he even likes it, but who are you anyway? i ’m kind of an assistant, but of course, bravo, signorita, well done girls, and now my assistant, her name is verochka, will show you a fiery dance and teach you how to dance it too, cha-cha-cha, one two, cha-cha-cha, oops, but i’m not

here, we repeat after vera, vera is a professional, one two, one two, ivan ilyevich, if anything, the toilet is here and there, thank you, but the offspring, where everything is harmful, well, to be honest, vadik is not strong, i that same evil stepmother who just can’t bark with her pasalka, i no longer i know what to do, i tried everything, we bought a dog, yeah, we’re going to the training ground together, i threw a damn party for him , i probably should have invited his friends, but i don’t know their phone numbers, well, you understand that we have a choice here not really, do you want witches, a superhero, something in moscow? no

, what’s that, but i thought that a latina was probably somehow more interesting than a clown with stupid competitions, i agree, yes, apparently i’m just an idiot, oh well, come on, you did everything right, he didn’t lock himself out of the room it turns out, do you want me to talk to him, i don’t know, if it’s not difficult for you, no, well... okay , try it, and then i guess i’ll go save your assistant, otherwise the guests will soon tear me apart, thank you, thank you, the room is wrong, maybe i’ll sit here, they definitely won’t look for me here it will be that they coped with the local aunties, but they didn’t calculate their strength a little. with all these, budyrak

, and you're a bore, you could go down out of politeness , pumped up normally, let's play, choose the first one, oh, for, well, thank you, but what do we play, it doesn't matter, you have no chance anyway, oh, hardcore , what is clear, what is clear to you, yes everything is clear, do you have chips, are the curtains darker? what a ruble day gamats, you don’t chatter, but better hit at least damn once , let’s don’t be rude to the elders, i actually dressed up as a clown for you, for me, i thought it was your daddy’s chick who invited you to hang out, firstly she didn’t chick, and secondly, this whole party is for your sake, listen, you know how scary it is when you try, try your best , and they stupidly ignore you, i know, a girl from the circle.

understandable, but if i tell your love to come back, you can come, you can, why the hell am i she was dancing in circles with a bunch of drunken women, ah , shame on the blacksmiths, shame on you, you could say the boy’s heart was cracked, and she was all about herself, you better tell me what, a fifteen-year-old girl, how can i blurt it out?

you are our specialist in these matters, no, the image of the former, yes, yes, i am still angular here. well, okay, sorry, it’s my fault, the address is alisa uzhukova, you say, sea six, thank

you, okay, thank you, by yourself,

here he is, oh, artist, well, wait, i’m saying that now he’s gone after the neighbor’s children, yeah, yeah, wait, wait , kuznetsova, i was wrong, you are very good assistant, yeah.

hi, listen, i understand, i screwed up , even twice, but i’m really not such a bastard as i might seem, and you young drovas are not all that hopeless, by the way, you have every chance with your data , i asked you, but no, this is my personal voluntary initiative, lying to me doesn’t suit you. that then a lousy actor, normal, then they starred in all sorts of garbage, it would be nothing at all, hey, hello, your mother actually watches this garbage, and your grandmother, or maybe your aunt, because i ask you to respect my target audience, and you seem to respect me, yes of course, well then , have tea with my mom, her girls

, he’s so cute, yes, yes, i’m not dressed at all, and this is for you... i’ll come back to you, so be it, and dad it will be, why are you, aleshkovsky, come on, come on, come on, don’t be shy.

well, hello, hello, hello, ivan, tell me, what about you? seen without a hand?

and you’re great, oh well, you didn’t do anything special, oh, don’t be too sad, now they have enough impressions for 3 years, listen, i wanted to ask, this is my mother’s initiative, so you were going to be an actress, well, yes, your daughter is on tv, the limit is reading, but whatever you want, i want my mother to be happy, but i don’t care what to do for now, the actress is also cool. “what the hell, you’re a mature person , i haven’t grown up to this yet, it’s okay, you’ll grow up, everything is ahead of you

, what do you think, we’ll bring back the rest, i don’t know, we have an idea, tell oleg, we have an informal leader, if he comes, the rest will also catch up " “great, fuck off, okay , yeah, what’s not at school is none of your business, i understand, i skipped school myself, and that in the end, in no way the institute was not accepted into the theater only by accident, so look at me and draw conclusions, the bottom line is that you are in chocolate, but it ’s just because of my snotty nature, of course you ’re not so lucky with this, so you’ll go along the standard path, army, factory , pension. this, listen, uh, i just forgot my chemistry homework at home, give me a quick lift before the changes run out. no, yes, okay, let's

quickly, come on, jump, can you just go faster? this is our chemical beast, but how long does it take to accelerate to 100? 3 seconds, 3 seconds, yeah, powerful, powerful, what, engine turbocharged? yeah , 500 horses, two-inch acoustics, in short, complete mincemeat , whatever i like, well, i’ll act in films and it will be better, but in general the machine is a test, don’t stop, otherwise they ’ll figure it out again on the headstock, whoever’s on the headstock, i repeat, stop the car, i didn't do anything. i was late for the chemistry class, i decided to let him down, that’s it, let’s go out, where, hey, i’m both from

