20 years ago, the song suddenly became a hit on a global scale, russian fashion, as a protest against the erasure of women in the west. news of the week, sunday, 20:00. all news is always available on the media platform, look in the application or on the website look.ru, they follow the developments in russia abroad, stay with us. dad, i have a sailor. all relatives on my father’s side, all sailors, i found out in the res that she went to the pier, it’s actually some kind of shiny stick, i had to sacrifice the chandelier, in make a hole in the deck, it’s like a planted flower, it’s wonderful, it’s beautiful, it’s aesthetically pleasing, it’s musically very artistic, such a pylon is not scary.

i want to give anton a surprise, look at the weekend, with twenty years of happy married life, dear, i wonder why my husband will leave me, because kritin, with such a woman i would like to live my whole life, oops, and what to do now, you stole and survived out of my mind, what are you talking about now? yes, she

is good enough to be your mother, is the boy really so good that it blew your mind, i love him, yes if i loved him, life wouldn’t ruin him, i would like to talk to ella, ella has left, bring me back, today on rtr.

here they will cheer you up, wants to read, please read, but he can’t read, but a man has to earn money, yesterday i earned such money from my wife, so that morning mail is on air and i am its host, nikolai baskov, the most positive, morning mail with nikolai baskov on sundays on rtr.

hello, hello, dear friends, welcome to your favorite show parade of humor, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, lena, how are you do you think that’s who in the family gets all the man’s attention? come on, ren, of course, to my wife.

no, i can tell you who he constantly blows dust from, who he doesn’t spare a penny of money for, karen, i don’t understand, well, is this really a mistress, well, it’s warmer, but... still not quite, this is another family member, i’ll give you a hint , whom a man loves, feeds, dresses and shoes, okay, karen, this is a son or daughter, well, in the end, a cat or a dog, no, no, lenochka, this is a car, ah, a car, you're right, karen, for a man the car is almost like a mistress, oh, he adores her, constantly fusses with her, buys her all sorts of things. even rents her a separate apartment, karen , but at the same time, lenochka, women also have cars, they love them too, but not like men, for women a car is just a big handbag in which you can still travel,

so let’s let's talk about them today, about our dear, beloved, beautiful, women driving, no, cars, oh, come on... okay, taren, then let's give the green light to the first artist who will go on stage and make people laugh to all spectators, meet sergei drobotenko on stage, my friends, i was still in the soviet years. i was at the anniversary of one woman, she turned 50, well , a classic soviet feast, tables, letter p, in the center there is a hero of the day with a bouffant, men stand up, say toasts, say hello, and of course,

everyone is somehow trying to avoid the topic of age, so after listening to the toast at this anniversary, i realized this thing for myself, reminding a woman of her age, a man can be: either smart or honest, toast to a smart man, dear friends, dear marya petrovna, yes, yes, it’s not customary to ask a woman about her age , no one asks this woman, everyone already knows, to be honest, to call marya petrovna a woman... i can’t help but say it’s not because i drank a lot , marishka, my girl, and so it is for you, however, i won’t mention this frightening

number 50, but i’m so frightening, we look at you, we look at your grandchildren and we don’t see the difference, what can i wish you? 50 love is early, beauty is late, and how can you give this angel 50, look, these lips are 23, these the count is 22, this chin is 15, and the same for the other, so let’s drink to what we got... in total, to you, dear, a toast to an honest man, dear comrades,

dear petrovna. yes, it’s not customary to ask a woman about her age , they haven’t asked petrovna for a long time, not everyone has strong nerves, pay attention, there are no candles in the birthday cake, that’s understandable, i’m sorry, where to stick so many candles, today our petrovna entered. in the second half of the century, half a century hung behind her, what can one wish for this woman, although to hell with it? woman, my decrepit dove, now

it’s good to follow you in icy conditions, you won’t slip, petrovna has been living for a long time. world, pushkin also wrote about her, remember, i love you, peter’s creation, they say, and after the old people, our petrovna, petrovna walked a glorious path. “we will remember her as

an honest worker, mostly a faithful wife, petrovna learned the joy of motherhood early on, let petrovna wish you health, although to hell with your health, breathe on that, thank you. raise your glass and let’s have a drink, who knows, maybe for the last time. i noticed that on our streets there is an eternal

struggle between drivers and pedestrians, one woman says, yesterday for about 15 minutes, she tried to cross the road at a zebra crossing, no one let me through, then i picked up a brick , smiled and walked away, you won’t believe it, everyone missed it, the conclusion is very simple, smile, gentlemen, smile, because smiling makes people kinder, the artist who will now appear on this stage will make you not only smile, but laugh with all your heart, a charming stage is always unexpected, elena stepanenko.

