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tv   Dueti  RUSSIA1  December 29, 2023 9:50pm-12:41am MSK

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your signature can be forged for half a thousand , open it, it’s against human rights , let aleshkovsky open it for you, since he ’s so cool, it’s so dishonest, the psychologist said that violence only undermines the authority of an adult, and life is fundamentally unfair, so hello to the psychologist, pash , are you serious, yes seriously, listen, he has a girl there who he likes, friends, pasha, do you think it’s so easy to start a relationship when you’re tropilovo’s son, yes, a girl, friends, this is a good thing, but getting married at 15. years old, he has the main role there, if you don’t know, yeah, he doesn’t may let them down, but of course i don’t know, of course i don’t know, i’m a bad father, that’s right, i just wish my son a good future, please, for the future, don’t interfere in our relationship with him, it’s clear, the role of a lawyer is not very good for you go, golukov, resolve the issue with these people, otherwise i will straighten you out in the square, i understand, i understand, i say, i understand, pavel dmitrievich, we’ll do it.
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lyubal, lyubal, lyubal, don’t worry so much, i will personally monitor your daughter’s diet, well, in terms of gender relations, i’ll also keep an eye on it, if something suddenly happens to me i’ll call you, okay, call, vasya , call, i’m sorry, i’m late, everything’s fine , van, please go to the gazelle, we’re on the box there, it seems we forgot the red wig, okay, listen, ver, i need to leave now, not for long, loskutov with you, the children know.
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what to do is great, but if something goes wrong, vasya also knows what to do, and you just write back to me based on the results, okay, and let’s not be traumatic, i ask you, i’ll just film myself right here when in 20 years , nothing, van, i’ll wait, good shooting to you, everything good luck. he has business, he will catch up with us on the road, everyone sat down, roll call, fumes, here, makarova, here, we only don’t have tropilov, vera sergeevna, it’s like the moment before sunstroke, there is.
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a person who knows something about oleg’s disappearance, this conversation won’t solve me, you need evidence, your revelations come to you when you are not ready for them, you think that you are a hunter, and he is the game, but if on the contrary, the secret cherishes , from january 2 on rtr, i thought that was it. it’s not about not playing, yes, yes, that’s it, there are no two opinions think, this is all here, play or maybe, because we have five of them, this is a dangerous fairy-tale animal, but when it comes to fleas, i am beyond competition, here there are questions about how everything is running, i really want to check, seriously , this is flirting, obviously, just to have a look, let's go.
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it must have been edible, i had in mind , of course, a bear, when such a stinking little one spoke, a hint in general, the most important team, if 100,000 is not there, zhenya will add his own, then what many people use, the strongest love for the game , this program five against one, oops five against one on saturdays on rtr. stanislavsky, director , gillerovsky, reporter, his method is to work on himself, i really want to go to the khitrovka, this is a very dangerous place, i myself don’t go to the khitrovka without a knucklebone without a whip, well, look what happened to him, he was killed, tell me , your scarf, his motto, don’t believe it! after all, everything you
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just said is not true, after all, i don’t believe that ksenia andreevna could have killed, which means we need to look for the real killer, him... the topic works flawlessly, so what’s there you say, stanislavsky, cunning, the sign of four, an unusual dramatic twist, just like shakespeare, january 1 on rtr.
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pass the straw to vera sergeevna? i have an idea? not yet, but you can’t be late for registration, i’ll think of something now, you go, kuznetsova, just do as i said, that’s it, let’s go, stop. oh , it’s not fate i’m dreaming of peterzen, forgive me, a children’s play, the actor needs to be replaced there, what a children’s play, aleshkovsky, you’re completely crazy, bye, well , stay in your hole, okay, i’m no longer
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your agent, i understand, i'm sorry, i understand. so stop, i’m not a racehorse, these games are bad, i’m serious, i’ve already stayed , but i’ll wait, i still have a play, the main role, are you
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going to play vadik’s place, well, someone else, wow, bessa's script, come on, support me, well, according to the text , come on, get ready, let's go, where, to the festival, seriously, the father of the security guards set up a video, come on, let's go, you won't get into trouble, me, seriously? thank you, marin, please, i just can’t stand it when someone ruins grandiose plans. come on, come on. hello, do you want to film with petrosnaya? and vanya?
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he flew away, well, you liked the first petrosn, what are you worth and the role?
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they sacrifice their careers for their children. please urgently book me a ticket to novorossiysk, urgently. i have to see this with my own eyes, i have to see this with my own eyes, so agent, will you just let him go? listen, i’ve been his ambassador for a whole year, i need a timeout, and you arkasha, a good artist, but not vanechka lyushkovsky, so once again you have to shut up and crawl away, what do you suggest? i'll fly for... peterson will show him a real aleshkovsky, who only knows how to punch faces and drink, and then hides his ass behind
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the backs of youngsters. peterson won't believe you, even after this? where did you get that? you are a lousy agent, kiraya georgievna, since you don’t know how to store incriminating evidence on your charges and change the password on your computer. delete it, quit it. but lyushkovsky changed it. with his ex, started a fire in his hometown, beat up some proletarian, aren’t you tired of dealing with this idiot? wait, about fire, no one knew what a bastard you are rakhman, and why am i worse than you, i clung to him like a banalist, i wanted to make a star out of him so that he would lay golden eggs for you, but it wasn’t because of great love that you dragged him into your bed.
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hello, hello, hello, let's run, run, run, stand, let us in, let us in, who will be? we came to see our guys, of course, of course, to support the younger generation, yes, especially since one of the roles turns out to be played by aleshkovsky himself, when will you see this again, yes
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honored artist, who am i, me, and who awarded me this title, no, well, the president didn’t seem to call, no, of course, i taught at a theater school, yes, but i didn’t finish my studies, i was kicked out in the third year for poor academic performance, well, not for the most exemplary behavior. yes, i personally confirm that aleshkovsky is not a professional actor, maybe
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we will consider other options, we are not late, we would have done it earlier without a comeback. you can't be friends with sweeties!
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i am black from the seas of svar, bloody hand, you say, yes, we will be like... real pirates roam the endless expanses of the ocean.
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production, presented by a team from novorossiysk, elendzhik and dimnomorsk. but before i announce the winner, let's take another look at our young participants. attention to the screen. novorossiysk studio under the direction of honored artist alexei tverdovsky. in their repertoire. such great playwrights as shakespeare, tennessee williams, chekhov, the gelendzhik studio, under the direction of olga nesterevna, the guys managed to shine in productions based on the works of kiplin and many others. head of the children's room
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studio from devnomorsk, the well-known ivan aleshkovsky. the main intellectual of our country , just 2 months ago, amused himself by singing, getting into fights, destroying private property, now he changed his hobby a little, teaching children how to play twain’s uterus on stage.
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“it’s not me, honestly, rakhmanov climbed into the cloud, in general, it doesn’t matter, he should have been removed immediately, oh well, i’m in this video, not you, forgive me, leshkovsky, it’s not me you should have asked, you should have asked” . hear immediately, go home, text, stripe would not leg broken, i wouldn’t spoil anything for them, mr. peterson, mr. peterson, what
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about the contract, i’m ready to sign, sorry! i really don't remember you.
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we have an emergency, come to the cultural center urgently. in short, they say inside that they won’t come out until the equipment is removed. it's clear. why don't you go there? according to the instructions, we are waiting for the ministry of emergency situations or a team from the center. right, come with me, he will receive the colonel posthumously, hey, terrorists, there are hostages, we have a bomb, yes, what are you, tnt, hyxagent, it doesn’t matter
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, tell them to take their bulldozers, otherwise we’ll blow everything up here, for sure, yes, it’s logical, considering that you want to save your recreation center, yes, ivan ilyich, but be our hostage, otherwise suev refuses, and what am i doing? and i’m a loser in your opinion, get out of here, come on, let’s go and pick me up at the department again, ivan ilyevich promised, ivan ilyevich did, that’s it, let’s run, we’ll meet,
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alishkovsky, why am i protesting, you’ll demolish and run over me, so and tell me, i have nothing else to do, that’s right, that’s right, so well, well, as a matter of fact, so what kind of news do you have here, yes so we decided to somehow diversify our boring lives, do something before the journalists swoop in. come on, come on, okay, i'll do it, who's in charge,
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wind up, wind down, you know me, that 's it, the building is cancelled, i've got the papers tomorrow, it's clear, that's it, we're leaving, we're leaving, let's go, come on, come on, come on , i felt like i was my master, well, well, i want to thank my small homeland for my happy childhood, like this, well, we’re gone, so it’s like this, you, you, you, and you two, come to my department, quickly, and you you'll get by, i don't have a monkey bar rubber, what did you hear? and i have nothing to do with the mayor, so that means a violation of public order, plus an unauthorized rally, go ahead,
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let’s apply, kuznetsova, how do you look at a serious relationship with a guy who doesn’t have a diploma for a permanent job, and suddenly there’s no job, yes, i think, looking at this entire portfolio, they won’t hire me anywhere else, well , i can offer you a teaching position in... the salary is really small, but the insurance is premium, i agree, in the corridor, wait, dear, good morning, sir
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peterson, this is the director, apparently to me, well, you’re russian, i haven’t chased so much after one actor, are you going to my project, are you going to play in my project, yes? annat , yes or no, answer, ah, i, i'm sorry , mr. peterson, while my colleague is thinking, i would like to clarify, how would you feel about the candidacy of an actor with a damaged limb, a disabled person who suffered for the truth , by the way, tear us off with our hands, okay, send us.
