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let's go, oh, fathers, what kind of wind blew you away, hello, civilian policemen, hello? great, great, and mukhtarchik, beautiful, uh, this is my car, start, stop, sconce, stop, giran, giran, i'm 212, yes, get the orientation, that means it's a black dodge, write down the numbers, start, start, bobby, i 'm telling you, hurry up, hold on, that's it, that's it, bobby is dead, dead, dead, dead, bobby, dead.
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damn, did you give it to the bullets? yes, he handed over everything, kat, i’ll catch you by now, scum, bastard, scumbag, i’m an asshole to you, don’t worry, artyom, look what you did, he ’s not going anywhere, kat hood, let them take him, optics, the radiator pierced, yes, hard on the bumper, fender, well, didn’t catch it, didn’t catch it, bastard, well, never mind, when we take it, i let you eat it, understand?
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the parasite, before my eyes, hits the car and drives away, i rushed after him, well, where can they catch up with me to... what's 5 liters, i only have two legs, and the guys' car stalled, that's all, but they really managed to tell the bullets, it's rubbish, and the hood, the radiator was punctured, lantern, headlight, bumper, fender, good thing, it’s not dented, just scratched, crap, but i’ll find it, gan, he ’ll buy me a new car, a new one, listen, anyway, why did he start so abruptly? yes, because he is an idiot, he has no brains. he ruined his pants, our
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car, the cop's, and got cold feet, apparently, rummaging through the cannon. you're talking about the car, you're scared police, it turns out that the guys combed the whole area, even if it’s a canal, our two cars, the police officers, everything is gone , but i’m afraid that not everything is so simple, come on , len, i’m serious, my car was broken into, and you’re joking, well, don’t be tormented, do n’t be tormented, tell me, oh, tyoma, you know, i think that not everything is so simple here, it’s really important now this one is starting, come on guys, come on seriously, well my car was broken into, okay, okay, calm down, well, in general, there’s one of two things here, either the license plates are fake, or it’s not a dodge at all, but zas-968, born in the seventy-fifth year,
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obviously, and matyshin vladimir sergeevich, born in the twenty-third year, is its owner, well, it’s baked. guys , it’s all over, i can’t tell the difference between constipation and constipation, excuse me, it’s time to retire, okay, wait, where does this relict mother live, anyway, all this is nonsense, the zaporozhets rotted somewhere, they twisted the numbers or made new ones, rearranged them to be more precise, now there is still wind in the field, and i will find, i will find this bastard, he will answer for me for the car, hello, hello andryush, what judges? do we have traffic police? well, official necessity. i won't bother you. listen, your cornfield is lined in the yard. yes, mine. and who do you think so? yes, one jeep, handsome. freak. escaping from the scene of an accident. and petrov’s bobik stalled. in general, one disorder was not found.
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it’s impossible to catch up on petrovsky bobik. well, if we hadn’t caught up, at least we would have warmed up. you better advise me. traffic safety. how can i find this jeep? well, is there anything? give me a piece of paper, we broke through this bullshit, so 500, so vladimir 503, vladimir, tamara, ninety-ninth region, durango, black, black, let's look your offender, well, how soon, i don’t know, over time you know, the second week they steal away. executive cars from cool people, in general, they lost their fear, our colonel had istrochki, they took him away, come, seriously, well , colonel agibd, and hair, listen, you say black duran, yes black, we have a stolen silver one, it’s a pity it’s not yours, well
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he’ll find yours too, and here’s another thing, i have a friend, the owner of the service, he owes me for life, so if i need a car, he’ll fix it at a good discount, thank you, andre, thank you for an attempt to help, but... i need it not with discounts, but for free, this bastard will do it for me, i will find him, besides, i need the indignation of moral damage, well , contact me, okay, come on, happily, come on, according to what we have information, a group has appeared in the city, engaged in the theft of expensive and prestigious foreign cars, they work, regardless of identity, they are not afraid of anything, most likely they are touring people, i think that our department also needs to join the investigation, at least partially in my person, since me... very important developments and some interesting ones considerations, i know your achievements and considerations are in your yard, you think, if someone dented your car, you have the right to use your official position for personal purposes, nikolai nikolaevich, well, what personal goals, there is a fact of
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a socially dangerous act , we are simply obliged, we are obliged, senior lieutenant kolotsev, to attend to his immediate duties, responsibilities, we have to work, yes. transmit the data on the jeep to the state traffic safety inspectorate, everything is clear, that’s right, decide to go, go, eat.