girls, do you remember the poem by sergei yesenin: you are still alive, my old lady, i am also alive, hello to you, hello, remember, yes, well, what are you? you often go on the road in an old-fashioned , dilapidated shushun, so just so you know, at the time of writing this poem, the old lady was 46 years old, imagine, now she’s 46, she’s a bouncing girl.

how old do you think nanny arina radionovna was when pushkin wrote about her: “why are you, my old lady, depressed at the window, or dozing to the hum of your spindle?” arina radionovna was 52 years old, i girlfriend is 52, so she dozes with her fitness trainer, who is 35, three times a week, right in the basement, yeah, she’s going to the gym, the gym, she doesn’t even go in, she immediately runs to his basement, says: well, what should i do? , i’m losing weight so quickly, and the trainer thinks that she’s a teenager, she ’s still... wearing a mask, you can’t see her face, she prays every day, lord, extend

the quarantine, oh, girls, and i’ve spent my whole life like a squirrel in a wheel, home - work, work home, washing, cooking, cleaning, oh, i think, when will i rest, lord, when will i rest, well i think, okay, i’ll retire, i’ll rest, i’ll sit on the benches, like our grannies, and i’ll be all young...

some woman comes on the bus, she’s so angry , you know, like an old woman, she looked at me and said that she’s seated, give way to grandma, i took a closer look, i say, valka , what are you, i accepted you as a pioneer in the fifth grade, she looks at me, says, nadyukha, it’s you, i say i, she says, you’re so hard for me i tied my tie and i still can’t untie it... that’s why i’m so angry. oh, the psychologist tells me: “nadya, remember, a woman, even at 70 years old , should live in a complete family, and a complete family is when there is a husband and a lover. oh, oh, girls, no, but i think the main thing is to

want to live. now there are so many new opportunities, so many remedies , my friend’s legs hurt, you know , well, she could barely walk at all, so they advised her to buy this gel, well, it’s like the power of sobchak, uh, no, that is, this, this - horsepower, listen, she bought it and smeared it, you won’t believe it, she started running around naked, recently she ran up to me, i said that you will eat , i have pilaf or cabbage rolls, she says hay, and neighs like a horse, oh, girls, have you seen, now in these airports, shopping centers, they have installed these japanese massage chairs , have you seen? oh, well , i’ll tell you now, listen, if you sit in this chair, that means you put in 100 rubles. and this chair begins to squeeze you, stroke you, massage

you, oh, girls, i received more affection from this chair in 5 minutes than from... my husband in 30 years of marriage, there, you know, this chair has four compression powers, weak, strong, demobilization and fedor konikhov after 5 years of solo voyage around the world, and this is my favorite mode, you know, all the bones are cracking, i recently went to see a friend, he is also retired, well, my neighbor, i see three girls come out to meet me , twins, they all look the same, i ask him, do you have triplets? he says: no, this is my mother, my wife and mother-in-law, it’s just that all three of them go to the same plastic surgeon, he altered them using the same pattern, then a fourth

twin comes out, i say, who is this? he says and this is my dad, he’s the one with the bank loan. took on these operations, so now he’s hiding from collectors, oh, in short , optimism is the trend these days, i have a friend who works in a nightclub as a stripper, then boom, the retirement age was extended, can you imagine, and she’s now up to 60 years old at this point tumble on a pole, well, nothing, nothing, she came up with an idea, listen, she insulated this pole , wrapped an orenburg down scarf around it, knitted herself a thong with a backcomb to the knees, smeared herself with valtar ointment with glitter, turned up the music louder so that you couldn’t hear it was like her joints were crunching, she was doing such twirls on this pole, oh, what,

