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fyodorovka village, tver region, so right, clear, good, go, get registered, thank you, nikolay, nikolach, yes, come on, have a nice belly, thank you, yes, it's hot, yes, watch out there, so that there are no excesses, nikolay nikolaevich, yeah.
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maksimka, i see you're getting ready to go fishing again, get ready , dude, tomorrow i'll be driven like cows, push me in the morning, i want to go out early, at dawn, you'll wake up right away, kotnin, the best bite is at dawn, oh, some people go fishing here, but there's no fish, there's almost no flies, though, tomorrow i'll catch some crucian carp. oh, mark my words, don't come back without fish, let's do it, eat, eat, eat, quickly, quickly, i'm coming, coming, coming, coming.
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sit, well done, quiet, well done, with god.
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so mukhtar, in my opinion, things will go well between us, but be quiet, you idiot, come here, go here! you'll scare away all the fish, quietly, stop, here 's a bait for you.
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look, mikha, it's not your nephew working here, he found where to fish, the fish weren't biting, and he seems to be sleeping. what were we dozing off for? wow, what's the matter, there's no flies, again we're without
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fish, well, what about... home, nina's probably cooking up some cabbage soup there, huh? well, auntie, again we're without fish, god bless her, and what's wrong with you, what happened? it happened, maksimnka, liska novikova's child went missing, mikhailovich's granddaughter, when she disappeared, the cellars with the girls went into the forest, she got away, yeah, mashenka only five years old, and what are they going to look for now?
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dna, today at 17:50 on ntv, eat. right, have fun without alcohol and refuse vapes and cigarettes, we are waiting only for you on takzdorovno.ru, excuse me, please, do you have any thing, wave, what, well, i need some thing of your daughter, i'll let the dog sniff, maybe he will pick up the scent, i have a handkerchief, yeah, great, thanks, maksimka, yeah, here you go, what is this, i packed some food for you, don't be embarrassed this morning, okay, thanks, fly, nearby.
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mashenka, daddy! masha, car ! mashenka! masha! masha!
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moshenka, that's it, fly, rest stop, let's have a bite to eat, come here, lie down, lie down, well done, you will, you won't.
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i see, well done, hit, hit, hit, well done, come on, well done! okay, that's it, fly, otherwise we might find mashenka, she hasn't eaten anything since morning, she's also hungry, you understand, you understand, that's it, let 's look, forward, forward, forward.
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well done, fly. well done, well done, to mukhtar, eat, mashenka, you eat yourself, mukhtar is full, and you are hungry, you haven’t eaten anything since morning, maxim, and how did you find me? you mukhtar found you, here, he sniffed your handkerchief, mom gave it to him, he found you by the smell, well done, mukhtar, eat, yourself,
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eat, eat, well done, mashenka, let’s get ready to go home, then mom, probably cried her eyes out, yeah, well done. go ahead, give me your hand, let’s go.
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mashenka, how did you get away from the girls, and i saw hedgehog, yeah, he, uh, he ran away from me, i climbed into the bushes after him, he ran. ran away, didn’t have time to grab him, and already got up, looked around, no girls, i got bored, and i and i climbed under the tree, yeah, fell asleep, probably, yeah, didn't notice, okay, oh well, we'll be home soon, and mom won't scold me, no, of course she won't, she'll be very happy, kiss you, hug you, and if i throw a stick to mukhtar, he 'll bring it to me, of course he'll bring it, try it, mukhsart. take it, take it, take it, come on, bring it, who threw you the stick, bring it, bring it, well done, well done, and port, citizens,
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the police called, two escaped from the tver colony again. mashenka, i'll go away for wait a minute, i need, okay, you will play with mukhtar, okay, of course, i will play , well done, mukhtar, don't move away for a step, got it, oh,
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well done, well done, good mukhtar, good, good, mashenka, listen to me carefully, i can't walk you any further, i met two uncles, and they need my help, you will go home with mukhtar, okay, well done, hold him tightly by the collar so that he doesn't get lost and don't let go until you get home, you got me, well done, good girl, he won't leave me, let's go nutar, home, home, you're in such a hurry, murtar, eat right, have fun without alcohol, and give up vapes and cigarettes, we're waiting for you on takzdor.ru, very soon a new, eighth season of our favorite show will start on ntv, you're super, and the eight, as
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hi guys, god himself sent you to me. guys, can you tell me how to get to fyodorovka, because i got lost somehow. and where are you from? well, from fyodorovka, i am there on vacation with my aunt, so i decided to go pick mushrooms and got lost. where is it? your basket rattle basket who knows where she put it probably somewhere already wandering for hours well so what guys which way is fedorovka tell me so man look walk all the time so that the sun is on your
