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thanks to them. our project will begin with a big festival, where we will meet all the stars and teams and see their performances. next, the participants will meet each other in duels. based on the results of which the best will get to the finals, where they will compete for grand prize. let me remind you, 20 million rubles. and if suddenly something went wrong or someone distracted you from watching the show “stars”, all episodes. the show is available on the vk video platform, download the application, watch it on any device at any time, the show stars and even more in a separate vk video application, all this will be assessed by no less, and in some places even more star-studded jury, in general, a more or less star-studded jury. so, more or less a stellar jury, today we definitely left some city without a concert, because he is here, sergey zhukov! seryozha, welcome, how

are you doing, how are you in your mood, how do you feel about humor in general, do you have a sense of humor? well, sitting with garik on the same jury, i think i’ll train myself to the core, well , tell me, this is how you will evaluate the performance of other stars, you’re kind, that’s how i know you, i ’ll try to proceed from the fact that what will happen, because there is simply not enough humor, just stars. it’s not enough when there’s this big symbiosis, it’s already cool that there’s a symbiosis, of course, sergey zhukov, dear friends, bravo, let’s move on, amazing comedian, my good friend, this is just a text, my good friend, colleague, a person who always smells delicious of sausages, garik kharlamov, what do you expect from this show, garik, it’s clear that you don’t expect anything, just for show, tell me what you expect , i'm waiting.

modest fellow, you seem to be the best comedian in the country, wait, what about you? i’m also the best comedian in the country, all the best comedians in the country are here, that’s it, so i expect from the best comedians in the country, laughter, humor, positivity, energy and other things, other things, other things that together make up a great time like the jury, both the hall and the audience, like me once... well, i said a lot, no counter-criticism, as always, gary khorlamov, my friends, let's move on, vk design director, a man who lost the game as a child, find 10

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“you’re not joking, no, why should i joke, i’m already a person without humor, i don’t like to joke when others joke, i don’t laugh, maybe you two will hug, but we were selected, you see on what principle, but i’m imagining the finale of the project now, well, that there will be a second season, no, such an intrigue.” zhor, we are glad to see you back, this is our first time here, but we are glad to see you return to ntv. go ahead. vk ambassador valentina vasilievna carnival is responsible for youth and lightness in our jury. hello. i propose

to immediately switch from you to you, valentin vasilyevny. you don't mind, do you? do not mind. i'm a little worried, actually, why? this is my first shoot. will explode, you know, these are my lips, these are the things, bravo, in general the jury has been selected, yes, this is a very big problem for the country, as i understand it, i will work alone, but here, well , in my specialty, everyone is welcome,

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meet the first star and the team she chose. the most mysterious show on television. show, mask. hello, this is the show. friends, let's meet our jury, philip kirkorov, why? how look, now i always go around heavily dressed just in case, two fur coats, three socks, well, friends, let's move on, good, sunshine, ice cream and valeria, if they ask you to remove something unnecessary from this list, then fuck the ice cream , the only adult singer who has the word

watch in her song, god, how beautiful it is, it’s just incredible. just incredibly honest, you saw it, just amazing, really, really, amazing, what kind of minimalism, pure melisma, and what kind of librata, just honey for my still young ears, honestly, i think it’s a zi-zitope, it’s early, valeria, no one is singing yet, and that is, it’s all just in my head, god, what a pity that i was the only one who heard it, really, it was just amazing , a happy word, but... yes, the showmask is really amazing in all respects, but you know what, the most important thing in life in everything is to maintain a positive attitude, so i just wake up right at dawn, start the morning, sky, sun, plane , i just adore it all, honestly, and of course, of course, you need to work on yourself, i

i wake up right in the center of the room and start working on myself, la-la-la-la-la mino.

cat and you don’t understand anything at all, well, we only have one unguessed mask left, damn it, that’s right, i could have come there in a mask, don’t be upset, yes, i’m bulgarian, of course, don’t worry about that, meet the horse , so, horse, horse, it has birkin colors, gait, gait, who does it look like.

