normal people, the settlement is over, and i have a shift, service, hello, great, i need to figure it out, oh, i don’t like all this, why am i so unlucky, huh? 3 days before the new year, oh my, why is it the end of the quarter for me, but 3 days before the new year again, why do i get caught, why does nonsense happen, what is this, great, great, sorry, why am i lucky today, like a drowned man.

what do you mean it’s not your territory, we’re on the river, and the river is your territory, well, the corpse is on the shore, well, it’s a drowned man, drowned men on it is not found on the bank, it is not found on the river in such weather, the corpse, it is on the bank. it is from

the river, there are tracks, someone simply pulled it out of there. we do not care, the corpse is located on the bank, that's it, well, it was floating down the river, it got caught on the fence here, that's where it was pulled out, water police, you, then, your corpse, comrade lieutenant, you are familiar with the order number 220, you studied it at the place of discovery, but it is from the river, well, what 's unclear here, discovery, so where was the corpse found, on the bank, so... nothing to shift the blame from a sick head to a healthy one, so let's go, guys, wait, well , you understand, we understand, we understand everything, we also have a new year, the end of the quarter, good luck, why am i so lucky, lucky, it's good that he hasn't figured out yet, to push this corpse into the water, well, well, okay, okay, let's go, okay, bye, hey, kirill, lady.

and where are you going, what do you mean, where to the forest for a christmas tree, my shift is over, what? oleg georgievich told me to wait for him. and if you haven't seen me, you're not supposed to, everyone is waiting, well, what happened? did they bring me back? did they bring everyone back? i want to go home, i really want to, everyone wants to. what kind of toys are these, no personal life, nothing but problems because of this job, well, i 'm telling you, this is happiness, everyone has problems, kira, yeah, listen, do you know who this morning plague was today, what's in the bags with scotch tape, well, genka is a nail, what are you talking about, there's one less bastard, and you, i'm talking about the same thing, who do you think it is, you don't need to go to grandma to tell me, i'm ready to bet on your salary, the chinese guys, he's been with them for a long time...

well, what should i do with you, and i don't hear an answer, if someone didn't understand something, i repeat for the last time, 3 days until the new year, so hurray, a holiday, kira, quiet, the end of the fourth quarter, and in terms of the percentage of solved cases, we can say that we are lagging behind. in the tail, there

is the head of the neighboring department kozlenko, he is ahead in solved cases, aren't you ashamed, shame on you, very much. yes, i even want to do sepoku, what? harakiri, in japanese, in my opinion, nothing funny. have you forgotten how to fish? so, andrei petrovich, some kind of crucian carp these days, they are cunning. and what surprised you, cunning crucian carp, one would think that this when you, and even me, were not even in the project, one smart person said, what did he say? and then a pike in the river, so that the crucian carp does not sleep, of course he did not say that, but it does not matter, in short, fishing rods in the hands of the crucian carp, and so that in 3 days everyone brings it with the wind, everything is clear, in what way, so think and decide,

in what way, and who does not like what, please, no one is holding. not a man for difficulties, difficulties for a man, listen, here the guys from the neighboring department shared a new method with me, well, in secret, they the whole block of pears hung around, and then in one day they drew four rapes, like well, yes, i'm telling you, exactly four, they just chose a crossing between two districts and put a freelancer in a short skirt there, well, one with intelligence, with an education. so in one evening they closed four sticks under 1017 like out of nowhere, oh well, yes, and since the crossing was on the border of two districts, then two cases went to one court, and two cases went to another, listen, georgievich, maybe this is not, glory, and you, kolya, tell your friends that

we don't need experience in drawing new cases, we'd like to sort out the old ones, and what if we put the cook on the corner, maybe raid the dorms , but it's too late, amon is already working there. "so, i thought about it, and as a senior in rank, i made a decision, there's nothing to do, we have to open up somehow, and therefore murder,

botovuha on sadovaya, the killer is most likely a cohabitant, he is her ex-husband, you know better, there is no time for other versions. the body has not been found yet, the killer is not cooperating, he must confess to you in 72 hours and show where he is corpse, if anything happens you can help, okay, andrei petrovich, so, let's move on. murder in the basement of an apartment building, an especially dangerous criminal, surname nosovich, nickname, nose, no direct evidence, he denied the crime, the judge, at my request, gave him 15 days for petty

hooliganism, a difficult case, it requires a special approach, so... "take it, oleg georgievich, shake off, as they say, the old days, thank you, a very interesting case, andrei petrovich, i wish you success, thank you, well, and the last wood grouse, of all wood grouse, a wood grouse, no, andrei petrovich, you understand correctly, your today's morsh.

