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well , the people who don’t mind giving other people’s money will decide who will be one step closer to 20 million. i'm talking about the jury. stadiums are built only for him to gather people there. sergey zhukov. seryozha, just after the festival the audience recognized you as the kindest member of the jury, the kindest. this is bad, yes, probably, i don’t know how bad.
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you just have to live with this, i ’ll correct myself today, okay, but if you correct yourself, wow, we’ll keep an eye on him, friends, a talented entrepreneur, colleagues know him as ip yunusov, and we just call him timothy, what do you expect from today’s duel? oh, i'm looking forward to great, bright jokes that deliver humor right to the jury, right inside, i need to remind you, marina fedunkiv, dmitry malikov. the owner of the body is the owner of this voice, and my friend, my colleague, my, damn it, yes, when will he arrive, garik kharlamov, hello, mr. presenter, hello, hello, garik, you are an incredible lively person in our show, somehow, you're just some kind of fidget, even, you know, i slept today, it's amazing, you slept amazingly, like - my favorite phrase - i feel like - wet salt in a salon, i don't get enough sleep, today... i i'm getting enough sleep, i
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got enough sleep, damn it, wet salt in the salons, you know, the best comic book in the country, friends, well , what can you do, what can you do, sometimes it happens, the cherry on this strange cake of our jury, vk ambassador valya carnival, valchika, hello, hello, how are you in the mood, get ahead of you, i want to wish ... good luck to our teams and that all the jokes be the funniest and that everything goes as it should, then it will be more difficult for you to decide who to give your point to, i can handle it, valya carnival, and of course my acidic friend, oh yes, router passive energy of our jury. designer of all rus' artemy lebedev,
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friends, bravo, artemy, you haven’t seen anyone yet, so far you’re in a good mood, huh? tell us something, anything, tell us, face of an ambassador in a good mood, how did you sleep? yes, you, you, you got enough sleep, there is, little by little, now we’ll dial it, now, now, normal, normal, and how are you in the mood for today’s game, elated, or maybe you need to learn the words, just different, you do you know that there are, well, a lot of them? i was reading ozhigov’s dictionary, once again you’re talking in hashtags, i read it all, all, well, from aoron to foot-and-mouth, aron, what is a hand, a hand, he’s in the know, bravo, i’m something
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there are no more such razsi in the world, there never were and no, hello, friends, stage dmitry morikov russian national team, what kind of national team are you russia? what are you, what kind of russian team are you? so, who are you? don't you look at photos of sad rappers? and who are you? well, we are the russian national
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humor team, the funniest russian national team, that is, in your russian opinion, this is funny, kartunkova. what do you laugh at, comrades, for example, in soviet comedies, what we laughed at, how many i have slaughtered, how many i have cut, here is our russian punch, i will tear up the grass, i will gouge out the blinkers, here is our comedy, or my favorite, remember, this is when, so when... ivan vasilyevich, remember, jumps from the roof, supposedly, and the guards
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they jump after him and die, most likely, oh, here is our laughing girl, no, no, ekaterina, we show jokes here, we sing songs, vladik generally reads rap, rap, vladik is a rapper, yum-yum-yum. come here, don’t be afraid, one, two, katya will take you, three, four, if you want to live in russia, there are billions for taxes, oh,
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go, dmitry, you know that i just love listening to the shaman to your songs, but seriously, do you have a rap album, no, but if i find it, katya, why did you bother with these rappers, and then? i still have it on my alarm clock that right in the morning i’m in a good mood to love rappers, or for example, metallica, remember their last track, this tsarina,
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wow, hello everyone, hello everyone, i can do anything just in case, oh, sorry, i’m at the wrong time, yes, ksenia sobchak, what are you doing here, and damn it, after this naked party, now to mizulina, as to to the district police officer, every week i go to check in, i have to be dressed, oops, malikov, you’ve really screwed up, malikov, i’m looking at you and mizulina, as if you called her to you to reprimand her for something, really, but i didn’t do anything i'm just with russia, i'm just with russia, why the hell am i with this russia? it’s so difficult, oh, damn it, there were these elections again, and i wanted to go again like in 2018, why the hell olchika, you just
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gained 1.5% last time, kefir even more. it was good, now just a second, kartunkova, where they sign me up all the time, wait, what kind of list do you have there, and i have a list of whom i want to call you for an interview, after my interview it’s usually a problem for everyone, ol, go, she doesn’t want to, she ’s actually my roe, i was the first to track her down, listen, katerina, well...