he take off the mask, and we’ll see, there’s no need to take anything off, now is not the best time, no, let’s better put something on top, there is a cossack costume, a cossack costume, your horse is naked, she even wore a pinoir at that party, ksyusha had such a dress, yes, so well, this is still the rule of our show, the mask must be removed, then it’s without me , otherwise i would later apologize from my own video. no thanks required, i’m such a star that you don’t need to introduce yourself to be recognized, good

evening, my name is dmitry malikov and i’m the star of the russian team. listen, well, great, and dima, why did you choose us? well, how can i tell you, i don’t know anyone, so i i looked at the list, and there were regions, the south, krasnoyarsk, i decided to choose russia entirely, well, so as not to give preference to anyone, but listen, well, right away you have to throw in 2 million, like malikov and i 2 million... listen, but i would i wasn’t worried, no normal person in life would say the phrase “hands on mushrooms” for a small sum, obviously money. listen, well, it turns out great, malikov chose us, yes, russia chose dmitry malikov, what, i missed some news,

russia chose malikov, wow, are you stupid or something, no, the russian team chose stars in the show as the star of dmitry malikov, and in the month of march you can choose the wording more precisely, i scared you, listen, well, this is my first time in humor, so tell me how it is for you? everything is set up here, so, well, that’s how it’s set up, here, valya carnival sits on the jury, yes, uh, and this is dmitry malikov speaking in front of her, for some reason, i hope she likes dima malikov, because dima chipped in 2 million so that to have the opportunity to speak to vale, right? girls, maybe we won’t attack the jury, and god forbid we lose, are you sure we’ll lose, malik and i are playing, he never i haven’t lost anywhere, i’ve just

never participated anywhere, don’t, everything’s fine, listen, it’s great, we have such a team, i think we’re just an ideal team, i don’t understand, what is this, fuck it, no her second. i can’t leave alone, i immediately found some guy, i don’t understand who you are, why didn’t you recognize me, but yes, i agree, it’s hard to recognize a person just by his dick, you bastard, it’s you, yes, you’re sick of me , i ’ve already blocked him everywhere, he somehow managed to send me a pisyun through government services, well why are you hiding from me, my olga, little cat, huh? who are you here? dukalets, mukhtar, brute, damn it, no, seriously, have you really

blossomed, or have you always had such a red face? kohl, who is this, who is this? you, i am the trainer, of the puppets of this cat, what, what a seal, a fur seal, who has whiskers from his arms, who crawls on the ice for a long time to reach the water. why are you so angry? a dress with the inscription ufc appeared, now you’re torn whether to take it or not? listen, olga, cardboard party, but you’ve really gotten prettier, did you get breasts, or did you have three, you, and this is the belly, that’s it, come here, my kitty, my little fish, whatever you smell like, let’s go, olva, he’s bothering you, huh? who is this? this is dmitry. medvedev? i haven't seen medvedev for a long time. what do we have in our country, dmitry, only medvedev? well, there are still malikovs. is this

malikov? and i see that medvedev looks so much like malikov? listen, malikov, this is my corgi card, understand? take your hands away from him by the mushrooms. so, in short, i propose a bet: whoever kills whom wins. have you gone completely crazy? come on, calm down, i won’t. with malikov to fight, i’m not an idiot, malikov is perfect, it seems to me that malikov will ride with a person in the elevator, fart loudly, the person will think that you are talking, can you hear yourself at all, did you take pills at all, well, you drank some kind, not i need some, moron, i need the ones the doctor prescribed, they’re expensive, you ’re cute, ol’, tell me honestly, you chose him purely because of his hairstyle, yes, my back is the same, but there’s no need to show it. nothing, but excuse me, please, what is your name? zaurbek, his name is zaurbek, zaurbek, can i see you for a second, whatever you want, moron,

listen, you bald devil, if you appear near this tigress again, i ’ll put you on a hookah, you’ll smell like watermelon all your life, you understand me, or i’ll give you the head, i ’m sorry, but what are you allowing yourself, huh? no one will believe you anyway, chushpan, i’m malikov, and malikov is perfect, olya, it’s definitely malikov, maybe it’s medvedev, but he wasn’t malikov, malikov, so get out of here, understand? okay, if anything happens, i ’m waiting for you outside in a car. like he bought a car, but what a car, i’m talking in a wheelbarrow with seedlings, as you like, go away, let’s get out of here, cheburek in shirt, now it was really offensive, i...