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in short, i’m letting everyone go, fined a thousand rubles each and 3 hours of community service, get the equipment from the foreman, dismiss the foreman, i have one socially useful job here, again you and your boats, ilya semyonovich, and who will paint the stops, and who will
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straighten the right bank, pushkin, alexander?
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“if it weren’t for the studded tires, then santa claus wouldn’t really exist, well, man , let’s quickly solve the issue on the spot, and then we galloped on, i mean we galloped, i already called the traffic police, they’ll come now, draw up a protocol, we’ll sign, court will decide who is to blame, then let's gallop along to your business, man, are you"? what, one hour until the new year, what traffic police? we have an accident. at first glance, the naked eye can see a geometric violation of the trunk with elements of deformation plus damage to the paintwork. but you just have a scratch . not just a scratch. a scratch 3 cm 7 mm long. the depth of damage to the paintwork.
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it turns out that we’ll wait a year, so this is what you look like, who? well, the one who jokes about last year’s bread in the store on january 1st, i’m just following the law, i don’t break it i will, at i have everything in my car , a warning triangle, a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit , reflective clothing items,
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be considered a violator , guilty, fucked up, have you learned all the rules by heart, i read all apple license agreements to the end, there are only 53 pages, i want, so that everything is as it should be, as it should be, as it should be, so that santa claus congratulates the deer on the backbone. but you weren’t dealing with a deer on the road, you’re insulting me , that means the article, yes, wait, wait, man, well, well, let’s agree, i
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won’t pay you anything, the new year’s miracle is nothing to me and i don’t need it, but i need it, i have brain damage, and besides, i’m scared this year. we'll wait, guys, let 's do this, we're leaving now, and on january 11 at 9 am we'll meet right here, i'm the first
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to get you two cars, let alone for repairs, i 'll give you more money on top, but just let me go, i beg you , grandfather, let me go, but what am i saying, please go, here we have mr. integrity, and why are you looking at me? you're stalling for time, draw up a protocol. what the hell is the protocol? if i'm home in 20 minutes i won’t turn out to be, my wife is not just a report, she will draw up an expert opinion on me. and what can i do? is this your job? but imagine, if you were suddenly a cashier in a store, i came to you for groceries, you sold them for me, but with what?
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to be honest, i don’t know why it’s needed either, but it’s included in the helmet service, it’s already paid for, why not use it, hello, damn it, i’ve been working as an emergency commissioner for 5 years, this is the first time that i’ve been called before the new year, and not after, okay, let's go see what we have there, who do we want? wait a little longer, maybe the ministry of emergency situations or gas? service , why the hell are you giving him ideas , and what else should i have called mostgaz, although no, i don’t need that, my car doesn’t have gas equipment, but i don’t know about santa claus, although
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he seems to have a 2002 car, for such cars according to the law of the russian federation , it is prohibited to install gas equipment, although who am i telling, you are a state traffic inspector , you know everything without me, let me just shoot him, all right, men, why did you call me, and all you have there is a wing ready for painting, and a small scratch, a spoiled holiday for thirty-four families, why thirty -four, well, 30 at my holiday, four of ours, any court will acquit me, man, man, do you understand that i’m serious? accidents are caused when the car cannot be restored, or when there are victims, so we have victims, it kills me morally when someone does not comply with the law, i want everything to be fair, fair, fair,
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fair, i the drunk should be sitting at home in front of the salad, and you? and i'm drunk but at work. man, don’t you understand, if we don’t leave in 5 minutes, someone will drag you in anyway, probably even she will drag you in now. drink, i didn’t understand , well, what kind of yoshkin-matryoshkin is this, who is this immortal here, who needs to forge arms and legs and straighten his head, it ’s necessary to call us on new year’s eve, who is silent, it’s scary to answer there. yes, i called,
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it’s just that when the accident happened, it wasn’t immediately clear whether the person in the second car was alive or not, and i decided to play it safe, called, and then this started happening, i didn’t have time to cancel the call, it’s a sin, tell me your additional number, now i ’ll cancel your call, who are you, is that you? constantly , when the teacher finished the lesson, she said there were questions , you said, i have, yes, it’s you , when they tell you, the nearest operator will be free in 48 minutes, you wait for him, yes, you were following me, man, what you’re taking away the holiday from all these
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people, and you just have a scratch? so, let me look at his blinkers now, come here, look, normal, i thought he was crazy, normal , but i’m normal, normal, it’s just that you all have children, families, houses, and i ’ve been celebrating new year’s alone at home for many years now, for some reason i’m not surprised, oh well... i got it trunk of groceries, driving home, feeling sad, then suddenly bam, such a happy confluence of two cars, i called you all, but i thought maybe we could all celebrate the new year together, so why should i once again have twenty-five-year-old whiskey in black caviar or something? citizens, this is somehow not
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happening in a human way. well, budget employees, let's start with caviar. wait, wait, wait, don’t open, we have to wait, who? firefighters and tire workers, i called them too. man, discover what happens if you eat it at night, take a bite. maybe you can stay with me today? i promise
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you an unforgettable night in bed tomorrow. we need to live separately for some time. and what? we need to understand if we have at least some chance left, i would advise you to start a joint hobby, ballroom dancing would be best. what? what? and for the sake of my son, i agree to the experiment. if you haven't danced, it's not means. that cha-cha, it’s complicated , nothing connects them anymore except dance , what’s so complicated about it, cha-cha, one, two, three, you just need to learn to count to three, by the way, i learned these stupid steps, seriously, listen, lead, cha, cha, premiere, december 30, cha-cha, one, two, op, on rtr. you look 100 to one,
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what is our task to open the whole board, we can handle it, if he asks, then with the help, the name of which character from pushkin’s works everyone knows, how it will be 7,8, 7,8,8, how many, who is at work a lot and speaks loudly if you answer, then... with humor, i cut oak, don’t pluck, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry. a set for headaches and god forbid now beep-beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, on saturday on rtf, everything about the elections in
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russia, we will tell you in detail, it’s not difficult to understand them, it’s important, honestly convenient, how vote on your smartphone? early on sunday morning, during the absolute parade , the kids shouted: people, get up, everyone is going to vote, mom said sleepily, let’s choose remotely, dad supported, yawning, we choose electronically, my grandmother told my grandfather, i’m a father, i’ll go with you , but our generation loves paper ballots, but the young generation is electronically modern, i’m progress, not an opponent, hold it, my grandson’s alarm clock, that’s... everything is quite reasonable, you can and remotely, we’ll go with you, mother to choose the old fashioned way, with our usual method, at the site, as usual, to choose in the country is free, important, honestly convenient, hello, oh, sorry
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, i sat down so confidently, there was no one here, well suddenly i sat on some spirit, no one, sit down, my name is cassandra eleanor, yeah, what do you have, oh, you know, i would like to contact my husband, no question, it will cost 20,000, 20,000, well, yes, woman, communication with the other world - you know, it’s not a simple or cheap thing. you know, i don’t mind, even if it’s cheaper , it’s okay with interference, women, this is not a cellular connection, there are no gift gigabytes, free minutes, you know, that’s why 20 thousand, well, i can bring you more clients, you know, my friend is going to kill her husband, as
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soon as this happens, i’ll come straight to you, look, i'm a fourth generation medium, not a market huckster, right? well , you can’t tell by the clothes, so either pay and i’ll put it together , or wait 30 years in the next world , they say enough, 30 years, no, no, that’s a bit much, you know, to find out where his stash is, let’s , here, uh-huh, what's the name, valerik, uh-huh, oh, valery, come to us, repeat after me, valerik, darling, valerik, dearest, come to us, most wonderful, excuse me, of course, but you, in my opinion , you are calling the wrong person, or maybe you are
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they knew before the wedding, quietly, quietly. the connection is being established, valery, you are here, yes, valeria, it’s definitely you, uh-huh, well, it’s not frank the senator who answers you in such a sleepy voice, but valery, is it convenient for you now? talk - no, i’m not interested in a loan , valeria, it’s not from the bank, but i thought you got me here too, and here it’s like your wife, but no, then it’s generally inconvenient, do you hear, you goat, it’s inconvenient for him, but well, quickly tell me
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where the stash is, i took it with me to heaven, what heaven, where are you, and where is heaven, who are you visiting? i've arrived or something, quickly tell me where stash, listen, you will get the dead , in short, well, the connection, unfortunately, was interrupted , as it was interrupted, let's dial again, no problem, but it will only last for 10 seconds, and it will cost 10,000, how much, what is he doing there , he got a job as an escort, or something, every second... or something, woman, i ’m telling you, communication with the other world is a very complex esoteric undertaking, okay, but if i don’t come out as a plus with his nest egg, i don’t know, that i...
