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i’m tired, uh-huh, look, i only chose five options, i just really liked one, i wonder if we’ll match. “listen, you should have changed your clothes, what are you wearing with your jeans, and pushed the car, ours, ours, i mean, i mean, i pushed our car, then the one that was towing ours, then i went to a construction site, then to the clinic, then back to the construction site, it doesn’t matter, in short, katyusha, you can choose for yourself, but we were going together, you said that the sofa is the soft heart of the house, yes, i completely trust your taste
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within 70 thousand, okay, i will choose myself but if you even once look at it sideways, you will sleep on it for a month, one, two, until i fall in love, katya, hello, good evening, mistress, yes, good evening, your boiler has turned off, it’s cold in... no work we can, they promise from overseas, we need to call a heating engineer urgently, i call your husband, but he doesn’t answer, oh, what do you mean, i understand, thank you very much, max, max, get up quickly, the boiler in the house is not working, everything there is about to freeze the pipes will burst, we need to go, check quickly, it’s freezing, the boiler, yes, it’s 0° c, look, we got nothing overnight, no... to study, i’ll go tomorrow morning, max, i’m
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very worried, we’re already tight on money, and if something goes wrong, katya, everything will be fine with us, ha, joy, not me, you and me, me and you! we live day after day, the best house, the house of dreams, the sun squints our eyes, everything is going well for us, the tree is blooming, the son is growing, we are building a house, remember, in the flow of things, we can shoot,
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wait, wait, wait, let me guess, which means if you add up our climate and your luck, you get a burst pipe, guess what? they didn’t guess right, pipes, even so, but i realized where i was wrong, i summed it up, i should have multiply, it’s just that our climate has become different. abnormal, today +10, tomorrow -25, i am not guilty of anything, the weather set me up, arrest her, put her in prison, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and you used to live in a different climate, in this, i was just very tired then, it happens, but it doesn’t go away during construction.
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today's temperature record for freezing temperatures has caused me to constantly get nervous being around her. we
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and rich traditions, a country that never ceases to amaze, discover your... a little hot all around, a sea of ​​problems, why do you have three corpses here? they are working, the bosses are driving the wave, it’s time to stop shilov, this is already a political question, and colleagues, those are still fruits, i want to make a statement, you all went to kathmandu, ski wars, well, will you stay for dinner? not today i'll stay, why? we need to save the world, tomorrow at
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16:45 on ntv. hello, i’ve arrived, yes, i’m there, and like an abnormal frost, they say, yes, everything is fine, now i’ll go salt the water, i’d like to understand how else, everything’s fine, don’t worry, yeah, great, what, what happened? the view from our window is beautiful, everything around is frozen, it’s beautiful,
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i’ll call you back, well, something like this, we started the boiler, the right side is already heating up, you’re a lucky man, maxim, yes, i am, i mean lucky, your contours are separated. well, how lucky am i? thousand per 170, no, we can fit into 150, is that lucky? yes, if the right contour were frozen, then yes, then it would be khan and goodbye to the house, well, i mean, until spring and half a million, half a million at least. lucky, when you do it, i
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’ll get it done in 40, okay, let’s do it, but not a word to my wife, just call me with any questions, and you keep your mark with... i just didn’t want to upset her, well, of course, he didn’t want to upset me , he staged such a performance, the moscow art theater at home, if you don’t succeed with your office, you go to the artist, it’s yours. money for a barrel, how much? 69.200
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rub. i’ve already chosen, oh, so good, katyusha, i, of course, completely trust your choice, just the only thing i ask of you is, don’t rush, we still have time, but no, now of course you like him, and tomorrow bam you’ll meet him even better, it’ll just be a shame, well, you must admit, no, we don’t have time anymore, wait a month for him, then i’d rather not meet him again, i put him in the house, walked around. katyushenka, lie down, i don’t want to lie down, please, lie down, it’s comfortable, yes, well, tell me why it’s better than ours, right maxim? are you overtired? i don't i'm about to drag an old sofa to a new house.
