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this is definitely to say a huge thank you, because for 60 years now, all the children of the country, of course, every evening are waiting for you to hear these cherished, good evening, good night, good night, girls and boys, good night, friends, yes, pleasant dreams to you, thank you very much for visiting us, once again congratulations, well, to our little viewers who are now here.
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hey, long time no see, katanas, and you know that i am with you not only here, but on the children's sbi card, which parents can open for free for everyone from 6 to 13 years old. here this is a miracle! hello! hello everyone! and welcome to the entertainment show for the whole family, a miracle! in our project, we meet talented kids and watch their unique skills right in our studio! dear friends, sit back, make your tvs louder and get ready to see a real miracle! we are starting! our participant,
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when she grows up, will never say the phrase: i have nothing to wear, young fashionista, beauty, model, valya savushkina, what do we have here, claudia shifer, let's stop here, let's look at all the viewers, yeah. thank you, thank you, thank you, valya, my name is arseniy, your name is valya, yeah, i won't ask how old you are, because it's not always nice and not always appropriate, tell me, did you pick out your wardrobe yourself, look, your shoes match your handbag, your handbag matches your brooch, the brooch rhymes, there's such a word with a hairpin, yeah, yeah, you picked out your clothes yourself. or did someone help you,
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did someone help, who is this secret assistant, is he in the audience, is it mom, it was mom who helped you, that is, we can say that you mom is also a fashionista, yeah, yeah, you usually go shopping with mom, yeah, yeah, well maybe you can tell me where you've already participated, maybe there was some kind of fashion show or maybe a model casting, i'm going to do some... here you're going to do fashion shows, and you yourself, how about, well, maybe you've participated in some kind of photo shoots, maybe you posed somewhere, as you know, such a tired person, well yeah, yeah, who took your picture, mom took the picture, that is, you're a model, mom takes your picture, you pick it out together outfits where do you then put these photos on, well then we take photos, so here you are with her.
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you do it with her, and i do it and take photos, and we took pictures, it turned out to be a photo, and then i go home, and where do you leave the photos on the street? no, mom looks, what 's wrong, and that's right, those photos that are correct, where do they go then? and they go, but well where are my photos? and where are your photos? is this some kind of photo? no, where am i little, where are you little, and where can you see all this, well where is yellow, red, blue, green, that's how we cover up all social networks, that's right, who came with you today, katya and mom, let's get to know them, yeah , come on, hello, hello, we started asking questions here, we still haven't figured out where the photos go? and the album
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she was talking about is a professional portfolio that she works with, is it somewhere in the public domain or is it stored at your home no is it for castings secret, where have you already taken part, maybe some commercial shoots, yeah, definitely, she's been doing this for a year now and quite successfully, yeah, here's the last photo shoot, how much money did it bring into the family budget, well that's, okay, well, what, 3,000 an hour, 3,000 an hour, yeah, so interesting, val, what do you buy with the money you earn from your labor, a phone, did you buy yourself a phone, no, it's just... i dream about it, and tell me, this money that everyone talks about, have you ever seen it? look, you took some photos, yes, everyone liked the photos, yes, and you're entitled to a fee of 3,000 an hour, yes, you
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were given this money, m, no, it's for mom, everything is for mom, yeah, so that i don't lose it, so that you don't lose it, yeah, because... she loses it, no, she's an adult, where does she put the money later? in her wallet, where does she put her wallet? in her pocket, in the pocket of what? next to her, um, with her pocket. well, really , it's better not to tell strangers such information. we agreed? the main thing is that the money is safe with mom? yes, so that she doesn't mess around, but she's reliable. a reliable person, reliable, she tries to be reliable, tries to be reliable, with all her might. val, it seems to me that most of all you like to go shopping, and i suggest that right now you and i
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go to the miracle showroom, are you ready? yes, and my stage image is a cat, or rather a sparkler. in general, i'm in character. one, two, three! 1 2 3 we arrived with you at the miracle showroom, let's go get dressed, yes, let's go, i'll give you a task now, i'll help you walk around with a basket, a classic situation, you need to pick three images, you need an image for going to the theater, thank you, i know that too , thank you, the second is for a party with girlfriends, the third is for going to the park, let's start with going to the theatre, come on, what outfit would suit us, so something like a fitting room,
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these glasses, also glasses, darling, but you already have glasses, let's take them, yeah, and you 'll see well in the theatre with dark glasses, right? yeah, if anything, i'll take them off later, if anything, we'll take them off, let's take them, what else, so, now, this, this, this dress, let's take them, yeah, yeah, so, now, you, really, don't be shy, choose whatever you want, yeah, i rarely say things like that, look, we have a top, we have glasses, for going to the theatre, we probably need shoes, some kind of shoes, we won't go barefoot, so, let's go, then these, there's already a change, yeah, let me show you quickly, we have pink and white, fine, yeah, and then, if anything, we'll change into black, yeah, not cheap, great, i