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you want, ugh, how juicy you are, fat is dripping from you, what are you in a robe with millet, did he mix up all his clothes under his lip? this is a combat robe, i went out to fight. who did you go out to fight? with malikov? oh, damn, that's right, let's go with malikov. it’s even easier with him, isn’t it with you? yes. wow, what a paw. now somewhere a bear is running through the forest with a woman’s hand, sucking on a manicure. fuck you. olya, go ahead, i'm with i'll sort it out. yes, wave, in short, what? makhoch, get out of here, i'm telling you, don't worry, look what i have, oops, now, now let's start messing around, i 'll kick him, dima, no need to fight with him, he has a huge trunk in his pants, thank you ,
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i know you, wedding bridesmaids very often envy the brides and sometimes their toasts sound worse than gypsy curses. katya, you ’re great, you got married after all, we thought with your face you’d just jump out the window, and you married igor. igor, you are taking our girlfriend, how truck drivers 10 times a day. and how she cooks, no one complained, everyone died. such a housewife, such not a speck of dust, not a speck of dust, everything is in the pawnshop, i, of course, am not katina, my best friend, i am not a syringe, but i wish katya
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many, many children, as she actually has now, and in general many, many everything i wish you like appointments with katya’s venereologist, yes, and she also sat bitterly. thank you mom. well, now alaverdi. i’m so glad that you were able to get out and come to my wedding, despite the huge fences in the psychiatric hospital. it's expensive worth it, really. you have always admired me with your perseverance and determination, because even when you cannot get up, you drink while lying down. well done. and in general, mom, i love you as much as you love, to fall, to walk with black eyes, to dance near the metro, to go again,
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as i understand it, the fact that the bride took her mother away from her family for some reason still affected the mood of the event. what are you talking about, igor, what are you talking about, i’m so happy, no, i’m not offended, i ’ll stick a fork in you now, you bastard, imagine, a woman has been on a diet for seven hours now, trying to persuade her man go on a diet with her, go into the hollow, antosha, you can’t imagine, you will feel such lightness. i feel light when you go into the hollow, no anton, do you want to eat all this in front of my eyes, these dumplings with sour cream, and i will
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watch all this, see, but i will also want to, ol, you accidentally did it yesterday the door to the toilet opened, where i was sitting, everything was fine, i didn’t put my pants down, so everything is fine with your willpower, believe in yourself, antosh, well, only 14 days, an orange a day, olya, this is... what the carcer for cheburashka, in general, all people on a diet are evil, we don’t know, but maybe lebetev is just on a diet now, oh well, then you won’t have sex for 2 weeks, there will be, there won’t be, there will be, ol, they say, after the orange per day people are very weak. or i ’ll buy you on the fourth day hungry for a banana, like a monkey, and separate meals are right in the hollow, on dates
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women often ask their friends to help them come up with a reason, but in order to somehow get out of this date early. so these friends are sometimes really strong they are overdoing it, and i mean i’m pressing the selenium block out of the hub, the bushing has come off , the boot is all to hell torn apart, what are you, god, how interesting, tamara, you don’t pick up the phone, your mother is on fire, why am i, i’m saying that she now urgently needs to leave this date, because her mother is on fire, here she is already. “she’s already more of a fire than a mother, they’re already throwing firewood into her, and ivanov is grilling shish kebab on your mother, so maybe i’ll go and help, no,
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you can’t go there, she has to leave on her own, because she still has the cat got into where, where, in debt to the bandits, it’s tough, they went through it like an iron, even the arrows remained in front of the hot mother, i really don’t know how i can help there, well, we probably have to go, yes, we have to go, you don’t need to, well, am i great? don’t worry, mother isn’t really on fire, we put it out quickly, girls, aren’t you ashamed, well, you didn’t like the date, well, you can honestly say to your face, why come up with some nonsense? max, what are you doing, where are you, how are you, is that your
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father? gnawed it up to the chest, it's already half lightshot, this is what i understand, creativity, mother burned out, what are you saying, the worst thing is to turn on the tv during the day and run into male-female programs, good evening, dear friends, i’m on the air, alexander, god save the red and white gardon, if you’re even a little ashamed to start drinking at dawn, then you haven’t been keeping track
