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hello everyone, dear friends, ah! my name is azamat masagaliev, and this is a new and already your favorite show “stars”. you are watching us on the ntv channel on the vkvideo platform. our project involves 10 of the most popular stars who are known throughout the country. they came to us, some even came to choose a team of comedians to compete in humor for the main prize. each star brought with it i threw 2 million rubles into a common tank. only one winning team will receive, and we . in the final of the project , everyone will receive this impressive amount of great pleasure and all our 10 stars have already promised that if
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they win, they will send their winnings to charity, for which we thank them very much, today you will find it funny, but you can always be funny. download the vk video application, download episodes , enjoy the show at any time, anywhere and even where there is no internet, vk video stars are always with you, well, last night week we saw five cool performances by the stars of their teams, and today we will get to know the rest of the five, also in the final of tonight all 10 teams will be given points, because we have those who will distribute them, our no less stellar, but down-to-earth, cozy chair
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, get ready, the most famous comedian in the country, the owner of a sausage shop, here he is upright, garik kharlamov, how do you like this new, in this field, great, i’m alone here, there’s no halfling who leaves his 50 kopecks everywhere, there’s no lazy sack chair, which there is, everything is in front of you, i’m just there on the side. here i am in front of you, not much has changed, i’m happy that you’re in front of me and not on the side, well, you were just as beautiful as a week ago, so now, that’s true, that ’s really true, it suits you very well , that’s all that on you, i understand, golden letters, ntv, how are you, how did you quickly settle down, let's
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move on, vk design director, owner of the artemy lebedev studio, artemy lebedev, artemy lebedev, my favorite member of the jury, i swear, azamat, hello, artemy , i counted, hi, on the last program you said eight words, four of them we beeped, how are you, before i gave birth, just like that, right away, three words at once, right away, i understood what you expect from this evening, artemy? just like from the past, so that it was funny sometimes, and that from the past i didn’t expect, last time it was funny once, okay, artemey, welcome, we still trust you, thank you, lover of chatting artemy lebedev,
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director of the sensational super popular series the boy's word, blood on the asphalt, owner of a set of hair bands, zhora kryzhovnikov. zhor, last time you said a little more words than - artemy, there were even moments when you really really liked it, what do you expect from this evening, well, for more favorites, that’s what ekaterina said before, that’s how you know, garik, we all we watched these films, garik, he is a long-time resident of catherine, recently in the past, and it’s hot. please tell me, if you don’t like the ending of our show, will you re-shoot it? well, if you give it a chance, we can try. vk ambassador, owner of 20 million likes on social networks per day. valentin vasiliev carnival. valechka, hello,
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hello. what is your mood? i’m in an amazing mood, i’m absolutely delighted, this is a dream job. i'm sitting in a pleasant company, they don't come out... friends, meet the first star and the team she chose, good evening, hey, take it easy, let it last forever. you will feel good today, the tune is familiar to us all, i represent the team,
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together with them we will put on a show, one is married, the other is twice single, one is tatar, one is a little stupid, the other dances like no no one dreamed that there was a girl, but no one, then you... hello my good ones, hello my family, how i missed you, what is your name anyway? so, sasha, is this vitya, artyom?
