did kyiv promise for the terrorist attack? they work, trying to save on performance ; they didn’t feel sorry for them at all. what happened to the accomplices and how did the organizers of the murder of vladlin tatarsky figure it out? new details. sijinping is traveling in a hongsa brand car, this is the american premiere of the model, the meeting between biden and sijinping was called historical in advance, but how did the summit really end, well, look, he is a dictator, what was not shown to the chinese guest in san francisco, from stupor to a distorted face, what blinken was so gnawing at the sight of biden, and biden

again... swam: it seems that i should get a question from cbs, but i don’t remember, trouble, it’s sold, how our fugitives started an auction in support of the armed forces of ukraine, 1500 euros for champagne, the proceeds were small, but another session of hatred towards russia, what are they counting on? president kennedy died at 1 p.m. central time. 60 years since the murder. thirty- fifth president of the united states, correspondence is made public. unique evidence from our rosarchive. news of the week, sunday, 20:00. all news is always available on the media platform, look at application or on the website smotrim.ru. vesti monitors developments in russia abroad. stay with us. blue bird.

take-off stories. elisha myssin. i will interview you as a correspondent. you get used to it, because you will be a famous artist. international piano competition named after shapin. first prize and audience award. victoria lestunova. i am sure that in your person we will get a real olympic champion and we will be. thank you, olympic champion, european champion, vita kornienko, your eyes, yours tears, i supported myself, the jury doesn’t seem to be crying or giving birth, we’re not crying, but we really wanted to, more than 100 roles in films and tv series, no dreams, the family is so unusual, with music,

the first russian winner of the classic euromidin, you were asked where would you like to be in 50 years, and you said a member of the jury, a member of the blue bird jury, blue bird, anniversary season, starting a new life tomorrow, i can be useful to you, today. even now they are concerned about finding housing and work, they say that you need an assistant, i’m ready to try, your name is irina, you are my wife, she has lost her memory, but she is not ready to lose her love, we were traveling with you, this cannot be the case for another person, she has always been only mine. i need real me and

i need real love, i ask you please help me remember myself from scratch. premiere today on rtr, many of you check your email first thing when you wake up, and i’m certainly no exception. do you want to get a sea of ​​positive emotions? tours to abkhazia, i spent a week relaxing in a skirt that i could barely fit into, will lift everyone’s spirits. kesha wants to read, please read. kesha can't read. but a man has to earn money, well , it wasn’t yesterday that he earned such money from his wife. i am its

host nikolai baskov. the most positive, morning mail with nikolai baskov. look, look, agreement, sign, we sign at the same time, for two, sign, look, look, maybe we’ll go to my place, just watch a movie.

hello, hello, hello, i’ll start with a question and answer: lousy, cheerful, rosy, cheerful, militant, festive, bad, blissful, sad, unimportant, spoiled, depressed, bad, bad, depressing, lyrical, excellent, humorous, good, dejected, sad, gloomy , vile, irritated, nasty, disgusting, excellent, radiant, cheerful, depressive, smooth, gloomy, prayerful, romantic, mischievous, depressed, sad, carefree, peaceful, frivolous, sad, carefree, christmas , beautiful, joyful, panicky, capricious, sublime, murderous, aggressive , enthusiastic, good-natured, gloomy,

passport, thoughtful, mournful, momentary, joyless, disgusting, friendly, unstable, positive , skeptical, poetic, serene, patriotic, victorious, good, magnificent, gloomy, wonderful, relaxed, that so little more needs to be added? but this is what fighting is like , and keep in mind that nothing spoils a good mood more than its absence. oh , disgusting, i got an unusual job in the new conditions of our life, i’m getting rich and organizing drinking parties, that’s the kind of work. and now their fantasies have opened up. some kind of incredible, one company, by the way, recently celebrated its anniversary , it hasn’t paid taxes for 5 years, well, the general has some quirks of his own, he turned out to be a fan of this