i’m not even wearing a shirt, fuck you, you’ve become evil, i’ve spoiled you, malikov, come on, come on, valya, thank you, listen, russian national team, dima malikov, it’s all going well, but maybe we’ll end everything with dima malikov’s song, well, listen, everyone is waiting for malikov’s song from malikov, well, we still have a humorous competition in... somehow surprise, maybe basketball, like, well, no one expects basketball from us, well, for a reason, no one expects it, usually when a person expects basketball, he turns on basketball, no one watches a comedy program in the hope that there will be basketball, ol, well, maybe it’s true, let’s try, it will be completely unexpected, well, yes, well, you think,

come on, well, yes... look, and they also have a ring i was backstage, and dima was getting ready for basketball, well, let’s applaud, hold dmitry, well, the song is just the song. you are like a free wind, i did everything my heart desired, but then i fell deeply in love with the girl of my dreams, you are alone, you are like that, dear russia, there are more like this in the world, russia would be. but

it wasn’t and no, it was dmitry mavikov, team russia, thank you, this is dmitry malikov from the russian team, in the valeria hall, valeria, how do you like it, great, as always, great, great, guys, shall we begin? with whom, tell me, mr. presenter, this is your domain, let's start with you, it was a good performance, i'll tell you, strong, funny, fast, interesting, ol, bravo, thank you, dear, thank you, always, dim, but i never i didn’t see you grabbing anyone for anything at all, well, we were just lucky when we collaborated with you, you behaved very well, that’s it, but it was wonderful.

in general, well, funny, cool, compact performance, great, what can i say, thank you, thank you, thank you, garik, seryozha, let’s listen to you, yes, glad to see you again, my favorite people, it’s always nice to be in your company, essentially yours target audience, yes, well, we grew up on your songs, thank you very much, the same can be said about dima’s songs, i think, especially since he ’s been around even longer than me... for the sake of it, that’s why he also grew up on your songs, well, that’s why he’s the same , yes, that’s why i wanted to say, he’s as kind as me, we are good, apparently, here in this room today, that’s what they call us, and first of all, i want to note how brilliantly each of you plays your role, and you continue to show another level of not only humor, but also an acting level, that’s it there is a level of actors, thank you for valeria, i think everyone

saw how great it was, it’s super, thank you, zhora kryzhovnikov, zhor, listen, it’s a blast, really a high-class parody at the beginning, everyone did a great job, and regina todorenko is also recognizable, not only valeria, for some reason i recognized her in this program, then the appearance of dima, who was a counterpoint to this symphony of humor, it means that it existed, and yet, it was very cool.

dmitry, i directly like it, it was very cool, i agree with the words of the men, the parodies are simply incredible, i also want to note that dmitry looks super harmonious. on your team, and this is simply incredible, thank you for the emotions, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, val, my favorite member of the jury, i deliberately delayed this moment, because well, the main talker, the main intrigue, artemy, we are listening to you , sparkling humor, i almost tore my stomach from laughing, it’s a joke, but you laugh. but it’s a joke , what should we believe in in the end? choose your option, i was looking at how you watched this performance, i got the impression, as if you wanted to remember the performance, just tell me whether you

liked it or not, no, well, there must be one honest person from the internet, me here... the one who usually writes comments under videos on vk videos, that’s all everything that’s written there, that’s what people like me do, i’m from the people, and this you, and we have been for quite a long time, okay, then what, why are we leaving, thank you very much, thank you to the team, thank you to the star, thank you, thank you, thank you, dmitry malikov from the russian national team, friends, now there is a small advertisement, but you won’t even notice it , because there will be stars there too. everything you are interested in is collected in the vk video, even the show, what happened next, yes, and also

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can see that this is a show of stars, and we continue, friends, meet our next star and the team she chose. old, we took the song for a new super project, there are girls standing on stage, the girls are 30 years old, but at the age of 30, each has already given birth in the strong arms of a man. i haven’t been there for 10 years, other people

’s children, everyone pisses me off, vera, so, wait, let’s be a little more serious, we’re in moscow, not irkutsk, yes, hellish women, thousands of them, hellish women, not prowling, well, here we are in moscow, finally, otherwise i’ve already served my whole ass on the plane. in irkutsk, are you out? vika and i have a song. very tasty eggplant, marzepan, croissant, topped with cheese, parmesan, kilokman potatoes. food, they didn’t care about the bodies, i ate it for breakfast. lord, who wrote such a song for you?

