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vk ambassador, valya carnival, val, you look amazing, all thanks to our show, yes, absolutely, absolutely exactly so, i’m in a good, cheerful mood as always, because that i’m still valya carnival, and not valya depression, as you already said, it’s a carnival, yes, you see what a holiday, that i just have to say in my head, miguel needs to be renamed fidel, so that today there will be the ussr and fidel, think about it , that's it, that's it, it's not in your head now, it's in all of us now, friends, the biggest name in design and the quietest laughter in the room, artemy lebedev, artemy, how was your week, i saw something funny, maybe i’ll show you today, well, what have i been doing all week,
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working, working, i was just asking again, sorry, just, yes , just worked, well , there was something to which you said, bravo, bravo, laughed like that, there was something, no, well, that you worked well, that you, maybe you came up with something interesting, there is the letter x, this is my letter, excuse me, you were drawing the coat of arms of kharlamov, what were you doing? no, there were a couple more letters there, okay, well, something there, or maybe something sad happened to you, no, no, it’s your birthday, okay, as they say, if you want to make god laugh, tell him about your plans, if you want to make lebedevo laugh, good luck to you, friends, let me remind you that at the festival we
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louder, louder. we are moving on to what we have gathered here for, friends, a duel, meet the first participant, miguel , ussr national team, the sky will be hot, they will talk about heroes, friends, come with us, good evening, we must live brightly, we must win honestly. and everyone on this stage represents a certain republic: kazakhstan, kyrgyzstan, dagestan, a warm country, that is , moscow, okay, that is, russia, but what kind of russia are you, what kind?
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russia, i told you, you are moscow, russia - i, understand? moscow is not russia, of course, not russia, russia doesn’t have a manicure, russia always carries its native land with it under its nails, i understand, what is this, what is this, where is the suit from the prom, from the wedding, that you have the third suit, and what’s wrong, nothing’s wrong, you’re not russia at all, we’re in russia for our women. we don’t insert silicone breasts, our women there are already all busty, just in case case, i understand, everyone came up with these words, obuz, rofol, cringe, this is what you are generally crazy about, you have both almonds and soybeans giving milk, in russia either milk is given by a cow, on holidays,
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poultry, everything . how many people would you ask someone else? please, who are you? dagestan, there are no questions, but why are there no questions? because this is also russia! who are you? kyrgyzstan, or actually the kyrgyz, are very influential people in moscow. in terms of? i ’ll make one call now, you’ll all walk home from here. i don't need this physical education, hello, hello. who are you? kazakhstan, we invented money for you, we invented money for ourselves, yeah, subscribe to netflix, subscribe.
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of course, friends, on this stage there is a man who is depicted on all the signs at the pedestrian crossing miguel, carimino, but good evening, well, miguel, where do we start, let's start with a question, i recently discovered a video on the internet, we say black-ass, yes black.
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this is my concept, my outlook on life. artemia's question from the chocolate bar. have you tried contacting us differently? well, like, hello miguel. good evening, elena hanga. i’m generally not a conflicted person, really, but hey! but i’m conflicted, artemy, aren’t you ashamed, but look at him, he ’s offended here, but just think, if he’s here, then who’s there now milking the giraffe, who ’s eating the rainbow, hall, dear hall, let’s all clap, who is for him? gta played, you know, artemy, okay, and he’s offended, but imagine how his owner is also offended, amar,
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omar, wait, no, amar, stop, he never protects me again, and this is not the end yet video, i think that in russian the word black is more offensive than the word negro, because in general we usually call caucasians that way, ugh, dear artemy, come to us in
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dagestan, while you’re going, we ’ll watch your entire interview, we are waiting for you, soviet union, i didn’t understand that for the second time everyone quarreled because of a man with a spot on his head, that’s enough, really, honestly, damn it, okay, that’s it, let’s perform, then... today , and today we have a duel with krasnoyarsk, krasnoyarsk for sure we'll win as we win, we were taught at school that yours aren't very lucky in duels, yeah, what's the joke about, i have no idea, mikel and the ussr, let's go, friends, and let's start filming the natal chart show. well, go ahead, whisper a question to the deck, you can ask anything you want, well, for example, can you call a mortgage equality, yes, and let me remind you, this is a show of the most
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accurate wording, a natal chart, and today our guest is the tax office in moscow moscow region, good evening lieutenant, we are watching your show, this is a question from our business, it’s that you have something like blinovskaya, but no, man, this is a show, a natal chart, yes, we work here according to western astrology, with elements of juitish, we calculate the karmics of a person’s tasks based on eurahu and ketu, well, like blinovskaya, yes, it turns out that an emigrant was attracted, we have a work permit, i’m actually a dancer from dancing, okay, mr. istantsev miguel has a work permit, put it on? let's go, men, you don't understand, this is a scientific activity, it's all true, it's not true, it's all not true. i've been here all year
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i’ll ask you not to express yourself, but why are we using a quote from a movie that was given a 6.0, which movie, dog, come on, let’s do it together together, what film, oh, oops, operation argo, what, wrong, man, we give good ratings to the russian film, which one? please, explained movies 9.8, cybervillage 9.7, who made all this, we made the movie search, well, the main thing, the main thing is that you like it yourself, that’s right, tell me why you rate the films and tv series that you yourself made only above nine, and not below, that nine, that you can’t put 10 right away, but you can do 10, that’s it, that’s it, in the traffic police office: salaam
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the wish doesn’t come true, it’s also rare, strange, you go to a cafe, yes, not on the day birth, no, but i understand, condolences, guys, i didn’t understand, but you’re generally normal guys, right? like a normal guy, let's go, what is it, like, don't like, rainbow, well done, who is the best performer in the universe, what songs does he perform, the best in the universe, olegazhik gazmanov's concert tour april seventy-nine, april 16 novosibirs 21 rostov, 22 omsk, how do you know all this, he’s standing there wearing a t-shirt from gazmanov’s tour. when
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who flew in from different countries, and we would like to say thank you to miguel, because miguel is really a very cool choreographer, an amazing artist and a really powerful showman, miga, this applause for you, thank you, i screwed up a piece, but i can still do tricks, tricks for the final, bro, not all at once, the national team of the soviet union performed for you, the only team, which lev yashin once played, thank you, stark himself will talk about the heroes of the song. it was miguel of the ussr national team, what a powerful entry for the final, isn’t it? okay, you tell them everything yourself. so, miguel is the ussr national team. well, let's start with vali carnival.