king kong, well, this is a big monkey, and asked me to join them bring a real gorilla to a restaurant for an anniversary for fun, imagine. real, natural, well, what can i do, i went to the zoo to the king of animals, to the director, i said, give me this gorilla for rent, but, please, he says, it’s not gorilla, it’s our janitor kuzmich after his salary, but it’s gorilla he sweeps the path there instead, well... in general, we agreed with him, which means he rented this gore to me, only on the condition that i dress her up so that she doesn’t catch a cold, well, i took my wife’s clothes, from

they are the same size, no, the small one didn’t burn, the wife is big, well, in short, he dressed him, put him in the car , drove off, well, we drove a few meters, a traffic cop stopped him, just think about it, i wanted to say something so sternly, then i saw a gorilla and came up with an idea, through the left he spat on his shoulder, 67 times, all at me, and said: “go ahead, man, i don’t ask for documents, people like that...” how about you, who was so unlucky in life, well, i mean with his wife, the girl jumped out of the car, which means she climbed out onto the roof, did somersaults three

times, showed the gun on her leg to the traffic cop, and came back, he says: oh, man, it’s me now... can you imagine what kind of mother-in-law you have? the gorilla hugged me. rubbed the check, and my cheek, the traffic cop went completely crazy, took out the whole day's cap from under his cap, well, in general , we drove on, i saw the light came out of the window, which means the window was lowered, the train got out, everyone showed faces as we passed, they blew all sorts of noses, and most importantly, i see, everyone is giving way to me, the issue of traffic jams has been resolved, everyone is shouting have a good trip, mowgli, you will

laugh, even the train gave way to me, yes, the driver saw a gorilla in clothes, stopped the train, personally raised the barrier, said: “go, brother, brother, brother, i also got married drunk.” well, let’s move on, then i remembered, tomorrow is her birthday , and i promised to give her a ring with diamonds, and i haven’t bought it yet, but i keep my promises, which i’ve been promising for 15 years, we went to the jewelry store, we walk around, look, gorilla fingers poking at the windows, at us.

they look like they’re looking at him in a tutu, in short, the saleswoman says she’s asking for a discount, we don’t have discounts , the gorilla hugged her, took her by the ears, kissed her whole face, she screams, take her away, i say, look, what there will be a discount, they agreed on seventy ... here one lady looked into tears, oh, my fool hasn’t given me anything for many years, but they give diamonds to this hairy crooked woman, and out of anger she showed her gorilla tongue, the gorilla in response showed her a ring on her finger , well, let's move on, we stopped at the grocery store to buy champagne... winemaker

two, what a squirrel said, well, finally, then we arrived, of course, at the restaurant , the cloakroom attendant took my outerwear, the gorilla took me by the arm, as if we were a married couple, the cloakroom attendant said: “no need for tea, take the woman away,” for tea no need, take the woman away, take the woman away. don't start, don't start, don't start, don't start, he was so wound up that when we returned after 3 hours, he continued: don't start, take the bapau away, don't start, the general met us at the entrance to the hall, took the gorilla by the hand and led him between tables, well, i can naturally hear conversations at the tables, one drunk man says, look, the general is again, he is impudently walking around in stockings, with his toe. the gorilla took a banana

and pressed it on his forehead, he said, look, she’s a foreigner, but the russian understands. the general said: “this is our new employee, whoever competes with her will defeat her and will receive a promotion. competition, somersaults.” that drunk guy won because he did a somersault 100 times faster than a gorilla, at the last moment she threw a burning cigarette butt into his trousers, so he became, by the way, this deputy general, this is how life happens, why am i telling you all this, my friends , now if i need to go somewhere to the hospital, to the hospital or somewhere else, i always take the gorilla with me, tip-top, and you know

why , because the respect of man for man has disappeared somewhere, i don’t know where, but respect for monkeys still remains, like this. the leading artist of the distorting mirror and petrosyan show turned 50, as well as... let's congratulate the artist beloved by many viewers on his anniversary