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let's move away, maybe you don't understand something, but this red washcloth is mine, i understand, not quite, i 'm saying that this is clearly a beushechka giving birth with me, cut off, not very well, remember, i 'll tear anyone for this baby, aidar, maybe that’s enough, but lul, i’m actually defending your honor here, so aidar, please take your place, sasha, let’s make it clear right away, you’re here as a who, a singer or a comedian? by the way, i’m also a film actor and producer, comedian, and
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guys in general, a small nuance, i want you to remember, i’m not here with you, but you are with me, by the way, i threw in two lyams, have you ever seen 2 million , no, lord, but the eyes, and these are just the incisors, and how will we divide the money, well, naturally, fairly, 50% for me, 50%. your attention is presented to a performance performed by, so, stop, stop, stop, igor, listen to me, i’m actually kirill, i know. listen to me, i want to say that you you’re presenting it wrong, you need to present it somehow a little sexier, let’s try it
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together, start to see a performance performed by the creators of such hits as winter cold, and actually it’s big, doll masha, doll dasha, if you push it a little, they’ll get older, and also this is not a woman, this is dima malikov, but... mad, a well-known motif in the chorus, is performed by my
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team, despite the cute face, we look very patriotic, we love russia with all our souls, we love russia, and this is great. guys, the text is good, correct, but where is the original, well, this the guys and i played a little trick, and i see you guys. you can handle it on your own without me, okay, so sasha, and you don’t want to help us, of course i’ll help, pay attention to the screen, sasha, there’s nothing here, so friends, what are we going to do, so what can we do to sing songs the old fashioned way, you have songs, at least chew your booty, so many, i’m more about quality, so
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sing, yeah, auriki, auriki, auriki, deaf men are walking there, you’re by the river, what, you ’re by the river, you’re by the river, you’re by the river , i say, you are by the river, what does he need, the river, so you stood on places, so, sasha, sasha, where did you go, what a mess, so, tell me honestly, here. you immediately stand in the aisle as soon as the plane lands, that you are morons, and in this sense, so sasha, what’s going on in general, what’s on your head, we actually have a serious project, we’re broadcasting on ntv, oh , hello, so, sasha, take it away, take it away, so, artyom, you have songs, of course, i’m a hereditary
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singer, come on, sing, then, sing, come on, don’t show off, now, okay. let's put it on the table because of the position of the transverse to prevent him from being traumatized, this operation must be done urgently, sour it up, sour it up, vita, vita needs to get out. artyom, do you know what’s wrong with your head? kirill, it’s not me that’s the problem, i saw a psychologist yesterday, he told me that it’s all my parents’ fault, guess what, the psychologist told me the same thing, seriously, yes, your parents are complete goners, so vitya, you’re a fool or something , what is it, what is happening?
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guys, we're doing fine. i’m just worried, we’ll win me 20 million. so, sasha, something i can’t see what you’re worried about, we won’t win like that. well, okay, guys, it’s good, it’s not me for you guys, well, be more optimistic, you can’t lower your head, i saw how you know how to work, you like it, work. so sasha, nothing will work out for us, it will work out, i believe in you, so, what kind of star is this, and lyolya, lyolechka, lyalechka, i hope it’s halalechka, i’m afraid to seem old-fashioned, even conservative, but i’ll still ask you when - we had sex together, so aidar,
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what are you talking about, lelya, sing us a song, all the morons in the cirrhosis department, for recovery, raise a toast, raise a toast, uhu, thank you, thank you, thank you. bravo, that's enough, okay, come on, maybe i'll sing a song, way, come on, spring has come again, march is coming, then april will come.
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may will come, june, july will pass, and august september, october, november, december, january, february, spring has come again, march is coming, that’s it, vitya, what was it, i mean, what was it, circle, so, you’re a fool , or something, ah, think for yourself that again, guys, here we are. it's okay, i'm just worried. so, sasha, are you going somewhere? where did you get this from? i just i take out the trash and throw away last month's collection. sasha, stop fooling us.
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do you think you're better than us? yes, look, i'm no different from you. i am an ordinary person like you, but not a poor one. but you dance worse than me. oh, what did you tell me? i am ska, i said that you dance worse than me, but your words will make me vomit, you know that i have known the language of dance since childhood.
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dear friends, alexander reva was on stage and he was good, i’m sorry, i’m a rude, sexist boor, one is downright hot, the other is funny, beautiful face, muscles, everyone loves it.