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tema, are you okay? yes. tem, take me home, you seriously, yes, did a professional job, but it’s unclear why, if they had a gun, we’ll catch you, ask, stand, a criminal case has been opened against you, of course. the agent must be destroyed, let's go, it's time to stop shilov, this is already a political question, zheka, what would you do in their
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what rank is the dog, senior lieutenant, okay ? and you are out of uniform today, yes, out of uniform today, your dog is beautiful, it’s a pleasure, i probably have a dog too, what a poodle, i just let my wife and i out of the car, your dog probably smelled them both, you know , as these are critical days, it’s clear, hang on, happily. thank you, be young, be careful, don’t get caught by a poacher, what’s going on here? oh, yes, yes, some irresponsible citizens and at the same time workers the ministry of internal affairs, instead of protecting the peace of citizens, is sowing fear in the panic. more specifically? yes, the fly
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barks lauda stop, in which before this there was a pudil named frossie, who... is now in heat, clearly, a good car, dear, i don’t remember the number, you’re kidding, don’t you think that a fly can really distinguish them, i don’t think so, but it’s worth checking, okay, i’ll take into account your wishes, captain sew , execute, fulfill, there is, for tomorrow, colleague, tyoma, we ran through your yesterday’s audi 100 in the database, well, well, imagine, there’s no audi not an audi, but a moskvich 407,
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produced in the seventieth year, the owner of the swamps, andrei petrovich, born in the thirtieth year, hear how, yes like this, yes like this, you need to express gratitude to your mukhtar, and you some irresponsible employees are sowing panic and fear, well done, mukh , yes, yes, no, tell me, how do you identify cars with fake license plates, yes , he can feel it in his heart, not like some irresponsible employees, well done, it’s an interesting thing, guys, yes, dig around, nikolai nikolovich, yes, come in, nikolai nikolaevich, here’s the thing, mukhtar, what? again mukhtar, in vain he went khrulyov, in vain, oh, he won’t allow him anything, nothing,
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flies, well, you know khrulyov, it’s not even worth asking, kolosov, we have enough of our own work, and you’re going to get involved in these hijackings again, let them do it. such departments, you understand everything, yes, i understand, very good, go, eat, left, glad to see you, happy, hello, great, there is news, not yet, we are looking, but what, everything will be fine, allow me, andryush , wait, i have one idea here... “ i know your ideas, well andryush, i’m serious, come on, tell me, i’ll help, you need to come to an agreement with the guys at the exit post, on the highway, no problem, do you want to take out a batch of heroin, yes, that is
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, no, yes, but i want to check something, check mukhtar’s abilities, in short, he feels killed cars with blind license plates, what are you talking about, and expired insurance, and a fake technical inspection, well, i think it’s all the same..." in general, you have a problem, i’m serious, well andryusha, well, seriously, i’ll agree, everything will be fine, thank you, i i’ll call you, okay, that’s it, what are you doing tonight? my mother-in-law came to see me, of course, that means the little guy
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won’t let me go, but what did you want? yes, i wanted to check something in the fresh air, for work? yeah, you need to go with a fly to the nearest traffic police post and see how he calculates these stolen cars. yes, well, with you, in general, no, wait, i’m with you, wait, what will lyutka say, she’ll pour in on the first day, and i won’t tell them anything at all, you won’t tell them anything, no, but what man or not, man, everything, it’s decided, we’re going, great, swept up, i’ll come home, it’s late, wow, sober, sober, and angry, sober and angry, well, i'll have to work on this, yes, let them think about where i 've been hanging around all night, yes, yes, seriously, everything is better, right, everything is better than listening all evening to how unlucky i am, right, these
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meanwhile, listen, maybe it’s time already, otherwise my little girl has probably gone crazy, let’s wait for another half an hour, okay, little girl, hello, right? people, well, i’m on a special mission for this very thing with artyom and mukhtar, but i’m sober, i just didn’t have time to call in advance, well, i understand, people, well, please apologize to your mother, well, damn, i quit, don’t be upset, eh,
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there’s still half an hour , right, right, right, right, well, that’s why we can’t get married, how are you, fine, good, how are you, no smoking there will be. no, they left, but isn’t tuzik bored? tuzik, you say, tuzik is not bored, who are you looking for anyway, bad guys who drive stolen cars with fake license plates, and tuzik, tuzik, from now on it’s clear to call tuzik a mukhtar, so here’s tuzik, unlike you, that is, mukhtar, he senses these cars, i understand, sergeant, yes, well, he’s a good dog, well, suddenly, we’re close, we agreed, little guy, i’ll tear him up, they’re good, but for me... he’s definitely stuck, i’ll beat you up, slow down,
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senior sergeant wallet, present your document, please, please open trunk, i'll try it now, please, come on , what's in the box, these are personal things, of course, show me what's in the glove compartment, please, hands on the car is fast, so what, what's wrong, he took the license plates off a penny and is driving around.
