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sveta, sveta, hello, it's me, hello, hello, you're asking me to distract you for just a minute, how are you, how's grandma? oh, grandma's doing well, the doctors are praising her, she's a good girl, she pulled herself together, she's in a good mood, thank god, very good, i'm happy for your grandma, good news, well, and how...
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by the way, i'll go, okay, yes, of course, excuse me , wait, sveta, just one more minute, yes, you, it's strange, it turns out, you always stop me for a minute, and steal my watch, which is true, yes, i didn't notice, and you already ask that it turns out that way, in fact, i would really like to see, the watch is nice, and this
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is for you, thank you, to your health, and this is in honor of what? well, well, in fact, this does not oblige you to anything, this, this is a sign of attention, nothing more, well, it was very pleasant to work with you, you are a kind, good person, you can’t pass by without noting this, thank you, although, in fact, to be honest, you know, one of my friends here very accurately ... noted, he told me that the way to a girl’s heart lies not through her grandmother’s cactus, but through flowers for her, so i decided to try it, well, how does it work, well, i should ask you, although you know, we haven't forgotten about grandma's heart either, we're going to win it, and fly, are you ready to win grandma's heart, oh, then bring it, come on, hurry up, hurry up, we also have a small modest gift for her, there's a surprise, well done, well done, well done! and so,
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what is this? now, oh, oh, excuse me, here, you recognize it, artem, this is grandma's, it's the same one, where is it from, how did you find it? saved in hard caviar battles, grandma will be just happy, this fly tried, really... stepan, he did not dare to raise his hand to evgenia semyonovna's favorite cactus. yes, i forget my patronymic. thank you very much. well, now i am in your debt. are you serious? yes. mukha, i call you as a witness, do you hear me? but you have to answer for your words. it is customary to repay a debt. are you ready? yes. mukha, you are a witness for the second time. only a witness,
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turn away, so, beauty! road, it's you, nastya, well, let's come to an agreement.
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let's go, there is still one left. uncles, are you going to eat, no, look, what happiness has fallen upon you, once a year,
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look how fresh the beef is! it's almost alive, dog, look, happy april fools' day, uncle, are you offended or something, uncle, it was a joke, so well, ugh, do you hear me, beef, just gnaw my shoes again, beast, ugh, what is this? how did you do it? lose weight with you, learned how to tie shoelaces, yes lenochka, what
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do i owe you, that is, you 're inviting me to a restaurant? oh no, i don't go to a restaurant with corpses, and why did lesha have a short conversation, yes, but it's better to tie shoelaces on a person, i get it, it's funnier that way, okay, let's go. hello everyone, hero of the occasion, two shots at point-blank range, although i think i would have been enough alone, i would have been enough,
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yes, and they have established his identity, not yet, but he was alone in the restaurant, apparently, he rented the whole room, something else, probably for two, i don’t know, maybe he had some important date, so, audi, i told you, i’m telling you, the case is a dead end, the case of a mercenary’s friend, the dobakachi always hire professional killers, you can’t keep track of them, why didn’t your professional take the cartridges, and the shotgun, a strange choice, well, maybe a novice killer? an amateur, like you, in in general, either the killer had different shoes, or there were two of them, after all, sometimes hitmen also hire hitmen, i wonder why, lyosha, come on, don't be stupid, you hired a cheaper contractor, he
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did all the dirty work, and this one pocketed the difference, business, well , only you can stupidly run a business, igor, and only you, igor...
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large purchases will become easier. i heard how he was killed, him,
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were you acquainted with the victim, this is the owner of the restaurant, yeah, vadim gursky, he closed the restaurant for the evening for a date, wow, that's what i thought right away, it's obvious who he was dating, i have no idea, tell me, can you try to remember what happened? yeah, sure, i helped with the food, and then i came here, took it under my nose, then these, um, they, they, after all, there were two, you see, they were lying down, and i told you that there were two killers, i told you, i heard voices, but i didn't hear what they were talking about, and there was also some kind of sound, like, it plays, it's a burp, excuse me, are you definitely from the police,
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show me your id, ugh, what are you talking about, cupcake, cupcake, so what's with the sound, mm, how as if the chain was jingling, the chain, and he also called me before these shots, called me to come out to him, but i didn’t come out, i was just so scared, calm down, calm down, you’re not... nothing’s threatening you, let’s go, let’s go, don’t pay attention, this happens to him often, that’s what i said right away, it’s funnier, good job, maxima, maxima, wait, what did i tell anyone , why the hell did you tie my shoelaces, huh? and now i can’t untie them, it’s not me, it’s the dog, and he’s
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already in the car, that’s it, who, the dog, yeah, who are you bothering, the dog can’t tie his shoelaces, you than, well, because, because i barely learned to tie them, and then only when i was in the army, on my tarpaulin boots, no, he says: don't be offended igor, from april 1 igor, what he said so directly, letter for letter, he decided to play a joke on me, so tell him that he is doing this in vain, because gnezdilov is the king of humor, a black belt in dirty humor, again. recognized as better by independent experts, the sberbank credit card is free
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wow, interesting, girls are dancing. oh, not a damn thing, yeah, i can only tell myself how much all this junk can cost, yeah, mirror, igor, what does it have to do with it? here and why am i checking the acoustics of the subspace, and the subspace, don't forget to shake it out. maskimov, maskimov, come here, come here, faster, what, why,
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angel, hello, oh yeah, no, no, i'm, i'm fine, i 'll send you my phone number now, my name is, yeah, here, oh, sent, run it through, please, come on, oh, hello, hello, and i...
