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you are so young and already sick, what do you want? this is prescription only, do you have a prescription?
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tyoma, you’re still in bed, are you crazy, you have a meeting in your office in 20 minutes. nothing funny, oh god, where is tolik? what does tolik have to do with this? we have the only man, zhana, why are you in a robe? why, what else should i wear? i don’t understand, i bought this robe for me myself, and now i don’t like it. wakes up, your morning coffee, dear, good morning, helen, good morning, dear, and come on faster, you're already you’re getting cold feet, oh, sorry, lena, i’m
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just a minute, my love, but... lord, fly, why bother me like that, but the dreamer is like that, well , the phone is ringing, so what now, yes, len, hello, good morning , no, what are you talking about, i woke up already, yes, no, i was doing exercises, restoring my breathing, where to go, yes, i remembered, that’s it, i’ll be there. good morning, fly, fly, lie down, good morning, ladies, kind, at your place, and we are already working, and where is the lover of food? oh, good morning, hello,
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hello, just won't be here today, his steering wheel i called to the guys from the neighboring department, there aren’t enough people, so you’re alone today, you’ve got your things, sleep in your hand. what kind of dream? you understand, girls, i had an amazing strange dream today. i dreamed that i was left alone, well, the only man, unfortunately, not on the whole planet, yes, only in our department, that’s all the work, you know, it’s all the work, it fell on me, what is it? i say what happened, and what happened, happened, what happened alone. the guy urgently needed a very strong narcotic medicine, yeah, zoechka, hello, my name is artyom kolosov, i will work on this case, tell me what you saw? strong morphine, perhaps the strongest commercially available, we only had a couple of ampoles left, i was very scared that he wouldn’t believe it and shoot,
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little girl, now it’s all over, you don’t have to worry, now we’ll work together with you , yes, but we have an identikit, we don’t have an identikit, but you didn’t... notice anything, any features, can you describe the criminal, no, well, maybe a beard, he has a big beard, big, really big, well, i didn’t have time to really look at it, he took out a gun, uh-huh, that means we have not only a beard, but also a gun, well , a note with the name of the medicine, well, that’s already something, though not very much, but for a start i think that’s enough, tell me, my dear, oh, excuse me, zoechka, eh... maybe you noticed something, well, some little thing, because now every detail is very important to us, remember, something unusual, his pistol was unusual, not like the ones usually seen in the movies, a luger, a rather rare model among us, she recognized it, well, she’s an aptegorshka, somehow she
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i was so unsure, you know, and in general she’s a little girl, she’s kind of strange, but she’s cute, okay, what’s wrong with that piece of paper? well, with a piece of paper from the first aid kit, wow, with a piece of paper, well, that means with a piece of paper like this, a4 format, ordinary format, but the drug is written in block letters, the piece of paper is torn, the text is like that, well, on the reverse side, some of the letters were printed with a laser printer, hein hitler, you’re not kidding, yes literally halgi, well, just lovebirds, and len, you know, you and zhanetta petrovna have a lot of interesting things here you dug up, now you have to do everything yourself, i did my job, i’m taking this, because you’ll lose anyway, right,
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lenochka, come on, hello to the blind man’s buff, len, you understand, we sat here in the village, thought, here in general an interesting version is emerging, look, we have the inscription hai hitler on a piece of paper. and the luger pistol is the barrel of wehrmacht officers, yes, during the second world war, well, in general, we are probably talking about some kind of neo-fascist organization, i really can’t understand yet why they need such a small amount of drugs, well, maybe of course, these are neo-fascists, but i think we need to work out the version of local drug addicts. well, maybe you can motivate why? please, i just came from the fifth department, and the guys told me that this is the second case in the last 2 days, that there is a kidney, a beard, a pistol, well, a pistol, yes, but no one remembers it, instead of a beard there is a bald head and a mustache, very i wonder, listen, i wonder, is it one person or two? i think that this is still one person, but skillfully disguised, that is, using makeup, yes, hence the conclusion,