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have a scar from my nails, yes on my back, yes, yes, on my leg there is a scar from a boiler, wait, and there
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where, but he couldn’t explain where he got the scar on his back, these are girls, don’t swear, i mean, don’t swear, who is this, dear, come on at a meeting, at what meeting? well, you , you just misunderstood everything, it was i who misunderstood, listen to the beast, so woman, don’t swear, you’re doing the same, a man was looking for his happiness, he found it, that’s all , don’t interfere, valerochka, my dear, my beloved, tell me i’m stunned, the stash, where you hid it, you’re still using our money... and whoever gets to it first, are you a bastard playing squid here, or what?
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all my savings are hidden behind the bathhouse at the dacha, i heard you, dear, that’s it, good luck, bye there , see you. why don't you leave? it’s the first day i know valera, he will never tell the truth the first time, where is valera’s stash, but under the bathroom, under the bathroom he hid everything, i have no time for all this, give my mother health there, so that i don’t see her here for a longer time, happily . yes, during my practice, this is the first time this has happened to me, how did you live so long if you swear like that? my dear, this is
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true love, so they stopped fighting, that’s it, that means love has passed, scolding is one of the pillars on which marriage rests, the second pillar is children, the third is you, after the second birth. okay, i'll go, good luck. mash, this guy has done a damn thing in his lifetime, you heard, but i can barely steer, and you ’re great, this is a question, and for a long time i will be imitating voices from the other world from the next room, as soon as we pay off the mortgage, we’ll finish it right away, now come on, go rehearse! mutter, now a woman will come, who didn’t have time to say goodbye to the cat, mother, well, in the end after all, i’m 41 years old, you have a mortgage,
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wait, what do you mean no, huh? who will look at my swallow? just like that, alas, an accident , oh my, no, no, no, no, he just put an expensive suv on a jack and couldn’t stand it, he fell, jack, yes mikhaich, well, how he was bombed, he says, again a twenty-year-old girl she arrived in a kruzak, probably gave the daddy a present, but from the pit he couldn’t see that the daddy was standing next to him, but the daddy hit him, mikhalych, and the jack, well , in short, i’m sorry, but mikhalych. it’s like i’m undergoing repairs right now, wait, who’s the swallow? he’ll look, i promise you, i’ll give you the best master, i promise, just wait, he’s better than
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mikhalych, but he can’t get one, but oh well. there’s nothing to do, the answer to all problems is mikhailov , woman, we have a lively queue here , you will follow me, i say: mikhailova is your master , i’ve already looked at your typewriter, what am i saying, i looked at your typewriter, well, i’m in so-so condition, but as they say, there is nothing irreparable, as i say.
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i looked at the chassis, i'll recheck the carburetor, i'll recommend a good tin can, it looks like your disabled person's badge has fallen off, you have such hearing i definitely need it, but i can hear that everything is fine, i just can’t understand what ’s going on, and who are you anyway? i was told that the best master would come to me, so it is, so it is, you leave your girl there for a couple of days, then you arrive and don’t recognize her, are you kidding me, so that i trust my swallow, oh, lord, now it’s you are not a swallow, but most likely an owl
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, i took the mouse out of the pipe, everything that should be screwed on... the screw rotates 360°, why am i talking about the icon, think about it, listen, i don’t understand what’s going on here, and where manager, and manager, listen , what bothers you is that i’m a woman, yes, it’s embarrassing, but i ’ll never in my life believe that a woman can figure out a car, well, yeah, also...
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damn it, okay, convincing, not , that’s it, it’s still not, well, it’s still not , well, bunny, oh, well, how’s my bibika, okay, it’s standing there, waiting for you, yes, yes, it’s all fixed, well, of course, of course, that little gadget over there, yes, i screwed it up, the nonsense is already tinkling, yes,
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this one is incomprehensible bullshit, yeah.
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you have to believe, yes, i’ll tell you, that’s what, somehow strange, you’re your car, friend he called his own, swallow, are you kidding me or what, is it you? you’re making fun of your swallow, when was the last time you bought her something, all the men are the same, yes, you’ll get everything that’s yours, you don’t need to take care of it anymore, yes , yes, she has factory-made rugs, she has covers it’s not just last year’s collection, but the year before last from the time of brezhnev, that i don’t understand, in general this is some kind of nonsense, just some kind of nonsense is happening here, that’s it, i left here, but could i leave? by the way, i checked the oil with you, yes i’ve already prepared the pads, you still won’t fool me, but damn, i can’t believe that a woman is better than men in a car
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, listen, you ask, but no offense, okay, that ’s how nature works, look what men, too, in women’s professions don’t really flog, yes, yes, call your wife, ask who is her best master in the hairdressing salon, and why call, dear, help me , our team from the dokar is now in trouble, they flew into a dune, the car doesn’t hold speed at all, we’ll hold out for another half hour, the french will overtake us, but no dust, they won’t overtake, great guys , yes, now, now, come on, start it, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, everything is good, good, turn it off,
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well, the cardan seems to be in order, here in my opinion, the pump needs to be changed, yes, yes, and the corrugation on the compressor is siphoning, and how many, well , 100 kilometers to the finish line, well, it’s normal, it’s normal to foam. finish your meal, let's have fun, good luck , good, listen, there are also the guys from formula 1 asking you to look at them, oh, listen, well, i don't have time, you see, i have a client here, although it looks like he's already leaving, yes, who is leaving, who is leaving , no one is leaving anywhere, mikhailovna, mikhailovna, i beg you, please, sister, oh, help, look at the swallow, but i don’t know, i don’t know if i can do it, her the men did it, calmly, if anything happens, i’ll pay you double the price, but okay, okay, i’ll see
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, i don’t need your money, go to the cashier, pay, and that’s all , run, mikhalovna, run, mikhalna, of course you monster. uh, well, i mean it in a good way, listen, how is it that you always negotiate with them for double the price, but listen, maybe men it’s as if they understand cars better, but no one knows how men work better than women. oops, there’s a strike, well, that’s it, you hit it, yes
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, you also saw how i hit it, yes, i saw how you hit it, great, i’ve been training all day , what do you think, that’s what they call it, i’m still i didn’t come up with it, the working name is chima bowling, chima bowling, here you go, you know that now you’ll be fired, but somehow i don’t care, it’s already my last day working here, so ciao cocoa, stand, stand, chemobol, come here, look what you did to my suitcase, you i broke it, what a horror, how ugly it turned out, well, come on - now we’ll support you with some other one, you want this one, this one, you want a good one, like that, are you completely crazy, well, of course you’re also interesting, i’m your first day i know, how do i know your tastes? get out yourself, where you went, where you went, stand there , i have to leave, i, i, i have a very, i have a very definite mood, what kind of mood are you in, suitcase mood , i have a suitcase mood, i’m not finished yet, and
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you know, chimobol, that from my broken in your suitcase, all my things were missing, and what a horror, we will do everything we can, we will look for your things, we will do everything possible, you will look right now. you understand what i can do, that you will never be hired for a normal job again, it’s clear, what a horror, i’ll go work as loaders, just don’t be offended, i can hit you, no problem, just a second, just wait, what is it, now, now, i’ll wrap this up so it doesn’t hurt too much , stop doing this nonsense, hello, police, i'm at the airport terminal a. here an inadequate loader
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broke my suitcase, he's still hunting them, okay, i'm waiting, i'm waiting, 15 minutes, 15 minutes, that means, yes, yes, what kind of money do you think? my life is sugar, no, not sugar, my two daughters are growing up at home, there is nothing to feed me at all, my wife is without a job, i still have to pay two loans , the dog was hit by a car this morning, what breed, dogs, well, white beam, black ear looked, of course, here’s the same one, only a black beam, a white ear, you need to see a veterinarian, there’s no money, but there, you know, how they fight, they fight there, okay, damn, enough is enough and my mother is still in danger,
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apologize to my mother for me, okay, what is it? yes, robot me from the future is calling, threatening with a red eye, so scary, what do you think? fool, did you just watch the terminator, and give me back the money , what are you doing, what are you doing to me, what are you doing to me, i say, give me back the money, oh, what a bastard you are, oh, what a troublemaker, comrade policeman, got caught, i’m a brawler, i’m normal, here he is, here he is a brawler, well, so far everything is going well, the idiot is breaking suitcases, come with me, wait, what are you doing, what are you saying, am i really on looks like a loader, what are you? well, to be honest, they are similar, thank you, good evening.
