you yourself are to me, break up with the stupid muzzle and open your heart to me, i wish for the fire of beautiful eyes, and on the earth inola. i do not wish happiness, i am passionate for you, like the chain of yakhov, i want to give you my whole life, only you! breathe,

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hey, security, what do you need, this is apricot house 7, well, they brought you a refrigerator, so that's it, the owners are not there, they are on vacation in the seychelles, order through internet, delivery for today, everything is paid as it should be. why didn't they notify me, you'll ask them when they arrive, so will you pick it up or not, because i have two more deliveries today, wait, i'll call the owner now, well, of course, this is a completely different end of the world, okay, bring it in, it's his woman who's messing around with all the nonsense, ordering everything over the internet, come on, bring it in. don't rush, guys,

be careful, come on, come on, come on, come on, bring it in, bring it in, op, and now straight ahead, straight ahead, come on, come on, okay, let's go, carefully, come on, just a little bit more, just a little bit more, come on, come on. listen, i don't get it, gol, how are we going to find out? keep quiet, he'll be with his wife and two little girls, yeah, what if he sends someone else again, and whoever they send, he'll send, it's not up to you and me to decide, let's hurry up, maybe that one, the one in panama, well, no, i doubt it, why a wife, two

girls, the sign matches, we forgot a little bag with documents, and calm down, please, it's on your shoulder, it 's hanging behind your back, can't you see, i can see it, if it's behind your back. go find out if she's alive, and where are the girls? polina, masha, i told you to hold on yourselves, where did you run, you'll get lost, where to look for you, come on, i beg your pardon, and are you by any chance majorshkov, by any chance he, kot, i found him, he's here, so come on in, well, here we are at home,

neat, not bad, an apartment, yeah, cozy. not bad, the previous boss lived there, yeah, and your windows face the south, and the sea is there, mom, and we'll live here, yeah, my daughter, yeah, yeah , and all day long. it's hot, who taught you to play football like that, oh, can't you see that your right flank is free, pass it, pass it to the right flank, hit, hit, what a dunce, come on, come on, come on,

"well, thank god, the apartment is no worse than in azovsky, i'll wash the windows now, we can live, mom, mom, look at this kitten, let's take him, he doesn't belong to anyone, throw him out, he has ringworm, he doesn't have ringworm, throw him out on the street, we've never had a cat, we never will, only through my pipe." mom, we need to get a pet, you and dad are at work, we're bored, you're bored, maybe you want to go to grandma's, no, no, then let the animal out on the street and get ready with me go where, mom, get a job, and let the kitten go, so, please love and

favor, major gashko, your new boss, i have questions. no questions, major gashko, an experienced officer with an impeccable reputation, came to us to improve the work of the criminal police, the previous one also promised to improve it, and now he is happy that he jumped from the article to retirement, captain samov, do you have any questions, no, comrade general, then stop chatting, when the general talks, yes, comrade general, comrade general, what do you have? fucking, comrade general. well, that 's the end of the formal part. let's get to work. major goshko. destusi? yes. duty operational group, come with me, the rest are at ease, disperse to your posts. excellent, wonderful. and why

did you leave azovsk? my husband was transferred here. uh -huh. really? and what does your husband do? excuse my curiosity? he works in the criminal police. well, what can i say, we are happy to have such experienced specialists. i hope we are working. i also really hope, hello, hello, hello, guys, you reported a robbery, well, i, well let's go see what you have here. what do you have here as an expert? pie, pigeon,

where did it come from here, strange, and the owners' children are always playing around, they draw on cats with felt-tip pens, or throw feathers, they're missing out on vacation, by the way, when the owners left, it's been a week already, and the children, we'll wipe it off, but i don't remember the number of this car, they gave me the invoice, and why should i remember the number, but the main thing i wanted to do was call the owner, but the phone doesn't work, but i was scared to send it, or maybe my wife really did order a new refrigerator, but now there's a connection it works, it works, but what's the point, they've already stolen everything, everything was hanging here, all sorts of old sabers, knives, and these dueling pistols, well, as i understand it, the connection was

