tv Stroika NTV June 28, 2024 3:05am-3:56am MSK
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houses were built exactly like this: the first floor is made of stone for utility rooms, the second floor is wooden for living quarters, let's do the same, like the first floor is made of stone, the second floor is wooden, exactly, the roof is made of reeds, young man, be quieter please excuse me, you know that we what's wrong, no matter how you look. the joy is not hidden, you and i, me and you, we are living day after day, the best house, the house of dreams, the sun squints our eyes, everything is going well for us, the tree is blooming, the son is growing, we are building a house, throw it away.
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it’s done in a week, i can wait, she can too, maybe you can give me the money for all this? katya, katyusha, okay, as soon as the opportunity arises, we will definitely talk, which means, look, you come in with a fangu and cut her off the road to the greenery. it’s clear what happened, but my neighbor’s hobbyist breeds rare chickens, well, we caught two, we’ve been talking about this for half an hour, so look, let’s go, i don’t know what difference it makes, the count is 1 2 3 you pounce on him, but make sure that no don't talk about one feather, 1 2 3, come on, come on, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, come here, come here, come here, my good girl, got excited. my girl,
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my girl, she got excited, i ’ve said so many times, go get some water, cover your neck tighter, well, by the way, this is for water, no, no, i don’t take it from my hands, it’s a bad omen, put it on the ground and press down the stone, oh, raisin, i’m from behind, don’t swear at me, pick me up, i say, put it here , come on, come on, oh, how beautiful, here, this pano, what kind of breed is this, a white arpington, yes, i brought it from belarus, yeah, we’ll breed it, wow, how cool, and you still have it, of course, let’s go, i’ll show you, let’s go, i’m just in time for them now feed, i have everything minute by minute, everything is written down right there, what he got with his white parrots, well, yes, you have fun here, well but here, everything is according to plan, of course, we have almost completed the first floor.
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it’s time to lay the ceiling, a crane is needed, yes, a crane, preferably thirty two-ton slabs, yeah, oh, bad guys, right? the door was not closed, and you, oh, ran away, come on, blow, come here, come, show yourself, show yourself, how, this is my sultan, rooster, sultan, yes, what are you, look, he has a harem, yes, after all, every girl needs to be served, yes, nothing, but he won’t bend from such loads, on your tongue, what are you, well, i think he’ll soon become both meat and egg, will provide for the whole village, you ’ll still take it from me, of course we will, i’m generally for everything natural, that’s right, well done, well done, they’re trying to persuade maxim to build a second floor out of wood, but he’s against it. why? well, it’s expensive, he says, it’s expensive, the time-honored one will reveal the secret. every citizen who builds a house has the right to 150 cubic meters of free timber. come on, that's what i did. so, i went to
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the forest office and wrote a paper. i'm going to the plot. that's all. for free. of course, it's free. why should we do this? of course, do 150 for you, ho, that's enough for three. no, well, it's late. we already bought the blocks, these are these or something, uh-huh, lord, these are the blocks, the guys told me that you have something in them, 40 rubles, 40 rubles, katya builds only from wood, resin, okay, well if i buy something from you cheaply, that’s right, 40, and i’ll pay 30, okay, i need to discuss it with my husband, okay, the man is yours, oh, well, i’ll go, goodbye, thank you, come on, come on, and 30 , this... is it true that there is such a law? yes, but not in all regions, in ours it is. marvelous. how can i get permission? you collect documents, submit an application to the forestry department, and take everything from the forest. no, no, it can’t be
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that simple. i told her the same thing. can you imagine what i just found out? you and i are supposed to. no, wait, you wanted to see the forest, here is the forest, this is not a forest, these are some pieces of paper, frosts, have a conscience, your pregnant wife stood in a bunch of lines to get this permit, well, everyone is having fun as best they can, i didn’t force you, listen, we just have to go pick up our forest for free, yeah,