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i called you, thank you for reacting in time, yeah, by the way, i didn’t give 50,000 rubles to business classes for this, so that all sorts of loaders would insult me, and also stole 3,000 rubles from me, i and you just took it from me extorted , sat for 3,000, well, to be honest, he doesn’t look like... yes, yes, this is not his suit, this is not your suit, i have to admit, the suit is really not mine, this suit is georgie ormani, yes, his, so, in general, let's both let's go to the department, we'll sort it out there, go, listen, i actually flew in from samara today, please look, here's the tag, you see. yes, indeed, from
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samara, yes, and where did you come from? and i, i, from london, flew in, so, ivanova s, in europe, yes, sargsyan a is here, convenient. very convenient, well, let's look at the things, then , what kind of things do you have there, not his, not his suitcase, i'm telling you for sure, mr. policeman, not his, check, check, let's go one by one, what things you have here, what kind, what kind of trousers, trousers, for example, a hat, a hat, for example, a sweater, some kind, well, with deer, without deer, right? i didn’t
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hit a single thing, come on, men, listen, maybe we can agree on this somehow, but no, chamobol, you’ve already agreed. yes, yes, yes, yes, mashul, where is artyom, and dziuba, celebrate a goal, our son, artyom, where is now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, he wasn’t on the swing, ugh,
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glory god, have you lost your son, no, we ’re playing hide and seek with him. and artyom, that’s it, come out, oh, you don’t have to hide, yes, you’ve lost it. maxim, well , you’re normal, we’ll have you for another 20 minutes you can't leave a child alone. mash, what are you worried about? he is small, his legs are short, his steps are small, he is clearly somewhere in the city, this cannot but rejoice. remember what you did? and so, we came to the playground, that’s it, i don’t remember anything else. maxim, well, well, we came to the site and rode the hill. so what did he do? in front of the swing, did he eat sand? masha, i was preparing him for adult life, we have a mortgage for 30 years, who knows what will happen? so, call the police, quickly, i'm calling, hello, police,
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hello, yes, our boy left the family and somewhere in the city he survives. i mean, congratulations, he’s 7 years old, yes, good, so , signs, that means height, height, well, about this, tell me what he was wearing, and he was wearing, red jacket, white hat, red jacket, white cap, yes, that's it, thank you, they are looking, you forgot what your child looks like, masha, you coded me yourself, you know, for me, remembering red and white is stressful. well, here's your son, i took him to the toilet. artyom, everything is fine, son, thank you, girl, thank you very much, but you’re welcome, but where is mine, how you, who is yours, my son, well
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, i left him on the swing so that you could look after him while i take you to the toilet, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now. maxim, have you lost someone else’s child? mash, don’t worry, he’s clearly already gotten stronger, and he’s walking around the city somewhere, he exists, what are you saying? other people's children grow up fast! maksim! so, in order to find a seven-year-old child, you need to think like a seven-year-old child, he is clearly exploding carbite somewhere right now, what kind of corbite to hell, i always did this as a child, i didn’t understand where my child is now, girl, don't worry! i thought a cloud came from bryansk , you’re not helping at all, hello, damn it,
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you lost a child, we, we, here you go, as they said, the jacket... screamed, this is my child, this is my child, it’s not you who lost the child, sasha, thank you, please, where did you find it? so over there at our construction site, can you imagine, there are no doors or
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stairs yet, how he got to the third floor, i can’t imagine, well, according to the trajectory, it looks like an idiot, fucked up, pyshnenko, on december 31, not a single car is rushing at all, yes, touch captain, why are you eat, but in the morning the truck driver stopped , he says, there is no money, no products, so i took a box of something that i had never tried, fihua, so i say, fihua, some kind of work, it would be better if i took the money, listen, eh why are you these morons? actually, women don’t like the way you
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talk to me, i’m somehow like your boss, excuse me, by the way, afihua, you know, there is such a sign that when you try something new, you need to make a wish, it will definitely come true, seriously, yes, i want my partner to stop talking nonsense, damn, the rumor said it won’t come true, yes, just try it, is this what you dreamed of when you were young? young, wow, comrade captain, if you wished that in front of us there was a straight maybach tinted peresok, a double solid one crashed into a snowdrift, yes , i will buy you new fruit every day, that’s not what i wished for at all, that you look, maybe... than i need help, yeah, yeah, fuck myself, i took a bite, olya, kisyalev,
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comrade of captains, what wished for buzova to know you, no, i wished to meet my school love, maxim, how did i i miss you, how glad i am to see you, maxim, tell me, how are you doing? yes, what to tell, as usual, house, work , work, house, big house, yes, the largest high-rise building in lyubertsy, so, pyshnenko, what are you doing here, come on, that’s it, go, i ’m letting you go today, and i still want a couple of hours of shift, ah, maxim, tell me, how is it with you?
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deliver, i’m going to the concert, then i understand that i urgently want to see you, it’s just some kind of magic, yes, don’t worry, now we’ll take you to the concert, no, no, no, i don’t anymore i want to make music, what do you want? “i want to be with you, maxim, that
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this is some kind of prank, yes, someone is pranking us, filming us, right? what a prank, maxim, you don’t understand, as soon as i saw you, there’s this drop of mayonnaise on jacket, these mustaches, i immediately realized that i missed you, wow, i didn’t think it was a mop.” someone might like your nose, maybe so, yes, you called a tow truck, but no, i didn’t get through, your wife called, well, your ex, i told her that you and your high school sweetheart should meet so that she won’t see you anymore worried, maxim, let's go somewhere, yes, olya, we'll leave, now the tow truck will arrive, and we'll definitely leave, go, look for a tow truck. no, i mean, let's run away somewhere to the ends of the world, just you, your mustache and me
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, boozy, what are you doing, ol, well, it won't work , there's a reason why, here's the ring, save and save, save and keep it written, that's all... this ring saves you from casual relationships, saves you from excessive consumption of beer on fridays, and you also know, after the incident when you didn’t show up for a date with me, i was so offended, that i went to the traffic police on purpose to spoil people’s mood, so wait, when i didn’t show up, what do you mean when
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you wear pants, but i came in skirts, maxim, at -40, in eight-day tights, what are you driving, and what am i driving, it’s me driving, i’ve been waiting for you for 5 hours like a fool at the cinema satellite, satellite, damn it, satellite, and i stood like a fool near space, i remembered that something is connected with space, damn it, it’s olya, what it turns out that you are good, and i’m a moron, it turns out like this, maxim, it’s a pity that it took you 17 years to understand this,
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well, you know, i still want to be with you. here, i want everything, here i have two tickets to my concert, how come i forgot about my concert, come, two tickets to the front row, now i’ll just ask one woman’s permission, don’t you think, we have there with she’s not serious, we’re just married, she also gave birth to two children for me, that you found a tow truck, but i wasn’t the one looking, i overheard you behind a snowdrift, well, you guessed it, of course, you missed such a girl. olga, if he doesn’t agree, then i’m ready. what are you ready for? well, go to the concert. what did you think? you now you’re not going to a concert, you’re going to explain to one evil woman that i’m a very good husband, and your jokes are stupid. and buzova is here
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because of feihua. because of what feihua? olya, this feihua. there is such a sign that if you try something for the first time, you can make a wish, it will definitely come true, so i made it so that i can meet you again, come on, give it here, kiselyov, are you stunned or something , just take me quickly i ’m late for the concert, olya, why did you wish that all this would end as soon as possible, i’m shocked. from what, from magic? no, buzova has never tried fikha in her entire life. so, pushlenko, here, hold fikko, eat, make a wish? but no, if you want to stay together again, i think nothing will work out for you, but i’m not talking about that, now, in short, to
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get her to the concert on time, only magic will help us through traffic jams, come on, bite, where is the concert , barvikha. damn, ruble, you have to eat a whole box there, go ahead, your words are common, this is not good, you knew how to cheat, but i didn’t want to, divorce, words are common, it’s not good, you divorced skillfully, but... i didn’t want to get a divorce, i didn’t want all these empty false phrases of yours, it didn’t work out for you and me, darling, all i want now is to be happy, my heart is a bird in your little cage , light on a branch, lights on a branch
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, my heart is a bird in your cool cage on... branch from a branch, lights on a branch, your words to get along, that’s not good, you divorced , you knew how, but i didn’t want to get divorced, words to get along, that’s no good, you knew how to divorce, but i didn’t want to divorce, i wanted to, and i i am in vogue for divorces.
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thank you very much, something didn’t blow me away, who would allow my beloved little son to be blown away? hi hi! is your husband waiting for you down there, husband? ilyusha, what happened? no, everything is fine, that is, not, not quite normal, i need to talk to you, we can go somewhere. no, i said, it’s fine, irisha is probably doing her homework, i just need to talk to you. and i’m standing at a traffic light, i look, my little son is freezing, give me a kiss
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, rest, what are you doing, i’m driving, well, if it’s been a little since yesterday, it’s been a lot since yesterday, but what do you have? new, kudos, what can i have new, sleepyhead, the plant was closed, i’m bombing, it’s all a knife, in the end a lot of people changed their profession, i , too, for example, didn’t always work in the tourism industry, don’t work, you’ll get ruined. so, that means we need to part, that is , i’m leaving you, from you, i’ve already
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moved all my things, and the dog, where are you going, atat, well, well, i can’t do this anymore, you know, well, it happened, and that’s why i propose all this, consider it in the interests of our daughter, please, i don’t understand anything, i say that it is in the interests of our daughter to keep a normal relationship, you can still arrange your life, really, go away, well, well, you ’re a reasonable, intelligent woman, it happens, people come together, diverge, but you can still maintain friendly relations, why did you take the dog, what? and the meadow, so there will be no one to walk with it, and the dachshund needs to be walked at least 2 hours a day, however, at this very moment you will tell how long you need to walk with
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the taxi, yes, why are you starting to get hysterical, i , i’m not i say that i am disappearing from your life, from irishka’s life, i will visit her, i’ll give you money, i’ll help, and in general , if you need my help, i’m ready, thank you very much, i’m not leaving you, i’ll just... i’ll just live in another place, it will be easier, right? listen, go away, but in general how... of course, my friends, i would like to thank the entire team for their conscientious and, most importantly, high-quality attitude towards their duties. let's take a brief excursion into history: 10 years ago, as soon as everything began with us, our staff consisted of only one person, today do not reflect me, now look, here is our mansion, blessings, let's go.