blocked, i think yes, of course you can ask the guys to make a request to the mobile operator, but i don't believe in such coincidences, now you can buy these phone jammers on the internet for 5.00 rubles. you 'd better pay attention to this hole. what's wrong with this hole? the size, it turns out, a person was sitting there, and then climbed out through such a small hole, here a trickster or a child, a riddle, yeah, no, well a child is too much, so, captain, come here, that's it. i'm making an inventory of the stolen goods, so, there may be photographs, we need to send

them to all the shops that sell antiques, well, and pawn shops, well, that's natural, yeah, there are photographs, whose, the owner's, over there on the fireplace, photographs of the stolen goods, knives, sabers, whatever else was hanging there, and there are, i took a selfie on my iphone, well, of one girl, like i'm so cool, come here, vasya, here, this needs to be printed out and enlarged. and ukhov, ukhov, oh, ask the neighbors, maybe someone saw these movers, in the evening, i'm waiting for everyone to report, there is another armchair theorist, i wouldn't rush my little house, i talked to the guys from azovsk, you know, he didn't hang around in the offices there. listen, what do you think, maybe this isn't just a feather, maybe it's some kind of message, and

this isuranichek also decided to go into the opera, he watched a lot of movies, black cat, white hunger, well, take care of the feather, find out about pigeons, ostrich, if an ostrich, then what breed, genetic expertise, what else is there, somov, go to hell, you're not. what well i read one american detective story, they drew crosses on houses with chalk, and then great, vasya, take care of the little surenchik, the pen, and continue reading these american detective stories, they answer all your questions, and for now take care of the neighbors, the boss ordered. yes, she's alive, that is, you saw this car, i saw, yes, a van, i

just left the house, the mobile phone in the house doesn't work, but i think i'll go outside, maybe, well, it will work out, well, of course you didn't remember the number, i remembered, vladimir 828, nikolay oleg. yes, come in, hello, good afternoon, what is the matter? koshelev, artyom ivanovich, you can just.

purely for unforeseen needs, for gasoline, there, printer paper and we invite you to our restaurant to get to know each other better, so to speak, in an informal setting, he took his money, that he took the money and got out, and you will leave him, i understand, you don’t trust him, but... ask people, they will confirm, you can rely on my brother and me, he took his lousy money and got out of here, he took it, some kind of idiot, he doesn’t even look like a cop, a moron

crazy, okay, we'll solve the problem. one way or another and don't freak out, we don't have time for him now, and then we'll solve it, max, maybe we'll hold off on our business until we deal with this cop , i'm the boss in this city, how many of these cops have changed already, if i start to shrink because of each cop, you know what will happen, remember, once, you give in, and you're on the side of the road, let's go.

nikola 82 no, yes it's not in the database, the numbers are fake, that's for sure, okay, that's it, i'm moving out, mantiparny salon, yes, i like it, in some sense, i remember, wonderful moment, you appeared before me, like a fleeting vision, like a genius of pure beauty, i mean lyalya, lyalya, yes, delightful, unearthly, dima, for friends, dima, vasily, vasily ivanovich, i 've been following this circus all along the coast for 2 weeks now, guess who it is, it's not hard to guess, exactly, you understand me, well, good luck to you, vasily ivanovich, thank you, by the way,

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are somewhere in the forest again, i did not want this, nevsky, new season, soon on ntv. i am buying elfinaria, well this morning the deal was supposed to take place, but the seller, mr. kirsanov, did not show up for the deal. and his phone does not answer, i waited for him for several hours, he never showed up, but i went to the hotel where he was staying, and why not to the hotel, kirsanov, isn't he a local, no, not a local, he moved a long time ago to moscow, sells all his assets, he's already sold his house, that's why he's in the hotel, and why did you decide that he was kidnapped, well, only the administration said that he was taken away by ambulance, i called there, they claim that they didn't receive any call from the hotel. how can i help, dear guests? and you , excuse me, what are you doing here? well, i could rather address this question to you? i am the owner of this hotel,

welcome, you won't find better service on the entire coast, and do you know that your guest was kidnapped? yes, i need all the witnesses who could see how he was they took him away in an ambulance, of course, but it's a misunderstanding, we'll figure it out. i'll give you all the help i can, this kirsanov was in his room, he didn't go to dinner, and in the evening an ambulance suddenly arrived , they told kirsanov that he called them, something was wrong with his heart, well, go on, go on, i followed them, the door to the room was open, he was lying on the floor, his nose was bleeding, they injected something onto the stretcher, they said, every minute is important, i locked the room after them, he didn't come back, you remember the faces of these doctors, well...