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right behind your back on the right don't twitch or you'll get a bullet in the spine guys what did you say don't twitch hey guys wait take off your clothes quickly. guys, yeah yeah what are you guys, mukhtar, don't hurry, where are you in such a hurry, oh mukhtar, look, hedgehog, there he runs, mukhtar, don't hurry, okay mukhtar, don't be afraid, i won't leave you. so over here, here, here, here, here, here , here, here, here, quickly, quickly, well, faster, faster , you'll make it
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, faster, listen, bear, at least give me a jacket , you'll get all fishy, ​​tie me up, come on tighter, it's ready, guys, if you surrender yourself, there won't be a new term, it 'll be limited to a punishment cell, think about it, how do you know all this, dude, you're a champion , no, i'm a lawyer, an attorney, hold your tongue, a lawyer, "you're lucky i'm not a wetback, otherwise you'd be lying in this forest forever, and now you'll be lucky, he'll find you, someone will untie you, you got me, i got it, how could i not get it, well then consider it agreed, bear, where shall we go,
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maybe to fyodorovka, and i wouldn't advise it, fyodorovka was brought to a carload of soldiers this morning, i think, to look for you, he's lying, or maybe he's not lying, bear, take care." takes care, okay, let's go to the mountains, well, bye, lawyer, don't be bored, don't be bored, have a safe journey.
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mukhtar, my friend, i knew you'd find me, fly, no, no, no, well done, well done, you got mashenka, everything's fine, well done, come on. come to me, come, try to untie,
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well done, come on, here, take, take, take, come on, come on, fly, quiet, quiet, quiet, come on, come on, come on, buddy , that's it, well done, come on, come on, brother, well done, well done! well done, well done, fly, that 's a good boy, well done, fly, well done, well done, so, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, well done, well done , forward,
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chepki, who took my report on operational work for the second quarter? i didn't take it, maybe max, well i don't know who took it, i hope it was max and not the bogeyman, come on, contact him and let him tell me where he put the report, who did you contact, max, not the bogeyman, len, well he's on vacation, what's wrong with you, or something what, he doesn't have a mobile phone with him, call urgently, what do i need to hand over,
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hello? yeah, what report, man, go away, go away with your report, and don't call here anymore, what's going on, my godfather called, asked when you'd be back, who didn't understand, okay, let's go, lead! come on, come on, come on, stop,
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i'll shoot, comrade ensign, they're here, where are they, they rushed there, come on, follow me, ear, forward, forward, forward, forward, they're lying down, hands behind their backs, take the second hatch.
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they hooked me instead of my clothes, that's what he shoved at me, he's got my clothes on, you know, flies, come to me, well done, it's okay, we'll figure it out, well done , well done, quiet, come on, lift him up, get up, yes, i'm a local from fyodorovka, what are you guys attacking with dogs and machine guns for, yes, men, i'm telling you, he's got my clothes on, you know, he took them off me, well, that one threw away the pistol on the run, he didn't throw it away, we'll figure it out, gray-haired, come on, put handcuffs on him, hand behind his back, third, third, i'm the eighth, third, answer the eighth, eighth, eighth, i'm listening to you, hello, third, comrade major,
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this is warrant officer solomatin reporting, what are you doing darling, you were a bird in a cage, you were definitely detained. so where is the report, shchepkin? i don't know, alena, well , you called max, called, so what? well , some strange guy there picked up the phone, sent
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me far away, that's all. yeah, he sent me, yeah, he'll get me now. that's all. so, well, citizens, let's figure it out, who's going to start, i'm maxim zharov, senior police lieutenant, from moscow, yes, i'm a local from fyodorovka, i was visiting my aunt, i went into the forest to... got lost, guys, contact the chukinsky ovd or the fyodorovsky village council, they 'll confirm everything for you, and i don't know about these housing offices at all saw, heard a shot, got scared, ran, and look at his tattoos, well, at his face, and look at yourself, mug, shut up,
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quiet. lena, who is lena? lena, a friend from moscow, police captain, brusnikina, elena vladimirovna, my boss, we 'll check now who lena is. hello, lena, zharov, is that you? no, it's not him, huh? who, introduce yourself, please, what? yes, what are you doing, immediately hand the phone over to zharov, this is ensign solomatin of the internal troops speaking, please introduce yourself, this is him speaking, police captain brusnikina, please report where you got this phone from, what the hell
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is going on there and where is senior lieutenant zharov? we are establishing his identity, comrade captain. and senior lieutenant zharov is here nearby, please give him the phone, yes sir, senior lieutenant, is this you, hello, len, hi, listening to you, no, i am listening to you, what the hell is going on there, where are you, yes, it’s a misunderstanding, but everything is fine now, what a misunderstanding, where is the report for the second half of the year, it’s in your closet in blue folder, on the third... well, that's it, bye.