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hey guys, hi! i'll cut it right away i’ll start, at the festival stage it seemed to me that at the beginning you dragged it out a little, i noticed it, but in the end you showed a cool show, a cool performance, cool jokes, i really liked it in the end, and today i expected the same from you, at the beginning of today's performance, you immediately picked up a very cool rhythm, well done, it was very cool, very cool, seriously, guys, i really... i would especially like to thank miguel for his amazing dance performances, for his amazing charisma for how cool you stay on stage guys you really made a cool team,
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thank you very much for my smile for my sincere laughter, thank you, timothy, i think that. artemy’s interview, this is a treasure trove of quotation books, this is one more season that can be played to the end, and maybe the next season, i think, and based on the collection of artemy’s interviews, well, here, in my opinion, everything was very politically correct, the team is assembled, compressed, brought together, they work well , maintain a certain good, confident level, that is, there were no places where i felt a drawdown and so on, i cannot say that it was just fantastic, fantastic and so well... it
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was completely different, in the last episode you, you personally danced, in my opinion, it was a lak lizginka, probably yes, but it was brilliant, thank you very much, well, just, of course, honestly, i’ve been to so many weddings, birthdays and seen a lot of lizginki, but i’ve never seen such a cool lizginki, i would love to, i would love to watch more, i can tell you, maybe we’ll ask miguel and i can i tell you in any language? exactly you can at any caucasian corporate party you will compete with any caucasian polyginki from you i would even come and learn from you honestly from me yes ok guys thank you good balanced show there were a lot of places where i laughed and was happy
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thank you it was great thank you thank you timur sergey zhukov yes friends to the citizen. miguel istantsev was lucky, because all the guys are here, everyone made a small beautiful story, that omar scared us very effectively here, you know, i laughed a lot at the red light district, because, because whatever there would be because i haven’t been there for a long time, and i won’t be. about the gentleman of good luck - all the children really need to show this number, sorry, look, look, intergirl. all children need to watch inter-girls children need to watch inter-girls what is sergei zhukov calling for? yakovleva, ours, everything
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was prosiyan there, it was said, well, tur gazmanovo killed it, guys, where can i get a t-shirt like that, tell me, i, i, we will do it, we have it to the bottom, well done, very funny, great, thank you, by the way, i have it, yes , that's it, well, let's move on, and harry kharlamov, no, cool there was a performance, really. well, the beginning is just magical, really strong, in general , i look at miguel after i found out that he acted in the brigade, i have a completely different attitude towards him, in general, from the beginning he was a legend legend legend of course, i liked it, i sincerely laughed, the jokes are very high quality - caused laughter, we saw what was strange and what was strange for this serious program, and the joke about the helicopter, of course , was perfect, just perfect, that’s great, so, well, what can i say, at the moment you are the best, absolutely objectively,
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artemy, and you say, we have so little, because you already said everything in the interview , or, to be honest, i didn’t fall under the table laughing, yes, we saw it, but it’s difficult to fall in sit, there was a good start at the beginning. in general , it seems to me that two blacks pulled out the entire performance, and some asian one, then somehow everything went unevenly, and it seemed to me that the dances were generally forced to be integrated, as if they had nothing to do with anything at all connected, although last time there was a festival, it was much more compositional overall. feeling more harmonious performance, now it turned out a little crumpled, it turned out to be such a patchwork quilt, well, in general
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, ok, this is miguel and the ussr national team, guys, thank you, wait for the performance of your rivals, we will invite you soon. in our program , everyone will find humor to their taste, just like in magnit stores, everyone will find quality products for themselves, and this year the magnet is also 30 years old, which means that many surprises await customers, look into the magnet, which is definitely somewhere nearby with you, this is a show of stars, friends, a man comes onto our stage having breakfast in a hookah bar. meet dzhigan and krasnoyarsk. scarface, tony montana,
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everything on my own, i figured it all out, thank heavens, everything is beautiful with me, to spite myself. god, how much money, god, how many cars, there is food, a house, a family, a handsome guy, i respect my elders, an old fonzabar, great! great, i'm dzhegan, these are my brothers, salads, the krasnoyarsk national team, here's yaroslavchik, there's arsenchik, there's an earring my buddy, mih, stop it, well, obviously, can i talk to the jury before we start, when you gave a point to a little man at a festival. when they praised him for not learning everything so well, what was the probability that he wouldn’t give up the next performance, tell me,
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uh, no, we’re great too, we hoped for a person who has his date of birth stamped on his stomach, so as not to forget, we big, valerchik, what are you doing, i’m a dzhigan, you see, i’m in chile, on reslabon, no, if you believe it, go ahead, accelerate, of course you like it, do it, but people are not fools, they see that it’s not dzhigan, but this one is more shefutinsky, it's trash throw it away, what the hell is this, valer, well , something needs to be done, right, well, the person has been writing for 3 hours that you’re approaching, well, let’s ask a professional, garik, you’re like a legend of this youth movement, in yours, late? this means 100% at home, maybe pooping, super, but
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now we know exactly what harry is doing when he’s lying, that he’s stuck in a traffic jam, right? listen, what if in fact dzhigan is just smarter than us? well, it’s just that if i had known in advance that we would have to watch the performance of our rivals, i wouldn’t have come either, you did you see what they show? this is a trial of spring in a mental hospital, no less, mich, well, it’s just unjustified aggression already, many clapped, some liked it, there are many opinions, you know, well, my personal opinion is that this is some kind of crap, well, let’s say there are two of us, but ... let's forget about the ussr national team, we are performing, we are performing, come on, come on, come on, come on, katya lel gathered journalists to inform them that she was in the top three of the world music chart, who laughed at me and
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want to go home. this is my mother, and i ’m running around the pole, around the pole, i’m tired, i’m calling the guards, seryozha, kick the dog out, well, i came from here, you drunk, now lyubochka uspyanskaya is home will come, sexual education for teenagers is sometimes very much ahead of sexual education for teachers, hello, fifth, the topic of the lesson is where do children come from, from the vulva, from the uterus under an epidural, no, well, i mean , yes, but no, if mom loves dad very much, then she gives him a royal, no, dad
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elvira nabiulina came to dzhigan for advice on financial literacy. tell. “please, how does it happen that you don’t work, but you have money, tell me, timothy tells me where, when and what to invest, you need to ask him, but we tell him, yes, well then you need to come to you, i i don’t know, em sidonie nathan, sasha, honestly the bird came to dzhigan to ask why everything was fine with him, and yesterday they had to climb a birch tree to eat fresh crow eggs, although they started out in the same way and did the same
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thing, well, what are you all it's the same thing, well , i'm talented, come on, wipe the headlights, you ninety-eighth, full tank.
