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tv   Pyos-3  NTV  July 23, 2024 11:00am-12:01pm MSK

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there is no need for problems with the cops, with your brother, go look what happened, the alarm went off. well,
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call me tomorrow, i’ll think about it, okay, they showed me a blue-gray photograph, he identified the guest performers, of course, then the surveillance was able to track them to the apartment.
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“give me a quarter of an hour before the operation begins, but we will go there to the place together with the samples, until they take a position, we with the fly, with whom, with the mukhtar, and we will check whether there is a hostage there or not, if so, then at least if we could correct the actions, he could, i don’t know, a little over 10 years have passed since the robbery, the time is critical, the ride could have been trampled, there is such a nasty persistent smell on the oil, i think the flies will figure it out, let's go, well done, fly, look, look, look, trail, trail!
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so the hostages tamik is in command, well done mukha mukhin, there’s a wife there, most likely they won’t be able to keep her in another place either. guys at the point, group two, start, what is it, uh, what are you doing, you assholes, yourself! dude, the fans
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are hitting our car with bats, am i going to kill you? alive, well, thank god, everything is fine, ours. well thanks guys, thanks for the help, where are you? i found these ahlons, but it’s not me, no, it’s shchepkin, oh, a person is growing up, yes, you know, and the guys from the philology department, smart, educated, the future of our russia, oh,
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sly, the teachers were good, how is vladimir? wishes, tell him hello, the guys will say it, they see it more often, and that same feather with a dog, it’s not just a dog, it’s a mukhtar, mukhtar means a fly, well, thank you, motherfucker.
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and the smell, yes, not that, ah-ay, oh-oh-oh-oh, thank you, thank you, ugh, uncle hush, now the neighbor velanchel is tormenting it starts, it won’t seem like much, you hear me, don’t you? this is some fun, no way, oh,
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try, come on, come on, do it, do it. there are no pens, there is no spoon, then motherfucker, trouble doesn’t come, alone, get out of here, yes, lesh, move away, that’s it, let’s play, no, i’m not for you, lesh, you’re the dog, m. is this a joke or something? to the museum at night? yeah, well, i understand, okay, let’s do it now, don’t worry too much, that’s it, let’s do what you’re doing,
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guys, that’s it, eat and play with your spoon. the day was a success, he disappeared, disappeared, you calm down, who is missing, who is he? scepter yaroslav, i missed him, they tied me up, what could i do one against two, which means there were still criminals? two, yes, you remember them, well, you can describe their faces, they were wearing masks, what’s there to describe, but i see, everything here is as usual, we’ll play washcloth, yes, what do you allow yourself, what
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is it, and well, get out of the museum, what are you doing, a hooligan, have you gone crazy, or what, i, i’m a jerk when performing, not only am i a hooligan, i’m also... uncultured and illiterate, lyosha, tell him, i’m telling you, igoryonya , this is museum, here you can’t walk in dirty shoes, husk sunflower seeds, i’m not wearing a hat, by the way, you can’t take pictures with a flash in the museum either, but i understand, and we ’re not done yet, you better be careful here, you hear , and the dogs came close. in vain, go home , the professionals will figure it out without you, well , igor, are we really such two amateurs, we can interfere with professionals like you, yes, when would you ever be in a hysterical museum, in a hysterical one, you probably would never,
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probably , no, redneck, i’m saying, well i’m telling you, you’re a woodsy person, you don’t even know that you can’t help but jump and walk in the museum. don’t yell with dirty feet, it really irritates me, everything you jump around here is still a museum, and i’ve already said it 100 times, who cares about me being an asian, a barbarian, they don’t care anymore. this is the bone of an arnitocherus chick, and give it back
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immediately, yes, please, why the hell did you bring it, well, here is a scratch, an animal, what will you take, well, yes, i was playing around, excuse us, go outside to play, yes, this is not a playroom for you, that’s it outside, hush, hush, hush, don't break a bone, well done, well done, in general, we don’t have any clues, just like that, the criminals knew about the surveillance cameras, yeah, the caretaker only remembered the masks, nothing else, well , it turns out that they prepared all this in advance, it turns out that there was something i didn’t see, but something that was stolen in general, what about yaroslav’s skipper, and an expensive wand, yes, this wand costs half a million on the black market, these are the wands you need to bring, he is koch’s wands, maksimov,
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bitch, i’ll sue you, this is a temptation for captain gnezdilov, you would give it stick, otherwise you'll be bitten off, you'll be a witness, he wanted to kill me, igor would have wanted to kill me, he would have killed me, we work here, by the way, we work here, by the way, workers, only... work is aching and your dog just take it, you're a goat, what is it, well found someone to work with, leshniks, what kind of idiot leaves his dog in the car at night, and don’t say, leshnik, but this is the same idiot who doesn’t turn off the recorder at night, wait, if the recorder was working all night, then he could take down the criminals, we're just a gang, lesh, we'll help with... wait, what are you you know the law as well as i do, i’ll even
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say more, i know that the law is better than you, lyosha, come on, wait for a moment, wait, if the owner returns, and if he doesn’t return, lyosha, you will answer for the death of the dog, i personally don’t, wait, let's set the mood, come on, and loft, oh! go, go, well, the reward for courage is useless, they never took off the masks, some pieces were completely worn out, well, maybe they can be restored. good idea, yeah, that 's all, maksimov, here the kittens are talking to you,
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but since the kittens, come on, no, no, it's in my hands, don't turn off the speakerphone, boss he said so that everyone could hear, maksimov is on the line, well, i wish i could have fun, maksimov has no patience, three complaints in one night, three, he ruined a museum exhibit, beat him up. gnezdilov broke into someone else’s car, well , gnezdilov can be crossed out, there are two left, i confess, i’m sinful, i’m not a priest for you to absolve your sins, one more violation of the law and you will be suspended forever, it’s true that you are the strongest girl in russia, it’s true i have 20 records, incredible talents await us, you are the best voice of the earth, yes, we are two-time russian champion in dance sports, i filmed in -20, yes in -20, this. not a competition, there are no prizes, no judges, we have a cancellation, only amazing children, i
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16:45 on ntv. some familiar numbers, right? four is empty, everything is according to the law, lyosha would be so happy. just
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like you got it with yours, my word, it would be better if you helped deflate the wheels, on the apport, like that. open up soba, the bear has arrived, yeah, good luck getting in.
