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tomorrow up to 27, here in yekaterinburg after today’s surge up to +18, tomorrow again a little above 10, rain in places. in siberia, summer still clings to the extreme southeast, in teve, in khakassia up to +26, from tomsk to irkutsk no more than 15 rain in places, snow in the yumal region, almost zero there. in the far east it is also cool and not at all hot, about twenty already in transbaikalia, in the rest of the southern regions there will not be even twenty, but at least there is a little rain, in the coastal areas there is not only a shortage of heat, but it is also rainy. today there is heavy rainfall and stormy wind in the kuril islands, kamchatka is next in line, we are returning to summer. in st. petersburg today it’s +27 in the afternoon, perhaps a thunderstorm in moscow - 27, but no precipitation, on wednesday we’re expecting the first +30. via superstar, premieres on sunday at 20:20 on ntv. tekno, photos with stunning clarity and video in 4k resolution. but. with you the weather forecast from
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darling, it’s you, nastya, okay, let’s come to an agreement. let's go, there's one more left.
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uncle, are you going to eat, no, look what happiness has arrived, once a year. look how fresh the beef is, it’s almost alive, dog, look, since april 1st, uncle, you were offended, or something, uncle, it was a joke, so, well, ugh, do you hear, beef, just chew my shoes again , beast, ugh! like this,
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how did you do it? i tied my shoelaces, i learned, yes, lenochka, what do you owe me, that is, are you inviting me to a restaurant? i don’t go to a restaurant with corpses, but what about lyosha, it turned out to be a short conversation, yes, but it’s better to tie a person’s shoelaces, i understand, it’s funnier, okay, let’s go. hi all!
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hero of the occasion, two shots at point-blank range, although it seems to me that one would have been enough, it would have been enough, yes, but his identity has not been established yet, but he was alone in the restaurant, apparently, he rented the entire hall, but something else, probably for two, i don’t know, maybe he had some important date, that means audi, i i told you, i’m telling you, it’s a dumb thing, it’s a mercenary’s friend, but the rich always hire professional killers, you know the hell of them, why didn’t your professional take the cartridges, and the shotgun, a strange choice, well, maybe
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a novice killer, an amateur, like you, in general, either the killers have different shoes, or there were two of them, after all, sometimes killers are hired, i wonder why? lyosha, don’t be stupid, he hired a cheaper contractor, he did all the dirty work, and this one pocketed the difference, business, well, it’s so stupid to run only you, igorya, can do business , only you, igoryonya, this is a strong, normal vestry, really, aren’t you crazy, igoryonya, it’s fattening to sit here, no, you’re not crazy, and are you going to take prints from the cupcake? or what? by the way, it doesn’t matter, there’s a strong vestria, it’s so interesting, it means that the customer i have two killers at once, well, even power of attorney, one came to kill, the second came to kill, well, yes,
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and also killed, the money is flattering, well, yes, so, well, i've eaten, there's nothing to do here. let's go, where are you going, check the cameras first that’s it, you hear, but in general it doesn’t bother anyone, where is all the staff, i’m not interested, don’t shoot, please, quietly, calmly, we’re the police, right? who are you? i, nastya, so, i work here as a waitress, well, we noticed this, we were here during the murder, did we see what happened? no, i didn’t see it, but i heard how he was killed, you knew
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the victim, this is the owner of the restaurant, uh-huh, vadim gursky, he closed the restaurant for the evening for a date, wow, me. i immediately thought so, it’s obvious, who was he on a date with? i have no idea, tell me you can try to remember what actually happened? yes, of course, i helped with the food, and then i came here, took the tray, then these, they, they appeared, after all, there were two people lying down, and i told you that there were two killers. said, i heard voices, but i didn’t hear what they were talking about, and there was also a sound like, what, what, it’s a burp, excuse me, but
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you’re definitely from the police, show me your id, ugh, what a cupcake you are, cupcake, so what's with the sound, as if...
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and reduces the risk of thrombosis and heart attack. cardiomagnine with care for the heart. academy russian television announces the acceptance of applications for participation. what’s dubrovsky’s name, and is he still hanging around, where is he? and how? well, i can’t, i’m just sitting there doing nothing, what’s going on? yes , it looks like a murder, we find the performer, the performer leads us to the customer, classic, help with an identikit, you’ll get off with minimal wages, you’ll give a damn, the officer’s word, who
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is he, the little one drove us, the killer, the suspect in the cell has already been working against us for that time. dolphin, that’s where we’ll get him, new season, today at 20:00 on ntv. so what are we do we have? no, who is it right to say? the victim is businessman vadim gursky. 45 years old, unmarried, financier, well, owns several restaurants, that’s actually...