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think we're for the theater, well, we've more than collected things, let's now put together a second look for a meeting with girlfriends, come on, so... do you have girlfriends? and no, why don't you have girlfriends? well, because he, they're on another floor, and you have girlfriends on another floor, for example, sonya is there, yeah, well, it turns out, you have girlfriends, sonya also likes dress up? yeah, let's dress up so that sonya likes it, come on, come on, listen, valya, you're not paying attention, here, by the way, look, it looks like a mouse with ears and a pink handbag are already included. and if anything, i'll take this next time, or maybe we'll take it now too, suddenly it'll fit us in the fitting room, come on, come on, yeah, look, we took a dress, we need it for a party with girlfriends, i 'll remind you, some shoes, well, look, if we have a pink handbag, maybe we'll go with it
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let's take it, you see you have a black handbag, black shoes, with a pink handbag, let's take the pink heads, come on, come on, well then take them, let 's go to the meeting. for a trip to the park , yeah, yeah, if this is inexpensive, then inexpensive, yeah, i'm afraid to find out what expensive is, look, there's also a skirt here, let's take it with the skirt, let's take it, the better the more, the better the more, for a walk in the park we don't have enough shoes, so we don't have enough shoes, we don't have enough shoes, well then let's take them, look, we have this black jacket, leopard pants, there will be pink
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sneakers like these, yeah, yeah, let's take them, i would also, you know what, since we're going to the fitting room with you, it's very important for us to have the opportunity to choose, yeah, maybe we'll take another look, there's another one, you see, there's a little thing hanging there with a handbag, oh, let's take this one, if it's chilly, you can just throw it on yourself, yeah, i dream of a white handbag, did you only dream of a white handbag? so what, then let's wave to all our viewers, you're going to the fitting room, i'll deliver it to you there, yeah, here you go, if anything, shout, well, let's see what we've got, the first look, going to the theatre.
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let's take the next look, a look for meeting up with girlfriends. let's take and finally, a look for going to the park, meet valya savushkina. so, valya, we've really enjoyed watching you go
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shopping, how you can combine outfits, how you can present them later, you've done everything just perfectly, of course, correctly, but we need to do one more thing, are you ready, yes, then bring us a gift, yeah, a phone! phone, have you dreamed of a phone? yes, you got it. well, now i suggest that you go to the miracle chair in your new clothes and with your new phone to talk to our country. are you ready? yes, let's go, i wish all the kids and myself that their parents don't argue, that they... buy them kolnichnaya ice cream and buy them lots
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of toys. i think that everything will be like that, at least when it comes to strawberry ice cream. valya savushkina, you are a miracle, in a moment we will continue. open jardin gold, enjoy its rich aroma.
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didn't love her, i wouldn't have been looking for her for 35 years, for the first time i don't want tdna to confirm their relationship, i open the dna envelope on monday at 17:50 on ntv. he can play a musical instrument, cooks deliciously, says about himself: "i'm a sweetheart, a real son of my mother's friend." fedya korsakov. so, well, tell me, what kind of instrument is that? ukulele, ukulele is a small guitar, right, it's a guitar, can i see your guitar? yeah, yeah, yeah, i
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hold it right, no, like this, well , like this, and how should it be right, yeah, i wonder, and what should i do with it next? and you play like this, yeah, maybe you should try to play something for us, give us some early ones, ok, let me think about it, smoke on the water, yeah, let's go, so, the official tribute to the band , fedya, play, the sun is shining in the window for us in the morning, singing a song about mommy
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, a simple song, we sing cheerfully, we also call mommy the sun, the children know, the children know, mommy can. all over the world, we'll sing this song, my mommy's, well bravo, and don't believe that smoke on the water is smoke over water, it's a song about the sun, that's how it sounds in russian, fedya, i want you to tell me, what are you into, i already i don't remember what i do, you don't remember what anymore, let me list them, and if they guess, you say, yes, with this, do you like to cook? and that yes, yes, that yes, do you like to play games, not really, not really, let's clean, do you like to
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make your mom smile, very, i love it a lot, i love it a lot, i'll even bend two fingers, do you like to make cocktails, yes, yes, mom said it was delicious, i asked how to do it, and i learned, yeah? and what's your favorite? chocolate, and how old were you when you first tried to make cocktail? well, i didn't know how to make a cocktail when i was one year old? when did you? no, when i was an adult, my mother told me how to make a cocktail, those distant times, fedya, what's your mother's name? eva, eva, and my father, i 'll guess, adam no, no, what's your father's name? styopa, styopa, daddy styopa? tell me, how often does your child drink a cocktail? periodically. he likes the very moment of stirring, mixing, fantasy, improvisation and
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the result that he gets. ah, well, that is, he is first and foremost a bartender. and other people taste it, well, that's for me i like it. fedya, what if i ask you to teach me how to make a cocktail? can you do it? or is it difficult, will i never succeed? it's, it's... it's very easy, well , maybe then we'll be transported together to a miracle cafe and you 'll show me everything, yes, let's play the guitar again and the sofa will start moving, yeah, come on , strum, strum, make some music for us, please, come on, you on this guitar, and i on an imaginary one, you can hear the music, right? now look where we've come, to some cafe, some cafe, this is our miracle. cafe, let's go there faster, so i've already learned the barman's gait, come up here,