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wow, this is just a club for those who like to walk around, hello, that’s right. well, that’s another matter, it’s a beautiful thing, a good stick, it’s clear that it costs so much, i’ve been running around, rest, little one, great. why, hello, kharetri
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is calling you, hello, we would like to know, and well, yes, and i, in short, your grandson , the bambula, has been running around, now he’ll be drinking on backgammon, why on backgammon, i say, he’ll be drinking, i’m translating skretinsky, my colleague would like to know if artur timofeev is at home, and so you go to him, he hasn’t lived here for five years now, he’s such an old corga, have you changed your mind about playing games with us here, and i say, “kolis, where is your grandson, and open the door, this is a crime.” obstruction, i saw, learn, educationalist, from the educationalist, well, let's go, hooligans, so that yours weren't here, ah!
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idiot, half a week, thanks for the lesson, enlightenment, contact me, you can send me the video later, it was a live broadcast, but great, you hear me, i should have warned me earlier. with his sticks, ah rise, rise, he said, get up, don’t flog you, that you grew up to be such a creature, and the bald cheburashka,
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so, the old corga, scratched my whole mug, well, it’s okay, now i’ll put her on 15 acres. for beating my official with a broom, you would have been less rude to this official, maybe then you wouldn’t have received a broom, who i was rude, i wasn’t rude, i’m actually culture itself. for
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me, you can write with the annealing dictionary, i ’ll write diarrhea about you, boss, you can’t talk on the phone while driving, i turn it on loud, what have you, you found timofey, and what the hell, according to your tattoo there was an old corga, what are you are you saying, gnezdilov, where is lyosha, i’m here, here, translating for you from kretinsky, so the address you kindly provided us was only... thank you, your help is invaluable, and where is max, he’s not picking up the phone, he’s at timofeev’s in the garage, surely this bald baboon won’t find a damn thing there, but god, he hung up the phone, nut,
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well, radiculum is under, don’t be afraid, it’s just in vain to roll the goat’s gasoline, goat, take away the uselessness, oh!
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with whom with the methods, the witness agrees with me, i don’t believe him, wait, where is skipitar, he wasn’t there, he was, the second robber, he left with him, thanks to someone, well, yes, he released the maxims and the criminal and proprietary turpentine.
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that's it, i'm going to the interrogation room, go ahead, assholes, stand up, put a chair, sit down. get up, what are you doing? are you doing, demon? i’ll give you a demon now, come on, let’s answer, where is yaroslav’s turpentine, yaroslav’s turpentine, yaroslav’s turpentine, at yaroslav’s, are you a moron, you ’re making puns with me, you’ve changed your mind, where is your sweatshirt, i know my rights, you’re okay without a lawyer i won’t tell you, i understand, you
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should learn to shave first, and then ask a question, you’re rubbish. now i’ll show you, i got through, it couldn’t have been faster, close the mainsail, let’s go, we’ll take the jigging away from you, baby, rest.
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alive, what kind of policeman are you that you can’t punch him in the face? i would have said that right away, huh? and stop, law, law, horn, well done, of course, please bring me some water in my throat , please don’t leave, lie down, childskitor, i won’t tell you anything, legau, i know my rights, stop, everything will be according to the law , do you hear, bald ghoul, yes, dear, everything will be according to the law, i haven’t seen the scepter in my eyes, come. well look, thank you, thank you, dear,
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well, look, how can you see your fingerprints? lyoshenka, honestly, it would be easier to run away, the department would know everything, please, yes, i agree, just like that, come on, igor, work, you’ve made work out of a monkey. man, fuck off with your epolation of species, i’ll actually write a complaint against you, because orders need to be written on good paper, otherwise you might cut your mouth first, and then oh, god forbid, you moron, you almost ruined our operation , what is this, it was my plan, i took them with live bait, oh, the bait grew up to take someone on it, on my own look. well, everything is ready, that’s it, i
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’m off to the side, now this bastard confesses everything to me, wait, i’m with you, otherwise you don’t have a living place left on your bait, you watch yours, don’t, i’ll do it myself, no, i’ll have everything according to the law, the lawman is ours, but what is that in his hands? i was going to a japanese restaurant, i took my chopsticks so i could miss the mark, well, you bastard, it seems we didn’t agree with you last time, now we will, and no lawyer will come here, you will talk, you will, you bastard! but the fact that
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will you drown me in your slap? that i, yes, i ’ll make a colet out of you now, so that you pass my black karate pokemon.