the witnesses that i managed to throw off, yes, i ’ll arrange such witnesses for you now, that again it’s the bastard from the central one who took you weakly, yes, no, i'm nothing, i'm not there, and what is this, and this mine, yours, yeah, a man with a five-lama car decided to cut off a couple of thousand from a passerby, yes, you, olishkovsky, for what? you want to thunder, for complicity or for giving lies, that's right , free, go ahead, yes, i'm honest, i just took it to him, that's it, your division, acquaintance, who found it, witch, i'm interested in how you found out where the body is girls , as if someone wants to tell me something, get out of here, now, even though you’re not normal to me, i’m on your side, think about why you were given this gift, the secret cherishes 2

january on rtr, i thought that here, more seriously, you sit and think, there’s nothing to think about here, here it’s all, to play or not to play, yes, yes, that’s it, there can’t be two opinions, because there are five of us, this is a dangerous fairy-tale animal, but when it comes to fleas, i am beyond competition, there are questions here. how is everything running, wow, i really want to check, seriously, this is flirting, obviously, just to see, let's go, it must be edible, i meant, of course, a bear, when i said something like that smelly little one, a hint in general , the most gambling team, if 100,000 is not there, zhenya will add his own, then what many people use, the strongest love for the game, this is

a five-on-one program, i oops, ah... five on one on saturdays at rtr. stanislavsky, director. gillerovsky, reporter. his method is to work on himself. i really want to visit khitrovka. this is a very dangerous place. i myself don’t go to trickery without a knuckle and a whip. well, look. what about him? killed? tell me, your scarf, his motto, i don’t believe it, because everything you just said is everything it’s not true, after all, i don’t believe that ksenia andreevna could kill, which means we need to look for the real killer, his system works flawlessly, what can you say, stanislavsky,

a cunning trick, the sign of four, an unusual dramatic twist. just like shakespeare on january 1 on rtr, face value or face value, face value and a complete list of contents, wait, how much did you have there, how much was there, how much was there, more, more, do you realize where you are, what’s nearby? do you want to sit down with him? and don’t get distracted, evgeny, write without mistakes, are you serious or something, but well, he’s just a kid, well, forgive him for the first time, your wallet was returned, evgeny, for the first time, but this guy has five charges, four, plus an article for petty hooliganism, they took him on bail , otherwise he would have thundered at the youngster, then he

goes to the circle as an educational work, so that he doesn’t hang out on the street, our circle is covered. and that’s why you decided to cut the wallets, yes, well done, little fellow, well, no matter, now the man will write a statement, you’ll go to our colony, the nenchitsa has had enough of you, well and what are we going to do like this, just give up, admit to our own powerlessness, give up this fragile soul to be torn to pieces? system, and what will happen to him in 5 years, comrade major, and what will happen to him when his peers grow up, serve in the army, find a good job, start a family, children, what will happen to him, we can forgive ourselves for his broken fate , and what do we say to his unborn children, to his unfulfilled plans, to his desecrated will and faith in

all humanity, what do we say, eugene, why the hell, tell me, eugene, okay? well well done, well done, where does the text from the fifth season of cops-cops come from? oh, thank you, comrade major, for following my work, do you want us to go, creativity, what were you talking about yesterday in the fifteenth episode, what kind of beacons are you talking about? no, stop, i’m saying the text that other people wrote, so... it’s me, your face on the screen, and it’s up to you to answer, sit down, write, write, and what should i write, a complaint to these other people of yours, so that they don’t write all sorts of bullshit , firstly, now, the police never reveal the location

of mobile phones, never, secondly, the police do not special device. and for what? but let me remember, i held a latin american party in a clown costume, almost got punched in the face again, spent a creative evening with local housewives, almost got thundered for. all this in order to get the children back to school , you didn’t care about them, you just want to rewind the sentence, now you’re crumbling in front of the club,

dad, have you ever seen me as a scumbag, the reason i left is because i’m tired all the time deserve? approval, you feel like a complete insignificance, then we'll stop be, well, what are we deciding with the artist, well , guys, come on, i’m fine personally, me too, while luskuts on sick leave can be tolerated, be patient, why the hell should you tolerate, i ’d rather lie at home, but with such... what did he pull you out of mentura yesterday? and he didn’t dump me when i forced myself on him as a daughter, and he didn’t turn me in to my mother either, by the way, great,

maybe we can wash his car then or take him for a beer, oh well, we actually locked him in the closet first, so what? and he ruined our performance, and the scenery at the kokoshil, by the way, is normal, in short, let’s let's vote, who's for it? to give aleshkovsky a chance, well, macarina, how is it a success, well, now we’ll see, to be honest, i didn’t think there was an audience, even yesterday i was nervous, but motherwort with valerenka, a decoction? not funny, go teacher, test the power of your charm, yes.

i did everything i could. yes, well, apparently, not all my speeches should end with applause.

