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thank you, the fly is nearby, well done, guard it, here, here, the keys are in your pocket.
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okay, yes, you have a stupid habit of repainting everything, and the color is brown, i don’t like it, you know what, my friend, if you painted a dog with car paint, i will charge you with cruelty to animals, and i will also call their friends from greenpeace, well then two by two and the flies will play with you for half an hour, fuck you!
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van was overcome with happiness when you called me. yes, it’s not thanks to us, it’s thanks to mukhtar. if it weren't for him, we would have been detained would be a completely different dog. i identified her a few minutes before the train departed. by the way, here is your toy. yes, yes, where are they? mukhtar and artyom? we are so grateful. have they already left? where could we meet them? well, you can drive up to the department, but not today. thank you very much, once again, all the best. you’re my girl, now we ’ll wash you off, well, muktar, give me your health, let’s give him a sausage now, i won’t, you can’t, well, no, sausages are poison, poison is your portion, he already ate it today, yeah , and, by the way, you decided to squander your entire bonus, so treat your friend, if i have a friend, i have a wonderful friend, it’s clear, then i’m being pushy, well, i’m being squeezed. good
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evening, can i join you? please, did the off-duty officer tell you where to find you? or maybe drink a glass of wine, although you’re probably driving, or labanyuk brought you in his car, did he get it back today? no, we preferred to part with labanik; as it turned out, he and i have completely different ideas about life values, so i came. i'll take a taxi and wine, great, but please, one glass - dry red, yes, yes, and um, what will madi do, what do you think, we are so grateful to you, with medi, and mukhtar, of course, i can give it to him one thing, right? only if it's not
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a sausage, we found one exactly like madi's, and so that the smell would be the same, she chewed it a little. here you go, mukhtar. well, are you satisfied? mukhtar? well, i’ll go, leonorna, so short, maybe you’ll stay after all, thank you for everything, mukhtar, thank you.
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well, ugh, this is a pasta chicken, not edible, only sausages can have chickens, yes, hi, busy with something, yes, friday is my day to decorate wild animals, what a friday, today is wednesday, well , well, yes, i’m completely free until friday, but what happened, murder? the antique dealer boris fuksis was beaten, mother of epona, why are you so nervous? what is this, your friend? yes, no, it's me, he's a wild animal. okay, come on, i'll send you the address, leave. here,
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let's eat some pasta. that’s it, well, everything is clear to a moron, the picture stolen, nestilov, this is a black square, kazimir malevich, by the way, i could have made no worse mistakes than this quasi-world of yours. raphael, michelangelo, danatela, funny, did you know that three artists were named after turtles, danatela is a sculptor, and you’re not joking, but you’re rotten, what kind of joke are you, what are you kidding,
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here you go, it’s written, raphael, oh, how bad everything, yes, is not very good, everything is turned upside down, obviously. they were looking for something, that means a robbery, why not a wood grouse, the killer killed the guy, took something as a souvenir, there are shell casings on the floor, a professional wouldn’t have found them left, oh, lenka, these are all your erotic fantasies, you bite your tongue, bite your tongue, there are no witnesses, there are no descriptions of the killers, that’s it, hanging deaf, deaf?
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here, here, lenka, and a non-drinking alcoholic is even worse, the apartment was ransacked very thoroughly, they were clearly looking for something here, there are prints, no dust, that means something stood there, now we will never know what stood there, well, they’ve already found an inventory, what an inventory, an inventory, he’s an antique dealer, he bought it there, sold it, sold it, bought it, we need to write it all down, we’ll find the inventory, we’ll immediately understand what’s missing, but it’s not there there’s nothing here, i personally checked everything here, no,
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here’s the last entry, i bought it from the artist terekhin, two copies for 300 dollars apiece, 300 bucks, what is that, artists get that much now, not all of them, but those who are named after turtles ninjas received much more, igor, so where else more than 300 bucks, not a damn thing, artists or what? go, well, we’re also not told today we’re lucky, meeting with teryokhin in the art at 4 o’clock, i can still make it, what kind of bar is this, well , all the artists, writers, actors hang out there, well clearly, these are a bunch of losers.