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let's listen to our lighter artemy, a lighter without gas, i have a very simple attitude towards any creativity, if people use and recycle any existing creative product, be it a song, be it a style, be it something else, this is first, always secondary, secondly, it completely shuts down progress, that is, we are stewing in the same compote, like... but the issue consisted of some things that were cool, well, that’s all mechanization, there's a massage table, it's all cool, the joke about boys is normal, i just want, i want to hear new songs, i
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want there to be new music, well, look, any remade song is already a new one, you know, no, this is a secondary joke , i will fight for this until the end of my life for this position, it’s like the letter m, how to remake the letter m, everything is right, whoa-whoa! let's move on to the good guy, sergei zhukov, seryozh, come on, what do you, what do you say based on what you saw? you know, you have always been a musical team, now you have more music in squared, in a cube, i don’t know, together with sasha, hold this bar for the most musical, probably the most sung team, that’s why. i will keep an eye on you, but today i smiled, sang the songs you sang, thank you, well, if, thank you, in short, and seryozha wants to say, get busy,
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meet our next star and the team she chose. oh, oh, yes, dzhigan, his eyebrows furrowed, philip’s tears were flowing, in a panic, curly hair, fitunki, someone else, and do you know why? not you know, because ai is against them. alexey chumakov, for the aunts of their men, alexey chumakov, with a team of funny dudes,
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by the way, here are my 2 million, i didn’t know that i could sell mine to peugeot so quickly, please take it, chumakov, team napoleons. alexey, we were introduced very coolly, a team of funny dudes. tell me honestly, is it just because you don’t know our names? yes dude, relax, did you understand the joke i just told, what kind? well, look, i sang arthur pirzhkov, oh, yes, but i can sing his song, but he can’t sing mine maybe funny, funny, funny, well done, they took a song, yes, worked on it, i beg you, i didn’t even work on it, why did you, alexey ?
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that’s amazing, very cool, but what about others? well, the russian national team has dmitry malikov, the union alexander revva, they don’t like us here, well, alexey chumakov, yes, chumakov, let’s get acquainted with the team and let’s start, come on, alexey, my name is artyom, i’m your biggest fan, i know all your songs by heart, it’s very nice, which is your favorite, no one will ask, alexey, hello, hello!
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girl, girl, woman, elderly woman, grandmother, sad people came to eat kutya, well, i just decided to tell the story to the end, girl, girl, woman, alexey, many times you can do this, i can still sing like this until the morning , girl, girl. woman, okay, okay, i understand, i went a little overboard, but listen, anything can happen, i’m not a professional, by the way, you sing well, you can sing something else, for 10 years i ate semolina, drank water from
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a can so that 35 live in your own apartment, but queen of the central bank, elvira is a hooligan, with you i can’t save up for a mortgage, listen, some strange song, i would just go, buy an apartment, live, i don’t quite understand what it’s about. listen, what's the name of the project? what is the name of the project? tell me, the project, the project is called stars, stars, stars where, stars that are nowhere, just stars, no, it doesn’t happen, stars must be out there somewhere, stars in the circus, stars in the ring, stars in africa, stars on ice, so now we have all the stars on ice, and on very thin ice, of course, but project, project just stars, just stars, that is... like stars on stars,
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girl, girl woman, okay, okay, that's it, in short, let's get started, otherwise the producers are calling, and i agree, but i have one question, and i know most of the jury, i love some of them, but i don’t know who this young beautiful girl is, lie down, what are you doing, it’s a carnival girl, what is she doing? no one will ask, okay, that's it, let's start, girl, the infection has been here for the whole day, so let's show the numbers, let's go, why should i show the numbers, no, no, lyokha, we ourselves we'll handle it. thank you, yeah, i’m the only one of you who chipped in, i’ll
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show what i think is necessary, whatever you say, okay, let’s imagine that a fan of alexei chumakov recognized chumakov on the street, in the role of a fan is alexey chumakov, in the role of chumakov is alexander burdashev , at the bus stop, you stand there, you smile, you found out something, well, yes, well, you, you are tough, a famous person, let’s take a photo, come on, i’m very friendly. it just seems that i’m arrogant, unpleasant, no one thinks so, but stop it, just say that you’re my book i read, of course, you have a very wonderful novel, but it’s a parasha, it’s not a parasha, you even made a film about it, well, yes, a parasha about a parasha, but not a parasha, never talk like that to yourself, you chumakov, never, i alexey, yes, okay,
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let me sing a song for your woman, let’s do it on video, come on, which one should i have time for, well, any of my two, well, let’s go extraordinary, extraordinary, extraordinary, affectionate, gentle, i’ll now show you how to do it, let me be me, you'll be a fan, okay, come on, i'm not like that at all, look, at the bus stop, hello, hello, good afternoon. and you can you tell me when bus 54 will arrive?