it turns out that he’s a crazy person, in short, if, if there is a pause, ivan ilyich, how to correctly depict a moose? otherwise you get hooves, nothing with horns at all, quietly, quiet, stop, stop, stop, now ilyush, and the elk , this is, first of all, character, you understand what your elk is like, and sad, stupid, you yourself are stupid, now he’s curious, he also likes to shit, that ’s right, no, no, that’s right , well done, ah... the point is that a moose, or any animal or object in general, they don’t need to try to copy it, they need to become one, you know, well

, that is, understand how old it is, what hurts it, is it afraid tickling, whether he likes this weather, i don’t know whether it’s snow or rain or summer, whether he sweats or is cold, all this you need to understand about your character , you know, that is, a moose is an image, it’s not a pair of ungulates that were taken into... or a scene, you know, uh-huh, it’s not visible, let’s start with a call, okay, an exercise in emancipation, yes, very fresh, thank you, i knew that you believed in me, and the mirror training, you know, yes, of course, dad got up, this fruit is growing empty, look, you do everything and you really like it.

let's maybe then make the scene with the fence a dance piece and once 1 2 3 4 now try 1 2 2 3 4 if you do anything let's do it once

two on the right foot and i don’t like everything, the music is moronic, the movement is too, there’s not enough attention, that’s it, yeah, look at yourself from the outside, a collector of clowns, he’s mocking. above us, the clown is now alone, and it’s you , wait, wait, wait, do you have any thoughts on how to make this scene better, well, if you have, let me demonstrate, we ’ll see, well, oleg, suggest, let’s go you all are, well, generally classy, ​​as expected. so

class is over for today, come home, repeat everything you went through, okay, goodbye, see you, bye everyone, wait, what it is necessary, they say, yeah, you and i are like people serving time, just don’t come at me and pretend that you understand something, why i really understand, of course, you’re used to being the first and don’t like to participate in that, what you are not an expert in, psychoanalysis. c grade, but you 're a lousy dancer and don't want to look like a fool in front of the guys? yes, i also know how to make scenes, yes, especially when i haven’t learned the text, or i don’t really like my partner, and to be honest, i look like an ambitious person, even the group gave me a laxative, yes, i’m not kidding, you’re laughing, phew, in short, i have a proposal for you. well, the truce

has been concluded, let's see, you're home, yes, see you tomorrow, can you give me a ride? well, firstly, i have a car, and secondly, i drove around with you, today i walked, so maybe i’ll also walk with you, if you don’t mind, as you want, well, that’s how i want it. and you remember, by the way , you, i’m a hero, that’s where we were hiding from the gopniks so that we wouldn’t get punished for reading shakespeare, remember, don’t believe that the sun is clear, that the stars are swarming, lights, well, that’s true i don’t have the power to lie, but trust my love, maybe you’ll come for tea, well, just tea, nothing personal, yes, i understand, i’m sorry, i can’t do it today, which one promised to whom here? why am i not

surprised? it’s not just about business, it’s about business and there’s nothing extra, i’m telling the truth, well , it suits you very well when you’re jealous, you’ve taken your hands away from her, otherwise just go, i’ll figure it out myself, aren’t you little or something? got a face, go, stas, what’s cute, you have a girlfriend , it’s normal that it’s calm, i don’t understand something, his car is cool, or big you have such great love, you watched the tv, stop yelling, people are sleeping, what are you talking about, you ’re going to yell at me now, understand, right? yes , come on, of course, i’ll call your fathers now, if you don’t calm down, let’s go, uh-huh, uh-huh , give it to your grandmother to put in the corner, pashkovsky, go to hell, come on, come on, sailor, rest.

i wouldn't inform you if i were you, i bet. especially the father and this juvenile supervisor, okay, it’s clear, everything is clear, quiet, i have a curfew of nine, if someone will cover me up , let's slow down, okay, what do you think, i need someone to know that you were here, believe me, no, let's go, let's go now, what a nut you are, and 1, 2 , 3, 4, 5, 6, you do it like this, you need a wave, a wave, one more time, come on, and one, two, next, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and, one, two, three, what are you doing with your hips, just one, two, three, four, turn, 1, 2, 3, 4,

well done, i said, it won’t work, one more time, 1, 2, 3, hello, drive, well, take yours book, roll call, well here, yeah, and makarova, tropilo ugarov is beautiful here, but ugarov is not there, well, no, so no, okay, so, let ’s now have a scene with a fence that is not there, and then we’ll move on, who will be instead of ugarov, well, it turns out i’m ready, and once 2 3