, i'm a terrible prince, girls, i wanted to say beautiful. she dropped her shoe, forgot it, and i’ll tell you in response , haven’t you seen a young girl anywhere in the world , with a foot like that, why don’t you have a foot like thursday, listen, it’s... a crocodile, she just dropped her shoe, no, when she was running, she fell down the stairs twice, twisted on the ring , lost the ring there, well, son, you made me laugh,

you were with kinkong yesterday, boy, what was that little finger? then a metal ring stuck out in her nose, and then she drank another liter of wine, danced on the table, and lost the tray. do you hear, son, don’t bother me? it’s better to tell us what she did there, she danced on the table, but the girl, like no one else, rocked it at 100, drank a bowl of liqueur, took a bite of soap, razik, and how

she took some vodka and danced on the table. when she was weaving all the clothes on herself, she tore her screams: don’t slow down, you snickers with me, but listen, little flower, not your lithoplotto, i’m innocent, wait, hello zhorik, zhorik, don’t be sad, i was probably mistaken, how i

got drunk yesterday. i'm about to go on a long journey, call me sometime, yeah, alexander morozov has played more than two hundred in 20 years roles, this is truly an amazing record in the genre, for which i also congratulate him. i'm a russian star, i'm making faces, i

know how to open under plywood. it’s a pity that where i sang, the plywood was cut out, then i realized how much people love music, in petropavlovsk, kamchatka, they threw tomatoes at me, in yakutsk they grabbed me by the leg and threw me into the crowd. the vomskys threw eggs, we fought back with microphones, i would say to the buffet, but i won’t tell the children in the audience. in siberia, in siberia , in the palace of cultures, they broke my glasses, in the urals they gave me glasses, back there, but i won’t show you, so

ganrog, it rained for us, with beer the scenes were all messed up, tuapse sprinkled hail in nastally , fish, in sochi it was sunny under the eye , they put a sun on me, before the eye was plus one, now it’s mi, i was in fosovsky’s school in the hospital, a singer , a singer, i once wanted to be, depending on the weather, the weather, in show business it depends on the people, to the grave, to the grave, everyone is ready to love papa, love it, it means it hurts to hit. ekaterina, favorites in previous

episodes, think before you say anything. catherine's happiness is darkened. general lonskoy too simple for government affairs, you have always loved smart men, but no matter how much you teach him, he’s still a mess. princess dashkovo is hungry for power. wants to make his man the favorite of the empress. remember why i attracted you, i remember, to charm you, to show you off, when you weren’t even scheduled for an audience. i am a nobleman and am free to come wherever i want, especially where they are waiting for me and welcome me, but you are no longer welcome here. driven to despair by the intrigues of the court, lonskoy accepts who sent him to do this, i’ll find out, i won’t forgive, i’m at peace put you in prison rather than wait for inconsistency; now the empress will not stand up for you. ekaterina favorites we watch the continuation on monday on prtr.

we gathered about ten people into the first group, there were short calls, we are going to donets, you are with us, yes, when my soldiers came running, they carried me, another shelling began, they laid me down, lay on top of me, one bullet is still in me, let’s say this is my trophy, we had a famine here, and here comes my grandmother, hungry herself, but she is carrying this kurba. they say: baby feed the dogs, lend a helping hand , olga and i decided that we needed to take the guys in, i came across such people who care, support them in word, hello, dear soldier, and in deed, without your help you would not have survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you, what you do is simply amazing.

from monday to thursday on rtr, lika, wrote that it was not scary, asked to come , and then she just jumped off the roof, she didn’t jump, she’s your sister, isn’t it, what you wanted from her was to take revenge. behind the fact that she is a little luckier in life than you, you want to take her place, bear her name on things, you understand that it’s not me, liku, and you know who, yes, i saw his car at a construction site, i must somehow protect myself, without you, sunday on rtr, mega, impostor, or illegitimate son, native of the krasnoyarsk territory. albert stefan declared himself the son of people's artist vyacheslav dobrenin, in search of family connections, albert went to

the people of armenia. but his ancestors, will he be able to find his relatives and how will they accept him? and the main thing is dna testing. will albert shefon be able to prove that he is really the son of the people's artist of russia, vyacheslav dobrynin. malakhov, on monday on rtr. let's look before everyone else. four children, ex- husband, at work, endless stress. vosnevtsova. why are you always nothing but problems? subscribe. look, when two pop artists unite in a duet, they certainly approach the theatrical existence of the stage, which is very good, it somehow diversifies our pop drama.

