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tv   Otets ponevole  RUSSIA1  December 10, 2023 6:10am-8:00am MSK

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“my love for my wife or for that girl, they were all complete, time has a taste, it has a smell, it has a taste, depending on what, for example, songpa is the taste of chocolate ice cream, because that’s what i was eating then chocolate ice cream, when i first heard this song, europe died along with joe dassin, i agree, after all, when..."
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i remember one day, 10 years after graduating from college, i found myself in moscow, near the former air terminal, opposite there was a house where my aunt's uncles lived classmates who accepted us all throughout the course, but they singled me out especially, i had the nickname baby, they fed me, i sometimes stayed overnight with them for 2-3 days. and 10 years passed, and we didn’t see each other, didn’t call each other, i had 3 hours before the train , i went, after this meeting there was a song that i wrote for this aunt rita, i managed to sing it, and i put this call on hold and i say, who the hell is up there, i say, aunt rita lives here and the door opens, lord, i recognized it right away, yes, she says, baby, come in and have some tea, okay? yes, i remember everything,
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three lumps of sugar. there are 3 hours left before the train, i decided to go into the moscow old house, i ring the bell, there is a voice outside the door, what? damn, lord , he showed up, just think about it for 10 whole years, and a family sat there, a son or daughter, oh well, well, perhaps in the office, you’ll have tea with sugar, yes, i remember, three pieces, a glass for tea, there are three a piece of sugar and quietly... the walkers are running
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forward, i understand, there’s still an hour and it’s time for me to go there, where, alas, no one is waiting, the tea is getting cold, but we won’t talk enough, the walkers are unlikely to slow down move, i’m leaving before the onset of darkness, before the onset, and not the other way around, but let’s live and thank god that it’s no worse than before, we’re happy to welcome relatives and friends, you’ll excuse this meager dinner. believe me, baby
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, everything will be fine, there will be a home, a family, and a son and a daughter, you ’re great for coming after all, thank you for the tea, for the three pieces, a glass of tea with three pieces of sugar in it, train wheels, they carry . forward , i understand that after all, it’s time to leave there, maybe someone is waiting, sharpening the tea, but we haven’t finished, let the walkers not hesitate move, i will come to you before the onset of darkness, before the onset, and not vice versa, i will come to you even before the onset. before the offensive, and not
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vice versa, before the offensive, and not vice versa, all issues of ours. you can watch the programs on the internet, in the app or on the website watchm.ru, when everyone is at home, luka became interested in music quite early at the age of four. to become a good violinist, you need to treat your profession with love. you are a small boy, but already a very big musician. thank you, but i still have to study, learn to learn. where did you come from? it’s simply mind-boggling, you know, playing a companella for 8 years is incredible. we study with him every day, for two hours. and besides me, how long does he still play? three or
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four. our future is you, and it is wonderful. bird, anniversary season, today on rtr, provocation is treacherous behavior, there is a difference between a man and a woman, i noticed, then it turns out that my husband and my cat are the most intelligent creatures in our family. orientalism is a parallel agenda. continuing the conversation in new our issues on...
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the main division of property, what happened behind this eight-meter fence of a mansion in the moscow region? outside these gates hell begins. malakov, on monday on rtr. mom, mommy, mommy is back, it's not mom, it's another aunt. i was transporting furniture to a man, well, he has children, two daughters, and his wife died last year. very beautiful. what's this? this is my secret with my mother, and now it will be yours, you are like a superhero for marishka, she only tells you, i have already forgotten how to be happy, thank you, someone else’s family is like work running around, maybe she’s already found a replacement for you, marisha,
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little one, fell in love with you, a man is drawn to you, well, some stranger, daria shcherbakova, ilya maskov, i understand that i have no right , you’re not alone, i like vera, well as a woman, i like it, if i find out something, i’ll beat you, daughters, on fridays on rtr. many of you check your email first thing when you wake up, and i'm certainly no exception.
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nikolai baskov, the most positive: morning mail with nikolai baskov. today on rtr. when everyone is at home, hey, friend, the guitar that you tinkling timidly. it's not time to cry over me yet, let life pass, everything has flown by, there remains a song, a song at night, let life
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pass, everything has flown by, only a song remains. song at one o'clock at night, the actor also has this interesting option if you! someone who once lived, here you have to be so careful, barkan also told us this, my mother never filmed her thesis work as a director, because my mother, moving from omsk to chisinau, to live with her grandparents, changed her profession, she followed in my footsteps, she entered ligitming to direct television at the age of 42, having a scientific degree, but here it is my thesis was like a concert film like pushkin in moldova, my voice for you, all on romances. i played pushkin , just imagine, it means that after 2 years i started
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writing poetry, and the first poem that i wrote, and it is mathematically mirror, i can’t get tired, i can’t be distracted from my work, because i’m afraid that the days have become faster and the clock, in that consciousness i see the approach of the limit, helping me to my very bright lane, i’m afraid to wait for a long time, i ’m afraid of obstacles along the way, because i’m tired from the fact... that it is impossible not to have time, and therefore up, no, forward, through all the passes, to live , to fly, to be surprised, to fall in love and to sing, to the question of taste and the value of time, i thought that every profession has mandatory components , for a doctor, for example, it’s not what he treats, but what he cures, that ’s a sign, because if he treats and doesn’t cure, he’s a charlatan impostor, for an actor, probably a mandatory condition... is success, i don’t know the recipes for how to monetize success, i only know one thing:
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you feel joy from those to whom you do this, this is already a success, maybe this question in itself is harmful and dangerous, because in your business faith is more important than confidence, that’s for sure, i remember when... nikita mikhalkov just filmed one among strangers, he said , happiness is when it works out, but for me success is really when it works out, or as leva aganezov says, you didn’t miss the mark, gently, intelligently, everyone understood, in my opinion, i was just lucky , it seems that i have made not just one film, but thousands, because each can, if he wants, then... close his eyes and watch his movie, only his movie, as