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everything in our country is free, both education and medicine, you promised, katya... well, 100%, well , we’ll come there, they’ll show us the bushes, they’ll say, here’s your forest, it hasn’t grown yet, come back in 20 years, no, not even like that, we’ll come, but there's a clearing there, excuse me, but last year there was a fire, it was here, it was here that the fire started, and they cut everything down, sawed it down, sawed it down among themselves, okay, i understood everything, please forgive me for bothering you, you're right, certainly. you can’t worry now, overexert yourself, your wife is pregnant, i ’ll go to the forest myself, yes, please, just promise me that if i’m suddenly brutally raped by some perverted mushroom pickers there, you’ll love me as before, hello, yul, hello, how are you, i wanted to invite you
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to join me tomorrow, clothing forum, jeans boots, let’s go to the forest , we need a jeep, what kind of jeep, max, no, max can’t, his legs are gone, yes, along with his head, well , can you imagine, such a rare disease, i ’m kidding, i’m kidding, he’s just busy, yes, tell me, can you come early, about eight o'clock, uh-huh, thank you, not katya morozova, nor yulia granovskaya, and especially not maxim. morozov , no one is going anywhere, morozov, what have you done, you’ve gone crazy, what a bastard, by the way, i was cleaning this morning,
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it was a copy, sweep up after yourself, i should have left earlier. home, he had already left there, then he called me from training and said: i’m already at training, take me there, i ’m off. there was such a traffic jam that started to go around in the oncoming lane, the cops stopped me, i probably stood with them for 40 minutes, well, it was necessary not to leave and nothing would have changed at all, max, no one forced you should we go, turn the stove down or something will fry, but do they even know that we are going? oh, sorry, max, i forgot to call the forest, can you remember what kind of telephone they have in the forest, the telephone is near the forest, funny, great, our weather is great, just right...
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like a pregnant woman, maybe you're carrying the baby to term , but no, at the end you have to strain yourself, you ’re afraid you won’t be able to cope, guys, i envy you so much, you have such a vibrant relationship, leia and i never quarrel at all, i already provoked him, he completely ignored me, maybe he not loves? oh, my favorite song, sunny day, orange flux, ore heat, master heat, where are you now, just not with me, here.
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we’ll find the way, how can you find something that doesn’t exist, but don’t be afraid, you’re a non-road vehicle, but we ’re stuck, but we shouldn’t, there’s all- wheel drive, ilya says, this is not a car, but a lunar rover. so now we’ll step on the gas and one more time, all the girls have arrived, we’re taking out sun loungers, umbrellas and sunscreen, by chance they didn’t give you a reminder there at the local hospital on how to pull out an suv with the help of a plantain. a no, it feels like i was just waiting for this, are you happy now? i'm happy, i'm happy that as long as my wife doesn't end up in a puddle, in our case, no. who will solve this problem now? let me call ilya,
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he will decide everything, sit in the car. doesn’t catch at all, go ahead, go quickly, the sun has forgotten, there are hours at home, on the phone to ask for forgiveness, today tomorrow morning, tomorrow morning again until the morning, heat, heat, hot sun, big town. max, how did you spend your weekend? normally, in the forest under the snow, granovscu first pulled the car out of the hole, not
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pulled it out, then walked 10 km to the highway, hitched a ride for an hour, didn’t catch it, then found a tractor in some village, it was fun, what about you, and we gathered at the branch, drank beer and fish, watched football, took a steam bath in the bathhouse, it’s boring that it’s taking so long, we’ve only just been here. they were insanely expensive and they bring us a caterpillar for leaves, it’s not really very expensive, and i ask them, do i have a leaf or a caterpillar, i don’t understand, what are you doing, god help me, that’s it, the keys have arrived, come on, what are you doing? , they are huge, beard?