our author is alexey shcheglov. well, lesh, we play a restaurant, we play, or rather, a caricature of a restaurant. welcome, dear friends, to our exquisite fashions. i’ll sit, eat, hello, hello, fashionable, elite, french restaurant, our dear client, you can stay for a minute, dear guest, support me, i ’ll prepare a table, you know, there’s me here,

squirrels are running, parasites, and you can’t keep track of them, that’s it , absolute cleanliness, pharmacy, handsome, come on, come on, sit down, please, settle down, everything is clean here, i wiped it down the day before yesterday. please, i hope as you said, the food in your restaurant is really delicious, well , of course it’s delicious, our restaurant is the only owner of a michelin cross, you probably wanted to say michelin stars, no,

just a cross. mister michelin personally dined at our restaurant, at this table, on this chair, when he left, he drew a cross on the door. true, evil tongues, the waiters claim that there were more letters there, well , they were erased, why spoil your mood, so, what do you want, my friend, i’ll twist it like this , well, since your restaurant is french, then i will cutlet, potofe, bove bourguignon, fondue, choucrouc missoise and, you said cutlet, with what?

well, it’s so simple, cutlet, dumpling or something, i’m telling you in russian, cutlet de volai, potofe , bove bourguignon, funduon of the eighty-ninth year, i got it, i got it, orlovka so, give me the menu, menu, here you go, between by the way, we have a motto in our restaurant : whoever comes to us for food will be happy from the food, happy, that ’s happiness, read, well, let’s see, oh, yes, yes, chardonnay puree, what’s that like?

it's divine, it's prepared by our best potatoes, cut tenderly. potato vine intoxicated by the sun, then they peel off the skin from the potatoes, pick out their eyes and boil, cook over low heat until a tender wort is formed, to this wort they add oil imported from wasps. so that when you sit down in a chair, your loins will get high, and you won’t feel sour , and then they mash and mash the potatoes, get out of here

, parasite, don’t disgrace me, i won’t do this, you won’t, in vain. idle, but there is a lot of things here, please, so, fried chanterelles, boiled wolf cubs, pickled chipmunks, there are also hedgehogs in sour cream, i highly recommend it, it’s a spicy dish, you just have to take the needles out of your mouth, well, i won’t do that either, but what kind of dish is this? shish kebab-moshlyk, this is beef, served with vegetables, like gogol-mogalen, greens, and marinade, this

is a strange dish, i won’t either, oh ram, what did you say, i say, here’s ram, very tasty lamb. i don’t want lamb, but what kind of dish is this called some kind of garbage? i don’t know what it’s made of, but on the next page there’s a photograph, some kind of bullshit, well, inexpensive, by the way, be tempted, so, what kind of dish is this, the dogs know everything, the name itself speaks for itself, american sheep,

of course, cabbage rolls joe biden. are they old or what? they are not so much old as lazy, elderly, they are blown away by the wind when they are carried up the stairs, so, okay, they smoked in japanese, but what is this? this is a fig with butter, and what kind of dish is this, our football team?

well, these are boiled vegetables, they are rolled in golden dishes, but there is no sense. so, you know, boris johnson, a pig on a spit, and we spit him, he’s doing well fried, because we spit it, we generally spit it all and will continue to spit it. why is the chicken called conchita wurst, with horseradish,

yes, with beard, and a restaurant, a good restaurant, read, read. corn tortillas, how are they prepared? oh, it’s very simple: we take a cow and start feeding it. corn, feed, feed, after 2 hours, the flatbreads are ready, this is waste-free production, chestnut chop, what is this made from, chestnuts, meatballs. what is this made of? korean beef.