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stop, stop, please leave the music, sorry guys, if you think that i’m an absolute mediocrity, by the way, you’re the only one who thinks so, give me 5 minutes, i ’ll show you how the stage should work, okay, let’s go, veterinarians too. who is she? charlatan. tem, i'm serious,
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who is this? queen of pentacles? how do i know who the queen of pentacles is? i don’t even know what pentacles are, so what are they? drops on your panties? you've already joked like that, tyom! well, just tell me, who is your queen of pentacles? this is katya novikova? no, is this alinka okuneva? no, this is olya zhikhareva, this! your queen of pentacles, olya zhikhoev, super shura-mura, how tired you are, okay, let’s do it your way, i’m a taurus, an earth sign, and this is stability, calm and order! unlike the air ones, who are eccentrically hot-tempered, but you and i have 86% compatibility when there is no retrograde, 88, the fact that you and i got a pair of cups, the sun on the major arcana normally pushes some lady of pentacles, who to also fell into a weak circle, so let's just calmly go home, red talker.
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tyom, are you showing off olesya ivanchenko? yes, unlike you, my pentacles don’t bother her. so, ntv, vk video and the siberian taiga are represented by garik kharlamov, artemy lebedev, sergey zhukov, valya carnival, zhora gooseberry. and for some reason love uspenskaya. she is shown well, in an extreme new show, taiga's test, ladies and gentlemen, this show is taiga's test and i'm the leading man from my game, well, apparently, because this is the only one i look like, we just had a secret voting stage and
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lyubov uspenskaya leaves the show by unanimous decision, open. and i drove across the field and across the field and across the pole, and i drove across the field and across the field and across the pole for thousands for the fourth time in a song , i won’t give immunity, but kharlam ate the whole bucket of worms, oh my god, well, i ate, i ate, let’s change the test , and you also replace the air in the taiga, but he thinks that you can’t feel it , you can hear everything, i understand that you can hear it, but that’s it, lyubo salmanovna, the decision has already been made, you leave the project. "come on, you know what, let lebedev fuck off, well, firstly, he himself will send whoever you want, and secondly, he i’m not a participant, you don’t understand, the man has 10 children, he just came to the taiga to rest, of course, well, you understand one thing, even valya carnival, the kindest girl on the project, and she voted against you, valya, valya,
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valya, carnival, i thought that you were my friend, valya, valya, valya, carnival." yes, of course it’s more convenient to live and much, well , okay, what do we want to say in the end, we don’t worry about the result at all, because
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he sits on the jury zhoro kryzhovnikov, all the performances have already been leaked online, we won there, that’s it, napoleons, alexey chumakov, thank you, happiness. this is a cat, you are without a title, you can enter my house, alexey chumakov and the napoleon team for swelling, i take izkuzan, the effectiveness is comparable to compression hosiery, only during the championship, only winline gives freebet daily, to everyone and new ones. players and those who have been with us for a long time, receive freebet every day, only from winline, winline makes the difference, kingfisher - new season, tomorrow at 14:00 on ntv, when you are an adult, it is so easy to forget that joy lives inside us, and after all
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the feeling that the master was from the moscow art theater, invited some talented guys, played something with them for his own pleasure, so they played along with him with pleasure, it’s just... like an artist and aspiring one, like that, i ’ll call it that, you can immediately see the director striving, but i, but nevertheless, how the team really formed, and there is a feeling that the guys will improve, we’ll wait, yes, garik, there is a complete feeling that with the appearance of alexey everything began to sparkle with new colors, everything began to work, everything began to work cool, like... video, to find
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a fragment of this speech, i’ll find this video, go into the section with comments below and put only one emoji there, it will be the poop emoji, i just realized, i’m now again watching how artemy watches performance, it seems to me that you believe too much in what is happening, it’s not real. artemy, thank you, thank you, thank you to alexey chumakov, the napoleon team, thank you, well, we continue, meet our next star and the team she chose. to win this show, everyone divided into different teams. but no one tried to unite, meet the national team of the soviet union! souls from the sea mountains! hello
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friends, good evening, soviet union national team stage. some of you may say that we are too young for the soviet union, for the one that was, yes, for the one that will be, quite well. now, maybe you won’t like us, but then we’ll leave and you ’ll be like, damn, how fun it was, i wish i could come back now, nostalgia. each of us on this stage will represent a certain republic, i, well, obviously russia, but why? i more. i agree. he is belarus. great. belarus, by the way, is the first in the world in terms of potato reserves. we have the best milk, the cleanest reservoir and salt production. essentially, our economy runs on the side dish. what
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nonsense? can i go? oops, latvia. and what are you doing? well, there are no more monuments, so i decided so. friends, this is latvia, a small baltic republic. but we have a progressive society, our president was a woman. and yes, woman, who was he?
