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if the night lights up the stars in the sky again, it means someone needs it, life is a game of stripes, just do what you have to do in it, we accepted the challenge, let it be the motto, we are already behind the scenes, all the roles are written, we are out we entered this hour again, the stars are burning brightly, stars, stars, stars, stars.
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there should be a lot of good things, so we air on the ntv channel on the vk video platform. our project involves 10 stars who, together with teams of comedians, compete in humor for the main prize. each star brought i took 2 million rubles with me and invested them in the total prize fund, which, if mathematics serves me right, is 20 million rubles. and now the stars and teams are ready. everything to leave here not empty-handed, but there will only be one winner, all our stars promised that if they win, they will send their winnings to charity, let's applaud them for this, say a big special thank you, as you understand, skip the show stars this is not possible, therefore, for your convenience, all episodes of the show are available on the vk video platform, download the application, watch on any device at any time, star shows and even more in a separate vk video application.
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a powerful duel awaits us, today denis dorokhov and regions and philip kirkorov and the wrestlers will meet face to face, and the fate of this couple will be decided by the stars who really wanted to participate in our show, but did not want to throw themselves under. hit, yes, in ninety- nine he released the song: you call him like me , a record number of children with the name zhukov was recorded in the country, his kindness, sergey zhukov, how the mood, how the mood for this duel, we have already discussed behind the scenes with the jury members, that but there were no cameras there, so we need to repeat it.
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see, then you will see it, the order comes with bitten legs, then i want it accepted, this is sergei zhuk, he knows thousands of funny stories, humorous shiharizat, that’s what i called you today, harry kharlamov, thank you, thank you, let me say it a little calmer, harry kharlamov, somehow i called you and woke you up, in fact, i’m also looking forward to this, today i think it’s going to be...
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today will be difficult, these were some of the brightest performances at the festivals, so denis dorokh and philip kirkorov, so i know that today each of the jury members will be... very difficult, i reset my mood, that’s who is stronger makes me laugh, he will get my vote, just like that, the man on whose songs vale carnival grew up, the most famous russian surfer, i just really don’t know anyone else, the most famous russian surfer, timothy, timur, by the way, arrived earlier than anyone else today. yes, yes, i say who is there this, who is this in a suit of field, spring, or what, how is this a suit of spring, that this is, of course, a spring flowering suit, in fact,
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considering that phil now wears black turtlenecks, i looked at something from his repertoire , it fits, this is a cool shirt, very cool, timothy. friends, a man whose emotional swing has long since rusted, artemy lebedev. tem, how are you, how was your week? has azamat missed you all week? tell me, tell me, please, did our project somehow influence you or not? have i become another person? well, somehow life has changed in general, before and after, not yet, but today is a fight between two teams that i gave my votes to last time. have you ever had such a choice in your life? very rarely, but today is such a day, well listen, we are already grateful to this project that we taught you to talk, well, you remember, remember your first word in our show, you said ok everything, but you can
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just show how you laugh, has anyone ever seen artemey lebediv laugh in his life? funny, but it's silent it was, but i haven’t learned with sound yet, i’ll teach you with sound, show me already, i’m in sounds, master, why are you looking at me, everything is fine, everything is cool, everything worked out for you, of course, this is our jury, i let me remind you that we saw 10 performances at the festival.
