of course, it is difficult, difficult to remain unbiased in this duel, but i will try, who , who will evaluate the performance of the participants, here it is, here it is our fantastic five arbiters of destinies, good evening to you, friends, i will introduce everyone, a living legend of pop music, the man with the driest armpits because he always holds his hands up. sergey zhukov! seryozha, you are already an experienced jury member, how do you generally sit on our jury? i feel comfortable, good, dry, dry, rakhmat, brother, well, that’s it, maybe some parting words to the audience, the jury, the teams, i i want to tell the audience, come on. that today there will be

just a break, take care of your tummies, you have prepared something, a new album, as always, while i was walking, i wrote, sergey zhukov, listen, 50 cdog, conivest answered me, thank you, azamat, so today my beloved is with us rap artist, timothy! how are you, how ’s your mood, you like everything, great mood, i’m looking forward to jumping, because the teams are very strong, we have to see their performance, i’m looking forward to it, great humor, i’m more than sure that today there will be a stomp, here though i wish i could at least hear our intro, here’s the opening track, stars, stars, stars, stars, i memorized it... it’s already there by heart

, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, i don’t want to influence your final solution, but i wrote this, okay, timothy, you are like the king of rhyme, tell us a rhyme for the word stars, i can, that’s why i’m not talking to you, i’ll give you the opportunity, you know, in any case, we’ll do whatever you say, rhymes to to the word stars, we riff in any case, so... you basically have a cool riff to the word stars, stars, stars, perfect rhyme, kharlam would have stars, i can say this, dzhigan couldn’t have come up with anything better and pushkin, thank you, thank you, the range, of course, is almost 300 years, thanks to her, my children began to watch the program that i host , vk ambassador valya carnival . val, hello,

hello, please share the positive, oh, i’m in a super cool mood, i ’m sitting like a flower in the company of the coolest men, incredibly talented people will take the stage and give us smiles, laughter, cool jokes, in short, a dream job, guys, it’s a blast, super, everything he says - it’s always funny, not the best guest at a wake, thank you, here he is, here he is, thank you, how, how good, you’re handsome, just like you, you have a hairstyle, you’re gorgeous, you washed me here, i’ve lost weight or something, they’ve removed something , come on, come out here, before i, first of all, it’s strange that i’m coming out, but okay, after all, they let me turn blue, sit, look, i have a question for you. to you, right now,

mister presenter, yes, here you are now, no, contact me, your lordship, your lordship, of course, here you are now, sir presenter, and you are playing with the astana team, maybe you should sit on the jury, well, i took care of my friends, what are you going to do at this time, you want to be lazy like that, like that in a cunning way again , no, why i’ll show you, what’s so difficult to broadcast, come here, show me, what’s so complicated that i didn’t host the show,

artemy, light it up, light up the crowd, light up the crowd, artemy, rakhmat, i’m with you, azamat musalif, and this. i saw your teeth for the first time, this is artemy’s first smile, friends, how’s your mood ? look, together, come on, otherwise, let’s do it in unison, come on, his smile is listed in the red book as a rare endangered species, artemy, artemy the swan. well, now humor, humor, humor, humor, we move on to the most important part of this evening, the duel, meet alexey chumakov and the napoleons.

one boy was asked to audition for the role of a show host, but they forgot to pay for a taxi. arseny popov and. improvised, my mother told me that you are funny, improvised, i like to improvise to music, if you want, i ’ll teach you to improvise, i want, and i improvised, i came here to moscow to sit you down, and you are sitting comfortably, now only a miracle will save him, first you are a small actor, this size, and then you will become like gary kharlamov. it seems to me that this is a child, i look at this cocktail, and you know, my thirst has stopped tormenting me, now i’m somehow feeling worse, maybe it’s poisonous, i thought you were going to throw knives at me, don’t be a leather shawl,

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suffered from the party, and for others, it all just began, i love now to the point of tears, i love now to the point of tears, every day. of course, it’s a little offensive, but not as offensive as for mark tishman on the other hand, and not so offensive, i’ll keep quiet about the slob there, well

, that’s all, i understand, you have some kind of list and you can go on like this forever, no, you know, after prokhra sharapin on the list there is no one, that’s for sure, i understand, but that’s not the point, we agreed, you go out in a raspberry costume, sing the song raspberry berry op-op-op, the ideal song for our victory, go to the carnival, i like such a high level of poetry. are you in a life-size doll? kharlamov respects the azam of comedy on ntv. everyone claps and laughs, timothy thinks it’s fashionable and also starts laughing and applauding. listen, that's it, victory, go change clothes, please. wait, i’ll change into myself, just a second. yes, listen, i didn't bother you talk guys, well, i.

mish, well, people are sitting in front of the tv, thinking why some guy is talking like that to a chumak, well, no, no, no, they’re thinking, why is some guy talking like that to another guy, you know what i mean, now i ’ll figure it out , listen, you’re a climber for old ladies, but it’s good to improvise a climb. and the actor from the russian boy, have you gone crazy, or what? lyosha, calm down, you don’t understand, in order to

defeat this azomat, you need to think like an azamat to earn money, in short, you don’t want to sing, we have a zheka, zheka sing, but don’t do anything, that’s it, come on, in the lard tattoo, one day the queen came, the queen asked me to draw a bunny for her, a little lower than the lower back, the ringer swam, got two at once, sitting shyly. and what and where is the raspberry? and you said raspberry, and i thought it was zheka, you ’re not 5 years old jumping around in this bullshit, i won’t do it, you see, even not very normal people refuse this, okay, okay, let’s do it your way, alexei’s solo concert chumakova, just imagine, a huge