they really weren’t putting money in her thong, lingonberry jam, milk, zvevovoy. recently they poured a thong full of dried mushrooms, can you imagine , she and i cooked this mushroom soup, we ate it for 3 days, you can’t drag us away by the ears, oh, my grandchildren tell me, grandma, you’re soon 70 years old, it’s your anniversary, what should i give you? i say: grandchildren, you know, all my life i dreamed of a parachute. "oh, i think so, age, of course, is age, the façade seems to be fresh, but the foundation is still

under khrushchev they did, yes, i can no longer do the splits, but at least i can sit with my youngest grandson so that my daughter can go to work to pay off the mortgage." "yes, i can no longer do a cartwheel like a gymnast, but when my the youngest grandson stuck a cherry in his nose and began to choke, i rushed him to the doctor, my tire broke on the way, it was night on the road, there was no one, so i made this wheel, alone without a jack, and the most offensive thing is that when we reached ..." to the doctor, the grandson sneezed, the cherry flew out and he said to me: on the woman, fade away, girls, the main thing is to want to live

, my friend over there complains all the time, oh, her eyesight is falling, her back hurts, i don’t see small things, i say, listen, why are you whining all the time, but you see your pension, she says, yes, i say, so why are you lying that you don’t see the small things? “my back hurts, it hurts me too, but i go to argentine tango, everyone thinks it’s a passion, but this is a radiculist, you know, you have to treat age with humor.” the girls and i, when we get together in the yard, what songs we sing, you know, these ones, grandmothers, grandmothers, grandmothers, old women, prokhora,

chaliapin, we are best friends, a new local doctor came to our clinic, he’s young, listen, but they lost my medical card, can you imagine, all four volumes? and i had to retell to him all the diseases that i had suffered over 70 years , in the sixth hour of retelling, he began to cry and begged me to shut up, but i didn’t, i didn’t shut up , no, i told him everything, everything about how my nose was treated with electrophoresis, instead 5 in the distance 220, my whole nose was already charred. i gave birth in a rural medical center, and i was delivered by drunk veterinarian, he wrote to me on the card, and the piglet was weak, only one

piglet, the sow swore obscenities during the feeding, once after the operation they took me to the morgue by mistake, imagine, i woke up , i come to this post, i say, guys, you that in general the shores have been lost, but in your ward there is such a cold, everyone is blue , the local doctor cried, in the column the patient’s name was written by the terminator, in the age column he wrote koschey the immortal, baba nadya will burn out, we have a phoenix bird, which is reborn every year. from the ashes, and i'm on it i looked, and i said: son, in

russia, every woman over fifty is a phoenix bird, giving birth, dying, falling, getting up, but we have such birds, a phoenix in the yard, a whole poultry house. and sometimes it happens in the evening, when all the grandchildren have already been put to bed, all the fairy tales have been told, all the socks have been knitted, all the likes have been given to classmates, such phoenix birds gather with a secret, fluff up their gray sparse feathers, and when they chirp, girl, dance, to spite all the years . cloak, love, take risks, age is just a number, since the question arose, be

or not to be. we must love this life every moment, girls, let's be together, the girl has been dancing for seven years for evil, cry , love, take risks, age is just a number, since the question has arisen, to be or not to be, we must love this life every moment, the girl is dancing. in spite of all the years , cry, love, take risks, age is just a number, since the question arose, to be or not to be, you must love this life every moment, dance girl.

y thanks y! this crime scene suits you like no other. thank you, fedor! premiere! please don't be nervous, you're in the circle friends, in the circle of friends of the corpse, looks appraisingly, under the suspicion of half the city, i feel like he’ll end up, we’ll sort it out, doesn’t believe the tears, i like it, oleg, great, i have something to do with it, oleg, and i can’t stand it.

when a man has unclean shoes, i’m wondering, it’s like they let you into the hospital looking like this, but sometimes it’s a reason to get acquainted, so wow, wow, that’s very romantic, that’s enough, new investigative secrets from monday on rtr, we’ve collected the first a group of about ten people, there were short calls, we are going to...

