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Understanding 9/11tv Dueti RUSSIA1 December 15, 2023 9:30pm-11:45pm MSK
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i then called my people at work in the hospital, in mork, so that, uh, everything is fine with him, he’s alive, healthy, verko is now going all over the city looking for him, i ’ll go now too, i sent a photo of leoned with my chupovets now half the city knows that he’s missing, everything will be fine, why are you doing this, we’re nothing to you, it’s not true, you ’re family to the faith now, thank you, but what are you telling me, well, you were the first to tell me.
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are you from the center? yes, but it seems to me that we shouldn’t look in the right place. leni said that he does not understand where he is. i remembered that you talked about ships. i went. ver, come on, you go, rest, and i will continue alone. no, i’ll be quick, but you better not go too far from lena and the girls and look at them, leni, it will be so. easier, good, ver , quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, everything, everything, already better, exactly, yes, exactly, yes, really, i went in touch,
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please come in, can you hear me, look what you are said? seryozha, don’t, i didn’t understand, i’m such a greyhound, i didn’t know that they started letting cattle into this restaurant, and this hole is just as wretched as they are, please, calm down, i’ll call the police, maybe bring some peroxide, treat the wound, bring it, so , yes, what happened just now, so many people, i saw how they punched me in the face, that’s very good, i found something to be happy about, you explain to me, finally, why you left me from home pulled it out and what will i tell my husband now? so now we will
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behave here with you arrogantly, loudly, obscenely, so that we will be remembered here as best as possible, what alep, are you out of your mind? i just don’t pretend to be an idiot, okay, she set me on this leonid, now you’re sitting here making me look stupid, you think i played dominoes with him, what are you talking about ? did you kill him?
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let you into the operating rooms, out of the city. immediately, please, everything is fine with them, there, there igor, lena, they are very dangerous, they are of no concern to me , i worry about you, prepare for an surgical knife wound, severe blood loss, marish, get ready. mom called, dad was found, he and mom are in the hospital, but take me, i ’ll go crazy here, well, there’s room in the car, he ’ll say what lena says, but what does lena have to do with it, of course, let’s go, you’re all over me right away go away, well you're the main thing, you don't notice anything
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, you put on makeup, no, what do you need, young, where is the young one, here she is, that's it, we're ready, bring us together, i was just fishing, contact my wife, she'll tell you what to do, where to go, a friend wrote: i’m in trouble, transfer 50,000, i transferred, now i’m in shape, i’m now raising all my outfits and 98% that we won’t catch anyone, a big country show, premiere today on rtr, watch it to know everything about russia, the best historical series, watch, watch, in the app or on the website, you watch 100 to one, what is our task? open the scoreboard, we’ll handle it, if you ask, then
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with the help, everyone knows pushkin, how much will it be 7.8, 7.8, 7.8, how much will it be? who speaks a lot and loudly at work, if you answer, then with humor, i chop oak, don’t pluck, problems with water, light, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - a set for headaches, god forbid now beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one.
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“the wealth was stolen, no one hid it, they even boasted about it, they were not afraid of anything, they almost covered up with nepotism, my partner, my they shot me in front of my wife to intimidate us , it took so much time to restore order , you should have come to us right away, and not entered into negotiations with them, is it good that it all ended this way? "your wife, of course, is a hero, a captain , send a warrant to krynitsin’s apartment, if he’s not there , we’ll put him on the wanted list, and ask his driver what his address is, and also send him to a pre-trial detention center, the director of the winery
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under arrest, come to me tomorrow for interrogation, yes, well, you, leonid, get well .and take care of your wife, one like her cannot be found now, until date, as soon as the doctors allow it, i will call you to the new headquarters, you too, all the best. how are you feeling? maybe you can sleep? i threw you a birthday party, didn't i? but i will remember it for the rest of my life. they took everything from me, can you imagine, even. they took it off my fingers
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, wait, where to get the ring, if i go now, i’ll have time to catch up with the police, but wait, well, screw him with the ring, well , first of all, it’s dangerous, let them be afraid of me now. we will be stuck here for a long time, sit down, we must be stuck in their little ovens, hey, why are the greens in the salad limp, replace them. oh honey we they stayed with you too long, they just wanted something to eat after work, it’s a worker’s house,
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why are you calling, the police, you idiot, why the hell did you tell them where i am? “there were cops , i don’t understand anything, even if the body had already been found, why come to me, is he alive, don’t let go, my people are important in management, if i call you right away, you’ll be sent to the exchange for excess fees, you’ll go to the stock exchange for benefits
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get it, maybe the tour may not be turned there, captain, call another car, we won’t fit in mine, where is my husband’s ring, and what are you doing here, vera, what a ring, ring, it’s his fault, he’s to blame, he killed, i didn’t kill, mikha, go get him, let’s go! stand, captain, detained, waiting for reinforcements, behind them.
