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that's it, thank you for being with us, all the best and see you! hello , i, evgenia neronskaya, will tell you about the weather for tomorrow. summer is already on the doorstep, the weather in the far east is appropriate. temperatures are rapidly catching up, and it will become noticeably warmer throughout the region. as for precipitation, there will be thunderstorms in places in the northern baikal region, rainy in the south of kamchatka and primorye, and wet snow in places in chukotka. we have. remains in the forecast for eastern siberia from yamal to the central regions. in the south of the western half mostly without precipitation, this is favored by an anticyclone from the south, it will also bring a slight warming in yekaterinburg, tyumen in chelyabinsk up to +15-20, not much, but still the urals and siberia are still at the epicenter of an abnormally cold air mass. the european territory has already forgotten about the cold weather, preparations for summer are in full swing, a wave of warm air from the caspian region, where now... 32-37 is spreading throughout the entire central
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zone. along the way, the degrees are, of course, lost. the northwest will get only 20-25°. thunderstorms will occur in the skov and novgorod regions in the south of karelia. in kaliningrad areas light rain. large temperature contrasts in the volga region. in izheevsk during the day it is about +20, in saratov up to 32. but the hottest weather this time is in chechnya, there up to 36. in crimea on the coast of the krasnodar territory it is 25:30. in the capitals, rain and thunderstorms are not excluded tomorrow, in st. petersburg in the afternoon 27, in moscow 29. version three, the wife kicked me out, well, not that she kicked me out, unreasonable jealousy, it destroys human relationships, well, tell me, i’m this trash... i’m throwing him out of here, and you and the dog
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are rushing him back, or something, tell me, i won’t be long, this is until the storm subsides, not for long, that ’s exactly why, the right question, i dropped by lyubka with pepper for salt in the neighborhood, for the whole night, so what are you talking about, where am i where all night for half an hour, which is seven times a a week, clearly, just like that, well, the shop stopped by and found it in no uncertain terms? the storm will not subside or until i find a new woman, well, or the desk will not find a new one , our office has started up, nothing, it’s for now the captain, that who is the new captain’s desk, but no need, 2 weeks, 2 weeks, she’ll bring me back, such like i don't fight, it's clear unlike people like... like you, of course, since they didn’t
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abandon you, take your coins and where did you get it, where did you take it, and collected your coins for the exit, i said i won’t be long, wackanhunk, there is something, well, there are onions, potatoes , belishi, why haven't you ever been on a train, but let's... say, what an amazing rug, this is a gift, or do you want to move in with me, where did you put it, hello, day, where is the monster, uh, where am i examined the bodies, it’s commendable, len, he knows that it’s yours... everyone died at different
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times, they died violently, everyone had extreme degree of exhaustion, alcoholism, drug addiction, uh-huh, and in our last victims, 32 non-numerical people penetrating weapons in the database, they lived to see the homeless wars already, by the way, about homeless people, nezdilov is now also a homeless person, i heard he was kicked out of the house, i heard correctly, axis, it 's good that i didn't get married. then they would have kicked you out for the second time, and you maksimov won’t even get married, why is that, and your house is a mess, you can’t bring a decent girl there, well, don’t need dirt, i made a general cloak, threw out all the rubbish, so lenochka, invite me, please, i'm waiting, well, pray to god that i'm with i didn’t make the wrong choice, of course, this is a marriageable groom, so come in. ham, igor, what are you
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doing here, right there. claudia begs you to come home, no, bye, bye, phew, yes , oh, hi, igor, hi, listen, maybe you can help her a little, igor, get on your knees, call first, yes, of course, not yet enough, let him suffer. this is such a method, decoration with rafters, oh, this must be painful, no matter what you are talking about, don’t continue, the body of the second victim was identified, this is sergei naryshkin, nicknamed narco, and gold
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i drank when i was a teenager, then i started taking drugs, my wife left me, i lived alone, well, that’s okay, it doesn’t remind me of anyone, i drank, my wife left me, igor.