gooseberry glutton. oh, everything with you, in short, is clear, but where is valya with us? so, announce me as in the best restaurants in irkutsk. eh, come on. thank you. if they ask. why, i have this dress sent to me, i will answer to find out how someone else’s nine kharlamov, i will play the console with you, listen to jokes with a smile on my face, oh what a tour you were, i will say to your former owner, i got it together with you like this...

it’s completely uninteresting who our star is, even if it’s the curly-haired one, even if it’s the curly-haired one, i agree, only a crazy person can put two lemmas on us, listen, well, we ’ll be guessing for a very long time, i suggest we play into your game, so, categories: haven’t apologized yet, disappeared

like nagiyev and ntv’s nipples, i choose ntv’s nipples. over 50 there is one, hello everyone, i’m lera kudryavtseva, i’m 52 years old, i ’m married for the third time, i have a grandson, lera, why are you telling all this, well, on ntv it’s of course everyone knows, this is exclusive to vk video. lera, you better tell me, how do you manage to look so good at your age? well, that's a million dollar secret. yes, what a million, there’s only a whistle at one and a half. and the bumper strap is three. is it carlson with tits

who understands prices, or what? yes, it’s inexpensive to do your teeth for you. listen, but once for the rest of your life. you have this for life. we also have everyday conflicts, yeah, in red and white the floors are slippery, girls, you know, it seems to me that everything will work out for you on ntv, why, well, you have faces victims, so girls, do you all like our star? lera, of course, i’m sorry, but you look more like a star who came out to us to announce that she’s a normal star, you know, well, that is, now you’re saying that i’m a lousy star. yes, yes, well, that is, if i were in the show, the mask would take off the mask, i would be asked to take off the mask again, this is what humor is about, yes, this is what humor is about, that’s all, in short, choose either me or she, oh, you got us, well, of course, we choose lera, well , lera so lera, okay, tell us who

us on the jury here today, here is the director. hype films, designer, pistrealist, famous singer of songs, the best comedian in the country, the whole country knows them, the whole country knows them, who will tell me, who will tell me who she is, who she is. maybe we can continue, wait, faith, what’s going on? i’m not faith, i’m lera kudryavtseva, well, what are you, lera kudryavtseva, who doesn’t use patches, and now you

’ll never guess who the real lera kudryavtseva is, but this is some kind of nonsense, it’s me, lera kudryavtseva, who was born in uskamenogorsk in kazakhstan. i'm more like like a person who was born in kazakhstan, yes , it’s me, lera kudryavtseva, already 52 years old, i’m more like a person who is 52 years old, it’s me, lera kudryavtseva, who dated sergei lazarev for 4 years, well, i ’m also drawn to young people when i’m drunk, and with me you will live in moscow city, and with me you will not be an escort. damn, vera, stop it, well, we immediately realized that it was you, fumes, yes, the same rake, and vera, why don’t you like lera kudryavtseva so much, yes, because i immediately suggested that you take it as a star leonid konevsky,

because he’s funnier, and you didn’t suggest leonid kanye vestsky, well... how do you like her humor? that's all, in short, i'll be back. so, girls, listen, do we have something to please our star? not something, someone? don’t think down on men, the time has come, i probably realized, they’re already whistling at others from the kruzak, and not at you, valeria, valeria, you’ve already been divorced twice. well, take a closer look at me now, valeria, that you will suddenly

find a younger man, doubts, doubts, doubts, biden is so active, get out of here, okay, i’ll go to wearing a raincoat over my naked body, i’ll take a walk around vdnkh, why, i’ll organize an exhibition of the national economy. so, well , in general, somehow everything is working out cool for us, yes, all that remains is to choose the team uniform, come on, czechoslovakian, czechoslovakian.