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you understand what’s the matter, if a person wears expensive makeup, a mustache, a beard, it’s very expensive, naturally he can buy drugs, then why should he rob a pharmacy, that’s the point, therefore he doesn’t have money for the same drugs, then he’s ordinary a drug addict who has access to makeup, access to makeup - what is this, a film studio, a theater? well, yes, the film studio is far away, but the theater is nearby. oh, so you're inviting me to take a journey into art. okay, go ahead. pelin, she and the child, they are both in critical condition. you may have to make a choice between mother and child. you and latif will go together. get tested and we’ll find out who this child is from. continue in the same spirit. “i give you my word, tonight you will be at home, now i will be next to
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it’s hard to work, listen, just try to jump around the stage for an hour and a half without smoking breaks, and... what a stupid play, and when how to go there, cat in boots, up here, up down, georgievich but you have the main role, oh yes, who needs this main role, who am i hamlet or what, am i a cat in boots, i am prince myshkin, i am a mouse outdoors in a turnip, well , i got lucky with the filmmakers, maybe i’ll save the money, and why did they take you, ha, tom, it’s easy, you can’t spoil talent with a puss in boots, but the role now is so good, it’s characteristic, i signed up for bodybuilding, after all, i’m playing a fascist officer, uh-huh, uh-huh, you have to
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be able to play such a role, uh-huh. you understand, i understand, i understand, you can, good afternoon, oh, oh, my mommies, what dog, you don’t like cats, yes, but i’m a cat, sabaga, no, he just doesn’t like it when he smokes, yes, if he doesn’t like it, then be so kind as to go with the dog. wait in the corridor, frankly speaking, are you disturbing us? excuse me, it’s an official necessity, senior police lieutenant kolosov, you’re a make-up artist, i dare to think so, but what happened? nothing yet, you know, i would like to look at the makeup supplies, wigs, mustaches, beards, well, everything that is there, bald patches, i’m especially interested in pistols, yeah, pistols -
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this is a prop, but we don’t have them, excuse me, we still have a children’s theater, we have a turnip, we have a puss in boots, the spitting image of a cat, cinderella, what kind of pistols are there, pistols are from the filmmakers, ask, georgivich, they have there are pistols, and a lot of them, they have movies and the germans there.
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what, what’s the matter, i asked you to turn off your phones, we’re making a movie or a mobile phone commercial, no, you make some kind of toys, their hair is long, the machines hang incorrectly, and the machine itself is a toy, why is there a stranger on the set, i how much i can warn you who you are, listen, what’s your name? well, take a walk , i mean, take a walk, please, why, well, take a walk, here, here, come, no,
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stand, come here, next to you, they told you that you have an aryan appearance, no, no, are you the spitting image of a standard-bearer? für, great type, not the one we’ve already shot two episodes, we ’ll re-shoot it, fir-trees, people are already waiting on the set, listen, let me be there quickly, consider that you’re in, i’m the director of this thing, my name is german aleksandrovich spielberg, if you listen to me, you will succeed, the role is small, but... very bright, by the way, your dog, yes, mine, mukhtar, is a great touch, but i would repaint it
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black, the color of evil, repainted, we can repaint the dog, no, that’s out of the question, sorry, okay, go, get dressed, here, here, here, break five. minute break 5 minutes, fined for a mobile phone, i had to follow up, fined, go to hell with your fines, no, i can’t stand it for so long.
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listen, my boots come in different sizes. don't worry, that's how it should be, besides but there are no others on the site anyway, as in your opinion, you’re lucky, this rarely happens, try not to lose it, that is , there was a luger, a real one, once upon a time, now you won’t be able to shoot from it, but it’s a good, rare thing, we have one .