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someone help me, how do they live here? there is no one lock. hello, we got lost, there are maniacs, cannibals, they wanted to kill us, yes, yes, what are you talking about, but we didn’t have any dishonor from rejoice, but... okay, they saw us, the women, they got scared, and then you ran, just like that on the contrary, i ran to calm them down, and then i saw the house, took them there to calm them down, but why was i waving the poker like that, shouting about the military department at the institute, about these connections in the ministry of health,
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well, look. beauty, i tore my favorite jeans, let me mend them like this, oh, thank you seraphima, yes, and you’ve been living here for a long time, a long time we live all our lives, my great-grandfather, now the cadres have escaped, so he settled here, we had a large community, but everyone moved to the city, yeah, why are you here, and we were going to the plot behind the forest, we are building a house, oh, a house coming out of the forest is good, arkhip, but the guests need to wash themselves, otherwise they ’ve been running away from you, oh, no, thank you, we should get a car, but we’ll go home, it won’t work out today, i’ll stay with us for the night, here’s katerina tomorrow i’ll take you away, and they’ll bring grigory uaz and drag you away, it’s somehow inconvenient, it’s inconvenient for the russian national football team, but
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we're guests at the entrance, we're all welcome, let him be nervous, at least he remembers that he has a wife , yes, listen, and to be honest, i dream about a soul all day, no question, this building with a chimney, isn't it a bathhouse, such a bathhouse , and there the women are washing, and here we are... well, that means they will be there, yes, they’re just worried about them, so everything, everything is fine, i understand, wow, good,
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ah, it’s so fresh here now. okay, okay, that’s it, i’m already clean and fine, but is the plot far from you? and so you almost didn’t get there, and are you planning to install the pipe? well, not really, we have a second floor made of wood, well , firstly, we are not building anything yet, it’s not clear at all whether this forest exists or isn’t there, secondly, even if purely theoretically, it is there, who cares? this will be done, now there are normal wood craftsmen, well, during the day
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with fire, yes, there are few normal ones nowadays, well , good ones in general? no, only grishka and i are left, are you sure you’re serious, are you masters? well, this is how we live, and this house is yours, and this one, and grishkin, and bathhouse, that’s it, these are men, wait, what, what, i’ll show you, what, lead! me too i want one for my home, max, well, say something, it’s very beautiful, yeah, let’s take a selfie, who, what, yulia wants to take a picture, let’s get up, let’s run, max, you were the best. weekends for
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the last 2 years, yeah, who do you think their dumplings come from, maybe from tourists like us, you understand that this is fate, if we weren’t stuck here, we would never have met these in our lives wonderful people who will build us the best second floor in the world, wow, such a fort, not me, but us, well, we! where do we put these blocks? already have a buyer? did you hear that it's an owl? no, i think it's an owl. it screams differently, damn it, maybe the fox, the fox doesn’t scream at all, in my opinion, ah, mommies, ah, you can hear how
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what is the next one, this is all, how is this all, there was so much forest there, woman, well, you and i agreed that we would start with 150 cubic meters of standing timber, after processing there are 70 left, you don’t have money? with us you count with the forest, so? do the math for yourself, 20 cubic meters for cutting, 15 for processing, loading, unloading, transportation -15, the rest is yours, good luck, contact me and you can smell it. smell what 100 cubic meters of free forest smells like. this is just some kind of crap. and i
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imagine how i wake up in our bedroom, pull myself up, open my eyes, there are no walls, no roof, nothing at all, but everything is free. well, please don’t, i understand that it’s my fault. you, it’s not your fault, i’m serious now, it’s my fault. in 10 years of my life i should have understood and already learned that you you can’t give a single chance, you’ve screwed up the neck, look at the game in the neck, where you go all the time sitting with your little crest, mikhailych, great, good afternoon, mikhailych, i’m sorry, nothing will work with the blocks, i ’ll return your money tomorrow, yeah, master. yeah, i just don’t remember, now on the market they are, in my opinion, 100 rubles each. per piece, yes, something i just didn’t understand the arithmetic, what i didn’t understand, i
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gave you 30 the day before yesterday, well, i bought it from you because i needed it, well, well, i’m a simple person, i’m a pensioner , i'm poor, so if you need it, take it for 100 rubles. right, i said, right, i said, that one is a bastard, but the first one is only. well, the last time we talked, you wished us good luck, career growth and a generous customer, yeah,