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you know not so well, and then i would just like to say today, speaking about this , that then you will lock yourself in the toilet with your mobile phone, let the water run, you will lie to your wife that you are stuck in a traffic jam, especially, my friends, i would like to thank our financial director alisa vitolyevna, alisa vitolyevna, thank you very much, well, friends, in general, what else can i say, for us. well, how could it happen that such a beautiful woman like you is lonely, evil fate, bad character, they say fate is character, no, this is impossible. what activities can there be on
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weekends? oh yes, i completely forgot, my mother won’t allow it, it’s a sin to light a fire on saturdays on shabbat, you’re almost 40 years old, sonya, aren’t you tired of holding on to your mother’s skirt? i’m not tired, but in my opinion it’s better to spend time on the weekend with a man at the dacha than with berta moiseevna, excuse the expression, and it’s much healthier for your health.
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i didn’t even have time to change clothes after work, it’s okay, it’s twilight, if that’s how you go to work, then going to a restaurant is fine, prices it’s unreal here, that’s it, keep quiet, i invited you, and i’ll pay, girls, i, for one,
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am terrible. tat, you also need to eat, yes, you don’t want to, but you need strength now, you have a daughter, and your daughter is in adolescence, you just don’t have the right to fall apart, we can still go for a ride, the mother has disappeared somewhere, she’s at home no, my father left us. in what sense, in the sense, he started an affair with another girl, he kept lying at work at work, she probably grabbed him by the throat at one moment, so he left us, you you’re worried, you haven’t figured it out yet, it’s a shame, but you sorted out my score, well, let’s have a drink for
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us? oh, girls, remember how we vacationed in sochi in our youth, remember? what a funny guy there was, who came up to us on the beach and said: “oh, three half-graces.” that is, at that time we weren’t able to reach three degrees, let alone almost 40. it’s good that we can at least be considered half-timers. oh, girls. this is what i would do without you, so that we can do everything without each other, so calmly, without pathos, drink, to us, to us.
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rose, let's give the ladies the balls that they deserve. what the hell is this, my god, what is this? note, so, come on, well, now, alice
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won’t want to forget, sleepless night in cyprus. complete nonsense, and don’t lie, mine is going to cyprus, i’m not going , i’m just wondering how she knows that i’m alice, well, where is yours, so, try to burst, now, let’s open it, read it, i’m a muzak, natasha will find her happiness with a man named pasha, pasha, who we have, well, it’s clear, only with my jewish happiness the ball should have flown away, oh well, girls, all this is
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complete nonsense, well, she overheard our names and decided to cut off the money, yeah, maybe she’s a dreamer, yes, of course, girls, what should i do, and what should you do, you need to... cut your hair, i don’t know, dye your hair, i don’t want to cut your hair, i feel sorry for the hair, i feel sorry for you, not your filthy husband, not the hair, just a second, wait, hello, tamara, yes, darling, it’s me, listen, tell me please, you have everything planned for tomorrow, listen, it was raped perfectly , now one second, wait, you must meet your paul in a new image, then i can. it's a pity that the little yellow one flew away.
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sonya, it’s already night, what should i think? mom , i’m turning 40 soon, that’s right, 40, and how are you behaving, your scoundrel called again, aren’t you tired of saying this word, i won’t get tired of calling scoundrels scoundrels, so what did he say, he didn’t say anything when he heard mine voice, hung up, then why did you decide that it was him, it was him, i know the manners of your slavik, to call. cooking pipes, how's it going tata? nothing, nothing, what a scoundrel her husband turned out to be, god, why are all today’s men such scoundrels, and
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they weren’t like that before, they were, but not all of them, your father wasn’t a scoundrel, though he died early, but if he had lived longer, he would have become a scoundrel too, mom, mom, mom knows life. do you want to eat? no thanks, i had dinner with the girls at the restaurant. how is aliska doing? nothing, nothing, oh, your dashing woman, alice. over the course of this year, we have become one big family, so i propose spending 2023 together and celebrating 2024.
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sklephosophical new season in the new year on rtr. mom, where have you been? aliska dragged us to the restaurant, are you awake? "mom, we're not
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we'll disappear, it's true , we're not the first, we're not the last, we're not the first to be abandoned, irus, no one abandoned you, my dad left me, it doesn't matter, my dad got sick from mashka too, so what, everything's fine, no one hums and in general, your father did not hum." oleg , can i come to you, what have you done with your hair, your braid was the only pride of our publishing house, yes, the only one, yes, well, what did you come with, listen, i read the novel .. the author can’t tear himself away, if you design it well, then
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they’ll grab it in micro, i even have it for today invited, yes you know , just don’t admire it too much, okay, don’t convince him that he’s a genius, well, you understand, because the fees are right away, oleg, well, i understand myself, i can’t get used to this hairstyle of yours in any way, no way , well, that’s it, then go meet with this author, with the author, what’s his name, by the way, and guschin pavel, why, natasha will find her happiness, with a man named pasha, some kind of nonsense, sonya. hi,
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you know what unites you with my mother, nothing unites me with bertha, although no, we don’t want each other, and yet least of all, both of you do not let me live in peace, yes , live, but preferably next to me, you have now decided to accompany me to work every day, yes every day. every hour there and back, what are your plans for the evening? what about? no, i can’t, today aunt sarah is coming to see mom, damn, you ’re going to spend the evening on two old grims, i can’t refuse mom.
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oh irka, who is this we have here? alesa svetolyevna, i found out everything. bmw belongs to svetoslav igorevich kurbatov. you've probably heard that he is the ceo of canyon. yes. very good. a now find out the phone number and address of the company. fine. thank you. i'm pavel gushchin for
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acquaintance. hello. hello, please sit down. pasha, svyatoslav igorevich, it’s a pleasure to see you, come in, sit down,
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would you like some coffee? no, thank you. and what brought you to me? hatred. hatred. and why do you hate me? i demand that you leave irishka alone. irishka. who is irishka? and, actually, who are you? keep in mind, i didn’t go to the police only because i felt sorry for the girl. you. generally aware that she only 15 years old? who is 15 years old? why are they calling the police on me? for child molestation? do you understand what you are saying? who is irishka? actually, who are you? does the blue bmw 864 belong to you? yes to me. uh huh, well then
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you should probably remember that today. did you kiss a girl in your car this morning? no, i do not remember. the car really belongs to me, but my son drives it. this morning, alas, i did not kiss a girl, but was on a plane from germany. in fact, you can verify this. do you see the note in the passport about arrival? are you happy? “so son, son denis, and he’s 19 years old, a student in my opinion, a complete fool, well, in any case, at his age i courted girls much older than me,
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but nevertheless, i’m with him i'll talk , i'm sorry, i'm sorry, this girl, is this your daughter? no, this is my friend's daughter, i'm sorry for disturbing you. sorry, i'm kind of a fatalist, and if fate sends me such an amazing woman like you, i owe it take advantage. are you busy in the evening? busy, and so are you. busy in the evening, you should make an impression on your son, all the best, again, sorry,
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what are you doing here? i still can’t find a damn thing about israel. why do you need israel? i finally figured out how to solve our problem. so how is it? i ’m going to israel, converting to judaism, getting circumcised, i have something to cut, thank god, your mother will finally allow us to get married. get off my desk. how delicate are you, client? me please. a last-minute ticket to israel to my future historical homeland, i’ll now write out a complaint like an offended tourist, thank you, i have the truth i have a lot of work, i miss you, sonya, i
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’m a heavy drinker, a loser, but i’m not yet a drunk or a scoundrel, as your mother likes to say, because i’m very... well, you and i have no future, no future, no, whom the tram ran over, but you and i are intact. and alive and we feel good together, i just burst with anger when i think how good we are together, or maybe your mother will kill me, i’ll serve it, and you ’ll come to me on a date, they say they’ll give you a room for three whole days, hello, well all the best to you, vyacheslav, i wish you a pleasant relax in this beautiful sunny country, goodbye! goodbye, say hello to your mother, i will definitely tell
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you that trips to israel are in great demand among our clients, everyone is drawn to the sea, to the sun, to the shrines. alisa vitoldedovna, hello , hello, forgive me, i got excited there, of course, i’m not offended, in fact, i talked to my dunce, you know, they have a great bright feeling, i envy them, alice, yes, let’s talk about how adults, don't force it. i have they’ll come up with all sorts of nonsense, you can be direct and honest, you will, i like you, i want to please
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you, what should i do for this? i’ll really like it if i finally go to my car now, and i’ll also like it more if you don’t guard me here anymore and say platitudes, harshly. happily, yes, listen, the only thing i’m guilty of before you is that my son fell in love with your friend’s daughter, tell me, after all, maybe i’ll find a way to somehow interest you, and alice, good luck,
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enechka , fix the routine. mother! well, of course he knew that he would come, but what’s so terrible about it, you and i also go everywhere together, oh mom, don’t need these tricks, another sacrilege, what kind of tricks, you and venya once met, and between you a spark has already run through, what a spark , well, mom, what a spark, then you and sarah matched me endlessly, i met him only for you, yes, i like venya, i always liked him, yeah, when he left me, you called him a bastard, yes venya. a scoundrel, but in the desires of this scoundrel flows jewish blood, this justifies a lot,
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how much warmth there is in your house, how much comfort, bertha, eat, old lady, eat, yeah. venya, how is your business? it's not simple, aunt bartha, it's not simple. and you know, i have a small business. damn times. as soon as the boy graduated from graduate school, he could sell shit. why are there buyers for this? mom jokes like that. i deal with dietary products for diabetics. you know, barchka, when he was born, i dreamed that he would become a lawyer. yeah, that 's why you sent him to the food institute for a crazy bribe, you thought what was cooking there lawyer, okay, why don’t you take the kidneys,
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they’re fresh, sarah, um, let’s go get some tea, yes, yes. oh, how many years have we not seen each other? yes, we haven’t seen each other for a long time, but you remembered me, sometimes, yeah, and i often, you know, i noticed that past romances are easily forgotten only by those for whom everything turned out happy later, but for you what turned out unhappily, no way ?