so work, i knew it, why is it crap right away, why are all the cones falling on me, so, comrades. everyone got the bait, come on, we need to strain ourselves, well, great, long time no see, great! you didn't touch me, that without me you can't do at all, well, to be honest, so, you'll help me out,

i'll try, you know yourself, a bad thing, it's not tricky, well, help yourself. well, hello, nasetka, what, over your shoulder, ah sy you, what are you, what are you, bitch, you were busted a long time ago. were you still in the zone with a bitch? bitch,

i knew in advance that a cuckoo was sitting here, you better not make me angry, bitch, i'll cut you into pieces right here in the cell, i'll cut you into pieces with a spoon, are you fucking kidding? you bro, get it, i really took you for a bastard, they just shoved me into the press hut for one jump, kolya, but they didn't give a damn, but i think they'll definitely put a net on me, don't shit, bro, let's smoke, come on!

what are you bothering yourself about. great, what's here? that's how it is, do you want some sunflower seeds? no, thanks, guys, you

've overdone it, this is our most valuable asset, well, sometimes he starts drinking, it happens to everyone, well, i can't put him in jail for this, let's release him under my responsibility, comrade captain, you're ruining my business, what, what, i made an agreement with the guys, i'll spend the night in the sobering-up center tonight, oh, and they 'll draw a tick for themselves, good job, but next quarter they won't detain me anymore. well, don't talk too much, oh well, what, we're all our own, well, look, guys, our detection rate must remain at the level approved by the top, so if you overdo it next quarter, the bosses will have to deal with you demand the same result, so watch out, hamster, you'll sit there long enough, oh, comrade captain, if anything happens, i'll come to you for help, come on, come on. in short, i got him all worked up, he peed on that guy,

threw the pick on the roof of the garages. you won't believe it, but he 's still afraid that they'll find the knife, i think there's blood on it, fingers should be left. but you understand, i'm the only one who knows all this, if the knife is just taken away, that's the end of my wonderful career. with you in your career, so do whatever you want, but don't show me. okay, we'll think of something. i honestly don't see any problems at all, in our police academy, there was even a lecture on the topic of legalizing the results of operational various events, as i remember now , it was taught by takayatochka, then you hardly remembered anything, no, she had a heavy hand

, the blow was delivered. so, what i remember is that the approach should be creative and unconventional, that guys, i have an idea, look at vario, we need to conduct an investigative experiment with the help of a specialist, well, you understand, in the criminal procedure code does not provide for andonvidite.

can you really find the instrument of the crime? "you see, everything depends on the location of the stars, fusions, purity of karma, and the disjunction of astral currents, as well as volivalar, but i already feel that a crime has occurred in this basement, but i do not see the killer himself yet, and you do not have his photo, salnikov see the detainee, infusion, come in, and don't resist, come on, come on, there are witnesses, yes, there are witnesses there, the camera is ready,

ready, well, once... everything is ready, let's begin investigative experiment, listen, you 're probably lonely, i'll be out in 15 days , i'll do my makeup, we'll go to a restaurant myself, and this is him, i feel vibrations, what, uh-huh, uh-huh. scary place, yes, indeed, the victim was found in this corner of the basement, forgive me, but please indicate, but if it's somehow possible, of course, we, where

the weapon used to commit the crime might be, a knife, this is a knife, i feel it. yours, maybe this one, or maybe this one? we were told to go there, get out of the way. keep this close, don't move your hands, lick it, come on, lead the way, i'll do it myself