what kind of dish is this? well, to hell with it? meat burnt in french. i won't do that. well, to hell with it. cherry eggs. how is that? well, they quail. what is this? oh, by the way, can i have scrambled eggs, and for you eggs, chicken, coward , snake, ant, uh-huh, chicken, chicken, excellent choice, do you want the right bank of the moscow river, or the left? what's the difference? there’s a big difference, on the right bank, the sun shines on the chickens’ necks in the morning, you know? they turn their head towards the sun, their muscles

tense, and the egg does not come out right away, so the harvest from the right bank is not very good, well then from the left, an excellent choice, eggs for you younger or older? and how are they different? younger eggs are fresh, older eggs are chicken, i'll just have scrambled eggs, that means younger, you should decount the eggs, i mean, let them breathe before frying, man, just take two eggs, crack them, throw them in the frying pan, that's it, great choice, we have many types of fried eggs, read it.

you will be interested in, kirkorov fried eggs, fried eggs, japanese fried eggs, narrow-eyed, mutant fried eggs, from three eggs, kutuzov fried eggs, from one egg, homer fried eggs, without yolks, homer, scrambled eggs, andrey malakhov scrambled eggs, listen, how many other types of fried eggs do you have? 125, that’s it, no need for scrambled eggs, just boil me one egg, you can boil the soft-boiled egg, in a bag, a cellophane bag , a canvas bag, a knitted bag, a bag with a jar, man, just take an egg, take a pan of water, put it on

fire, put the egg in the pan, cook for 5 minutes, take out the egg, that's it, i understand, and a beef chop, well done, excellent choice , i'll go, i'll go get yours, please go order, i'm going, i'm going, restaurant, let's see what they have more here yes, truffles, one truffle 3,000 rub. just smell what kind of nonsense, grandma’s liver, and the liver is according to grandma’s recipe, shawarma kitten gaf, i wonder what it’s made from, french wine, chateau de ulannoude, the most delicious wheat products, vodka. well, i agree, the salad is a fun

surprise, cucumbers in milk with herring , covid-19 cheese, no taste or smell, grandfather mosaic and eggs, what is it, and scrambled eggs with hare, here is your order. oh, how great, let’s see, so solemnly, your beef, dear guest. why is your beef stone, marble,

delicacy, what? i don’t want it, i don’t want it, please, how picky you are, and your egg, dear guest, is a masterpiece, but i asked for a chicken egg, and what did you boil for me? these are chicken, chicken, we just had a chicken that lived on an ostrich farm , and there it happened, well, you eat, eat, the chicken tried, pushed , you know, pushed, yes, pushed, that’s it, you got me, come on, that’s enough , enough

nonsense, i’m an inspector from rospotrebnadzor, your restaurant is closed, oh, you’re a vigorous loaf, there are a million violations here, what a chop, as if in granite, so you don’t chew the chop, you gnaw, 100,000 for an egg , yes you are already, what do you want, this is faberge, in your kitchen, i saw a rat, what are you carrying, this is our cook, larisa, in a saucepan the cat is sleeping, there are probably fleas in it, there is probably darkness, this is not a cat, this is shawarma, green, and boxes made of cabbage , everything is overgrown with mold, we, by the way, have a french chef, monsieur nicolas de flo, i

almost i'm sick of your snacks. so rejoice, you are lucky , i don’t understand where these people come from, what planet, you have something inside is that? which allows us all to be drawn in by this simplicity and sincerity, the girls worked without insurance, delighted, surprised, tearful, and then burst into tears, we each had wet eyes, sometimes eyes can say more than a thousand words,

new emotions, what they create , it’s impossible, it’s just that all my nerves are frayed. this is just the beginning, more will come. new discoveries for the jury and for the audience. we are very impressed, this is definitely an event for the bluebird in the new anniversary season. this a blue bird, a stage on which young talents from all over the country come out to become better, not better than others, but better than themselves, yesterday. blue bird: november 26 on rtr. can i smile for you? i’m unemployed for now, it’s time, don’t match me, i’m not worthy of love. why are you punishing yourself so much, what did you do that you can’t even tell me, a terrible accident will happen, cancel it all,