so to speak, in a hurry, what god sent, come on, girl, clean this up, what's wrong with it, captain, the key to kirsanov's room, please,

everything's been cleaned, it looks like it's real, 10 thousand dollars, of course it's real, so you're not robbing. were you the only applicant for this dolphinarium? i don't know, well maybe he had other offers, but the price wasn't right, the price wasn't right, everything was cleaned up, but they missed this one, are you bleeding? it looks like yes, i'll call our experts, they'll tell you more precisely,

there was a knock on the door, kirsanov opened it, someone knocked him down with a sharp blow, and the closet door was open, here's the blood on the door, the one who laid him down called fake doctors to take the body away, that's how it is. well, no, no, those others were, tell me, are these all your employees leaving in ambulances, no, marsana and olesya are leaving, well , that's probably not it either. well, comrades, sorry to bother you, get back to your duties, thank you very much, i was glad to help, but as they say, thank you, you've already

helped. you're also free for now, you've already registered, no, bye, well, go to the hr department, register, okay, dad, dad, oh, girl, hi, what are you doing here , yeah, i was at the identification, well, how did you get settled, no, i'm going to go get registered now, listen, take them, but where am i going to take them, well, i have no time, au, au, well, think of something, well, great, well, who's with me? we're catching bandits, dad, or can we shoot from your makar today, and who's ears should be pulled again, go ahead, let's go, the shooting is cancelled.

yeah, got it, we'll speed up, no, the client isn't ready yet, he's kind of greedy, don't worry, we'll do it, i know my job, it's okay, i can't leave you for 5 minutes, oh, stat, i'll get him i'll knock you down, right now, yeah, who, whom, when will knock you down, you decide, not you, it's not me, got it, listen here, freak, if you move again, i 'll cut you into belts, got it, i can't hear you, got it, well done, and also, the cops are stirring on your topic, so the situation will be like this

, i'll turn off your mobile and you call your friend, to whom you promised to sell the dolphinarium, that the deal is off, like you have problems there, in short, hang up, got it or not, i love fools, i 'm going to hurt you now, so we sit and play with binoculars, don't warm our ears, vasya, and what about you, well, here's what i have thought, since. our thief, but he turns out to be very small, decided to make a tip on safecrackers and choose the smallest and most puny of them, logical, yes, here's another on antique dealers, such things are very difficult to sell, and most often they are stolen to order, therefore zamidka is also by collectors, good, what do you have, pal? drops of blood were preliminarily found in the closet in the room, suron will say more precisely later, here is a flash drive with a bank surveillance camera, yeah, according to kirsanov and smirnov, well... but this

smirnov himself could not have kidnapped him, and neither one nor the other with the criminals did not show up, well, it is clear, in general, the maid also did not recognize any of the ambulance doctors, and the call to the substation did not come either, comrade major, the input for the flash drive is on the other side, thank you, so ukhov, why are we sitting, you have no business, you do, go and deal with the bear burglars, got it. meet halfway, let's cooperate, well , sign the sale of the aquarium to the right person, call your friend everything,

as soon as i sign. "you will kill me, what are you, a cormorant, what are you, the nineties are already over, now businessmen, intelligent people, from sting, well, what's the point in killing, and i don't believe you, okay"? here's the number, come on, write it down, vasya, vasya, come on , urgently check the ambulance number for me in the database ulyana 731. to khariton, come on urgently, i'm waiting,