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quiet, come on faster, step on the gas, get away from them, well, come on, come on! come on, come on,
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recovered? finally, come in, can you, mommy, look, daughter, hello , i still haven’t returned the ring, it’s yours, what are you even talking about, well, what kind of ring, well, if you want, let’s make two of yours, what are you talking about, come over closer, nastya, mom, how are you, mom
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called. “you and i are great, of course, we both ended up in the hospital on the same day, it’s okay, i ’ll get up quickly, i ’ve been hit on the head in other ways in sports, but i’ll have to look for a new job, probably our garage will be 100% dissolved, you oh what are you thinking?" “so, so, you are discharged from the hospital and just rest at home, now the most important thing for us is your health, and the girls and i will generally give you pools, yes girls, yeah, yeah, that’s what, laziness, nastya, why are you
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are you making fun of a person? say already, ver, do you remember, at your birthday , when i gave you flowers, you were sick, i remember, uh-huh, ver, it’s not from the flowers, ver, you ’re going to have a little one, yes, yes, yes, the doctor said, 2 months, did you imagine? well, well, how, how, how, you have love, that’s how it is, thank you,
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so i don’t know young where is young time we’re waiting waiting wait please well she called literally 2 minutes she’ll be there already huh? now, here it is, it’s arrived, the horror that started on the street has begun, the main thing is that you don’t catch a cold, because when you you get sick, you’re so sad , you look so tired, but everything seems to be fine, but you, no, i took a taxi, i know how much you don’t like it when i’m late, i really appreciate that about you, kutya, i also in you , i wanted, that’s it, we’re ready, divorce us, well, finally , let’s sign and get divorced, let’s , let’s, yeah, oh, it seems like we made it, we haven’t divorced yet, no, thank god, so here we go max,
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shoot me in the head, mom, dad, what ’s going on here anyway, and i said that you will only get a divorce through my corpse, so let's shoot in my head, my heart is already dead, my son killed him, olga alekseevna, please calm down, there is nothing like that in a divorce. it’s nothing like that, we’re crazy, or something, at all, but six months of marriage, six months, that’s it, what is it, is it a marriage or are these antibodies after the coronavirus, honestly , let’s go home, it’s late, the series starts there, just wait, what? , father waited, now the future has come. we don’t want responsibility, we don’t want to bear obligations, we are individuals, little bead, i don’t understand, you don’t care to naughty your head or not, lord, of course
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you naughty, naughty, i have a rag right here, i’ll quickly wipe it home, let’s go, stop, there’s no need to naughty anyone, what have you done here, mom, dad, well, well , we just don’t fit in with each other, so now we have to live unhappy all our lives, right? everyone is getting divorced easily, i don’t know, sobchak , shnurov, kharlamov, lalita, well, i don’t have a question about divorce, the question is generally how they got married, but no, why remember, i remember, they got married quickly, got divorced too quickly, let's do us too we’ll quickly put signatures in their homes, but just wait, tell me, what happened in the last week, what did you decide? a powerful argument, we don’t want to be different, what else? well, we love different music, yes, hell, you
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lived in hell for six months, what else? well, it seems to me that vanya doesn’t love our dog very much, is it cruel that you stand there that your son is getting a divorce? son, as basta says, our children will be better than us, son, well done , congratulations, thank you, dad, i didn’t know, you will understand, you’re great, you’re brave, i myself didn’t have enough courage for that, what are you, a dog, you what, he wanted to break up with me or something, it happened once, i was just drunk, out loud , and sneezed into the sofa, and when i started walking, i ’m going to break your back, then a vision came over me from above, and i realized that i love her more life, and even death will not separate us, lord, calm down, please, divorce
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is normal, even the government has abolished the mandatory marriage stamp in the passport, okay, god bless him, well, tear up this office, confront each other, otherwise they’re standing as if they drank a can of antidepressants. ok then, if we quarrel, will you leave? i 'll take a look now. katya, well, you are a slob. do you even know who i am? well, for sonya. where did you learn to swear? in what children's cartoon? i don’t have the strength, but tell them that in our time, divorce was such a shame, yes, a shame, well, more for a woman, after that she was so wild, like spoiled, okay. since marriage is
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an empty place for you and means nothing, then why not get pajamas now, or what? as far as i understand, we won’t go home, or what? yes, wait, you can't get a divorce, quiet, quiet, don’t scare me, what else is this why? here we are with my father, we are radically different, we are different people, i love gerberas, and... my father loves vodka, i love it, well, you see how well you know each other, you should not get a divorce, under no circumstances , yes, we probably shouldn’t get along either, well, yes, well, all couples have crises, in fact, we won’t get a divorce, because everything is fine with us and for some reason we forgot about it, yes, but let’s go to a restaurant in your beloved, there are your videos eaten, yes my sweet, you ran kushina, my sweet, lord. will not bear
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100 poods, now our instructor will come and explain everything to you, okay, enjoy, thank you, sonya, and why did you decide to give me certificates specifically for the shooting range, well, i want to test the accuracy of your life. damn, it’s cool, in general, so cool, don’t be scared , now you can’t see me, because i’m in camouflage, literally in a second i ’ll appear, great, we’ll know each other, yaroslav
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kolobok. somehow you don’t look like yaroslav, but the main thing is that the bun does not raise any questions. by the way, why a bun? but no, he calls. there was one case, thank god, there were kind people. they scraped the bottom of the barrel, blinded me from what was. i understand you came here. no, a girl just gave me a certificate, well, for shooting, strange, before the military registration and enlistment office issued a certificate for shooting, lived, no, you can immediately see that no, but you
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served, no. but it’s not visible to me, and do you know why? why? because i once killed a bear with my bare hands. gosha! yes, everyone at the zoo went nuts too. beautiful, thank you, sorry, but you definitely know how to handle weapons? yours? my beautiful , baby, weapons are in my blood, i mean, you have a torpedo sewn up here, 2 weeks left, okay, let's move from words to action, take it, thank you, where to eat, put it on your head, what are you, yes, probably, no
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, okay, what about you, but you never... nothing is written here, but because the secret part, the men in black were watching, forget what you are doing, but you are completely stupid, or something, excuse me, but maybe we can start already? let's start early, first i'll teach you how to survive in any conditions, you know how to distinguish good mushrooms from bad ones, how good mushrooms are always more expensive, damn it, will i ever take off these boots or not, but you know, we ’ll probably go, yes, goodbye, certificate - stand, do you see this? we see, yes, the bullet
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passed centimeters from the heart, you were shot, no, the pressure swallowed it. it barely worked out, let's start shooting, but wait, don't you know that i know 118 ways to destroy an enemy without hands, and if the enemy with hands is more difficult , yes, you are handsome, in general, you have a humorous one, i swear to you , i’ll be the last to kill you, i didn’t understand that okay, okay, i'm kidding, let's move on to shooting at moving targets, please turn it on, okay, come here. okay, i'm joking, but this is humor , what are you talking about, well, it's clear, before you shoot, you need to put on headphones, uh-huh, here you go, thank you, time to shoot between us, shooting, hit it, the devils
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stay there, darling, fear is practical , these are headphones for shooting, there are no, i know, after vietnam i always have music playing in my head. so you were in the war after all, well, let’s just say, i definitely lost that war for the sun lounger in vietnam, so that’s it, goodbye, we let's go home, oh , i haven't shot at two moving targets yet, calm down, he's joking again , let's go, yes, what are you doing, are you stupid or something, and i'll call the police now, oh, you know, i don't like pranks , and vanya, i didn’t order anything, this crime scene suits you like no other, thank you,
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fyodor, the premiere, please don’t be nervous, you’re in the circle of friends, in the circle of friends of the corpse, yeah, he looks appraisingly, under suspicion i feel like i’ll end up in half the city, we’ll figure it out, i don’t believe in tears, i like it, oleg, great, i have something to do with it, oleg, and can’t stand it when a man doesn’t have his shoes shined, i’m wondering, it’s like they let you into the hospital looking like this, but sometimes it’s a reason to get acquainted, so, wow, wow, that ’s very romantic, that’s enough, new secrets of the investigation from monday to rtr. many of you check your email first thing when you wake up, and i'm certainly no exception.