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although who am i kidding, a rural drunk with the same name, hello, presenters, hello, studio! olga, look, there is water, there is sand, at worst a blanket, why did they put out the fire with your face, what happened, my grandson petya is beating me, what is the problem, it’s just not a problem for our program, no, he beats me with everything,
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whatever... happens, well, fortunately he drank it all away, so he hits me very hard with a spoon, she keeps lying, you keep lying, you keep lying, every single word, i’m not even petya, as i understand it, you are her grandson, i’m telling you, she’s crazy, she, she’s lying all the time, i’m not her grandson, i’m her husband, i ’m her, and i don’t beat her, i love her, we have hakuna motata in general everything is chichimo. in general, yes, she ’s lying all the time, unless, of course, she’s talking about our grandson petya, then everything is true, yes, he’ll beat me too, yes, it turns out that you’re a husband, he’s eaten too much, once again, you’re a husband, that’s right, anton .
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valery leontyev was born in the fifty-second year of birth, which is why they simply gave me a passport in the sect in the sect of the saint. lord, i'm so drunk today, why are you interested? petya beats, so look, what a claim against us, olga and i hid all the vodka from him, all the vodka, he says, return the vodka,
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hello, i'm sorry, you, petya, yes, and you beat them, very often, yes, it's not singing, it's the devil, antosha, it's better you kill me than petya, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, antosha, kill me, kill me, kill me, antosha, kill me, kill me, antosha! kill me, kill me, kill, kill, you beat them like this all the time, yes, every day, i ’ve never laid a finger on them yet, so what?
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opposite, that is, if there is a good malikov, thank you for coming, somewhere there is a bad one, and brought me money into your hands for mushrooms, thank you . i love you, balcony, this is not for you, i wake up in the morning, april is in my soul, i also wake up in the morning and immediately turn on the drill, the height of a migratory bird, flying into the sky soul, it was i who didn’t give the pub medicine. the apartment is mine now, i’m a perfect star, but i’m marginal, i love chamomile shampoo, but i’m
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golden, golden, a star, i’m ideal, but i’m marginal. i don’t use swear words, but you’re our gold, gold, i’m an ideal star, but i’m marginal, it will always be like this in this world, one asshole, the other golden, russia. alya funny actual cool musical ayu to you the hell sang everything, vanya, that
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i’m not vanya, i’m an evil malika, this is such a show, stars, the only show where you sing along dmitry malikov, dmitry malikov. and the russian team especially for you, thank you, high, send me lonely. it was dmitry malikov from the russian national team. right now we are having a big humorous duel for big, big money. but magnit is not involved in this. for 30 years, he has been making sure that there is always quality food in your refrigerator. take a look at the magnet, especially since it turns 30 this year . ah... we need to congratulate you, don’t
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transfer money to sberbank from other banks for free and receive cashback of up to 70% from partners. more profitable with a subscription. kingfisher, new season, tomorrow at 13:00 on ntv. this is a star show. we continue. so, dmitry malikov’s team of the russian national team has literally just performed, we invite them to the stage. tim, let's start with you as a rapper, how do you like mizulina in performed by abramov? to be honest, i was extremely happy inside, when i watched this performance by ekaterina, i thought how
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on time i ended my career as a rapper, before it became mainstream, and... my separate applause, here’s a young man for you, who did just yes, yes, yes, here you are in black, vanya, vanya, arthur abramov, and ivan, thank you very much, always, simply, it was to the point, there are rockets, your hotdog bulldogs are simple. damn, thank you, thank you. yes, let's continue, to be honest, i have initially at the start there was skepticism regarding dmitry malikov’s team, i’ll explain why, because the image of dmitry malikov itself does not imply a strong backlash to the right, left, that
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is, dima has a very holistic image, which he has been maintaining for many years, and he does not go beyond this , but in a way that the team could. i laughed, it’s very diverse, i’m in a lot of places . thank you, it was bright, cool, it was the role of ksenia anatolyevna, it was just a bomb, thank you, thank you very much, especially cool for you, so good, so confident.
