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lyosha is not a grave here again, oh, thank you again, but no problem, listen, you still didn’t say that i broke the law with you, that you, brother, are a grave, thank you, yes, dog, i’m thinking, maybe we’re not throwing a barrel at max in vain? why are you defending him so much? well , his methods work, if it weren’t for him, the criminals would still be at large, you know, most likely in vain, rejoice, maxim!
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yes, yeah, now they’ll give you a bonus for the delay, yes, for the delay, igor, but you have an uncle general, who is jealous, me, and without me you’re nothing at all, wand without a zero, you without me, i agree that i did it all, i reeled in the thieves, and you came, took them all warm, but you don’t know a damn thing how to wave your cuddles, yes, yes, you can do that , look, here, here, look, look, oh, but bitch, leg, no, igor, i don’t want it that way, oh, understand, wow, bitch, maksimov, oh, well done, let’s go last once, krew, well done, on igor, from the head, fuck you, yes, i’m coming, bitch, new ones.
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shoes made from a crocodile horn, a new sock, klava will finish me off, well, you and i got a good product, right? the main thing is no risk, they ’re afraid to recognize the cops, why don’t you look in the mirrors, are you crazy or something, you can’t see the flashing lights, what kind of flashing lights, some asshole cut me off, oh well, i have no complaints about that, he has no complaints has, here it gives, but calm down, i see,
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many people think that the evolution of domestic animals ended a long time ago, i heard that for many it has already ended, but for you it has not even begun, because you are wild, unteachable, in
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fact, many domestic animals have completely submitted to the interests person, but many of cats dogs have quietly learned to control and even subjugate a person, there is no program about animals or about a woman, yes lesh, come quickly, i’m watching this program about women, uh-huh, let’s go, let’s go. cheerful lands, cheerful neighbors, bring me some empty water, otherwise we have a double murder, i’m without a jacket, well done!
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well, everything is clear to me, so what do i have here, an accident and a double murder, the accident itself, of course, no one saw, there are no cameras anywhere, there are no witnesses either, of course, you know, bachang, sometimes i miss this, romance, adventures. dismembered, this is a fragment of the bumper of a car that was hit from behind, but i think that this is a pain not behind the bumper, so a bacchan, let me think, and you have your job to collect the shards, of course, and a famous fluffer showed up with
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his only subscriber, it’s difficult to follow . it’s hard to find from a bandunat, it’s hard that the fields have been erased, or something, it’s dark, it’s a barsalina, they don’t make them like that anymore, but for that kind of money you can buy 101 dolbotinets, but there’s a whole boar like yours, it’s not good for anything at all , he should only be harnessed in the canopy so that in winter he can to go to work, the last time i saw such a picture was in the nineties, you hear, don’t touch it with your hands, those were good times, chup of chups, not like now, why don’t you wow the tank we have here? yes , everything is clear to me, get in the car, turn around and get out of here, we are looking for the criminal’s car, we are looking, just like that, in the nineties, call, say that they are looking for a van, judging by the tracks from
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the park behind, what color? white, call, what kind of purgon, and even white, what country do you live in? in ganalupa, here, and here in ganalupa, bandits go on missions only to black cars, in boomers, in geldings like mine, i noticed, guys, take care of the boxes, okay, ah, detectives, they examined the crime scene, they didn’t find such evidence, they didn’t find evidence, i ’m telling you, learn, this is a branded badge from the hood. black mercedes, 1991, classic, like mine, the whole trunk is filled with old shoes, here one box costs more than their car, unload it without me, i’ll control everything, lenka, don’t
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worry, i’m not worried, i remember, we bought these shoes in poland by the box, such a time it was, be nostalgic, i won’t bother you, i remember then, the first time i tried a kindro egg, i ate 10 of them right away, delicious, so crispy, then they told me that there were toys there. gnezdilov was completely softened by the memories, i noticed, yeah, lyosha, what’s that smell in the car where you bought it? i don’t feel anything, i asked you so many times,
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don’t buy this cheap fragrance, you also miss the co-op, but you don’t miss anything, just listen, why can’t i hang what i like in my car? you can go now in this car. myself, i train you, teach you good manners, but you’re not afraid he’ll run away, no, he knows he’s wrong.