1 2 3 5 well, everyone, attention, fence, let's get ready. time is short, everyone is ready and first and 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 hands 7 8 1 2 exit didn’t happen here calm calm calm what happened i won’t be long you let’s go through the bunch yes i ’ll hold the chicken. you are the main thing, okay, accepted, thank you, what is it, on what shovels they took me, don’t take me away like that, veri sergeevna, quickly. vera sergeevna, there

gavrilov took alishkovsky away from class, they arrested him, they didn’t even read the charges, you ’ll sort this out somehow, otherwise they might take you away later too. well, intercessor, we’ll call the producers, maybe? well, now only to the regional prosecutor’s office, i take into account your criminal record, the charge is very serious, in short, it’s not within my authority, but i didn’t beat him mikhail

valentinovich, well, they quarreled, yes it was the case, but vera resolved this situation, vera sergeevna, they’re going home let's go together, how about you? i'm like a pioneer home kefir, bed, can anyone confirm? he was at home , went to bed, it sucks, van, the second fight is already a relapse, yeah, here you can’t

get by with painting the fences, well, remember, van, maybe there were some neighbors, i was alone, insert. says you it’s better to interrogate him, it’s a smoke, mish, i need to chat with my son, but can’t you wash the car, mish? what kind of conspiracy is this? will your dancer break if he confirms this? the warden finds out and may send him to juvenile detention. are you between two and five? yes, nothing will happen to me as a trusted person. dad, i promised the boy. i left the actor under your full responsibility,

why the hell should i tell you that he’s in jail on some crazy charge, deal with your gopniks, mr. candidate, but i’m not vashshkovsky’s nanny i was hired, he is completely inadequate when it comes to conflicts, he is an actor, he has a fine mental structure, yes, and so do i, such information feeds make me extremely nervous, you know what, let’s decide these questions for yourself, i feel you have experience don't borrow. the goat to the central hospital quickly, but he knows how to fight, he can act in an actor’s hand-to-hand combat, they even saw stasik in alishkovsky’s waist, he wouldn’t have hit him, so no, so we’re arguing with the soldiers for not moving him, well, guys, didn’t move, moved, what is it, didn’t move.

the dancer gathered far away, he laid it down, that means, yes , i won’t admit anything, i’m not a star , there’s no one to excuse me, he didn’t give you up , he sits, silent, like a scout, waiting for the five to show up that they came then, yes, i wanted to look at your honest face, that’s it.

bastards. alexander samoilenko. can you start now? you and i are just relieving stress. no, i'll be back in 20 minutes. 40.20 we'll do it. serf. december 30th. on rtr. you're looking at 100 to one. what is our task to open all the boards? if you ask, then with a podbokh. last name

which character from pushkin's works? everybody knows. and what is 7.8? 7.8, 7.8, how much? those who are at work talk a lot and loudly. if you answer, then with humor. i'm chopping oak. no, pinch. problems with water and light. housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - this is a set for a headache and god forbid now beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, on saturday on rtf, maybe you can stay with me today , i promise you an unforgettable night of fasting. we

need to live separately for a while, but what? we need to understand whether we have at least some chance? i would advise you to start a joint hobby, ballroom dancing would be best, what? what? and for the sake of my son, i agree to the experiment. if you haven’t danced, it doesn’t mean that cha-cha, it’s difficult, nothing connects them anymore except dance. what 's so complicated about it, cha-cha, one, two, three, you just need to learn to count to three, by the way, i learned these stupid steps, seriously, lead the way. cha-cha-cha. premiere. december 30th. cha-cha, one, two. op. on rtr. stanislav. how are you feeling?

hello. new girl? yes, from paradise center. we interview patients about their mental comfort. how would you rate your condition on a five-point scale? cool, yes, in monetary terms, what amount could cover your moral damage? are you from aleshkovsky, or what? consciousness, it’s clear, this is reassuring, yes, tell him to take his money and put it in you know where, i got in after all, well, now i ’m going to call the police, but i’m leaving, lord, i ’ll just go straight to the police, quiet. i'll tell you where i got it from, goodbye, hello, hello, and stasya, where is the fifteenth, yours , i made a porridge from the morning, oh, thank you, and you are lishkovsky’s new wall, i knew you by your voice, yes, oh, we talked on the phone, i ’m vera, it’s very nice, i understand i married you conflict, that’s right, listen , this is nonsense, me and oleshkovsky, stop it, you think

you’re the first one he slaps like that for, and you’re his mother or something, well, you’re not a girl either, you could have foreseen the consequences, thanks for... advice, goodbye, because of you a person can be charged with an article, and you are pretending to be insulted innocence, and what should i do, teach the provincial idiot, tell your father to take the application back, when he gets even more furious, well, come up with something, otherwise everyone knows how to wag their tail, hello, kitschna, oh, hello, hello,

i didn’t understand something, what are you doing? , do you want to get rid of your oleshkovsky? i want my boyfriend not to be considered a complete loser, because he was beaten by a moscow upstart, are you worried about me? yes, it’s cool, okay, i forgive this actress. but on one condition, over there in the jacket, take it in the right breastplate, come on, come on, come on, i'm in 3 days i was running around with you, yes, you have either a choir, or grandmothers,

or a friend, or vasya from the stairs, doing downhill, that’s it. “sign it up, it’s a muddy story, the guy you quarreled with, uh, beat up a guy about your

build, no idea who it could be, or maybe some type of my complex, so that’s it, get out of here, i’m tired after a couple of days days from your honest faces, thank you, in general , thank you, thank you for not giving up, come, we’ll see, just kidding, just kidding, i’ll come, that before we meet, how did you manage to talk this proletarian out, and how did you get used to it after so many years, not in this time i didn’t beat anyone, no details, however, i’m holding the line on all fronts, i’m completely satisfied. i greatly deceived you , i beg you, come on, serve your duty, and i beg you, no more stories, you are very