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it was very musical, just like dmitry malikov, which is why, probably , this is the last song, well, it’s just absolutely, absolutely some kind of space, van, you, a brilliant parodist, you are a brilliant musician and i don’t know the basics of anatomy, and knowing how musical you are , you’re here today with all this musicality... you also showed us that what you ’re doing today is very similar to a fairy tale, as if i had attended a master class in humor, you know, today, when it’s funny, that's it, i just laughed, thank you very much, guys, thank you, thank you, valya, what a pity that your
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performance came to an end, it was just wow, i noted at that time at the festival that... you presented dmitry very creatively, and you continue to amaze, you are ... then you put incredible creativity into your performances, you know, i won’t say much, because the men have already said everything, i’ll just say what they say, they say that laughter and a smile prolongs life, so after your performance i’ll probably live up to 150 years should live, it was very funny, it it was very cool, amazing parodies, i... straight from the heart, thank you very much for this, thank you, many years to you,
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i also wrote some jokes and washed the dishes , how many of them do you have in general, i’m there today, yes, yes , cleaned up the bed after yourself, well, about anatomy, that was a joke, that’s it, it’s good that outside the performance, van, just listen, bravo, bravo, it seems to me, it seems that you can disparage all people in general, even me, yes, again well, dmitry malikov, wonderful, wonderful, but dmitry and i recently existed together in humor, yes, and dmitry turned out to be a person who exists perfectly in humor, yeah, i apologize for the taftology, as if malik-malikov, it turns out that it works and it really works , it works great, dmitry, i sincerely congratulate you, because it’s cool. it’s really cool, and most importantly funny, but separately, separately from everything, i would like to celebrate my birthday, and of course, the magnificent mrs.