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yes, this is some kind of horror, what's so horrible, you had a date at his restaurant, right? yeah, i was a little late, then i saw this nightmare, yeah, from that moment, in more detail, and the thing is, i'm a big specialist in nightmares, the biggest one, well, i saw him dead, and a pool of blood under him, and what, what did you do? i got scared and ran away, yeah, but i beg you, don't tell me about your husband, why take such a risk, girl? because he doesn't even
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notice me, all he has in his head is drinking with friends, work and hunting, that's all, that is , he has a double-barreled gun, i have no idea what it is, it's my fantasy, how many guns does he have, but i haven't counted? well, four or five, but he's more interested in weapons than in me, bastard, what a bastard, and allow me to introduce myself, captain of the nest, you know, i'm not afraid of any jealous husbands at all, or i'm just talking about legends that he makes it up himself and spreads it, by the way, i 've been in hot jets, in cold ones of average lousiness, shut up, igor, husband, where is yours now, he's at a shooting range, at what, vepr ? follow me, vepr, goodbye, goodbye.
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your mother, who are you? hello, we are the police, get out of here, you may not have heard, we are the police, there are a couple of questions, i missed because of you, this is bullshit you've missed before, yeah, come on, man, yeah, if you hit at least one, i'll answer all your questions. here you go, and if not, get out of here with your dog, easy, that is, you 've already gone, no, what should i shoot, but i ask,
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i ask, what are you hinting at, honorably, igor, don't be smart, now you'll see and be amazed, i'm sure, igor, it will fly, i know, launch. i haven't tried it yet , let him try, the sight is off, come on, give it to him, that's really impressive, my school, thank you, i'm listening to you, vadim gursky, you know how it is... oh no, no sgursky, i don't know who that is? well, to put it mildly, a neighbor, your wife diana's bedmate. yes, listen, to me.
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i don't give a damn who diana shares her bed with, i've been living with another woman for a long time, and she's a fool to think that we're still married, well mine's been married for 6 years, that's what she thinks, i sympathize, yeah, yeah, get out of here, yesterday at 10:30 pm, where were you, and i was at my new girlfriend's, she'll gladly confirm my alibi, address, i'm on business , i'm on business, i'll send it, yeah? thank you very much, let's go, let's go, do you hear, chaldean , come on, come on, come on, igor, bye, come on, i'll finish the conversation.
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that the golden deer for the ninety-seventh year for the best joke, check it out, by the way, a jew comes to the doctor, and he has a bandage on his legs, who, who, who had enough brains to take you to the cops for work, golden words, but his cuckoo wo n't start, oh, i noticed too, of course, oh, why did i agree with korchinsky to meet him, i had a small debt to him, which i was going to pay him back, he called and asked me to give all the money to vasya ignatov, so that he would keep quiet, let me pass it on to you, let me
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pass it on to you, take care of the cucumber, here, here, igor, igor, igor, your car someone in the forest, igor, run quickly! yes, i immediately understood that this is not mine, it is not funny, here is maximo, it is not funny, so what? yes, so far nothing, our vasily is delayed, did you find out anything, nothing
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from me either, vasily ignatov, 42 years old, no criminal record, no connections to crime, clean as an angel, and why did korchinsky pay this angel for silence, i don’t know, maybe he became a witness to something, yes, he started blackmailing. is this the idiot you have on your keyboard? no, well, lyosha, everything that is natural is not without an orgasm. is this the idiot you have on your keyboard? rinkton? it's not funny, well, it's not funny, what 's natural, then vasily, well, it depends on who 's asking for the money. they asked him to give it, yeah,
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well then i, vasily, igor, give him the money, korchinsky said, what for silence , okay, i 'm keeping quiet, i'm keeping quiet, what about, vasya, what, you're keeping quiet, i say, what about, are you from the police or something? give me the money, here, yeah, we're from the police, and gorchinsky is dead, op, i knew that all this crap wouldn't end well. i found out about vasnik, run, run, run, that means you're after him, lyosha, you go left, i go right, everyone follow me, into his cauldron,
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don't sit, good boy, go for a walk, listen, but i have nothing to do with it, i just rent him the house , everything, in more detail, i don't know what they didn't share there, but korchensky keeps two men on a chain there, ugh, why, i'm telling you that i don't know where the house is, you'll tell me, i'll tell you, of course, no problem, well then... lifts,
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taxi, taxi, taxi, maxim, what, here, oh, come on, put it, delete it, these sounds are a disgrace through sub-face, igor, even a dog can handle it, of course, a dog, yeah, yeah, look, no smartphone, no, rinkton, yes, i could do it myself, yeah, well, come on, surprise me, do you know how much it costs? yeah, lyosh, lyosh, here igor snatches the phone, go, then, the locks, lyosha, shit, maybe crap, no, no, shit, shit, you know better, the door is knocked out from the start like from a bush. the camera looks at the wall, and not at
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the door, why do you have a camera looking at the wall, and not at the door? so, well, lyosha, igor will not take the apartment, yes, my house is cleaner, but it's not a fact, a fact, a fact, don't swear, really, that's all, did they come, or what, yes, and where are the hostages, the promised ones, and they were chained here, to a hole, no, no, maybe, ran away, get out of here, well, that's right, how lousy they chained me, how lousy they tortured me, yeah, and gursky and korchinsky, they 're businessmen, not bandits, yeah, how touching they tortured me, yeah, listen, listen, interesting.