tired, your resources are not rubber, in general, you are smart, that’s it, come on, come to the rehearsals, that’s it, this is for you , phew, i didn’t understand, hello, look, she’s teaching her finger from the fifth floor, and will you teach us how to group? he hit you in the jaw, and how do you like him? so, quietly, that's it, of course i want to look cool in your eyes, but firstly, this is not my weight category, i’m telling you, secondly, since i don’t know how to do it for me in the movies, stuntmen do it for me, thirdly, the interview will end, quickly everyone will warm up, quickly, quickly, and what about the money? , yes, i understand, everything looks strange, the stat is bruised, i’m wearing nothing, i didn’t hit him, honestly, you’re right, it looks strange. yes, it’s my own fault, i knew how it would all end, uh-huh, well, yes, i’m a drunkard, i’m inappropriate, but i can’t deal with it, and this is not so, right, so you

can’t let me near the children, but excellent a reason to jump off, really , really, it’s good to reflect , you’re starting to warm up there, i know, thank you, now you ’ll decide everything, hurry up to leave, we ’re right up your alley, and stop, stop, let’s get up, get up, now we’re doing our best we are screaming loudly, where they are cutting, just cutting, yes, yes, stop , stop, stop, stop, falling, relaxing, complete relaxation, embellishment, mom, what are you doing, children, please wait in the corridor, we need to talk to ivan lich , we're not going anywhere. so what kind of talk is this, come on, let’s march, yeah, now we’ll leave, and you’ll leave him again beat him up, or the police will take him away

altogether, but well, i told you, he’s a criminal, but it’s okay, let them listen, in short, the children, we asked vera sergeevna to suspend aleshkovsky from classes, we took in more air, we’re silent, i can find out what reason, but we don’t want a person to work with our children, mom, i have an elective, you have no right to interfere, tsits, they go to organic silence, whoever violates 15 press-ups, yes understood, i understand your concerns, but it was a misunderstanding, the victim has already withdrawn the claim, i confirm, or maybe i’ll bring you a paper from captain gavrilov, maybe we’ll go , otherwise today zenit plays spartak at 19:00, by the way,

a surprise, for absolutely the same thing, for a drunken brawl, it’s cool how... his area of ​​activity turned out to be these so , apparently, this is great luck for us, that we are fragile souls. ivan alyeevich, tell me that this is not true. yes, yes, ivan ilyevich, tell me, confirm that i am. that i’m a shrimper, that i have nothing to do but run around the city and collect incriminating evidence on my classmates, really, no, that can’t happen

maybe, yes, that’s right, i got drunk and got into a fight in moscow, i’m absolutely sure, but dear parents, that you have never in your life. such mistakes, and you can truly rightfully be considered exemplary parents, quietly, if you really decide that i am not worthy of teaching your children, okay, i will understand, but then, to my great regret, we will have to interrupt preparations for the regional competition, which the children so wanted to go to, are we going to a competition, hurray? stop, you 're not going anywhere yet, we haven't decided anything, yes, yes,

here, here, here, this is in the spirit of aleshkovsky. to deceive, to reassure, to give some illusory prospects, but the truth of life is that children are not ready for competitions, they are absolutely staged, so you personally, you personally for 3 years, what have you been doing with them, well, what, by the way , good question, what are we doing, the children, in my opinion, are very talented, no, well, of course you need to tinker with it, wait, wait, but what about the costs, travel, accommodation, food, everything, all the expenses for the train. i take myself, and i'm like i’m taking control of the director of the cultural center, the activity of the new teacher, i will personally be responsible for the safety of your children, well then that’s another matter, i hope the question is settled, so wait, where are you going?

thank you for your support, kuznetsova, i just didn’t give you a reason to lose yourself once again, but you’ll go to any lengths to make me teacher of the year, and the selection for the competition is completed, as you will be a member of the commission, well, as always, you’ll have to have charisma and personal charm, and you learn, well done, he has a telephone number, by the way, there is igor boris, for them this is very it’s important, stewing in your own saku without any external response is not very useful for the creative team, let him speak in front of his parents. parents are a biased audience, invite your colleagues from moscow, workers , wineries, again, what about healthy competition, aren’t festivals created in order to embarrass yourself in front of strong teams, listen, well, i saw their performance without offense, straight let's say, neem hable, okay, let them prepare for next year, taste it, believe me, they really are excellent staging, yes, i’ll help them, i made the scenery

in the koladovka, but why did you do it? small or what? no, i’m not small , tony is small, i’m an imbecile of great age, i decided to demonstrate superiority, as i understand it, this is your typical behavior, well , the car is apparently also yours, mine, yes, and this, yeah, as i understand it, you need to take a good look prepare to try next year. well, you and i are two adults, we can always agree, you know, since childhood i dreamed of a beautiful sports car, childhood dreams should come true, for sure, that’s it, insurance in the glove compartment, as soon as i deregister it, i’ll let you know, yeah, i’ll also let you know, as soon as i fly from st. petersburg, i’ll come right away to look at the talents of your charges, okay, you