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you probably just need to find out who had a date with this gursky in his restaurant, if it’s a married lady, just call her husband and that’s it, talk to him,
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yes, but there were two murders, igor, by the way, how do you like the version of the evil siamese twins, worthless weight, lyosha, take a sip of coffee, take a sip, something is wrong, what is not, everything is so, delicious, very tasty burn, as never before, thank you brother, yes, yes, please, for your health, i have gursky’s home address, i’ve already sent it to you, well, without fish, and the address to the fish, we’ll go straight to gursky’s apartment, or first to the office, i’m at the apartment, and schlen is calling, well, yes,
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to talk, i'll talk later, right? and who now? listen, probably take the nesting one and go without me. but that’s right, lesh, and without gnezdilov, i’m like without hands, right? without two, right? come on, i'm nesting outside, well, do you want to get together? and you don’t have hands, right? uncle, then he spoiled him, come on, well done, maksimov, maksimov, how do you like such fun,
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just don’t laugh, have mercy, you unfortunate one! gave, oh, this is already closer, but i ’m telling you, this is very strong news, sorry! this is funny in your opinion, this was funny, it’s not me who is the dog, the dog, yes, uh-huh, uh-huh,
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that too. what a dog, igor, a ram, igor, a ram, what are you hinting at now, i don’t understand, the dog is hinting, the dog cannot hint, and he doesn’t know how to tie his shoelaces, in your opinion. it’s interesting the girls are dancing, wow, wow, wow,
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yeah, i can only tell myself how much all this junk could cost, wow. mirror, igor, what does this have to do with it? so, i'm checking the acoustics of the subspace. oh, subspace, don’t forget to shake it out. come here, come here, quickly. well, why
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, hello, oh so, no, i’m fine, i’m fine, i’ll send you a phone number now, the name is diana, yes, catch it, sent it, try it, please. come on, oh, hello, hello, and as i understand it, you’re not getting a haircut, no, unfortunately, for a manicure, yes, these two are for a pedicure, and yes, there’s the police, there are a couple of questions, yes, girls, leave us, please, thank you, hello, by the way, you about ladik, well, if you are the murdered
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gursky, then yes, have a seat, yes, yes, this is some kind of horror, what a horror, you had a date at his restaurant, so, yes, i was a little late, then i saw this nightmare, from now on in more detail, the thing is that i am a great specialist, the greatest, well, that i saw him dead and a pool of blood under him, what did you do, that you were scared and ran away, but i really ask you, you don’t you say, why take such a risk, girl?
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is nonsense, you missed before, yes, come on guy, yeah, if you hit even one, then i’ll answer does it answer all your questions? and if not, get out of here with your dog, it’s easy, that is, you ’re still on your way, already igor, no, why should i shoot, but please, please, what are you hinting at, to the honor of the department, don’t be smart, now you’ll see you’ll go nuts, i’m sure, igor, it will fly, i ’m aware, launch it, the sight is down, come on, give it, this
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is really impressive, my school, thank you, i haven’t tried it yet, let him try, i’m listening to you, vadim gursky, you know this one, huh ? i was visiting my new friend, she would be happy to confirm my alibi, address, i'm at work, i'm at work, i 'll send it, yeah, very grateful, let's go, let's go, do you hear, chaldean, come on, charge
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la, yes, ah, where are you? oh, hello, hello, well, is there any news, maybe not a lot, why, there are no signets, the cameras in the restaurant are turned off, apparently gursky turned it off himself, so as not to advertise the date, well, logical, by the way, well, nothing in terms of ballistics either no, nothing. gun, there was no light anywhere, there was nothing, hands, yes, okay, this is the last question, for you as the owner, lesha, where is the concept of nemi,
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there is no more question, well, write, if anything, wait, max, he ’s been acting strange lately . so the range of oddities, he ignores me, yeah, he doesn’t answer calls, wow , apparently he’s tired, well, if lyosha is tired, there’s always max, what a blessing that there’s max, seriously, look after him, and what about a small child looking after him? follow him, where does he go, what is he doing, by the way, is he here? fine,
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leshenka, where do you go, who are you with? come on, that’s it, i’m flying, come on, lenchki, i can’t, well, max, well, no.