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do you want to get a sea of positive emotions? tours to abkhazia, rested for a week in a skirt, ate vlazia. you are at the right place, here they will cheer up everyone, i want to read, please read, i earned such lyuli wives, so that you all are on the air of the morning mail and i am its host nikolai baskov, the most positive morning mail with nikolai baskov on sunday on the mouth, i decided to return a day early. “i want to give anton a surprise, let’s look at life on the weekend, dear , i wonder what my husband asked for, because
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coridin, with such a woman, i would like to live my whole life, oops, and what to do now, you sat down and survived from mind, what are you talking about now, but she’s good enough to be your mother, is the boy really like that?” "it's good that you were blown away, i love him, but i would love him, life wouldn’t screw him up, bring me back on saturday to rtr, we watch to explore the educational world.
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detained, you left russian territorial waters and invaded the sector in which nato naval exercises are taking place, sorry, i just thought it was a rehearsal for the parade in sevastopol, guys, sevastopol is 1500 miles away, don’t underestimate the scale of the parade in sevastopol. what task did you receive from
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your state? assignment from the state? yes, how were the assignments in rostov? you're wearing military uniform, what troops do you serve in? what about chevrons? it’s not clear, from chevron it’s clear that you serve in a pintball club, what troops!
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that i’m a fisherman, guys, i’m just a fisherman , your boat could have been shot, and you understand that i should have been home 3 days ago, believe me, now it’s easier for me to go under a bullet than to go back to my wife, general, we should contact the pentagon find out what to do with it, no, no, guys, contact my wife, she will tell you what to do, where to go, everything is right there. we’ll send it to yours, well, as
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a side, just, well, not the whole side, but specifically one bailiff service, i just have a debt of 4.700, general, we found his phone number, the information was confirmed, look at the gallery, he photographed our ships, some strange spy, he didn’t just photograph ours here, in all the photographs he holds our ships on palm. look further , he also swallows some, such content, but that’s not all, we found a secret video, ena, i’m telling you, soon these states will come to grief, their american economy will burst like a soap bubble, and their own index will pierce it dow jones, pour it up! got you, a simple
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fisherman, how do you understand our economy so well, guys, i’m a drinking russian, i only understand your economy, general, it looks like he has relatives of the fsb, why are you making a fuss, look, i have a brother works for the fsb, he told me in confidence, it turns out he, guys, drinkin was, drinkin directly believes, here, here, well, here. rubbish, i don’t understand, did you manage to find out anything else about him? yes, yes no, practically nothing, it’s not in our database, of course, i’m not i’m going to check in with you, maybe there’s something in the boat, there’s also practically nothing, he’s right, there’s practically nothing, on the bottom, what’s the name of your boat, a margarita in honor of the woman you love, damn it, let’s see what he says to that, what is it means? to berlin, that, well, there’s just no room
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left on the car if you don’t tell us, however, here, on the ship, we have one room in which you will loosen not only your tongue, but everything else, seriously, yes , do you have a pub on the ship, i’ll be in charge, head, it flies like a berry, but one gets erased. beguder , what a berry, beloved, beloved, and margarita, no , wife, how to be silent, the naval general is talking to himself, talking to himself, who to give, he can’t come now, because
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he’s drawn, drawn, where, how? that's it, that's it, i understand, there is, i'm following the order, that's it , we're turning the cruiser around, we're going to neutral waters, we're giving this russian away, the russians are hand-to-hand, why general, because if in 40 minutes this fisherman isn't home, i i don’t know what they’ll do to us, but it’s something terrible, we turn the cruiser around, we turn it around. myself, i am pleased that you are striving to improve your life, and today i will tell you which men you should have relationships with, which you shouldn’t, and sorry, sorry, sorry i’m late,
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but i still got to this metro, here and a striking example, a successful beautiful woman cannot drive... girls, tell me, are you satisfied that your husband brings home a salary of 25,000 rubles every month. no, you know, i’m even happy with the fact that he brings it home, okay, what would you say, if he brought, say, 150,000 rubles. so, let's get back to the training. girls, if a man gives you a gift purchased on sale, then the gift does not count. what if it was bought from a pawn shop? listen, a man should give you at least 10,000 rubles every day. just like that, free of charge. from 10 yes he
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doesn’t have that many phalanges. a woman is something like every five. as if he’s not himself, so you know, let’s focus on you specifically, and let’s take a closer look, tell me, he does some things for you, of course, here he is, for example, he tastes milk whether the refrigerator has gone sour or not, it’s dangerous, understandable, understandable, you’re just running in circles, home, work, home, no, i have a house, kindergarten, school, work. then again - school , kindergarten, clubs, like a clinic , it turns out, i also have there, even to my grandmother, to my grandfather, and i get a big bear, listen, a big bear,
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behind everyone’s success, your man is not happy with something, it is necessary to punish him, for example, to deprive him of intimacy. yes, why the hell is he so lucky, just keep him at a distance and get income from him, and i i understood, girls, this scheme , it’s called alimony, let me guess, you always came across only scoundrels, this one seemed more or less to you and you immediately jumped out to marry him, i didn’t guess, i didn’t guess, i married the first scoundrel. but he is so cheerful, poor and cheerful , as is typical, but since you are so happy, maybe you will come out here and share with us the recipe for family happiness, i am a speaker
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who will tell you how to use jellied meat to find, and most importantly, keep a prince, come on, damn it, yeah? this is what i got myself into, not you look at her, and here she came again to shake the air, and why are you standing there batting your eyes at me, and you go, no, hello, i, a man, you were mistaken, i was mistaken when i gave you a book on women’s psychology on march 8th, it’s good, good, girls, that... after the courses you have to pay, otherwise everything would be like this, literally for a second, why did you come here, don’t you see, i’m working, i’m working, if you worked, i’d have microloans in the forest they wouldn’t have known, i also told you...