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the huckster is the one who pushed drugs to him, now you’re trolling me, tell me, no, i honestly don’t know, oh, if i tell you where they’ll definitely kill me, well, i’m closer, you know, if you want, i’ll give you confidence, early response. igor, this figus of yours attracts more attention than your hat, my, my figus needs bright air and fresh sun, in this area there is neither one nor the other, why don’t you come here with this rubbish, even carry all sorts of rubbish, come out. so where? who? who? where is your boriga? what do you
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think, is he sitting there extracting everyone? drugs, fresh drugs, approaching drugs. do you think i'm a moron? yes, igor. well, that's enough. i know for sure that they should be black and in gold chains. i 've seen this 100 times in movies. well, that's right, okay? it will turn black if there is no sun again. i already have my hands, i'm letting go. we need to ask the local population for help. oh, grandfather igor. no one has met anyone for 300 years, you have to submit an advertisement, what kind of marriage, let’s figure it out, grandpa, grandpa , can you tell me where your dealers sell drugs, he’s so good, you’re crazy, you’re a complete fool, i’m from the police, good job, oops, i realized how i gave it to you on a silver platter with a little blue fagot, finish it now. agency, advertisement, quiet, quiet, where are you going,
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i can’t go there, no, i’m definitely allowed, no one is allowed, privately, in fact , there are no questions to the owner, only to a particular one, a young, promising man at the dawn of his strength, yes, physique, ready to rush towards a new relationship. and igor, igor, call someone to help me, now a second, can’t you see, i’m busy, write it down, a second, uh, now the caller is ashamed, hiccup, ashamed, keeping, you yourself
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details on the website tefi.ru. i don't remember i told you that these murders are connected. so i was just telling you about this. damn happiness. so. come on, get up your asses and free up some space for me. from which one? what date, what date, and here the number one contender comes to me, fell for my marriage renewal, we ’re trying to investigate a double murder, don’t you mind? i don’t mind, double, well, just the two of you in the corridor and investigate, no, igor, either the three of us will investigate your first, or you and your things are on your way out, it’s busy, busy, busy? come in freely , please come in, good afternoon, hello, hello, i’m coming to you according to the announcement, we are waiting for you, it’s you who came to me, take a seat, it’s
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you who came to me according to the announcement, yes, we’re already at home, we’ve already been waiting for you, we’ve been waiting for you , strange, you chose a place, don’t say for the first date, you just need to imitate a woman right from the very beginning, as they say, like... electric shock, but what is this? this is just my hat, the hat is just mine, and this is our evidence, we are drying the evidence, we have a wet murder it's called business, that's what it is, but i thought it was for photography, my first husband was a photographer, but we were separated by a jar of fixative in the refrigerator, and this is your first husband... your second husband went out the window to walk the dog, the dog out the window, funny funny,
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considering that we didn’t have a dog, the third third was, of course, igor, but what about without a third? in general, that’s why no one wants to communicate with me, they call me a black widow, they say that i bring misfortune, so all three of your husbands died, no, no, what are you, all four died, igor, yes, where are you from? you know, huh? in the reports it was, but what does this change something, igor, or did you chicken out, who, who
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chickened out, where is gnizdilov and where is the fear, where, listen, honey, i will definitely call you, definitely, as soon as i serve 15 years for murder my previous wife, well , i’ll rewind the tag and... excellent widow, go to hell, yours, igor, yeah, fifth, what? sixth, seventh,
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hello, hello, police, hello, we're talking about your ex- husband, come in, come in, you're tired, how is everything with you, when? last seen ex 3 years ago on the day of the riot, and that they ran away with him, to put it mildly, he indulged in excess, like you, yes, he drank like a black man, yes, yes, and you abandoned him, yes, you abandoned him, yes, we are with him to the last they were treated with it, they became addicted to drugs, of course, the child huckster, who supplied your husband with drugs, called you,
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i’ll think about it, what’s there to think about, there’s nothing to think about, it’s harmful to think, your chosen one may be just one jump away, you need a profitable, handsome husband , you’re right, but i ’ve been divorced for so long, yes, i’m kind of like that too, no, i’m not his, i’m not his, i didn’t mean him, he has an apartment and he has a dog. yes,