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is this your first time filming? yes, it’s noticeable, noticeable, so, the main thing is not to look at the camera, this is my advice, there’s nothing complicated in it, now i’ll glue you a little, excuse me, i’ll glue it, so what is this, glue, stinky, be patient, be patient , wait, it’s so great, but it turned out great, like my, tell me, beard
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naturally, you have more than one, but why are you asking, you know, i wanted to see how it would turn out, i never wore a beard, nonsense, why forgive me, where did the ss men have beards, he said without thinking, but can you make it bald? i can do everything, but why? where do you get such strange ideas? well, it’s interesting, you know, i’ve never met a person of your profession, but don’t worry, don’t worry, maybe no one will see you yet, our director, he’s been making this movie for three years now and it’s still unknown when he’ll finish it, like this what... listen to him carefully, everything he says, then maybe everything will work out without his hysterics. good afternoon, good. now
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listen to me carefully, you quintessential brown plague, understand? hello, personification of cosmic entropy. your boots, they trample someone else's land, you know? yes, i understand, well, about the boots, do you understand? yes, i understand, you know, they are different sizes, it doesn't matter. good afternoon, so, got ready for the shooting, got ready for the shooting, where are the partisans, art supplies for half an hour, and christmas trees, how to work, good afternoon, the one who is needed is not the one who is not needed, sticks out here, you are talking nonsense, no, i am an actor, then
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the christmas trees are waiting for you in karaganda. take the talent away from the site, i ask you from the site, let's go, let's go from the site, let's go, where did you take him, well, you yourself said to remove the site, who is she, make-up artist, take her, make-up artist, who is the make-up artist, who is the make-up artist, partisan, so we had another artist filming, all partisans have a beard, whoever understands, think, think, take him for a costume, take him for a costume as a partisan. so my mustache is good i’ll come up with a break 15 minutes break 15 minutes listen you’ve been fined for what for the actor’s non-appearance and why are you dead how everything is already fed up with the reception the kingfisher is fed up with the new season today at 14:00 on ntv the return of the legend skill
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i’m talking to the villagers, okay, come on, where are you going, you’re crazy, now it’s your scene, the fascist has gone, more active, more active, more anger in the eyes, remember, you are trampling someone else’s land with your boots, okay, so off you go. motorcycle, motorcycle went, more active, more active, good,
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partisan went, partisan went, more hatred, you hate this fascist more, great, who has artyom, mobile phones on this site ring when i allow it,
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you understand, yes, i understand, whoever doesn’t understand plays the hare morkovkin in the regional plays, peresenyu, for the blind, i repeat, the light has gone. we'll be filming in 2 hours, break, yes, break 2 hours, please don't be late, yes, len, break 2 hours, what, well, khrulev is looking for you, drop everything, come, okay, okay, this is very urgent, urgent, yes , but i don’t know, i said urgently, very urgently, drop everything, come, he says, hey, interesting, interesting, costañeda, interesting,
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a comrade writes about drug experiments, well , it’s always interesting about drugs, but can you open the bus for me, costumes are not my diocese, the costume designer left for lunch, how come he left for lunch? but i need to change clothes, i need to go to the city, but what’s wrong, the uniform suits you, damn, it’s a mess, huh?
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we love fried scandals, we only like to talk about trafficking not in uniform, but decent police officers, as if not, we are trying to correct the situation, but the police need to write interesting, well, right, this dog is your mukhtar, he catches criminals, it’s interesting, who’s there, come in, come in, decide?
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they were just talking about you, let me introduce you, this is major vorobyov, major solovyov, may i have vladimir leonidovich, from the press service of the ministry he wants to write an article, an essay, well, yes, an essay about mukhtar, and well, about you, of course, but yeah, and where is your legendary mukhtar, mukhtar, mukhtar on a mission, well , i mean in the city, but that is, i wanted to say, well, here in the city he is in the department. i brought the papers, okay, yes, it’s good here, i i won’t waste your working time, everything will be done as quickly as possible, first i’ll take a photo of you here next to the boss, then we ’ll talk a little, i’ll also take a picture of you and the mukhtar, in agreement, yes, that is, no, you know, this is impossible, i don’t know, but i know, come on artyom, take off your cloak, stand next to the boss, i can’t take off my cloak. not dressed, where is the photo, i wanted to say, lieutenant colonel, it’s
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okay, that’s the beauty of it, why do we need some kind of officialdom, everything should be natural, don’t be shy, take pictures, lieutenant colonel, there is no need to argue, okay, i warned you, decide to go, i told nikolai nikolaevich, calmly, from this moment, i’m a standard guide, and there’s a confused guy rushing down the corridor, he’s not books, he’s hru-hru, listen , consider that you and i together hid one walkie-talkie between us, and you shouldn’t
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tell him that we, well, save me, i’m about to burst, well, what is this even, and what is that, lieutenant colonel, i tried to explain to you, this is necessary for investigative actions, you know, what kind of investigative actions, where hitler’s insertions are, no, no, not put, in the ss commentary, hell, no, i wanted to tell the set, well, one suspect works in a film group, i came there to follow him, where they gave me the roles, i agreed, i’m acting, nonsense. i don’t understand anything, you could n’t give me normal clothes, you couldn’t, you asshole, that dresser, he ran away with the key, damn i was looking for him, i called, he says you’re waiting urgently, i took everything to you with the cloak, no, i hope someday you ’ll explain everything to me clearly, i didn’t understand anything, it’s arranging something like this, and in front of a journalist from the ministry, yes, colonel, there’s no need to take pictures anymore, or maybe that’s all, well, why take pictures, didn’t you hear what the correspondent said? we still have the police,
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not the gestapo, yes, kolisov, this is strong even for you, ugh, can you imagine, i found a film crew, i come, they tell me, listen, you are a real aris, go play in a movie, yeah, i'm serious, no, it's a small episode, but it's still interesting to try your hand at cinema, you know, maybe... oh well, goodbye police, hello hollywood, well, in general, i agreed, maybe it's not bad, well, no stirlitz, but at least like those, great, keep it where you put it, right there, huh?