wait, and what is this? yes, it's some kind of glare, my comrade, but not a glare, it's kolya, it's... a crack on the windshield, it looks like, yes, yes, there's no such number in the database, well, as expected, that's how it was, in the neighboring area they stole an ambulance met on the windshield, vasya, well, you see, you can do it whenever you want, well done, come on, okay, so, print out the photo and send a request to the regions, got it. yes, what happened, he called, i talked to him, did you at least write it down, yes, i did everything as you said, it's me, where

are you, it doesn't matter, lights out with the dolphinarium, i changed my mind, how did i change my mind, where are you now , i got drunk, met a girl, well, i snapped, you know, i'm a binge drinker. sorry, he let me know that he was in danger, he doesn't drink, they don't drink at all, he has an allergy to alcohol, eh, he's ready, yes, come, yes, they'll sign everything. i answer, where are you now, i got drunk, met a girl, well, what kind of voice is that, what voice, well, there was a female voice just now, come on, bring it back, it was speaking at the same

time, can you somehow highlight it so that it is brighter, now i will try to run it through one pirated program, maxim ivanovich, this is all of course dubious, i am still a representative of the state authority. registration chamber, don't twitch, i pay you money for this, that's why i made my face simpler forward, senior mechanic, urgently go to academician andreev, some nonsense, and what does academician andreev have to do with it, listen, academician andreev - this is a ship, it is currently undergoing repairs at the fifth dock, where in the fifth dock, yes, i said so, they hide worse than kirsanov on this ship, what a genius, shuan, a genius, so, kolya, quickly get specialists to the fifth house, there is, oh, what,

logic, bring some water, quickly, uh-huh, uh-huh. sign, don't kill, maxim, sign, no one is going to kill you, maxim, i beg you, i have a little daughter, you said that he is ready, are you letting serious people down, it's not good, this, stop, naval,

dashko, everything as you like, shooting corpse, al, i hate your job, al, well, in front of the men it's awkward, and what if this bandit killed you, well he didn't, well everything's fine. where are the girls? calm down, the girls are sleeping in my office on the couch, everything's fine, will something happen to you, do you hear, will anything happen to you at all?

i wonder, i wonder, i wonder too, and what do you think? i'll tell you it's a rarity in our area, this feather from the neck of a moscow monk, a monk, yes, such a breed of pigeons, he has such a specific plumage around his head, and why is it a rarity, they didn't press themselves together, i understand, thank you, hello, well, china, and i found out everything about

our feather, yeah, it's a feather of a monk pigeon, and you know what's most interesting, there was such a thief on the monk's cage, it is published to me that there is some connection here, be so kind as to check him in our database, okay. the world is overgrown with flowers again, the world has a spring look, the unresolved question of women and love arises again, my anchor ones exactly. have you already seen the performance, no more, there is no time, not

trifles, what do you do, if it's not a secret, an operative of the criminal police, oh, this is serious, who are you catching now, in general this is classified information, but i will tell you, there was a robbery in the city, they took antique valuables. well, i am engaged in this case, listen, it is so great, because i am a journalist, maybe you will give me an interview, readers love such stories, unfortunately, i do not have the right, okay, good luck.

i decide, i can not say for sure yet, but you understand, without maxim we will not be able to do this, first i must get my brother out, then i will call back, major, what do you need, how much do you want?

according to your thieves' concepts, i will never live i won't, got it? don't hit on me anymore, a false line, the monk died a long time ago, monk-monk, i studied the robbery of this monk as a christamat example, listen, this monk with his accomplice, they decided...

to lead to him, remember the great burglar, boravskaya korasha? maybe, or maybe there is another motivation, what? maybe someone is deliberately planting evidence? to frame the monk's accomplice, we don't even know if this accomplice exists, maybe he has long been in thieves' paradise, our brother old cop, do you at least understand what kind of term you're facing, but in principle if you cooperate with the investigation, you can count

on leniency, don't tell me this fairy tale, don't, tell me right away, how much? you want to give me another bribe on top of the already earned articles , it's a pain in the ass, i want to resolve the issue normally, you 're a new man here, major, don't screw me up, and don't threaten me, you interpret this as you want, comrade major, they robbed houses again, okay, put this one in the cell, i'm going out. police, well, did they steal everything that was pressed with