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now one of the most popular directors in russia, yeah, i mean, seriously, what am i i didn’t see it, what did he take? by the way, the person in our cinema filmed open gamer and barbie for you, should i continue, oh, everything is fine, kazakhs, kazakhs, it’s cool that you’re with us, of course, it’s cool, kazakhstan is the most high-tech country in the union, listen, the most a high-tech country in the union is, after all, russia, yes, we have our own electric cars, our own smartphones, we have the internet. 5g, do you know that the kazakhs came up with the idea that we, in short, get on a direct plane and arrive in london, think about it, everyone, hello, oops, kyrgyz, but we’re like if they didn’t call you, you even read the news,
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he was charged or something, what’s going on here in general, and what’s funny, i can’t understand, he came, he found time for us, and here you are laughing at him, he probably should have been playing basketball somewhere, but he’s here. he, he, together with dzhekichan , saved the prime minister’s daughter, and it’s him, i ’m telling you, it’s him, he, well, look at him, look, he’s, well, maybe, then somewhere in the evening he’ll be on the ... sophone the blind man is playing, i'm telling you, we, he and i on ntv won't just make money, we 'll win an oscar with him, thank you, bro, from the bottom of our hearts, we blacks should be together, i understand, guys, what's the use of him, he can only dance, oh, kamon, oh, you ’ve been talking about the soviet union for 15 minutes? i can show it
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it’s awesome that kazakhs don’t dance at all, kazakhs dance, kazakhs get high. jump out! i'm sorry, but is there anything from belarus? certainly. applause!
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the olympics are gone! listen, that’s what i thought, guys, if we win this show, well, well, miguel and i will share the money, of course we will share, the man throws in his two lamas, of course we will share, of course, but it turns out if we don’t we will win, only miguel will lose, well, of course, the man will only throw in his two lamas, well, of course, of course, it turns out, the soviet union will win in any case, of course, it will be in heaven, he will compose songs about heroes, where one must live, i...
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by i’m super, let’s listen to them, val, let’s start with you, the only thing you don’t know is that such is the ussr, it was interesting, it was powerful, it was spectacular, it was funny, i got a full range of emotions and i got high. guys, you are so great, well done, it was really worthy, really very cool, thank you very much, it was wow, sergey zhukov, listen, well, everything is already mixed up with us, these are not just humorous performances, this is already a whole show, thank you, everyone appreciated it, but no, really, it’s a shame, the dramaturgy was very well constructed.
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astana on stage, let's begin! from the beloved capital, dear capital, the viewer remembers our kazakh faces, minimum tension to maximum joy! meet the kazakhstanis! it’s a pity, of course, that it didn’t work out, that it didn’t work out, well, you wanted to do a somersault, i didn’t want to do a somersault, why are you just like that, good evening friends, guys, look,
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so come on, get ready, let’s start, and then come back, come on, the most important moment, friends, come on, the culmination moment of our performance, the star of the team astana, meet, prohar- shalyapin, what what what what the hell what the hell chaliapin you damn prokhor fuck don't meet him don't meet him wait i mean don't meet him the man has already come out, who cares he's no stranger to when he comes out he doesn't meet you hello, azamat, i noticed that, certainly, damn, brother, hi, how are you, you look great, what is it, a skater, or something, you look absolutely gorgeous, in general, such a good fellow, what the hell, chaliapin, what the hell are you , listen, azamat, if you need anything...