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what are you regions scene? sit here pretending as if you are not from the regions, you left your parents, but why did you do this, and who do they have to live for now, here you are, why did you leave? you left there, now there’s no one to scold the mother, but now the cats are still scolding, and what
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is this, we don’t eat bread anymore, you left, they can’t do laundry there now, then they start showing their school notebooks, and there’s the parents’ handwriting, what a beauty, now such fonts are paid, the answer is yes, but we love our parents very much, in general we want to win this project only for their sake, because well, grandmas. needed, well, dad needs to buy a karcher for his car, that’s right, mom needs a good iron, and grandma needs a beautiful monument, that’s right, well, now decide on a kirkor in a convertible. or grandma under the canopy, come on, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go, what are you doing, let me go, my wife is in the hall, let me go, you want to shut my mouth, dear, good, okay, go, this is
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my godfather, take a small sniff . damn, but i’m honest, i understand, and you’re lisping, they like to be open, you know, people love the truth, that’s why the internet is so powerful, because there are people there they openly talk about their squalor, in short, i had a sexual experience with a one-legged woman, she came so all dressed up in heels, she rushed across the threshold, she made love like a knight on one knee. the truth was constantly falling down, i put books under it, fortunately i’m reading, yes, they are on my side, you see, no, roads, no, no one is on your side, that’s it, stop, turn off the cameras, give us another star, please, this horror, where is this, this is not on ntv, not on vk video, this is in the darknet on the forty
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-ninth tab, you know why you are up i’m still not behind bars, because all the cops in the country are watching, thinking: for love affairs, for tender looking in the mirror, i am group, greatness, i don’t have enough to put on airs in front of a dissolute nymph, deceitful nature has bent me and deprived me of beauty and height , ugly, distorted, and before the deadline i was sent into the living world, i’m not finished, that’s how i
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see luntik, you see, i’m an actor, i... play, and i think that this is a mess, a complete mess, we hear you, jerklot vandam, thanks to me you will become stars, so we’ll be the first to promote little one, because people like you, they live up to a maximum of forty, torah, in short, today the regions, what is your name?
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it will disappear, and that you’ve been walking like this for a week now, i just want to show my brother too, and he’s on shift, you can just take a screenshot, but what do you think i’m stupid, i didn’t know about the screenshot, where it’s saved, it’s android, we've all seen videos like this on the internet with dog handlers, let's eat, tear, let's go, three of him, come on, come on, come on, you're
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handsome, come here, you still want a dog, let's go, i'll show you what does this happen to hamsters after 2 weeks? bully, in the head my fog, i'm going to go pobagan, today there will be a clan again, all the boys from my classmate were given this creative gift on february 23, casted her eyes, outshone everyone with his light, at one glance at her, he lost his mind, looked into her eyes and said how much he loved her, but us. tiredly at night he left without a mark, why eat silk, colored clouds, why all this, why? ecstasy, thank you girls, a very cool gift, and tamara vasilievna, cool
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ringtone, we also ordered pizza for you today snoylan, uligan, there’s fog in my head, i ’ll go, the worst thing for a child. this is when he is walking with his mother in the park, and his mother received a call, where is the pharmacy we are standing, like this, and you go left, left, left, well, look, where we are , the pharmacy, where is the monument to lenin, here, where is lenin, here is the central park , here the grandparents are dancing, here we are dancing, you can see us, like no, well, here we are, and how are you, and how are you, and so are you wearing a boot at the bus stop? no, no, sing in the other direction, there is a square, yes, yes, yes, here we are sitting, yes, yes, we are waiting for you, let's come up, yeah, hello, i'm lyudmila from
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the guardianship authorities, hello, sit down, what's wrong, and you walk, we walk every day, there's fog in my head, i'm going to bagavagan, today it's slokhlan, holigan, there's fog in my head, i'll go bye-bye, today i will clamor again, friends. and when you fly on a plane, listen to what the flight attendants say and do not go to the toilet during turbulence. dear passengers, we have left the turbulence zone. maybe you should go to the window? what's the point? you can’t ventilate it, you’re a goner, you’re a moron,
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get out of here, are you playing along with him? try, just to try, chocolate, well, yes, okay, chocolate, there’s a fog in my head, i’ll go to the gabok, today i’ll be slam again, bullshit hooligan, there’s a fog in my head, i’ll go to poop, today there’ll be a slam again, eh.. , if another neighbor comes into the apartment of a dysfunctional family along with the film crew, then the episode will be interesting, film it, here
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she has a hangout, film her, here she is, here she is, it’s a housing problem, yeah, a million-dollar secret, now it’s yours. , now your rose will be shown to the whole country, take it off, tell me how you have come to such a life, and why are we all fine, i live with the olympic... chimiona victor an, here he is, salaam alaikum, yes, i’m actually of royal blood, my father has the kingdom of heaven, yeah, she’s of blue blood ask her, are you drinking, of course, but we do it beautifully, will you have a drink? she just poured vodka into the jam, assure me, but without chemicals, ask the child how he is, ask the child, boy, they are feeding you,