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someone only has a ficus tree, oh, look, a naked woman, look, quickly, tell me, your husband had enemies, no, no enemies, no friends, not women, there weren’t even women, the trouble is, it’s not me i understand that women are so attracted to you that you should start a home for yourself too. i’m an animal, you see, the dog is appreciating me, but what does it have to do with it? it’s just that women see in your impudent gaze your big, square ones, now you’re bohtanok, why are they square, but how do i know, why do you have large square meters of your apartment, vaktank, come in, where you go, your new grandfather is waiting for you, just
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like that, vindali like... i have an unprecedented dump, yes, klava will still wish that she kicked me out, of course , what, what, what, what, i’ll ask the extra ones to hang themselves, igor, i’ll be as silent as peas against a wall, for sure, and i’m going to the master class, to the master class, okay, in 2 seconds, after me, come on, yes, lenochka. no, i can’t now, len, well, in 15, well , tell me, where are you going without me, i’ll tell you i’ll tell you later, no, you’ll tell klavya, i can make a video for you, you’ll shoot a video for klavya, come here, hello,
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hello, i came through an advertisement, i came. to get acquainted with my bright, cultural, original personality, self-existent - it ’s like being alone, the ad states that you are not satisfied with your gender, absolutely, absolutely my gender does not suit me, i hesitated to sleep on the floor, well, we are adults, let’s move on straight to sex, no, to yours, to your zhel area, zhel area? and the advert contains a wonderful apartment, yes, but you have so many books, why? we’ll devour it, we’ll devour the books, we’ll hand it over to the molukatur, and there’s also a dog, we’ll burn the dog, we’ll hand it over to a chinese restaurant for the vietnamese, it didn’t work, a bacchante, that’s it, no master classes, that’s it, don’t bother me with building my personal life, you don’t understand yet that she is hunting for your living space, you are a greedy mercantile creature, i am crap about
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such a dream. i warned you, so i’m warning you too, if you interfere, i will live forever in this office at your table, i will wash my feet there, sleep, eat and fry herring. powers of attorney for the apartment, powers of attorney, yours, mine, and mine yours, as a sign of our extreme closeness, calling to me, it’s somehow strange,
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oh, lord, i, i’m ready for anything, where, what, here you go, ah now, now, now turn it off. light, i'm shy, hi, oh, i'm sorry, well, did anyone fall for the ad? oh, of course, one inconsolable widow came, and grief. well , that’s right, there’s no need to rush, it’s dangerous to make a mistake in such matters, especially the second time, i absolutely agree with you, we have something on the case, well, all the bodies are from the forest
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the cemeteries were identified, everyone was killed, each of them sold an apartment shortly before their death, moreover, the deal was formalized by the same notary, well... so we went, absolutely, i agree, igor, what, are you not alone here, or something, alone, then i’ll turn on the light, it’s not necessary, it’s late, oh, i shouldn’t have, but i really shouldn’t have, let everyone watch how we work, yes igor. “please tell me, dear, you don’t need to go to the notary right now, you don’t need it right now, you don’t need it, thank god, otherwise we’re going to interrogate him already, yes, let’s do it without me this time, otherwise i have no business being a child, yeah, and
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where is your fiancee, she put me on the spot, and deceived me, oh, she stole the power of attorney for the apartment and ran away" well, why should you worry - well, you don’t have an apartment? yes, i don’t have to worry, you need to worry, you don’t have one, i wrote a trustee for yours, well, that’s not the worst thing, she stole the clothes too, yeah, guess what ? i swept everything, i swept everything, bitch, i didn’t even leave my panties behind, listen, how you got me, honestly, this rug alone is too much for me. who came from nowhere, the other is making a power of attorney for someone else’s apartment, degenerate, phenomenal, boor, i don’t have spare panties, a redneck, so uncle, that means i’m going to
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yes. uh-huh, indeed, i executed these transactions, everything was legal, you just understand, that all the owners of the sold apartments were all killed immediately after the transaction was completed, so what is the question, do you suspect me? and you seriously don’t see the connection between the sale of the apartment and the murder. are you married? what turn of events in the divorce, and what? great. do you think? do you have questions for zaks? but no, i just have the least number of questions, right? so
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the notary only checks documents and certifies transactions? everything, yes, it got there, sorry, stupid. there is a suspicion that the transactions were not entirely voluntary, that is, you do you think that i beat someone here, and you beat someone here? no, no one was beaten or scared here, thank god, the documents were in order, and if you have any more questions, no, no more, please invite me with a summons, okay, goodbye, goodbye.