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so, well, first of all, there are a lot of ingredients here, i don't understand anything, let me just be a visitor, and you, a five-year-old barman, so, we came up with three names for a cocktail for you, and you, why is it always so little, well, we'll start with one, let's take turns, the first cocktail is called: just a miracle cocktail, yeah, let 's make it, well, i need a cocktail now, i just broke some cookies for cocktails now, do you want to have a snack first, right, no, i'm for a cocktail, for a cocktail , cookies for a cocktail, so, and the glass will be this one, okay, and you, maybe put it down, my hands are busy, i can't put it down, oh you sly fox, you took the cookie and your hands are busy, okay, yeah, that's how it was with but i was going to, do i understand correctly, there is no recipe, we're just improvising, well, yeah, if anything, i want to add something really tasty to the cocktail,
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i'll add this one. donut, donut, come on, yeah, sure, i'll try, yeah, sure, i need to try it first, okay, well, delicious, delicious, let's go, so, we have a cookie, a bitten donut, let's not forget about it, so, what else are we definitely going to put here, this miracle cocktail, well, let's add this, this, yeah, i just really love this, yeah, did i get it right, the miracle cocktail includes everything you love, no, no, okay, there's still a secret somewhere, look, the cocktail... is usually drunk, but we don't have any liquid here yet, well, let's add this, chewing water from a wafer, and it's not carbonated, maybe carbonated, you won't try it then, no, i just don't like it carbonated, well, there will be another drink, so well, something is boiling there, and then we will add it there, so that this donut mixes, so that it is not there, got it, we do it, and there is cream, now just a second, i
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will turn it on, so that she looks at me and says: how great that he eats so many sweets, i can just feel her voice, so, well, i think everything is ready there, we turn it off, yeah, so, let's see, a puff now, well, something liquid, it doesn't look like it, it's as if some kind of cutlet mixed, yeah, maybe we'll try to pour it into a glass, come on, and then we'll just decorate, the client will be testing it anyway, it doesn't matter to us, pour,
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i'm pouring, by the way, our show, you know, is called a miracle, that's not the full name, it says, you're a miracle, arseny, do everything yourself, the kids will just be nearby, yeah, i'll remind you that i'm a visitor, so like this, i'll say it, oh-oh, just a little bit, like this, yeah, yeah, i left in time, i'll add lots and lots of worms. it's looking pretty, yeah, yeah, and what about the straws, go here, that's it, that's it, you want a cocktail, come on we'll treat you, i'll just clean this up, let's clean it up, how are we going to clean it up, climb, climb, uh-huh, so, well, you! you deserve
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a tip, well, go ahead, you know what, let your mom try it, come on to dad, come on to dad, i don't feel sorry for dad, yeah, you'll take it to him yourself, yeah, as they say, why do we need children, so that we have someone to serve us a cocktail in old age, hold this, please, i'll try it all now and give it to you, and dear dad, no, no, no, stand up, stand up, we want to see you drink it, yeah, amazing, amazing, well then, to the bottom, well done, thank you, son, you don't have to finish him off, let's give dad a round of applause, yes, it's true, amazing, his steel stomach, fedya, come back soon, can we pack him up and bring him home, of course, we'll even ask you to send us a video confirmation so we can drink it, but we
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're not really here... we have one gift for you, i think you 've been dreaming about this for a long time, bring us the gift here , here you go, thank you, it's a bogeyman costume, and i know you've been dreaming about this costume, you're a superhero, let me hold it for a bit. and you, fedya, go sit over there on that chair, and you know, tell the whole country everything you want , maybe some wish, maybe some kind words, well, i wish you all to be in a normal mood, and that you are always cheerful, that everyone is
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kind, well, that will be it, i am sure, fedya korsakov, you are a miracle! they say that talent should develop freely, but what to do if a child spends money talentedly, open a children's savings card, now the baby will be able to manage his own pocket money, withdraw cash, but only within the established limits you limit. fedya, have you always dreamed of performing on stage? yes, and if not on stage, then how would you ... earn money, and i know what i want to work as, well, a trainer, a trainer, and i know one boy, he works as a cat ambassador, what's that like, he sells his kitten to his neighbors for a box of chocolates, that's fraud on an especially large scale, no,
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don't worry, there's a small kitten there, i wonder, is it barter or already trade, that's a nightmare, i agree, because you can't trade with children, it's good that we have a law-abiding citizen in front of us, yeah, to sing, you law-abiding citizen? not really, not really, there are decent ways to add to your income, for example, install an application and send your parents commercial offers, for example, to clean the house, for which they will transfer the reward to the child's savings card, if they want, of course, well, cool, you love cleaning, very, very much, well, but to be honest, i have nothing to add to this, let the parents add the rest. delight, a wave of a huge tsunami-murash, the most powerful performance of today,
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sense, a sense of rhythm. meet the young queen of the dance floor, liza patrakhina, come on with me straight away to a battle, with which one, with me, come on, yeah, okay, that's it, i'm tired, i'm tired, some. bright skirt, you have some unusual, glasses, some braids, where did you come to us from? i came from yekaterinburg, from yekaterinburg, well hi, hi, you flew on a plane, yeah, how long is it from yekaterinburg to moscow, 2 hours, what did they give you on the plane, food, what kind of food, candy and yogurt, candy and yogurt, that's food, okay, how long have you been dancing, i've been dancing since...