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you know, an option as old as the world, an aging son adoring his mother, i also seem to fit firmly into this scheme, uh-huh, you know, you just look great, you too, oh, sunka, why lie like that? laughs , that’s good, good, you often laughed with your husband, i laughed with my husband three times, the first time when a crystal chandelier that he brought from
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work fell on his head, the second time when he was hit for this chandelier.. sonya, and somehow your mother lets you go alone without supervision. sonya, who is this? and this is a vein, a gift from my fate. this is fate, such gifts, all kinds of punks stick to you. slav, don’t touch him, this is my friend, and i’m his
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girlfriend, sonechka, liar, glory, glory. natalya palovna, you can congratulate me, i signed the contract, congratulations, what’s wrong with you, you feel bad, now i’ll give you a massage. no, that’s not necessary, relax, now you will feel better, the pain will go away, it will be easy, easy for you , right, well, thank you, that’s good, i’ll teach you , you’ll do it yourself, it’s better when someone
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else does it, your husband, for example , i do not have a husband. sorry for the lack of character, it’s okay, we are in a state of chaos, i live with my daughter, natalya pavlovna, but how will our relationship with you develop now, what kind of relationship, business, of course, i will read your novel again and make a comment. judging by the first reading there will be little. how long will it take to read my novel? well, i think a week is enough. it’s been a long time, you know, i’ve already written my second novel. well, why didn’t you
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bring it? i thought i'd let the first one come out first. it’s just that if the second one is as good as the first one, we could release both, two books will immediately attract more attention, you think so, well, it seems so to me, however, we need to consult with oleg stepanovich, he’s at home now, yeah, thanks for the advice, but i still i'll be back. christmas trees, be careful. hello, alesya vitalievna. hello. but it seems to me that you and i agreed that you would no longer guard me, have you forgotten? no, i haven’t forgotten, but it was you who agreed with me, and i didn’t agree with you on anything, and then it’s not my fault that
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my car is taking me here itself. well, would you tell your car to take you somewhere, for example, to the races, or golf? well, look, uh, i have golf and horses at home, and then i get so tired during the day that i go to bed very early, well then. fine, then i wish you nightmares. alice, let's have dinner together, why should i have dinner with you? well, firstly, we are both hungry, and secondly, i am an adult, not a very happy man. thirdly, you love georgian cuisine, right? is it your intuition that is so wonderful, or your assistants doing a good job, doing a good job.
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here you go. we’re sitting, everything is very beautiful , but there’s nothing to talk about, have you ever touched a hedgehog’s belly, when i was little, i loved to catch hedgehogs, if you do it wisely, you can touch a hedgehog’s belly, you know, it’s amazing gentle, yeah, i understand, that is, you want to say that... if you take care of me wisely, then you can find a vulnerable spot in me, right? you’re trying in vain, tenderness is always very vulnerable, that’s why i grew thorns everywhere,
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even on my stomach, well, sometimes we’re silent, sometimes we talk , who the hell knows that you’re not asking me anything, but what do you want me to ask you about, well , for example, am i married, o'? “ this is the most senseless woman’s question, as if an unmarried man cannot have a passionately beloved woman, no, a passionately beloved i don’t have a woman, i separated from my wife a long time ago, she has a family in germany, so i’m an old bachelor , and why are you alone, listen, give a bonus to your assistants, they really work well, there was an unhappy love, it surfaced”?
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i didn’t even ask, on what day did he sleep with his third wife, no, why not, that’s right, there’s no need, and we’re seeing each other for the third time, why do you think that you have the right to get into my soul, i haven’t talked to an intelligent woman for a long time, i concluded my first contract in life, this is a huge event for me, i understand
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i’m very happy for you, don’t you understand, i wanted to celebrate this holiday with you, you were the first to say good words to me, you were the first to approve of my novel, i’m not the only one. good opinion , i’m still saying something wrong, i just really want to be with you, good, by the way , i liked the second novel too, today is definitely my day, well , we don’t drink to your success, to future success, we’d rather drink to you , for my very first s... beautiful reader. what are you thinking about?
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i think i’m still alive, you just know, i haven’t had much luck lately, and it seemed to me that everything had died, now, what now, now for some reason it feels good to sit like this, don’t fight with yourself, you need to indulge your desire. especially so natural, you wanted me from our very first meeting, am i right? who am i?
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“this is terrible, but i’ll have to see you off now, mom will be back soon , it doesn’t offend you, what are you, mom, you’re probably the same age as me, my god, i’m crazy, because this is wonderful madness.”
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mom, where have you been? i called and called, huh? where have you been? why so late? i was walking with denis. ira, m. and your denis knows that you are in are you still in school? he knows. he is very good. mom, look at the bouquet you gave me, huh? it would be interesting to know where he got the money for such a bouquet. well, my dad is kind of cool, but , you know, that’s not why i fell in love with him. fell in love, how old is denis? 19 , and you’re only 15, so what, mom, dad was 6 years older than you, and he’s not only 23, your writer is younger than you, yeah, let’s consider how much, mom, age doesn’t matter for love, mom, what are you doing, mom, oh my god, oh my god, did you think that i was sleeping with denis, i haven’t had anything with him yet, so far, so i’ll break lunch, mom, well, listen, listen,
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please, you and i have both sorrow and joy in half, right? look, dad left us , this is bad, but i have my first love, this is good, you are left alone, this is bad, but you have a new handsome gentleman, this is good, however, i really didn’t like him, but at least you are with him you will be happy, equally, mom, mommy, don’t cry, lord, mom, you and i have the right to personal happiness, well...
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hello, i’m listening, pavel, sorry for waking you up, i i just couldn’t wait until the morning, what happened, beauty, i’m sure you’re a decent person, i ask you to forget everything that happened tonight. forget, forget, it was
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a mistake, i will be very grateful to you if you forget everything, i everything. i forgot, but i hope you won’t spoil things for me, and it won’t affect the publication of my novels, oh, what a fool, wow, alice, good morning, good morning, what is this for, and tomorrow is march 8, and tomorrow i have negotiations, i'm afraid.