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you’re only doing that, humiliating me, go to hell, i’ll go sit on the jury, and you can take the rap without me, look, and the tables they took it out, apparently i didn’t come up with this right now, thank you, let’s... we can handle it without you, let’s present the show, our game, boring, very boring show, lesh, let me show you the number, and on the air of the show, our game, by the way, the password for wi-fi 4.0, exactly as much as the stage is now, let's listen to the topics of the first

round, guys, i'm not bothering you, no, you are, great, i really like you have it. phone, hello, wife’s second cousin, good evening, how are you, what are you, who are you, what’s your name, listen, no, well, there wasn’t time, now i’ve appeared, i’ve dialed in the time, now i’m not distracting you at all, we can chat, please , let's listen to a question from the category of dogs over 200, astana astana asta, good, well, if you at least...

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it’s much more difficult for modern teachers, because in addition to checking homework, they also have to listen to parent chat. elizaveta rifatovna, we have a question about the problem, two girls, dinaa and masha, went to buloshnaya, on the way they found 100 rubles. dina took 30 for herself, masha - 70. how much money would masha find if she went alone? what kind of question is this? and good evening, dear parents, if anything, this is a logic problem, well , if it’s logic, then masha is a rat, i’m sorry, chat’s daughter, artyom stanislavovich, good evening to you, well, first of all, masha is your daughter, but -secondly, the problem is simple,

please re-read the conditions, so i re-read it, and that’s my answer, she wouldn’t have found a damn thing, she would have been stupid on the phone all the way, great, tyoma, listen, i’m listening to you now and i’m just in shock, two girls, alone, went somewhere. they took other people’s money, and you just sit here and do nothing, who would such a school educate, matvey, what 100 rubles, go and clean the room, this is dina’s grandmother, she didn’t find any money, why are you talking so badly about her, her friend like that, i don’t know, but if they found the sneaker, return it, well...

i’m now like an uncorked bottle of champagne that was plugged with a napkin, now everyone will just forget about me, calm down, the main thing is that during all this they called him, he picked up the phone from the side. it looked as if he was dialing a number on a rotary telephone, i used to think that dentists are the worst doctors, but at least they give you painkillers, but

they don’t stick your hand in your ass, my dear, really, calm down, it’s all over, but you can take your hand away, i i can’t look at my fingers yet, and don’t tell anyone this, otherwise if at the factory they recognize me with such a catch, they’ll make jokes, the dog will dig me out, and dating at 35 is a little different from dating at 20. hello, hello, i’m dima. i'm lisa, it's a pleasure. to me same. so, maybe we shouldn't waste our time? straight to the weirdness. straight to the weirdness. i bite my nails. i'm friends with a homeless person. i'm still practicing. i laugh at the word cabbage roll. i pretend to have a burr. filmed during my cadetship. i always carry a knife. the beard is not real. i believe in gypsies, i read poetry on the arbat, i correspond with the dictator, i'm a freemason, i'm waiting, i didn't watch the boy's word, you didn't

watch the boy's word, i was in slavery, i cooked a parrot, there was something with a watermelon, i love watching videos of fireworks, i laugh at alexey's jokes chumakova, i love everyone! correct, clap on the plane, speak correctly, applaud, love when people fall, don’t shave my legs, shave my legs, pee in the pool, say extreme, ugh, fought with a child, informer, love setting things on fire, draw two-liter jars, gave birth to strangers , i have a little pasika, i have a grandson, i can’t read, i respond by whistling, i’m here. well , this is a class, not like they start, where you work, where you live, and don’t say, well, somehow you don’t want to see each other anymore, no, of course, we’ll divide it in half, probably each

of us has been to night cooking, hello, hello, can i have a mimosa salad, let’s make it now, i need 100 grams. yes, please hold it, there ’s a kilo and a half here, we’ll redo it now, do you have sausages in the dough, yes, there are, you need to warm them up, yes, then no sausages, here, listen, why are all the salads so fluffy, winded, fluffy, winded, what are you talking about, man, you came to the deli at 3:00 in the morning in a down jacket and shorts, you need a salad, 28 bottles of beer.

he didn’t open it, then it turned out he left immediately, didn’t even change his clothes, but didn’t we’re upset, i have this iphone 7, but it has the number of his wife, yulia kovalchuk, where did you get kovalchuk’s number, but i have a guy at sberbank, well, he worked in prison and he actually has all the numbers, in short, we call, julia, hello, hi guys, lyosha doesn’t want to sing in malinka, well, that’s logical, well, he’s a serious artist, listen, he just won’t do such nonsense here , the prize is 20 million, just 20 million, yeah, sweet malinka , in general, this is a very funny song, let’s get up, let’s go quickly guys everything will be fine now thanks thank you very much thank you, in short, i came up with everything guys, now in this costume i will sing the raspberry song, it will be a bomb, it will be very bright