backbreaking labor? i don't understand the sarcasm, and no need, but we are listening to you. today, this morning i went into the safe, and it was empty, yesterday evening i put money in there for current expenses, there was a lot in the safe, well, there was some , well, let's write it down in the report, someone stole some things, my wife's jewelry, money and a watch collection, the total amount was about half a million, if in euros, listen. did it ever occur to you to keep such sums and jewelry in a bank? yes, yes , banks are very unreliable these days, then everything was insured, the insurers recognized this safe as having the proper degree of protection, ouch protection, see, show me, yeah, and we need to contact the insurers and check, they could have pointed it out

, i agree, to the gold cigarette, and two tape recorders, well, we have another message, we'll figure it out, rabbit? white rabbit, first blue, now rabbit, yeah, by the way, blue according to thieves' ideas is a free bird, a symbol of the vur, blue of the monk breed, now rabbit, maybe it's really some kind of hint at the proska cinnamon, there were no hares, rabbits or cabbages of any kind in the requests on monday, this answer hasn't come yet, why cabbage, i don't know, rabbits like it cabbage, you know what else rabbits love, well , this...

but i haven't heard anything, we've been sent again, fluff, whites, presumably a rabbit, or maybe it's seagull fluff that the wind blew here, but you understand me, no, it's a rabbit, rabbits also shed, of course, but theirs is old wool and the fluff falls out in hairs, not in pieces, like with the skin, this is syria, what, syria, well, did i say that? i understood it that way, well, if this is confirmed, then we're dealing with a big original, i think so too, well done, always think the same way as yours chief, you'll be lucky, so, we need to make an inventory of the stolen goods, do you have photos, if so, they would help in the search,

you look for now, and we'll inspect the house, let's go inspect the house, here you go, syria! "follow the white rabbit, and don't touch anything there with your hands, look, got it, yes, a genius thief, a power cable. made to last, it could withstand an elephant, let alone a person, it looks like that, and then he opened the safe, and turning off the alarm, went out this door, and what did he do with a rope into the forest? did he do a rope into the forest? ah yes, yes, a rope, eh, what was it called, somov,

somov, somov, let's shake up all the burglars again, look for the skinny, thin, little athletes, maybe circus performers, yeah, let's go, i have to go to the general to report, and there's nothing to report to him, work, work, and what am i doing, here you go, i found it, yeah, great, nothing special, the queen of england has this necklace, no less, i bought it by chance, yeah, i'll turn to one guy, he's a specialist in burglars, so, okay, everything is clear here, so let's finish without me, i 'll go away for a while, so what, my daughters need to go to the beach take, change clothes there and go to the store,

boss, who needs a dog, a shaggy dog, absolutely non-biting, bringing happiness, girl, take the dog, who needs a dog, a shaggy dog, absolutely non-biting, bringing happiness, and can i have a cat, of course i can, take it, girl, thank you. commander, our guys didn't bomb anyone, and there's no one to, there are no serious thieves left, only punks, and such serious, beautiful

things, there's no one to, find out who of the touring performers is in town now, athletic, skinny, with pride, with quirks, judging by what we already i know, i'll try of course, you understand, we don't like such bazaars, but you do it your way, with an approach. from afar, as you can, i can't guarantee, and also, if someone wants to sell these tsatsky and antiques, then you'll be fine, no one else will come to me, i don't let anyone into my clearing, and i also have the most favorable dollar exchange rate in the world a pack of toy bucks for only 100 rubles. dad, buy us some bucks, wow, like

real ones, dad, come on, buy them, please, that's it, that's enough, you don't have to play with this crap, play with dolls, go on so quickly swim, then have lunch, and the whole routine has already gone, forward, forward, forward, forward, well, brother, tell him that he will pull you out, that the process has started, tell him not to drag it out, otherwise his ass always plays when he needs to act, okay, i'll tell him, here, have something to eat , major zashko, hands, doc. what are you guys doing, you haven't even introduced yourself, captains, service with...