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and sold weapons to the killers of gursky and kurchinsky, i get what you're trying to achieve, here are a couple more versions like that, i'll just have a stroke, that's all. and you have a better vestria, those who were tortured here, they killed them, well, dumber, more wise, i haven't heard, so, what's this, igor, igor, igor, be careful, there's vandal-proof protection, who, anti you, igor,
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no, open it, of course, open it, i just warned you, yes, there is, what, but there's nothing there, it's been lying here for a long time, i even forgot the code, yeah, well done, listen, educated, listened, what is it, it's blue, blue igor, and i said, what is it, sit down, i'll tell you a story.
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i'm guilty, he didn't warn me, you didn't warn me, did you? well, it's pointless, he doesn't look in the mirror in principle, and you look at yourself in the mirror, in principle, yu, come on, come on, give it here, you take it yourself, oops, oops,
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oops, it seems i'm stuck on something, i don't understand, it's just that someone has too much sweets, come on guys, come on, come on... well, let's get down to business, it's clear that krutov and mogilin are swindlers, but they're not a murderer, lyoshnik, they were chained and tortured, they were taking revenge, you see, they killed their offenders, and there will be fewer murders, that's what
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's bad.
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i wounded you, what good are you now, don't leave me, do you hear? they'll come, there will be a lot of noise, don't leave me, you clean up the traces after me, i'm a hostage of my own feet, he runs up and starts beating me, she collects trash from all the garbage dumps, he beat her with rubber bands with truncheons, i was not detained at all by any mi... they won't let me into the kitchen, they shut off all the water, i took everything out, gold, equipment, he had it there in slavery, everyone says that an operation
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a child into the future, it is important to give him the most necessary things. and from whom did krasko's last love run away to spain, it was terrible, that is, in general i had such a feeling that the ground just went out from under my feet, continuation of the multi-part investigation based on
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real events, on sunday at 20:00 on ntv. what an interesting reaction there was just now, lyosh, yes, what is it? i want to ask you, what are you hiding there? nothing, nothing, and if i find it, what happened anyway? they reported about shootout at an abandoned factory. oh, this is my chance! igor, calm down! what's wrong? igor, don't, igor, leave the gun and give it to me, i can, i can, can you shoot your face off ? it's none of your business, give it to me? okay, but do you have any bullets? no, well, take my bullets, come on, look, they'd be shit, yeah, explosive, igor, oh, here, thank you for that, what
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else are you going to shoot your face off with? hello, something 's hiding, thank you, lyosha, where are you going, later, lenochka, later, hi, elina nikolaevna, you're great, you too, i know. kindergarten, last bullets, listen, we 'll never run away from him, we won't
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run away anymore, everyone should part ways. places, and what kind of support group is this, did they come to support us or him, lesha, vactank, polyutsiya, yeah, what! lie down, what a bastard you are, this is shit, oh, yeah,
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yeah. well, that's it, it's the end for everyone. what the fuck! what nonsense? and we'll need this. don't touch
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the judivykh, that's my duty. "stand still, i'm warning you, i have a special pantron here, i kept it for myself, finally,
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well, that's it, let's go, wait, we don't leave witnesses. listen, why, he's already blue, look at him, i saw this, no need, good night, got it, lemonida, that's it, i saved your life, or maybe i saved yours, why is that, my gun, mine, ah, well then you rest, do you hear, you yourself?
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a separate little blessing, from the villains, probably, and from them too, yes, what is this, this is igor a grenade, this is a grenade, it, yes, this is a sham, that i can't tell a sham from a grenade, igor, it's real, who are you kidding, you're fooling me, i know your shitty scams, igor , lie down and beat me. from the son of the moon.

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