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so jig, let’s go get ready for the next number, otherwise he’s already bitter there, in short, these are the boys, well, this is unrealistic, well, it’s not he who has a bad attitude towards our performance, noticeably yes, well, noticeably a little, let’s do another one before it’s too late we’ll find a star, and mish, what other star, i’ll just remind you, one of the teams on this project has a star, alexei chumakov, that is, that means already. they searched very hard, yes, and if you go deeper there, then there is a risk of delving into the factory of stars, oh, by the way, i know where they have the tip, by the way, someone too, because our rivals have miguel, he’s from the star factory, just, well , continuing to perform with this is not an option at all, well, what do you suggest, come on, dzhigan, come here, please, don’t let me go, take revenge to the end,
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if this is the case the club heard from batrudinov in the series, where? this is fair on kharlamov, listen, dzhigan, but just imagine, the organizers called and said, we can’t perform together, but guess what, why? well, like the essence of the project is lost, it’s immediately clear who will win, you’re not only in rap, you’re also in humor is the king, they noticed, they noticed, they noticed, of course, it immediately catches your eye, they want to put you right in the jury, that’s all. in short, you are
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the chairman of the jury, valya kronnoval will play for us instead of you. valya, why valya? well, because, firstly, she gave us a point at the festival. and secondly, look at the jury, she is the only one who can quickly rise to the stage beautifully. let's switch places again, val, can you come here? valerka, let me know what to do. yes, the company is nicer, of course, well, these are nearby, at least closer, timothy and dzhigan, timon and pumbaa of our stage, one is so active, enterprising, will come up with something, the second is just a cheerful boar, uh val, you really don’t need to do anything, just stop here, just stand there, yes, be yourself, like a dzhigan, lyokha.
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give it, let's go, but in the meantime, the dzhigan asks the beetles how to order a hookah at a table, miniature, valya carnival was criticized at different times by shura and larisa dolina, and then they unexpectedly made up, that's why. so, somewhere in the underground parking lot shura and larisa the valley is on guard for the carnival. your jazz improvisation will give us away now, here she stands, look, young, beautiful, everything is still ahead of her, yeah, her skin is like a duck’s, well, mine, but hers is smooth, her tits are at the level of her tits, be quiet, larisa, be quieter. she
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was probably never shot at at a corporate party with a pentball gun, back in 90 , no one threw the side of the ship, well, between the verses she didn’t give in from the bucket onto the stones, sana please, i’m all ready, this is a crowbar, what do you want to make a chupachup out of her? hide that back in your bra, let's go, valentina, there is no cigarette. eh, well, move away from the beautiful girl. have you got all the loudspeakers confused? you’re putting pressure on a little girl, maybe i can show you the blow for which i apologized at won, and after which all that’s left of a person is a jacket, here
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it is, the meat grinder has started up, there’s a nuclear weapon, have you heard? by the way, you know that they wanted to make me in the last mortal kombat, between shaukan and nubeibot, that who is the first to say goodbye, come on, down, down, forward, that's it, two crosses, and the sad relatives are standing, eating kutya got in, larisa sanovna, let's run from here. shut up, don’t worry, valentina, your peter parker is always on guard, what kind of a lion is this valeryanych, but how we do on estrada, the main thing
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is to establish yourself right away, when i came as a young man, i immediately hit pakhmutova on the back with a chair, well, here it’s more about me as if from the frost, of course. then they were afraid of me, i went on a separate bus on tour, everyone was afraid to sleep while i was awake, but it doesn’t matter that we might take revenge on stone, i’m kidding, don’t worry, i’ll tell my old-timers so that they can tell you the young ones were not touched. because your time has come, you are younger than us, you have more opportunities, you don’t know how to sing, you’ll use auto-tune, you don’t have a studio, you filmed everything on your phone, those are the contracts, the fans, you
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pissed me off too, to be honest. larochka, shurochka, come on, i’ll hold her, well done, well done, polina, well done, well done, valya, thank you for your help, this is for you, wait, wait, wait, let’s give you a common bouquet, you’re not the one giving it, it just looks from the outside as if grandma came to congratulate her granddaughter on her birthday, now will give you a thousand. not at all this is a bouquet from me, i love her, what are you saying, vanya, you can’t be together, look at her, she’s like a disney princess, and you’re a ninja turtle who
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grew up in a russian sewer, val, don’t listen to them, we have a lot in common, it’s bad, in a couple they can’t both wear a bra. you don’t understand, her heart is free, even pigs won’t eat your heart, van, why are you going without lunch today, gate, bug, you’re just in full humorous mode ran into a humorous truck that was standing on the side of the road, val, well, it seems to me that this is a victory, a victory and some kind of encouragement for him... after all, well, he deserved at least a kiss on the cheek, i can circle where the cheek is, if you haven’t figured it out , they saw, but they saw everything, i lost my virginity, van, this is not really,
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well, don’t upset the man, congratulations man, welcome to the club, thank you in kind clearly, yes val, and thank you, well, first of all, for that, that our stinky boy will smile for six months now, and walk around... all the time, listen, dzhigan, can you imagine, again the organizers called and said: everything is fine, play together, only they ask you to put on some kind of show, a show, well... well , let me give you timati, come on, no, well, in general
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for an ntv show, directly, well, yes, why timothy, well, we are friends, why am i always looking for logic in this, everything is fine, find out which of you is stronger, cool, timati, can i have a scene with you, please, that’s it. well, ladies and gentlemen, in the right corner is a man who trained in surfing back in sobchak, a gypsy baron registered as an individual entrepreneur, dwayne rock johnson with ratovirus timothy, in the left corner, well, to make it clearer to him, here... the man who sang the song, you need to pump yourself up, immediately
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pumped up with beer, in any incomprehensible situation, he takes off his t-shirt dzhigan, this is our guy, our guy, now what’s incomprehensible , i ’m done, in short, so guys, look, we have one point from the festival, timati has a point for today’s duel, so today the battle will be for two ba... right before we start, a small trust, timati, you you start, well, dumpling, now i have you you'll start to relax, i'll show you, the trust is over, that's enough, it's tough, but in general i don't communicate like that with my friends, oh well, that's your business, get your hands ready, fighters, i know that i'm very much like dominic joker. so i’ll tell you how he is, don’t deceive me, please, let’s be honest, ready, one two, let’s start, come on,
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come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, thank you. we thought this was a cudgel, at least a strong one, we congratulate you, you have your own surf camp, several restaurants, for some reason two points from the star show, go ahead, insatiable greedy, i’m taking the black rolls-royce, that’s all.
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if you're afraid of me, then no, it's cool, it was cool, it's because of you that we're losing the only point or you're a bunch of protein, it's all a jigan, well, everyone already understands, well, you don't give a damn about... sorry, i won't be late like that again , in general , there are a lot of teams that you look at and think, it would be better if the star didn’t appear at all, but i don’t give a damn, guys, i just thought that we had a kirkorov star, no, well, i ’ll go home, we’ll manage without you, over there i chose you guys, i chose you, you chose me i like you, you’re so normal, well, well... geti is not a rooster, he’s not a normal guy,
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damn it, how he proposed to oksana, i don’t understand anything. in short, i am for you in full force, who is there against us, the ussr national team is against us, for them he miguel dances with his professional skunks, but for some reason without the ussr national team. i don’t know what to do, guys, but we don’t have professional homies, let’s dance ourselves, why dance?