presso, well, just humor and go already, lera, well, don’t pay attention to her, in fact, well, of course we really like you, girls, look, i bet 2 million on you, well, we need to win somehow, here we have four men on the jury, this is what siberian women do to please for the men, they make dumplings. well, let's make dumplings, what can you do, well, i'm a grandmother, girls, what

delicious dumplings we'll have now, and what if we don't succeed, don't worry, yulia vysotskaya cooked on this channel. vera, what is the secret of your recipe? yes, this is not flour, a joke. oh, garik kharlamov’s mouth is probably watering right now. do you think it’s still worth covering your chest? oh, everything has boiled. oh, that's it, girls, it's time to cook dumplings. girls, how nice we are sitting, maybe let ’s drink some wine, don’t offer it, zhaga. a zel brand refrigerator, the pride of any soviet housewife, people stored fruits,

vegetables, meat, fish, and sometimes medicine in it, but even in it i could not find lera kudryavtseva’s sense of humor. derochka, well, of course, i understand that you like to joke about the fact that i’m not a star at all. and that i don’t look young, but maybe it’s time for you to powder yourself a little, it’s really not flour, to wash your face, it’s really a sip, damn it, so what are we supposed to do now that we’ve been hooting for the whole scene, she actually still has to sing the final song . with the help of our cool star, the whole stage we got it dirty, maybe we’ll ask someone

to clean it up, let him clean it up, who scattered it, what we did, what we did, they taught us a lesson in our star, what we did, what we did, lazarev couldn’t even force him, now these are our superstars . we're spending our airtime here while pera is cleaning the floors, valya, go ahead, scold you, sir, you've been married twice, but you're still rich, hurry up and roll your boo-boo, stop arranging your destiny, actually i’m covering for you here, karlamov isn’t watching the stage right now, that’s it did, did everything, ordinary people, made a dream come true, we did it for you, we did it for you, they bent a star right on stage,

raisa irkutskon, friends, your strongest and most independent applause for leri kudryav and raisa, let’s get louder, but before i address on the jury, i would like to say that we have a legend sitting in the hall today, a legend. konevsky, let's applaud, greet, val, we'd like to start with you the most, hello girls, what kind of questions do you girls have, so let's talk about the beauties, hello everyone, it was very funny, special thanks to you for the jokes in my direction, i really really appreciated it, now, as always, men will sort you into categories for humor, but i want to note how cool you

worked, there are so many of you, it seems difficult, it seems that it can be difficult... to get confused , but you worked on stage as a single organism, it was very important to remember each other, this, it was very cool, i would especially like to note how cool the girls sing and dance, you are just incredible beauties, thank you very much, it was funny to burst , lip burst, lip, garik, look, burst, while on in place, in place, but it was very funny, really good, it was on the verge, thank you very much val, zhor. i already saw you swam, you were already smiling, yes, it was like that, no, girls, beautiful, charming, young, witty, in pink, in pink, wonderful, i just retold what i saw, thank you, thank you, zhor, seryozha , thanks for.

so let's applaud lera, thank you, seryozh, thank you, sergei, garik, kharlamov, and, firstly, what he wants to say is that it is very difficult to be the first women's team, very difficult, this is, i have never been the first women's team team, never, and this is the first women's team today, therefore, therefore, the best,

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girls, guys, if you got hit, tell the girls, fuck yeah, great! great, new project, what? in short, i put together a great team, however, if i had known that i had to throw in money, i would have found someone better. in short, regarding the money, i put in 1.950 and my grandmother’s gold teeth, that is, i put both money and mouth. first joke, na, first, na.

rootless dogs, here they are, their asses are unwashed, yes , it’s them for baptism, then the divers are looking for them, yes, it’s them, after the third glass of vodka with their father , the carpet is in the kitchen.

they don't move for 10 minutes, they eat it they’re starting, but we have to give it their due, everyone is vaccinated against covid, everyone is for putin, well done for showing you moscow, damn, let’s probably start with avocados, well, firstly, hello, denis, hello, hello, yes, and secondly , why are you telling us the jokes that we came up with for you, yes, let’s do it, this is a star’s project, it is needed so that we become new stars, but what new ones, okay, we’ll do it in editing, as if it happened , well , that’s it, bro, what new stars, here they clean the old ones, god forbid, damn it. it

seems like someone has a favorite the star of everyone right before her is being cleaned up, soon there will be only one evopolna left, what will you do, cry, cry, dance, dance, it won’t work out for you, you have no money, no connections, no azomat, you’ll just shut up, what are you doing? , i thought, i didn’t see you, shut up, you’re asian, you’ll keep quiet with me, understand? i understand, he’s standing here, you ’re going to draw a mustache on me, i understand, in short, it doesn’t happen that you gave birth in your pelvis, you came here, you have concerts and a money carnival, well, you don’t have such gorgeous tits, yes, it’s good, you hear, in short, i threw in the money,