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one and two one and two so a little simpler, where did your leg go, one and two, two and three and three and well, accordingly, four and one and two and three, well, so what, how am i okay, let's go, afro, what other styles can you dance, holl electro. yeah, i don't know, none, tell me, do you just
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dance, or do you have, maybe, some competitions, can you have competitions somewhere, what kind? championships, battles, and jams, battles? and tell me, do you meet in the same age category at battles, or can you, for example, go against an adult? well, in different categories, there are, kids, beginners and kids, beginners and pro, and pro, well, you're probably pro, no. who mom flew in with you from yekaterinburg, let's get to know her, hi mom, what's mom's name? hello, valentina, valentin, well, you're also afro, probably, yes, no, i'm filming, i'm filming, yes, that's all, and you somehow connected with each other, you film, you dance, you post it maybe somewhere on social networks, yes, you probably have some. vlog, yes, elizabeth little lady,
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elizabeth little lady, yeah, we'll look, see how you move there, tell me, do you go to battles, do you dance with him, yes, you support him, do you have some kind of family look, you dress up there, elizabeth, no, we scream louder than anyone, okay, well, me, and you hear support from loved ones, yes, but we will scream today, of course, so that, so that everything works out, besides dancing, do you have any hobby, yes, i take pictures with my camera, and i am a photo model? who do you usually photograph nature, friends, well, i am a friend, i can play your friend, great lisa. what, let's take pictures, do they look like your friends? yes, well then let's do it to them like this let's go to the miracle dance floor, let's go, come on, well, our viewers and tv viewers, meet the miracle show, liza
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potrakhina and her dance number. i came in for a
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second, and you already climbed up on the couch with your feet, give me five, a luxurious number, thank you, and did you notice, did you notice, liza was dancing, her mother was filming it, so what, that's how it happens at your school, you're sitting doing your homework and suddenly "you", no, no, i'll ask the last question,
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how much do you lose in sunglasses for your number, some, well where did they fly off to, there's a search team walking around. searcher, okay, i want to tell you one thing: you gave us an incredible dance, and we want to give you an incredible gift, bring it here, lisa, take this box, it contains the very camera you wanted, we thank you, this is your gift, thank you, thank you, now give it to me for safekeeping, let it lie here in my hands, and you yourself go to our miracle chair. because only on it you can address the whole country at once, all the tv viewers who are watching us now, say anything, make some kind of address or say hello to someone, are you ready? yes, come on, i want everyone to catch their own goldfish, it will make all your cherished dreams come true, love to everyone, we also have something to tell you, liza
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makes noise every day, stamps his feet, knocks on everything he sees, just give him drumsticks. perhaps this is a future rock star. like our guest, young drummer, tamirlan abramov. tamirlan, stop going. like infectious music what stop in sit down here, yeah, that's what you're like, tamerlan, well damn cool, in chile, in roslobon, it's all the same, yeah, my name is... arseniy: tamerlan, to be honest, i like that you're interested in me as a host, that you
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listen to all my questions, tell me, where did you come to us from, from a plane? from a plane, but i have a clarifying question, and where were you before the plane, i came from in from come on, handsome from moscow, from moscow, i 'll argue with my editors, they told me tamerlan from krasnodar, by the way, i did the wrong one and preposition. you make a flying tickler, yeah, you came as the son of a deputy, you dictate your rules here a flying tickler, we all want , you know, by the way, also, i suggest you make another jumping hugger, well, i understand, you should write, by the way, for teletubbies the theme of the series is ticklers, huggers, tell me about
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drums, how long have you been drumming, i have for an hour? well, you can already consider yourself a professional, and today on friday the thirteenth at 13:13 at the address angry swamp house 13 there will be a meeting of our area, it's strange, after all there is no implementation, and how will it happen, what should we do with this information, tamerlan maybe? we will inform who should, there is no implementation, well where does this information come from then, why are they gathering? let's go there and check, but how? of course, let's go, tamerlan, and what is this? it's not a drum, is it called something else? no, it's a drum, it's called djembe, here's djembe! tamerlan, tamerlan, who
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came with you, who is supporting you today? grandma, mom, well let's be with them now get acquainted, hello, hello, i'm tamerlan's mother, my name is alina, alina, hello, hello, alina, well i'll ask the expected question, how often do you see your neighbors, we try not to see each other, no well they come to you, they talk, and we don't open the door, because we can't hear, we have drums, you've settled in comfortably, besides drums, what else does he play on the guitar recently. merland went to study to play a six-string guitar, for the neighbors the sound is more pleasant, i'll tell you, tamerlan, one famous woman approached us with a request music group, they don't have a drummer today, they're asking you to help them perform, are you ready? yes, you'll record a hit, i'll tell you how to transfer your fee to sberbank, well then we're heading to the miracle stage, to the couch, spin, hurray, hurray, spin! that's it, thank you,
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for the first time in a miracle show, the uma thurman group, tamirlan abramov on drums, there behind, white snow in the desert, blue there. my zakar, my home remained, in the ocean of foamy distances, i'll dissolve your sadness, the sadness of farewells will melt there, i believe that i'll be back.