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okay, okay, thank you, well, that’s all our client showed up, the neighbors called and said that they had another pharmacy, this time a beard and a knife, and you know why there’s a beard and a knife, because the gun is here, a luger, and i’ve already seen a bearded beard somewhere, okay, just a minute, we ’ll sort out these questions later, come on, artist.
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you know, listen, petrovna is married, god has no time for her, she has to, they even knew how to walk around the city like that, tell me what there is to thank, fly, you didn’t see this, and i didn’t do it, oh, that means the guys tried their best, here you are, you need the rest of the substance, yes, here’s insulin in a syringe, it’s so stupid, which i got from the pharmacy, listen, well, it turns out what -that's crap, this can't be, hmm? it will help, they were not mistaken, our guys, good, thank you enemy, it helped a lot, okay, i’ll take the time, uh-huh, good, the little raincoat, the little raincoat, otherwise you’re a disgrace to the police, it’s looking for tanks and it’s like theirs, well, the tongue, fly, forward, mask,
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i don’t care what kind of people they are, only in art you can hide from vassa, freely, but you and you were fined, for what pay. this is not your stage, you can rest for 2 hours, but i really ask you, don’t touch anything, don’t touch anything, i really ask you, sit in the dressing room, just sit, so calmly without problems, calm down, i need to work, calm down.
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why did they take off the beard, now it’s time to glue it again, so advice, try 2 hours outside, and it’s uncomfortable to eat, you had to call me, scratch me, i came, you’re not there, i took it off, you ’re not there, and it’s painful to peel off the beard, listen, you at least don’t perform here, but no, i’m just thinking, well, i’m saying the same thing, i came, i left, it’s good that no one put it in my pocket, what we have, a fly, test results, a syringe, insulin, a vampul, a drug. iliberda turns out to be one client somewhere here, but who? director spielberg, a narcissistic
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idiot, a psychopath, no, it’s more likely not equal, he can afford it, he doesn’t hide in the open, and his physique is more like a diabetic than a drug addict, and he clearly has money for this shit, although don’t sit there please use the gaming machine, pretty girl, you should definitely take your phone. “think, actor georgy, he’s also a creative person, he grabbed me in earnest, he was in the ford with a knife, why did they remove the boardwalk, now to glue it again, so advice, try it for 2 hours , don’t go through it, he behaved calmly.” received dazu for the evening or not involved in this? drink fly, drink hot. artyom, who is a thunderer, reads
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calling him a castanedey. castañeda, interesting. writes about drug experience, no cold blood, who is who? and if we deprive our client of his dose for the evening, what do you think he will do, fly, right, the shape really suits me. well, fly, let's get to work, we need to speed things up, look for it.