, it will be entertaining. we'll do it, of course, it's a cool idea, well, here i am, cool, yes, okay, number one, girl crash, i haven't eaten for a day, i haven't slept for two, number one, my fairy tale, where is my gin, i figured it out i wish i had you, rivers, rivers, rivers, brek, i have you, i wish i were with you now, come with me to the cinema, but if you don’t want to go to the cinema, yes, yes, even to the moon, i don’t care, raspberry, oh , turns his head, flies into then, you are so sad, cold as a dinka, batting your eyes, left, right at the ceiling, berry, raspberry,

how, how normal, good, well, to be honest , it was funnier in my head, you look stupid, bullshit, guys, symphony orchestra.

chumakov, we are playing against the huge country of kazakhstan, and a star with a huge face, azamat musakaleyev. we only have one chance to earn 20 million. which one? which? the most proven? happiness is when there is no call! you can enter my home and love! 76 town, all 2024, don’t miss it, come and you, that’s how i just earned another 20 million. not cool, cool, but we guys, well

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lua and not worth it at all, there were a lot of jokes about the fact that there is an unfamiliar repertoire, few people know it, three people came to the concert and so on, it seems to me that you have a completely new role it opens up before you, you can easily pull it off, be the captain of any humorous team, and this is very cool, i’ll explain why, because there are a huge number of artists on the market, but humor is a completely different challenge, and i i think that 80% of artists simply couldn’t even tell a joke, but you’re great at it and you look super natural as a comedian, you

speak so intelligently, stop singing, dude, carefully, stop, whatever they said it’s true, you can be the captain of the team, you yourself abandoned everyone, now you can pull it off, 100%, you always have a great backup, it works for you, and you can be an actor, a comedian, a showman, a presenter and a singer, in general very cool, thank you very much, thank you, beautiful, you understand how you envelop somehow right away, that is, you have this timbre, you come out right away somehow once you have enveloped us all and enveloped us and somehow you know how to somehow envelop us just like that, as if enveloping us, well, now i’m all, he he wrapped us all up a little, he somehow knows how to do that, it turns out that something is difficult to wrap in the first place, i agree, i agree, but he directly enveloped us, directly enveloped him, and wherever he was on the stage, there was a person sitting next to him, who read ozhegov’s entire dictionary, maybe we can turn to it, there is this the word wrapped, excuse me, there is such a word

as wrapped, if with optical fiber, but he ’s not joking with us, in general, by all means, in general, just like that, lyosha came out wrapped everyone, lyosha, yeah, not only is he a wonderful artist, a wonderful comedian and writer , he could have been a great taxi driver, a pilot, a pilot, a fashion model, no matter where you put him, he was everywhere... guys, cool, i liked it, thank you, thank you, thank you, valya, i have a little mixed emotions, because you are at the festival they flew into the air very, very, very loudly, but i can’t to say that this performance was weaker, you keep your set bar very well, malinka is just top, the parent chat was completely destroyed, although i don’t have a parent chat yet, i directly felt this vibe in general. i would like to mention alexey’s voice,

it’s very cool, that’s right, well, at least you noted alexey’s voice, well, that’s really, very, very cool , in general, your group looks very cozy, nice and friendly, continue at the same pace, it was funny, it was cool, thanks for the emotions, guys, thank you, valya, as you like speech, guys, i would like to give a detailed answer, can’t it be? thank you, maybe we should leave, goodbye, i

just wanted to say, why are you shitting on everyone, we really just imagine, to hell with it, i just sang and left, and the guys put their lives on it, they really they're rehearsing, they're really worried, like that, but why can't they say something, get it out of themselves to say, like, guys, well done, just like that, just flatter, like all the other members of the jury do, why just poop, everything is bad right away, why is this, why so the eleventh one won’t appear, he will appear, i don’t understand, i understand, well, seriously, but guys. i ’m beaten, i don’t really care anymore, no, i’m pleased to look at you, but that’s all i can do regarding you, but just tell them kind words, it’s very important for them, please, at least if only one warm word, i ’ll leave you alone, you’ll just be tired now, no, seriously, that’s it, tell the boys something warm, guys, we need to learn to accept,

i’ve been here a little, everything is clear, thank you very much, guys, goodbye, give finish, let the person finish, i’m here... creating, in a sense, an armchair examination from the internet, where, as you know, in the comments, when you open it, this is the most valuable, it can be more valuable than the content for which comments are written, comments - this is the most important thing, and there’s usually just everyone in a row right from the first line, so you just need to get used to it , learn to accept criticism, if they spent time on you in comments, it’s a like, you just have to accept it, if someone sat down wrote you at least one word, at least i sent you a poop emoji, it means you already have attention, it means you have this same energy, you just need to learn, like i don’t remember mathematics beyond the third grade, we had numbers modulo, it doesn’t matter whether it’s with a plus or a minus sign , the main thing is that they gave you a sign, yes, you understand what a module is, that is, you said good things all this time, of course, thank you, please, you are a turd, these are the kindest