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well, what other feeling? tell me, have you ever tried to communicate with people without buying them? alice, that’s enough , no, you have nothing to do with it, it’s just a generation now, men who are used to buying everything and women who want to be bought at a higher price, this will all end, there will be a crowd of unhappy, lonely and embittered people, you want me ? do something nice, yes, let’s just go for a walk along the streets, i haven’t walked for 100 years, alice, i can’t now, i have negotiations in an hour, but i can walk with you from 4 to 5, or better if at about three my secretary will call you and confirm
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the meeting, well, yes, secretary, secretary, well, i i can’t talk at this time, okay? alice, what about the flowers? here are the brats, two against one, come on,
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why are you billy? i liked my mobile phone, oh, okay, come on, get up, otherwise you’ll catch a cold, come on, come on, come on, thank you, oh, leg, what’s your name, novel, yeah, lucky you, little ones, just a sprain, now we’ll put a bandage on it, and at home you’ll make him a cold bath, no big deal, yeah, but tell me, what about his ears? thanks to you, he escaped with only a fright, but why thanks to me? my mother bought a nice jacket for my son, and this is his i saved you, next time you won’t let one of you out of the house. it’s okay, guy, bruises to the bone suit a man, and your son
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looks very much like you, very much, right? well, you'll probably get screwed now, but i don't think so. thank you for everything, but for nothing , listen, if you want, i’ll get up with you, i’ll explain everything, no need, i’ll fall apart myself, well, look, brother, goodbye, very cool, just super,
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goodbye, bye. natasha, what happened to you with this thicket? with gushchin nothing, well, nothing, and then he bursts into my office and demands that he the manuscript was handed over to another editor, and what did he tell you? said nothing, he demanded that his book be transferred to another editor, so stop, stop, stop, stop. that you have little work, besides this thicket, lord, you
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had something with him, it’s clear, so, that means we ’ll do the following, he probably hasn’t left yet, bully, call me, please, he’s here somewhere . okay, oleg stepanovich, so, he’s coming now, go there and listen, yes, oleg stepanovich, gushchin is in the reception room, okay, let him come in. pavel arsenievich,
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arsenievich, i would still like to understand why you refuse to work with natalya palovna, but she is our best editor, everyone takes her into account, there are never any excesses, you know, i don’t want to discuss this issue anymore, but for her own good, no, you see, we will have to discuss it. because i , as a manager, need to know what ’s going on, what if she offended you with something, oleg stepanovich, well, it’s not worth a damn, we just didn’t find a common language with her, such an argument suits you, no, not satisfied, oleg stepanovich, can i be there? speak to you frankly, like man to man, pavich, of course, of course, you understand , natalya pavlovna had, how to say,
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her own views on me, and i couldn’t live up to them, a purely everyday situation, well, yes, somehow not very like a man, somehow dishonest , i agree, but you understand me, i’m ready to console a lonely woman, but she’s not my type, she’s charming. woman, well, a little old for me, pavel arsenievich, arsenievich, pavel arenievich, you are probably a talented young man, but even this does not give you the right to be let's go, you probably found out everything you wanted, i can go, goodbye.
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tat, i understand everything, what a horror, oh, how embarrassing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, why is he doing this to me, nothing, nothing, calm down, calm down, everything is fine, doctor’s girls. mommy, how did you scare us? where is oleg? you barely saw off your boss and there is absolutely nothing for a man to do here. what about me? nothing romantic. you are not turgenev's girl. you fainted not from a simple flu, we’ve already brought down your temperature, now the main thing for you is to drink more, that’s it
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now there will be tea, you know, yes we know, tat , nothing so terrible happened, as my mother would say, we stepped over one more scoundrel on our way, that’s right, we stepped over and forgot, so, child, let shura do his homework. how, how to forget such a shame , such humiliation, yes, tattoo, forget, can you imagine if... every woman remembered all her humiliations and insults, and the whole globe would be covered with lifeless women’s bodies, no, girls, you just need to remember happy love, everything else is rotten everyday life, you remember my eric, eric, that was love, love, carrots.
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god, what suffering, torment, as if not with me, but what is the result? and as a result, he took away my opportunity to have children, and i probably won’t love anyone else. girls, why do we get it into our heads that a woman can only be happy with a man? in general, i believe that a woman can be happy alone. so, girls? then you and i are the happiest, tatka is alone, sonya is alone, and i am alone, irka, don’t you dare disappear until nightfall today, why? because i’m still young every day with a guy take a walk, mom, 90, it will be too late for me
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to do this, that’s it, bye, take the cook, now, go, bye, come on! hello, can i ask natalya pavlovna? yes it's me. pavel kushchin's mother is speaking to you. i'm listening to you. pavlik left for several days and asked me to pick up the manuscript of an old novel from you. if you will allow me, i am standing at your entrance. please, apartment 57. hello, hello, would you like tea and coffee? no thanks, i'm in a hurry. just a minute. here
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you are. i hope you didn't buy the manuscript. no, why should i? i know, abandoned women capable of different forms in the place, you have the manuscript, i didn’t make a copy, all the best, all the best.
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he’s not a scoundrel, he’s our editor -in-chief, single, his wife left him, the young fool missavol, uh-huh, has designs on you, but no, but you have designs on him, god forbid, then why does he come to eat our salads? girls , look at me, tell me honestly, i’ve already completely lost my presentation, mom, what are you, aunt bert, look how beautiful you are, you look great, aunt bert, have you got a bastard, not yet, well, maybe
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start up, arts, please close , i've already seen enough of them today, it seems they're calling, someone will open, meet oleg stepanovich, hello, hello, come in, have a seat, don't be shy, they won't offend us here, thank you, let me , as the only man here to congratulate, let me take it, thank you. thank you, thank you, come in, come in, don’t be shy, yeah, alezhenka, since you’re the only man we have,
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look after us, i’ll have some vodka, yeah, thank you, nose for... alezhenka, just don’t be upset that a young beautiful girl told you to go to hell. well, what can we do, these bowls, they are all from the outback, and you are such a prominent guy, so strong. with you, what is it, who else brought it? sonechka, go, open up, the invited
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guest is worse than the tatar or better, sonny, i came to make peace, i even called your fault. and found out, he didn’t even have a bruise, and he also said that there was nothing between you , so everything is fine, i congratulate you, happiness, and a little, well, i had a toothache, thank you, well, you know my mother, well please go away well, what’s superfluous, well, you’re not superfluous, just , just mom, sonya, who is it, is it you, bastard, what do you want here, madam, i personally came to congratulate you... to ask your daughter for forgiveness, and you didn’t you can deprive me of the right to speak, i’ll give you a minute, and so that your spirit is not here, you bastard, you will keep
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me here like a hoya, well, slav, well, you know that there will be a scandal, well, thank you for the flowers, just come on later let’s talk, and oh, sonya, sonya, you’re a fool, i’m with all my heart for you, you have guests, so be a cultured person, invite you to the table. slav , well, don’t start, well, well, go away, please, slav, yes, don’t think about it, slav, please, slav, here i am, happy holiday to everyone, after all, i’m not a complete stranger here, mom, you’re welcome to us not for long, slavochka , slav, well, go away, please , i beg you, madam, i’ll cut off the official part and unmoor, mom, you’re not my own, but it’s your holiday, so i’ll drink to that, don’t call me mom put my water in its place. it’s clear, i’m not nice to you, i’m nice to your daughter, how should we deal with this fact, and why mothers, you are the coffins of our love, and
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i would carry your daughter in my arms, motherfucker, you don’t carry yourself, rapist, let’s get along, it’s clear where we are going with our pig snout, we ’re like koi to you, right? slava , it’s time for you to get some air, no, no, i’m not blowing, you should, boiler, that’s it, you got me , you see, the table, i’m walking along a political road, i suffered on ethnic grounds, it’s true, and so mom, mom, she betrayed me. she fucked me, comrade, comrade sergeant, comrade torshina, i didn’t want to throw her out the window, i was purely trying to scare her, she’s a steadfast fate for us break.
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thank you, oh, well, how were the negotiations, successful? yes, what kind of negotiations, i ’ve been standing here for 3 hours, i’m cold as a dog, i didn’t get into the car so as not to fall asleep, i’m waiting for you, uh-huh, i’ll tell you now, i’ll tell you now. marry me, what, marry me. is this some kind of joke?
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why a joke? you are the woman i have dreamed of all my life. do we really love each other? well, what does love have to do with it? well, what does love have to do with it? you're a business woman. you know very well that love marriages last much less than arranged marriages. by k what calculation? well, i bought women, i bought them and i felt sick, and because i don’t understand whether she loves you or the life that you designed for her, you, this is a completely different matter, you are completely different, you are modern, you are independent, you are smart , good night.
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that really hurts or what? it hurts, you know how your head twitches, you need to tell someone that you have a toothache, sleepyhead, no one here is interested in my suffering, so i’m working for the benefit of the national police, i became the commissioner for painting the perimeter, eat i brought it to you, who cooked it, i cooked it myself,
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it’s definitely not my mother, is it her? is poisoning, her hand won’t tremble, thank you, let’s show you what you have here, cutlets, connections 213, we need to do something about it, well...
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behave normally, but i can’t help but scream, i’m terribly afraid of teeth doctors, don’t worry, we have a wonderful doctor, yeah, you won’t even feel pain, good, that ’s great.
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place, open your mouth, and which ones? question one, open it, why are you stuck to my sun, don’t turn your head, i’m carrying my jaw, you don’t understand, that she’s too tough for you, shut up, i ’ll answer it myself, what do you think, if sonya’s personal life hasn’t stuck together, you can get your hands on this gift, open your mouth, take your hands away. i’ve already entered the canal , i’ve been teaching her all my life, all my life, to drink only clean water, it’s better to die of thirst than drink from a puddle, the second question is, what do you have against my great people, who have endured so much without you, nothing i don't have anything
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against your people, i love you. what's happened? it’s okay, comrade sergeant, everything is fine with us, i haven't finished yet, i don't know, i'll come now, yeah, hi. how are you, have you calmed down a little? what are you talking about? thank you for returning the manuscripts without a scandal, you are still a rare snowflake.