11:12 am
logical, excuse me, it somehow came out mechanically, go ahead, hello, the guard at the entrance didn’t say that we are here only for our own people, he said, or something, but what? i won’t serve you, it’s not a dog, it’s a lie detector, a quiz, question one,
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where is the artist of teryokha? i don’t know this, wrong answer, question two, where is the artist deryokhin, haven’t visited for a long time, wrong answer, question three. where is the artist terekhin, there is peace, show me with your finger, there he is, the artist terekhin, and be careful, there is a dog, where, artist, artist. what are you,
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calm down the police, tell him to let him go, you know someone who knew that, wow, come to me, where are you from? we were supposed to come here this evening for he was killed, he threatened you with something lately, he will eat my scarf, but speak quickly before the scarf runs out, if they drank, they wouldn’t kill me with my head, he threatened fuchsis, i don’t know, but okay, let’s say you know these two, thank you, i know one, the second, i also know the second, these are mark and ruslan, who are you, swindlers and swindlers also deal in antiques, for that they could kill fuchsis, it’s unlikely it’s them, they never...
11:15 am
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11:21 am
oh, if you want blood, come over, so call him a shower, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, let him go.
11:22 am
the guys are already leaving, they want to pay, come on, come on, you have the right, we didn’t violate anything, and this is a funny joke, i’ll remember. you even need it from us, now you’ve got a fortune with this yellow bucket, huh? who was that? who was that? and the damn concert, the concert? hi, is this a museum?
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do you need copies of the paintings, i have a lot of them, yeah, yeah, just a minute, i’m writing it down, don’t rush, please, how about abstinence, as you said? oil revival? strange, of course, but i can and oil, please just clarify which one, which one, oligophrenic, no, my name was a bastard, yes, you went yourself, museum boor , wow, how are you! phone, but now there is complete chaos in these museums, and i call, i propose
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to expand this, as its execution, exhibition, so i wanted to help them, but they called me a darned gauguin, well, not boors, by the way, the pistols are made from fuch shot, can you imagine, uh-huh, where is the owner, the owner is cooling down already, if mark and ruslan killed the fuchs... and then who killed them, i think first they ordered them, and then they ordered them, that’s the pun, well, they don’t look like killers, well, why did they need to rob fuchsis’s apartment, i don’t know who’s smart, that ’s what the damn concert is, we’ll figure it out, lesh, okay, we need to give leni's pistol for examination, oh, for her the package was with a dedicatory inscription, either maximovo or leonidova... yes, yes, such a funny pornodoc, where is this package, ugh, ugh, give it here, oh well you, well, are you teething, or
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what? oh, indeed, leni maksimov, here they handed you a letter, to yours. lyosh, so much documents will be exchanged for an apartment, for a car, the diploma will be in the wrong name, admission, maxim sounds even cooler, it’s good that i don’t hear it, by the way, the gun was sent for examination, i think this fiucus was killed with it, he is taking revenge on the envelope, and he can’t read either, but i understand. fuchsia's apartment was opened.
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didn't leave any fingerprints. the neighbors didn’t see anything, didn’t hear anything, yeah, there were cameras in the store, i uploaded the video to a flash drive, now i’ll show you, yeah, awesome scenery! i found it, look, the motorcycle looks similar, it’s probably the same killer, i hit him. on
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there should be bullet marks left on the motorcycle, which means that it will immediately hit the gun barrel. stay in the car, hello, who’s in charge , would you like to talk, well, who’s asking, the police are asking, this motorcycle is of interest and its owner accordingly, but this one isn’t, no, i haven’t seen it, i haven’t seen it, yes, but you just keep quiet, the dog is a kicker, he says...