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azamat musagaliev and astana, kharif, when the voices sound clear, you all got a sikai, na vi ito country, but it’s true, it’s a high when the voices sound clear, you all get a high, an ostana sounds for sure, but it’s a cool high when the voices sound clear , you all get a buzz, sound, show stars, ho-ho,

hello everyone, i’m a kazakh star, azamat mustakaliev is a show star, show star, where are you going, we’ve already sung songs three times, i mean, where are you going, at my place. .. things can also happen, right, what now, if the star, what now, the star is not like that, or what? ok, so, s who are we playing, who are the opponents, napoleons, bonopartes, don’t make me laugh, don’t make me laugh, napoleons, hmm, i know how to beat them, how can i just take it, when the jury announces the scores, i won’t announce them all, no, well, we honestly want , brother, so that everything is fair, look, to be honest, then i shouldn’t be with you,

and well, it’s not fair, you know, it turns out that the presenter cannot be on the side of one of the players, it’s not fair, it’s all the same so that if yakubovich would say so, spin the drum for you, call the letter b for 250 points, this is strange, look, in order to equalize the chances, i need to quarrel a little with the jury, but how do you quarrel with the jury, your friend garik is sitting there, but what a friend he is, i hate him, a friend for no reason at all , it’s not clear from him, he’s farting or talking, he’s a narrow-minded person, when he’s telling something, he starts, you want to go touch the antenna so that all this will stop wheezing. take off your glasses, please, garik, take off your glasses, yes, when he takes off his glasses, look, he looks like an idiot, look, yeah, put them back on, please, well

when he puts on glasses, he is weak-minded. in glasses, well, what is this, well, he got himself two dogs, you know, two dogs, so that he wouldn’t be the dumbest one at home, that is, he first got one, so, very harshly lied about her intelligence, so, then he got a second one, yeah , now he wants to have a third one, yeah, and you say, well , or leave the carnival, well, well, just a carrot with eyelashes, what? kharlamov wants to get her as a third dog, okay, so you quarreled with them, but how do you quarrel with sergei zhukov, he’s a normal person, you what are you talking about, is it normal, what are you talking about , or something, a man in the thirteenth century or whatever, wrote these two moderately recognizable hits, and now we should fart with joy when we see him,

i beg you, it doesn’t matter, so that at the age of five i would draw some kind of drawing and my mother would run around like she was sick, look how talented i am, no, what is this and timothy, and what is timothy, this is lebedev with a green head sitting, look what i’m saying to timothy, what about timothy, he lebedev sits with a green head, and what are you talking about lebedev so didn't you come up with enough? well, why doesn’t he spend his imagination on his work? i’ll spend my imagination on him, or what? that’s it, now i’ve evened out the chances a little, it even turns out we’re sucking it up a little, now that we’re on an equal footing, let’s go, kazakhs, forward, show stars, forward, cossacks,

what are you, swinging manfully, my fight? oh you cunning tamara stepanovna, that’s what you came out with, what do you want? i have an appeal to the audience, come on, dear friends, friends, please raise your right hand, raise, raise, raise, if you don’t raise, raise, please put down on the head of the neighbor who is sitting on the right, and

now everyone raise your left hand, raise, raise. with this hand, take the chin at the count of 3-4, we tear off the head for what, well , it happened the same thing, what are you doing, why are you ruining our performance, what, what are you clinking, what is it, ah, i don’t understand, is it you, what, ah , this is a tree, uh, what are you, ah, uh what are you, ah, what are you ? oh, where are you? uh, if you do that again, don’t do that again, weakling, what did you say, weakling, arnat, listen, you’re in vain, because daniar is the most athlete on our team, i shouldn't have said it, i'll do 40 pull-ups now, let's see which of us is weak, ready, look, here's one, calm, look, don't strain, two, here, three, here, four, look, five,

calm, six, here are seven, eight, i even count myself, i strain myself, i pull myself up, about 11 already, 12, but i’m kidding, 13, look, 14, i understand, like that 40 times, well, he’s great, and this fat one, maybe show me something, what he says to me, fat, do it, bro,

friends say that you miss me, here you go, girls, this is what a soldier always expects. we continue the case at the mfc. yes, i have an a32. oh, there's just a little bit left. a30. well, two people already. a- 31. oh, so fast. c-17. how is this? ts-18. it’s kind of gone now, isn’t it? a 0.2. we started first, right? a 33. i have. how they jumped, lyokha, i mean names, and

777 kv region 176 car, warrior 747 flight, moscow astana, are you kidding me or something, go to hell, a30. training animals is very difficult, somewhere in the park, so, rex, give me your paw, give me your paw, rex, where is that collar button, oh, lower your voice, respect. i want to hear the song where is the button

it was me.

let's go back to childhood, in childhood the most difficult thing was to do homework, but it was even more difficult to do homework with your father, son, look, you see this in alphabetical order, here it is, like a cheburashka, you see the ears f, f, yes, remember f, f, then crosswise in alphabetical order, this is x, x, yes, x, x, to x, what happened? f. f. remember f yes after f, what happened, just said, x, x,

remember, x, doh, don’t cry, after f, what happened, hay goth, so dear. that you are shouting at our son, so you think, so you are doing something to him you’ll teach, yes, but what’s just elementary f, x, x, f. ok, let's do this, when is my birthday, uh-huh, fifteenth, fifteenth,

yes, yes, our wedding day, when is the fifth, fifth, yes, now let's do it again, when is my birthday? yes, yes, yes, my mother’s birthday, when such a one has never happened, where, dear friends, when a kazakh has a holiday at home, he first of all goes to the barn to his animals, so, animals, look, it’s grandma’s anniversary, someone needs - to kill one of you, only the most talented will survive, now... i’m