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hi, hi, well, where is he, there he stands, he’s an infection , he doesn’t clean a damn thing, he spits out dust right in my face, what’s the purpose of cleaning , are you expecting guests, but i’m not expecting anyone, i want to scrub the apartment and die in order, just like that die. die just like that, now, i have a lot of reasons for this, what are you talking about, my husband ran away, you might have
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gotten used to this by now, my daughter is having an affair with an older guy, has the right to herself, remember at her age, the young talent of guschin insulted me as he humiliated women as an editor, well, don’t forget about this scoundrel, not only that, but also his mother? you might think that i could put my last name on the cover of his novel, don’t think about it , maybe it’s hereditary, you see, there’s no reason to despair, so come on, finish the cleaning, start a new life, and maybe in the next weekend we will go shopping with you, what do you smell like, fry chicken. apples, chicken with apples, so with apples are like frying a duck with a goose, i just wanted chicken, listen, olik, this torments me, why did gushchin take the manuscript, but can i really be suspected of forgery,
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the chicken is on fire, oops, quiet, quiet, olek, look, well, what? it's like, wait, be careful. well, what is it, oleg , i can’t do anything, nothing, i’m a fool, i’m no good, you know, i’m nowhere, i feel bad, i ’m lonely, i don’t know what to do, i thought, i got my hopes up, i have nothing it turns out, nothing, well, calm down, well, honey, please, stop crying, don’t cry, it’s not enough for me all this, and you’re still burning, well, don’t cry, come on, stop crying, but i’m trying, the tears don’t stop, now, now i’ll help you, there’s... an amazing method for relieving stress, you trust me, just don’t show off, okay, okay, yes, yes, oleg, what are you doing
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, what am i treating you, is this a canadian method, a new one, if it takes more than 3 minutes? the kiss lasts, then these hormones that cause stress, they die, but it’s real, people have proven it, shut up, i’m timing it, oleg, you’re crazy came down, and if ira comes, i’ll tell you to keep quiet, you can, that’s it, that’s it, keep quiet.
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“you’re driving me away, but you still couldn’t explain to your daughter that children are brought by neis.” you, and what no, here are the little guys , are you laughing, or what, i’m laughing, yes, i had a good time, i’m laughing, my god, working for so many years together, they ruined such a good good relationship, that we ruined, that we ruined, that we spoiled it, okay, right, what is hidden for us? from your irka, let
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's get married, who will judge us, let's get married, yes, let's get married, are you against it? no, i didn't think so well, we’re both not divorced yet, well, we’ll get divorced, and then we’ll get married, listen, i’m so grateful to my lady that she left me, and i’m grateful to your ilya that he left you, such a bastard, i’m sorry that i came late, but denis and i went to the museum, oh, hello, oleg stepanovich, why are you lying there, are you feeling bad, or what? and it’s good, great, what about you, love, think about what you’re talking about, irochka, let me, i won’t hang noodles on your young ears, i don’t need yours. noodles, yes, especially since there are plenty of noodles, well, at least here’s yours
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museum, we all understand that all museums have been closed for a long time, so, unlike you, i will tell the truth, i want to marry your mother, oh, just some kind of bad dream, no, wait, i’m right i understand, aunt bertha is getting married, no, can you imagine, but i’m just in shock. and who do you even know, of course i know, her colleague, an old hungarian named latsia, she’s leaving to live with him in budapest, and you, what am i, well, are you happy or not, but i don’t know, you don’t even know , my mother and i were never separated for a long time, i i don’t even know how to live now, stop it, i’m stunned, i’m getting married at 60, who is this hungarian, you’re a dentist, a world
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-famous scientist, listen, why is bertha suddenly playing for you? no, well, you know , yes, mom, mom called me here to the kitchen, sonya, i kept hoping that you would find yourself a decent man, someday you and i need to break away from each other, i already know, somehow, in in general, my patience has run out, i’m getting married, here’s aunt bertha’s happiness, listen, girls, well, we don’t have long to wait for happiness either, about 20 years. here’s grandma’s giving, what kind of grandmother am i to you, my life is just beginning, and you make me sick, why are you sitting here, the three half-graces are full of men around, whoever is not gay and not a woman is a man, well, they are bastards, all of them, but others were not brought to this planet, even a woman with a scoundrel man. no better than one, oh, my dear,
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i should throw it all away, don’t touch it, i’ll look at it later, but what to watch, complete graphomaniacs, this is written by your hand, rubbish, well, sir, well, i’ll help, forgive me. oleg, guschin is a plagiarist, nadashka, i'm tired of waiting, you’re not bored, i’m very bored, i ’m bored, but listen to me carefully, plagiarist, i can prove it, i won’t take care of business. i have one main thing, it’s you, we publish stolen novels, you
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’re taking revenge on me, what kind of revenge are you taking, i found the manuscript that he sent us 3 years ago, it’s a complete mess, what do you suggest? i have an examination, what kind of examination, for what money , an examination, that this should be my problem, let it be the problem of those from whom he stole it, let it be on his conscience will be, and not on mine, we are publishers, we are just publishers, why are we publishers most of all? the victim will show up sooner or later, in general, i am convinced that the novel was written by a very talented author, most likely a woman, an agushkin thief, okay, do this business, go, get away from... sin, go, we’ll have lunch together, where are you going can you get away from me? we’re having breakfast too,
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she’s still here, mom went to the hotel to see her fiance. well, we’ll change the wiring, the cabinet will be restored, but why is it wet? yes faucet - with such a faucet your mother could be more modestly, the spin cycle in the machine does not work. “sonka, i’m not a prince , i don’t know how to hold a conversation in society, i don’t even know a single decent joke, i always remember some swear words, i love
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you so much, and now that your mother, no, i really wish her happiness .become, he warned me, by the way, that you might start saying nasty things about him, it ’s you out of anger that he abandoned you, rin, calm down, you, you hear what you’re saying, he idolizes me, and you with him nothing shines, so you’re angry that everyone is leaving you, and the husband and pasha, and the bush is geni, he is geni,
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you know who is there, please open it, and you? natalya pavlovna tropinina from the publishing house, have you been to see me? hello, hello, natalya pavlovna, pavlik is not at home, but can i talk to you? it is very important. excuse me for looking like this, i have a tormented cough from bronchitis, will you have some tea? no thanks, nothing needed. who wrote the bad reputation? this wasn’t written by pavel arsenich, right? god bless you, who else could have written this? i don’t know, the novel is very good, but the author is someone else. why are you so decided? and i’ll tell you more, it was written by a woman. i’ve been editing
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other people’s works for so long that i can accurately distinguish a man’s hand from a woman’s. why do you need this? i know that he has a difficult character, he can be rude. why do you need to ruin the boy's fate? however, he chose his own.
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RUSSIA1 December 29, 2023 9:50pm-12:41am MSK


Популярные артисты исполнят любимые миллионами хиты. Но не так всё просто, как кажется на первый взгляд, ведь в шоу есть главная интрига: никому не известно, кто скрывается за зеркальной стеной и кто станет для каждого участника неожиданным партнёром по дуэту. Звёзды даже не догадываются, с кем в паре им предстоит выступать! Тайный напарник раскроется лишь тогда, когда вверх поднимется огромная зеркальная стена и откроет второго участника звёздного дуэта. В третьем сезоне телезрители увидят таких звёзд, как Юрий Антонов, Михаил Шуфутинский, Филипп Киркоров, Дмитрий Харатьян, Александр Маршал, Любовь Успенская, Жасмин, Валерия, Алсу, Ани Лорак, Митя Фомин, Сергей Жуков, Эмин, Наташа Королёва, Татьяна Буланова, Анна Семенович, Кирилл Туриченко, Нюша, Хабиб, Клава Кока, Алексей Воробьев, Зара, Люся Чеботина, JONY, Mia Boyka, IOWA, Ваня Дмитриенко, Вячеслав Макаров, Ярослав Сумишевский, Денис Клявер, Тося Чайкина, Алёна Свиридова, Юлия Паршута, Виктория Дайнеко, Этери Бериашвили, Эвелина Блёданс, Сергей Минаев и многих других. Интригующая тайна, незабываемые эмоции и эффект неожиданности - вот ради чего стоит в пятничный вечер остаться дома у экранов телевизоров. А дуэты подарят ещё и откровенные истории из первых уст, так как в каждой паре участников существует связь, и каждый дуэт не случаен: им есть, о чём вспомнить и рассказать. Телезрителей также удивят масштабные декорации, аналогов которым нет ни в одном отечественном проекте. Ещё больше дуэтов, сюрпризов и хитов в новом сезоне гранд-шоу! Не пропустите!

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RUSSIA1
Duration
02:51:00
Scanned in
Moscow, Russia
Language
Russian
Source
Antenna
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Channel IPTV
Video Codec
h264
Audio Cocec
aac
Pixel width
640
Pixel height
360
Audio/Visual
sound, color
Item Size
2.8G

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