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i recognized your prince, we were traveling together in the same subway car, excuse me, but can we go to you need to sign up for the training, go and cook some jellied meat for your husband. luka became interested in music quite early at the age of four, to become a good violinist, you need to treat your profession with love, you are a small boy, but already a very big musician, thank you, but i still have to learn, learn to learn, where did you come from, three, our future is you, it is beautiful, wonderful. not far away, he honors me, blue bird,
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anniversary season, sunday on rtr, it ’s very beautiful, what arranging, you don’t know him at all, i know that he loves, the rest is for me no matter what you are? strong, let's go to my hut, i made you such tea with herbs, i don't want and can't see you anymore, go away, plot for loneliness, premiere on saturday on rtr, god, what a beauty, just taste it, go there we'll add kiwi and enthusiasm. it's just crazy taste. what's next? honey in norinsk? tireless gourmets in
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everything about the elections in russia , we will tell you in detail, it’s not difficult to understand them, it’s important, honest and convenient, why watch the elections, a proud grandfather came home, i was sent from the party as an observer, i will watch the elections so that the people and the election commissions was everything done according to the law, like in spy films? i’m a secret agent, my grandfather immediately outfitted him with binoculars, i got him, i have such vision that i can see any violation like an eagle, besides , i went through special training, in russian, now i’m a grandson, which icon to press, in i was trained in the procedure, i bought a cooler camera, i won’t be lost, my friend, i won’t let society down, choosing in the country is free, important, honestly convenient, are you crazy? on sunday,
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good people here reported that you got mixed up with a masked man? this girl, who is she anyway? a random girl from a random city, and from the world, and you have been dating for 4 years. we need to have a child, i really, really want it. don’t trust anyone, hello, i would like to talk to anna, but she’s not here, she and her boyfriend drove off to the south, don’t listen to anyone, you’ve been away for a long time i should have forgotten him already, i can’t forget, i still love him, i’m truly happy, i was only with one person, max, what are you doing, a year and a half has passed, it’s you, what you wanted, live the commandment of your heart, sunday on rtr. mashunya, i’m home, hello, you’re hungry like an animal, there was so much work today, you
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didn’t even notice anything. “i ask you, just not this quest today, you don’t notice anything, and as i understand it, if i don’t answer now, i won’t have dinner, yes, that’s right, you don’t notice anything, you put on makeup, no, what necessary, not necessary, okay, don’t you notice anything?” “did you move the sofa one and a half centimeters? i did this yesterday, didn’t you even notice? forgive me, my dear, what kind of housekeeping is i, can we have dinner? no, don't you notice anything? the apartment is warm, is there heating? no, they didn’t, they flooded it with hot water, didn’t you prepare dinner? have you prepared borscht and cutlets?
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well, then why doesn’t it smell like food? and i packed the pots in plastic bags so that the smell wouldn’t bother you. think, you don’t notice anything, the cat doesn’t scream. mashun, what are you doing? it’s the same for him, but he’s the same for himself, you don’t notice anything, you bought a new carpet, no, you wove a new carpet. no, you made a loom, wove a new carpet , you didn’t like it, you wrapped the loom in a carpet, threw it all out the window, yes, but no, i thought about it, i decided not to bother, what are you doing, eh i took a picture of the apartment this morning, now i’m comparing it, you bought new curtains and you want
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me to guess what color they are, right? well, green, no, light green, no, emerald, no, the color is wormwood, no, swamp , no, the color of a toad, no, this is all wormwood the color of a toad, thank god, but about the curtains, that was the second question, she was the first, you never answered, you don’t notice anything, you gave birth , whether? no, well, when you give birth, you will tell me about it, right? yes, well, just yes, you don’t notice anything, but is this a question specifically for you or for the country in general? yes, it hasn’t gotten any easier, you don’t notice anything, and you’re actually my wife, of course, well, i just asked to make sure, you
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don’t notice anything, about the cucumbers. what's sidium? just think, are you kidding me? you do not love me? stop, stop, stop, please, just don’t start about you don’t love me, now there will be more questions for a week, i want, i’m trying, come on, what’s a blue eggplant? no, lyokha, my blue neighbor is stuck in the elevator, no,
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the color of my mood is blue. no, okay , i’ll give you one more hint, but now even a child will guess, it’s feminine, just think, well , it’s like a car, only lada, like a tv, only plasma, or like football, but only in russia, why are you always complicating things, is it you me? you say, well, it’s not my fault, you’re sitting at home, i’m at work all day, and you’re working remotely, okay, god knows, i didn’t want this, i met lenka at the entrance today, she wasn’t alone, with whom, can you
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guess? with a new man, with a dog, with her inflated self-esteem, yes, but no, give me a hint, okay, good, warm, this is regkotna, she sharpens pasties in the elevator secretly from her husband, damn it, how do you do it, you ’re nothing you notice, so come on, okay, all over again, he’s blue, so, yes, he’s feminine. yes, probably, i mean, probably, well, well , i mean, i forgot what i wanted to ask, thank god, well, i mean, it’s okay, tomorrow you’ll remember and ask, let’s have dinner