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peeled off my door and thinks it’s witty, he’s wrong, because a joke is
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when everyone finds it funny, both you and me, and not just me, so the witness said that there were two killers, they were chained, yeah, on in the first place the crime, the waiter also heard the chain, well, now both the moron and i understand, these are labukhi, who are the labukhi, well, musicians, yeah, the song, remember, crumpled with one chain, right? rich people, they often invite labukhs to all sorts of their own events, for funerals, i think so, it means that the labukhs beat them up, but they didn’t pay them, the lampukhi were offended and take harsh revenge, then there was a jealous husband, and here the jealous lapukhi are the labukhi, yes, so these murders are with each other no way, go and close the case thunderously, come on, he was like a carbon copy, yes, that’s right, it doesn’t mean anything to those in the tank? we have a serial murder, that
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is, the killer is syrian, there were two of them, the first syrian, the second egyptian, go loudly, close the case, there is news, so, the second victim, andrei korchinsky, businessman, financier, 43 years old, lena said hello to you, she can’t get through to you, you’re not answering the phone, thank you for the phone call, everything is fine with us. it seems that these murders are somehow connected, yes, if this is not the work of a maniac, why a maniac, well, what if the maniac is not generous, out of envy he goes around and kills the rich, and that, in my opinion, is very strong. igor, lone maniacs, they don’t go in pairs, what are you talking about, and boni is a treasure, and engel, mars and what’s his name, bald with a beard, maksimov, bald with a beard, well, engel,
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auf wiedersehen kollege. what do i have here? so that’s it, it’s good that you’re with us, of course, you ’re nothing at all without me, only here, to each his own, some are waving their hands, some are working like crazy, so let’s eat, and i ’ll cover you in the rear, that’s in this sense, alfiderzen,
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no one goes anywhere until i call for reinforcements, guard. you have gone? come on, lady, comfort zone, and if you ’re waiting for korchinsky, he won’t come. why? and he has a good reason, death. and who will respect him? so i came to you to find out who respected him, man, take him away,
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stop, police. drank some coffee, where you were hanging around, where you all were hanging around, all by myself, everything. myself, i'll back her up, i'll help her, she's in peace, she's in peace, well done, you're becoming a real man,
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what was it that they erased with a bomb with bells, and then this trick with a cucumber, yeah, i liked it, it’s me, these are my jokes, they can’t do shit like that, i really came up with this myself, who the hell is the master of practical jokes, golden a deer for the ninety-seventh year, for the best joke, check it out, by the way, a jew comes to the doctor. and he has a bandage on his leg, who, what, who, who has the brains to take you to work as a cop, golden glory, yes the cuckoo won’t start, he also noticed, of course, why did he negotiate with karchinsky, and i had a small debt to him, i was going to pay him back, but korchinsky called and asked me to give all the money to vasya ignatov, so that he would be silent here,
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vasya ignatov , well, let me tell it to me, don’t let me tell it to me, you take care of the gherkin, here, here, igor. igor, igor, your car, someone is in the forest, igor, yes, i immediately realized that it was not mine, it’s not funny, here’s maximo, it’s not funny, well, yes, nothing yet, our vasily is delayed, he found out something ? i have nothing either, vasily ignatov, 42 years old, no criminal record,
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no connections to crime, clean as an angel. but what then did korchinsky pay this angel for silence? i don’t know , maybe he witnessed something and started blackmailing him, it’s on you, he’s so retarded, no, well, lyosha, everything that’s natural doesn’t come without an orgasm. is there such a stupid ringtone on your keyboard? it’s not funny, maksimov, well, it’s not funny, which is natural, then vasily, well, depending on who asks, they asked to give him the money,
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yes, then i, vasily, igor, give him the money. korchinsky said, what for silence, okay, i’m silent, i’m silent, what, vasya, what, you’re silent, i’m talking about what, are you from the police, or something, give me money, yes, we’re from the police, ogorchinsky is dead, oh, i knew that all this bullshit would not end well, well, since i knew it, run, run, run! so, you follow him, lyosha, you go to the left, i go to the right, everyone follows me, into his cauldron,
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eh! don't just sit there, well done, go for a walk! listen, well, i ’m not involved in business at all, i’m just renting out the house to him , everything, in more detail, i don’t know what they they didn’t share it there, but karchenski keeps two men there on a chain, ugh, why, i’m saying that i don’t know where the house is, tell me, i’ll tell you, of course, no problem, well then get up, taxi,
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catch a taxi or something, maxim, what on, oh, come on, put it on, delete it, these sounds dishonor the honor of the sublicians, igor, even a dog can handle it, of course, a dog, yes, yeah, look, no smartphone, no renkton, yes, i could do it myself, yes, well, come on, surprise me, you know how much it costs, yes, yes, lyosha, lyosha, here igor snatches the phone, go, go, go, that means the locks, lyosha, shit, maybe shit, no, no, shit, shit, you know better, the door is knocked out from the start, like from a bush, the camera is looking at the wall, and not at
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the door, why do you have a camera looking at the wall, and not at the door? so, in general, lesh, igor won’t take the apartment, but my house is cleaner, but this is not a fact, a fact, a fact, you’re not swearing, it’s true, that’s all, they came, or something, yes, but where are the hostages promised, and they were chained here, to a hole, but no, to the wall, maybe they escaped, get out of here, that’s right, how lame they were chained, how lame they were tortured, uh-huh, and so gursky and korchinsky, they are businessmen, not bandits, uh -huh, they tortured them as best they could, well, yes, hear, hear, interesting, i hear, hear, an interesting expression,
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they tortured them as best they could, what’s there? “what do you have here, look you have here, they’re the same ones that were at the crime scene, well, everything is clear to me and the moron, of course.” they killed them, well, stupider, i didn’t hear that, but what is this? igor, igor, igor, be careful, there is anti-vandal protection. who?