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they say, one daring young man also says to vladimir semenovich vysotsky: the song is good, the music, i would improve it, yes, it happened, it happened, yes, it was, it was 1980, the month of april, the pravda house of culture, screen tests, gennady ivanovich's shelves, for our film. vocation , and i came with a guitar, and that means vladimir semyonovich was standing there, well, they were talking there, he naturally didn’t come to audition, this is nonsense, and it was just my turn, which means that i was with a guitar, and he approached he’ll say to me, well, why are you singing kudzhava ? some kind of melody, he says , okay, it’s a melody, it’s for a movie,
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it’s just playing in the background, it’s just like a tango, i say, it’s not a tango, it’s just like that, he says, well, show me, i showed , said, well, sing, so oh, they lived, they were at sea, that means they swam, they kept the correct course, they obeyed the rudder, they entered the harbor on the left or on the right are two beautiful liners, a ship, a snow-white body, like a white swan, in a fairy-tale-classical way, and the other one, he swam in the tropics in a black tuxedo, lord transatlantic liner, oh, if only it had occurred to him that in every the port is already... a long time in love is in a hurry to land under the black wing, a swift white
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madonna, you can imagine that then in my youth, when i told vysotsky that i also sing it, i could no longer sing with this voice, i sang in his different voice, i... had absolutely no intention of imitating him now i was going to imitate, but apparently it came together, influence, influence, the moon is not offended that it does not shine, but reflects the light, because... in all the poems it is the moon that shines, the moon shines, the clear shines, but one day i thought of the fact that the wisest creature in this universe is the earth, because its only satellite, the moon, it turned everything towards itself with the light side, and does not want to know about the dark side, what other discoveries, and i also made a discovery what
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a narrow circle is, oval, that is, we are beyond the round now the table, but simply. yes, in general, this is a separate song, when the children come to our feast, here i really begin to slowly understand that after all, i have reached a certain age when it makes me happy, when they gather at the table, not friends for a feast, but here, here today, today. not family, it turns out that there are no less topics for conversation, a lot has not been agreed upon by the time the taxi is called. the most important life-affirming words, according to the tradition of everyone at home, in order to everyone was at home, says a big mother’s heart, evgeny, please, you will have
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a child, you will have a child, you will have a child, you will have a child who will have you, we hasten to share the good news for gleb and his sister nastenka from the nursery houses in the arkhangelsk region, which we showed in our program, a family was found. today we are going to one of the orphanages in the pskov region. hello, meet everyone while everyone is at home. this is danya. hello. dan, how old are you? 13. dan, are you a reader? yes, what are you reading? i like to read books there about space, about all sorts of inventions. and read
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some interesting fairy tales, if i like it. what else would you like to study in such detail? cars and let’s say the structure of an airplane, because it might be useful to me . do you think a person’s destiny is predetermined, or does he create his own destiny? it seems to me that he creates his own destiny, what would you like to create with your destiny, with your life? well, let’s say, i would first study at school until the ninth grade, then go to college, there graduated, what college, what profile, i would go to a technical college. in technology, and then i would buy myself an apartment and do a cool renovation in it. dan, tell me, this is how you should treat technology, well , it’s broken, progress is already moving forward, you buy a new model, but throw it away into the dustbin of history, or does it still need to
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be repaired? well, it seems to me that it’s better to fix it, because let’s say if, say, a new smartphone model came out. it will be expensive, and let’s say you don’t have money, but your old phone is broken, and you can you invest a little money there to, like , repair it, buy, say, a display for it, what can you fix, i can fix some kind of computer, phone, speaker or some kind of game console, who taught you this? i looked at how to assemble a speaker with my own hands and i almost succeeded in making it, let’s dream with you, if you had to invent some gadget of the future like... what functions would you give it? if i were to create, well, let's say a smart watch, i would make the display glowed just like a hologram. wouldn’t you like to give a person some kind of superpowers? if it were possible, i would try to make some kind of teleportation machine. would you like to teleport somewhere? well, let’s say,
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either to moscow or to some cool country. would you like to stay there or watch and return? look and come back, darn, but would you like to be taught at school not by teachers, people, but by robots, of course, well, in some cases yes, in some cases no, let robot teachers teach computer science, there are mathematics, physics, and living teachers, let them at least teach russian, english, technology, and physical education, who, let people, here to the doctor, are you ready to come, to a person or to a robot? it seems to me that you should go to a robot, to lie on the operating table with a robot, yes, because robots can do everything carefully, but a person, well, can somehow harm a person. but look, the robot works according to some algorithms, suddenly there is some non-standard situation, and a person makes a decision, but the robot is not programmed for this, no, then it’s better than a living person
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a person, because a person can understand everything than a robot, let them work together , well, yes, but tell me, would you like your wife or robot to cook dinner for you, of course the wife, let mom hear, let mom come, let mom definitely find me , it shouldn’t be like this in the world that children were lost, because it shouldn’t be like this in the world that children from our family were lost. we want to give a gift, and we asked our friend to give this gift, this is a very kind dragon, he has very wise wings, yes, he can fly, and
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he loves holidays very much, so for there to be holidays in this house, a new year or a birthday, or another broadcast, programs when everyone is at home, the name of our program is very dear to us... when everyone is at home, but at the same time, after all, if you have a child, then you will have everyone at home, so we wish this for every home, and also, may there always be time left in that vessel of life that we tirelessly talk about, to our surprise , much more, than we thought, we wish this to everyone, thank you, goodbye, goodbye, when is everyone home?