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gerish, what are you up to? are you working on the version about the black mercedes? i i’m working it out, my work is going on. so i came to see how you work out your stupid version, now i’ll interrogate him in the style of the nineties, according to the classics, how it’s done. oh, that’s it, learn, even this way, just as quickly, igor, just as much faster,
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whatever you need to do, it’s okay, then get out of here, thank you. it’s not him, it’s not him, who those tattoos are, he was probably in prison, well , very scary, and the bat didn’t help, but no damn thing, now change the ammunition a little, and now study, come on.
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stand with your hands up here , shall we go or else? agree, let me go, please let me go, you asshole, i won't do it anymore, karau, well, how is the investigation going, you also
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brought a friend, but you should let him go, he's a jerk, yes i... quiet, quiet, man, man, calm down, please, just look at the bumper, from behind, thank you, igor, well, well, as i understand it, to the gopniks, give me your hat, roll it off, tell him, bitch, give me your hat, i told you, i told you, give me your hat, dad , come here, here, come, if he had almost strangled me,
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you little bastards, you would have taken him, i wore him to pieces with this, yes, yes, yes, your dog in general... the giver, refused to save me, to help me, you are his civil position, so you look for your black mercedes, now i will show you how to work, i have one informer, i very rarely contact him, exclusively in difficult cases, exclusively by fax , exceptionally, i haven’t seen these for 15 years, your mobile phones are being tapped by everyone who doesn’t have a line, but a fax... everyone, you should immediately get carrier pigeons, oh, you’re nostalgic, yes, i’m nostalgic, and i’m not ashamed of it, let’s go, there’s an ambulance found, yeah, another dead end, because you can’t even breathe anymore.
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hello, uh-huh, hear, who are you? let's go somewhere else with the dog, we've already walked somewhere else. we were driven from here and there, like with a car, everything is fine, there is no damage, police, show us the documents, the citizen’s demand is the law for us, who are you talking about, read dog,
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search dog, nationality german shepherd, serious document, bomber you really shine. recently changed, yes, just a second, what's needed, i solved the murder, come, see you again, i'm waiting, no i’ll wait, tell me, i think i know the mantiv, it seems i carried out an examination of the shoes from the trunk of the victims, but the fake is high quality, i have one little thing, i gave the address of the largest underground factory where they make fakes, i’ll drop the address, come on!
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here, here, here, to me, to me, to me, quickly everyone walk here, follow my commands, lie down, sit, stand up, quiet, quiet, quiet, calm, i don’t have time to follow your commands, because, because i’m the most experienced here, in 1992 i already covered such a factory myself, the whole, yes, the whole, here’s mine plan for today, well, don’t give, don’t take, yes, unfortunately, i can’t take that anymore, so, here’s my plan, yeah, the barbosa plan is named after napoleon, class, come on barbaros in honor of
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the fuhrer, and his there, that means, listen carefully, the main corpse is attacking from the central entrance, which means the red arrow is you, limonida, you are in from the back entrance, the blue arrow, of course, is moskima, this is zigzag, take a look, judging by the arrow we let's go with the dog. home, no, no, daydreaming, that means you're piercing the building, the window on the third floor, you’ll climb up the sheer wall, i think you’ll get there by the evening, but you’ll fall, well , if you fall, we’ll put you in a sobering-up cell, and you, and i maksimov, will be in the thick of it, here, where the infusion is. “quietly, igor, they listened to us,
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your plan was covered with a copper basin, so, let’s move on to plan b, yes, we’re not waiting for reinforcements, we’re attacking the greyhound, brazenly, like in the dashing nineties, we flew, we flew, alone, why stand, you’re surrounded , here, bitch, here, for delivery, samba, that's it, i took him, let him go, let's go, let him go, firit, help, who the hell are they, damn it, it was srt, yes, he thinks that a child from him, a girl like tseyran, my nephew would carry in his arms, you again decided to force me into marriage, the prosecutor decided to detain your father, we are transferring him to... kazym prison took the application, don’t be afraid, please don’t be afraid, dad, help, son, if the child’s father turns out to be neferit, there will be no one left next to you except the father of your
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everyone stand, you’re tired, you’re crazy, this is lueminton, lyosha, lyosha, lyosha, go back, bitch, you can’t come here. i rushed her to sleep, as this is a sign, mine also ran out of cartridges, listen, he ’s behaving suspiciously well, i also noticed, he doesn’t lead to terrible suspicions, you assholes. well done!