i came across such people who care , to support me in word, hello, dear soldier, and in deed, without your help you would not have survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you, what you do is simply amazing, from monday to thursday on rtr, are you crazy? on sunday, here good people reported that you got mixed up with a masked man, this girl, who is she anyway, a random girl from a random city, and you have been dating sveta for 4 years, we need to have a child, i really, really want this, no one believe me, hello, i would like to be with anna

talk, but she’s not there. she drove us off to the south with her boyfriend , don’t listen to anyone, you should have forgotten him a long time ago, i can’t forget , i’m still checking, i’m really happy, i was only with one person, max, what are you doing, a year and a half has passed, this you, what you wanted, live according to the dictates of your heart, sunday on rtr. provocation is treacherous behavior, there is a difference between a man and a woman, i noticed when it turns out that my husband and my cat are the most intelligent creatures in our family. orientalism, this is some kind of conventionalism parallel agenda. what do you need nerif? continuation of the conversation in new episodes of our

podcasts. and so as not to miss anything. subscribe, listen, watch on the media platform let's watch. substation: the first podcasts we watch. don't look for me. one woman says to her husband: i passed my license, it’s time for me to buy a car,

what car do you think is best for me? the husband answers: washing, that is, you, karen, still think that a woman driving is dangerous, but to be honest. yes, because when they see a woman driving, men shy away the parties are out of harm's way, and as a result they collide with each other. guy, i don’t agree, all the same, women drive better than men, because they pass the driving test, not like men once, but five, 10 times, and as you know, repetition is the mother of learning. as they said in my favorite movie, let's stop this useless thing.

i didn’t rock the floors, but what should i do when the lights are on, in my city, somewhere on the edge of the earth, it’s simple, everything is very simple, today is the style of the nineties, simple, everything is very simple, today i’m in the style of the nineties, come on. there has been a rumor for a long time and it is no longer new , yura shaptunov will come to us soon, but i know for sure that

yura will never set foot in the sila palace of culture, it’s simple, everything is very simple, today i’m in the style of the nineties, that’s just it. very simple, today i’m in the style of the nineties, dumplings and leggings, meet the king at the disco, i’m the most beautiful for 3 rubles, it won’t take a long time to return everything. in the city on the edge, even if i finish my song in draco hall, simple, everything is very simple, today i am in the style of the nineties, simple, everything is very simple, today

i am in the style of the nineties, simple, everything is very simple, today i am in the style of the nineties, simple, everything is very simple. today i washed the ninetieth! lena, you know, technology does not stand still, one german company recently released

a car with artificial intelligence , when it saw our road, the car said, what the heck, and didn’t go anywhere, yes, but i heard the designers came up with this. he drives on his own, avoids traffic jams on his own, stops at traffic lights, it’s just fantastic. oh, karena, i remembered one incident, an inspector was standing on the road, and suddenly he saw a a car is driving , no one is driving, the inspector thinks, wow, an unmanned car , suddenly a woman’s head appears behind the wheel, the car brakes sharply and the woman says: oh, sorry, my lipstick fell off, tell this story to the writer who... will be out soon scene, he will make a whole number out of it, stage

leon izmailov, i meet him, the story is called new methods, my friend volodka comes to me and says, how are you? you have the means to pump up, i say, well, in principle, i don’t have to, i’m already pumping up,

and he says, so, if you drink the mummy , it will all go away, i say, where did i get the mummy from, he says, don’t worry, it will be there soon, and indeed the next day brings a healthy piece of something black, about two kilograms, spamira says they brought it for 2 dollars per gram, but it seems to me that he saw this same cobblestone at a neighboring construction site, and it was completely free, and he said: there at the peace , animals lick this mumiyo and they immediately recover, i tell him, they don’t lick it for 2 dollars per gram, that's right, so they get better, he says, so, talk less, dilute it with alcohol and take a glass three times a day instead of food, well, i listened to him, took a glass, i feel everything inside. i feel like i’m about to give up, well, they called an ambulance, the doctor came,

looked, sniffed, said, why did the people come, they started snacking on tar, well , volodka says, you know, screw him with this mumio, you’ll do yoga according to special system, i say, i don’t have any system, he says, don’t worry, it will be soon, well, i started doing yoga according to the system hairs, while i was inhaling and exhaling , everything was fine, but when it came to the pose, that ’s exactly what happened, my left leg wouldn’t fit behind my right ear, one day my wife and i pressed on the trail, something crunched and there was no way back, and so the vedok, in no way, sticks out from behind his ear, moves his fingers, well, they called an ambulance, the doctor came, looked, and said, well, not bad, not bad, you are the third for today, two of them are stuck in the lotus position, and this just doesn’t work for you lotus, you have such a sex... i'm a doctor saying: untie me, start felshaming me