so i’ll show you what you’re going to show, i have one thing, no one has seen it yet, show small ones, don’t you, stick with me, bro, there will be money, maybe you’ll even try oysters, that you, let’s be me, you, drowned yura muzychenko, that’s it, and you’re a fatty. damn, you know what you will do, what i will do, denis, what did i do, it didn’t hurt that much, but i’m on the beach, my hemorrhoids popped up, lift it, i don’t want to, neither do i, don’t lift me, in short, ok, show me, but the market is not closed, i remember you, show yourself. regions on stage,

i answer, we fought, then we will become best friends, finally the regions are on ntv, the regions are watching the regions, in moscow city they don’t watch us now, we are watched by ordinary people from ordinary cities, where the wealth of their neighbors is determined by the fireworks, armenians, probably , where all the locals have a conversation, where they write, where the traffic cops stand around the city, like that, you know? yes, where no woman pronounces whyberries. here it is, go get it. what kind of stores do we have? clothes in the regions? it's called fashion, you come there, there are jack daniels sneakers, a volkswagen shirt. came out, where

you walk through the private sector like this, the dog’s nose comes out from under the fence, he growls like that, he doesn’t even see who, if you have time, you can shake her up so that she goes completely crazy there, that’s how these days are we’re carrying it out, bravo, i ’m saying all this now, and somewhere past the five-story building, a man goes through the window of the first floor and looks in like that, there’s a kitchen on the refrigerator. the tv is pot-bellied, a woman is washing something in the sink, he’s watching, and now i ’m saying from this tv that you’re watching, that you’re warming your ears, oh well.

and in everyone’s yard there was this kid who always sat on the bench with the money, and when you opened these ice creams, did you get dirty? can he play with us? well, you know that he’s not allowed to, why? well, he’s like that , well, let me go, please, okay, go for a walk, wait, leave me your pension, come on, and don’t do that, i’m thinking in my head, i’ll go,

today it’s another blanc, and we think that not all the romance from films worth applying in life. i’ll do everything now, lara, what did you come up with, just don’t turn around, listen, i ’m not hungry, i won’t eat, your edible underwear, wait, i saw it in the skin, now we’re going to renew our relationship, that’s right, you’re ready, come on, bitch, what are you, what are you, what are you, oh, are you crazy, have you really poured, have you really poured? why are you forcing me to play like this, make me eat shit, damn it, it’s really simple, but what will i do, what if you only participate in this type of creativity, what did you say, don’t worry,

you hear, okay, i’ll show you what i’m worth capable, let me show you, my head is foggy, i ’ll go bye-bye, i’ll be there for a long time today. now new housing is very expensive, so many people buy resale, and so at a meeting with a realtor: it’s great that you are looking for an apartment, that’s right, because it came down to earth from heaven to you, yurasya, whatever you want, what will you show the apartment, why show it , here is an ordinary russian apartment, in which ordinary families live all over the country, i’ll quickly tell you, here we have an entrance, we go in carefully, welcome mat, hello, hello, hello, intercom, i i opened it, i opened it, it never opens the first time, we'll find it in the kitchen, london, paris, new york, fridge magnets, here we have spoons, forks, all from different sets, not a single one is the same, here we have pan lids , which do not fit in any

pan, here we have plates, everyone is putting on a fire show in the microwave, here the oven is deceived, the time never shows correctly, here with us, and here here... i just can’t get used to this, you know, now carefully , butterfly table, butterfly knife, dead butterfly, we are on the balcony, walking carefully behind me, hocus pocus, and we are in the hall, this is the apartment, don’t drink this sprite, this is water for flowers, look how beautiful, there’s an extension cord behind the tv, no matter what cord you pull out, the bitch tv always turns off, like this it turns out, here we have an ironing board with an antenna, why the hell is there

a back plate, the water in it is muddy, bitch, it’s been standing for 20 years, there’s a glass next to it, there are seven toothbrushes in it, although three people live in the apartment, how did it happen, let’s move on to the toilet, button flushed like frits in a trench, the hell itself will crawl out of there, you have to do it right like this, all with bushings mined, here we have, here we have a brush, there is water in it, like ten-year-old cognac, so aged, it’s a relative of that water from a soap dish, you know, two empty creams, three deodorants, 12 used disposable razors and... a huge puck cream, neveya, where only around the edges it remained, two cotton disks, three cotton sticks, all this on the shelf next to the mirror, all this forever, because it’s in russian, damn it. well, we