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i don’t like it, you tell me, stop it, what i might not like, stop it, please, i’m always there for you, you know, with the deepest, i don’t know, marian-like respect for you always, are you really, he’s the same he’s a complete loser, oh, he didn’t turn around, he’s a complete loser, why are you driving him away, he’s not suitable for us at all, at all doesn’t suit you, look, daniyar, baurzhan, olzhas, arnad, erkibulan and prokhor, he sticks out, he will stand out to you like cherchesov among the fixies, what are you saying, you’re leaving already, he’s good enough for everyone’s grandfathers, in his opinion, i really like him for kazakhstan. well, of course, of course, kazakhstan is thousands of years old, you like this, listen, azamat, you hesitated, yes, i like older women, it’s not just like that, but because they are smart, well-read, interesting, they have the most delicious pies, you
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’m throwing it up now coin, the prohar runs after it and doesn’t comes back, no, this is strange, no, no, no, normal, normal, you see, normal. well, look, for example, take dmitry dzhuzhev, and how to admit him to the hospital, he doesn’t fit, well, i don’t know, well, let’s think the same, let’s approach, you also tell anastasia volochkova, seriously, yes, anastasia,
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okay . good evening, yes, it’s not good at all, come here, you’re kazakhs, are you disgracing yourself, i don’t understand, you invited whom, chaliapin, who next, mukhtar, or what, who ’s next, stu, dominique joker who, hi, azamat, i noticed, nastyushenka, hi, so cool in general. you look absolutely magical, at first i thought it wasn’t you, but i don’t know, it’s sunset on the modivs, send her the hell back too, put her in a bag with chaliapin and take her somewhere, the azamat bullied her, honestly, you’re no one i don’t like it, by the way, anastasia volochkova, prima ballerina, all russia, she
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does the splits, all the time, you forgot to add, all the time, she spends more time doing the splits than with her relatives, it actually seems to me that her first is in the triangular coffin will bury this, of course, of course, with supercosmic and deep, like your splits, respect for you, nastyush, you look like a crowd of angels, you saw on her social networks that there, there are more slingshots than soviet schoolchildren, listen, azamat, the point is that i was invited here. and i was invited here as a superstar, and we prepared a very interesting number, i’m sorry, this is not azamat, this is fucked, let him tell him, i don’t want to talk, listen, azamat, we prepared a number on the theme of swan lake, no it is necessary, there is no need to show
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swan lake on tv, in russia the associations with this are not very good, even with volochkova, people will think that something very bad happened, but in general nastyushenko, honey , your eyes... blue lakes - thank you huge, thank you very much, please, please, you could have said without the splits that you were leaving already, thank you very much, it also turns out that there are bumps, i love that, you understand, you understand, i kicked out two stars, i already kicked out two stars , who then, who what, i, i say, i, i say, i, well speak, tell me who it is, tell me, let me talk to you, i say, i wanted to be your star, i generally always wanted to be
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someone’s star, because no one ever invited me to be a star , even i wanted you have to be a star, no, no, no, this is in the jury all the time in the best projects, all the time a jury-jury. i want, that’s not what i wanted, i’m not the host of these very best shows, no, no, not these multimillion-dollar advertising contracts, well, no, i wanted to be a star, you know, a star, so that by the way, kazakhs. “i didn’t know, this is the first time, i ’ve become a star for the first time, i immediately turn out to be rotten, you see, who would have thought, but i
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always wanted to come to you, in fact, yes, well, yes, what do you think, to come to me no one approached me, maybe, there are other teams that are a little funnier than you, but i wanted to come to you, the kazakhs, to my own people, oh well, we see, we just understood, oh well, damn, how many hints did i drop from the very beginning? samalda jelkeshinde, sağan degin mahabbatin bir ko'rgende keldim, sen mening vaqitimsan, izdagini birday, kuldi juzgen aquansıng, sululaqdı koʻzdegen. i don’t know, you see
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, you don’t know, i don’t know, you say, but how to perform with you then, it’s easy , announce any number, i’ll do it right away, any, of course, come on, come on, so, imagine, vladimir putin decides to go for him whether to vote or not, no, i’ll still go, we don’t show that one, we need our numbers right, ours, oh, give us yours, any number, ours, easy, well, look, come on, come on, our number, imagine, in the animal world in kazakhstan, so, dear friends, here we see how a young male cheetah is slowly approaching us, towards him the second cheetah joins, are you a cheetah? bidu looks like aramgutang, you're definitely a cheetah,