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good morning, friends, and also good afternoon and good evening, our country is so huge that when it’s morning in moscow, it’s already midday in irkutsk , and evening comes in yuzhno-sakhalinsk, as you understand. on the waves of sunday television, our morning mail, and i am its musical helmsman, nikolai baskov. the first letter came to us just from yuzhno-sakhalinsk, its author was alena ivashkina. hello, nikolai, in a week, the main event in my life, i’m getting married, advice and love to you, but i’m upset, this is it turn. my girlfriends ask me not to throw them the wedding bouquet. it’s strange, this is such a beautiful tradition. the fact is that i am a master of sports in shot throwing, wow, and my girlfriends are afraid that i won’t calculate my strength due to excitement, and my bouquet will knock them off their feet. nikolay, you have officiated
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at many weddings, please advise me what to do. alena, first of all, i advise you to calm down, practice, throw a bouquet without girlfriends, suddenly everything will work out. and in order to properly set you up for such a pleasant event, we decided from our program to give you and your chosen one a song by irina olegrova wedding. the day of love, which maybe you also remember , holy ones, be happy, today i celebrate loud music sounded, without end without beginning, yes to us all... there were flowers, they were whiter than snow, wedding flowers, you smiled at me, it was
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like in a dream, a pure bouquet of hope, sweet flowers, sweet flowers, still live in me, there will be many of our lives, days like this, maybe, you know, everything around is in magical colors, endless, tender caresses, you , and of course. to flowers, you are whiter than snow, sweet lights, you... smiled at me
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you, it was like in a dream, a pure bouquet of hope, wedding flowers, wedding flowers, still live in me, my dear girls, although i am not a bride, but i have prepared for you... well, who will catch, in short, well with me, snow , wedding if you, don’t smile, one more, one more , pure bouquet of hope, glorious flowers
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, city lights, still live in me, older than snow, weak flowers, you smiled at me, it was like in a dream, a pure bouquet of hope, glorious greetings, glorious... but if you still live in me. looks like today the spectators decided to surprise me unusual letters. elena kruglova from zelenogorsk writes: “dear nikolai, i have a hobby, i am interested in music. i am happy, i devote all my free time to playing my favorite musical instrument. so far so good. but everyone is against
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my hobby, my parents, my neighbors, even my guy, now pay attention, i play the drums, your loved ones can partly understand, nikolai, how can i make my hobby bring joy to others. lenochka, there is a simple solution, find musicians in your city, create a group and perform, but be sure to rehearse in a separate room, then your hobby will bring pleasure to both you and your loved ones , for example, one famous singer invited one famous singer to sing a duet, they rehearsed and now the whole country listens to their hobby with pleasure. philip kirkorov and anna asti, hobby. don’t cry, my dear, i won’t let him near you, not a step, not a day, not a mid more, put all your strength into the fire, just a little, they’ll soon let go. now
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it happened to me too, only you don’t know about it yet how you will laugh out loud, then it seems like the same songs are in your playlist, but not about him anymore, you will be on the ocean shore, watching the stars close to someone very sincere, and while the wounds are bleeding, let’s have another whiskey, he your sky, he is yours. sea, you’re his child , you’re neglecting him again, he’s calling at night from someone else’s bath, you’ll answer exactly, everything is going according to plan, you ’re screaming about the pain that the speaker is cracking, you’re his hobby, he’s talking loudly again, you’re burning your nerves again, if so , well, it’s better to be complete than to destroy myself.
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hold my hand until the night is over i’m treacherously waiting for him to write to me, i can’t do this anymore, when this is over, and if it was like that with you, tell me how you embroidered, the other one will be happy, maybe, but who am i lying to, everything will be the same with her. let the purchase get high and kiss for now, it will hurt later, you ask fashion all this yourself, why is there light from within, answer me, i don’t believe in miracles anymore, i repeat to myself again, he is your sky, he is your sea, you are where you are to him, he says again, he calls at night from the black bath, you will answer exactly.
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he is your sky, he is your sea, you are where you are to him, he ignores again, he calls at night, from someone else’s bath, you answer exactly, everything goes smoothly, you shout shahvoli, what screams vinali, and his hobby, he again with these, get on your nerves, if so, it’s better to be a complete bitch than to destroy you.
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those who want to stay in the know are watching the program of the week for advanced broadcasters of the week with dmitry kiselyov today on rtr. i decided to return a day early, i want to surprise anton , look at the weekend, happy twenty years of happy married life, dear, i wonder why i’m the husband of a sad man, because karetin, i would like to live my whole life with such a woman, oops, so what? now do it, you've lost your mind, what are you talking about now , yes, she's good enough to be your mother, is the boy really so good that they'll blow your mind, i love him, but if i loved him, life wouldn't ruin him, i'd like to be with ella talk, ella
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left, bring me back on saturday to rtr, in. the walls are trembling and shaking, big changes have come, in the new season with a new renovation, with a slight movement of the hand, we are making three different functional zones from this room, absolutely without faces, ideas are overflowing, we we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be plenty of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes, i love it. real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling much will become clear, and dreams become reality, look,
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let them into your home, big changes, today on rtr. you promised to call, here everything has piled up so much and you can’t breathe out at all, three stabs in the stomach area, and we have him as good as new, he’ll brighten up any holiday, only a loud voice can bring the whole team together a crime, well, a scandal, again a scandal for the whole city or...