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is this like a sabotage of a police car, but you saw and did nothing, or is it your business, don’t let me? god, i’ll know that you did it, i’ll know by your teeth, i understand, why, i’m bright, i’m handsome, i’m cheerful, well, i’m lush, here, i’m spoiling cherries, i’m tomato, raul, the trousers will be here for the winter, yeah, that's it, don't be full, you'll soon get used to it, and come on, laurel, you won't be able to live without me, god, this is a dead end, well, then we'll act according to the old proven method, this is according to what, catching a tenant, and this is like, well, when we dress
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you up as a homeless person, you will run around the city and say that you have large square meters, yeah, all you have to do is wait. the one who will come to push these meters, yeah, who will pretend to be a homeless person, of course you, igor, from what? you'll start from today you have to work off living space, but you don’t need to play and don’t need anything, you’re already homeless, and i don’t have anything to wear, well, that’s okay, four silent guys from the morgue promised to share with you, who is what? maybe you're the fifth, remember? yes, yes, go, you, let's go, ahta, let's go, i'll throw out some water.
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what, what, i’m just thinking, how for... you put the saw back in place, put the saw back in place, your mouth has too many limbs, you’re crazy, shut it, shut your mouth, oh, lenka, well, it’ll hurt, it’ll hurt when i i’ll start tearing off, oh, that’s right, booze, vodka, yes, you need to drink this, this, well, this is for camouflage, this is for external use, igor, of course, i was betting on something else, what exactly homeless people smell like, well, exactly, i think he needs to come up with some kind of incentive, it’s loud, yes, a rattle needed,
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nest, it's too recognizable, yes, uh-huh, diphenhydramine, demidrol, sucks, now you're going to suck, shows your whole essence, yes, that means ordinary homeless everyday life, rummaging through the garbage, attracting attention, telling everyone about... not ate, remembered, whistle, dmit,
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last, yum-yum, what are you doing again, give it here, get out of here and onto your new bed. comrade, why are you burping and burping, intelligent people live here. me in the car with kochak or anti bezokh, a bunch of people,
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yeah, we’re drinking, our dear man, light and a lot of glory, a good day and a lot of bread, as if life had ended right, now, now, now, now. swaying to the ghouls, it’s famously said, yes, yes, who said, brodsky, brodsky, he’ll be with you, no, already, already, already there, oh, no fucking way, fuck it, i also have one friend, narco, his name is. somewhere he's rubbing against you, haven't you heard of this, be careful, because yesterday one bad person
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i have a power of attorney and two goblins with huge guns, hello, gnezdilov, what are you doing in maksimov’s apartment? klava, klavochka, how did you know that he was here, maksimov said.
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“i didn’t ask about the shots, i hear women’s voices, klava, i gave one apartment to different women, but this is not what you thought, what you said about the apartment, forget about the apartment, it’s not ours, it’s mine, it’s mine, you bastard, you gave my apartment to these, without an apartment”? glory appears, i’m not a male, hi igor, hi, i haven’t had so much fun in a long time. reminiscent of wrestling
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people often become victims of dog attacks, so it is important to know the signs of increased aggression in animals, flattened ears, a gaze, a guttural growl, a pose that indicates readiness. to the jump, come on, sit down, fuck off, fuck off, i, who did i tell you, fuck off, get away from me, come on, come to me, your dog is aggressively upset, fuck off, whoever you told him to, ears pinned to a guttural roar - these are obvious ghosts of aggression, and what is this, is this zhanna lopatina, yours or what? wife of the deceased, yes, yes, what are you doing, how can you do this,
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these same creatures killed your husband, everything is fine, i’m not afraid of dogs, i’m still in shock that our dogs attacked kostya, yes, i’m also in shock, what’s on the bone, by the way, haven’t you noticed in your dogs , a close look at the wrung-out ears, or are there different postures that would indicate readiness for an attack, will the dogs have to be put to sleep? yes, no, no, igor nikolaevich, no, no, someone injected your dogs with a drug that increases aggression, but now it’s no longer scary, your husband couldn’t have accidentally mixed up the drugs, no, yes in principle, we don’t have such drugs in the house, yeah, tell me, who do you think could have given the injection, but i think i know, german,