i’ll check, cow, mu, let’s start with you, come on, i’ll go to him, lift me into the sky, i ’ll fall into the abyss after him, i’ll follow him, sorry, pride, i’ll follow him alone, i’ll go to him, alone, mu , well done, so, ram, now you will sing, huh? come on, i’ll go up to him outside, and i ’ll fall into the pro after him, i’ll follow him. excuse me, yes, i'm going after

him alone, i'm going to him alone, well done, handsome, handsome, give me a hug, thank you, uh, horse, what are you doing? good, the three of you will sing now, come on, i’ll lift him to him, outside, yes, i’ll fall into the pro for him, i’ll excuse him for him, i’ll follow him alone, i’ll go to him, alone, uh, horse, why aren’t you singing, do you have anything from the backstreet boys?

garik, look, here is our team, you see, yes, here in the middle in a vest, this is erkiblan marzabek, first erkiblan, then marzobek, before marzobek, what happened? geh!

ierkeblan before irkeblan, what happened? morzobek, yes, what are you explaining to him? what? he doesn’t even remember his name, his name is igor, he introduces himself everywhere as garik. so why are you quarreling with everyone? today we just need to find out who makes the funniest jokes? azamat musagaliev or alexey chumakov? are you serious? yes. who funnier, is azamat musagaliev or alexey chumakov joking? yes, how long ago has this question arisen? okay, who has this question? chumakov probably has, hmm, well, let’s find out what chumakov’s weak points are, napoleons. hmm,

well then you just need to sing better than all the chumakovs. yo-my, what are you doing, how are you going to sing better than chemoku, it’s impossible, do you know how he sings? kratcheva starts, but you can hear that his voice is strong, when he lifts his head, you can see that his teeth are beautiful, he removes the microphone. then he starts a little late, how he sings he's cool, the bitch knows it himself, missing air. he inhales something else, we ’re just girls next to him, we can’t cope with him at all, even now with three voices, we ’re rubbing our asses, the thunder is a little louder,

he’s generally yelling, he does it so easily, god kissed him right on the mouth like that. then otpolmi, we can’t, yes, this little guy is talented, very, very, very, day, the most difficult, this moment, it’s better not to sing it at all, so as not to become a refuge, something might go wrong. timothy is our light, timothy is our light,

well, yes, i agree, timothy has all complex songs easy, yes, then the napoleons must be defeated with what they don’t have. humor, yes, i hesitated, you are right, let’s show the number, it’s true that you are the strongest girl in russia, it’s true, i have 20 records, incredible talents await us, you are the best voice of the earth, yes, we are a two-time champion of russia in dance sports, i filmed in minus 20, yes in minus,

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uh, how do you feel about criticism? ok, but what? just look, it seems to me, yalan, a little bit, a little bit wrong, yes, no, a little bit right, the rest is wrong, come here, come here, just look from the outside how best to do it, yes this number, just look from the side, here instead of you now you know how - young man, here you are, you you, you, you, show this number instead , yes, yes, yes, you, you, you, you, you, here you are, you, oh, fly, let's hurry up, it's going to take a long time to get to know you, what's needed, now a fly will show you, okay, just look at it a little from the outside. you too daniar, you are a teacher, come on i’ll just show you how the teacher will be, okay, just look from the outside, it’s not a question

bro, what are you guys doing in this room, just sitting, not doing anything, so you know, who is cool just sitting, not doing anything, here are two, yes, yes, yes, you guys are in the same uniform, yes, come here, well , just look from the outside, just look from the outside, just like that and... who will answer i, let’s have a green golden oak near the lukomorye chain on the oak tree golden chain on the dubet, see how funny he does it, you can do it again, of course, look at the lukomorye green oak tree, golden chain on the dubet , look, repeat, as you say, golden chain, wait, where are we in this

room, you are not there, there are in this room , yes , yes, of course, knock-knock, hello, sorry for interrupting your lesson, there are stronger boys, but, of course, to the boys, go, of course, you have a room in this room , here you go, and lukomorya green oak, golden rear sight on the finished piece, uh, wait, wait, he says the letter, he stays, have you been shot in the forehead or something, what are you talking about,

what kind of game are you proposing, in general, now we ’ll just lose to them completely, and mate, i ’ll unwind them now. come on, who's there? come on, come on ! let's! cucumber! orange! no, no, play, play! education! hands! hmm, what is it? i also wanted to say hands!

listen, don’t the kazakhs have a lot of complaints lately against the kamyzyaks, and what did you want, that’s it, that’s it, aza, he’s going on, he’s going on, i have a headache, that’s all. but he's crazy, oh my, what did you do, so what? you did it, don’t you understand, don’t you understand, boys, you’ll swing hard, oh fight, oh fight, oh fight, oh fight, oh fight, oh fight, fight, oh, oh, do

n’t you understand , well, is it really difficult to understand, we ’re doing all this for your sake, well, yes, i didn’t just pull the boys in, they immediately jumped up on the first call, came right away, the fly generally abandoned all his work, he abandoned the rehearsal of the play, filming in the series he abandoned his wife and children, well, that’s unnecessary, bro, what’s he doing now, he’s unemployed and lonely, can you at least figure out the trick a little, look, look, where is he going? it was the case, so guys, no one, please, danik, in general, look, he doesn’t even have a winter jacket, to be honest, he’s walking around with an accordion, you’d think that his stomach wouldn’t prolong, you know, mader, i’m generally silent, just on it’s no joke, you

understand that we are here for a reason, well, we came for all this for you, you know, and you guys are like these, well... i’ll tell you honestly, bro, well, we didn’t know that you made such sacrifices, we actually thought that kamyzyaks are successful, rich, yes, yes, well, on average yes, and you understand, by accepting our help, you help us more, yes, yes, yes, so it’s better together, together, of course, well then let’s dance the kazakh as a sign of reconciliation.