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exactly, brilliant, let's take it with us. let it be a thin, bright thread from our cozy past to our wonderful future. remember how many wonderful moments there were there. let's all take them with us. firstly, we need more and a different color. secondly, this one will soon fall apart. well, thirdly, maxim, well, we’ve already agreed on everything, we’ve already decided everything. why does it have to fall apart, why? look, just look how strong he is, maxim, well, the performance is good, it’s a pity that the props let us down. well, where did you find the money for new ones, if you want, i’ll guess, they hijacked a plane, but as for everything in style, maxim made it worse, he made me walk around a furniture store all day and choose a sofa, knowing that he wouldn’t buy anything, at the same time pretended that he wanted to find the best,
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an artist, but, my friend, not an artist. you are a sadist, look, the seam goes to the side, i would fire you for such a filling, max, where did you get such a passion for the sofa, maybe i don’t know something, but i just want to help you, you against? no, i’m all for, don’t you hate, walking, choosing, searching, i ’ve changed for the better, it’s rare, but it happens. let's get out of here, this sofa is not worthy of our home, i like it, it looks stylish, stylish, stylish, look at the marks left, no more than on others, that's why we didn't buy them, you rub with such force, on marble traces will remain,
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it’s okay i’m here, katya, you’re a woman, you should pay attention to such things first of all . i'm tired, let's go home, i don't want to go home, i want a sofa, you're acting like you're hungry supermarket, you like everything, you want everything, okay, we’ll buy it now, and then we’ll be very surprised by our choice, i don’t want that, you want it, okay, let’s move on, where are you running, i can’t go that fast! and in general it seems to me that you are not going to buy anything, and what am i doing, in your opinion , are you kidding me, what you want does not exist in nature, katya, well
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, look, well, you know, it’s just good. well, really good, what do you think? let's take it! good afternoon, did you like the model? yes very! please tell me, is this new one not with do you have a stand available? yes, of course, but how much does it cost? just a minute, he's cool! in this configuration 350.00 rub. how many? 350.000? well, if you take fabric of the sixth category, then only 300, in total? is the frame made of gold or something? no, like, pillows, pillows are like pillows, but it doesn’t fly by accident, italy, but a high-strength frame, memory foam inside, preserves the contour
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of your body and recovers within a few seconds, the fabric is resistant to pollution, category nine. well for those money, i’ll become an italian sofa myself, well , if you don’t have enough money, it doesn’t mean that the sofa isn’t worth it, well, everyone has their own level, this is not yours, fuck you, he’ll still be here to tell me about my level , let's go, the contours are in no hurry to wax. a good sofa, yeah, we need to buy it, i don’t mind, now we’ll fix ours,
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we’ll save up and buy it, i’m for it. listen, he’s been sitting and silent for 5 minutes, are you sure that he can do it, he can do everything, yes, yes, and then who are you, there’s no point in fixing it, it’s not like that, well, it’s just a frame thing. need, need, new upholstery, it’s necessary, it’s necessary, in general it’s easier to do everything new than to mess around with this junk, but katyusha, perhaps you want a new sofa? of course i want to, what should i do? max, let's take the one that you almost wore out, it's stylish for the money,
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but you can do it yourself, well, not yourself, but if they help, then you can try, maxim, well, we still have sofas left start making it yourself, give me the money, i ’ll order it myself, they’ll deliver it tomorrow, katya, wait, what are you like? can i do it for a minute, now let's see, come on, come on, i know how this will end, but stop it, he's flint, it's been a month now, you know what kind of hands he has, in our house he did everything with his own hands, it 's been standing for 20 years already like new, well, theoretically , of course, you can have something like this right here, but you want it exactly like this, yes, yes, i’m against it. what are we risking, instead of that markov we have the opportunity to make this one that we want, oh, i wish we could look at it live somewhere, dad, katya, please
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give me two weeks, you have a week, let's go, i'd like to touch him alive, just a second. 7 days, everything is fine, yes, but you ’ll stand there for a long time, you’re in a hurry, no, well , it’s made correctly, well done, bourgeois, they can, listen, i’m not entirely sure i can copy it, dad, yes you what, what can you wash away here? yes, no, no, well, no, i can’t pull it, well , like a good sofa, good, good, but