just warm it up for at least five minutes, okay, and i’ll figure it out , step aside, yes, the rear-wheel drive is neat, there it is, and what’s going on without a car, what sent you, you’ll send me from my role, by the way, he said that you’re not at all... hopeless, so we have a very little time and a re -show in 2 weeks, and where is your car being repaired, the rehearsal starts in 20 seconds, who was late 15 push-ups, go ahead, what are you not like, since when did you start giving back, and what without a car i’ll tell you, maybe

you’ll bribe the jury so that they give you first place, because you just wanted to do as... you didn’t consider this option, well, i’m sorry, i’m sorry, i can’t get used to the fact that you can be good, so i’m clinging, it’s okay, you marry me and you’ll cling legally, it’s too late, dubrovsky, ay-ay, stas, stas , i’ll cling to him legally , yeah. congratulations to you, kuznetsova, i hope you'll be happy. i 'm disappointed in you, the second part, the second part, hello, and you're going to break my corpse, two layers. overclock this, wait.

listen, huck, maybe we can go to a desert island? come on, tom, but what about your aunt’s pies and what are we going to eat there? yes, we

have enough reserves for weeks ahead. and in general i get seasick. no, well, people, no, who is so scared? well, ivan ilnevich, i tried it at home in front of a mirror, but it doesn’t work for me at all. yes. zu! if you want i'll scare you right away everything will work out, give it up, no , by the way, ugarov is right, it’s really, very useful to experience something new in life, to remember, this can then be broadcast on stage, it’s called emotional memory, you’ll experience something new here in our village, and why no, you can experience it everywhere, no, i don’t know, watch a scary movie, or eat an onion like an apple, i don’t know, pick up a spider, ride a roller coaster, well, that’s how it all turns out. how will it turn out, what do i mean, what i mean is that there are just a lot of ways to pump up emotions, you see, you understand what a great fellow you are, yes, ivan ilyevich, well, can we leave early today, no, of course, what

kind of news is this, we have a sample test for the oge tomorrow , we need to sit and cram, yes, yes, and if i won’t pass, my mother won’t let me go to rehearsals, i really do a lot, please, please, just once, oh well, school is important, two. go, thank you, thank you, tomorrow, without being late? that's it, let's go, bye! bye-bye, happy! so, so, so, so! what kind of fuss is this soga? couldn't you think of anything better? do not want go, don't go! come with us, it's funky idol and bouncer!

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you are responsible for your words, i am always responsible for my words, my hero. where is everyone? dispersed everyone, said no shit, they are not arty, understandable, should they have been left unattended for a couple of hours? just kidding, no, they are preparing for the exam, cramming. vera sergeevna, can you help me, hold me? yes.

well, right at point blank range, yeah, yeah, great, just like that time, remember, you and i were sitting in the dark, or something like a rush, an exercise in emotional memory, the actor accidentally locked us in for the whole night, remember, oh, then from parents flew in, damn it, but there is something to remember, like preparing for the wedding? as it should be, a dress, bouquets, balloons, i pretend that i’m a girl, all this is very exciting, listen, you definitely need to go to the wedding with flowers and balloons, i would go, he loves me, it’s clear, and you love him, what a trivial question, well so you don't answered, oh-oh-oh, look, she didn’t answer again. i didn’t answer now either,

hello, hello, dad, tropilov, you, well, the second time is not funny at all, dad, here’s the thing, they tied us up for a fight, who do you have, alisa, alena, zuev, epishev, volodka, kornilova, olya and i, are you idiots or something, are we sitting under guard in a nightclub in primorye. i asked the cops not to interfere, i said: “ you will come, you will pick us up, dictate the address, dictate the address, what do you know, what these idiots did, they were now detained in a nightclub for a fight, this was not enough yet, this is me now i have to go there under the guise of a man to help them out, because the head of security will now call either the cops or the parents, as if it’s okay that every dog ​​in this city knows you, and tropilova too, i’m still calling the parents.” then

there’s no competition, certainly no aleshkovsky. wait, so a mustache , a wig, glasses, a beard, a formal suit, what else? and me . why do you need it? because i'm going with lishkovsky. oh, he'll get angry dogs. hello, who? the owner of the establishment, well, i, kuzmenko, the head of service security of mr. tropilov, lidia palovna, press secretary, tell this master that his son here with his friends started a brawl, they hit the bar counter, broke two japanese speakers, and another 10 bottles of beer, the dishes were all in smithereens, of course, everything will be handed over to mr. trapilov, i think that he will accept. all

possible educational measures, let's go, so stop, wait, stand, where will we go, who will pay the penalty, and how much? so, well, a pair of counters made of meteorite stone is 500, and two columns are 300, plus moral damage, so, well, beer dishes, so be it, at my expense, and cards. we don’t accept, mm, yeah, i understand, but how can i explain to mr. tropilov who let children into the venue for a concert marked 18+, and after 21:00 without adult accompaniment, i didn’t let them in, they somehow got in here themselves, yes, i see, that’s very good, that’s clear, who are you calling?