’ll probably redo the repairs, for god’s sake, then we’ll move on to where you can’t do the repairs you can, into the entrance, all the doors are soft, everyone knocks with a sound, we go downstairs, there are mailboxes, it feels like only such letters come there, i’m cheating on you, vitalik, bitch, everyone is crumpled, we leave the entrance, there’s a garden, on there is a soft toy lion in the tree, his paws are like this, in the rain he looks very raped, here we have a beautiful playground, but don’t look into the rocket, it’s not just outer space, it doesn’t matter now, we urgently need to run to the entrance, because it’s standing there ambulance, everything the residents came out to find out who exactly she, the bitch, had come to, despite the fact that the yard

is small, there are five red and white shops nearby, come in, well, probably not, for god’s sake, you’re charging 5,000, we’re realtors, what do we charge for, it should be hot, rattling, jealous, prickly, from case to case, i don’t think at all that you’re telling me to go to hell, sweet, scorching, how you tortured me, no one knows what planet the girl came to me from, we’re all running towards us in hearts, guys, elections are coming soon, yes, and recently vladimir vladimirovich

gave an interview where he answered serious questions, i thought, someone should answer frivolous questions, in theory, someone meet the press secretary of the president of the russian federation, dmitry sergeevich peskov, he doesn’t know anything, he just looks and is silent , he doesn't know me. one on one, good evening, hello, i specifically came out to support the regions, so that the regions would support us, preparations for the elections are going well, one hundred percent turnout is expected, oh, navka, i say, turnout, i miss you, dmitry sergeevich. what are you doing here, elections, huh?

what am i, i’m not participating, my job is to wait for a text message, i’m working, i’m not working, damn it, and if i’m not working, then no, okay, let’s start a press conference, telegram channel of the chinese automobile industry, dmitry sergeevich, what tv series do you watch in your free time? yes, what series, i

beg you, i work for the good of the country, i stand for this country, the country is everything to me, and i am everything to the country, anyone who knows me knows what series there are, that’s it, the next question, come on, yarolalash, ask, political. that i will rewatch zhirinovsky myself, the main thing is that i saw it all live and now i’ll rewatch it

i think why don’t they listen, why do elections last 3 days, well, people? we have different ones, yes, here’s how long it takes to get to the site, three days, minimum, you weigh 180 kilograms, that’s a lot even for speed. dmitry sergeevich, why are you doing this? it's not me, it's cholesterol. yes, oh, we still have polling stations in gyms, and you are probably afraid of them like hell. i went into the booth and left the booth, to eat, right? and if i put these in your booth now, do you hear? how do you talk to the president's confidant? doroh, so the face cannot be trusted. and you repeat this in this face once again, but for god’s sake, do you hear, sima’s glasses, oh, what a fool or something, but think about it, if now someone is looking without a sound,

take off your mustache, no, take off your mustache, i say, if i take off my mustache, pain will follow, god knows, it’s... everything is good, good, good, now you understand why the real peskov didn’t want to play for us, of course, damn, he has such a left, your day of silence would begin , he has a boss, a judoka, that’s all, dear, he’s good, let’s, in short, let’s move on together. we win the project, we return your grandmother, peace, friendship, chewing gum, whatever you say, come on, regional thanks,