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kortulkova, well, that’s good, thank you, of course, ol, you’re some kind of secret admirer, madam kartunkova, well, olechka, it’s wonderful, just bravo, no, we really had a lot of fun, i really wanted to laugh , i think we all got a laugh. what they wanted, thank you, thank you, thank you, but not all the guys are great, what to answer for everyone, now a person who can anger even a small person, come on, friends, it was, thank you, bravo, i, i went to work, well, sit in jury, this is how my day goes, the jury is a rather boring event, because it’s all behind the scenes , there are all these wires under your feet, some strange corridors, a terrible toilet, and well, it ’s like it’s a job, you just show up,
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everything is normal here, not all the roads are, i ’ll describe it now, yes, as a result, it was as if in a completely unexpected way i just ended up in the theater and watched just a good show, full-fledged, big, interesting, varied, funny, smart and just completely, what was missing for so long , in general, in short, it’s really very good from the heart, thank you, thank you, this was the opinion of artemy lebedev, thank you to the jury, welcome, marina fedunkev and the south association. good evening, good evening, hello, hello, hello, hello,
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hello, hello, hello, hello, so, listen, and after our team’s performance at the festival, artemy lebedev said the following, let’s see, a noble, of course, cringe was piled up, in vk video there is such a thing in the interface, you can jump by timecode, so those viewers who will enjoy watching this wonderful vk video show, they will directly skip this one. this number, yes, a fierce portion of cringe stage, now, listen, but before we continue, we would like to watch one more video, let's, in short, one day i decided to myself to do, i had a purely sporting interest, at some point i realized what i had to do, i had to lie sideways in the bath, like that, in short, i prepared everything, lay down, bent over and touchdown. well, why are you a koronghavite,
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why are you so sad, tasteless, yes, everything is as you like, artemy, everything is as you like, video on the vk video platform, in short, one day i decided to make a lick for myself. decided to make it close, decided to make it close, decided to make it close, what is it, it doesn’t dangle, yes, what different discoveries did you and archimedes make in the same place, okay, we agree, we agree, at the festival we performed, well , to put it mildly, unferentially, so guys, today we need to try, clearly, try, contrive, so to speak, bend, yes, so that a touchdown happens, yes, no, many now can say, well, screw you of course we dug up the video, remembered, we have a counter question, why are we doing all this? were at all, but a person on the federal channel sits on the jury, this is normal, no? listen, guys, maybe we’ll leave this topic, let’s start, okay, yes, that’s it, i agree, artemy, if anything happens, we don’t
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hold a grudge, that’s it, everything’s fine, everything’s fine, i i also think that we can’t build the whole performance on this, come on guys. that's it, unification yu, let's accelerate, i decided to make you lucky, lucky, i decided to make you lucky, that's right, a little bit, also didn't happen, imagine, the guy forgot to turn on airplane mode on the plane, dear passengers, the pilot greets you, we we're flying to fucking crash hard, i'm just flying into a rock, i swear, i see, i'm flying into... damn it, just because some idiot, you know, didn't turn on airplane mode, that's all, you know, we we are flying, dying, we are flying well, we are flying very well now, boys, boys, come, come here, listen, today we are not only playing against lebedev, yes, today is a duel, today is a duel, okay, let's who are we playing against today , like every day we play against someone, today who we play against, the russian national team, the russian national team, damn it, we
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never told you, we constantly said, we are young, young, we never agreed that we... the youngest bitches, yes, the youngest bitches, kartunkova has kadelak for 20 lyams, yes, here she is your folk one a simple mother, yes, kiselyov is finishing the house, yes, abramov, what a good boy, yes, what a good boy, listen, you quickly forgot that he insulted fat people, and margunova generally eats puppies, well, that’s what i decided, in short, if i hide it among the truth, then no one will notice, okay, yes, and we have marina fedunkev, i generally think we have the most stable star, guys, honestly, she will never get into any scandal, there won’t be anything like that , that at the marina fedunkiv concert a person died in a slam, but it’s unlikely, marina fedunkv lost 45 million on the crypt. marina fedunkv is suing black star for his name, but it’s unlikely to be very strong. marina fedunkiv has a husband, by the way, it’s true, yes, yes, and teleport, well, in
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the end, well, it’s like, well, it can’t be like that. that marina fedunkev was trying to do something to herself in the bathroom, let’s put it all together guys, the rooms are all as planned, let’s get everything done, and while walking in the park you can meet people like this, bro, it’s 5 am, sunday, and that means this is a hobby , they get a kick out of it. listen, maybe it’s the russian guards who have a new uniform, but that’s how much the clothes are gone from russia, that we have rolled back to this century, oh, no, they’re actually going through something, we heard that they even have iron panties, it’s like a bell, they fart,
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priki, satara, wow, oh my, go to telegram, maybe you missed some news? come on, everything is fine, everything is fine, everything is fine, fine, i know that i don’t understand, in order to buy an injury, you have to go through a bunch of psychologists, a million doctors, so they came, they said, give me a sword, here’s a sword, that’s it, you understand, give me the sword, he died, he killed, he died, he killed him, man, ah, what’s even going on here, interview in the tower. i told you so at their place, i told you so, you know, guys, it’s marina who arrived, you ’re serious, marinochka, we’re waiting for you, marin, come out, well, here i am, as i said, face to face, marina, you dumped your boob, and
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i decided to be beautiful, i... i have the right to this cognac, marina, marina, you, well, don’t you understand, well, well, your image, to put it mildly, does not suit the numbers that we wrote on you, whether you understand it or not, guys, i’m 20 years old, i’ve been playing the same roles for 20 years, the same roles, take any script, there’s a scene in the dining room, a scene in the dining room, a scene in the dining room, if by some miracle i was invited to be an avatar, somehow the scene in the dining room would still happen. and i’m a woman, i want to be beautiful, desirable, i want, if i turned off the lights at home and lit the candles, so that everyone would immediately understand that they don’t pray there, there’s foreplay, i want a bed scene with petrov or vasichkin, i made it out alive.