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, i beg you, no, we won’t have dinner , because i can’t, i’ll do it all over again, are you kidding me, why don’t you love me, okay, come on, that’s it, go away, go away, as if you just arrived , go out, mashun, hello, i’m home, hello, you’re hungry , no, i ate at work, that’s it, good night, i ’m going to bed, max, well, no, well, i mean, well, no, well, seryozha, do you like, yes, the sea, seagulls, crimea, beauty, oh well, what else is there to pay attention to? vazovsky , well, maybe it’s cool, a little bit, a little bit, i’m sitting in a down jacket, my toes in my boots are like dumplings, well
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, little mullet, well, look at it from the other side, but we got this work pass for free, i forgot, i forgot your magic word is free, we even have a booklet on our balcony. since the elections are free, these newspapers, god knows from what year, free, suddenly they will come in handy, that newspapers will stop publishing this year, horse mackerel, i mean something else, well, in the summer it’s expensive here, now it’s cheaper, saving money, then we’ll pay three times more for treatment. damn economists, well, mullet , well, look how cool it is, now it’s generally free, there’s a line of grace at breakfast , if you want to swim , go for a swim, if you don’t want to swim, don’t swim, but you don’t want to, what are you,
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you little creature, what do you want, so that i'm completely numb, or what? well, roll it a little, roll it, so you know, i’ve already finished two bottles of port, at least i don’t care. such an oaf doesn’t charge anything at all, but it’s the velvet season, you’ll cover my coffin with this velvet, that’s what i i’ll show my friends some photos from my vacation, pictures, let’s take a photograph after bronchitis, don’t be stupid, let me take a photo of you, come on, come on! what's going on here? come on, come on!
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rapanchik, what is this? like what? i bought a swimsuit in vain, huh? take a photo! oh, well, well, mermaid, well, look, well, just miss coast, of course, miss, i fought for this title, just like a seagull, oh, lord, i also have to eat for, yes, i understand correctly, the conditions our velvet holiday, hello! hello, are you also a fan of celebrating autumn in the best place? on the ground? of course, only for some reason we are here, how nice it is to meet people who,
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like you, understand and love, everyone is arriving in yalta at the end of october, let’s get acquainted, i’m misha, my joker, sergey, listen, eh... you ’ve been coming here for a long time, we’ve been suffering here for the second day, oh, and this is the fifth year in a row, the main thing is that we were thinking of rushing to dubai this year for a change? we handed in our permits on time, here we are again, here, listen, let's take a walk in the park right now, there are such hundred-year-old pine trees, you will fall in love with this place, oh, damn, i i’d like to go, maybe we’ll go, but of course, of course, we’ll go, but now i’ll quickly run to the hotel, wrap myself in a blanket and take two more bottles of parvyashka so that our love for the park can be mutual.
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oh, yes, you froze a little there, of course you played great, generally great, well done, and about chekhovo, how you came up with it, and apparently something came to mind from the frost, cool, yes , that’s how much from me, 5,000, hold on, let's go to the faye, wait, warm up, let's go, yes. so, so, so, well, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, quiet, quiet, quiet, woman, woman, woman, i say, that’s enough, stop crying , stop crying, calm down, you’ve already flooded my whole table with tears, third statement, dry land, but i don’t like it when a woman cries next to me, it means that he has to buy an expensive gift, promise what to drink i’ll say it again, quieter, quieter, so let’s all calm down,
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calm down, pull ourselves together, calm, calm, calm, that’s it, that’s it, now let’s start all over again, first of all, hello, hello, come on now tell me what happened, there was suspicious activity on my card, i’m getting back side of the card, i named these three numbers ; the children were removed. woman, you were just unfrozen the other day, the scammers called you, along with three numbers you sent them all the numbers from your card. oh, thank you for clarifying, i came here to chat with you about how i can get my money back, my husband and i wanted to take off to sochi with this money. oh, well, in sochi, with such prices, you would still be robbed. but
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it just happened a little earlier, woman, but now all the scammers have changed, they have all the tricks, the tricks have changed, already not this, no, i’m twisting and turning , i want to confuse, don’t stand there, man, give me a cigarette, not in the reserved seat, the trump card is always spades, i covered it with a panama hat, to myself, there was a cap there, this is unnecessary, now the scammers have become smarter, they work from home, by phone, on the internet, they went remote before the pandemic, so in short, i ’m now 98% sure that we won’t catch anyone,
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what a horror, well, god bless him with this, well, the second scammer can you find it? was there a second one? listen, woman, tell me, don’t you like money at all? no, you know, i'm in there my classmates wrote a letter to my friend, i translated, now i’m in trouble, woman, tell me, do you really want to gather all the scammers together, feed them with money, by the way, now a new tax has come out, communication with the police. rub from you , how much 6,000, now, what are you doing, well, my god, my god, on the street on the phone, even on the internet now not everyone is kind, oh, you know, about the internet, you’re right, i’m here recently i posted a photo on the lakes in a swimsuit, lyubka babyleva poured out so much dirt in her comments, well, to be honest, i
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i’m also a little guilty, i also wrote under her gladioli that only the blind can buy such gladioli, so gergiy aleksandrovich, look , they caught an internet scammer, oh boy, did you catch it yourself , well done, that via ip, yes, the address where the location was determined , no, this poor fellow is on his scooter, he... this is the easiest 50,000 in my life, we use her as an example in our internet fraudulent courses, so sit down, that’s it, boss,