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it seems that 3 months and lives were not wasted in vain, yes ulyana pylaeva, that ulyana pylaeva, ulyana is responsible for the dance pylaeva, you thought we wouldn’t drag you along with us, oslecho, yeah, in short, miguel, we ’ll mock your every dance like this until you stop mocking humor, of course, everyone who watches us on vk video, write comments who... yell at the tv, i don’t know, you have something to say, guys, it seems to me that i won’t have time for the dance, in short, the krasnoyarsk team, that’s it, thank you, it’s stress, it’s stress, it’s difficult,
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the star and the team are always on the verge of a foul, so, but yes, but this is their authenticity, in this is their originality and i will explain to you later what this is, but what characteristically distinguishes them from... in my opinion, i did it in principle, that’s what i do, you guys are very lucky, we thank god every day, that’s what you really are i was incredibly lucky,
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on the whole i liked it and i didn’t see any major failures, there were just very bright strong accents that i liked, but djiga opened up for you in a new way, yes, when i found out that djiga would participate in a comedy show, i came here to join the jury right away, what are you talking about? it's in in principle, it’s a sensation in itself, that’s the fact that the jig came on the easting, the fight was fair, well , i tried as hard as i could, i don’t know beyond that, it seems to me that he just missed something, blunted it for 2 seconds, which is not like him, of course, yes, yes, yes, but now i have a friend, now i have two points in my hands, which i can put to good use, guys, i liked it, and the most interesting thing is that you have your own style, not similar to... that is, you exist in some category of your own and you very much coincide somehow together with the star, so it seems to me that your association has great potential,
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of course i would like to see you closer and further to the final, thank you, thank you timur, about the two points - i hope this was a joke to the person ; i also explain to timur, now we’ll see , timur still has the same one point, guess what, the team. look how big two points kharlamov has, it’s me, yes, now i’m saying everything is fine, not now, not you, i’m just paying attention now valya valya let valya say now let him say i’m saying this i’m saying valya will say now, you just repeated it now , why is the program on, why are you repeating what the presenter says, you are now leaving the role of the presenter, you are just talking to me , you understand, just let valya say it now , i am saying this, why are you saying my words?
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at the festivals, your performance was one of the brightest, it was incredibly memorable, loud, very funny, probably because of this we got the impression that every performance would be just as devastating. i can't say that your performance today was bad, it it was incredibly funny, at the moment of caesarean and pedural surgery, my ears began to curl up in a tube, they piled up a little trisha, but it was still very funny, really, and the dance just tore me apart. that they integrated the performance of both me and timothy, it was very, very cool, juicy, but as if the degree had dropped a little, perhaps these are my personal expectations, because today, when i was coming
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here, i was thinking about jiga performing, there will be something in general, and maybe i thought of something for myself, but overall the performance was very cool, so keep the bar just higher, higher, higher, higher and higher, favorites, but you can announce sergei zhukov then, says sergei zhukov now, thank you. sergey, please, sergey zhukov, he speaks like a second-year student, he’s just in the way. the guys have always been hooligans, i'm talking about the team now, it 's cool, in my opinion they found the best star, and the star found the best guys to carry out his insidious plans, to make us all laugh, it worked, yes, thank you guys, i only have two questions, the first is whether dzhigan really brought in 2 million at all, no, a chain.
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here i am and i’m like that, we’re not talking about the pawn shop now, we’re talking about, second, where can i get a list of what the children shouted in class about sexuality, i didn’t understand half of it, not only carry out the picker, here’s something else, everything else, where you can read this later, there was something about an asl, what was there to cut down, to cut down an asl, what is that anyway, well now, let’s now tell it at the federal level, that to cut down a donkey, that’s what the guys love and practice. artemy lebedev, i saw that the spiral broke through you, everything is just like in dutch the helm, well, yes, well, in general, well, as a father of ten children, then indeed, well, i have the most experience, of course, in fact , this was a very, very, very funny act, really, because children really know much more than we do we think that they know, and it was just very subtle, but how do you
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know this, i have children, 10? well, you talk to them about it, they always surprise me with how much knowledge they have, and in general, here’s your performance, if you compare, for example, with alpine skiing, here there is piste skating, when people simply skate along a designated path, and there is off-piste skating, there is freeride, you have real freeride, you are powder straight from a helicopter, among the trees it’s just like special forces, like james bond, like that on the rocks, when all these crazy stunts are shown, and then the same again as if nothing had happened, you arrive at the finish line, and it’s very cool, did you like it? very much, but i want to draw your attention to the fact that lebedev liked both teams, and of course, all this was meant to say how he felt believes the chairman of the jury, gar kich kharlamov, thank you very much, thank you, no, but what can i say, well, after the miniature about the school, i, by the way, am the only one who knew all the words
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garik, great speech, well, now we will determine which of these two teams goes directly to the finals, who goes, no matter where he lives, the first one says valya, i remind you, val, you have one point, and you can give away it's only for one team. guys, it’s really very difficult, well, it’s really very difficult, today , really, two of the strongest teams, everyone tried, everyone danced, it was really cool, but i want to highlight one person,
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omar, today, honestly, thank you very much for your charisma, your charisma was so much so delicious that today guys, thank you for. flowers, you are my favorite , i know your heart, but omar won me over today, ball to you guys, thank you, name the team, krasnoyars, this is not krasnoyarz, val, it’s contagious, it’s contagious, it’s contagious, it's contagious, guys, sorry, spartak moscow, manchester united. well, it was good, good, well, you see how stuck we really are, val, i understand, you just got excited, we all see it, yes, naturally, but i love both those guys, of course, it’s hard, that’s why miguel and ussr lobster,
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today is my vote, and so, miguel ussr team, one point, i remind you that after the festival the krasnoyarsk team has one point. that is, now the overall score is 1:1. timur, over to you, unfortunately, there are two really cool, worthy teams, both here and there very cool guys and it’s very difficult to make such a choice, because in reality there are two full-fledged, fairly equal teams, but again, my choice, it will be explained by what, it will be explained by a further advance on... the potential for revelation is getting closer and closer to the final, and i want to give my point to krasnoyarsk and dzhigant. krasnoyarsk, krasnoyarsk, guys, let's go, ussr 1.
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harry horlumph, yes, with all my love for krasnoyarsk, today i want to highlight miguel's team, the ussr national team. it was a very good, high-quality performance, and no worse krasnoyarsk, which was really surprising for me, it would seem that krasnoyarsk was a little worse today, so my score for the ussr national team, thank you, thank you, interesting, 2:2, woo-hoo, sergey, i feel like i was born in the ussr.