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hey, don't be sad, our memory is stronger than separation, everything is ahead, we must go on living, in the ocean of foamy distances, i will dissolve your sadness, there the sadness of farewells will melt, i believe that i will return , just wait for me, through the rains, thunder, the light of my eyes, the light of my dreams, fucking us, i know that they will pass, but wait, only for me.
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wait for the thread of memory in our hearts will connect, hey-hey, don't burden! ships will return in the head, sleepy petrosluk, there are no meetings in the ocean of poor distances, i will dissolve your sadness, there the frost from farewells will melt, i believe that i will return, only until... save me through the rains they keep light of my eyes, light of my dreams, songs about us,
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know that the rains will pass, just wait for me, have fun in our hearts, unite, come on! just wait for me through the rains. keeping the light of my eyes, light of my dreams, songs about us, i know that the rains will pass, just wait for me,
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memory thread in our hearts, unite the group. what, what are you doing, he is, he is the drummer, tamerlan, look, now also a guitarist, i also
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did not see, thank you very much, the group of uma thurman, if anything, now you can count on, by the way, we have the phone number of his manager, ok, we all applaud. thank you very much, hello everyone, my name is tamerlan, i am 6 years old, i wish you a very large drum kit in the world of the kindest neighbors, about neighbors, you understood, yes, so that their heads do not hurt, so, tamerlan, by the way, together with the uma thurman group with our audience we want to tell you just one word, but a very important one, abramov, you are a miracle, applaud all those who
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believe in miracles, great, here it is, behind her small shoulders there are already many achievements, the winner of the mathematical olympiad, multiple winner of the recitation competition, and at the age of three she learned by heart the poems of mikhail lermontov from the school program for the ninth grade, but just some kind of miracle, meet tanya lenyova, what light hair, yes, she's a princess! hello, hello, tatyana, my name is arseniy, i know, will you allow me to talk to you? yes, okay, tanya, well,
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how much has been said about you, are you the winner of the mathematical olympiad? yes, and do you study at school? no, i'm still in kindergarten, me, but i 'll go to school next year, in kindergarten they study math, well, a little bit, there is. there is a little bit of math, we just have it for each class, well, okay, not for each, for some classes we have special notebooks where you have to do the work, there are copybooks, math, and in... math, do you remember what the tasks were at the olympiad? not really, well, i understand that correctly, it's something of increased complexity, not like for ordinary children, right? uh, no, no, what's there at the olympiad? well, not exactly increased, but well, integrals, logarithms, no, i generally i don't know what it is, i have no idea, yeah, and there were tasks - on mathematical operations or maybe from geometry, something about a figure, no, we solved the task on pieces of paper, well, on pieces of paper, yes, i, yes? i heard
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about this, only you can afford to be beautiful and smart, well, i could, and you also took part in a recitation competition, right? yes, i did, and there you recited, accordingly, a poem, yes, i understand correctly that you recited the poem better than anyone in the group, then you were invited to perform somewhere, where? i don't remember that, in general, people who learn poetry, they have a good memory, usually, well, i have a good one, but sometimes i have a little sclerosis. yeah, at your age it's normal, and what else do you like to do, from what you really love, you can't live without holidays, for example, you love holidays, oh, very much, great, oh, who did you come to us with, do you mean a support group, a support group, let's call these people that, well then, the first mother, what's your mother's name? elina,
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elina, hello, hello, my mother mom, this is my grandma, grandma, thank you, what is grandma's name? tanzilya, hello, hello, elina, yes, describe your child in three words, what is she like, creative, yeah, inventive, wonderful, just wonderful, first of all, i think that i will demand that parents speak exactly like this about all children. elin, what is her favorite holiday? you've probably been watching her for a long time, haven't you? well, of course, her birthday. well, of course, she loves gifts, do you like gifts? yes, your birthday. look, i think we can chat like this with you, here for hours, but maybe we'll already go somewhere on this magic sofa and do something interesting. yes. well, since you love presents so much, since you love holidays so much, we'll go to a miracle holiday. okay, okay, okay. the sofa will move us to
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our miracle studio, we just need to say okay now, then the sofa will start moving , let's try, okay, come on, come on, just in chorus 3,4, and loudly, yes, loud enough, say three, four, okay, tanya, you and i ended up in a miracle room, and the miracle room is called a miracle gift, you're an expert in presents! you are such an expert that you can even identify gifts with your eyes closed by touch, let's go try, great, so, box number one, climb in, okay, don't put your hands in there yet, yeah, and there can't be something in there, well, what will move, what's alive, no, no, no, i'm scared, i'm scared, don't peek and be brave, put your hands in there, just a little bit oh... oh, is there something nasty in there? for