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i need to go to the hospital, i’m going to be very upset i hit myself, i started telling you everything, calmly, calmly, this is what must happen to a person in life for him to decide to become... and you try to live on 15 thousand a month, you yourself will have a desire, it’s in vain that computer science lessons are underestimated, it would seem that the ninth-tenth grade is in the dead programming language pascal, that’s all, this knowledge is enough to deceive people, yes, who would have thought, oh, you’re a hacker, come on, help me with a fine for public services? i can’t pay at all, uh, no, what are you saying, this is difficult even for me, you refuse, well, look, it’s your will, only now we have caught you and will send
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you to prison, yes, to prison, you, you idiot, why the hell did you set off fireworks for the city day at 4 o'clock in the afternoon? now what are we going to launch in the evening? vladislav kapitonovich, i just wanted to check whether he was angry or not , i checked, checked, he wasn’t, so you couldn’t stop him somehow, but it’s not clear to me, i tried, no, well, come on, look. box, maybe there’s something left in there, no, i won’t fall for this mistake a second time, come on, then run for a new one, one foot here, the other there, i i was just a centimeter away from this situation , you have a heart, i’m telling you seriously,
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max, let’s call where you bought the fireworks, ask them, maybe there’s something cheap left, but there’s nothing left, this was the last one, listen , that this year there will be no fireworks, well, let the mayor come to the center of the square and say that this year we are against the senseless waste of budget funds, yeah, the titanic, here it comes, by the way, damn, i want to sink into the ground, that -that tells me, maxim, that he will now make your wish come true? no, well, you, you, you, yes, you’re just great, you put on such a rehearsal fireworks display, can you imagine, i’m here on the block, i get up, i open the object,
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i finished my speech, i raised my hand, lowered it, as if there were no shandarok. nowhere else has a garbage dump been opened with such pathos. a portrait of one beautiful lady is imprinted in my soul, her eyes are turned to wine days, it’s good there, there are no superfluous ones, there
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fear has no power over the years, everyone has long been each other. damned, even while the high choir sounds laudatory in her honor, and the musicians are all in ceremonial frock coats, but from every note, my god, some music is healing, and the conductor breaks the shelf in his hands, i will not insult my fate with a hasty, vain tear, but this is what i lament, sometimes. after all, what are we ourselves , gentlemen, in comparison with that beautiful
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lady, our life, our ladies, gentlemen, she may even now be favorable to me, as before, the heavens are favorable to her for this, she probably writes to me, but... .or the postmen all changed their addresses long ago, she was probably writing the addresses.
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it's you? no, it's not me! oh, so wet! why are you so early? in the library? and vitya has a briefcase stolen? it can't be, where is he? who? vitya? there. hi hi. how are you sitting? fine. by the way, get ready to tell your father what happened there. vitya
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, wash your hands, vitya, wash your hands, vitya, how many times can i repeat, my mother is calling, well, i’m coming, i’m coming, find my slippers, i’m wearing slippers, sash, do you love me, what’s wrong with you, no, i just asked. crazy , well, let's start, what should we start, about the briefcase, and what about the briefcase, they stole everything, how they stole it, where, when , who, in class, who, i don’t know, vitya, who needs your briefcase with deuces, i don’t know, maybe maybe the teacher was stolen, i don’t know, sasha, i think they were just playing a joke on him, son. what do you think van vetya is a well-known thing, okay , eat, of course you didn’t do your homework, try without
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a briefcase, that means another bad mark, okay , maybe have some bread, uh-huh , pepper, oh, the cutlets are burnt again, it can’t be, maybe be, but what should i do, sasha, if i’m so mediocre, i cook as best i can, you cook , vera, well, you just know, somehow you have everything separately, hot water, separately, cabbage, separately, potatoes, so that you can read books, there are some, well, pochekhovo why are you laughing , eat, why are you laughing, mama's son, eat, eat
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faster, some have tea, some have coffee, tea, and i have coffee, you've been drinking tea all your life, mom, and today there will be a detective on tv, i saw that , sasha, let him look for his briefcase and do his homework, i understand, but where to look for it? stop talking to your father like that, i don’t want coffee, okay, tea for you, he’s wrong, era, era, era,
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it’s really a very interesting topic, sasha, you know, so, vitya, this will be a very serious blow to a number of professorial faces, you know , it's very interesting the problem is, what are they doing in the end, it was worth going across two oceans, sasha, sash, i
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’m talking to you, vera, what kind of stupid manner is this, getting into serious conversations?
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vitya, please, and you say, vitya, quickly turn off the light to sleep, mom, well, no, quickly, quickly, it’s already late, tomorrow i won’t get you again, no, don’t talk, good night, good night.
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“sasha, you didn’t notice anything, you wouldn’t have noticed anything, it’s short pippin, not a child, what does pippin have to do with it, besides, pippin, this one was frying monkeys in childhood when dad caught him for this weakness, he..." wanted to tear his head off, but the wise cardinal intervened and said: "your majesty, he will also be cruel to the huginots." it was philip the second who fried the monkeys, not pippin short. what difference does it make if i feel like a huguenot and a monkey at the same time. sasha, turn off the light, eh?