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guys, here, too, i still want something else to happen next time , so that you say, well, my god, what a terrible joke they are, but how funny it is, yes, well , that’s why i’ll give my voice to krasnoyarsk, and i want. also try to be surprised 3:2
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suspense, well now it’s important whether we have a draw or not, well, the choice is between black bald and white bald, brown, well, we don’t put you before this choice, okay, but i see it this way... the choice, my vote, of course, is for the team where i laughed more, so krasnoyarsk dzhigan, 4:2, 4 :2, we congratulate the dzhigana team of krasnoyarsk, they are going to the cinema, we thank miguel’s team, the ussr national team,
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well, friends, we will remember this duel for a long time, until the next confrontation, the fight for 20 million continues, this is a show of stars and azamat musagaliev, until see you, bye! if the night lights up the stars in the sky again, it means someone needs this, life is a game of stripes, just do what you have to do in it, we accepted the challenge, let it become the motto, we are already behind the scenes, all the roles are written, we are out. let's go again at this hour, the stars are only
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burning brightly, stars, stars, stars , stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars , stars, stars , stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars, stars , stars, trees, yo! hello everyone, this is a star show, a project that can be watched on any gadget with a screen, because we air on the ntv channel, vk video, and today our stars and their teams will once again continue to fight for the main prize of our show: 20 million rubles. as you know, this impressive amount was created thanks to. as if
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they came up with a prize to collect, but only the funniest one will receive it, all our stars promised that if they win, they will send their part of the winnings to charity, for which many thanks to them, it has become even easier to enjoy the humor in our show, download for this. vk video application, download episodes , enjoy the show at any time, anywhere and even where there is no internet, vk video, the stars are always with you, we continue the second stage, duels, two teams will meet in it, one of them will directly get to the finals, the second will leave our project forever, today lera kudryavtseva and her team of raisa, and alexander reva will meet in a stomach-churning confrontation from studio
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soyuz. who is funnier in this pair will be decided by fearless people who will sleep peacefully after winning one of the teams literally one step away from the final, here they are these people, there are five of them, judging by the number of different leather jackets in his wardrobe, he is at heart biker, sergei zhukov, seryozh, duel, do you have any favorites today? both of our favorites, ours, ours, the entire jury, we all love them here, yes, absolutely, i ’ll ask everyone, don’t worry, speak for yourself, i love them both, both, both, i thought you ’d say my favorite is azamat, ok, then i’ll get to you, then i
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like ivanushki better, i knew it, damn it, friends, older people subscribe to him on vkontakte,
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dress. valya carnival. i remind you that today you must decide whose mood you will spoil, leri or revi. well, to be honest, i i wish i was right for the girls. you are initially slightly skewed in their direction. female solidarity. i really want everything to work out for them, for everything to be the way they came up with, conceived, and for them not to worry and give us the real thing.
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which artemy lebedev will then give to some team. stupid question artemy, how are you? wonderful, before this i also had a good experience, today your two favorite teams are playing, well, this is not a fact, by the way, not a fact, a fact, you love both teams, well, from the records of previous games it was clear that you you love them very much, i must say that i have never been to a single comedy show where you were not the host. well, thanks to the jury, it’s always nice to talk with people who could have been in my place, but couldn’t. well, now let’s move on to the most
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important thing, the duel, meet lera kudryavtsev and her raisa, oh! dear viewers of the project stars, dear jury, it so happened that during the rehearsal with... therefore, i apologize to all fans of my talent artemy, forgive me! shows, stars,
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incidents occur, may even be broken naga, there is great willpower. in a person, because she threw two straps, through pain and suffering with the character of a man on one leg, kudryavtseva will not say goodbye, lera does not say goodbye to you. hello, well, this is what
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the star project did to me, now i’m also lame, and by the way, i have a long rehabilitation ahead, but you know what’s most offensive is that dzhigan, dorokh, kirkorov are taking part in this project, and the first to go to rehabilitation sent me. ler, don’t worry so much, it will heal before the wedding. no, well fourth - this is honestly too much, by the way, until this year i had never broken my leg. well, judging by the fact that you have three marriages, it is clear that you were not particularly broken. ler, maybe you could sit on the neck of garik, the bulldog, kharlamov, why? well, our dogs heal faster. okay, wait. how will we now defeat the alliance with such a star? like with one left, you can do anything with me, let’s announce it!
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bungee jumping instructor! don’t worry, now the elastic band has been made shorter. waitress in a novosibirsk restaurant! this cologrius has fucked up teeth, murat, a legend, after another somersault, i thought about doing it, not doing it, doing it, not doing it, did it, lera kudryavtseva looks at her fitness watch, how many steps she took, damn it, it’s still more than kharlamov. khabib nurmagomedov came into the program for a secret worth a million, i understand, i understand,
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i’m not asking about this anymore, patient, who let you speak, vera, you don’t look like a doctor at all, crocs. let's conduct an examination, check the reflexes, yeah, the old woman's vision is fine, what kind of old woman do you look like, she reacts to stimuli, open your mouth, show your tongue, the facial expression is dull, the head is not dizzy, no, there is an unpleasant sensation in the leg area, no, drowsiness, weakness is present, no, well, everything is clear to me, the diagnosis is disappointing, you don’t have a funny star, three questions, not a single one... she i started again, in short, bed rest is recommended for you, i am against it, so let’s write it down, against the regime, what
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kind of doctor are you, i am a representative of alternative medicine, it’s like a personal doctor, mitiv names, faith, well, everyone understands that you are nothing not a doctor, stop trying to get to the bottom of lera, he has actually an injury, well, damn, i have so many... there are so many on this topic, can i say them all at once , oh, come on, you can, speak quickly, i don’t want to listen to this, by the way, i need it that way, after after spending 5 hours lying around on the toilet , i saw that the thoughts in dzhigan’s head are already moving faster, that’s how the news reaches peskov, wow, that’s cool, the grandmother is walking at such a speed when she says: i’m running, running, maybe that’s enough already, girls, and we will pretend for a long time that
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nothing happened at the festival, those jokes that were today you have them...
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artemy, what's wrong with your face? what is it? yes, he sits dissatisfied again. do you think it's nice to perform when people look at you like that? the spectators are happy and don’t see this. well, let's make it so everyone can see it. here you are. this is what we look at throughout the entire performance. artemy, does your face look as if you woke up with me this morning? yes, this is dzhigan’s face at a family photo shoot. no, no, this is when i passed 100,000 tests, they were all good. any provincial lesbian. listen, honest
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word, i can’t even imagine how to make this face smile. len, it seems to me, show him the finger, he ’ll laugh, what are you saying, he got it, girls. today we are in a duel with the union, they have a star alexander reva, oh, alexander, by the way, i know him, i’ll tell you now, to visit, sasha called me, i suddenly melted from the charisma of coolness, he pulled me towards him, i thought, mom, now i’m going to do something stupid, and he
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kisses himself and says that he loves me. in short, it seems to me that i’m somehow positive, to be honest with you, in this show you need to be tougher, especially since you heard what the jury members said at the end about the teams about the stars, in short, i understood everything, they need scandals, so i decided to hold my show here, hello everyone, my program “
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where i reveal secrets ” stars of show business, i can say anything about any stars. i have secrets about all the stars and about the jury, we will also find show stars. will pavel the wooden man die at 69 or in another position, otherwise, there were massive orgies. why did the ship close to a full house, not like now without? alexei potekhin is finishing his food, or so, i found it, sergei zhukov and...
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17 cool patches or how often do sergei’s jeans rub between the thighs? timothy, how good is it that i stopped rapping, or what about mothrang now? meeting me, he can wet himself with joy, timothy about his friendship with dzhigan. they watched me eat, timothy, about the meeting of graduates of the star factory 4. the common former vale carnival and timothy, who is the first to call on drunken creed?