i'll go. we're going there, so open the gate immediately, salnikov, quickly open the wicket, it will come in handy, where to next? what's wrong with him, she needs an urgent

energy boost, what should i bring you, something high-calorie, coffee, a chocolate bar, hold it, please, no, i'm afraid that you, i'm afraid myself. "hello, can i have coffee and two chocolate bars, what kind of chocolate bars do you want, sweet ones with nuts, for your beloved girlfriend as a gift, and for me for an investigative experiment, and for the girl, we'll make coffee now, yeah, yeah, great, i'm recording." you can't, no, but can we check a little, we're going there, well

maybe soon, maybe there behind the garages, huh? it's up there, salnikov, the ladder quickly, i'm carrying it, so, come on carefully here, put it down, put it down, put it down, put it down, so, carefully , carefully, well, what's there, catch it, help her it's bad, help. coffee, chocolate faster, energy boost quickly, don't twitch, faster than the doctor, this is outrageous,

shameful wolves, shameful wolf, no court will accept the testimony of this witch, is it a witch or a vibration of karma, and material evidence discovered, and if your fingers are still here, then everything is expensive, you are provided for life. "great, let me have another term, let me serve it all out before the bell, but i will get out, i will get out, i will find you, i will get you, i will tear you apart, i will tear you apart, you understand, into pieces, into rags, and this is if you get out, but what if you get lung cancer right now, huh? go, remove her, remove this witch, remove people, and they kill, and can i have a piece, so

take the whole thing, yes, thank you, and tell me, and you, like this, uh, can you find any evidence, yeah, actually, ah, ah, you know, i have four cases of stolen cars pending right now, could you, yeah, like that, ah, how come you don't understand, ah yes, for me one such session is worth five years of my life, and that's true, if we're talking about a ruined person, about his karma, then i flex my muscles and meditate, yeah, and you about a car, about some piece of iron, oh, forgive me, for god's sake, i uh, forgive me, tell me, can i talk to you personally later somehow, huh? thank you, i'll write down your phone number, forest fires are caused by human fault, stop defeat fire, callings of the strong, forest

firefighters of the rosleskhoz aviation forest protection agency, 90 years old, guarding the forests of russia, napole, quickly, this is a robbery, when will pasha return from vacation, we are busy with some nonsense, the city on the neva is restless again, murder. police general right in the center of the city, yes, this is generally out of the ordinary , and that means major semenov, where would we be without you, so i still have a week of vacation, i will have to postpone my vacation, prepare an order to transfer major semenov to the criminal investigation department of the main department, until better times, damn, what can you do without us, police, lowered their guns, beautiful, you and i are starting in a new place, anton vasily, look, semenov, now i will always be there, we will also

always be there. nevsky, new season, wait, soon on ntv, the investigator immediately fell for it, believed, and most importantly, then i liked it, she immediately says kvari on personal matters, you can contact, varik, of course you lunch, let's have some fun guys, guys, guys, but really this color suits me, it suits me, come on, no, no, no, no, blonde better, you must admit, for you, for you. "your health, thank you, i say, georgyevich, it's high time to take our girl as a freelance master in the department, we need to think about it, but the nose split right away, at first it bragged, bragged, was trying to be a groom, and then, and criminals, by the way, are often pious or superstitious, yeah, by the way, a joke on the topic, do you know who broke the tsar bell, no, who?"

the tsar cannon, no one forced him to say it, he split himself, well, come on, andryukha, great, while i'm at home, well, i'll be here in about 10 minutes, let me wait until the evening, oh, kolya, you too, hi, do you have a minute, cherdintsev is having some trouble with some misunderstandings, let's go down, everyone is having some misunderstandings now, take someone over there, just a minute, let me undress, just quickly, and there, there he has...

i've already seen this, explain to them that they, their vehicle is wanted, what vehicle, such a vehicle, a car, what happened, come on, just speak clearly and carefully, otherwise the smartest one will start getting angry, here's the protocol, read it, the citizens were driving to the car, the patrol detained them, and the description from the main office, their mega blue car is wanted by interpol, but they certainly managed to get the license plates.