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me, no, oh, that's it, i get it, those are gummy worms, those are gummy worms, i 'll let you eat one, thank you, climb in, box number two, uh-huh, but promise, now you 'll eat the contents of each box, uh-huh, uh-huh. let's go, oh, do you hear, the men burst into tears of fear, put your hands in there, try to determine, oh, is it something big, yes, is it snorting or sleeping, i'm afraid , don't be afraid, it's, it's a hedgehog, well, touch it properly, it has paws there, well, i can only feel the spines, but you can feel the asp, it has a mushroom on needles, no, i can't feel it yet, not a nose, is it a porcupine? well
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, what? well, let's put it this way, is it a porcupine among the fruits? i don't know, something about me, let's try again look, porcupine, what's the rhyme for it, what rhyme can we come up with for it? porcupine, pineapple! of course, of course! oh , these holidays, are you ready? yeah, put your hands in right away, come on, come on, can you? and this is slime, i need to ask the audience, what is this? this is slime, this is slime, so... put your hands in, it's probably slime again, careful, careful, what is it, well, something alive, this is a rabbit, this is a rabbit, a real one, yeah, yeah, go see, the first time, in one second,
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ugh, you're cute, okay, you're ready, yeah, now you i understood that there could be anything there, yes, i understood. this rabbit's friend, maybe, uh-huh, who, who is friends with the rabbit, oo daf, come on, udaf, okay, come on, put your hands in, put them in, don't be afraid, this, this, this is what, this is something alive, there's a rabbit lying there for a long time, this is cottage cheese, who would put cottage cheese there , you saw the prices for cottage cheese, and you're cunning, of course, cake, this is a cake, of course, this is a cake, can i have a napkin, a napkin, yes, but come on, you yourself, firstly, wipe yourself, and secondly, don't lick your fingers, because they're still a little bit in your slime, it's just a nightmare, but don't tell me, of course, the show
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is a little bit dirty, but maybe you can try, if he wants me to try. you'll have to play the role of the host, what , stand on the edge and open this wall for the audience, just so that, just don't tell me what's there, okay, good, now, you can, step aside, let's do it without prompting, oh, no, no, no, no, just squeeze it, squeeze it yourself, no, some worms, no, well, that's definitely not slime, but this is, wait, this is my youth, no, of course, of course not, these are instant noodles, i don't know if they're instant or not,
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yeah, okay, well i'll take a look, oh, listen, well then i'll eat it, like i ate it, like that. well actually, i think you and i have gone through all the boxes, come up here again, you see, all the boxes are open, i forgot what's in there, let's check again, put your hands in there and, what is this, what does it look like, so, it's some kind of toy, yeah, what? it looks like, well, what, oh, it fell out, that's what was there, and i don't know, well try it, here look, how in general, yes, what does it look like, a pipe, yes, or better to say a klokson, this is a klokson that warns that you
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are leaving, so that everyone disperses, and this can be attached to your gift, and let them bring us the missing part for the klokson, bring the gift here, and you know how to ride a bike, now you will learn, do you like this color? yes, very much, and now tanyusha, we still need you to do something, what? well first tell me, are you ready or not? ready, then you need to go to our miracle chair and address the entire audience, let's go do it together. hello everyone, my name is tanyusha alineva, i'm 6 years old, i'm a dancer, and i want to wish the tv viewers god, wisdom,
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intelligence, happiness, health, well, lots of travel, and i want to wish the children lots of candy, cool clothes and lots of cool toys, slime, i want to wish more slime, and lots of cool gifts of dreams, gummy worms, more sweets, and delicious noodles to the parents, tanyusha, sit there for just a few more seconds, we want to tell you something as a whole audience, tatyana lenyova, you! hurray, literally a moment, and you will see a miracle! hey,
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long time no see, kittens, and you know that i am with you not only here, but on the children's savings card, which parents can open for free for everyone from 6 to 13 years old, what a miracle. at 25, elena found out that her name is angelica, all her conscious life she celebrated her birthday on the wrong day. mom told me that i am an adopted daughter, before my name was gorkunova angelica. sergeevna, now the woman wants to find her biological mother, find out why she was taken to an orphanage, maybe i have brothers, sisters, but will elena want to communicate with her blood relatives when she learns the whole truth about herself and her mother? my daughter was taken away from me, i was illegally accused of leading an immoral lifestyle, my daughter caught my eye, a kidnapped girl or daughter, a criminal, i have documents that i have no criminal record, you do not have motherly love. if i did not love her, i would not have looked for her for 35 years, for the first time i do not want
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the young imitator of the king of pop music michael jackson, daniel filistovich. daniel, hi, you again, sit down, and look like him, daniel, daniel, my name is arseniy, tell me why you chose michael jackson as your idol, we have our own king, well, because. i've been into music since childhood, and my mother decided to show me world stars, and it came to michael jackson, the song in songп, and i watched it all day, i realized that it was all over, it was forever, yeah, then i started dancing, yeah, singing, and tell me, when did you realize that you