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again with us, good job, thank you, we’ll watch the continuation on monday on rtr, on kenti, i have a question for you: can you sing? i can, i can, excellent, repeat after me, well... i’m from talya, my friend and i have been retired for 15 years, we love humor very much, it helps us find a reason for joy in everyday life, it’s wonderful that it’s not only young people who humor you , but our peers, new russian grandmothers, we want to see their skit, i can’t
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believe my eyes, what unfair words, what words, gadgets are written, these are pensioners from talyati, gadgets, gadgets, and this is one word, gadgets, probably a word not entirely familiar for people of retirement age, for nina sergeevna, her friend, everyone who wants to laugh in the morning mail is new russian grandmothers,
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all witchcraft the people have been stupefied, everyone wants to harass us, damn it , they’re bastards, but they’re not bastards, but gadgets, gadgets, gadgets, gadgets, i can’t remember at all, turn on the music , as soon as the train left the station, our righteous people pulled out their gadgets, the whole train began to play in tetris, in mario, hands behind the windows of the eyes of the crying one, wait, the poperon will run away
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rusich with bags, the soul is too late to know, miserable, all the people are immediately staring at the windows , encouraging the poor fellow, sympathizing with everyone en masse filming him running after him, being killed, killed , and no one, no one rushed to the stop screen, didn’t disrupt it, didn’t help, miserable... everyone started sending this video to their friends, collecting soulless likes, why are you so attracted to gadgets, why are you ruining the souls of the rosichichs, it will become clearer ahead, that there are little bits to please us with light future, here the holy fool's passenger came up to call her best friend, oh, hello,
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why are you trying to trick us so much with gadgets, why are you spoiling our morals so much, she began quietly. reserved seat carriage, only the wheels are knocking monotonously, but are not sleeping, the passengers, tired, do not want to communicate with each other , some kind of plugs have been inserted into their ears, and from them there are dozens of thin wires that crawl into their bosoms like a nimble little snake, nichaikovsky can be heard from the plugs, not with travinskaya, not bach, not rachmaninov, not sviridov, not mozart, not dzhigurda, all the mother tongues of our rappers are heard, don’t forget who. beloved flower, that you and i have just recently
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come out of a dry spell and you like to say that we are cool, but we are really just two suckers, i taught you, thank you, and from now on, i will not say that we are cool, but i will say that we just two idiots. our train is rushing further and further, rushing like a troika , a bird, oh, a troika, a bird, a troika, who invented you, where are you rushing, give me an answer, it doesn’t give an answer, wait, wait, where is this from, hello, you came, it’s yourself i composed where, just impromptu. how i should say that i’ve already heard this somewhere, but
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i’m telling you, i made it up myself , ask and ask anyone you want, and ask, please, okay, google, that’s enough already, hide your katcha, don’t embarrass yourself , said, google, continue the phrase, there are three birds, where are you answering, doesn’t give an answer, i understand, doesn’t give an answer, i ’m telling you, i said it myself, hello, alice, that’s enough already, huh? and gogol-mogol, oh my, gogol-mogol, turgenev murgenev, damn it, i mean, sukhavolin, are you calling me names, oh, this is going to take a long time, turn on the music, blogger, the androids were shining, iphones were shining, a tablet was dying in the twilight, in
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a sea battle, tanks, playing shoulder straps, downloading cheat sheets, a student, some comrade, turning away from the wall, watching a series in silence, they are all driving through the most beautiful, the most beautiful country, we are all with we are driving through the most beautiful, big beautiful country, yes, yes, road, road, you know so much about our... it’s not easy for you, but he knows no less than our road, you and i have a gadget for anyone we sleep with , who we are friends with, what we ate for dinner, our bank account and password, who we wrote what to,
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where we went, and soon we will return home, home, home, as popular wisdom says, beauty will save the world, and nikolai baskov - any television network. today our guest is the author of this supposedly folk wisdom, and also the unbending captain of women's hearts, the indestructible bodsman, the tireless fireman of happiness, nikolai baskov. hello, inexperienced cabin boy of eloquence, good morning, my beloved viewers. nikolai, let me find out why you are wearing such an unusual look today. on this cold winter day, i missed summer so much that i decided to remember my feelings from holiday at sea. well, thank you for not coming in with fins and hugging an inflatable mattress. you know, there was such a thought, but you would hardly appreciate the flight of my imagination. but why?
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the cap, in my opinion, is very original. in kindergarten, too, they signed my last name on my clothes. so that they don’t confuse me with anyone, that they begin to forget, i can’t wait, my last name is so that i know who to return to if my fur is blown away by the wind into the sea. in fact, it’s very good that you remembered the sea today, we received a letter from angelina milyutina just from the seaside juice, with i’ll be happy to read it, good morning, nikolai , hello, angelinochka, i’m at sea all year round, summer and winter, winter, aren’t you cold, you’re probably a walrus, i’m the captain of a port tug, wow, that’s it cooler , i’m on vacation now, but i already miss the sea, angelina, don’t say another word, nikolai, listen
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to my command, oleg gazmanov’s song at full volume, turn it on, there is at full volume, oleg gazmanov, wait. listen, what did you give orders for? as long as i have my cap on, i can command anyone, back there, a white trail in the blue desert, there behind the stern, my home remains, in the ocean of foamy lobes, i will dissolve sadness. i sing, there the sadness will melt in farewell, i believe that i will return, hey, don’t be sad, our memory is stronger than separation, everything is ahead
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, we must continue to live, in the ocean of foamy shares, i will dissolve your sadness, there the sadness of farewells will melt, i believe that i will return, just wait for me, through the rains, keeping, the light of my eyes, the light of my eyes, a song about us, i know that the rains will come. just wait for me , the thread will connect our hearts. hey, don’t be sad, the ships will return to the harbor, you know, without separation,
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there are no meetings, in the ocean of foamy distances, i will dissolve your sadness, there the sadness of farewells dissolves, i believe that i will return you. just wait for me, through the rains, keeping, the light of my eyes, the light of my dreams, a song about us, i know that they will pass, the rains, only me, wait, memory and thread, our hearts will unite.
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just wait for me through the fire, keeping the light of my eyes, my light. weight, songs about us, you know that it will rain, just wait for me, a thread of memory, our hearts will connect, i still have my mother and father in donetsk.