wait, wait, pasha, wait, borya, when was the last time you read this carefully, and this morning, what is written here, citizens of belgium, so what, and who is this?

by the time the car is wanted, it can be sold to bandits three times, but wait, i 'll fill out the documents for you now, wait, here, as in english they say end of the block, end of the world, so, down with it.

oleg georgovich, good morning, what are you going to do, high-ranking officials, we work tirelessly, without sleep or rest. the results will be soon, well done, i'm waiting, if anything, i'll tell you, so, let's continue, let's, of course, then, when you say, your ex-wife left town, on the tenth of this month, i didn't come back, no, i didn't come back, just captain, tell me, frankly, you'll find out, ah, i'm already exhausted, although we are divorced, we live in the same apartment, neighbors, my little fish, where are you, my little fish, my little fish, my little fish, my lord, little fish, listen, well, if you're here every time you fish on the bridge, but didn't you

see anything, and you didn't see anything, well, how did you not see anything, men, well, maybe some car drove up there, they looked at something there, and they looked into the hole, the fish were going, what are you talking about, well, maybe someone saw that someone threw out a bag, they just took it from the bridge and you... you see, an alibi, an alibi, of course, there is, i was on a drinking binge for several days, when i woke up my little fish was gone , my little fish was gone, look for my little fish, captain, without

a report, i'll write a new one, a drinking binge is not an alibi, you see, not an alibi, which means i don't have i have an alibi, and this is a crime. what are you interrogating, a meeting, hello, hello, slava, a cell has become free, i 'll come by later, i'll go too, i'll sit! well , what happened to you there? why don't you see that your aunt is a snake, he knows something and is silent, well , yes, we need to think of something, well, think of it, i, and you

don't want to think, you were told to help, and where is the kid, where? on the river, probably, so on the river, listen, i have one idea, comrade colonel, and i don't need your excuses, no need, i said, 2 days left, in 2 days you can do a lot, in 2 days wars began and ended, but, but , comrade colonel, there is a presumption of innocence, which gives us the opportunity to continue working?

go somewhere, find yourself a place, excuse me , can i take you home to me or to you? i'll think of something now, wow, wow, another wood grouse, where do you, grandpa, know such words from, yes, i'm a son of a seventy-hoper, then you should understand

what the end of the quarter is, that's not the word, yeah, the percentage of detection, yeah, the bosses are angry, the district committee demands, you also have a district committee demanded? yes, first of all, my dears, and how did you act in your time? i wonder, young man, just a second, i'll come to you now, i'll come to you now, wow! and how hungry i am, yeah, thank you, i'm all ears, so, somehow, on the territory of our department, they fished out of the pond the body of a well-known recidivist, yeah, marion, many wounds, stab wounds and no clues, well, as luck would have it, of course, the end of the quarter, so i had to save the honor of my native team, so i

made a refusal material in the required 10 days, page 120, and from this point on, can you give more details, for god's sake, first of all, i found two witnesses who allegedly saw mareny himself jumping into the pond, and relatives testified that the deceased could not swim.

swordfish can be found in artificially heated waters. xiphias, gladius. in latin. i still remember. yes. the citizen decided to jump into the pool. but he did not know how to swim. a certificate from the clinic about the early symptoms of sclerosis. that's it. jumped and ran into.

binges, yes, and what, yes, yes, yes, i

started with red, with beer, i told you, i polished it off, and then i don't remember, i don't remember anything, okay, push, hands, i'll give the guy a notice now. across the street, look, when, when the man, the man, this one confessed, yes, yes, yes, how come no, i confessed, no, no, no, what are you , borzh, yes, yes i'll call someone now , you'll be cleaning my shoes for six months, got it, someone's son, yes, not that kind yet, sit down, well that's it, you'll be empty in the mountains, and i 'll take it off you weather-wise, got it, i'll take it off you too, and what do i have to do with it, what are you doing? are you going

to rush at the cops and break the tree, you bastard, oh, you're a jerk die die everything everything. oh you, you got it, you bastard , so what? let's continue the interrogation, and what have i already said everything, and i have already said everything, everything to you, i listen to what you told me, but i was on a binge, a binge, i told you, i don't remember, after i came out of the binge , what happened, i haven't come out yet, citizen chief, i explained to you, i don't have an alibit