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roensk region, city of sdalbunov. with dumbass, dumbass, have you heard such a thing, no, never, clearly, that is, i haven’t seen anything, i don’t know anything, but like i’m not me, the lie is not mine, why, commander, i don’t matter to you, i’m like that to you i honestly told everything as if in spirit, i saw an ad in the newspaper, a job as a driver, i called, and then what, so what? met in the parking lot, they gave me a car, insurance, documents, wrote out a power of attorney, that’s it, i went, they were supposed to meet me in vologda, yeah, 300 bucks for everything, everything, yes, everything,
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i swear to my mother, everything is clear, but the job is not seemed suspicious, well, if you think about it, but i have nothing to think about, i need to feed my family, so, boy, “nurse, you’ll stay with us, you’ll take a break from worldly labors, you’ll remember how you picked up the car, parts, details, all the little things , what did the people who handed you the documents and the car look like, clearly, clearly, tense up, you know from whom, well, 10 are definitely from lyutka, all 14,
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but you are a flint, man, from the idiots, the number is registered to proskovya ivanna galubkina, born in 1920. the village of malinovka, kaluga region, is registered, listen, it’s necessary, all your connections cover ever wider segments of the population, well, okay, okay, thank you. i have a signet, but here it is, okay, thank you, nakend stepanovich, thank you, dear, you’re welcome, anatoly, thank you, if we don’t think of anything, we’ll have to jump into this race, put amon on the boast of going to vologna, all of a sudden. will anyone meet you? no, i think that you are driving in vain, the car was most likely
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tracked, and if they were tracked, then they saw how it was detained, rights, listen, however, maybe you can still check, go to the parking lot where the driver picked up the car, yes, yes, yes, extremely small the likelihood that i will find something there, what if a fly smells something, well, yes, a bone or a ball? here, here, here, look , by the way, i don’t mind, yes, he’s always a big eater, the phone is dead, here, here’s the list of everyone’s calls, okay guys, i’m in the parking lot, and you try to figure out someone from the list from the ferrymen, maybe it will work out, god help me, please, great things await us,
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now there are few cars in an hour. one and a half will start to drive up, maybe then your friends will drive up, okay, i’ll sit you won’t interfere,
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yes of course, sit, whatever you say, it’s even more fun for me, oh, what’s the dog’s name, fly, mukhtar, mukhtar, oh you, good dog, how about you, artyom, oh, and i’m borisovich, it’s very nice, very nice, well then , get started, get started, come on, that’s it, no, not ours, thank you. yeah, listen, what about the police now they pay well, well, and even regularly, yeah, there’s just one problem, rarely and little, that’s bad, you have to pay a lot for this kind of work, these are the words in god’s ears, and the boss of the gods, well, we people want to look at you, on your feet all day, in the evenings...