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it's possible when i come to the circus, i i always cry there, faster earth, blue bird, anniversary season, today on rtr, my hedgehog hare, her name was petrovich, petrovich. her name was felcha, she crushed the german, that’s it, you’re killing me , she didn’t know what a blessing it was to be just a galya,
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gala, that’s her name, wife, the great salvador dali, how to draw me naked, you’re so brave, they weren’t, we didn’t agree like that , oh, but i’m thinking, what kind of woman is standing there so beautiful, and petrovich, today on rtr. you look 100 to one, what is our task to open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then with a podbokh, the name of which character from pushkin’s works everyone knows, how much is 7.8, 7.8, 7.8, how much, who is at work, speaks a lot and loudly, and if you answer, then with humor, i’m not cutting down an oak tree pinch
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, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - this is a set for a headache, god forbid now beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, today . on rtr, you can forget about children, i went around to all the doctors i knew here, but everyone said the same thing, i also miss my mother very much, i i would run after her right now to the ends of the earth , the girl is missing, you are the father, yes, remember where she could have gone, any versions that i’m worried about, a stupid situation, she just thinks that you are her mother, i don’t know how to dissuade her,
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dots, threats to friends, parents, accusations of contract murder, she experienced all this after her husband decided to divorce and , most importantly, division of property, what happened behind this eight-meter fence of a mansion in the moscow region, behind these gates hell begins malakhov on monday on rtr , love is when you look in one direction, look, look, look, if you want to look, look. let's look, look, well , look at the screen, look at me, understands, look, look, sign the agreement, we sign at the same time for one time, sign, look, look, maybe we'll go to my place, just watch a movie, my main duty as a morning show host mail - to protect your good mood, here is a letter from my
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colleague in a sense, he also protects the good. building, or rather a warehouse for finished products for a christmas tree decoration factory. a real new year's fairy tale. dear nikolai, igor zaitsev writes to you from nizhny novgorod. i work as a security guard at a christmas tree decorations warehouse. i often go on duty on sundays. please play a nice winter song so that i can be in a good mood while on duty. thank you. dear igor, for you and those who also. charming olsu takes his mood responsibly on our air with the lyrical song winter dream. igor, with great respect for your profession, a huge request: do not fall asleep on duty, thank you. the stars rise higher, the light no longer drives
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you crazy. if you don’t hear me, it means winter has come, the sky has tilted, twilight will cover the machine, nothing else has happened, winter has just come, on the day when i dreamed of you. i came up with everything myself, i quietly sank underground, winter, winter, i didn’t mow down for you, the light is in a lonely fire, what a pity that i dreamed about it all. in my dreams
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the moon has sunk, the wind has turned into fog, if i haven’t returned to you, it means winter has come, maybe the mosques got in the way, maybe the dawn deception, but remember you and i wanted? so that winter would come, the day when i became insatiable of you, i came up with everything myself, i quietly sank to the ground, winter, winter, did not turn off for you, the light in a lonely window. what a pity that
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all this was fresh in my mind, when only we were mysterious, children, my dear, my only dream, in the whiteness of my dreams. i will become tender, my most tender dream, on the day when i dreamed of you, i came up with everything myself, i quietly sank to the ground, winter, winter, winter, how i
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didn’t leave you alone, you’re in a lonely fire, how can it be that this is all woke up. to me, what a pity that it was all a dream, i have good news, friends, tv viewers are mastering it.
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of his own composition: who is the cutest in the world, loudest and whitest, we will give you a hint, he is naturally blond, he sings, leads, reads, sits at the post office in the morning , is greeted with loud fame, he is called kolya, i can’t even imagine. i suggest everyone think together, send your answers and in exactly a week i will publish the correct answer, i was with you . nikolai baskov, the main performer of all musical desires, will be with you, be sure to write, i will have something to read, and you will have something to listen to, i love you, tenderly like the night, like the wind, freely, my love is leaving with someone today. better than me, with someone who is better than me , i look into the eyes, but i don’t know them, i look for words,
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but i don’t get them, now in this city we are divided, millions of people, and i’m not all... don’t think about her , millions about her, they shoot at the target at night , but the heart does not rise, but it’s a pity, millions of people, but i can’t help but think about her, millions of lights, they shoot at the target at night, but the heart did not.
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it’s a pity, i’m walking alone along our route, our first day with me minute by minute. there is no one more beautiful than you, no one happier than me, and you are a fire, you are burning my soul, how could you destroy all this, loving endlessly, i let you go, millions of people. and i can’t help but think about her, millions of lights are shooting right at the target , but i can’t get into my heart, but it’s a pity, unbelievers
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of people, but i can’t help but think about her, millions of people are shooting right at the target,
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good morning, our dear guests in the studio, good morning, dear tv viewers, there is a fun intellectual quiz on air, 100 to one, we welcome the teams to our studios, camera motor. and the team is two capitals
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, the artists are visiting us today, oh artists, hello, hello, tell us about the team, stories, we have an amazing team, very mischievous, very cheerful, we met while filming a wonderful detective series, let's applaud, and the team it's called us, here we have it completely. the name was written, when the filming begins, they say three beautiful words: camera, motor, but then one more word, let's all say together which one, camera motor, started, started, yes, in general, we actors who are starting, i’m alexey losikhin, the captain of the team, i star in tv series, all of them, i play in films, in the theater, in general, i’m the captain of the team, applaud me already, thank you. let’s applaud, otherwise he won’t be able to, and