, that's why i was on a binge, as it were, i don't remember, i don't remember anything, you better sit, i understand, look, what's wrong with him, i think he hit his head on the safe? with sand, are you crazy, he's dead, what should i do, door, sit down, close the door, door, quiet, door, so, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, so, what to do, what about the documents, the documents, look who he is, uy... oh, do you know who it is? he'll answer for the living, and even more so for the dead. so, so, so, so, so, well, what are we going to do? listen, we need him back to our old place, yeah, and finish the ends, got it? yeah, that's an option,

an option. that's it, that's it with this one, what to do? i didn't see anything, guys, i'll keep quiet. listen, there's as much use from him as from a goat's milk, that's for sure, we'll bury him together, give me the bag, body bag, okay guys, maybe we're like, sit there, got it, fuck, so let's quickly get the car to the back door, load it into the trunk and get it over with, so we're talking, maybe right now, too bad it's long, yeah, listen, man, guys, what's wrong with you

, sorry, nothing personal, but just relax, it won't hurt as much, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you want some pics, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, i, guys, i didn't see anything, i, i, but i can't, it won't hurt, guys, guys, i didn't see anything, i, guys, you won't see pain forever, you won't see freedom, just understand, man, we can't leave you alive, why, can't we, guys, i, i, i'm ready for anything, well, in short, these two junkies, commander, report the situation,

no incidents have happened during your absence, name. on paper, yes, pen, write, i'm writing, while we take this out, so that in 15 minutes i 'll have a confession lying here, it'll be here soon, take it away, take it away, take it away, confession, i'm writing now, i'm writing, of course, how can i, come on, come on, what

's going on here? ah - nothing, comrade colonel, this is an operational investigative measure, and what is this? and this is a pike, uh-huh, so that the crucian carp doesn't get upset, uh-huh, well, well, let me go , yes sir, i'm with you, okay, workers, i 'll check later, i'll check, i keep forgetting, what's your mishanya's name? mikhail leonidovich, mikhailovich, mikhail leonidovich, excuse me, please, is this your petrako, they say you stick some needles in him so that...

the ex-husband turned out to be a witness, uh-huh, so, we cohabitants took mishanya as a duck early, took him into the forest into the forest so that he would show the burial place of the victim, we already secured it at the site testimony, excellent, well done, to be honest, i wasn't sure you could handle it, well done, kirill, and what's in yours, so to speak, for... and everything's fine with me, i wrote off this case, as i wrote it off, well, i issued a refusal, an accident,

you feel fine , everything's fine with you, i feel fine, exactly, i wrote off the corpse, as you said, an accident, here you go, pass it on, yeah, there are reasonable limits to everything, a corpse, strangled, wrapped in tape? and he was manipulating the tape, in a gust of wind, by the way, here's the municipal report, so the wind is north 18 m/s, please, in

a gust of wind he got tangled in tape, leaned over the parapet and fell into a bag suspended from the scaffold, the straps of the bag broke and gubin gb, here you go, so the report from the scene of the incident, the straps really did break, so gubin gbb really did fall into the river, the speed of the river current in this place is according to the reference... 0.85 m/s. this is from the hydrological service. due to the friction of the zipper of the bag on the stones of the bottom, the bag was fastened. we have an accident caused by negligence of the victim himself. refuse to initiate a criminal case under article 5, part 2 of the criminal procedure code of the russian federation for lack of corpus delicti. well done! excellent! i respect you! only you know what the prosecutor will say to this, allow me, yes,

please, here's another case, ivan ivanovich, and i know this fake, i won't sign it, ivan ivanovich, have you forgotten anything, what date is it today? georgy dmitrievich, you can't go to him, he's very busy, nothing can be done, i assure you, he's stronger than us, the end of the quarter, we won't get stuck, huh? it's an suv, an suv, and where's the road? ask your mommy to buy you a tractor. don't touch your mother, you bastard!