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so that dzhigurda would be ashamed of me, i want to go to thailand, yes, to shave my eyebrows in thailand, so that everyone would ask, what happened, what happened to her, why? marina, listen, well, you know, to put it mildly, it’s kind of not your role, you know, how can i explain it to you, let’s use the example of a club, yes, that means there are women who are the first to leave, there are women who then taken away. there are women who dance half naked on the bar counter at 5 am, you know, and there are women who clean it all up, you are her mother, nikita, and i
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think that you are wrong, marina is a very beautiful sexy woman, you sleep in soul without me, and did i allow it? why don’t you respond on whatsapp? okay, marina, would you like to wake up in the morning wearing my t-shirt? well , imagine, you wake up like this and you’re all like the ldpr, by the way, you’re very similar to my grandmother, well, close your eyes, close, close, lie down, lie down, hear you, go to hell, and you all go to hell ,
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a person dreams of such a situation happening to him. hello, my name is jeffrey bases from amazon. i would like to offer you the position of our cfo. what do you think about that? and why exactly me? why is it you, what are you, you are a real business tycoon, we were following you, you have an icon in your wallet, you are rummaging around in business, i think it’s great that you have the same password for your phone, for your card, because your date of birth, damn it who knows, yes, dude, you even canceled the wedding, what are we talking about, i would have come to you earlier, but i was waiting for you to finish reading, rich dad, poor dad, you’re the one who drinks before the club, dances there, there he screws himself up and doesn’t go anywhere, because it’s expensive, damn it, it’s the final test, well, it’s impossible to get it together, well, there won’t be any money, absolutely right, you
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accepted, my friend, let’s go, listen, at the end we would like to turn to stop, stand, oh, ranki came down here, god, god, that’s what i’m talking about, come here, come, come, of course, come here, even though you look like a neighbor who exploded in a microwave, even though your face looks like it didn’t suit a sharpei, and you took it, even though you look like three children got into one suit and want beer in buy a store? this is what there should be now , but, but, you exist, you’re alive, why are you there? i said, i agree, yes, marina, let’s
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go according to the text, probably, yes, i didn’t understand something, according to which text, according to which text, do you hear? so i came here, there you were, scratching me there about some kind of ldpr t-shirt, come on, it’s all not true, it’s a show, crazy, i changed clothes, i changed clothes for you, and at my age, in such a short time, you know that , it’s very difficult, i separated from my husband, what are you doing, you fucking brute? you are all like this, everything, what, yes, because a woman after forty, she deserves happiness, she happiness has the right, girls, come here,
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it’s failed, but love still lives, and love still lives, i’ll answer if anything happens on your side. really, well, maybe it’s a strange example, but you look like my grandmother in nature, she, by the way, is a brave woman, you shouldn’t laugh, really, just think about it, she got married five times in the last year , yes, well, it’s true that she married her grandfather, she has severe sclerosis , well, men in general. take a real look, it’s true, these are awesome women, damn it, they’ll never look at your phone to see what’s there for you the girl wrote, they stupidly don’t understand the phone, look, she always likes the way you photographed her, even before the sanctions she drank blackhead 100%, and how funny she says jeans, for some reason they know your zip code, these 353 don’t at all connected figures with each other, flowers for march 8 are very understanding for them, you can have them on march 6... because the prices
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are reasonable, you know, and they also have a superpower, i don’t know how, but they all know how to communicate with the cops, i don’t know how, honestly, in general, they cook everything very tasty, mom, and what are you doing here, dad is generally aware, in short, we had a bit of a toast, huh? girls, let 's sing a song, and there's booze behind the scenes, let's go, wait, wait, wait, i forgot to say one minus, everyone sings crap, sometimes everyone, but for some reason they always sing, they actually even gather for this to sing crap, okay , it’s normal