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first of all, i want to convey that you are a moron, igor, and a degenerate, this is my head, my head, another such concussion and that’s it, i will have nothing to think with, but the brown substance in principle, igor, i can’t think, and i’ve had this for a long time , a long time ago, for the second time in a day. in a day you let the criminals go, why the hell did they get locked up here and that it’s not my fault, it ’s all because of you, i just wanted to take advantage of maximov’s methods, they took the bitches and opposite me worked on the methods, you will be punished for
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walking here, no one will get sin. well, what's going on there, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, what are you already writing, huh?
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give us back the scepter, roki, roki, oh, i missed you, i missed you, little one without us, and we brought you a friend, let’s open it, look, listen, he... he seems to be dead, hey, well, check it out, why don’t i check it myself? ,
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a cap! you ’ll be working with scepter for a long time, for a long time, i’m planning to check something else, i ’ll be working with him all evening, but can i take an investigative experiment, no, i can’t, why, you why are you lying to me, and why am i lying to you, what kind of investigator? well, in order to formalize an experiment, you need to submit a request, fill out a protocol, you will do this, no, you can just give it to me for a while, no, why are you attracted to antiques, if i
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don’t give it back today, the dog will be killed. what does today mean? you mean? so what to do? if only i knew, len, we don’t even have time to make a copy. damn, maksimov, how do you imagine this? yes, this is not just evidence, this is a museum relic, well, how do we take him and exchange him for a dog, i know how... i got there and understood everything, len, well, i couldn’t help but come too, well, okay, i understand that this is stupidity, excuse me. i’ll think of something, wait, maksimov, wait, hold on, seriously,
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pass on to your child. become kindred spirits of usanoviti. rf, national projects. domography, where is the dog? don't be so close, you're not my girlfriend, don't flatter yourself, where is the dog, give me the scepter, i'll show you where the dog is tied, look, throw it a little, throw it, be careful,
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well, do you see the car standing behind you? the dog is in the trunk, just wait for me, dear, i said that there is a dog there, but i didn’t say that he is yours, the dog is our insurance, so fuck off , go home, that means, well, something, i hear, what the owner said, well, let's go home. home, home, home, home, home, home, brother, here he is, here's the handsome guy, what do you want to hold, come on, come on, yeah, come on the handsome guy, take it, oh, me, ah, i look like a millionaire,
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oh, lyosha, oh, you’re playing with the law, you’re the main thing. lazy, don’t talk, i won’t tell, lesh, let’s go, let’s go, no, let me go, no, don’t let me go, take him away, take him away, ugh, calm down, boss, i know my rights, i’ll sue you for assault, come on, come on, for harassment, you'll sue the dog, we didn't take you for the bells, yes, lesh, me personally, no, here, ugh! oh, how is it possible that you are twitching, and you are sick, or something, quietly, what, what, maksimov,
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that, leonidov, you are self-willed, yes, we are self-willed, while you are philandering there, who is philandering, you, me, yes i was sitting there in the neighbor, if they didn’t fit in, i would have detained them long ago, he would have detained them, pensions, yes you would you pissed yourself from fear, you don’t know how to fight, that someone doesn’t know how to fight, well, come here, well , let him go, come here, i’ll show you now who to fight, wait, wait, wait, do you really want me now released the criminals, naturally, can’t you see me, come here, well, this is such a chance in a million, it’s karma itself that sends it, come on, hold it, let’s now, wait, now, no, no, no need for handcuffs, no handcuffs, he’s detained, detained, this is not familiar. well, come on, don’t let me down, don’t let me down, i’m not for you, go, turntable, oh handsome, come, come here, and now look, crown, heavy,
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where is he, don’t move, or i’ll strangle him, you’ll kill us with this you're scared, wondering what you're talking about. what, lyosh, do you think we did something wrong, not according to the law, yes, but what did we do? well, you saw it, so no need. i'm returning your portrait, yeah, not even
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scratched, it’s good that you yourself weren’t scratched, too, thank you very much, lyosha, it’s not difficult, there’s a grave here, oh! “thank you again, but you’re welcome, listen, you still didn’t say that i’m with you legally, you, brother, are the grave, thank you, lesh, i’m thinking, maybe it’s in vain that we ’re throwing a barrel at max, but what are you doing?” you defend him like that, well , his methods work, if it weren’t for him, criminals would still be free.” you know, most likely in vain, that you rejoice, maxima.

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