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it’s clear that you are giggling, everything is fine with us, i’m actually a people’s artist of the ussr, yes, here we are so we’ll live, don’t you watch talk shows? warm, grandpa, warm, dear, everything is clear with her, the child needs to be taken away from her, and this sick fool needs to be treated, her mother should be treated, woman, calm down, woman, calm down, calm down, and why are you doing this all the time, no, we go to easter to each other, i don’t know how, but her easter cakes turn out bomb, i’m like , i’m on cat’s milk, seriously, there’s a fog in my head, i’ll go along... kogam, today i’ll be in the klan again, hooligan, hooligan , there’s fog in my head, i’ll go bye-bye, i’ll be there today,
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i realized what you want, we can get some kind of trip abroad, abroad, don’t say a word in front of me about what’s not necessary, why this europe, this bali, well this it’s boring, just lying on the beach. the sun is shining on you, the water seems to welcome you, hello, alexander elduganov, this is wow, boring, come on, our vacation, russian, you’re lying on the beach, i slapped you with a snag, your mouth is bleeding , you’re smiling, you’re eating up this corn, vacation , we ride on boats, although already on sushi the cops are looking, it’s an aggressive russian vacation, i see you’re interested, so, imagine, hot corn, hot beer, hot phone, gilendzh, we’ll check you into olga’s guesthouse, in fact just a house with a blue inflatable pool. even if you have been married for 30 years at sea, you will fuck furiously, his majesty
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vitamin d. walking towards the beach, you get the feeling that baltika and pepsi are more concerned with sunshades and chairs than with drinks, i highly recommend jeeping, don’t worry, because a fourteen-year-old aslan has been driving for 7 years, from there. it's coming from there, look you can’t swim there to turkey, which means we’re already near the beach, here we’re met by a smakhtin family from khantemansiysk, one with a potbelly, thin legs, a sad look, a loshok, these are his swim trunks, he bought brown cigarettes at the sea because he thinks that this is cool, here is his wife of light in her body, even in two bodies, tits, here , red here, pink here, white here, a huge hat. a huge hat casts a shadow on the floor of the beach, naturally in pareo, then their little son dima runs up with a naked song and runs away embarrassed, a very happy family, while their my son is crazy in the thirty-degree heat
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, he won’t get a sore throat, here we have a sunbed, there’s a crimea towel on it, people have identified our crimea and our sunbed, here a beefy grandfather is sunbathing, what he’s preparing for, no one knows, here we have a banana ride, as grisha jokes, he can ride his own in the evening. this is a panorama of laughter, here a girl is relaxing on a sun lounger, reading a book, something like george the eagle, this is the sea, go take a swim, what stupid thieves we have, you put your phone under the towel, you put everything on in a stupor, and where, where, returning to the hotel along the way, you can hang out on the horizontal bar, shoot at the shooting range, and fish with a fishing rod. plastic children to buy a t-shirt with the heroes of gaidaev's comedies on the theme they sang for us and this whole business is run by korochaevs, circassians, kabartians, balkars, avars, dargins, kumyks, kolmyks, ingush, ossetians, chechens, nogais, but all
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visitors will call them armenians , because we are the same for them, rest, you are tired. grisha smakhtin goes for a walk, thanks to whom the line has not yet closed chevoksar factory, because it has a linen shirt, linen shorts, linen socks, a linen cap , sandals, leather, if it were linen, i would buy linen, oh,
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it’s a pity it’s not lenin’s name, but oh, the sea, but in heaven there’s only talk, what about the sea, because a lot of people got there from here, his majesty is ratovirus, and our mosquitoes are bastards, they... can spread at night in a time or two. and the night at sea is perceived as a time when nothing is visible, a bunch of people are playing, a yacht sails 30 cm away from them , a man is full, all the flip-flops are in the spray, here a couple of vitamin d are having sex on a catamaran, a colleague should have told me, i told you, on the embankment you can buy a t-shirt with putin, i don’t think everything will be sold over the summer, it will be left for a second term, duty officer, let’s go back, we washed our feet,
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just like that in the sea, we put sand in our flip-flops, on coming out of the beach, they washed it under the krantik, walked a meter, sand, sand in the room, sand in the shower, went to bed, sand, you walk in the morning, sand in your pants, eat shawarma, sand blinds your teeth, but the beach is stone. and in the morning there are so many crosses on the shore, as if prince vladimir had been baptizing russia all night, you will you can’t, on the first day you will tear the shale, and until the end of your vacation you will be holding your toes like this, wow! well, how do you like it, it’s very
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cool, one question, who are the smakhtins, to say, it’s us, flax, son, our mother is sitting there, you’re hot, rattling, childish, prickly, from time to time, i don’t think at all, you send everything, you what’s here, smooth, knife-y, how you tortured me, don’t study us with anyone, everyone is running into our hearts, hey, regionals, everyone tells us, you’re out of luck. against you philip kirkorov, this is a star, a magnitude, and i
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i think so, dorokhov is cooler than kirkorov, because well, yes, because dorokh is his own boy, that’s his own boy, well, if kirkorov were, i could do it like this, well, no, i couldn’t, of course, i couldn’t, because that he’s his own kid, ordinary, our simple one, you know, i wouldn’t do that to kirkorov, of course.