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, frankly, was worried, i thought, well , of course, now the road will take over everything , we all get by here and so on, but when i saw the guys, the audience would support me, an absolutely worthy team, i don’t know the mentor, teacher, star, friend there. they do it and laugh, this is very cool, thank you for such humor, i hope they don’t cut out half of it, thank you ntv, thank you,

thank you, thank you, val, yes, i’d like to hear your opinion, so garik, my lips are torn, no, no, are alive, what is it you have here, what is going on with you, don’t pay attention, guys, i don’t know whether it’s you and denis, or my tachycardia, but my heart is with every second beats stronger and stronger, you are so cool, i saw how you enjoyed the stage and lived here and got super pleasure from everything that was happening, you enjoyed it, i enjoyed it and our audience enjoyed it, thank you very much for your humor, it was just very cool . zhor, guys, this is cool, this is just cool, and i want to say, cool as an actor,

you have great art, denis was the first to jump out, he just played so many roles, as if in such a short time, then you are just fantastic, i i'm sorry, i didn't look. i haven't seen you before, but you're cool and the fact that you manage to turn this regional culture into humor and it’s impossible to stop, it’s just some kind of torture with humor, that’s how funny it is, and again and again and again, this is a tour of the apartment, it’s just incredible, and maybe there are some candidates for the second season, hypnosis, but everyone is needed.

high rhythm they don’t expect anything as if i also liked the rhythm it’s just incredible there are so many jokes left behind the scenes they could have piled it up we’ll see in the next stages yes it’s just a bomb cool i think that we will have problems with that. who will give a point, because you can’t double up, here, but you are definitely just the kings of the streets, thank you, thank you, thank you. well, there are other teams, we need to look at them all. i saw that, friends, the volcano of happiness was smiling. it happened a couple of times for sure. we me too. i saw, i saw, artemy. i usually laugh about once a year, but today i laughed like a horse. melted. he melted. he laughs. he laughs. everyone applauds

him, thank you for your opinion, well now you will hear that it’s hard to be first in the olympics and so on, no, firstly, it’s hard to be the first to perform well, it’s true, indeed, the first team performs well, guys, there ’s nothing he wants to say, how different, indeed zhora is right, time flows differently during performances of different teams, in some places this time is lengthened, in others it is completely shortened, and the people are different, can you imagine, and the people are different and the time is different, right? because no one needs this kind of philosophy - guys, what i want to say is, you’re cool, no, by the way, look, this is how we’ve been scattered fate from our program, you, you are sitting on the jury, dear, for some reason, some fucking star, yes, yes, yes, the time is such that it’s amazing, you, i, i’m leading alone, amazing, convenient, comfortable, everything, in general , guys, in my opinion, a certain favorite has appeared, we will fight, this certain favorite’s

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to be honest, when they found out who would sit on the jury, they decided to refuse, well, because what kind of sergei zhukov and humor? sergey zhukov and squatting, well, kind of humor. can fill the luzhniki at any time, himself without spectators, well , that didn’t go well, but so that he can be directly seated on the jury, or, well, to begin our incredible adventure in a new project, eh , meh, you can’t always carry what you want and that you didn’t get anything for this, you don’t have a telegram channel bloody lady, by the way, you don’t know, she’s this year.

40 years old, how can i make her laugh? i’ll say: a bug, or in the stomach i ’ll do it like this, she’ll laugh, it’s all strange, but we actually plan to stay in this project, or we turned on the kologrival mode and let’s go, like, it’s strange, valer, what are you collecting, what a kologrival, my doctor specifically said that my heart is weak, but... just breathe, in short, i remember, yes, just don’t think, i’m not some kind of god of humor, no, the god of humor, here he sits, garik kharlama, this yes, always fresh, neat, so youthful,

daring, as the date's number will show in the comedy like, they both choose, that’s it, a living legend, there are questions for artemy lebedev mich, to whom? well, artemy lebedev, mr. positive, a swearer from vk, has now come to ntv, sits blue on green, like a drunk on the grass, dresses about the same, in general a respected designer, if so according to the documents. so you said everything, i have nothing to add, then gooseberry zhora, is it gooseberry, is it gooseberry? i thought it was zlatan ibrahimovic,

well, after covid, of course, this is zhorokry, but what should i say to him, well, he’s a weak director, well, as a person should have understood, in our country people will be angry if adidas leaves for the second time, you can’t do that, well, you roughly understand what kind of team we are, yes, just if you don’t understand, then you’re stupid. well , what does it have to do with people, well, in general, we need to win 20 million, this is a lot of money, 20 million is not so easy for even garik kharlamov, in order for him to earn 20 million, i must say, a very tasty turkey, i will only have such a turkey take it, hellish work, you know, well , in short, it’s clear, yes, we are so humorous pirates, because half of us are drunk, those who are really from krasnoyarsk have disgusting teeth, well, we once... people have caught it, come here!