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tv   Pyos-3  NTV  July 18, 2024 12:00pm-1:00pm MSK

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everything is fine already, but i was dreaming about you.
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i'm out of ammo, and i 'm out of bandits, and the gnizdilov, the last time i saw him was where the explosion was, 30 bucks. the last price, what are you, you will eat the folder, give it back, give me the folder, well, give it to me, ugh, i understand why he threw himself at the yellow ones in the paintings, it’s because of the ocher, the paint is like that, well, yes, the paint is mineral , with a high iron content, there are not
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enough elements, but now should i feed it with tubes of paint or just paintings? no, buy vitamins for your dog, if you want i can order it for mine new surname, are you going to reproach me with this all my life? no, i just went and changed my passport and last name, oh, not 10 years have passed, and now leonidova? no, i didn’t become leonidova, but who? i changed my last name to my maiden name, i am now elena nikolaevna zharova. i’m castrating, it was a hell of a blowout, it was just some kind of nightmare, but artists call it performances, but you are color blind, these are black pants, hot, not yellow, ugh, ugh, ugh, there are no vitamins there, i’ll give you a passport i did, oh, lenka, thank you, my beloved, no
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i understand, i forgot to warn you, and changed my last name, you wanted something, papandupola, that’s what papandupola means, it ’s that now i’m also a romanian, why romanian, papandopula, greek. today we have gathered to summon the spirit of the founder of our family, apalinaria, granny, we can’t live without all this crap, we can’t, this amulet was passed down only in our family.
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the most worthy person will have the rest of the inheritance along with him, the notary will document the will from his words, i, to be honest, don’t believe in all this, you are doing the right thing, i... too, well, come on, get out of here, and you were gone for 10 years, and when i heard about the inheritance, i immediately flew in, keep everyone quiet, it begins, apalinary, let your descendants disturb your eternal peace.
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tell us who is worthy who should own the amulet, anyone who touches the amulet will die, die, so, there is a tape recorder under the table, right? now i’m really cheating, shut up , all of you, well, yes, stop freezing my head, well , do you want me to take this amulet, no, take it!
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we're screwed. hush, hush, you're nervous, your food is intact, stop it,
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yes you are still here. what’s going on in general, that you’re nervous right away, and lusha, uh-huh, well, where, they’re eavesdropping on me, so what then i say, i understand, come on, come on, let’s go, sweetie!
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or maybe i shouldn’t write about the mysterious voice after all, but well, you heard it, i hear it, so that means writing. and what do you say about this mysterious voice? the witness claims that before he lost consciousness, he heard some otherworldly voice, right? perhaps it was hallucinations? no, i don’t believe in all these otherworldly voices, but we still heard, and no one else’s in there was no room, and no sound recording devices were found, yeah. what kind of grandiose gatherings are you planning? and the late galina fedorovna, a professional fortune teller, gathered her relatives, summoned a ghost, their ancestor, the ghost had to name the name of the one who
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will receive the inheritance, yes, something is yelling at me, that he is yelling at me, you’re pissing off his bastards, and not only you piss him off. amulet, just a voice said that anyone who touches it will die, oops, that’s bad luck, i’ll go wash my fingers, but i’ll put away the spell, but what’s yours? professional fortune teller? what’s her name, galina fedorovna, galina fedorovna, she didn’t name the heir, but i don’t know, i lost consciousness, my relatives say that the ghost didn’t have time to name any name, everything is clear here, a sign, he killed the gander, uh, so that she wouldn’t
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have time announce the meeting, which is incomprehensible, clearly one of the relatives tried to check what was in this amulet, my hands are full, igor, so consider yourself dead, fuck you, who the hell is giving orders here, i’m actually going to drink tea , vakhtank, yeah. i don't have gloves the prints will remain, and that is, my prints don’t bother you, lyanochka, well, at least you don’t let me down, you’ll get it yourself, no, well, you’re an expert, almost a scientist, do you really believe in all this, no, that’s not true, why eat your god, this is some kind of bullshit, bullshit? for sure, it’s not tasty, i remembered, before i lost
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consciousness, i also took a sip of tea, you ’ve gone crazy or something, you froze, lena, i need to check the tea, there’s something in there, yeah,
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from life, i somehow dreamed of my grandfather the deceased and says to me in a dream: something feels bad in the ground, it’s uncomfortable, well, i’m after work i went to the cemetery, the weather was still like this, autumn, terrible, absolutely, i see, on the grave, the cross fell, oh, god, i had a heart attack,
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and then fell asleep, he, lesh, look what the magic of amulets can bring him, it can save him i’ll just kiss the handsome prince, but i don’t believe in all these miracles, amulets, otherworldly voices, here’s the only sane person, so, they found a tape recorder, they didn’t find it, so good, but where did the voices come from then, who spoke? you must understand that not everything in this world can be explained in terms of
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materialism. it turns out that we were drugged, either by spirits, or by one of our relatives, well, of course, by one of our relatives, it just doesn’t prove that spirits don’t exist. so sinelnikov maxim igorevich, an orphan raised by his grandmother and his parents died in a disaster, can you say anything? was he somehow strange?