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health is more important. andryush, don’t push it, it’s time for you to go to bed, we were asked to watch it tomorrow and retell it in our own words. katyusha, can you do it somehow? should i briefly retell this ballet to him? well, yes, there was a prince whose name was sieckfried, he fell in love with a beautiful white hen, forgive me, please, with a beautiful white swan, that
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’s all. ok, and then an evil wizard knight appeared who turned the white swan into a black one. mom, i’m right at this point, what’s next? and then all the white swans began to turn into black swans. max, just promise that you will listen to me to the end. ooh, our mom seems to be on to something again. quiet, here. quiet, quiet. well, ready, almost, almost,
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remembers his hands. you worked as a barman on a ship, there were different periods in your life, oh, there’s a blue lamp, why, the lamp is shining, the chicken is sitting, not seeing anything, how do you know this, they showed it on tv, and well, on tv, because of the noise. stop lying, you didn’t lie, why do you stop lying, good morning everyone, something happened, something happened, strange things are happening, yes, my chicken disappeared, and in its place a black one came, how is it that the chicken turned black? no,
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they replaced it, oh, why did they change it, oh, damn he knows why, but nothing, now i ’ll install a new lock, rg246735, a series of doubles, completely galvanized, inside there are linings, linings, linings, they will open it, it’s like a black chicken. no, well, i decided to build it out of wood, no, that’s good, i would only say that it’s just a waste of time, what do you want all the material in a landfill, yes, listen, let’s leave it here, the owner said, we need a landfill, damn it, listen, let’s throw it in that canal, anyway, it’s all local gossip, such a freebie, let’s drag it, come on! come on,
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that we don’t have a creative class in our country, yes, yes, okay, changing chickens is a good idea, is that how you made him believe that they were turning black? first we made it so that he... had nine black hens and one white rooster left, and then our new forest friends came into play. and the izvyaks are like that, you’ll make fun of russia, like the zyakis, vyakis, babuy bnyakis, katya, what is this? we are starting the second floor, so i called a sorcerer friend to cleanse the aura of the place, well, from the evil eye, damage, it’s an important matter, get rid of the bonos. inability, fotality, property, yudi, you’re a fool or something, badass, that’s it, well done, arches, the stone will stand forever and no evil spirits will take it, thank you archive,
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katya, but can i invite him to me, the cold spell has disappeared, there is such an informal situation, i would even say abnormal, i would even say, a complete one a series of situations that just got me into a tube, i visited this person, i saw everything, i ’m a komsomol member, i’m not a grandfather, my grandfather was baptized, i still remember the hits with all these icons, candles, i went there first i thought, well, i’m counting, and then i thought there, there along... at home, but these things just keep getting blacker and blacker, comrade koldums, maybe you have some kind of spray or maybe there’s something that needs to be buried, so i’ll bury it, lack of community because you offended someone,
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fix everything the way it was, everything that’s yours will come back to you, i understand. i understand, i understand, i understand, neighbor, and, well, i was just thinking, take the blocks, you need them, mikhailovich, but it’s dear to me, i’m a simple dentist, oh well, i’ll... i’ll give it for thirty, sorry, i’ve already spent all the money, oh well, take it for free, i don’t understand, but what do i understand, you have a young family,
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you still have to give birth and still expand, so take it for free, well thank you, only in 2 days we will be able to. wow, it worked, almost worked, if not for this superhero from the seventies, who? uncle roma. hello, where can i find romanam viktorovichan? tell? well, viktorovich, what did i want? two? i'm maxim, baby and kasmon, remember? maksyush, nephew, well, yes, i hear, i hear! drive by maksyusha, well, well, come in, i ’ll turn on the light now, i can’t see well, oh, you little old man, what are you doing, grandpa, well
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, i pressed the wrong button, no, he pressed the wrong button, now i have scratches on half the roof oh stop it there’s a 2 cm scratch there, any car wash will polish it for 2.0, here you go, well... maksyush, well, thank you, otherwise i didn’t know how to use the old one, but oh well, okay, i’m indebted to you now , okay, uncle, tell me, why did you come, you need me, yes, i need a crane, lay down the slabs, the ceiling, i knew it was temporary. borisovich, you fucking idiot, replace me, now, when i saw my uncle’s faucet, i was 100% sure that this hundred-year-old device, broken into rubbish , would not even start, but my uncle began to convince so zealously
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me, that he would fix everything, almost with tears in his eyes, my uncle was not in demand for a long time, then suddenly the real deal, yes, yes, a word that means the end of everything for a russian peasant, six letters starting with p. pension, okay, young people , continue, in general, day x has come, i collected the chickens and took them to...