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department, i'm catching up, thank you, starey, for your service, yes, you're welcome, well, how is it that you're welcome, if it weren't for you, then i don't know what would have happened, you explain to me one thing, how did they manage to get you. yes , i didn't want to make noise, after all, how did i end up in the forest, our local girl got lost, well, i found her, they were already on their way home, then these, well, i had to send her home with the dog, i played the fool so that god forbid they wouldn't run into her, i understand, well, then good luck to you, starley, thanks for your help, i serve the fatherland, be healthy! happy, petrov, accept, well, come on, load, right, march, that's it, healthy, happy,
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and rocky's legs were burning. you can't tie everyone up yourself, you'll have to break the law, but the situation requires it, it's clearly plays her own game, it's dangerous to keep her close to you, do it yourself, do what you promised, what are you
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doing outrageously, who are you anyway, a man with a gun, do you understand? tverskaya today at 20:00 on ntv. well, why are you getting ready so early, maksimka? well, well, i'd like to stay for another two or three days, well, i can't, tyutnik, after a week's work, and i still have business in moscow. what business can there be during a vacation? well, i can't , auntie. you're leaving, maksim andreevich. yes, that's it. hello, mashenka, how are you? okay, well done, come on, maksim andreevich, we'll do it to you grateful, but stop it, you've already thanked me a thousand times, well, that's it, auntie, let's say goodbye, maksimonka, you come next year, definitely, okay , go fishing again, judge, i 'm not much of a fisherman, no tail, no scales, well, okay,
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let's see, let's go, fly, maksim andreevich, we 've collected here. what you won't disdain, there's honey and jam here, here are the bream, oh, well, thank you very much, well, fly, we 're still going with you, with the fish, let's go, come on, go ahead, well done, goodbye, uncle maksim, come on, bye, come on, don't get lost, that's it, come on, goodbye, goodbye.
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my gratitude will find him in moscow. oh, what are you hiding, grandpa! hello, oh, hello, mail, yeah, thank you, that's it, you can go, thank you, yeah. hmm, interesting, the village of fyodorovka, tver region. hmm, yes, if you allow me,
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nikolay nikolaevich, come in, sit down, so what? just a minute, yeah, len, tell me, please, when is zharov returning from vacation, it seems, after tomorrow, yes, just ask, a letter of thanks came from the hero's homeland, read what he is there did. normal move on major pulls nikolaych, right?
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thank you, well thank you, mukhtar, give me your paw! well done, and this is in you,
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grisha, you understood everything, of course, irina andreyevna, everything will be in a human form, sashunya, listen. uncle clown, okay, mom, mom, we 're going, mom, mom, let's go, let's go, sanyok, bye, bye, well, shall we play, yes, seriously, look, look, look, by the nose, by the nose, by the nose, oh, let go, let go, sashenka, well, were you a smart boy? yes, and where
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is clown grisha? gone. how did he leave? he went to the same place as our money. in short, the money disappeared, the jewelry some, this grisha made clowns out of us ourselves, a lot disappeared, 4.0 dollars, a few euros, a couple of hundred rubles, a couple of my gold chains, one 20 grams. didi player, video camera, digital, here is the list, description, numbers, equipment, and was the money lying in plain sight, or what? no, the child showed it himself, this bastard asked him, said that money was needed for the game,
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your grandmother was at home, and what about her, what about her, she is at such an age that she is not much different from furniture, pasha, don't you dare talk about mom like that, ira, well that's true, yes, by the way, here, oh, the clown forgot his nose, uh... oh, he didn't forget it, he put it on mom, he made fun of mom, the bastard, how could he, can you imagine an elderly woman, a clone?