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m, queen of spades, german, prokofiev, and the composer, a veterinarian, he looked after our dogs, and two weeks ago kostya fired him, for which kostya fired him, huh? it turned out that he was in prison. well, where can we look for this hermann and composer, your good dog, ours! hermann prakofiev, why are we sitting here? if you want to be a better nester,
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yes, get rid of your flea bitch, lopatin’s murder, well, i heard it on the news, but i don’t know about it yet, i quit my job a long time ago, i was fired, oh, yes, i beg you, well, stealing dog food is not murder, so why did he run then , i sell stray dogs to suckers under the guise of purebred, purebred dogs, well, this is not a crime, this is a humanitarian mission, in
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the end stray dogs are found. sednafen was found in the blood of dogs, i did not i know what it is, well, give it to your dog, yes, and you ’ll talk here behind bars, wait, wait, wait, well , don’t, take it, he’ll eat me, but take care of it, i ’ll tell you everything, talk, well, i admit, about i knew the drug and stole the food. i was in prison, but i didn’t kill lopatin, and his wife pointed at you, but you believe this witch more, she hated him and generally cuckolded him regularly, that’s it, you goat, fuck you, think about it, he said to chain me, yourself to the fence, like the dog will take it for itself, and you
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well, what if it happens, igor, a sleepless man, i don’t care, he exchanged a fur coat from a thief, now all the dogs are afraid of me, germaney, he gave me a sour discount for a joke on the fence, interesting wolves came from a rabbit. dogs love rabbit meat, they grab you by the neck, fracture of the vertebrae, death, yes, that peepul under your tongue is a rectal outcome, and don’t envy me, the mourning didn’t last long,
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hello, so what now? arrest me for being happy? well, of course, you now have complete freedom, lover, right next door, and money from a rich husband just arrived, you know, you have to be so openly jealous. honey, wait for the car for me. do me a favor. lopaten was a rare asshole and he constantly cheated on me, but he to me at all. i left it, you can check it out, but you have no reason to detain me, well, let’s admit it, or croak, nice fur coat, my grandmother had the same one, these are not your grandmothers, they came in vain, she has no motive, well, in vain well, at least we feed the dog, what?
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run, rabbit, things weren’t going well for this lopatin, look, the tax office gave him a fine, i think that’s what ruined him, do they think that his wife managed it a little earlier? i didn’t understand why the hell this would be done on my chair, but let’s bend it onto the floor of your cable. can you hear you, come on, get some sleep, get some sleep, i told you, that’s it, that’s what it wasn’t, you see how i’m glaring, he hates you for your cheburek, and so,
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why is he living on me , well, pretend to be dead , dog. well, you must admit, maybe she didn’t have a motive, until she didn’t, lesh, why are we lying, let’s blow ourselves up, hold your dog,
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i’ll give him a reassuring blow, can’t you see that he’s not unstable, he’s he’s nervous, he’s at the end in the end, he’ll take something and bite something off from someone, so come on, get your ass over here, what? what such that it’s not bad, by the way, about corpses, find 10 differences, it seems like we don’t have a lopatin in the morgue. the photo was taken 2-3 days before his death, well, it’s very similar, it’s not surprising that the wife was mistaken, i mean, well, i mean, they’re really very similar, if not for the details, and if it’s not
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bottle, igor, well, the main thing is that it doesn’t smell like a beaver, calm down, now you ’re talking to me, i don’t understand, your friend seems to have fainted. let’s open the coffin, open it, open it, but where is uncle, i don’t know, no, i sold him, what, what did you do? i sold a new life to the fund, can you imagine, lesh,
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what’s going on in the world, people are selling their uncles’ funds, it’s the end of the world, that’s how i get money they offered, i sold it, and the money, listen, new life is a fund where lopatin transferred all his money, so let’s visit this fund, huh? maybe we’ll push the nest over there for money, hello, what a beautiful dog, yes, and you’re fine too, but for some reason we’re here about murder. yes, this is some kind of joke. do you know konstantin lopatin? lopatin,
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a wonderful nanny left, after a serious illness, actress anastasia zavrotnyuk died. they hit the target exactly; in the southern donetsk direction our attack aircraft are supported by heavy flamethrower systems. aggravation in taiwan, what could the tension around the island lead to and how does beijing react to the situation? the main thing. at this moment in the studio ilya fedorovtsev. hello. anastasia passed away today zavorotnyuk, the actress passed away after a serious, long-term illness, which she had been fighting for the last time.

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