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don’t delay, as soon as you see that it’s yours, take it right away and don’t be afraid and don’t worry, otherwise i ’ll ruin your life, you know, in all sorts of ways, today you work together, and tomorrow you ’ll be blown, and what, why did you immediately sentence me, no, i’m taking me to another job, maybe you’ll never see her again, all you'll regret your life, what? i think this is
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our client, i’ll be right back, yeah, hear, you removed your mongrel, what are you doing here? he dismissed the bosses because he wanted to punch him in the face, i’ll now formalize it for you, okay , out of here, cool, you know how to read, i’m happy for you, senior sign of the police colus. they would have said that right away, well, i told you, now give me the documents for the car, and the documents, of course, of course, take him, the dog, ah, ah, take the dog away, you bastard, bastard, take
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the dog away, so mercedes, i don’t hear, well, take the dogs away, perhaps the smart guy jumped, well and why did he run, uh-huh, so he got scared of the dog and ran, clearly, just a little bit, but everything is as usual, the opel cadet of the seventy-third year of production is registered under these numbers. mm, well, what ’s usual here? opel cadet is already original for us. savelelev, where, when? did you take an opel cad from 1975 or 1973? sorry, seventy-three, external, internal, absolutely identical to a mercedes-benz c-class car in the 140th body,
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black, stolen yesterday from mr. kiryushkin. this time. attempt to escape from the place crimes - that's two, resistance to the police, that's three, three, and the bmw, which we stopped seven yesterday, and then at the checkpoint , an electric car, was stolen the day before yesterday from mr. fedotov, that's four, by the way, they only repainted it when they had time, i wonder where, moss, the patient doesn’t hear the question, he asked again. yes, this is navoikovskaya in the society of the blind, the left hangar, the usual one, not painted, no, well, that’s all, that’s all, thank you, fly, it’s not good to hide behind the weak, on
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question and dacha answer. on weekends. at 11:50 on ntv, even the lieutenant colonel is leaking, come in, here one of our heroes, meet senior lieutenant kolosov, uh-huh, uh-huh, well, where is your main character, who, excuse me, well, like who, mukhtar, alexey ivanovich came to thank him for his assistance, just a minute, maintaining the gang, please. and that means you’re hiding it, yes, i’m definitely hiding it, it’s in my office, you know, only the owner can flog a dog, so i ’ll personally thank him later, and thank you for the gift, it’ll come in handy, what a trick, that’s how he detains the gangs, yes, mukhtara, and how to marry laurels, receive gifts, so is his master, yes, that’s right, he’s a cunning fellow, okay, sadivich,
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sit down with you, alexey ivanovich. business proposal, in our department we are only talking about your dog, how she manages to sniff out stolen cars, you haven’t figured it out yet, haven’t had the opportunity yet, yeah, yeah, yeah, so i propose to resolve this issue mutually, well, that is you are yours to us, like his mukhtar, and mukhtar bukhtar, and we will assign him to the regiment. well, for a month or two, no more, so let him work on trips out of the city, then during this time we let's find out about his so-called talents, i hope you don't worry, we have excellent specialists, nothing will happen to your dog, do you agree, no, colonel colonel, why, colonel colonel, i can't give my
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dog ​​into the wrong hands, well, well somehow? thank you for the gift, please, you will be very grateful that we agreed, this doesn’t happen with traffic police, character, artyom, for me personally, no more than one day, i have never refused you. hold it,
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for you personally, just for one day, yeah, don’t feed the dog anything, don’t give it anything to drink, so that everything is fine, you you know me, yes, here’s another thing, one of my acquaintances, the owner of a car service center, well, the one who owes me for life, is eager to repair your swallow for free, you’re kidding, no, moral damage, compensated, compensated, thank you, i’ll call you, okay, go ahead , yes, this one of yours, a colonel from the third department, is happy with the mercedes with you, at least make sure that he doesn’t deceive you, he’ll check, then they don’t know how to promise not to do anything, allow me.
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i understand, flies, i understand, i don’t want to, it’s a shame, i know, but it’s necessary, we have such a service, work, ok, okay, listen, andryushka, behave well, don’t take bribes, i’ll catch you, i’ll punish you, i won’t give you a sausage, okay, bye, that’s it, go to andryushka. in the evening, bring it like a bayonet, i understand , of course, that’s it, good luck, guys, until the evening, one, the other, no, never.
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it's sad, guys, it's sad. well, adam htar, yes, yes, listen, don’t worry so much, everything will be fine, i know, tolik, yeah, not for service, for friendship, run, buy a bottle of wine. have a snack, but the normal course is, i ’m treating, uh-huh, i’m in a very bad
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mood today, i want a holiday, catch it, oops, i understand, right, but what we drink depends on your taste, yeah, wait, ah... yes, yes, andryush, i, wait, but, well, this
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can’t be, he, you’re sure, okay, you , yes, don’t worry, i’ll come now, we ’ll figure it all out, yes, that’s it, wait for me, and my friend from the traffic police post, there’s a fly there, stopping all the cars in a row, yes, okay, seriously. i'll go and figure it out, okay, yes, get rid of it, of course, get rid of it, thank you, ugh, fly, in the database, or something, everything is clean, his car, the mukhtar made a mistake, comrade chief, what a hijacking, well, look at her, who cares she is needed besides me, here’s comrade boss, i ’ve been driving it for 20 years, but it’s completely rotten, the mare is old, comrade boss,
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i’ve been saving for repairs for 2 years, i adjusted the engine a little, tinted it, look, well, it was really old , when they painted the car, here it was three days ago, well, it had only just dried, what was wrong? comrade started, well, who cares, what kind of theft, but take your car, he barks at freshly painted cars, yeah.