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fixed them, what, nephew, meet the hero of communist labor, i didn’t understand, what kind of japanese mixer is this here, uncle, god knows, i i just didn’t think that it could somehow move, you’re like that about me too i thought, no, well, it’s just one thing superimposed on another, this pension fund, do you hear, the wheelchair operator shut his mouth. don’t shout too much, grandfather, otherwise your ilya murovich will fall apart from the vibration, what did you say, plebeian, you hear what he said, but in short, dear, pay me a penalty and let the man in the glued glasses destroy it you have a house, as much as he can fit, hey, you puppy, let's go to the terrace, come on?
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nowhere, and i’m now, did you crush the tomatoes, i went, guys, and man, what are you, you, to the wall, quickly, quickly to the wall, and that’s it, guys, we have a tombstone, however, there are only two left bury the zhmurov, nikolash, let’s talk, tell me, there weren’t chickens there, no, or rather, they’re not the chickens you’re thinking about, that is, those are yours, they’re alive, and i’m very sorry for these ones too, of course, but these are white ones there, i have them in general, the agony has begun. usually there is a fire already in lent, ah, so i
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killed the chickens, well, who should i start with, guys? age or according to merit, stop, stop, mikhailovich, just know that neither i nor my uncle, no one wanted this tragedy, mikhailovich, just know that i’m not scared, i’m not scared, i’m ashamed, tell katya that i, i tried to be good, not people, not people. so,
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we buried the blocks under one slab, and good relations with the neighbor, there is no need to spoil relations with the neighbors, well, neighbors are such a harmful substance, you know, in my judicial practice there were no cases, the gate was welded from the outside, and the garden was poppy seeded sowed once they even euthanized a caucasian shepherd dog and cut its hair, but in our country, thank god, it didn’t come to that. we realized that we were to blame and figured out how to make peace. it seems to me that i can’t live like this, he will now complete this ugly wall, and we will look at it all our lives and understand that behind it
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again, this is a chicken coop, we were wrong, mikhalych, forgive us, we are neighbors after all, come in the evening. we’ll wash the housewarming, it’s better to live in an ordinary house in the world than in a wooden one, but next to the enemy, well, we’ll also do something with the wood, let’s cover the second floor, it’s frosty, you
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became such a diplomat a long time ago, you taught construction. he’s a psycho, you can’t tell by looking at it, it’s the construction that got me, the house is yours, it’s always everyone around you who is to blame, family, home, country, just not maxim, i just wanted to build a house and destroyed everything around me, hello, hello, hello, mashenka, what's wrong
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okay, to hell with it, with this morality, with the hippocratic cage, to hell with conscience, will he ruin the reputation of our clinic? max, well, damn it, you’ve already gotten tired of it, either you stay when she’s really ours, even without arthur, or you quit, but then it’s normal to treat the doctor who comes in your place, that’s enough, my brain is enough already, on max, let’s go to the meeting, on the fly? what did you do to you, i forgot to ask you, what should i do for meetings, forward, wait, wait, this is the arthur who treats healthy teeth, yes, yes, that...
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because he has an allergic reaction to all prosthetic materials, i could help him to do, you can simply use zirconium instead of conventional materials, it does not cause an allergic reaction, in the sense of the circus, this is a new method, well, maxim valerievich, you said that there are no black holes left for you in dentistry, but you yourself said, i ... recently i was at a conference on working with hypoallergenic materials, and so your theses were completely confirmed, zirconium, uh-huh, i completely forgot, just zirconium, of course, but you just need to find out how applicable it is in this anamnesis, well let arthur get busy, find out, yes...
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