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well done, here comes the third, but no, the second cheetah is still normal, it turns out it's a bicycle or something or a compass, you're a cheetah, good, here comes the fourth, the most famous cheetah, in our jungle , oh, you, you’re a cheetah too, while i was walking, you know what i thought, maybe, after all, the rogue is a chap, it’s you! dear friends, the astana team has
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a star azamat musagaliev, azamat musagaliev, oh my, you’re crazy in general, yes, but there are a small nuance: according to the rules, each star must contribute 2 million rubles to the project. oh, it’s not a question at all, do you have anything with you, of course, here on the project everyone has no clue. there are only 2 million, yes, and are you going to count or for everything, well, what’s left to win the main prize 20 million no, no, not there, not 20 there, 18 why 18 are two of mine, and you took it from there or something , well, everything is super, yes, great, 20 million is normal. money, i’ll tell you, good money by moscow standards, that’s what it’s like in moscow
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, slowly wait your turn, then you’ll say, ok, come on, i would buy an apartment, well , he’s a family boy, well done, good, masculine, masculine, now it’s daniar, yes, now it’s daniar, right? i would, i would probably use the remaining 3,400, but i would open a business for myself for the future, far-sighted, well done, that’s it, the money is over, look, well then, go ahead with your dream, and zamak, you didn’t ask me, but you didn’t ask me he asked, the money had run out, they already said, far, far in the middle of the stipi, where
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the air is saturated with freedom, they just all said, i didn’t say, bro, but when everyone said... where am i and where are you? our dreams lead, it’s easy to reach the star where i am and you are where i am and where you are, thank you, the astana team and their superstar, let’s listen to the opinion of zhor
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cool. but now seriously i’m saying, this is very charming, this is again some kind of acting existence, adorable orangutans-cheetahs, you are very good, by the way , on the spot, yes, very, so to speak, such a cherry, but the cake, well, really, from the beginning to the end, and you are still so musical, without any, without any flattery, are you artists? and this scene seems to have been created especially for you, thank you, thank you, ahmed, thank you very much, zhor, and sergey zhukov, well, when the kazakhs start singing, guys, it’s certainly beautiful, thank you very much for your voices, this is not for today’s number, but in general for all the numbers that i saw in your performance, it was always wonderful,
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i think i will express such a small general opinion, we have another favorite, 100% another team is the favorite of today's festival, another favorite, here are some favorites, some favorites, azamat, you are lucky with the guys , and not for you and him, guys, because well, in fact, you would have done your job just as well without him, and well, you’re handsome, jokes aside, i completely agree, these are really very talented guys, and valya, you guys are super cool, really, i really liked it. i really felt how you attracted all our attention to you, i didn’t want it to end, everyone was watching the progress of history, just with their mouths open, and the way you sing is just amazing, really favorites, thank you very much for your humor , it was very cool, thank you, thank you, thank you, garik kharlamov, say something, buddy, here’s your humor, which is unique in general, that’s
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how long i’ve been watching you, kazakh flavor, that is - no, well, seriously, i mean a little bit alternative, a little bit, it ’s immediately clear what he’s doing here's astana, that's it, well done, it was cool, great, and of course, you are very lucky that you are performing with the presenter, slight corruption is visible , nepotism, and what can you say about the prokhar chaliapin, about anastasia valochkova, well, what can i say? it seems like they need to be together. well here we go this note, thank you, and artem says, thank you, thank you, great performance, yes, that artemy, of course, you have the floor, of course, ok, that’s a lot in his language, no, that’s a lot, just ok, well , astana, thank you
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the performances of all ten stars of their teams. it's time to invite all participants to the stage. well, the decisive moment has come, what we called you all here for, in fact, no, not a banquet, now you have to decide who to give your point to, the teams that received points will have an advantage in the next stage, so only someone’s fate depends on your decision. so,
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artemmy, out of harm’s way, let’s start with you, no one, myself, i only have one point, artemy, you have one point, 10 teams, 10 stars, you can give only one star and her team, yes, i wouldn’t give it to anyone, of course, because there was a lot that wasn’t funny, but...