public supervision, as he said, they snuck in on their own, but also clarify how much the penalty is for selling alcohol to minors, thank you, wait, what kind of alcohol, they are sober, i swear, no one poured them here, i believe, i believe, we’ll just do an examination , just in case, oleg pavlovich, listen , wait a second, maybe they themselves had a drink somewhere before, i have nothing to do with it, why are you doing these setups here, come on, calm down, wait, come on, i can do it for you, i can do it for you personally. personalized discount cards in our establishment, a bribe to an official, oleg pavlovich, what’s the question, i’m in the establishment now, so that’s it, stop, come on, that’s it, take your children, that’s it, let’s get out of there, go! go, this is a claims establishment doesn’t have, that’s all, and we take control of your establishment, i personally, yes, all the best, say hello to your pavel dmitrievich and oleg pavlovich, and what you didn’t even immediately recognize, cool, you included it,

oleg pavlovich, hello, i’m dying, this is right on, thank you, it’s always nice to get a response from the viewer, and also thank you for... almost letting me down under the article and, because of your own stupidity, almost ruining everything we’ve been working towards it took a long time, the competition, the performance, well done, damn it, i just applaud your sanity and nobility, and now you’re also playing, well, of course, i’m freaking out, i have nothing to do but dress up as this clown, risk my ass, you’re for...

well, idiots, did you mess up? oh, and you’re such an exemplary freak, you’re waiting in vain, he’s now conducting a choir of grandmothers, you broke the artist , although i warned you, it’s good to make fun of him, but better yet, help us figure out how to break aleshkovsky, yeah, that’s it, maybe we’ll wash his car, so it's under repair, i can bring dad's moonshine. what do you suggest? i at least i'm trying, don't give me some kind of gift, that's it, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, i have an idea, marry a freak, oh, jelly, freak,

oh, a jerk, even.

great, i think this is a great way to say goodbye, all the best to you, children, but ivan ilyevich, stop, stop, stop, stop, don’t talk past, please stick to the chosen genre, all the best, continue, continue.

we stretch high, high, straight to the sky, strain with all our might and suddenly release, relax, completely, relax, one more time, inaccessible, and continue the exercise, stretch, stretch, stretch, stretch , reset with all our might, well done, once again, once again, stretch, stretch, and irina petrovna, hello, hello, alya, why didn’t come, got sick or something, and he said that he i went to the rehearsal, but he’s not there, god, now i’ll call him.

if i didn’t have enough to look for you all over the city later, fumes, you’re in charge, i understand, fumes, fumes, zoif, take the phone, it’s such a rectangular one that, uh, where, believe sergeevna according to official information, is her lunch, yes let you pass, oh, what, you're in the market again go, or something, come on, if you make it, well , then i’ll make it, but you made a mistake with us, yes, tell me, is it you yourself or those who helped? do you still want to swing? come on

later, what about a duel, or what? no, it won’t work, because i don’t fight with cowards who trick their women into marriage. what's the matter? zoev disappeared, at home he said that he was at a rehearsal, his mobile phone is out of zone, give me the keys to the car, lord, do you have an idea where to look? yes, i have no ideas, he performs the task based on emotional experience, stasyak, draw from experience specifically, he couldn’t get reliably scared, what he ’s afraid of, dogs, i don’t know. heights, wait, they went on group boats for a ride, and he didn’t go, he’s afraid of water, there, the boat is overturned, call, and you, yes, i’ll go for a swim, the weather is whispering.

what oar did you lose? he wanted to wet the key, and then he decided to drown himself? got it, now why are they afraid? yeah, come on, grab it! yes, a man and a boy on the high seas, yes, please, quickly, please! damn moron, come on! hands, come here, come on, i, come on,

also, well done, hands, come on, come on, come on, here’s a shell, alive, normal. not bad, okay, yeah, the main thing is that we managed to prevent this tragedy, the coast guard rescuers did a great job here, they are our heroes, thank you, thank you, exactly, but why? because the safety of our citizens is always a priority for the city

administration, and always safety on land and safety on water. tell me, how did it happen that they were coastal?

obligations, van, you seem to have had enough, but i’ll tell you, this is when you give the kids homework, and they are like a nightclub, then drown in the sea, but the stomach is all there, well, in short, i failed everything here...

i failed, let's drink to my complete unconditional failure, come on, it's always nice to hear that aleshkovsky himself screwed up at least something, all around in general, and why don’t you sleep, and go with your shift, replaced you in your honorary positions. oh, well, what a job you have, i’ll say, i wanted to be a star, be patient, i’m patient, by the way, i wanted to ask when fans will start lining up there at the entrance, soon they will start standing, oh, parkash,

they came to hit me in the face, remember me, it’s beautiful. that we’ll fight, groom, we’ll get by, perhaps, tol , please give the guy everything he asks for, better than something tasty, he deserves it. i can congratulate you on your wedding, yes , congratulations, no, you’re doing well , you’re doing well, you, you, like no one else, have every right to be with this beautiful, talented, wonderful,

incredible, saint, woman, there won’t be a wedding, why? because i'm a jerk, in short, one guy suggested to me that i should attack you i filled out the application, i refused the money, but i agreed. he was angry with you because of verka, what kind of guy, but i don’t remember, well, he’s so dark as tall as you, in short, and you see verka, i