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did something happen? it's okay, we're looking for a cat. let's go further. sorry. well done, well done, there is, there is, fly, there is, ah, yes, well done, here are the syringes, well settled, plenty of choice, if you want insulin, if you want rubbish, it’s clear why it ended up in the basket, everything is together, well, let’s try to speed up the process. louder, more sensitive,
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okay, stop, stop, that's it, we're working, we're working, everyone to the platform, everyone to the platform, get ready, are you sitting on the platform? let's go, let's raise, so, more sorrow, more sorrow in the faces, raise, okay, i 'm going crazy, so quickly find who's calling
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, kill, who's calling, who's calling, now i'll find, kill, stop. i have it, yes, mommy, yes, take it off, i took the medicine, yes, yes, and i i love you, bye, bye, artyom, what’s funny is that a person has a mother, they laugh on my set when... yes, i allow it, understand? well, shut up, you should look into my mouth, say thank you for working here, whose dog is this, whose dog is this, i ask, where is the owner, why are you standing here, find
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the owner, who is the owner, please? excuse me, but this is my dog, i’m artyom, if you remember, artyom, you’re a dog, you destroyed me, what did your dog do, you’re all dogs, all dogs, everyone! "veselis's acquaintance, i thought his beard would change him, torment, you ask that this happened, but someone had to take on this role, but you did it, well done, so we can’t miss it as quickly as possible, it’s useless, i didn’t release the fly, put away the dog, put away the shavka, the table is not working, i
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i checked, give me a gun, come on, let's be bolder, well, what did i say, tearing off your beard hurts, why did you do that? fined, good night country,
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i'm full of flies, good night my friend, finally sleep. girls, girls! comrade colonel, kolosov, you have 15 minutes for everything, but comrade colonel, artyom, there is no need to argue, there is,
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schneil, schneil, oh my god, fly, if you knew what i just dreamed about, horror, i’ll dream about something like this. jack, phillya, come to me, jack, come to me, phillya, come to me, jack, phillya, roger, phillya, phillya, phillya,
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where are you, phillya, phillya, lilka, you look cool, thank you, you too, listen, how are you the name of this wonderful one? gentlemen, what are our names? our name is robin, robin, you know, very thoroughbred, with him i always feel my proletarian origin, how handsome, listen, len, i need your help, what can you say, you understand, my boss the editor urgently demands an essay about a police operative, and i can help with something, firstly, i am an investigator, and secondly , a woman, but this is not about you, do you have a kind of superman operative in mind, and preferably so. .. with intelligence, an operative, a superman, and even with intelligence, len, i’m serious, you understand, my boss has the most unexpected ideas, it’s useless to argue here, well , help me out, but i don’t even know how to help you,
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so what i’ll think of something, yes, girl, i ’ll sit there, bring the soup there, hi, girls, hello, i won’t bother you, all the tables are occupied, fly, sit down, hello, hello, what a charming dog, what ’s his name? robin, robin, robin, meet me, this is a fly, and my name is artyom, lilya, hello, i really won’t be in the way, but no, that’s great. fyodorich, i wish you good health, hello, kolya,
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come in, sit down, well, maybe some tea, coffee, give me coffee, i haven’t had it for a long time, my wife forbids the pressure, lyusya, bring us coffee, please, maybe with milk or ... i'm at school with cognac, yes, we haven't seen each other for a long time, how are you? how are you? yes, when i retired, i was so... bored, chondril, all sorts of ailments began to overcome me, synocardia, tachycardia, well then, your health, from the meeting, good horse, well, why did you come, don’t ask, fedorich, well, this is your school. do
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n’t ask your superiors questions, well, what kind of boss am i to you now, i’m not, don’t tell me, you were my teacher at the police academy, and a teacher is forever, come on in, lyus, thank you, hello, thank you, thank you, so what well, kolya, i won’t hide it, i came to you with my misfortune, well, for you, maybe it’s my misfortune it will seem funny, old man, but i can’t find a place for myself, but what happened, fedorich? eh, the phylum was stolen,
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lilya, but why go far? here's the real superman. and meet artyom kolosov, and what shoots at five, runs at six, catches bandits in one go, and what is most important for superman, all his women, well, it’s purely theoretical, but according to theory he has 10, talker, thanks for the dossier, whatever you learn from your former friend and current boss, you are really extremely lucky,
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you just came to a cafe, sat down at a table, and next to you is a hero and not alone with a friend, a fly, you are also a hero, a good hero, you understand what a thing, in this city you can say i am a defender, you heard, yes, batman is in new york, but here he is, and i’m the same, only in moscow, exactly the same, you know what the thing is, the cops in the city of moscow are divided into two categories, some are investigators, others are operational, so investigators, what do they do, they do serious things, don’t give me salt, i don’t like being overwhelmed by serious matters, well, it’s there to sort out the daddies, blow off the dust from them, and there are reports write there with the generals , smile sweetly, get some time and be sure to tell from the rostrum how to fight crime, but this is all serious, and we are doing small things, we are an opera, here i am, mukhtar, really, a fly, yes, it’s there to catch a criminal, to chase someone under bullets, to jump on rooftops, to find a pipe somewhere near a handbag, just like that.