11:28 am
why are you lying, you understand everything, i’m lying, yes, this is a crooked presentation, they wanted it in a good way, but it will have to be done differently, do you hear, handsome, i ’ll wrap your tie around the cardan for you now, you that, dear, eisey, you are the main rock, so am i here, it was a matter for you, that means,
11:29 am
yes, next time don’t say, lyoshenka, that we’re from the police right away, but what do you think i should be? it seems that this is a call girl, it is illegal to beat people who are arrested, so you decide, we are from the police, we are not allowed, or we are still allowed to be on call. i saw it, i didn’t see it, i didn’t see it, i bet,
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conducting an investigation, and i’m so close to him, but i have nothing against animals. this office contains antique and rare works of art. do you know how rare and ancient fleas she has? you better tell me how your number ended up in the killer’s phone, so my phone was stolen, yeah, yeah now i have a different number, so you can check, it was stolen a long time ago, and i don’t remember, but about a month ago, listen, tell him to get off the couch, this is the beginning of the last century, just the past, no, you're not interested, get off, faithful, exactly... no, i don't know, i'm interested, the word concert, of course, this is a painting by johannes
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vermeer, here it is, the original? come on, the original was stolen from the boston museum in the nineties, and it costs about 100 million. but personally... i can’t afford it, and it’s just a copy, yeah, and a bad one at that, where did you get such a bad copy, i bought more on chance from fuchsis, to be honest, i regret it, it’s clear, okay, i don’t dare bother you anymore.
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hello, leave me alone, listen, why don’t you feed him at all, a copy, paintings, a concert? for fuchsis with orchestra, did you write? i won’t tell you anything, you bring misfortune, it’s true, you see, two of them have already been killed, you’re the third, and what does that have to do with me? i say, did you draw the picture? well , i, and from the original, so, where is the original? i don’t know, i wrote by order of fuchsis and more than one, and two copies i don’t know anything else, but stop scratching my shoes, what else did they write for fuchsia? i also wrote yellow. the shoe is the same size, the same size, give him
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the shoe, order him, let him give him the shoe, he hasn’t been listening to me lately, so what size, forty-three, no, i’m talking about the painting, no shoes needed, a yellow landscape of the same size, like a concert, everything worked out, and the shoe of this division will receive, i went to take my toe prints, what a bandit, huh? oh, i get it, all schizophrenics react to yellow. well, right, you also borrowed a picture corresponding to the crime scene? yes, specifically to annoy the dog, maybe he’ll finally go crazy and bite off his ear, like this van helsing, van gok, that’s right, or maksimov, that’s even better. you
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were at arkhipov’s, arkhipov had a damned concert hanging on his wall, yanuar meir, the cop, didn’t understand, but this arkhipov, who also paints pictures, no, he sells them, in some incredible way, in fuchsis’s apartment there was an original vermeer, concert, well... they decided to push her to some influential person, to a rich person, perhaps even abroad. arkhipov thought, why should he share some kind of fuchsia, ordered mark and ruslan to bring him a painting, they brought him a painting that is now hanging on arkhipov’s wall, and without knowing it, as gnezdilov says, they handed him a copy, exactly, and arkhipov thought that they wanted to cheat him, so... he didn’t bother to kill both ruslan and mark, but then he went to
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fuksis to look for the original, but of course he didn’t find anything there, i don’t understand a damn thing , and what does warmeir have to do with it, and vermeer i wrote the original, well, we should look for it from him, with pleasure, but he’s dead, yes, yes, they also killed him, how long ago, the original? what's left is junk, no one will buy it for 300 bucks, they won't sell it for 300, 100 million, oh shit, roughly.