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there, so as if there wasn’t this phonogram, turn on a normal song, let the ladies dance, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, guys, i found out, so what’s criminal here, that’s it, the accusation is from the south, if anything, we are subordinates, we don’t like it, it’s stolen i stole you. so what's criminal here? marina, pitunkis, south association, everything you are interested in is collected in the ec video, even the show, what happened next, next, and also exclusives , your own show, everything you are interested in is now in the vk video application, this is because i'm a chimera now, think of a lion, a snake and a goat, yes, yes, okay, not a goat, where have you seen at least
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clothes from the middle ages, well, and marina is simply wonderful, and it seems to me that you are simply charming without a dress. some fantasies are also relative now stars, that’s what i can say about marina, in general everything is super, professional, cool, i really like marina, i ’ll even applaud with pleasure, thank you, i really liked it, but in general this doesn’t
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help the overall picture, i haven’t seen much , i was at the last edition, when many teams performed, well... this is not at all at the level of all the other teams, well, is it possible to understand your words, timur, as if marina simply chose the wrong team, but no, we can say in this way that marina is now alone, really pulling out the whole team, like maybe alone, she’s just dragging her along, yes, yes, but you understand that you might run into diss from the guys in the next, next duel, i’m ready in general in full, if it ’s cool, funny on the topic, all the rest of the part, besides this diss, will save it, it will be bright, please, with pleasure, only in this case, that’s all, the main resolution, the main resolution. and
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some of the jokes on your part were right on the edge, i would say so, marina is an amazing beauty, i ’m telling you this, where you were, it was true it’s funny, it’s cool that they weren’t afraid, that’s what i’ll note, it’s cool that they weren’t afraid, but for me , choosing a diss is an easy vector of development, it’s... i’ve just never had it, but nikita, yes,
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thank you to me i like the long one, nikita, nikita, but nikita is long, it’s true, taller than everyone else, but you can see with the naked eye, it’s clear, there were enlightenments, uh, a rhythm really appeared, marinka was wonderful, brilliant, not the best performance i’ve seen in my life, but i've seen enough, eh, but i want to praise you guys, well done, well, you did well, yes, yes, yes, that is, but obvious, but there were obvious, cool things, guys, they’ve already been said, i just don’t want to repeat myself, well, without repeating myself, i won’t repeat myself, it was just funny for you, and in places, in places it’s funny, that’s it that’s your assessment, i also want to say that a wedding dress suits marina very well, yes, really, listen, but there are no women who don’t like a wedding dress, and where did you find so many women in wedding dresses, it’s just... everything is so, what the question, you know, you’re just
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saying, we need women in wedding dresses, that’s all, and people come, you pay them money, the sheikhs in the united arab emirates have so many women in wedding dresses , i wonder, no, where do you always want to go there again, well, it’s left to find out the opinion of the last member of the jury, my favorite member of the jury, artemy, i have a question for you. here you are giving interviews, do you know that they are recorded? it’s all written down, it remains later, you remember that this was an interview with you, yes, i told you, i didn’t just go and tell everyone, i said, here’s artemy, come, we ’ll record the program, well, in my opinion it was cool, someone found a good old one classics. oops, here is the key to it, the beginning
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was promising, so, and then a new level happened, this is what, that’s all that happened after the video fragments, after autofilation and hygiene, then the guys were carried away somewhere, it was, well, maybe about the plane was back and forth, somehow there was some kind of glimmer of humor, and then everything just fucking scattered and... and the only thing i liked was the large number of brides, it’s just interesting for the sake of 2 minutes of speeches to just catch up with 50 women in wedding dresses, they were grading them there for another 5 hours, they all thought that now we’ll come out here to show off, just to stand in the crowd, it’s gorgeous, it’s such a dramatic move, with such a wide hand, just like before the master harnessed six blacks there to amaze everyone in the village, just like that from the master’s shoulder to surprise everyone, it was a good way out, in general, of course, the issue had nothing to do with anything.