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then we pass the floor to christina, our charming, beautiful christina, tell us about yourself, and my name is christina bareika, i’m an actress and a little bit of a director, oops, that’s it, a modest girl actress, it turns out, really the director, of course, we pass the floor, and my name is dmitry bederev, actor, screenwriter, co-author of the film jew. not a miracle new year's tariff, while the fern is in bloom , belovodye, a secretly lost country, brownie, in my memory the first actor who fully remembers his filmography, he wrote the script himself, the script filmography, this is the script, this is the script, you don’t remember your actor, michaela, yes , hello, and my name is mikaeladel, i am an actress, a creator of life, a fairy and a little bit of a sorceress, like a sorceress, what do i have, and i do cimaron, what, what, what, what? these are absurd rituals that
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help you turn your desire into reality, in general, i told the actress that we will now film the film and talk, for example, you can wash banana peels under water and this way money will come to you, these are absurd rituals, i need everything from you, but how much is the trick, dear tv viewers, please finished, please, watch the program, a lot will be revealed to you, yanina, yes yanina. my last name is melikhova, yes, an actress, yeah, a bit of a director, theatrical, how many percent, fourth year, but there are already productions, yes, there are already productions, i’m a director of musical theater, musicals, yes, musicals, yes, lovely, well, they will notice, and the designer, okay, thank you, wonderful team, camera, engine, so two capitals, alexey,
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tell me, hello, yes, our team is called two capitals, and we are actors, representatives of an acting agency, we have representatives of moscow and representatives of st. petersburg, so yes, i’ll introduce our team, annika galina, wonderful actress, creative producer, amedia production, yeah, what? something familiar, something familiar, thank you, yes, yes, our next participant is a representative of the northern capital, vadim lungu, a film actor, but is now involved in most theatrical productions in st. petersburg, quite successful productions, so, so come to the performances if you find yourself in the northern capital, the following: our representative
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natalya varfolomeeva, also a representative of the gray, northern capital, you can also , this is just a reservation such that this is the sunniest city in the world, st. petersburg, really, it’s good, so, natalya varfalomeeva, she acts in films a lot , has been acting in films since childhood , has a lot of leading roles in her baggage, yeah, let’s let's give her a clap, thank you, yes. and the representative of our moscow capital, anna baykova, an aspiring actress who shows promise. everything will work out for her, everything will definitely work out, everything is ahead, and allow me to introduce our magnificent captain alexei ivankov, an amazing multi-faceted, multi-genre theater and film actor, member of the russian film actors guild, greetings
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, bravo, okay, two wonderful acting teams, this is the program 100 to one, camera, motor, nazi, great, as always, we have a simple single game at the beginning, we let's continue, you look a hundred to one, we have a simple single game, we have two acting teams visiting, i invite the team captains, the first numbers to the gaming table. it has come true it has already come true, of course, so well, well, such a household question, the very everyday operation of which household appliance can be determined by
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the sound of the microwave, it makes a peep-peep when it’s ready, this is the sound of anticipation that now there will be a delicious acting tut you can. this is the door, well, it looks like it’s talented, it looks like we’re looking for a microwave on the display,
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number four, the microwave can be identified by sound, what else? alexey, the refrigerator is humming, the refrigerator is humming, exactly, the refrigerator , the refrigerator is humming. i just thought of a refrigerator, the refrigerator will be like this, ok, refrigerator, look at the display, refrigerator, sixth answer, return to the commands, return to the anika commands, bash, this is a setup, the operation of which household appliance can be determined? sound, washing machine, washing machine, looking, on the display, washing machine, vacuum cleaner, second place, so friends, i don’t have an answer, so what kind of drivers, yes, a kettle, maybe
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, wait, what, well, it’s possible to discuss, yes, of course, you can, a vacuum cleaner, a kettle, a blender, what do they call a mixer , what else is there a toaster, a toaster, not everyone has a toaster, of course. noisy, noisy, i think a vacuum cleaner, i think everyone has a vacuum cleaner, i think a vacuum cleaner, yes, a vacuum cleaner , a vacuum cleaner, yes, the answer is a vacuum cleaner, what kind, like a robot or like, well, i think that any, any, okay, okay, we are looking for a vacuum cleaner, yes, team, well, the operation of which household appliance can be determined by its sound, vacuum cleaner, they said 27 person, washing machine 17, skip the third line, microwave nine, the fifth line is closed for now, on the sixth line is a refrigerator with six points, we continue, natasha, no, kettle, yes, probably a kettle, i ’m leaning towards the option kettle, kettle, yes , of course, we’re checking, okay, okay
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, calm down, the kettle is crazy, i don’t remember, strange, anna, tv, tv, it’s a household appliance, a household appliance, definitely, absolutely, definitely an appliance, that’s 100%, right? come on, let's get a tv, tv, yes, yes, let's look for a tv, no, yes, come on, no, lesha, the last one, wait, we still have this one, yes , the last one, the situation is responsible, because you have two mistakes, in case of the third mistake, the turn will go to your opponents, this does not mean that our answer is hairdryer, hairdryer, you are the captain of the team, maybe. somehow from the hall , mixer, come on, home phone, well
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, it seems to me, mixer, mixer, well, i’m also a mixer, food processor, yes, something like that, dmitry, fan, home phone, landline home phone, we we even know about such devices, we’ve heard, they even have a cord, alexey, a fan, a mixer, or alarm clock, household appliance, telephone has not been used for a long time, question recently, well, some household appliance. of course, no , no, no, no, no, no, even a watch is not a very household appliance, well, in general, well, either a mixer or a fan, a personal appliance, exactly, a personal appliance, two, watches, watches, who is yours? the watch will give back, the device beeps, the watch, no, all the points are returned to you. so this is how we answer simple questions, so, look,
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the operation of which household appliance can be determined by its sound? 27 people answer: vacuum cleaner 17 washing machine, then on the third line your victory is closed and will no longer open, because there is a mixer, as i said, on the fourth line there is a microwave on...
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can i ask you a question about the gift? yes, no, you can't. we are checking all his contacts, or more precisely , i will tell you after the autopsy. well, you don’t believe it yourself. masha, well, that’s not how it’s done. well, what do you want from me? secret investigations, again with us, continuation, watch on monday on rtr, favorite songs are played in our studio, let's go, birthday, beloved music never gets old. they sound real.