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hatched on me, go where you were going, this one there too, and you hatched, blue again i came to work, you hear, this blue, armerel humor is so-so, you know, it’s funny only to you, probably alone, i understand that with the arrival of the avatar, my dialogue is over, all you do is twitch, you’re afraid that he’ll prank you again, whether? yes, so don't be afraid, no one he’s not going to play a prank on you, everything has already been played out before us, you’re talking about the shirt on the paint, so it’s not my fault, it’s who’s to blame, he didn’t warn me, you didn’t warn me, well, it’s pointless, it doesn’t look at all in the mirror, do you actually look like yourself in the mirror? yes, well, well, give it here, you take it yourself, oops, oops, oops, i think i got into
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something, i didn’t understand, it’s just that there are too many sweets, well guys, well, what are you, what are you, well separate me or something, finally, well, pull him off already, lyosha, come on, bacchante, you from behind, just be careful, i beg you very much, non-official, come on, get yourself in trouble, congratulations to igor, now you are being disrespectful, sons with a muzzle, freaks, flying with a gait, well, to the point, it is clear that krutov and mogilin are swindlers, but they are. not a murderer, a leshnik, they were chained, tortured, they took revenge, you know, they killed their offenders, and there will be
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fewer murders, um, this is just bad, so, so, so, now we’ll saw through the chains, what the hell, that’s it. is there something there, you said that no one knows. i'll cover it quickly, start the car, eat, eat.
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somehow once, we know who you are, igor, quietly, yes. i realized that our chained men had a firefight, one was wounded, so they managed to take him, he’s sitting in the interrogation room, look, now wait, wait for me, i’ll finish, no, look, what are you, it was better, oh well, okay, oh, lyosha, you understand a lot. what were you doing in the garages? well, you
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got shot there, right? there won't be a conversation, right? well, if you don’t want to say it in a good way, igor, i’m done, i give up, accept it, just be more careful, okay, not to the fullest, he’s a wounded man after all, you see, it’s good for you to rest. wait, i'm just a cleaner, two businessmen, korchinsky and gursky, hired a killer, so that he, but solved an urgent issue,
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so that he killed two escaped swindlers, yes, but i didn’t kill, i’m just removing the evidence, that’s all, so, where then am i? killer, he went after them, where he went, i don’t know, so come on, well done, learn to work, he didn’t even say a word, thank you, igor nikolaevna, good luck. scary man, come here!
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clamp the chain, let's drink! what an interesting reaction there was just now, lesh, what is this? i want to ask you, what are you hiding? nothing, nothing, and if i find it, what happened anyway? reported a shootout in an abandoned factory. oh, here's my chance. igor, calm down, what is it? igor, don’t, igor, igor, i’ll leave you free from sin, give it back,
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i know how, i can, you can shoot your own face off, it’s none of your business, give it back, it’s mine, okay, but do you have any cartridges, no, well, take mine cartridges, come on, look, this is shit, yes, explosive, igor, oh, here, thank you for this, what else are you doing to yourself? thank you, lesh, where are you going, then, lenochka, then, hello, elena nikolaevna, you are magnificent, you too, i know. kindergarten,
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that you began to lose your i'm interested, so you decided with me... no, well, you saw, she threw a tantrum, just like in a book, i need to read it, i’ll throw hysterics at myself,
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look, i’m a mess. oops, oops, what's the difference, silence, but i turned off your coca-colas, the dog told you what it had to do with it, he figured it out himself, well done, yours, of course, is a rag that runs and rumbles, you should have straightened it out somehow, thank you for the advice, kind, i can give you another one, come on, you are good with your jokes, your army morons, joke with me, because i will defeat you anyway, you understand that? tigor, let's.
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the elite of the armed forces, the border guards , are celebrating their professional holiday today. the collapse of the economy and the discontent of voters, will a good face against a bad performance help the british prime minister in the upcoming elections? well, also ilya lyadvin and maxim berezlin in the situation and avdeevsky directions of the special operation. army mistake what did you mean israeli prime minister netanyaho where the roads in russia lead to lovers of car tourism. this is the program today in the studio of dmitry zaboistoy. hello. in russia, today is border guard day, a professional holiday
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