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could imitate, when did you realize that this kind of costume would suit you, well, i just... turned on the tv, michael's video, danced, tried it like that, that is, you were just trying to film these movements, just repeat them, yeah, and you know that there are a lot of people in the world, well, who call themselves michael jackson doubles, that and but i don't want to become a double, i want to continue michael jackson's work and prove what he wanted, wow how does school treat the fact that you, i don't know, look like... they call you, because i just performed at a talent show at school, and my mom just posted it, there were a lot of comments that i was transmitting michael's energy and michael jackson's guitarist, who was supposed to go on his last tour with him, wrote me a comment, this is it, and this video with the audience,
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the school, well, just yeah. it got over 5 million views, and what else are you into? i play drums, violin, oh, violin, tried bass guitar, yeah, i'm into beatboxing, yeah, basketball, violin, it's complicated, it takes a long time, yeah, it's complicated, my violin teacher is sitting in the hall, let's get acquainted, what 's your violin teacher's name? ayana, hello, how's daniel on the violin, okay, okay, he can play something by michael jackson, of course, we learned a cool number with the violin, and come to the concerts, daniel already has concerts where he will show everything, and i play the violin, what track by michael jackson can he play?
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billy jean, that's it, cool, let's move on, pass the micro. so who is this? this is my mother, without whom nothing would have started, and i would never dance and be in this costume without my mommy, yeah, what's my mommy's name? taisya, taisya, hello, hello, how do you support this hobby? i support it, you haven't tried to direct it in any other direction, that is, you've seen what's working, well, yeah, yeah, it's all an expensive pleasure. well, basically, yes, well, these are some original things or you're somewhere custom-made order basically, yeah, they say that musical taste is instilled by parents, what do you listen to yourself, well, except for michael jackson, i never listened to michael jackson, he started it himself, and then he instilled it in me, made an inoculation, who showed you the first clip, you said, mom, yeah, she just showed it, you just
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pour out on the cross, freddie mercury, a lot of bands, in thanks to the huge support group. are you ready to amaze us? i'm sure it will be exactly like this, and not otherwise. of course i'm ready. well then what, we're going to miracle stage? yeah, my heart is already on the edge, now if only the stage could withstand it. i just need to come up with some phrase so that the sofa would move us to the miracle stage. maybe some famous move or sound of michael jackson, which is typical for him? damn, that was cool, and for the goosebumps, for the first time on the show miracle
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did not expect that, listen, we are very glad that we were able to please you, because you made us very happy, but there is one more thing, to please us is one thing, but you still need to address all the tv viewers, shall we try? yes, okay, go back to your chair, which you have already become familiar with. hello, my name is filistovich danyal. i want to wish dads, men, after work, to always find time for themselves, to rest, to lie down, who loves play computer. i wish mothers and women to work less. always think about themselves, well, because it seems to me that men should work, only according to their
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calling, and if you yourself want to, and also not to think that external beauty is the main thing, the main thing is spiritual beauty. i want to wish children that they develop their talents, that they succeed in everything, success in the future, and if anyone wants to get on... television like me daniel filistovich you are for me for big in a package we raise sports to new heights of people to be on the team of the first not
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, let's start with the fact that you will brag about the medal, what kind of medal? world championship acb 2023 medal, in 2023 he became world champion, yes, at the end here. and here is such, wow, and what is this, this is the 2021 acbdj world championship, by the way, i am the official ambassador of this league, for all your achievements we will reward you with applause, so, you are a two-time world champion, firstly, i have never communicated with two-time world champions, what does it feel like when you become a world champion , well, that's pride for yourself, that's joy too , that's my dad trained me, dad, thank you, it was worth it, visagonki, all this is besgonki, visagonki, what are you, that is, you lost a kilogram, this kilogram the hardest thing is to throw off, i know from my own experience, yes, yes, water, when you defeat your opponent,
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how old are you, how old am i, i wonder, wow, we found out, you are also an actor, and i am also a blogger, a seven-million-strong blogger, i have 7 million subscribers, oh, look, look, what is the name of your channel, damus, the damus channel, subscribe, come on in, watch the videos, so, everyone has already signed up, yes, yes, yes, i'm getting out their phone numbers , i'll write to you, you'll tell me the details, i... heard, as if, maybe, if i'm wrong , you correct me, you're a broker, yes, no, i'm not a broker, a broker is someone who makes, through whom he makes transactions, and i, i trade securities, i wonder, well, what did you
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trade there, well, plus 11 thousand rubles, and how much was it, not just if there was a million plus 11,000 rubles, then we'll just draw conclusions, no, not a million, i have about 165,000 rubles there now, yeah, that is, you... 10 years you have a brokerage account you have 165 thousand rubles, you are a two-time world champion in jiu jitsu and a physics expert, goodbye, no, no, we are not finished yet, and we are not finished yet, this is just the beginning, who came with you, dad, he says hi, dad, hello, what is dad's name, marat, marat, well tell me, are you a coach, no, he has a. coach, i am the second coach, i just used to do it, then i quit, well i showed him the way, so and you are in investments, well you are doing well there too, if you are not, i am an amateur, it's just that... a child, and he surpassed the teacher, right?