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how much does it cost in grams, 350, 350 of what, 350 thousand rubles, yes you, yes, for this, can you imagine, yes, yes i ’ll make 10 of these myself for that kind of money, so do it, i’ll do it, well, good luck, why don’t you believe me, or what? no, well why should the italians care about you, but he doesn’t believe you, dad, look at him, why should i look at him, why should i look at you, why are you smiling, why are you smiling, you brat , yes, i’m telling you now, are you insulting me, now i’ll call the security, whatever you call, and you yourself are weak, or what, you, he’ll call the security. let me cool, you
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washed it, and we’ll take it ourselves and send a photo of us sitting on this sofa, we’re used to swindling money to those who grabbed the money, they think that everyone here is a sucker, let them do it themselves, yeah dad, we won’t do it, look normally. for a good price, you have money, yes, you have it, there’s enough for now, yeah, it’s definitely there, it’s there, it’s there, for sure, for sure, okay, i’ll buy some for now, then i’ll save up and get a good one, it’s just a shame, we’re talking to it’s not enough for you, as if you live in different cities let
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’s start with the frame, just take out the tools and the machine from the garage, and then i
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’ll write to you about what you’ll need to buy, hurray! you see, nothing is sacred, he himself would never call his parents again, but when he needed something, he began to put pressure on the feelings of those who loves you, it’s easier to deceive, yes, yes, he himself liked this idea, i just pushed him a little, with a bottle of beer, sadistic tempter, yeah, i like it, dad, we ’ll start doing something, i think you you’re already thinking, thinking is also doing, and so, no, well, that’s not how everything should be, but how
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should it be? i don't know, when will you find out? listen, you can be silent for 5 minutes, you look like a mother, everything is fine, everything is not bad, owner, it seems like i’m ready, i need to pay, you check everything thoroughly, now we’ll finish and i’ll bring it, like a sofa, no way, listen, you can talk somewhere else, that you ’re freaking out, i want. help somehow, well, you help, don’t compile your brains, but i don’t know how i can do this, congratulations, well, i checked, it doesn’t seem to be leaking anywhere, let’s go talk, there’s still beer, a bottle, okay, i ’ll bring it now. dad, why is this doping,
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i don’t need it, take it no more, no, no, no, no, no, i can help you with something else, and you, son, you, if you need to go, you go , i'll figure it out, i'll get you i’ll call, come on, come on, not a word to my mother , you see, while i was looking for fabric for upholstery, he quickly dumped everything on my father and left happy, didn’t even think about the consequences for a second, oh yes, this is very difficult now, this is needed on the internet first find the store , go to it, open the door, close the door, take the catalog, but it’s thick, heavy, with an alcoholic father, copying an italian sofa is 100 times easier, if you’re not pregnant, then it’s easier, but how does this affect, how this is
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to explain to you, some people when your store they open, act like fascists and recruit the same sellers, i mean, well, on purpose or not, i don’t know, but they make it so that only strong and physically healthy people can be their buyers, so i don’t understand anything, and you, too, i ’m hearing this story for the first time, i just didn’t want to... upset you, are you embarrassing yourself? chaliapin, volochko, next who, mukhtar, or what? yes, zamat, then mukhtar. come urgently and grab your brilliant dog. the star is returning. mukhtar, something interesting? return of mukhtar from the very beginning. mukhtar, go ahead, look for mukhtar.
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tomorrow at 8:25. ntv. hello, girl, are you still waiting for me? come over. yeah, i'm almost there. you're not closing yet, are you? no, otherwise this fabric is the only one left in your store. just hurry up. okay, okay, i'm on my way. yeah. excuse me, please, this is a forest one. 22 building 5 like that, where is the entrance? over there, over there, thank you, hello, you called the fabric store,
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unfortunately, hello, girl, and i’m already downstairs, and the elevator doesn’t work, what floor are you on? on the seventh, great, well, yes, it’s uncomfortable for us , damn it. well, yes, it’s not very good, but why isn’t there another elevator? no, girl, this one never worked either, get up, i'm waiting for you, girl, you have a pen. a pen, well, that write, and oh, excuse me, yes, here, write to me, please, my phone number is on my hand, 8, 322, 459,
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729, deuce, excuse me, why do you have it on your hand, well, on my... the floor will suddenly become bad, they’ll find you, they’ll call your daughter right away, what are you saying, let me take you, where are you going, we’re used to it, i’ll go away, no go ahead, don’t, i’ve reached berlin, we won’t get lost here, but... hello, you called the fabric store, unfortunately, we cannot answer your call now, since all the operators are busy.