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fly, i beg you, you can stop barking, and fly, i beg you. mukha, i know that this car was painted, but this is our car, we didn’t steal it, i understand, well done, well, that’s how it would be right away, well , look at me, everything is fine, well, let’s go home, let’s go, rest.
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do you want to earn money? what? do you want to earn money? and money is maple? gosha! application, whether you like it or not, i’ll find another, but without this earthly decay, gentlemen, we are no good, we thirst for despicable metal, come with me, let’s go, hey, people die for metal.
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well, look, one unanswered call, it was lena who called, she called 5 minutes ago back, if in such a wound, this is an important call, and we missed it all because of you, just don’t say that you wanted me to rest and sleep, it was you who slept through this phone call, you understood me, look me in the eyes , no need to ask me for forgiveness, i’ll try to get you off. that last time, hello, len, hello, it’s me, yes, yes, i haven’t heard, yes, you know, they are doing work outside my window, yes, an excavator, tractors, jackhammers, and what at 5:00 in the morning , yes, they, they have been working since the morning, yes, yes, don’t you hear, no?
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strange, and you don’t see what it means, you don’t see under which house, but under under my house, yes len, that’s it, i’m going out, yes, remember, lying is very harmful, especially a woman, ed, my precious dog, ed, kind morning, good or not good, fly, well, say hello to the lady, be a gentleman, “give me your paw, oh my good one, just let him better find an excavator, otherwise i have something here for him, you know, i don’t see it, he was flax , no, well, in short, it was probably sold for scrap by the teenagers, along with the excavator operator, no, no, the excavator operator along with the teenagers, but really you don’t know modern excavator workers, they will sell their excavator, and then live for a month on this money, not that i’m an idiot, every day they carry their little beggarly wages to work, now you don’t
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have to, today we work a block from yours home, let's go, otherwise we've already slept in the world, there's a commander, take off the big one, so, taxi murder on the neighbors' territory, we have something to do with it, krulev said that today we are helping our colleagues, that it's a simple matter just for us. us, so he said, yes, i see, smoothed it out, exactly. so, so, a homeless person was killed
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in two ways, 90% were drinking buddies, 10% were local teenagers, what can i say, well, in general, a blow from behind, cranial, parietal region, details will come later, the weapon is still unknown, okay, i'm off, hi art, you need to wake up earlier, there was a blow from behind, it’s clear, so, well, since it’s clear to you, you know, let’s call tolik back, he went with a local.
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well, where will we look for a fly, and by chance it’s not cats, damn it, but cats can do that, fly, in my opinion, cats can’t do that, anatoly, hello, hello, god, you’re here you live, yes, how you have sunk, hello, yeah, hello, well, i’ll definitely talk to khrulev so that he can provide us with a hostel. it’s funny, you know, the shoes were almost new, and there were pipes leaking, to be honest, the shoes were ruined, well, i caught another homeless person, and you think they got them in every basement, right? and what’s not, you know, no, you can fuss here until the evening, thanks, by the way, to krulev, say, good morning, naro ulesh, hello, like a family, the family sees
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this happens to homeless people, well, maybe he got hit by his daughter, this happens to homeless people, okay, secondly, stomach contents, seafood, presumably mussels and red caviar, yes, i would like such stomach contents more often, red caviar, i hope now they don’t throw it in the trash, you want to say that this is a homeless man dressed up, what does it mean, someone wanted to hide the murder? and decided that they would not deal with the death of a homeless person? yes.
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look, it's yours, it's the one, go, shape, like he will say, god help you, dear, yeah, look, tol, aka, by creating bottles, you can buy an excellent suit. yes, you are right, the form does not
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correspond to the content. look, he's definitely a philosopher. where are the clothes from? clothes, like onion clothes, are the lot of a philosopher, rags. i chased luxury, and now i will be punished.