why should you be ashamed? let's do what we can then? the song is our way. it doesn’t matter who you’re with, patli, it’s all nothing when you’re on stage with a brotherly bastard watching you. one country, my family is with me, the astana teams, the stars aligned for all of us, a fiercely beautiful funny tandem, the ground disappeared from under our feet when the cossacks chose the star me, why did you decide to perform together and conquer new heights, it’s not at all difficult for us

to tell the truth, we play for money, for money, 10 blunders here, 10 blunders there, to be honest, we are not friends at all, we play for money, the main one take the prize already.

i’m sure it was fantastically funny as always, well, let’s invite the guys here to the stage, tim, let’s start with you, with pleasure, with pleasure, by the way, such an interesting, small remark, here... if you weren’t three-voiced showed at the very start, i would probably have been even more surprised stronger, but i bought your three-voice right at the end, when you laid it out, it was clear that you sing very well, and

i’ll applaud you again, you sing amazingly, that’s the most interesting thing, that you are, in general, in the field of chumakov, in in general, they performed no worse, that’s what, which is very cool, so... after such things, of course, you leave less and less chances for that team, but with you everything together, it’s some kind of symbiosis of eclecticism, in for a moment i actually thought that i was watching some kind of arthouse, but that’s all funny, it all works very cool, you have your own approach to humor, in some places kazakh, this is very cool, because this is your own direction, no one else can enter this field, this clearing, in general i.. i think that you have the most corrupt team on the project, i agree, but i agree, and this is kazakh, it’s good,

but jokes aside, then of course you are probably one of the favorites on this project, and to me. it will be extremely interesting to watch the finale unfold when everyone comes together in it the most powerful teams, for some reason i am internally sure that you will be present there, i had a huge... pleasure, the range of my pleasure was not limited solely to humor, that is, there are vocal performances and some performers and guest stars from dorokhov where he came from in general, it’s like he’s from a different team altogether, then why did he lie here in full size, but again, to dorokhov, if i were giving out the oscar for supporting actor for the best role, 3 seconds would fly to dorokhov instantly, here he is, by the way, also that person, who can show up and do nothing but be super funny, overall, overall. a very well-equipped condensed show, as i understand it, each team has the same time, that’s right, the presenters changed, but, everyone

is equal, the conditions, if this is not a corruption scheme, you managed to finish it in one number, that’s in terms of time, in terms of the feeling of time twice as much as the previous team, so guys, just go ahead, and it will be very interesting for me to watch you in the finals, thank you, thank you, thank you, very good speech, thank you very much, sergey zhukov, last time there were panthers, yes, cheetahs, cheetahs, cheetahs, now there are dogs, uh, rams, why are you pointing at me, the ram was brilliant, magnificent, that they themselves neighed now, yes. with this saying about adults you need to please, i’ll remember now, i’ll use it at concerts, this

is also true, and about musical talents, timur said it correctly, because in kazakhstan, it seems to me, everyone sings, and you sing even better . thank you, thank you, wonderful speech, probably something to hide, best friend, gary khorlamov, hello, hello! what do you want to say, guys, first of all, daniyar is the best dog i’ve ever seen, i swear, i laughed sincerely to tears, to tears, thank you, talent, just bravo, i’m very good at dogs, of course, yes, of course , but nevertheless, what happened when you split up, this is it, when the baral and you started laughing, were you just laughing or did you have something inside you, no, it was faked, faked, clearly, i ’m losing my mind just, yes, she should laugh, well...

initially i fucked, i fucked, i fucked everyone, i fucked this whole team, no, no, i gave a point initially to the astana team, so solely because i love this humor very close to me, that is, it’s incredibly funny when funny things come from seemingly in general, well, that is, go and experience this for someone, what i just saw, there’s no need to retell it , you just need to turn it on. watch the vk video, that’s what i ’m saying, it’s very cool, it’s very cool, i really liked it, i think you feel it too, that we all really liked it, congratulations, thank you, gartemi lebedev, listen, this is really very cool, and initially i there were expectations that were a little crumpled, because you seem to be the presenter and participate, it seems like there is fierce corruption, but this is such well -deserved cool corruption and you are so in your place, you have such a great

team. just mega-respect for everything, thank you, thank you, thank you, svalechka, carrot with eyelashes, it’s amazing how from the very first second you take all the attention to yourself and it’s impossible to tear yourself away when your voices sounded, i really got high, every joke is insanely funny, parodies on animals simply brilliant, but you know what really melted my heart, when you sang a song about chumakov, azamat stood a little further away, you had such a micro-micro smile, and you looked and thought how cool the guys were doing, that’s what melted my heart, i don't know, thank you. thank you