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quiet your dog, sleep, sleep, let's go! uh, wait, wait, what about me, and you can be free, yeah, i can, but i don’t want to, i’m the only witness, i need security, i assure you, no one will make an attempt on you
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it won’t, i’m not sure, but i’m sure, so i’ll... i’ll complain, we’ll chip in, what? no, no, i have a lot to do today, but... your security guard, why are you yelling all the time, maybe
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it’s time for you to see a doctor, what should i do, but take her phone away, or what? what happened, who happened? are you thinking again?
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put the drug in you, what drug, be quiet, why are you annoying the dog, i just wanted everyone to fall asleep, even quieter, i wanted to steal an amulet, what next, but only the notary drank this tea, and then i heard... a voice, whose voice, but it’s not clear whose voice, then, in short, the notary passed out, then the grandmother, i’m cheating, everyone is somewhere they ran, but i’m not killing my grandmother, this amulet surrendered to you, tell me, well, after all, the inheritance is yours, but what kind of inheritance, is there no one? there is no inheritance, here is an amulet, i understand, a nest, what are you, no, benibukh, of course i am,
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quietly, what are you, dead, or something, you stole, don’t come, what do we have here, rushed, got it, and you they all hesitated, what’s wrong with him, your faces were scared, a quick nest, and why are you yelling, but he didn’t die from drugs, as you probably already thought, this is some kind of mysticism, you’re in, then write like that, grandma a grandson died from a family curse, and the fact that he died, in principle, the cause of their death can be considered an ordinary curse, it’s just not local. genetic disease, both have an allergy to bees for pollen, acute, the bees pollinated gnezdilov, gnezdilov brought pollen
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from the water pollen, and... as a result of anaphylactic shock, death, well, this is the grandson, grandma what? pollen was also found on her body, i just didn’t attach any importance to it, so my grandson suggested, well, i also have an allegory about bees attacking from trees, my face is so swollen, and my ass hurts, take an antihistamine and make a mask from cucumbers, and a mask from cucumbers - this is so that the face is not visible, in order to relieve swelling, thank you, lenko. look at me.
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what hatched is right, the fortune teller’s grandson died from a bullet, and his nephew has a flower shop. did you hear that? no, that means my inner voice, wow, in general dogs howl when they are irritated by loud noises, but in general there have been cases, yes, when dogs saw dead people and
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complained. scientists, you know, but i agree with lena, you can’t try to explain everything in life with physics or mathematics, if you agree with lena, because you’re a henpecked person, and you’re a boor, love, be smarter, and i’ll be smarter, that’s a dumpling , poisoned the gurney with a light finger, he has a flower shop, this is it... what does mysticism have to do with it, this is my miracle inner eye, i’ve always been indifferent, i ’ll still work, and i’ll go to a fortune teller, i’ll check for pollen, nests, that he’s on antihistamines and cucumbers, he just needs to be kept by a notary.
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“hello, hello, could you turn the music down, i need to talk to you, if i turn it down, they will be upset, who are they, orchids, they love bach and grow well, and could you force your dog not to walk here and not bark, i could, if you..." turn off the music, yeah, so what did you want to talk to me about, about the death of your aunt, you knew that she had allergies, of course you knew, i did too, it’s ours family, how do you work here, you have to use cotton swabs, and for this
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seance you... brought polka, yes, why should i kill someone? well, i don’t know, maybe because of the inheritance, i don’t make bad money, and what kind of inheritance is there, what, this little medallion for you, but it says something, this is a relic, so well , in itself it’s not worth anything, so to speak , memory of a beloved aunt,
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do you have any other print options? is this not feng shui somehow? don’t you believe the mystic, whose voice everyone has heard? i don’t know, the dog howls constantly, as if he ’s lost. keys to the fortune teller's house, cold one, oh, what a rage, i didn't hear anything, what kind of keys are these, these are the keys to the fortune teller's house, huh? i don’t know how they got to me, but i
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think, i don’t understand why you came, why, to take my fingerprints, but what a smart guy, remember his finger for me, break next time. hello, bambulya!