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he’s a good boy, you know, he came right away, thank you for hiring me, he came to the first rehearsal, guys, come on, we’ve got everything right, but it was a theatrical kiss, you know, he immediately remembered everyone’s names like his own, it's just like being with a person for 20 years we know each other, seriously, very cool, son, you just don’t say your last name, positive, always positive, and zamat, you and i will move mountains, yes, you know, i just think, the presenter, we think that khorok is the best star of this project , they let me out, and it stings, it stings, damn it, somewhere i already smelled this smell, and garik is great! in short,
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the regions performed for you, our star, zaur tuganov, what are you, well done, well done, well done, i take over, in the evenings i build pictures. the monotonous, impenetrable people, made of cardboard, i'm pushing again, flew off again, and we're already closed to the peas, with both hands on your sides, can you siman brotherly?
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it was denis dorokhov and regions. the guys tried very hard or overdid it, i don’t know, we’ll find out soon. listen, let's invite you right away, because we can't figure this out without them. denis dorokhov, regions team. let's. you will have to figure it out yourself; to be honest, i didn’t understand anything. artemy, let's start with you, great performance, guys, you laughed, i laughed, bravo, bravo to you, it's worth a lot,
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timan, wow, i already had to catch my breath, your shirt was unraveling even more, i guess like this. not from one team, which he performed and did not see, they simply do not run out of energy, denis especially - it’s like a small nuclear reactor, well, no matter what he does, it’s funny, no matter what he does, it’s cool, so that he doesn’t he did it with vigor, well, this is a professional actor, comedian, leader of his team, the team performed very well, very diverse, but with very high dynamics, which was cool, almost didn’t let go, thank you, thank you very much, thank you very much, i found seven in the sotors
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i already made the same t-shirts, i already made t-shirts, yes, she there, well, yes, but no, amir, i should mention you, because last time at the festival it was just, i don’t know, a mind-blowing speech about an apartment, now about gelendzhik, it was just incredibly funny, thank you for brought us back to gelendzhik, we wanted to go there again, seriously, it was wonderful, guys, well done, the most attentive member of the jury. guys, thank you very much for this native warm regional identity, it was super cool, i want to once again note how emir and denis, i don’t know how you remembered so much text and how you
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did it all so quickly, gelendzhik is just top, he tore up another number with a mother and child, it was very funny, right now guys. wow, wow, and again, wow, maybe doroh had some disadvantages in his performance in general? doroh, no, i want to say that, firstly, to note the work of the entire team, including the world and everyone in general, how you didn’t drop him when this happened, it’s amazing, in general , all of this. transitions between miniatures were probably rehearsed separately or is it the improvisation was a dance improvisation, we just came up with it right away, well then it’s unbelievable who you are and well, to be honest, this is some kind of avalanche-like performance, that is , it started from afar from afar, wait
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, wait, stop, slow down, slow down, everything covered everyone very cool, very cool, very fun, very rehearsed what the most important thing is that i still remembered this. but i really liked emir, when he jumped on the tv, i decided that he really broke it, there were miniatures that were not very strong, there were, for example, but come on, how can i remember now that’s it, there are 650 millionaires, well, which you don’t really remember, well, i don’t really remember, you know, that means they weren’t there, no, they were , they were, they were, now there will be more, this is a round, go, that’s it, thank you, thank you. we make sure that you have fun, and magnit has been making sure that your
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refrigerator always has high-quality, tasty products for 30 years. 30 years old, imagine, this is already a completely grown, experienced man, for which we congratulate you, friends, welcome. and the fighters, caressing my sun, through the cloudy days, and as soon as... the king came out, it became lighter and warmer, just give me just one ball, and
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give me your magic kiss, give me, and i will immediately become fabulously rich, richer than all the princes and kings, and now meet my retinue. give them your smile, i adore my team, ordinary fighters with noble eyebrows, but why? “you’re doing this to us, philip, you don’t understand, we need to surprise the jury, today we