they were pulling him in different directions, while they were pulling out his leg, they almost tore off his head, his wife said: it would be better if they shot him so that i wouldn’t suffer, volodka says: you see, it was too early for you to do yoga, you should have chewed three dried grasshoppers at the beginning of the month, well, he says nothing, and we’ll make up for it with gonotuncture, i say, which corner is pricked, i don’t have any needles, he says don’t mess around, they’ll be there soon... and he says, every point on the human body corresponds to some internal

organ, all these points i studied it, it remains only now to find out which organ they correspond to, well, he came out of the hospital, volodka says, what the hell with him, he talks to this and golukalam, the only thing that can help you is a raw food diet, i say i ate the dog in this case, i say, you know this is too much, but don’t worry, you say, you will eat raw vegetables, i say, where do i get the raw materials from? in the middle of winter, he says: don’t worry, they will be there soon, well, i started eating raw vegetables, carrots in the morning, beets in the afternoon , cabbage in the evening, at night about two o’clock, i open the refrigerator, take out the sausage, cry over it sleep. a few days later i lost so much weight that i thought i wouldn’t be able to find myself in bed in the morning, i thought i’d blow out the window with a draft, i called volodiko and said: listen, well, it was impossible, i say, i’ve lost so much weight that i can’t find myself in bed in the morning i can’t, he says , for sure, give up this raw food diet, go on complete fasting, this is the only thing that

can help you, well, i started fasting, for the first five days, it was hard, i myself heard my friend’s wife say: on the phone, oh, man, i'm afraid for him, oh, i'm afraid he'll eat me, raw foodist damn, somewhere on the seventh, on the eighth day, such clarity, such distinctness appeared in my head, that is, it is clear, i clearly see that i have until next monday to live, well , i left the hospital, he said, why are we going to be treated now? , i say, i will be treated for stupidity, and you for a concussion, he says, so i don’t have any concussion, i say, don’t worry. i would like to invite you to meet an amazing sunrise, he

proposed to me on the first date, and you agreed, my heart is restless, nin, you need to go to the farm, what about volodya, but he hurt himself. her fate is such a girl , she is spellbound to loneliness, a black widow, there is always a talisman against any curse, my name is victor, nina, i realized that i can love again, if i overlooked someone, he will not live, you will become my wife , i’m scared, all the men who marry me then die , nothing will happen to me, i collapsed on everything,

just a minute, attention, today is a big day, a big holiday, it’s been a long time since we ’ve seen each other, impudent, white, you you know for every cool fighter he will find an even cooler one, you fell in love with them, but who is good for you, your wife or your boys, don’t ask stupid questions now, they are still loved, you are responsible for your words. i am always responsible for my words , a hero of my time, beauty, repping, the whole brigade, only on the platform we look,

sunday, the first word is more expensive than the second, but i probably know why i walk and run like that. with all my heart, andrei malakhov’s evening show, on sunday on rtr, i decided to return a day early, i want to surprise anton, we'll look at the weekend. happy twenty years of happy married life, dear.

narter. men don't like it when a woman sits next to them in the car and tells them how to drive. but the only woman whose opinion all men listen to is the one who sits in the navigator. by the way, do you know that the first navigator appeared in russia back in the 17th century. and his name was ivan susanin.

yes, now you can’t go anywhere without a navigator, he will tell you everything, give you advice, show you the way, i have a friend, when she takes a wrong turn , the navigator tells her, well, basically you can do that, but i read that they have now released one navigator.

5 years old, divorced, documents, no need for a license , give me your passport, there’s no stamp from the tax office, well, we’ll have a long conversation, but i’m pestering you, now it’s so difficult to find a normal driver, there’s nothing around, there’s no one around, this morning a guy was driving on the roof sofa, i slow him down, he says what? i can’t drive the sofa, i say, yes, take your sofa, well , at least take off your underwear and this woman who sleeps there,

yesterday she stopped some, there are no seat belts , no mirrors, no insurance, no first aid kit, there aren’t even license plates, you know, but on a fur coat, the boss is yelling into the radio, ivanova, you’re a fool , let go of the tank, he’s going to the parade, i just managed to get 3,000 from them for bald tires, how good it is that today i came across such an unmarried, handsome handsome man , where is my bunny going, fiancee, well, go, you goat, captain ivanova, 26 years old. “what a nice car you have, it’s okay, i noticed a long time ago, a man