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so what are we looking for? if i were you, i would inspect the kitchen. i'm not talking to you. look around the kitchen. an inner voice tells me to look into the kitchen. but i didn't hear anything. i 'll wait for you here. wait, here. stand still, police, what are you doing here, but you got hit, stand, it’s you, the nest, they told me, there’s a maniac in the house. the neighbors called, what are you doing here,
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an inner voice told me, i ’m carrying a murder weapon, what kind of murder, i don’t know yet, it’s ketchup, that’s right, let’s go, i’ve got it, so maybe i’ll go, i’m not afraid anymore, come with me. here. new prints, nephew, a guest to a man, and it’s me, that means a guest, maximov just dropped the knife, and i know a sign like this, lesh, tell me, do you
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somehow grasp the causal relationship between the scalper and the guest, no, here, but it exists, maksimov, yes. the fingerprint on the bag is identical to the fingerprint on the sign, look, this is the most correct sign, if fingerprints are evidence, this is a clue, don’t rush. i'm returning your portrait. that's it, i called the police. oh, okay, what about money? spend? let me take you there. look, it's not my fault. knowing that all your relatives are allergic to spraying spiral seanze polca, it’s
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not your fault, right? yes. it's not me. and the prints, probably on the pulse bags, are not yours either. okay, okay. yes, it was me. i wasn’t going to kill him, but what i wanted, you tell me, i wanted to take the amulet during the panic, this piece of iron was given to you all, but you still didn’t know the main thing, well, tell me, this amulet, the whole curse of the amulet was forgotten, seriously now to say, since the dumpling man dies, it means he is not an umbian, but my inner voice immediately said so. lyosh, do you hear, since two of our
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relatives shot themselves, it turns out that there is only one left, the older brother, the fortune tellers, i know where? search, all the glory will go to others, so what happens, i solved the case with my miracle, and maksimov gets all the glory, but what the inner voice tells you, nothing, for now.
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it’s strange, in fact, he was hanging here in plain sight, and now he’s disappeared, disappeared, which means it’s just in time, yes, guys, you want to accuse me of something, it turns out that the three... remaining relatives for the sake of the kokoshili's inheritance? quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, from the sin of the hand let’s take it away, but i didn’t kill anyone, well , in fact, in general words, yes, i wanted to get this amulet, and i even hired an artist of my friend, a worm-eater, he was supposed to tell the fortune-tellers in a terrible voice at that spiritualistic session and give the amulet to me, but everything went wrong there, wait, i think at the table... there were only relatives, which artist? well, this notary was also sitting there, not a notary at all, this is an artist i know, by the way, he knew that a diamond was hidden in the amulet.
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come on, lesh, i thought i looked at it, nothing i couldn’t find it here, there’s a very tricky clasp, it’s an old work, well, show me the master class, it’s empty. but it’s empty, but well, it’s clear, and what do you understand, explain, well, if it’s all as he says, then after the death of this fortune teller , the notary came to his senses, well, that’s cool, he stole the diamond, why didn’t he run away then, didn’t he made it, the police came, and then
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he came back for him, and lena was there, and he killed his relatives because he didn’t want to share, the roof, wow, i’ll give you a damn, where are you, where are you?
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give me here from sin, oh you, you are a mother, max, help! wasn't it you who dropped 10 kopecks? where? i do not see, dog, leave him alone.
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stand, ran, notary, max, len, where are you, help, you! oh, he’s a dangerous man, well, do you even know what kind of stone this is, and you understand how much it costs, i can’t even imagine, so, wait, i
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’ll show it to you, now. look, my pants tore it up and a fool, well, a fool, i’ll answer everything, the praises don’t rest in peace. you understand, somehow it happened in a stupid way, i mean i’m standing like this, and he says to me, pick up 10 kopecks, i say where he’s talking under his feet, i lower my head like that, then it’s like
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a switch, like a click and i passed out, my inner voice, or maybe my eye, after talking with him, i definitely have something in my head, or in my ass, but i didn’t find 10 beds, or maybe there will be more. kick you in the tongue, oh, maldescali, you're fine, yes i'm fine, but the curse has come true, everyone who was kept in amulet in your hands, everyone will die, and then why won’t the nests die, and so will i, well, the curse of someone else’s family doesn’t apply to you, do you have your own? but what about the slaughter itself, take care of your personal life, comrade, do you think because of this that’s all, okay,
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i’ll think of something, think of it, come on! once again, someone can hear me, i can hear you, but who are you? i am your inner voice, and what is this inner voice, maksimov’s voice speaks, but because i am now your punishment, heavenly, i will be with you all the way. fuck it,
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