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hello, girl, it's me again, excuse me, but i'm on
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point all the time. bon appetit, i called you, yes, your belly is growing, your brain is shrinking, well done, and if there weren’t a lift there, you would
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have gone to the airfield and jumped into this manager’s window with a parachute, but if only i knew why you suddenly the sofa itself decided to do, i wouldn’t even take the elevator there, but when they found out, i had baked pancakes, why did you go into the house with these pancakes? there would be the same result, but only without unnecessary disappointments, forgive me, forgive me for being such a caring fool, yes, you see, natasha, pancakes are a very delicate moment, but you have to be careful with them, they can set you up, yes maxim ? and then i had 40 people under my command, you know, 40 people, then the frost was
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40 degrees, no less, i understood, i go out to them in my shirt, i say, hello everyone, listen, oh, hello, katyusha, how are you here, maxim told me that you are here... making a sofa, i brought you some food, some food, here's a good fellow, oh, some food, what are we celebrating, how what, guys, big deal. well, they fixed the heating, now they changed the pipes, that’s it, there’s heat, so, but what happened to it, there was nothing, and this can’t be said, it’s no longer possible, the pipes burst due to the frost, so they changed it, sorcerer, and where is maxim, this? maxim will arrive soon, you sit down,
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sit down, sit down, sit down with us, let's drink to the warmth, outside inside, come on, oh, how far away. well, it’s a holiday, the heating
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was fixed, i baked pancakes, i brought money, how much do you owe them, 50,000, in total, maybe 150, forgive me, please, i just didn’t want to upset you, nothing, nothing, i’m already used to it, ok, i won’t bother you, have fun, katya, don’t, don’t see me off, katyusha! katya, wait, wait, we need to talk, which artist is missing, and he put on such a show, the seam is not the same color as the brand, lord, well, i felt it, katya, katyusha, you can’t worry, right, but i don’t worried.
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what are you, max, max, what are you, i can’t go home now, i’ll stay here, well, go home, you’ll go home, why are you so angry, well, you yourself untied me, the main thing, and now what are you, valera, you , wait, what are you saying, and what is strong? ahu, but
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it’s okay, dear, dear, dear, crippled, ugh, valera, deserved it, ugh, ah, that’s it, no hand, oh, katyusha, kitten, maxim, you ’re sleeping on the sofa today, i remember that we don’t have one , i promise i will do it, and i already did, good night, maxim, i hope your sofa will be better, if it is... someday,
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each of us holds something dear to us, honor, memory, present and future, dear sincerely, and not like a worn-out phrase from a sticker. we do not throw words to the wind and do not abandon our own. join yours. roman shilov doesn’t have a job, but a resort resort, they’re just shooting a little heat all around, a lot of problems, why do
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you have three corpses here, they know how to work, the bosses are driving the wave, it’s time to stop, this is a political question. and colleagues, those are still fruits, i want to make a statement, let's all go to kathmandu, cop wars, well, have dinner if you stay, i won’t stay today, why we need to save the world, tomorrow at 16:45 on ntv.
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i say, get out of here, let me talk, oh, what a hand, a normal hand, dad, you helped me, you promised, let’s go do it, you know, you should do it yourself somehow, i knew that i couldn’t have beer, why? you began to slip it, you poor thing, they slipped it to him, yes, the hands are golden, the head too. but he’s never brought anything to his senses in his life, someone’s always slipping him a beer at the wrong time, listen, look at yourself, look at yourself, he messed up the heating, he immediately came running to me, dad, i’m doing something i'm bored, let's do something together, if you can't do it, just tell me,
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listen, that's it, i'm a lost person, so act now without a folder, yes, on your own, yes, now, ah, it's okay, nothing, it’s okay, that’s it, my hands are intact, it’s fine, go ahead, i’ll do it, well, how are you? chet, what's the matter? listen, i brought it here for you, i sketched out a diagram, in
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principle, it can be done, but it’s useless, it’s not my creation. did you give up or what? complete unconditional surrender. oh, well, i have no arms, you have no brains, we need to hold on together. and how long did you do it? a week, 7 days, and so that it turns out exactly the same? well, no, of course, but i like ours better, i wouldn’t give it up for 350, it was very difficult, father pakhmelya is a cruel commander.

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