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zaparasha on your head in all the languages ​​of the world, on his tombstone it will be written: well, he died, he died, garik kharlamov, a man who eats more oil than an old bmw, or the only thing...
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ler, well, no need to tell other people's secrets anymore, this is still an honest show, uh, girls, it's clear that you’re new to show business, but it’s been a long time since i was walking around st. petersburg on a sunny day, i saw a guy in the city center, standing up. face, why was he in such a pose, maybe he was tired, i went up to that boy and
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stood next to him, there were swans flying above, above my land, above the region. oh, you’re off to the fields, igor, yesterday, so, soviet travel, yes, get out of here, okay, okay, and we, let's continue, yes, such luck, such fun. lera is now our four-legged friend and in general an ntv star with a stick, this is mukhtar,
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bravo, bravo, bravo, mirage, mirage, mirage, or we’re not playing in the old groups, what are you talking about, shame on you, in front of you standing there is an intelligent, smart woman, smart, well, let's check. how do you check this? well, we’re on ntv, with the help of an intellectual quiz we have our own game, choose any of us, i choose valentina, oh, like our mayor, kind evening, good evening, this program is its own game, and today we have valentina timoshch, also better known in men's phones as lyokha technical inspection,
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lera kudryavtseva. so, the category is for valentina. armenians of moscow. maybachs from the inside. nipple geometry. saunas near moscow without a steam room and a swimming pool, patrick's daddies. valentina, choose a category. papik and patrikov for 500. check. for 500 euros. we play with valentina. if white smoke comes out of a hookah, what does it mean? this means that the chick has chosen a new daddy. right. now in the category for the smart lera kudryavtseva: unpopular gladiators, blind agronomists simeramides, caligula cuticles, favorite amulets of anuvis, intimate tattoos of tutankhamun and animals, well, of course, i choose the category animals, these ancient egyptian animals were depicted on all the amulets of anubis and tattoos of tutankhamun, damn it , what kind of question is this, well, let there be cats.
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ass i would say if i weren’t a buddhist, red-eared turtles are a nightmare, any fifth grader knows this, so valentina has a score of 500, and the smart lera kudryavtseva has a minus 2,000, that’s it, girls, well, this is really too much, let’s continue without me, really, i’m leaving, leaving 2 million for myself, look for them wherever you want, i saw there with vera in... dental crowns, hand them over there for shells there are still some stops left from sochi, there are some clips there, they bore me, i left, that’s it, so what have you done, you took her and kicked her out, it’s actually lera kudryavtseva, well, yes, i agree, i’ll go and call a taxi, and you why are you jumping, we don’t have a star now.
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of safety internet, take it, but wait, what's going on? ekaterina mizulina is doing the same thing, but what did you think, she was there alone, or what? we have a whole league there, and we compete there, here is mizulina in rappers, i ’m responsible for tik-tok, well, you don’t look like representatives of the safe internet league at all, but what do you think a person should look like, who reviewed all the shit on the internet, and in general our organization has existed since 2011, since 2011 and what did you do there?
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i’m kidding, okay, that’s it, let’s go with her roaring and film something else, but wait, are you stunned, or something, immediately, i’m leaving, back, return, to the village, to the place where the wind blows across the ass in the toilet, where the five-year-old child can kill a pig, where old and young dress the same, but return to the jury, oh well, carry it, girl, each with its own cell, i'm a unicorn, i'm looking to believe in love, stupid girl, hair on... listen girls, why did valya come out for us, we won’t even give her flowers, i inhale your floral scent, this is the first leaf fall,
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look at the flower garden, no-no-no, guram, if he doesn’t laugh, it doesn’t mean that he died. to be honest, i see absolutely no reason for joy, we definitely won’t be accepted into the finals without a star, ladies and gentlemen, meet lera kudryavtseva, now my time has come, now lera kudryavtseva will show you, now, now, okay, girls, who will i be here?
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now to cheat, i don’t care about one s this broken leg won’t work, but you shouldn’t have sworn on your health that you’re popular, you’re really right, but she’s no star, i’m now seriously thinking about breaking my second leg in order to get twice as much hype, well, really, i’m not an actress , not a singer, i, like syuganov, have been somewhere close to success all my life, so i don’t know how to joke, there he is at the union roar, he sings, dances, and what talent do i have, like lenin, only that i’m good preserved. and kirkorov, how can i compete with a person, they are discussing a stranger bigger than my face? girls, i’m 52, and i’m
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being judged by some youngster, young zhukov, young timothy, young kharlamov, a difficult teenager, lebedev and valentina vasilievna. koronokhova ler, you are a legend, only topalov was longer than you and lazarev, lera, you are a real star, in order to complete your performance, we need a bright finale. we took this track, lera danced with cool beautiful
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vocals, the way she danced, she went crazy and did tricks, it was so unreal, we found a solution, and vika will flood me, dance straight now, to be a beautiful kotler, to be a successful kotler, to be a pretty grandmother, like in the morning.
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you, let's go, and the girls, well, you just, let's start, like she means, well, you are just incredible beauties, i think that lera's injury was a huge stress not only for her, but for the whole team, because you in a short period of time i had to change the script, come up with something new, and in general, how did you manage. some kind of inconvenience to still bring people such happiness, i was struck most of all by your fingers, swans were flying, a joke about a common ex, really very good, i was so hoping that you would come out today give us the coolest emotions, it seems to me that you were so worried that you did everything so perfectly cool, you did it, thank you very much, girls, you are
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super, thank you, valya, seryozh, let's do it! lerchi, you are once again showing how a pensioner should look, well, i don’t know, to the whole country, well, because, well, you joke about it all the time, but in reality, guys, applaud leri, well , i don’t know how to look like that, as for you girls, the number of hooks was very huge, sometimes my cheeks hurt, from the slaps, well, i mean so daring, and maybe this is what you missed in the previous one?