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have to get a point from everyone, while i was on the subway dressed like this, i already got a point from everyone”? what is a metro? so, your majesty is not so much now, you will behave well , well, kologreva will replace you in this historical production, at least you have men’s clothes, oh, listen, stop whining, you’d better greet the audience, well... that’s it, stop putting up with this, let me just
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cut off his head, don’t , he is slowly cutting himself off, in short, we will not participate in this, why? my father is sitting in the hall, walking, coming out, dad, oh, he’s back, let’s continue, then let me sing, and you can sing, of course, i graduated from the philip kerkorov conservatory, with a diploma. with a filkin letter, yes, but it’s possible
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something more serious, philip through bedrrosovich, today we need to defeat the regions, yes, and denis dorokhov is speaking for them, he’s generally crazy, yelling, undressing, and once even kissed a man, what a nightmare? but i know how to defeat them, and how i need to sing, help me, among the bulgarians this means yes, my little bunny, i am your tiger, so stop, why tiger, why tiger, for fun, for fun. well , no questions, continue, my bunny, i am your tiger,
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i state this fact, and i am sure a large number of people will support it. this story that the star just pulled out the whole team today, despite the fact that he is not a professional comedian, oh well, and this is a huge super task, because most of the stars, well , including me, i’m not a great comedian, it’s cool to perform, write hits , being a media personality, a completely different range of being able to joke - and be funny, and this is what philip has succeeded in today. i was very worried because the previous team was there headed by dorokhov, he is a great professional in what he does, and naturally he also carried himself, and also dragged the whole team, but what you showed today, well, it simply exceeded all my personal expectations, i will applaud you again, as it turned out, we
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know the wrestlers well, it turns out we don’t know philip kirkorov, but this, this is a comeback, in principle, all your eclecticism... and it’s clear who else is pulling out and pulling out whom in today’s realities. thank you, timur. sergey zhukov, there were surprises for you too this performance? oh, the reaction, oh, for me , of course, it’s just that i think you even shed a tear, i shed a tear, and it’s not because i saw leshka, it’s just that my stomach hurts, or i just, i just feel sorry for the song. she left, just to give it away, but she’s already gone, as philip said, everything, everything that i can’t get back can’t be returned, yes, but if we take it out of the equation,
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it’s a wonderful number, well, in the sense of a wonderful moment with lyosha, then the song before that, she it’s simply amazing, philip, because in a small piece of a song you need to put a big story about everyone, about everyone, about a member the jury, about you personally, about what... is happening, well, this, this is talent, talent, he will always remain a person, this is the name, this is the merit of the team, seryozha, because, because, because, it was collective creativity, and even in today's moment of the performance itself, some improvisations were born, for which i love this project, i really love humor in general, because it is always improvisation, yes, and today there was a lot too. thank you, seryozha, thank you, i want to take this opportunity, thank you, philip, who is
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waiting, because at the festival there was a boom right away, and we waited, waited, waited, as soon as the guys brought in philip kirkorov everything went like clockwork, really, you all started playing , maybe we can get out of here anyway, what are we i would also like to mention the cool costumes , the very tasty sandwich just captivated me, thank you very much for this, it was very, very, very funny, the improvisation with a sandwich in the finale - that’s what i’m saying, we have a collective creativity, there’s really nothing all day long i didn’t eat, we rehearsed everything and finished off these remains of the delicious potterbrod backstage, just don’t throw away the foil, let’s listen to artemy lebedev. the only one from whom you didn’t ask for a point, but they didn’t ask me for a point, it’s okay, i really liked one comment, i’ll say for ntv, the number with the sandwich was excellent and
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the way philip sang after biting into the sandwich was wonderful, the second comment for the vk video, the number with the sandwich, right? strong, great performance, bravo, what do you want to say, just your benefit performance today, your benefit performance, absolutely, they generously gave me the opportunity in their team to do something that i probably wanted to do for a long time, but didn’t know, didn’t dare, when i saw, when i received an offer from this wonderful project, i chose exotic. philip kirkorov and bartsy,
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