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well, have you come to your senses? that's it, that's it, fvatit, fvatit, i'm all right, i'm just a little rounded, so this is the real authentic vermir, it looks like, yes, it's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy, i'm telling you, it's a conspiracy of the monsoons, that's just jewish surname, so you have millions at once, but how normal surname, so... fuck you, fucking, gnezdilov, yes, gnezdilov, not that there is some leonidov and maksimov, i decided not to lose again, yes, why don’t you like leonidov, but you don’t like anything, and not just me. it’s not clear, in my opinion, to someone else, yes, lenka, if you change your last name, change it immediately to maksimov leonidov, and why can the three of you live, and leonidov maksimov,
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let’s take the sonorous one, gogin is jealous, well, so beautiful , come on, yes, another one, everything is clear with the murder, all that remains is to cure arkhipov, we the problem here is that how will you do this, we have nothing on him, well, we need arkhipov himself to come for the paintings, alexander personally? how can you imagine it, some person from the police comes and correctly offers him to buy a stolen painting, the main thing is to find this person who will offer him correctly, it is important that the parkhip believed, yes, the deal is canceled, no,
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no, wait, the painting could not leave the city, i saw her, now there’s cement all around, for that kind of money you can take a risk, you just need to find the original, find it, foxys i hid it, but it will definitely come up, it will come up soon, and then you call, you lose your qualifications, the work is nervous. where is this terekhin? he’s there, yeah, meet him, this is alexey with the last name leonidov, and this is
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the parodist artist terekhin, he’ll draw you any picture, literally for 300 bucks. well, what do you want this time? you and i know an aspiring artist, in order to avoid human casualties, yeah, today i’ll change my last name, i can
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change yours to picasso, for example, you’ll sell better, not picasso no, that’s what romanians or something, lenko doesn’t need something like that.
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fight, so, listen carefully, you call arkhipov, and say that you painted a copy of the painting concert, so, since fuchsis was killed, the original painting remained with you, you understand, you need to come and pick up the original, but everything is clear, i and so, i’m ready, let’s call, the most important thing, igor, you must insist on a personal meeting, but everything is fine, come on, you’ll see now. one boy was asked to audition for the role of a show host, but they forgot to pay for a taxi. arseny popov improvised. tomorrow, you are funny, you improvised, i love to improvise to music, if you want, i will teach you to improvise, i want, and
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i see you for the first time in my life. in general, very few people know me by sight, but it so happened, ficus often ordered copies from me, my works are like originals, hanging in a lovra, in a third , for example, so i won’t remember everything at once, well, for example, the smile of an anaconda . the sniper has come out, you can start chatting, the girl is fumbling around, again, the girl is on the pika ball, well , yes, everyone thinks that a romanian painted this, fuck me, it still hangs in the louvre, making louvron residents happy, just like in the louvre, the picture hangs in the pushkin museum , which means they’ve already outweighed,
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concert... with you, of course, only first, grandma, and now show me the picture, now is the moment, what is this? this is a red quadrant, a self-portrait, starting price is 65 bucks. still waiting for him , i’ll shoot him, and he’ll ruin the whole operation. what
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65 bucks? well, okay, how is 60 for you, god, what nonsense, where is the concert, that you are not nervous, there is no need to be so nervous, well, so be it, 45 bucks, and this is my last word, unfortunately, i have absolutely no time. “i don’t need your self-portrait, neither do witnesses, it’s you who know how to bargain, 40 bucks or there won’t be a deal, you fabulous idiot, i killed three people to get this painting, now i’ll give up on the sniper, 30 bucks and we’ve run away, i’m giving it away at cost,
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it’s cheaper - it’s humiliating for the artist. the sniper's got a headache, now i'm on his side, so hands up, no sudden movements, picture, quickly, 30 bucks, kill him! cover me, throw the picture, you moron, they'll shoot you, but hoo-hoo, no hoo-ho, they don't throw away masterpieces, ah, bitch, traitor, mug, bandit, yes... a copy, quit the moron!
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why are you driving again or what? no, that's it i don’t have time, so arkhipov, don’t be stupid, go out, give up, what do you want, but money, me! there are a lot of them, that’s how you sit, come, share, that’s it, the patrols are over, okay, you think, cop, where are you,
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’ll teach you, bastard from here. get out of here, get away, you brute, a traitor, don’t destroy the office, get away, i told someone, well, i ran to get the picture here, then we’ll all lie down here now. 30 bucks, don't be a jerk, oops,
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that's it, good already, huh? i'm daydreaming, i'm a bitch, i'll get you anyway, no matter, that's it, hello from the nineties, let's get out of here!
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