’ll break your nose jaw. i remember, we agreed. “lord, what kind of foreign tourists , we saw the weirdos here, we drove everyone away and you , as they say, are welcome, if you

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so there is a fire in the cultural center, gagarin’s house is alone, come quickly, that quickly!

twelfth, i’m reporting, we’ve all finished, what, well, the second wiring, the ceilings are also old, the fire alarm is a model last century, access to the emergency exit is blocked, there is no trace, no, but the floor plan is in a place inaccessible for inspection. “it’s good that the pad just burned, but if the fire had spread to the main building, inspector, don’t you think that such visits need to be reported a little in advance, in an unscheduled inspection, dear, it happens after such emergencies in order to identify the source and cause fire, you personally, by the way, how you ended up here at 4:00 in the morning, you won’t believe it, i was passing by, they discovered the fire, obvious traces of an incendiary composition of a local nature, they waited,

it means you’re tired of me, and you think i ’m keeping him here for beauty, so let him go, well, think for yourself, he saved the boy, he risked his life, and then went and set fire to the cultural center, mikhail valentinovich , well, it’s clear that this is a setup, otherwise you’ll sit down next to him, it’s yours, i don’t smoke, yeah. but

why did you bring the lighter to the cultural center, but it’s not my lighter, it will do, i defended it with some other oleshkovsky, who has fans in sevastopol, but for me in my whole life they gave me so much such nonsense, i can open a museum as a yakugovich, i say, i walked out of the bar drunk, but i’m a plump, breathless brute who is causing nothing but trouble in this city, what do you want, my god. i’m talking about the fire, i didn’t want to go, but my daughter, if they find out, she’ll shake the soul out of me, let’s get to the point , some idiot stopped me, offered money for setting the fire, so mikhalych, don’t blurt out too much now, don’t , stop, stop, stop, stop, let the citizen say, continue, sent him to hell, sorry didn’t catch up. face

i remembered, but didn’t look at it, he pulled his cap over his eyes, his build is like that of an artist, i am grateful to everyone who supported me during this difficult period of my life, i realize that this is not only my victory, it is the victory of each of you, those who i found the time, came to the meeting selectively, and if it’s not at work, the couples won’t be built by themselves.

boats, and together we will implement all these endeavors that our region can rightfully be proud of, surname marina sergeevna, marina sergeevna, hello, hello, hello, hello, okay guys, well it’s no longer funny to let someone through, well , it’s not funny anymore, guys, excuse me, listen, there’s nothing, you see, my charm doesn’t extend to a man, but i’ve always said that we need

female security guards, i absolutely agree with you. this is beautiful and interesting, oh, sergey vitalievich, what happened to us, why didn’t we put a media person on the list? yes, we just didn’t want to bother the star in vain. because of our events, ivan ilyevich postponed some important filming, am i telling you the truth? well, yes, yes. marin saevna, excuse us for a moment literally. thanks a lot. so, artist, thank you for your service, it’s not for nothing that we attracted you to all this. now, please, disappear without being noticeable. okay, go ahead. yes. why didn’t i please higher society? your moscow affairs have disappeared. fight and criminal record. this fire, by the way, is very, very quickly spreading into rumors, don’t tell me, your funny stories are of no use to me now, look, your hours are counted. you came here for this, that’s right, for this, and i keep my word, keep it, oh, don’t go where it goes i wanted it, for the sake of it, wherever you want, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, what kind of manners, sergei vitalievich, the guests didn’t feed you, didn’t get drunk right away for business, by the way, my wife made me

watch one of your series, yes, very exciting , yes, yes, thank you, well, how do i introduce my spouse to the modern world? i tell you how to run a business if you don’t know what people need, that’s right, listen, very well noted. in this regard, the question is, for how long was the recreation center closed? fellow citizens are worried authorized to ask? about dk, you can don’t worry, tell your fellow citizens, by the way, did you try it with the chef from st. petersburg, some special marinade, very tasty, thank you, everything is not applicable, after all, the question is about the recreation center, for how long? so, mr. tropilov and i made the following decision, today this building requires too much investment, yeah, by the way, due to the fact that... there was a fire, yes, in its place we will build a hotel, a spa, a restaurant, four stars, yes, the city needs tourists, not artists, excuse me, excuse me, well, we are not artists either we’ll forget, of course we won’t forget, which means that

each team will receive a separate room from the mayor’s office, 15-20 square meters, well , we agree with all the norms and state standards, and then we will build a theater later, no doubt, definitely, 15-20 square meters. this is great, pavel was, but how many squares is he, 25 or 30, i’m dmitrievich, and i don’t remember you here in the toilet recently, aleshkovsky, you have a plane in an hour, we have to hurry, we have to hurry, let’s go out, go out, yes, yes, i’m coming, thank you, what’s wrong, well, you couldn’t solve it, well, a debater, well, a muscovite, well, an artist, well, just a minute attention, hello, thank you, listen, i, like you, am very pleased that this... his first initiative will be the liquidation of the most unprofitable building in this city, namely the cultural center. ivan lich, he wanted to make noise,

he tried, but it didn’t work.