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one dead model, this is an accident, and two - a pattern, do you think a double murder?
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i don't think so, i say, today. but you feel what gary, i work with difficulty, by the way, gary, did you remember the name of the olikalone you use, i can't remember, i was accidentally doused with it, okay, you don't want to say it, don't say it, so, well, everything is clear, usual? suicide disguised as an accident, yeah, explain, igor, why would a young, handsome, successful man commit suicide? so, i'll explain for the stupid: apparently, it was brigitte barda who felt that i was already approaching, well, here's the result, stupid, in general, as always, oh my god, no need, blah-blah, slender
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news, i even think, beautiful, study better. i wish i had, while i live, igor, don't scare my mirror, if it cracks now, get out of here, the picture is identical, the blood of the deceased is the same drug in a lethal dose, so i don't understand, did she break, or did she still have an overdose, but... at the time of the accident she was already dead. or maybe the models didn't suspect anything, and took it for ordinary cocaine? an accident, in general, maybe the models thought it was ordinary cocaine, but the one who gave it to them knew everything for sure, so it's murder, lesh, yes, a printout, last message from bridget's phone, white
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chinese - is it certain death, looks like a threat, well, or a warning, like stay away? from this guy, i'm right, hello, tell me, please, did you find out the name of the cologne from maximov, i'm working on it, and what is this? this is lemonidov, a coffin, oh, my god, women go crazy about this, that's when they have this aquiline nose, it looks better like some kind of wart, what do you do at work, do you at least know anything about this white chinese guy, i don't know who this two are, it's shameful, the man is connected with two
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murders, and you chew gum on your nose, yeah, no-no, it's not him, this one is completely unclear, what gender and orientation, no, well, he's definitely not chinese, we checked all the numbers from which bridget was called, among her contacts there is a certain roman, a man with a pronounced oriental appearance, yeah, he was charged with pimping , of course, he doesn't look like a chinese at all, but he may be somehow connected with him, for pimping, yeah, great, i suggest we penetrate his nest right away. i'm even ready for self-sacrifice, i'll rent a room in a hotel, invite a model, well, and there as it will fit, only you need to pick out a more respectable outfit.
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to record us, oh, you've perverted it, such an undercover, so you're a cop, yes, yes, where, leggings , where are you, come on, come on, torture me, wet me, hello, rom, come here, we have problems, well, come on even harder, romka, help me, well, why are you looking at me, i don't know in what he's in the room, you're our dog, you look for it, huh? oh, romka, hi, you can't hit me by my appearance, roma, i get it, at least our hearing is fine,
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lyosha, we're going to your place upstairs, we don't want to pay for pleasure, yeah, yeah, they have to pay me for, roma, it's a cop, roma, it's a cop, roma, where are you? everything's fine, where's - where's
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the second one, i'll give you the nit, don't give up, catch until the end, then we'll swap, you 're a pimp, roman, i'm not a pimp. i'm a fighter for women's rights, and you're the last one who called this bridget, to warn and say that she was fired, why? nothing to engage in amateur activities and sell cocaine, and where did she get it from? not from me, i don’t do such crap, yeah, suzanne probably supplied it, she’s a real bitch, no, hands, come here, no, don’t ask me
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and you anzhelika and bridzhitka, well models, well you know, i don't remember, you know, i had so many of them, oh, doctor, and how many did i have, and gatra, and freida, and roman with some dude, then limonida joined in, listen, what are we going to put off, that's what, you'll drink, like this, here, well then undress. doctor, i just
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can't undress completely, no, i can take everything off, except for my hat and jacket, i immediately realized that you are a criminal, a doctor, a self-mutilator, just don't tell anyone about this. this is a doctor-patient confidentiality, the police will arrive soon, let's get him to the operating room quickly, i don't understand, what kind of nonsense is this? preoperative, dalin, everything zanna came
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well, what do you want from me? am i an ordinary doctor? no, doctor, you're a serial killer, i'm just a regular cop. here, yeah, leave me alone, what is this? ugh, my god, this is more like a weapon of mass destruction. sick, stop, i'm not sick. i'm a cop, i don't look like it, because i'm fucking handsome,
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you guys, i said, get away from me, i'm from the police, i'm a killer, and i'm a ballerina, the best in my weight class, you bearded bastard, i 'll show you how to be a ballerina now. doctor, what about the oath, do no harm, and it won't harm you to put a couple more holes in your head, what did you bring, he'll need it, later in the cell,
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got it, oh! it didn't work, no, you'll get mad if you get together. he's pretending,
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he shot the column, he missed, and you missed too, and if anything , come in, we treat short-sighted policemen without waiting in line, and lyosha, max, listen. i want to buy something in the perfume shop, lyosha, it's not very convenient for me to talk now, you hear me, i've heard you say more than once, your adicalon was high, hello, excuse me, could you shoot a little quieter, unfortunately, i can't help you, okay, come on, bye, yeah, got you, yeah, there's no way out of here,
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open up! now we'll smoke you out like a hamster from a hole, set it on fire, let me vgulap, pozhik,
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and igor, how are you, you won't wait, until yes, it won't last long, it won't last long, it's already much better, come on, oh, bastards, calm down, here! no one will dress you, calm down, on the pain , calm down, on you bastard, these are koloby, a control shot to the head, well done, these are all the options. trulya,
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swore an oath to gypsocrates, now we'll do u... everything will be fine, give yourself a shot, mad dog, don't i'll give in, tru-la-la, what will you do, he was a policeman, you know how to do artificial respiration, go ahead. paramedics, no, well, i have no words left, there are only ones left, monations, igor.
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i've never killed anyone before today, wait a second, what about the white chinese for the model? what, i, i just replaced the expensive cocaine with a cheap fake, i called the girls to warn them, but, but it was too late, apparently, i can't save you. i've just been correcting nature's mistakes all my life, i'm not a criminal, i'm sick, can you breathe? escolops, i'll get you
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i'll dismember you with my own hands when i get my flexibility back. i'll bring a sledgehammer. are you crazy? he's almost in unesco, he was nesting here, i like edea, i like her too, let's put you in front of the... department to please these pigeons, give me a mirror, i want to look at myself in memory, buckle up, i'm going in the wrong direction, i'm going you.
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smell for a man is a clean body, oh, i can't arrange that today, only tomorrow, that's it, the clean body is gone. and who did this to you? you, apparently, when they carved him out of cement, didn't cut everything off, they carved you out, and i just scared those idiots from the beauty clinic, they beat you the other way around, for free, they gave me a light one plastic, and this is not the end of the gremanids,
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attentiveness, op, and amazing, and so even better, yeah, i'll take you and throw you to hell. i'll go work as a model, by the way, they've already even offered me to work as a mannequin, true, pathetic, you couldn't say it better, igor, that's it.

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