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no, lilya, he’s not right for you, too rich in imagination, no, no, no, lenochka, artyom, you’re mine, in what sense, i, well, in the sense of the hero of my essay, tell me, please, a few words for the press, here you are artyom, an ordinary operative, the most, yes, ordinary, simple, so, lieutenant, senior. they will be senior, yes, senior lieutenant, tell me at least approximately how many truly interesting, dangerous cases you have had, how many people you have saved the lives of, truly interesting, truly dangerous, yes, now, yes, i’ll count you, soup will cool down, yes, thank you, you know, personally, i’m confused, all the cases were very interesting, comrade captain will confirm this, everyone is extremely dangerous, i’ll save everyone, everyone
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will have to work in alaska, are you ready? i understand, but what about our interview? interview? yes, and we definitely need it, do you have a business card? yes, yes, please, let's say on sunday. i think, yeah, the citizen-boss will give me a day off on this day, of course, lilya, it was nice to meet you, we will definitely meet again, fly, let's go, great things await us, next, next, open jardin gold,
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yes, fly, go ahead, as much as the lieutenant colonels, come in, artyom, sit down, and are you tired too, mukhtar? what did you bring? well, what, monthly reports, you asked for, at the end of last week, please. yes, yes, i, artyom, i understand, i didn’t call you on this matter, yes, well, formally speaking, there’s nothing to do, yeah, well, today my teacher at the academy, nikolaev, fyodor pavlovich, came to see me, well, look, you know, i heard, well, well, there’s trouble him, you know, his beloved dog disappeared this morning in the park, that is, he was on a walk, and then ran away. but he assures that it was stolen, well, help me, that you are silent, that
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you are silent, you yourself say that he ran away, well , he ran away, yes, but i can’t refuse the teacher directly like that, well, that’s right, you can’t refuse me directly the teacher, of course, well , it’s good that you understand this? well, he brought a photo, his name is philly, the american bulldog disappeared around 9:00, he has a tattoo on his stomach on the left side, here is the number written down here, tattoo, well, yes, why do you know here, i myself was surprised at first, it turns out that now when the dog is purebred, it means he gets a tattoo on his stomach. well, to make it more difficult to sell a stolen dog, it was a good idea, well, yes, well, i ask you,
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help, here he also brought a leash, well , for the smell, i understand that the water ones are not so hot, in general, yes, artyom, i am asking you , try, well, in an unofficial manner, the mukhtar will not let you down. tolik, yeah, listen, how are things going at the apartment, have you completed the paperwork? not all. read this for now. wait, why so much? well, 72 people are registered in a one-room non-residential apartment. okay, yeah. well, that's just what i was missing. len, what if the case unexpectedly grows, this is not a tragedy, but what are you? what
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no, guys, maybe the dog just ran away, maybe he ran away. in any case , it was clear from the very beginning that i would help, an elderly man, teacher khrulev’s dog goes missing, how can i refuse, but how can i help with such and such introductory notes, that’s how you want it, so help me, if my fly is missing, i’m gone crazy, knock on wood, so as not to climb down, i’ll go to the park in the evening with... for reconnaissance, uh-huh, will you come with me, no, tyoma, no, no, no, i have, we ’re going to visit the trail today, well, oh you, elena vladimirovna, and i, artyom valerievich, are also busy today, i wonder what, nothing, and with whom, who, one very interesting young man, this is for you, thank you, i am happy for you, for
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be careful, good afternoon, good afternoon, hello, but he’s not aggressive, he ’s not, i’m yes, yes, i’m joking, he’s kidding.
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say anything to artyom. ok, come in, disabled person, hello to alcoholics, workaholics, from the slacker we hear you are like that yourself, and why are you so joyful, or something like ours, will you be joyful here? during an investigative experiment, my dog ​​was hurt and is still sneezing. but i found out the mechanism of fili’s abduction, let me tell you, speak up, elenavna, but i will have to touch on some physiological details, no matter how much it offends you. coles, we also studied at school, come on, call a spade a spade. well, if you're so sure. so, empty bitch, what?
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and dill - it’s dill that takes away the dogs’ sense of smell and the fly accomplished a feat, he walked through it the smell reached one of the nearest houses and led me to the entrance, where again i found this same dill. then consider that we know the address of this runner, yes, yes, we know the address and
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we can even ask the neighbors who is into recreational running, but you can’t go there, because we will scare him away, absolutely right, elena vladimirovna, unfortunately, is not criminally punishable, and a bunch of dill is not grounds for initiating a criminal case, so let’s rest, gentlemen, i kolya did everything i could, i gave advertisements in all newspapers, receivers i called for the found dogs, so far no results, yes, the dog is purebred, that ’s the point, if it was a mongrel, probably... they would have returned it a long time ago, whoever is there, most likely they will sell it to someone, my poor fil, and i
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