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i can imagine how much each of you did the work to stand here now, each of you made me laugh, but i only have one vote, and i will choose as a girl with my heart exclusively, yeah, so i choose dzhigan and the krasnoyarsk team.
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but i did this with my ex-wife, so how do you like it, half everything, but i like it, well what do you want to say, well done, everyone, bravo, really, this is not any flattery, not some kind of hypocrisy, it’s true, everyone is cool, but we have a long way ahead, it will be interesting how events will develop, but for now i i would like to give my point to the astana team, yes, astana, one point. notice, i didn’t name the star,
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face in the next stage of our show, in duels, i’m announcing a draw. well, the only person to whom i here i can trust - it's me. so, in the next stage lera kudryavtseva and raisa’s team will meet against manchester united, yes, fc10. alexander reva and studio soyuz. come closer, look into each other's eyes, this will be a mind-blowing battle. well, shall we begin? kudryavtseva is against the roar, the grandmother is against the grandmother of easy virtue.
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shake hands, we are waiting for this battle, we are waiting. good luck! next duel: miguel! ussr national team, who would you like, hell knows, i haven’t seen anyone, squad, yes, out of habit, against dzhigan and the krasnoyarsk team. closer, even closer, it will be the most intense, this is an advertisement
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hands each other, we are waiting for you, thank you, interesting, the young man prompts, come on quickly, azamat musagaliev and astana. oops, against, uh, someone will definitely not be lucky, brother against brother, alexey chumakov, napoleons, the procedure is necessary, lesh, it will be a laugh-out-loud duel, a super presenter against a moderate singer, a comedian against a coupletist. see you, well, finally, everyone already
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understands who is there, if anyone is watching, denis dorokhov, regions, i said who, who, who, who, who, who, who, and the wrestlers, well , it will be bro, don't interfere, a little bit, i ask you to spark directly between you, dorokhov against kherkorov, dorokhov against kirkorov, outrageousness against a slightly restrained outrageousness. pop king versus asses king, or in other words, king and jester,
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oh shit! believe me, i don’t always give my best to human morals, but who else but the guys who went through the school in afghanistan were capable of protecting novice businessmen from rampant gangs, in conditions of complete inaction by the authorities. and if you are interested in our personal life, we are ready to invite you to our home to talk about it in more detail, even with photographs. thank you very much. this was an interview with stickers candidate yuri shudov, reportage. a new letter just now makes me want to puke, in short, the bottom line is that he has incriminating evidence on the port, the amount has been raised to 5 million. i’ll find him. he is
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a principle, he will be found, unless he is a postman himself. now, be kind aside, i won’t be able to live my life. well, i fulfilled my conditions, now
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if you say no, then it makes sense, i made a choice. well, what do you think, the kid wants to live with such and such information, it’s strange that the noise hasn’t cleared him up yet, and there was no particular need, but now he needs a clean past. which, of course, i’ll help you, whoever was the first to start the stage,
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vasya, i’m the boss. you can’t drink experience away, you brought it, you were right, in archival work, everything is the same here, on each fact mentioned by our postman there is an agent’s note, the agent’s pseudonym, proudly, he actively covered the entire period of formation of the shubin business, someone took the case from the archives, according to the records, no, it seems
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true, then our blackmailers are not an opera, they would refresh their memory. an agent has been identified, no, not only we know how to work, but there is data on a guy who has been in a coma for 8 years, an absolute linden, he used the agents, he left the authorities 3 years ago, but remembers him well, that’s who we need, girl, what’s your name, and if it’s not champagne, maybe you’ll have some coffee with me, the young man said that...

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