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who did this, bitch, who did this, i don’t understand, you’re an umbian. you killed two people, and then, and then louis minton, my jacket, tell me that you attacked the police, three, three, but how did i know, he looked like a bandit from the nineties, yesterday
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i saw a traffic accident, but i saw someone backing a car, well, nothing serious, scratches, well, people die because of scratches like that. you, who caught up with the car? and the black mayor, right? no, a white ambulance van , and i immediately said that it was a white ambulance van, i forgot, security, security! some kind of nerve pain, maybe it’s time to get an injection, huh? no, not now, the cops came here, they looked at our van, but so what? they figured us out, don’t worry, i immediately
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changed the bumper, they have nothing on us, we need to lie low, listen, what kind of gangster vocabulary is this, but we do everything as always, we deliver medicine, we don’t break through our legends. if we don’t give ourselves away, they ’ll never get to us, understand? relax, hello, police? oh, oh, oh, i won’t be able to keep up with you, right, vanya, according to you , i said that it was an ambulance,
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white, yeah, a certain doctor dzhangirov called and said that he wanted to report a crime, but i couldn’t talk, i left my phone number and asked to call back at exactly eight, exactly at eight, and where did i call from, they rang the bell? from the emergency hospital. “i’m busy, come back later, for us you should always be free, we’re friends,
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oops, what did you decide to ask us, i was patient, why did you take it, am i my own enemy, or something, why are you leaving me then?” are you hiding?" " hello, aborter downstairs on the actions of the network, go forever, fuck your mother!
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who is it that thinks so loudly that there is suicide here, the dog owner is not thinking with you. captain gnezdilov is talking, in vain here we come, it’s a real suicide, here you go, for my death, please don’t blame anyone, i don’t even understand how they hired him as a doctor, he writes with mistakes, and i don’t know how to get you into the police, you’re in one guess three you make mistakes, what are they, no, these are what, never mind. fingers, come on, first of all, he wasn’t
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going to commit suicide, but he wanted to tell me something, but didn’t have time, so, where did you see the doctor with legible handwriting, these are two, right, this is where the gun is on the right, and hole on the left, so three and only god knows why i need all this i’m telling you, four, that’s it, that’s it, igor, yeah, that is five, we found a black mercedes without a sign on the hood, that’s it, let’s go and see, no, lesh, i don’t steal other people’s versions, here you are with the author, go, and i he immediately said that veksimova was talking about a white ambulance van, this is maksimova’s delirium tremens, and now that’s it, the dullness is dulled, limonides went what is everyone
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ordering me today? i had one like this in the nineties. on the count of three we open fire, fire, beauty,
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clean. what does clean mean? that there is no one? strange. oh, familiar number. no, this is, this is my car, you barbarians sadists, what are you?
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fast excellent cover, which means these orderly
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and the driver are also in cahoots, naturally, they checked the calls to the dispatcher, dzhangirova’s ambulance went out of turn if the patient asked for dr. dzhangirov to come to him, yeah, good password, yes, they delivered dope to the client directly to the house , wonderful service, payment, i think, also a driver and an orderly and an orderly, but they got on stepan. yeah, both were imprisoned for drug trafficking, that’s it, thank you, please, i’ll go and take up my main profession. yes, i don't i like that the cops are interested in us, they have nothing on us, it’s time to get out, listen, don’t be so fussy, but we still have a lot of unsold goods, you won’t earn all the money, it’s time to run in different directions, you do what you want, i’ll get out, maybe you i decided to tell the cops everything,
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no, of course, what if dzhangirov pawns us, dzhangirov definitely won’t pawn us, i agreed with him, hello, hello. “we decided to ask you about dr. jongiro, how long ago have you seen him? long ago, i don’t remember, yesterday, but it’s just immediately obvious that you had nothing to do with it, you killed him, this can’t be, maybe let’s go, let’s go, everyone lie down, fucking swear, why don’t dogs fly like birds, forward, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly,
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can’t you count, or what? although yes, where are you going? uh, mother, what a fucking mother, they drove you, you’re on time, i’m always on time, just one more second. and they would have raked me, and not out of gratitude, this man said that dzhangirova was killed, so it’s you, so as not to let it slip, but you may be right, you can’t leave a witness,
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is the driver, the ambulance, i know, well, this is an obvious suicide, there’s a tourniquet on his neck, heroin necromancers usually walk around with tourniquets on their necks, which means, i repeat, he was a necromancer, and you, you, you say , talk, it’s good for you, good. that means he was a necromancer, and when you’re high you can do something weird, believe me, thank you, well, in general, these two won’t tell anyone anything, the third probably took the runaway money, he told me that this brigade of dzhangirov most often traveled at night club, oh, roof brigade, hammer in the arrow, button, what time was it?