very much, valya. before we start voting, i invite the stage of our rivals, alexey chumakov and napoleons. and now, my dear judges, you must make the most important decision in your life and at the same time decide who? worthy of becoming one of the stars and teams finalist of our show, and let the presenter win, oh, the presenter, the strongest, but i said so, so, astana had the point after the festival, let's start with artemy lebedev, this is a new feature of our program, we start with artemy lebedev, i'll give my vote to the napoleons , you

don’t fumble at all, i understand, you’re not thinking at all, thank you, thank you, sergey zhukov, i ’ll give my vote to the guys who said that they would try to sing just like lesha chumakov, beautifully with a wonderful voice, amazingly, without being professional singers or professional people who they sang on stage for as many years as... i felt for a moment that it was lyosha, and not daniyar, on stage, so my score will remain, valya carnival, i want to say, for you guys, these guys are an asphalt paver, they wasted a giant bar, it was very funny, but we we know, yes, today

i will give my vote to you, you are also not fooling around, timur, yes, of course, your dominance in this corruption scheme, i somehow plunged myself into this bullshit of some kind, yes, it forces me to make a very difficult decision. and give yours point, after all, for you. astana. two: what 's going on? gary kharlamov, what about ostana?

we congratulate the astana team on reaching the finals. churi made her choice. we thank the team. alexey chumakov and the napoleon team. friends, today we witnessed a laugh-out-loud duel. the fight for 20 million is in full swing. this show stars azamat musagaliev. bye.

you drove, no, no, stupid, zhen, metro, come on, no one here heard you anyway, good evening to your hatti, what are you doing,

demons, give it here, come on, what... well, milakha, don’t worry, it’s all over. stop, police, authorize a senior officer, captain kachetko, seventh operational unit, third department, who are you, bitch, your colleague, listen, colleague, do you at least understand where you got into, come to me,

turn around, major ivanov, nice to meet you . ugh, colleague, she’s beating me, i’m scared, so am i, what’s your name? zhenya, and me, zhenya, or just jackson, free wind, hair tousled, oh, get away from the drunken turmoil, shake it off, but where will you go, my dear? if you like me, don't hesitate, yes, where will you go, dear, if i fall in love, i don’t

mean it, my mother doesn’t take my strength, but god hasn’t deprived me of intelligence. it was possible, but i just didn’t want to do something, and there was no other way to detain them, but one of them is still lying unconscious, so he was born unconscious, it’s just that no one noticed before, why didn’t he report to me, why didn’t he order outdoor surveillance? , why didn’t you call the special forces? so that kochetkov would sniff out everything in advance, it was he who came up with it all, he cheated the bank with a loan, he killed the director of a fake company for a cover, if it weren’t for the accountant, he would have already a long time ago, he probably built a mansion for himself in the canaries, the third one, but his superiors

claim that he was there for official reasons, of course, depending on what is now considered an official necessity. jackson, now is not the time, the era of shilov is over, that’s for sure, now is the era of scoundrels.

according to the information we have, the criminals' loot amounted to 15 million rubles. according to the head of the main internal affairs directorate, general vershinin, the best criminal investigation forces have been deployed to search for the perpetrators. the best have been in civilian life for a long time, that’s why they are the best. why aren't you there then? and i'm the worst the best. who's in our bag? now,

so, mikhail mikhailovich khamyukov, some kind of non -ganker surname, from the mansuva gang, is there an option that they slammed the collectors? who knows, if they worked as collectors, then why didn’t they call the special forces, because i’m with you kids, citizen of hamsters, open up, the police, some strange bandit, this is common. property, open it, police, now i’ll take a run and open it, komyakov, open the door, we have a sanction, we ’ll break it, break it, break it, the door is still metal, no, i won’t open it, i’m calling lawyer, he’s already worse, tomochka, where’s my phone, well, hang on, hamster, oh, hamster, hamster, i’m coming to you,

before the search begins, i suggest you voluntarily hand over the drugs, weapons, explosives and other things you don’t have. free civilian circulation, what weapons, what drugs, everything is there in the fireplace, look in the fireplace, homo, they will take everything anyway, the system, this is already interesting, sit down, write a report, okay. what is this? looks like what we need. pyotr

nikolaevich, yes, everything is fine. we have all the documents. did you hear my question poorly? tom? how are we going to live? why raise children? i don’t understand, we will be able to rise, we will be able to. yes, comrade general, everything is fine, i will personally hand over all the documents, write down who is coming, yeah, i’ll call you back right away, comrade general, and what is this, the report of the search of khomyakov that you are waiting for, nothing was seized, no weapons, no drugs. one porn magazine, i lured him in order to

relieve stress at work, stand, where is petrov? the dentist has an emergency operation, you think you’re a hero, yes, you’re a fool, who are you up against, do you even know who’s here? gives orders, the old song, about the fool, you’re right, we should have crushed you with cadets, do your business without me, and i ’ll go to voronezh, to lizyukov street.

olya, the head of our own security , come to me urgently, yeah, nothing, and they weren’t chewing on such heroes, we historically defend our borders, our people and those who need our help, although ours... spoke different languages, had different weapons, goals were always the same: to destroy the country, to take away our freedom, but we always courageously stood up in battles, history remembers all. the strength

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i’ll talk, yes.