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i’ll definitely sign up for a training session later, i thought he’d say, can i see the man who ’s two meters tall came out, i’ll take him to my place, okay , i’m already in security, i laughed the most, yes , it was very funny to me , it turned out to be very rich, very complete, very voluminous, and here the team completely covered the rear of the star, which was slightly injured at previous rehearsals and the team did not seem to be injured, but the leg, i hope, yes, yes, yes, yes, it’s patched, the girls just supported and cut
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this diamond, these shining crutches in rhinestones, for me it was an amazing performance. cool important point , it seems to me that girls in humor are much more difficult than boys, because among the guys there are many more stars, they somehow started it all, and it’s always more difficult for girls to compete with guys, but today you did it brilliantly, i love you congratulations on this, very cool, very good performance, thank you, but maybe they’ll quarrel a little over something after all, otherwise everyone’s praising, praising, the person who does it brilliantly, with a face that doesn’t change, just a poker face, well , just slap it, yes, well, then say what’s in your heart, yes, that’s what i’m saying, honestly, i came here to this game without much hope , because the girls performed well last time, but the competition was too strong, compared to the competitors it was quite
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weak, but here it turned out so interesting that there is a cloud without a silver lining, on the one hand, of course, it’s very bad that lera injured her leg, but on the other hand, it made it possible to do write to play such a voluminous, cool performance, very dense, very funny, this is absolutely true, and you managed to sincerely break me, well, break me, because at first i started watching with a little bit of pretension, and then you won, and this is absolutely , i congratulate you, not only did you break yourself, it turns out, yes, yes, yes, that is , very cool, very cool, and growth is visible. i really really liked it, i’m not a joke now, thank you, thank you, garik, thank you, what will our litmus hairstyle tell us artemy lebedev, the girls are all scary beauties, i everything, but the number started the same way last time,
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that i am presenting to your attention a performance performed by the creators of such hits as she was an actress, now she is flashing boobs for money, stars, stars, stars, stars and dorokhov, were whiter than snow, so they did not receive an oscar. you and i cannot understand what makes artemy happy, and also la-la-la-la-la, faymin lied to us all, intelligent, intelligent and smart in short, union.
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look, yuri, here in europe, look, these messages were created by agents or other foreign media, but here instagram was closed because it was a meta-extremist organization on the territory of the russian federation. o. techneft gas plant. joint stock company number 835 836 was opened. remedies for constipation zalbago. show that we need to consult a specialist, why do we sing so strangely, because the laws in russia are like that, you never know what they’ve changed, but we don’t know anything about it at all, and this is kirill, he stops us all the time and gives us again, ok, so friends, well, you’re talking this nonsense again, but if there are officials sitting in the hall, great bandits, good, oh well, why are you nervous,
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maybe that’s it? let's bang the photos. no, sasha, only after the performance. it was an alliance, thank you. okay, that's enough. sasha, come back. so, friends, are you tired of yourself yet? i, personally, no, i’m generally resilient, i understand, lyulya. how about pine bolt? yes, like him. so, friends, why are we even here alone? where does this star of ours go again? i am a star. we actually have an important duel here, we’re trying to get to the finals, yeah, eh who are we playing against? lera kudryavtseva and raisa, yeah, that means we need to beat the women’s team, did they call basharov? sasha, what are you talking about? well, i know marat, he’s having a blast, so that’s enough, right? and who is raisy anyway? oh,
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just don’t pretend that you don’t know them, they’ve already told everyone everything about you, and you about that incident, i’ll tell you now how it all happened, i was standing backstage yesterday, izrais is coming towards me, a busty woman, she took me to a restaurant... we’re already sitting here, what are you doing here, i tell her, go home, everything is in my eyes floating around, apparently something has been added, i tell her, it won’t suit her, but she already took off her dress without shoes, and i kiss myself, you, but i don’t love you and i’m not cheating on my wife, i’m fucking kicking her out, that’s how it was, right? okay, i have to go, i
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think you can handle it, so wait, sash, you seem to be a comedian, humorist, artist, maybe you can show something, well, i can moonwalk, well, okay, i see, artyom, you prepared some songs, what do songs mean, song, music, marina has many children, she is raising five children alone, their father left the brute, rest... or maybe i’ll just sing, so lelya, if you sing the same nonsense, i don’t know what i’ll do to you, hey, kirill, take it easy, at least one hair falls from her head, bring it to me, i collect them , truncated, truncated, lelya, come on,
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it became trisa, the empress, now in the arms of the tractor she forgets about everything, well, 300 there. lelya, forgive me for the indiscreet question, that ’s how old you are, but hey, kirill, it’s rude to ask such questions to milfa, but what if his blood pressure rises, you need to think about what you’re saying, old-timer, look, what a rude person, maybe you are a rude person, stop, stop, wait, you want to say that you want me, no, then why am i listening to you so attentively, uh, huts, it’s good to flirt there, we are not huts, yes, i know, i i specifically said so as not to offend anyone, did you even buy anything for tolerance there in your mongolia? so vitya, he’s good, it’s better to sing some song yourself, it’s easy, uh, hot-basin, you cleared the ski track, come on, buddy,
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the fog is falling in the sleeping city, they’re taking sluts through the gateways and courtyards, where with bright red lips we must tirelessly protect them on these streets to bitches. yes, but according to the law it’s time to close them long ago, yes, but there’s plenty to do until the morning, yes, so why will tomorrow be like yesterday, and we’ll answer with the roof unlocked, vitya, that you ’re not afraid of anything, and what should i be afraid of, i’m actually- did you work in the police before? i actually went to the police and had a pistol, well , i found drugs, yes, and caught prostitutes, of course, but what if i quit, it’s a great job, so they calmed down, but listen, what if it’s purely hypothetical, yes, aidar, aidar, stop, that’s it ,
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stop with this topic, okay, yes, kiril, calm down, let me talk to him, hey, aidar, holyarnik, so, wait, wait, i don’t understand, vitya, do you know tatar? no, so does he, but am i going to drink today or what? no, sasha. by the way, winston churchel drank one liter of whiskey every day and made fateful decisions for all mankind. you make fateful decisions for all humanity. well, i don’t have to repeat everything exactly after churchill. that 's it, let's get out of here already. so, friends, churchill invented a funny word, also for me. artyom, tell me honestly, you have always been like this stupid, stop calling me stupid, i’m not stupid, but you haven’t read a single book in your life except the alphabet, and you haven’t even finished reading the alphabet, and kiri, and who are you explaining to
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paint your head. what's your funny hairstyle and sad face? don't you like your hairstyle? who are you? this is the famous designer artemy, don’t tell me his last name, i ’ll guess it myself, give me a hint, well, he has a slightly bird-like last name. kokaduev, no, stralsuev, no, kukaryakuev, no, petu,
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think i recognize you, wait, you're the one , who dumped creed, mm, i like girls with intelligence, although on the other hand. you started, in my opinion, with tiktok, tell me, did you ever think, oh well, these are all preliminary jokes, in fact you are very beautiful, smart, charming, talented, did you guess somewhere, i have something to do with you? you like older men, curly-haired woman, mind you, not kudryavtseva, curly-haired, you like it, give them a point, for this i’ll tell you a secret, i haven’t told anyone before, only you, you want this, you know, it’s a nose, no, it’s not a nose , this is a button, press it,
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carefully, press it while no one is watching. turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, it's broken, it's broken, take it big. why did a person dream of something like this? this is garik, no, what kind of garik is this, this is a ball,
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listen, let's take a photo, i know you, you're cool, very, come on, it didn't work out, again, it didn't work out, it worked out, oh, who is this? symbol of the nineties, irina soldykova, amazing, okay, sasha, that’s it, please come up to us, just like that, what happened, so what? well, we can’t talk to the jury like that, we might not win, why do we even need to, guys, why do we even need to win something from someone, to prove something to someone? lera,
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my good friend, why do i need this, besides , she recently tore her crosses, not in a christian way, this is vitya, i mean, guys, let's just sing a song about friendship, about respect for your opponent, and let the jury decide for themselves, yes, come on, yes, and let you agree, yes, well, yes, why not, well, let's, well, you know, you know, and i won’t hide it, lera, i have nothing to share, nothing to share with you, yes, yes, what am i saying, winning is not so important for us, let’s say we don’t make it past the finals, it’s not that scary yet, i’m not against lera, especially rais , even. now she’s waving to me from the wings, lera and i have nothing to share in this show, i want to invite kudryavtsev to the stage now, come out if
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if you can, you’re a fool or something, but get out of here, that’s it, let’s finish all this already. this is an idiot, listen to me here, so stop drinking, sleep it off, maybe get some sleep and congratulate your mother on her anniversary, so sasha, who are you talking to anyway, yes, i set this as a reminder for myself for tomorrow, okay, so sasha, please tell me, something, well, at the end, completion, dear jury, if you have such a long queue for the final, maybe you will miss the final, dear grandmother, hey, i’m dancing!