well, cancel it, it’s dangerous. mom, you just went with your fears. i don’t know where this trouble comes from, another victim found in the north of moscow, it’s easier for her to see someone else’s future than to forget her past , there was something in your life that torments you, am i right? suvila of a person who has not been alive for a long time, evgenia is a volunteer, a woman with a past, in spots, the floor is treasured, the hay is shaking. big changes have come, in the new season with a new renovation, a slight movement of the hand, we are making three different ones from this room, absolutely without faces... ideas are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be plenty of surprises and there will be a lot of work, plans on

eyes turn into projects, i adore plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling, a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, look. let me into your home, big changes, every sunday on rtr, you will agree to go to a restaurant with me , we look at the weekend, why are you alone, i’m not alone, i have a son, but... marry me is beyond a dream, i don’t want to become a grandmother,

to someone else’s grandson, on the other side of happiness, i hate your mother, shut up, what’s my fault, i just want to save my child, why is this happening to me, everything in my life is because of you, and now everything will be my way, where are you, will you come back to me? the other side of love, today on rtr. our victories bring joy to our families and fans; they bring very little joy to our rivals. since the second modern olympic games, boycotts have already begun. there are no complaints about the athletes, but there are complaints about the country, in this situation, not just with a flag, without a flag, irina rodnina in boris korchevnikov’s program, life and fate on monday on rtr. we often use

the expression “achieved something at random.” i thought for a long time what kind of method this was, at some point, someone explained to me that it was a famous scientist, self-taught. he never read. instructions, and with the help of his own method he comes to success, or makes every effort to finally defeat some device, or break it, but what to do , let’s poke, it must be, as they say, there is no trick against a crowbar, here i am, for example , by the way, when installing this program, i substitute one number, then another, precisely by this method of poking, until

what i need comes together, people, anyone? oh, cold.

how much, how much, what noise are you making, at the expense of the establishment, with your arrival, like this, yes, like this, and like this, yes, then we, oh, like this. i haven't picked up checkers for a long time.

and oh so, yeah, then we, like this! i propose a draw, a moment, what's what ?

what a cute chupka you have, just like mine, it’s not a chupchik, it’s an overlay, it’s just that my mistress doesn’t like bald ones, and neither does my wife. what's your lover's name? alexandra, ugh, my wife shurochka.

oh, you know, we have a sanatorium, so to speak, the most five-star that there is in the world, yes, uh, all the top party leaders once vacationed with us, and what are you saying, we were famous all over the coast, we vacationed like- then brezhnev himself, and then, dear friends. began his duties without regaining consciousness, and then andropov came to visit us, he was a good guy, a year later chernenko, no luck, only gorbachev did not come to us, and you know,

because the situation had deteriorated. dear friends, i suggest you drink as part of anti-alcohol program, well, dear guest, your number 17, please, welcome, mikhailievich, pipe, pipe, help me carry the suitcase, oh, again a suitcase, uh, now, what are they, bricks, or something,

very learned people recently discovered that... it really turned out that all women are bitches, especially learned women, that hunger is not the aunt, and the well-fed is not the uncle of the hungry , that they don’t teach bad dancers chicken, that after communicating with carlson, the kid got fat, became insolent, grew a mustache and started pestering the frankenbok , we also discovered that when it works... fire alarm, you need to turn it off immediately, otherwise it has a strong effect on the brain, very strong, that in the national economy it is most profitable to dilute vodka with water, that the fish do not bite, but because it does not have a beak, that it is easier to talk nonsense together. scientists also discovered that

fish bite better on a worm that has been spat upon and morally humiliated. scientists have also found that in order to catch a hare, you need to stand behind a tree and make the sound of a carrot. scientists have found that. if you give a person fish, he will be fed for one day, so if give a person a name: he will always be full, you know, this is a law of nature.