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heroes of their time, beauty, repin, the whole brigade, only on the platform we look. lol is shaking, the hay is shaking, big changes have come, a new season. with the new renovation , with a slight movement of the hand, we are making three different
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functional zones from this room, absolutely without faces, ideas are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into art. object, there will be plenty of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes, i adore plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, in the living room of our heroes soon real stone flowers will bloom , after dismantling a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, as you look, let them into your home, big changes, today on rtr, hello, he’s coming back, oh, i missed you, skleposovsky, the city falls asleep, wakes up, eight new episodes , category, all
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seasons at once, an amazing person, he simply has the talent to always be in the center of events, give yourself a gift. for the new year it’s already sklefosovsky, we look before everyone else, in the application or on the website, you look at one thing, we have today in there are two acting teams, a camera motor and a team of two capitals, i invite the second numbers of the teams here, we have a double game. double game, let's trust, so, well, okay, a regular flight, normal, not like today , a regular plane flight, question, what about at the time by name, your name, yes, the crew commander is so-and-so, yes, yes, my name is so and so, my name is so and so, check, check, check, this is the sixth line, clearly, you have the opportunity
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to guess the fifth, fourth, third, second and first, i think from ...what the pilot says about the distance, distance, we are flying , at such and such a distance, then such and such a distance, well, no, the distance between points, yes, i mean, between points, yes, no, there is no such thing, we have it on the list, we are returning , we don’t have this on the list, anyway, chunks, they always say height, temperature, temperature. what whose overboard overboard overboard thank you alexey, we check the temperature overboard this is the most popular
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answer natasha route route and altitude they also say usually there is 11.00 km no time.
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turbulence zone we are entering the zone turbulence, buckle up. yes, cool, calm, anika, calm, friends, everything is fine, tell me, what are we saying? he doesn’t say, because there’s just an inscription on the board with two options, i like the name of the airline, i also like the name of the airline, the name of the airline passengers, you accidentally came across the airline, that’s the name of the airline, damn it, i knew it now, natusik, well for what?
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vadim, you know, i think it’s still what, well, time, time of what, time, arrival, no, stop. great, they’re already talking during the flight, or unfasten the lines, or he says, now the flight attendants will deliver drinks and food , drinks and food are good, christina, it’s already in the air, or
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unfasten your seat belts, we are already original, perhaps he will ask for help if one of the passengers is a doctor, a doctor, just in case just in case, well, to be honest, michaela confused me with the bananas. and she started talking about food again, it seems to me that she was joking, after all, no, no, no, look at my face, as seriously as possible, well, on the fourth or fifth line, drinks, well, about food, about food , yes, drinks, drinks and food, snack, well, let's check the food, food belts, food belts, alexey, make a decision.
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flight altitude, turbulence , fourth line, michaela should be listened to, open, food, banana, what are they flying over, i said, in some places we fly, on the fifth line, everyone forgot something, weather at the airport, sixth line, yes, that's what it is they call, in addition, our list includes the duration of the flight, sometimes they reassure us, they say that takeoff will soon,
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sometimes they announce a delay in departure, and of course, they announce a descent. well, it was a double game, we have a triple ahead game, everything can change. triple game, you look a hundred to one, i invite the third number of teams, team camera, mator, started, started, team two capitals, in the cinema, now we will shoot, in the cinema, so, attention, there is a scene in the film where several characters sitting by the fire at night, i...
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there are pioneers, there is an answer, who else, well , bandits, robbers, bandits, robbers, robbers or bandits, bandits, robbers,
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bandits, robbers, no, okay, and there are no robbers, they are on the seventh line we are, of course, fine, this is a good movie, yes, this is not yours, partisans, partisans, partisans, i am from belarus, as i understand you. their forests, as i understand you, are being checked by partisans, partisans, of course, come on, partisans, okay, what kind of people were they, by the fire.
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dmitry , you have driven me into the most severe situation, i prefer, i like it better, the gypsies, well, the gypsies, they tell you, along the road, the partisans, and of course, the deputies so that the crocodile dundee sits, they are also elusive avengers, elusive avengers or there is no way to unite there.
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there is a scene in the film where several characters are sitting by the fire at night, who are they, i think it ’s 12 months, 12 months, why not natasha, it seems to me, for some reason, that this is some kind of war movie, maybe a soldier, maybe, vadim,
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i think we should go to a fairy tale. i am for a witch , for a witch, this is also a good option, alexey , it means that we, soldiers, soldiers, witches, and there were soldiers, there were soldiers, there were, no, soldiers, yes, so, witches, 12 months, we must take into account what a good movie, movie character, three, two, one, 12 months, 12 months, we check, 12.
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on the beach or somewhere else tourists, on the seventh , partisans, partisans, on the sixth, we open, shepherds, a christmas tale, it was a triple game, a game in reverse awaits us. there are a lot of questions, god grant that there is enough time to discuss everything, everything that 2023 will be remembered for remains the same. one branch of nord stream 2, today is the decision, tomorrow we turn the valve everything, and the gas flows, without digging someone else’s hole, you yourself will fall into it, so they ended up in this hole, everything that is important for the president, no need to step on same
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rake, everything that is important for everyone, you need to know where the root of evil is, where is this very spider that is trying to entangle the entire planet with its web, this is not a shame, the wind rose can... turn in their direction, we are not creating military alliances, and we are not friends against anyone, we are friends in the interests of our peoples, everyone has a future, only it is different, even in conditions of economic and international turbulence, success awaits us. results of the year with vladimir putin. december 14 at 12:00 moscow time, the president in will answer questions from citizens and journalists live. representatives will gather in the program studio. and you can ask your question now through the website moskvadefisputinu.ru by phone +7495 539 40-40 +7 499 550 40-40. i
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would like to invite you to watch an amazing sunrise. he proposed to me on our first date. and you agreed , my heart is not at peace, nin, you need to go to the farm, what happened to volodya, but i hurt myself, this is her fate, girls, she is spelled for loneliness, a black widow, from any curse there is always a talisman, me victor's name is nina, i realized that i can love again, if i cursed someone, he will not live, you will become my wife, i'm scared, all the men who... a conspiracy for loneliness, premiered on saturday on rté, we
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collected there were about ten people in the first group , there were short calls, we are going to donetsk, you are with us, yes, when my fighters came running, they carried me to... another shelling, they laid me down, lay on top of me, one bullet to is still in me, and this, let’s say, is my trophy, we had a famine then, here comes grandma, herself hungry, but she carries this trigger into the driveway and says: baby, feed the dogs, lend a helping hand, olga and i decided that we need to take the guys in, i came across such people who care, support me with a word... hello , dear soldier, and in fact, without your help you would not have survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you , what you do is simply amazing, from monday to wednesday, on rtr, mom, mommy,
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mommy is back. this is not my mother, this is another aunt, she was transporting furniture for a man, in general, he has children, two daughters, and your wife died last year, she’s very beautiful, what does this mean to me, this is my secret with my mother, and now it will be yours, for marishka you are like a superhero, she only tells you, i’ve forgotten how to rejoice , thank you, someone else’s family is running around like going to work, maybe i’ve already found a replacement for you? marishka, little one, fell in love with you, a man is drawn to you, well, some kind of stranger, daria shcherbakova, imenetskov, i understand that i have no right, you are not alone, you like the faith , well, as a woman, you like it, if anything... then i'll find out
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i’ll beat you, daughters, on friday on rtr. you are looking at 100 to one, today we have two teams of artists playing, kameramotor and the two capitals team, the score is almost equal, everything will be decided right now, the game is the other way around, attention, the question is, in which book the main character can be called an adventurer. editors tell me that books can be domestic or foreign. what other books are there besides domestic and foreign ones?