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yes, yes, wherever he climbs, he tries to climb deep, that is, and become the best, as it seems to me, or maybe you are a nuclear physicist, i'm just trying to find what he got from you, this is not mine at all, i don't know where he got it from, what is your profession, a legal assistant, this, i don't, i wouldn't be surprised, a former assistant, a former assistant, a former assistant. now he's a blogger, and how many subscribers do you have? all his, all his, well, it's clear, everything that was, you gave to your son, you invested everything better in him, because our children should to be better than us, thank you, damir, well, it seems to me that we need something with you, this juujitsu, no, of course, we need it, it’s just that, as it seems to me, i will never meet the world champion again, well, our paths never cross, and since there is such a unique opportunity, maybe you will conduct a training session for me, okay, i try not to hurt, well then we need our sofa
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to transfer us to a miracle training, let’s try, do you say any magic words, you know, money grows there, big and small, no, please, please, please, please, come on, give me the couch, only loudly at 3:4, come on, 3:4, couch, please , please, spin around, let's spin around. teacher, tell me that i've already reached the heights of jiu jitsu, no, no, look, i'm sitting cool, it 's not enough, i need to train, i should be a white belt, i'm a blue one, they start with belo, yeah, yeah, well, in short, i'll have to learn a lot, let's go to the great miracle training. is there some kind of ritual, how to enter the tatami? well, generally they bow like
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this, yeah, so where do we start? so, let's stand like this, like this, this, are you showing me the techniques or is it still a warm-up, no, this is still a warm-up, let's start with a warm-up, right, like this, like this, we jump, yeah, well i see, well then like this, that is, it's the same everywhere, shaping, jiu jitsu, i even told you about you, i did it like this too, neck, neck, neck warm-up, warm-up the neck, yeah, like this, yeah, well i like it, yeah, this is mine, let's do only this, like this, now we warm up glennost, yeah, now it will be interesting, like a meat grinder, well almost, like this, now we sit down, this mine, let's sit down. yeah, well good evening, so
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on, cover a little with your body, a little is possible, coach, if everything has cramped up, then what is it, is it normal, old age is no joy, that's it, now let's figure out the terminology, the main terms, so come on, so the first term: guard, position, guard, and guard, a lying position, that is , the legs, that is, they control the opponent, do n't hit me, well, guard is a very dangerous thing, if you are wrestling with a zhiser, and not a grappler, uh, guard literally translates as guard, that is, the legs protect the legs protect from the opponent, yeah, so now stand up like this, please, it won't hurt much now. just will it or won't it? no, i assure you,
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it won't, no, it won't hurt much, so i 'll lead you, this is a backmount, they give four points for it, too, that is, you just had fun, had fun and they gave you four points for it, yeah, not bad, so, let's practice something, let me show you, you'll be surprised by this word, berimbolo, berimbolo, yeah, just lie down like this: yeah, just lie down like this, like this, don't worry, it definitely won't hurt now, just, just don't resist, this is already, this will already be a weighty argument in your favor, so, we lie down like this, like this, we put our leg through, you won’t break me, nothing, now i take it in the opposite direction, i roll, well of course. and what
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are we taking, but you can’t do this two-meter one, well and then from this position, well even now i can’t do anything. this referee, referee, to me, bro, i understand you so well, so, come on, lie down , lie down, uh, back, on your stomach, back, back, come on, that is, i’m sitting in sai-control, yeah, you start taking the underhook, well this is such a grip, here, here it starts to climb, i do it like this, yeah, one, like this, one, help, i got it all,
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exactly, and i got the most important lesson, that it's better not to mess with you, you got it right, you got it right, yes, damir, you... thank you very much for the training, i can't beat you, i can't run away from you, i can buy you off by giving you a gift, so thank you coach, and bring the gift here, so what do we have here, let's see, so, we have a miracle certificate for damir musayev for the purchase of sports equipment, you'll come to the store and take everything you want, finally, you'll have beautiful sports equipment and you won't have to beg for it from someone for a long time, damir, well, now i'll guard your certificate, and you go to our miracle chair.

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