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sasha, look at me, and i have a new hairstyle. why should you two smart men quarrel, listen to how he talks to me, you're just a boy, sasha, you have the temperament of a child. nine, no, really, when you quarrel, for some reason you you always remain a fool, i still love you more, my dear, good, smart , kind, gentle, passionately loved, my husband, the light
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in my window, it’s normal, only you know, it’s still from chekhov. sasha, well, if i feel this way, and for god’s sake, who’s stopping you, oh, sasha, sasha, oh, yes, sasha, ah, sonya, hello, sasha, i’m not at home, he’s not at home, yes, ah, okay . are you all right, okay, yes, of course, call, what are you, mom, can i
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take the seminon, take it. what tasks, i will tell you separately, when the cameras will be turned off, where to go and what do? they just recommended never reading american newspapers, fighting with russia and china at once, nonsense, of course, how
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much time do you devote to the progress of a special military operation, the day begins with this and ends with this, the first thing they told me is that we have a lot of them , the guryats are not fleeing on helicopter board number one, we will be the first to know about this, alexander grigorievich, hello again, let him in, guys, are there no forces that could hold him? after all, tell me why you’re glowing, as if you have a new year right around the corner, working with you
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it’s always a new year, the premiere, someone has appeared in your place, tell me, my last name, no, well, of course you can draw some conclusions, a competitor, maybe i don’t understand anything, calm down, this is an operational event. new investigative secrets from monday on rtr. now, if you come to my house, the first thing you will see is the door scratched by dogs. he could either be an athlete. we took the gto standards for 30 - 34 years old, we can do pull-ups. i like to eat a lot always or a lifesaver that
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everyone needs, treatment should not be self-medication, you need to contact a specialist, dr. myasnikov every saturday on rtr. hello , he's coming back, oh, i missed you, sklepozovsky, the city falls asleep, wakes up, eight new episodes, discharge, all seasons at once, an amazing person, he simply has the talent to always be in the center of events. give yourself a new year's gift now. sklefosovsky. let's look before everyone else. in the application or on the website. sasha.
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go to sleep. is it already night? third hour. get down, get down! have you been crying? no, are your eyes red? my head
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just hurts, oh, sasha, well, again it happened, verochka, calm down, oh, sasha, well, oh, well, okay, sasha, verochka, what are you? what did you say about the non-metallicity coefficient? with a potential difference? okay, sasha, okay, sasha, let's sleep, come on, uh-huh, uh- huh. oh, you know, i’ll pull myself up a lot
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like this, something crunches, well, sasha, let’s go to sleep, everything will pass, come on already, verochka, wait, well, well, wait, sasha, oh, my window is open, i’ll close it,
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vera, what kind of jokes, vera, i know you’re here somewhere, vera? vera, vera, are you crazy or what? and you're yelling, and why are you yelling, i’ll call the police, fic, your faith, go home!
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good morning, probably hello , something happened, but no, i decided to do some exercises, alesa mikhailovich, you don’t have a face, well, out of habit, you know, dad, dad, the boy woke up, his mother went on vacation, you’re quiet, where's mom? your mother went on a business trip, she told me yesterday , but for a long time, vitenka, i don’t know, maybe for a day or two, go to sleep, i don’t want to sleep , where did you go, did exercises, by the way, didn’t bother you, see what skinny, go get dressed,
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dad, why didn’t he say, dad, why, why don’t i know anything, dad, vitya, what are you doing in the end, now his mother is gone, he’s already covered in snot, if you were a man, it’s for me too, but what what should i do, what should i do, i need to show everyone that we are real men, you know, our mother’s fault is cleanliness, comfort, order, so as not to disturb her, yes order, and why are you hiding everything from me, what are they hiding from you, mom, no, you went somewhere, didn’t you read this at all, or what? where i got it, it was lying next to you. beds, read, no, really,
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dad, you can’t say anything in human terms, you keep yelling, everything is clear with me, you just boasted that i’m a gift or something, but she’ll take me, she promised, you’ll go, but what should i do? ? i see, dad.
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and they were angry, they threatened the police, they can be understood, because it was five o’clock, and they had to go to work early in the morning, but i understand this young man, you know, he’s not alexander mikhailovich, in the 19th century they cried and called someone, be healthy , hello alexander mikhailovich, a new one has arrived, he’ll be running around now possession. good morning, dear pavel
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ivanovich, wait, i can’t give it to you, i need it myself, hello, how are you, beavers, don’t give up the crane, no, neklyuev, this is stepan, i need a six-ton crane, one hundred square meters. no, well, what is he saying? advises you to think, san , do you hear, in our minds we have already handed over the object , he says, let’s miss the deadline, what else does he need, does not advise you to quarrel with the woodworker, listen, pavel ivanovich, you remind me of the mother from chekhov’s story, who forbade her guests to quarrel with her daughter , because that nose bled when people objected to her, i still can’t. talk to you more, the boss is coming to see me, we
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call him chenita among ourselves, he’s going to lock up songs at our party one night, so why don’t you go to the office? no, let's immediately look at the construction site, uh -huh, it's swept away, why come out, we're waiting for you, sasha, why is your face upside down? let's go to the office, sonya kaski, uh
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-huh, lesh help, let's get acquainted with the construction site, persuade people, explain the tasks, i wanted to ask you personally when... we will hand over the object , please, yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you, well, dmitry stepanovich introduced us so successfully that i have nothing more to say, well, show the construction site, tell me, please , i ask you, uh, about the frames, about the frames, tell me, yes, go ahead, he is a reliable person with us, we we trust him, you won’t let us down, first. we came to talk seriously, but i’m serious, no , why do i like jokes, let ’s tell, well, that means greyhound racing, yes, on the race, on the race, one guy decided to earn extra money, well, there was no money, tell me, tell me, tell me, well, the dachshund
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runs up to the guy and says, bet on me, everything will be okay, he puts the first round, the dachshund comes last, you take a lot of yourself, fix it, how sometimes it’s dangerous to praise a person, but great, eagles, hello, hello, hello guys, hello, hello, why are we sitting, alexander mikhailovich, i’m telling you, the screws in their frames are not screwed, but simply driven in with a hammer, that’s how many times, why didn’t they report, they agreed, and where were you looking, tinnits, why
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didn’t you warn me, i beaver warned and refused to accept these frames and in general, call it a pier... i understand, but i have the child is growing up, he will hear, he will be offended for his father, okay, okay, i won’t do it anymore, well , all the best, goodbye, sleepyhead, hand out vouchers for dates, okay , goodbye, hello, vera, tanya, invite vera. vera, do you really think that you can explain everything with a note? they don’t do that at home, in decent houses the wife puts out a bottle of vodka in the evening and says: my dear hubby, since you look very much like a goat, and i don’t want to live with you, i fell in love one artist and he me too, so goodbye, don’t forget
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dashing, but writing notes is funny, let’s write notes, you know? stanichka, dear, i ask you, beg me, find out whether she has someone or not, you will find out, yes, call me in two hours, definitely, right? you're wrong, tell me honestly, who is the best at telling jokes
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he said the wrong thing, the wrong word. sasha, sasha, sasha, look, we are good, ah, ah, sasha. great, i’ll give you a horse, i’ll give you a gun, i’ll give you my saber, and for that give me your young wife,
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okay, that's enough, good, sasha, maybe you 're... jealous of me, jealous , really, or something, really, you're jealous of styopka, sasha, sash, he's
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your friend, sasha, if only you could see how you danced with him in the middle of this cafe, and if you had heard, if you had heard what we were talking about? somehow he washed his feet on this beach, he was pressed in general, before my eyes it was like the last one, here you are, listen, dan, what’s wrong with you? and what? you're not sick, something happened, you're all wet. ok, did you bring the pumps? works?