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children, adults, are you ready? yes, well done, so guys, two capitals, your move, in which book can the main character be named an adventurer? our answer: baron munchausen, baron munchausen, it looks like the answer has been accepted, camera. then we are the motor - yes , yes, yes, the golden key, the golden key, the main character, not the book, in which book, in which book is the golden key called, the main character, the golden key, the main character, burotina, and he is an adventurer, right, yes, i agree, completely, barmalei usually call me an adventurer, and we, i’m glad that this is pinocchio, so, okay, let’s check your response.
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what should be there? yes, dima, you wrote it, we understand, he’s just a people’s hero, yes, well, just earned an intellectual standard, on the third line, that dead souls, maybe dead souls, chichito, okay, well done guys, i work part-time as an editor, that is , look, by the fourth round the actors were already quite there, well, they warmed up, the second act began, we drank a book on the highway, everything is fine. it’s a pity that the play ends, the fourth
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line, we open, maybe some kind of sherlock holmes, oh, this, i should have remembered this, well, now there’s a bloody mess, because on the fifth line is someone’s answer, on the sixth line is someone’s answer, wow, left find out where... baron munchausen, and where and is he there in general, or can we part as friends, we won’t find out, please, but this, unfortunately, will be unfair to the audience, we open the fifth line, well done, well done. well, the list
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is complete, 12 chairs, respectively , the stubender, the auditor, dead souls, around the world in 80 days, the golden key and the adventures of menhausen’s defense, i don’t know what else, the three musketeers, the count, monte cristo. big game, chance to win 50 thousand rubles. to do this you need to answer. five questions, someone
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should stay here in the studio, someone should go into a dark dungeon, but not forever, i ’m staying, that’s right, and i, i’m staying, alexey, please go to the torture room, lesh, think not like me. so will lyosha come back later? no, why do you need it? why do you need him? so, well, i understand that you can easily answer five questions in 15 seconds, right? yes, great, try not to think, otherwise you won’t have time to answer. where does milk come from to the city? from a cow, what do girls play? salki, something you can roll out, a lip, something you can decorate with
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facade of the building, flowers, where? it ’s my birthday at home, lovely, let’s check your answers, where does milk come from to the city? you said , in general, an absolutely reasonable answer, from a cow, it remains to find out who else answered also, one, one person, and this is bad, yes, no, this is excellent, because there is also zero, this too. we're holding on, it's normal , what are the girls playing, you said, tag, we're checking, seven people, nothing, i think that the next answer will break all records, that you can roll out your lip, you said, yes, who answered also, 21
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people, they understood how the buildings are decorated, well, in general, the proposal is absolutely. also finally the last question, where i’m celebrating my birthday, you said, at home, at home, we’re checking, 35 people, amazing result, 70 points out of 200, that’s quite decent, we return to the team and we’re waiting for alexey. alexey , come back to us, if you are, are, alexey, take off your headphones, go here, i have an information message for you, as a passenger , your teammate scored 70 points,
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lyosha, do better, total points, which you need to score 200, the question is how many points? where does milk come from to the city? from the farm. what do girls play? uh, jumping ropes. what can you roll out? asphalt. what is the façade of the building decorated with? eh, patterns? where is the birthday celebrated? at
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the restaurant. wonderful. wonderful. we are checking your answers. question number. one: where does milk come from to the city? from a cow? anika said, one person, the funniest thing, also answered, 24 people answered from the village, 23 people answered from the farm, this is your answer. what do girls play? is there such a jump rope? mother's points, probably some kind? well, yes, not without it. three people , 13 people said: doctors, and 39 people said, dolls, dolls , as many as 39 points, that you can roll out a lip, anika said, 21 people, you said
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asphalt, so, they answered, four people, well, they scored a hundred, already fine. 50 and indeed 10 times more people answered the test 40 people, what is the facade of the building decorated with, flowers, annika suggested, you said, i don’t know, i don’t remember out of fear, i don’t remember, patterns, you said, yes, patterns, patterns , there is such an answer, six people, well, yes, they said with flashlights. and finally, where is the birthday celebrated, then anika said, at home and received the highest score. 35, 26 people said in a cafe, you said in a restaurant, and
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11 people also answered, well, 117. as diplomats say in such cases, there is room for improvement. thank you for this game, come to us again. good luck with your creativity! you looked 100 to one, this is a great, great funny quiz! come visit us on channel russia 1!
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hello, this is news from the alexander studio efremov, about the main topics of our issue. the first meeting of the initiative group to nominate vladimir putin for president, he sees the results of his work. who was on the team? new trophies, the leopard was destroyed in the zaporozhye direction. ukrainian militants are surrendering.

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