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familiar number, everything according to plan. you bitch, maxim, i shouted to you all the way, max, max! zhangirov’s brigade came here, so of course, come out if you can, i know this place, the nest, don’t give a damn, in the ninety- first i’m the only one here. good beard, ran a nightclub, we always did this here, don’t take his example, no, not mine.
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oh, beauty, i just remembered my youth, oh, what a time it was, here beard also worked as a bartender. oh beard, hi bro, you're almost there didn’t apologize, he always made noise first, and then asked why they came, why did they come? yes, we don’t need trouble, then you are in the wrong place, here you will find nothing but trouble, we need a person who came here in a hurry, i will now show you
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a person who will leave here in a hurry. okay, for now you talk to your colleague, and i’ll go and look for the orderly, beard, good scoundrel, there are valuable things all around, it’s gone, nest, you killed my favorite tv, remember, be careful, bitch, i dreamed of this, i have there was a golimy spring 202, there was a whole collection of cassettes left, hello, we were interrupted last time, oh my! oh, what have you done,
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you shot your own cocaine, and this is no longer mine, i already sold this one, yeah, and shoot, shoot for your health and yourself, most importantly, it’s not time for me to hand you over to the police, i took my money , you can take the rest, dzhangirov’s share remains here, what such... unheard of generosity, i’ll give you a dog, i won’t give up, remember in ninety-three
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everyone walked around in such long leather cries, i still have one... i still have sneakers from '94, puma, they don't make them like that anymore, it was a vintage floor lamp, you'll pay me for everything, i propose a truce, let's sit. let's talk like a human being, remember our nineties, well, it's all a nest, you're screwed, i saw a live svarsneer on this tv, let's do it, you're not naughty, and i'll give you my collection of films about remba first blood on
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vhs, vhs - that's cool . otherwise, these newfangled dvds are already boring, and what’s the end? pantrons it's over, that's it, it's over, uncle, yes, wow, not a damn thing, no, well! this is the thing, i understand where there is a smartphone, how can you put a smartphone in your mug like that, do you hear, beard, you haven’t died there yet,
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oh! but i decided that we shouldn’t take ours, oh, give it back, god. oh, fuck our mother, i saw how the gun works, and it’s not even that, it’s just my gun, oh well, whatever, he was already killed anyway, but don’t be upset, i’ll take the boombox for myself.
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i don’t listen to music, i changed my tie, i changed my orington, i changed it, let’s go, let you drive, buckle up, here you are maksimov, bitch, you
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ruined this place for me, i came here in the nineties like a king, i have such a chick here...
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why was he detained for organizing the arson of a mosque. terrorists who acted on instructions from kiev were detained in mariupol. could it have been prevented, will someone from the secret service be punished for the assassination attempt on trump, and what conclusions have been drawn? european politics, like in brussels, is trying to put pressure on budapest for its desire to resolve the ukrainian crisis. about the main thing, by this moment in studio ilya fedorovtsev. hello. reported the detention of terrorists in mariupol; they were planning an arson at a mosque in belgarad. the fsb showed a video of the special operation to detain them. it was established that the men were recruited by the ukrainian special services through an internet messenger about a month ago.

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