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well what does this mean? like what? you and i don’t have a dog’s work and a dog’s life, but the mind means human, really, well, guys, well, i don’t know, well, right on my table, anyway, okay, okay, calm down, fly, that’s it, fly, be gentleman, give way to your seat, well done, sit, sit, that means listen, here, uh-huh, the murdered man is not a homeless person at all. what are you saying? yes, you know what they found in her stomach, little red riding hood and grandma, are they testifying now? tyoma, you don’t have to explain, why aren’t you interested, but i don’t want your sandwich, you ’re not interested, listen, what kind of pathology, well, tell me, how can a normal person be interested in what another normal
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person has, but his profession forces him to find out and not this, so i’ll ask you, so what does he have found? gold folders, the stomachs of the murdered man were found, seafood, the assumption of copper is red, don’t continue, then the sandwiches won’t fit in the throat, and i haven’t had lunch yet, you understand what this means, what this means is that he is not homeless, for sure, god my, they dressed him in these rags, and besides, he has a wedding ring on his finger, fly, tell me we’re busy, hello? god, who am i working with, this is some kind of madhouse. muh, i told you, don’t answer the phone, what if it’s khrulev? khrulev knows that he works in a madhouse, it works, that's exactly what works. tell me, please, why did you arrange a banquet here? what have you done all day today? sorry, citizen, boss, yes, we didn’t collect
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waste paper, we didn’t water the trees, we didn’t take away the scrap metal, but we washed our hands and cleaned our ears, great. by the way, with help. deductive method, my abilities and yes mukhta, your talent, we found a suspect in today's murder, let's go heads, oh well, yeah, why are you silent, and why should we shout about this at every corner, oh to ears, oh to mukhtar , we are modest people unlike some, yeah, by the way, this suspect is now giving tolik a sincere confession. so , that means, we won’t write a sincere confession, i assure you, i didn’t kill this unfortunate homo sapiens, again 25, listen, homeless man, you’re not fooling me, write, come on,
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you know, i don’t like this term of yours : bum, i prefer hobbies, what? hobbo, in english, is a homeless person, so if you don't mind, call me hommo. well, coolie, how are you doing? well, what about me, this hobbit is showing off, he went into denial. well let's not insult a citizen, why insult, no one insults anyone, he himself asked to call himself that, but not a hobbit, not a hobbit, but a hobbo, a hobbo with an emphasis, i know, i know, i know everything, but how can a person know everything ? , the more a person knows, the more
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he understands that he doesn’t know a damn thing, i say, philosopher. where is the suit from? if you don’t want to talk about the spiritual, let’s talk about the material. yesterday evening i exchanged it with an additional payment. excuse me, what do you mean with additional payment? did you take money from the body? what, what are you saying? from what other body from the body? found today near the garbage containers, i don’t know about this body, i changed, i exchanged my clothes, with the tempter, and now i suffer, with which tempter, who are you talking about, look, it’s him, lord, another one
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freed from earthly bonds, approached at night, the tempter offered to exchange clothes and gave money, lucky you, he also gave money, the holy white guard cross, the true truth, grandfather, who now will believe in your white guard cross and your truth, yes, all this is nonsense, i hear such tales more in a year than the grim brothers throughout his entire life they wrote, he looks like a murderer, well, it’s immediately obvious that he’s at least homeless, but once he was an educated, intelligent man, well, life just happened that way, linochka, you’re a capable person, but
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even in japanese, you didn’t even try to look for it, why it’s all so simple for you, since you’re homeless, it means you’re guilty, that’s only because is he homeless? or maybe the person’s life has worked out, because this person was once educated, intelligent, uh-huh, 2 years ago in a neighboring area, a piano tuner strangled a music teacher with a string because of unrequited love, i’ll tell you this, len, among these intellectuals are maniacs , i don't say mom. in general, it’s up to me, and we continue to work on this matter, and so that by the evening there will be at least some results, clearly, fly, don’t answer the phone, and one person works here, and that mukhtar, just like that, and
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what are you doing there? yes, i dropped my pen and i can’t find it, yeah, senior police lieutenant, kolosov, inokenty, i’m inakenty, and i’m artyom, i came to you, well, it’s good that you came to me, i have valuable information for you. well, it’s up to you to decide, so zhanna petrovna handed it over, and well, if zhanna petrovna, then it’s valuable, yes, there are complete autopsy results, which means that the volume of blood in the body of the deceased and the amount of blood found at the crime scene do not correspond to the amount of blood in the body of the man and his build, more or less, that there is more or less blood, but i understand, again your jokes, well, less, of course, that is, you want to say that the body was not found at the crime scene, that it
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was moved, i understood correctly, well, strictly speaking... but well, artyom, it’s your job to draw conclusions, my job is to provide facts, and mine is to draw conclusions, and yours is to look for conclusions, you know, you’re just quoting your predecessor, comrade ilkovsky, what ’s the point. they work where infantry cannot penetrate. evgeny golovanov, about the heroic everyday life of tank crews in special operation zone. the threats are named, the global ambition is outlined. at the samite.
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