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the same, here, here's this ad, well , i understand, but i'm wondering, guys, you kind of responded to the ad, and called, a made-up guy from the street came to you, and you just left him at home alone with the child, everything as it should be, i understand everything, but the thing is that he worked for us for 2 days when my wife was at home, yes, he tried very hard and the child i liked him, he had some papers from the company, every day we signed the strips, i sent him a copy of the passport. i made a clown, and as i understand it, you only saw the clown in makeup, and you can recognize him by his voice, if anything? i don’t know, it seemed to me that he was always speaking in a voice that wasn’t his own, some kind of artificial one, the clown came to your house already in makeup, right? yes, we said, yes, yeah, well, then how are you sure that this is his passport? damn, you didn’t think about it? and you? so, let’s
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get back to business, maybe something remember something else, did grandma remember something, i don't know, the child, there are some little things that are important to us, grandma, grandma, yes, grandma is sometimes not understood, what is her name, grandma, but it's true, ira, and the child, um, it's unlikely that he noticed anything, you understand, he has already suffered psychological trauma after all this, we wouldn't really want you to torment him with questions, yes, if possible, no, please understand, we will still have to come, at least to take fingerprints, especially since he probably has them there left, i think nothing will come of it, the clown was wearing gloves, well, okay, that's it then, we have your phone numbers, if we know anything, we'll contact you, thank you, maxim, please take me there, i hope something will work out for you, thank you, goodbye. goodbye,
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well, gentlemen operatives, what are your thoughts on this case, the city is in the european part.
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we have it ourselves, that is, you think the clown is a professional, i don't know, i'll go to the circus, i'll consult, okay, okay, go, go, just don't be too hard on the clowns laugh, otherwise your stomach will hurt, i 'll try, fly, will you go to the circus?
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so what do you say? my brother 's nose was cut off, well, just kidding, i keep myself in professional shape, i understand, so what about the nose, it's the consequences of a venereal disease, some noses fall off, let's be serious, i'm at work too, well, a nose like a nose, homemade, not purchased, well, maybe some special features, well, what? well, everyone makes noses like that, starting with circus school, everyone, that is, it could have been made by a clown who graduated from circus school, so yeah, yes, circus school, circus school,
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nothing has... changed, listen, and red-haired romka still works there, romka works, only he started drinking more, how can he drink, he doesn't drink, he's a buddhist, you'll quickly stop being a buddhist from such a life, that's right, and you're in our dorm settled down, yes from the circus, from the circus, from the circus, of course, everything is there under the tie, under the toy, how did you manage, well, i have an acquaintance, bets, the main thing, the main thing is that he lives, lives, lives, well, an acquaintance is good, for an acquaintance, a good acquaintance, listen, do you have your own skits, well, there is something, so, but you will show, yes, to show, yes, well, what, no, well, what are you, are you afraid or something that we will steal, well, we are interested in how it works in saratov these days, no, no, guys, i will show, and you a little on camera,
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la-la-la yes, where did we get a camera from? no, well , i, it's a joke, a joke, okay, a joke, yeah, listen, well, show it, well, you'll be showing it to the audience, okay, ok, no, well, i have one number there, but i'm really not very confident in it yet, well, well, i don't work much , well, i'm rehearsing, rehearsing, well, so, and we'll see, maybe we'll advise something, give us a hint, what - the local audience bites, of course, yeah, well, ok, oh, ah, the soup is ready, come on, no, soup, then, no, then, at the beginning there's a skit, a fly, and you know what the second problem is our only, love of conversation, this is his first problem, the second, tolyan loves to eat well, and do you know what the third one is?
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