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artemy, how do you like laughter in general, how do you like it ? let's start with our complimentary greedy person, to be like that? well, in general, alexander has a wonderful nose, he immediately turns it on like a sticker. you send in a telegram and there is such splashes in all directions, here is the animated effect, it was of course unmistakable, but in general i would like to say that this is the very number when the star is not just here as a disabled person in the stroller is rolled out at the same time there on the stage , they are carried around for likes, when right now the person pulled out the entire number absolutely fully, like the whole team, that is, yes, it was absolutely luxurious, i had a blast, thank you very much, we
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believe, words, leave a little more words, let’s see what sergei zhukov says, as for sasha, why couldn’t this vaccine or whatever isotope be given to you from the very beginning of the season. i offered it to the guys, they didn’t want to, i don’t understand, tell me, yes, i don’t know, this is some kind of transformation, i don’t know, now it’s just, as they say, life before and after, this really transformed, you know, this doesn’t mean that everything else is wrong, but in fact, this is what is called a truly right mentor, a truly right person who shows with experience how to do it, we everyone is here - we absolutely subscribe to this, bikur praises all the guys for being guys, thank you, tell me the secret, they don’t create a vaccine, they do, they sing, our real ones were the most singing, seryozh, yes, yes, just believe everything , why, valentina, over to you
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, wow, wow, but until the vaccine appears and before the appearance of alexander reva in this incredible role on stage, it was hard, it was really hard, i think when the guys will finally get up to speed, the only thing... i can note what amazing voices you all have and the way you move, thank you for this, but thank you, what alexander did with his serum, well, it seems to me that artemy’s smile speaks for itself, it was unreal, it was very cool, it’s not a smile, it was laughter, it’s just a sparkling laugh, yes , so wow, wow, and again, wow, i'm in complete shock, and it was unreal cool, thank you for this, thank you, timur, well , in my opinion, there is a problem, and the problem
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is who, this team, yeah, maybe i have after what i say, we’ll see, because there is sasha’s benefit performance, who was brilliant, and no one doubted it, me in particular, because i know... for a long time as an artist, how he works, he is a high-class professional, directly in this genre, there is everything else, this is everything else what the team gave was not only not funny at all, but to me, for example, there were two small flashes funny with the crutches stolen from lera at the end, this is one flash the second song in the club also amused me a little, and cheered me up, that’s why it was technically possible...
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but what does he want to say, well, first of all, sanya , well , yes, always, just bravo, bravo, bravo, came, came out, came out, tore it up, tore it up, left, yes, but here i have to agree with my colleagues on the jury, unfortunately, before this feral exit it was extremely, well, it’s hard, because if rais has it all quite put together from the very beginning, then there is a team working with a star, here is a star, we have sasha. and he came out, did all the work, and it seemed to me that the beginning was quite heavy, that is, it was heard throughout the hall, and it also seemed to you, yes, well, well, i tell it like it is, yes, but in the end, overall the whole jury thinks that sasha is great, this, this is the most
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important thing, well, this is alexander reva and the soyuz studio, team, team, team, we are a team, guys, now i’ll ask you to move a little, move a little. maybe ikos moment is coming, i invite the team lera kudryavtseva and rais, well, friends, you saw, you saw two completely different performances, well, maybe there were the same words somewhere, but they were completely different in performances, you liked one star and team more than the other. less, let's decide who is which. let's move on to voting. i remind you that only one team reaches the final out of two
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standing on stage. let's start with sergei zhukov. i'll be short, in fact, today there is more humor, more. we are in suspense girls with rais , of course love for all the guys remains it's not going anywhere, it's just us today. let's play, we play, one point, sergei zhukov gives the team of lera and rais, artemy, your word, i'm alexander reva, i give a point, 1:1, valya, whoops, but here is one super cool number that made even artemy laugh. this is
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a huge plus, but here are the girls, fragile, for whom everything was going awry with lera’s injury, they gathered, they came out, we really knew that lera had an injury, and i was really worried, i think how she will be on stage today, like this everything will work out that they are there generally came up with, and even despite this, they came out together with lera and showed the stamina of a real confrontation, so lera and rovis. timur, well, the point here is not at all that because of regret, we, of course, regret that this happened, the question is not at all about regret, objectively, today your team, in my opinion, was much denser, more concentrated, stronger, and the team , as a single mechanism, seemed to cover, provide, formalize, and, in general, deliver. to
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the star and back, everything was flying, ringing, it was tight, everything was neatly packed and it was there all the time it’s funny, there wasn’t any amplitude of jumping around the richtor’s shala, in general everything was cool, funny, great, you guys did a crazy job, sasha’s performance was crazy, you could see it in the hall, the audience never laughed as much as, when sasha clicked on the button, i think that this option should be saved. the suitcase with the button is simply the best, but unfortunately, or i don’t know, fortunately, with great pleasure i will give this point to the girls today, because you did better. 3:1, what a decisive opinion, i adore my colleagues jury, last time it was difficult for me to divide the point between kirkorov and doroh, it was extremely difficult today. it’s extremely
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easy for me, really, as i understand it, the score is 3:1, 3:1, you understand correctly, well, my score, now what will decide, i would give it to the girls, but i want to give it to sashka, because he’s great, and guys, i’ll give it to the union, leaves the team, alexandra reva, thus trila gets it,
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it was a funny beautiful duel, star confrontations await us ahead, the fight for 20 million continues, this is a show of stars and azamatariev, see you, bye. great, sergeevich, you’ll get an endorsement, is it really possible to join the district, but how will everything be here? well, you know our motto, there are no irreplaceable people. yeah, i know that motto, where it got us all. you probably have a pension, so why don’t you leave? i don't want to, so be it. happily.
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you fell asleep there completely, why don't you open it? drive the car, throw the roach, leave the scene. yes, hi, hi, you called, i was at a meeting, how are you, fine, and you,
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nothing, also normal, like mom.

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