always looks like his car, here comes the car, dirty, the face is dented, the guy will be the same, the tires are bald, the driver is not the best, you know, i’m so tired of being alone, so ho

his legs are sticking out, it turns out molochkov is doing the splits, if you knew how difficult it is for a fragile , weak woman to serve, we stand in any weather, that summer it was so hot, i stood and dreamed that they would approve a new uniform for us , panties shoulder straps. the asphalt melted from the heat, my heels got stuck, i stopped the guy, i said, can you pull out my legs, he was so happy, he started running, i said, i’ll pull out your legs, and i’ll twist your arms and head, you say, you won’t believe it , i ’ve been dreaming about this for so many years, ivanova

listens to the reception, goes. motorcade of oligarchs in a limousine, thank you, semyonov, thank you, i’ll at least put on makeup, general ivanova, eighth-grader, ex-hubby, where did you get the limousine, rent it, get married, be late for the tax office, advice and love, so happy for you, no, well, i ’m not going to settle scores, what are you talking about, this is mean, low, of course, you’ll go now, i just need to check the technical condition of the car, yeah, just quickly, co2 fire extinguisher, brakes, insurance, first aid kit, blood pressure tires, availability of a jack, warning triangle, operation of the handbrake, brake lights, side lights, adjustment of the headlights, wheel alignment, play of the steering wheel, everything strictly according to

the instructions, for three hours. and i’m a bitch, remember , if a woman isn’t a bitch, it means she’s sick , drive off, you’re standing there like that, you hope that during the entire time i’ve been on duty here, only one driver spoke to me kindly, even invited me to visit him, i thought , this is love, and he says: i just want to do to the traffic police at least once what it has been doing to me for 25 years. in our there are only three women in the battalion, me, sidorova and a dog that is looking for drugs. and of all three, only the dog’s personal life has worked out so far. four times already. this is my whole life.

that's white. the stripe is black, then white again, three stripes, and a woman’s happiness is when there are two stripes, where are you, my prince, in a white mercedes with expired fears, i’m waiting for you at 115 km mcat in any weather, call me, my phone 0.2 one man complains, he bought a car, the service life is 20 years, his wife got behind the wheel, the term.

immediately expired, oh, well, forever you men complain about how we women drive, and by the way, a woman behind the wheel looks beautiful, but what’s up, women drive beautifully, sometimes they’re simply stunning, that’s why men are afraid of women driving, one woman wrote on twitter: hurray, i’m finally going to driving school, soon there will be one less pedestrian. so think about what she had in mind at that time? but we know what any artist who appears on this stage means, he wants to make his dear and beloved audience laugh, yuri oskarov is on our stage.

i would like to talk to you now about... weddings, when we talk about weddings, the first thing we immediately imagine is a charming bride in a white photo, in a beautiful white dress, you know, i have a friend, a curvaceous lady, she tells me, yurok: you know, i decided wedding dress up in a snowflake costume, put on a white dress, white tights, white underwear, a white tiara, went to the mirror and thought, wow , a snowdrift, well, you know, and brides are different, but when we talk about weddings, imagining the bride, we we forget that next to her there is another guy who the name is the groom, i want to show your attention the registration of marriage through the eyes of the groom , situation one: dear newlyweds, today you have an unforgettable event, james bond, how nice it is to see a groom who has so much

joy on his face, and this joy, this holiday will last your whole life . do you agree to take this charming, beautiful girl as your wife? you, you are expecting a child, from me, kiss, friends, advice and love, stand. dear newlyweds, today you have an unforgettable event, the day when you decided to unite your destinies and go through life together in

love consent, excuse me, who is the groom here? i see, i shouldn’t ask, groom, are you ready? although you already? ready for a long time, oh, bride, patience, the bride and groom can exchange rings, that’s enough, now you can kiss, but not me, the bride, attention, another situation.

today two loving hearts are united in marriage, the heart of the groom zurav and the beautiful olesya. wait, zural, are you ready to take the bzhons, olesya? well, there's no point in asking the bride. zurab has already answered everything for her. stop, this is not according to the rules, you haven’t signed your name yet. well now, now you can kiss.