i can’t leave it to the newlyweds, i thought, you never know, things will work out for them, well, let’s go to bed, ok, then i’ll tell you how my... dear comrade and colleague, shishko fell, fell into the ground, quickly, ice-breaker, four walks, to me
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there’s nothing to lose, roll it down, lie down, please, i ’m about to shoot you in the knee, it will be very ugly, oh, i would ask, i’ll take half a stick now and he... with a medical duck will popularly explain to you where the loaves grow from, you’re like a doormat, the investigative committee is working ,
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thank you, of course, for ramming the clothes, but i won’t wear this dovecote to the exhibition, no, don’t be offended, i’d rather go out there to the special security department than arrange for a jacket, a new jacket, one time... , well , the color, i bought it when my ex and i were going on vacation to sochi, a good jacket, he should go to you, you, i won’t go to any exhibition, so what am i going to do there at this exhibition, you will walk around like this, take you to look, look, and say that i will, yes, listen, hurt god, don’t fuss, but what’s going on with this goose, what’s going on with this goose, what’s going on with the goose, they’re interrogating the goose, why
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did the thread stretch, the ball roll, there’s a whole network there. some supplied organs, others distributed them, others were looking for clients, others provided protection, in general, in general, scumbags, but that’s not the right word, because when saikina i asked to look into the database, there were complaints about illegal autopsies of bodies, a huge number, all with a ban on initiating a criminal case, when i found out that this was all in the neighboring region, here, as you say, the puzzle came together, here... back in brusley called, babbling, babbling something in his own way, thank god, someone figured out to turn on the video call, i somehow realized that you were in the morgue, in the prison, saikin and i began to act according to the circumstances, because bruce is a person , this is a small man with a capital letter, this is real friendship, but he woke up and just saw that i wasn’t
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around and that’s it, he didn’t need any more, he immediately started looking for me, and if... on the count of four you have a tack, that’s it, oh, where did such knowledge come from, i didn’t change my specialization , changed places, but in his youth he started only in a restaurant, only now for our guest from tyumen, his favorite
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song pump will sound, and i say: “that means that draft horses were snacking in dumpling shops, not ivanovich bays, we now have you both have the same specialization, morgue orderlies, you chick, no, i won’t go in this jacket nowhere, and what's in it, it's just for crowing, and then in the dark, when people don't see, oh, boy, what a stylish jacket you have, it suits you very well"? modern, it makes you look younger, yes, yes, yes in general you need to wear jackets, a suit, you’re an idiot, what am i talking about, ivanoch, this is for you, this is the conclusion on the syurikov, they’ll come and take it away soon, please pass it on, i left, an excellent jacket, and you say lift, i don’t
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know. how are you and your wife on vacation, and i ’m going to the exhibition in this jacket, you’re doing great for me, hey, what are you doing, don’t miss tomorrow, you, in in general, sit here, and while i go get the doctor, what is this you have sticking out here, an emergency exit, a premiere, what the hell is this, it smells like kerosene, pandos po...

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