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and alleviate its symptoms after a single use, flucostat or flucovac, each has its own way of getting rid of thrush. hello, roman georgievich, what do we have here? the official version is that revenge is not a pursuit, but in reality, the boss is butting for a chair in the ministry. i ask you very much, be careful, i am very careful, you know, are you working, guys? cop war, so what are you saying, you don’t know anything, so maybe i’ll go get a soldering iron, sincere confession, that’s good, but what is the real reason? monday at 16:45 on ntv. now let's move on to voting, let me remind you that dmitry malikov of the russian team has one point, and mariny and the south association have zero points, let's go, well, let's start
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voting, each member of the jury has one. and you can give it to the team you like most, let's start with sergey zhukov. it just so happened that at the festival i also gave my voice to the guys from russia and i won’t it’s a long time coming, today i am absolutely confident in my choice and continue to give my voice to the russia team, because today i am truly happy with what i saw and heard, thank you, seryozhenka, thank you, well, i’m proud, proud that you did so well. thank you, thank you, 2:0. timothy, well , here the victory of
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dmitry malikov’s team is obvious to me, so i give my point to them. 3:0. valentina, what are you doing, what are you doing, i’m number three, and words are already flying out of me, i’m already starting to speak, i catch them back in the air like that. please, of course, this is a well-coordinated team, something clearly went wrong here, i just burst out laughing here, i got a little sad here, guys, honestly, i was expecting more, so everything is obvious, i’m for russia, 4:0, it sounds spectacular, artemy, i thought that i would choose... who is less funny today, but it turned out that some guys are freaking funny, while others need a little more work. so, score: dmitry
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maleikov. thank you. 5:0. i don’t see the point of your voice, and yet. i wanted to say the same thing, my voice is nothing anymore decides. attention. you're right here during mine. friends, my score doesn’t decide anything, it’s true, so i’ll give my score personally, personally, to marina fedut, 5:1 dmitry malikov’s team from the russian national team wins and advances to the finals! show stars, congratulations to the finalists, thank you very much, thank you!
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friends, today we witnessed a breathtaking duel, and there are even more serious and funny confrontations ahead. if the night lights up the stars in the sky again, it means someone needs it, life is a game, there are a series of stripes, just do what you have to do in it, we accepted you... get tired as the motto, we are already behind the scenes, all the roles are written, we came out again and entered this hour, the stars in the darkness are only bright grief, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars,
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of course, it is difficult, difficult to remain unbiased in this duel, but i will try. who so, who will evaluate the performance of the participants? and here she is, here she is, our fantastic five makers of destinies. good evening to you, friends, let me introduce everyone, a living legend of pop music, the man with the driest armpits, because he always holds his hands up. sergey zhukov! seryozha, you are already an experienced jury member, how do you generally sit on our jury? i feel comfortable, good, dry, dry, rakhmat, brother, that’s it, that’s it, maybe some parting words to the jury, the teams, i want to tell the audience, come on!
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