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the guys are installing. stepan nikolaevich, are they taking away the pumps again? don't give it away. how not to give? and so, don’t give everything away, you say, i said. i met bobrov on the way, he was in a panic, worried about your mental health, he offered to go on vacation, i won’t go, he asked me to find out what was wrong with you, tell him that i hate him, you don’t even know how much you mean to me, thank you , for the microclimate that your family has, it’s like me, if you get married, you will have a microclimate, no, it doesn’t work out, it doesn’t work out, you know? this is what you need to it doesn’t work out anymore, i’m afraid, i’ll tell you honestly, i’ll tell
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you honestly, i’m afraid of responsibility, what to be afraid of, what to be afraid of , like giving birth to a child, it’s the same here, styopa, dear, how do you feel about this, how i don’t know, eighteen-year-old boy , how do you get married, styopa, you come to us once a week and think that we have paradise, something so extraordinary, everything is ordinary, everything is like thousands, like thousands of people, you know, like a magnet , magnet, you are attracted to each other by a magnet. try once you will have a magnet - i tried it, i tried it already, i tried it, but it must be said correctly, it’s a gift to the body, if i hadn’t held it in my hands, you understand, you remember it after being eighteen years old, in fact. i won’t allow it, i won’t forgive you for this, i won’t forgive you, let’s have a drink, it’s me, i forgave you a lot, i will forgive you a lot, but what did you forgive me for? okay , okay, come on, let's not touch the institute's affairs , we won't touch it, we won't, wait, wait, wait, no, you wait, wait, he took me away, take me, take me, please, i would love to, i i would love to, but she won’t fall, she loves you, what’s there to talk about then, why am i
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saying, let’s get married, old man, let’s get married sonya, and again 25? were you at her house? and i was with the landlady, understand? like this, why is she not a match for you? well, i don’t love her, i don’t love her, i don’t love her, you will love her, old man, get used to each other, love each other, imagine, come home, everything is ready and dream about your castles in the air, listen to what you are doing, what are you trading all the time what are you trading, stepushka, my dear, i’m trading for you, not for yourself? you you don’t understand , you don’t understand, you don’t understand that you not only insulted, you also insulted sonya, okay, okay, i understand everything, after all, you big one, you brute,
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where did you go? sit, sit, you need to be loved very much in order to live with you, okay, you know, just no advice, cool, where are you, happy, where, where, what are you going to?
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sasha, i brought kefir, pies, you haven’t had lunch, leave me alone, sleepyhead, sit down, it’s cold, sasha, it’s creepy, good-bye, i called again, the director called from the plant, he’s going to come, let him go. someone else called, and that’s it, the girl called you, she’s on the line, what can i say, because i specifically warned you, sonya, hello, yes, tatyan, yes, so,
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why with you? but you think so, i doubt it, at least it’s good, she doesn’t have anyone, so tell her to stop fooling around and come home, okay, will live with you further. what ashgabat where did you get to school as a bypass?
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hello, tanya, tanya, sleepyhead, yes, i'm not offended, i'm not offended, you know. i had a major problem, my wife left me, did you wake up in the morning, and she was no longer there. why do you want me?
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excuse me, yes, and i want to drink and invite you to drink to our leaders, dmitry stepanovich, pavel ivanovich, because of our
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dear friend, viktor petrovich izototov. look what a girl, father is the boss, you'll get a place and an apartment, you're serious, but why not serious, look, what are you talking about
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here, my friends, just imagine, he’s getting ready to get married, but the bride doesn’t know how to cook, so i warn him, my wife is completely without, only transferring food, right? heavy, i need to change my wife, maybe i need to think about it, sorry, here’s a replacement, oh, just look, sasha, oh, why don’t you say that i have a beautiful dress, a really beautiful dress, and what about the earring?
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you love, you love your wife, yes, what time is it, five, and what about tea? yeah, we’ve already arrived, why are you making noise, we’re also drinking beer, but i don’t want to sleep, you’re somewhere you're walking, your mother gives you a headache, but i care, okay, but i don't want to, maybe sleep, who am i telling, i used to want
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to come, honestly, you know, the metro doesn't work, you can't catch a taxi, can you imagine? he arrived on a milk tanker, and tanya was with me , everyone there... asked about you, everyone believed with their wives, and one was like a fool, tanya said, don’t smoke, sasha, i’m sorry, you know, how insulting, tanya is good, beautiful, and he doesn’t seem to be a fool either, everything is somehow not going well for them, at least they would get divorced or something, or live like human beings, the child was not tortured. “yes, sasha,
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everything is probably fine, yeah, sometimes it’s scary, even ashamed, yes, but sasha, why, why are you, why are you tormenting?” “go smoke, take the ashtray,
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