hello, yegorych, bon appetit, great, bon appetit, the last, pleasant thing left in our lives, what destinies in our palestines, you’re now in primorsky, well, there, there’s a classmate here. met, decided to point out, i didn’t know, vanya, that you stayed in each class twice in the second year, fucked up, but it’s not in my own

area for me to take girls to taverns, what you were, that’s how you remained, it’s too late to change, yes to us, but as it turns out, menture, no, you’re waving, but no, i’m with a girl, it’s hard beshilova, no, it’s not hard, it’s disgusting. it’s not boring, it looks like it’s time to go out, come to me, where in the area the senior operative, we have a new department created, the opera is young as a boss, well, yes, you remember, the guys need to be taught to work as you know how, but only without fanaticism, and you won’t regret it, so we agreed. well then, for the circulation of the cops to nature, yeah, come on,

i answer, the car is new, two years old in perfect condition, interior, leather, alcantra, everything , color, well, well, well, as agreed, the color is black. “okay, just sergei eduardovich, don’t forget, i don’t have the money, the whole amount, no, you can do it in installments, that ’s fine, great, hello, kostya, come quickly, you see, i’m working, i’d like to whisper, sergei eduardovich, you’re in the hallway with me, wait, we’ll talk to you later, and in the hallway, wait, then..." then, you’re already in the know, depending on what you were talking about, yesterday you were in the staff,

i saw the order, in general, ivanov, jackson is being transferred to you, well, this was at the instigation of arkhangelsky, something didn’t give up in his headquarters, so they demoted him to our land, well, why the hell do we need this pain in the ass, but what should we do, against archangel i won’t go, we’ll survive, yes... the ministers, goodbye, and jackson says no the one where you came, who you came to, you didn’t get confused, i’ll now explain to you in an accessible form how opera differs from a condom, bitch, the first time you were lucky, there won’t be a second time, that they hatched, a conversation with the contingent, yes, i got it, i’m on my way now! stand, stand, konstantin, stand, well, stand, what happened, what

happened, komanov came in, as you advised, well, in order to somehow make friends with him, i brought it to him, and he immediately punched me in the face, what are you going to say? the people are so primitive, i had to quietly leak them a couple vagrants, go ahead, i’ll figure it out myself, oh, hi, how are you, great! yes, thank god, where are you going, arkhangelsky is calling, why, you can drink vodka, but what? yes, nothing, nothing, well, yes, he’s a little brat in your car, you’ll come back, report him, don’t worry, patron, you’ve gone crazy, you bastards, they send me wrong replies, they didn’t find him, he left,

about a year ago they drove another car back, here in st. petersburg they were attacked, the car was stolen, the bandits ran over, if i had known, ira told me everything later, ira! this girl with whom lyoshka met, she immediately said that she saw how several bullies put lyoshka’s car in everyone’s like, what kind of relationship did you have, what kind of relationship did the father and son have, he wanted to live by his own mind, and where am i from with my mind?

i understand that lyoshka is no longer alive. and not my wife faded away in a few months, a month ago i buried the body quietly bury the bitch, bitch, who did this, find, i will, i promise, anton antonovich, jackson is the one who will bring the matter to the end, now, excuse me, i would i wanted to say a few words to him, yeah, i understand. will you find it? i'll find it. i heard you a long time ago, back when i was working in 1934. jackson is a pseudonym, or sign. and so i am ivanov. well, i can’t refuse antonovich, you know, i can’t. it was in the main office.

well with novosilitsa, major ivanov. “hello, i’m good, yes, i also seem to be good, my last name is so good, sergei alekseevich, good, i was sent to you as a trainee for a junior opera, voronyuk sent me, they also found me a mentor, why would that be, wait a minute, good, your father, the former chief of the police, what does the father have to do with me, myself? i want to work as an operator, well, if you want to work, why did you come close to me, son, that dad couldn’t get a job at the main headquarters due to his connections?” “ why, when the son of a worker goes to a factory, the profession is a dynasty, but when the son of a policeman, then this is cronyism, but because at the factory they don’t pay for a place in the workshop yet, that i wanted romance, pain, shooting, there is no such thing here, my dear, everything is much worse here, there is corruption, i understand, that’s why i want to repeat, i came to train

as a junior criminal investigation officer. all that follows from this consequences, and also, i would like my father’s authority not to in any way affect the prospects of our further communicative interactions, that is , for you it would be easier to say official relations, well, something like this. you, son, take out the water, take out the trash, and go to bed in the office.

just six months ago , a certain dictator alexey often visited this house. antonovich, why did they kill you, or what? finding out this is our task. we need to talk to the girl who saw some scoundrels put our client in a car. and find out not did the girl see the license plate number of the car? remember, intern, two immutable rules, with them your life will immediately become easier. witnesses never remember car license plates, and there are never fingerprints left on the murder weapon. remember? i remember, but why? to make life more interesting? now let's talk to the girl, let's do it. a survey, then a door-to-door visit, have you ever had something like this happen, at a police school, but only in theory, in theory, theory is very different from practice, in practice, sometimes it happens that... that hair loss back, stab him, but agree, be here,

stand up, stand on the floor, eh? continue, yeah, well, come on, shoo, it says, don’t touch it. yes, they fumbled around without me, a gunshot to the head, a small caliber, like a ubraun, let’s see, i see you’re an expert, better come to us,