at the same time rushing to the institute, but she finds time to do it, this is character, this is right away, i say again, these are muscovites, this is the time when filming began, trouble came from where they did not expect it, the leading actor, nikita mikhalkov, demanded increase his fee, he has the main role, but he gets less than the polish elbow, georgy dana had to perform a whole performance in front of the young actor, he pretended that it was...

georgy nikolaevich somehow taught him a lesson and intimidated him somehow , and mikhalkov split, he revealed that his brother andrei taught me to put a little pressure on the director. five days of shooting have already passed, danel has nowhere to retreat, no one will allow him to reshoot the material, and he will be forced to pay more, the young man told the director with tears in his eyes. you tell him about the money, tell him about the money, i’ll tell him frankly, i don’t remember this, i...

will decide on this, a shoeshine boy, well, let’s clean it, friend, not self-irony - this is so to speak, it’s either there or no, you can’t learn self-irony, it’s like air, well, it’s like this, either it is or not, it can’t be a little pregnant, he was either one way or the other, daneli was 33 years old, mikhalkov and steblov were 17 years old, the polish and eloktev were a little over twenty.

daneli’s most important quality is that there was no separation between daneli’s director and daneli’s man. he was always absolutely organic in everything, and this is an amazing masculine quality, which was further confirmed by the fact that he spoke on equal terms with everyone and with us boys. or with anyone, he was completely, there was never any condescension in him. georgiy nikolaevich was it was not necessary for the master and the youth to be on the set; he needed an atmosphere that would unite the filmmakers of different ages and viewers of different generations. why don’t i ask, the boor nikolayevich is there on the site, and this is what you think, this is it , and he says, he’ll slap his lips yes, but

just like that, he answered everything, just like that , he had a fight on the phone, he went to the check-in office, he stole vodka mom, how old, i have absolutely, uh, why did he take care of us in the sense that - we weren’t initiated into anything, we didn’t need to be initiated into, but there was never a feeling that he was old, he was just a comrade, and right away, this... the vodka that nikita sergeevich let slip was, in fact, the signature tincture of his mother, natalia konchalovskaya, with currant leaf konchelovka. it was needed after a long day of shooting, when the director had to hose down the asphalt for several hours so that moscow streetlights would be reflected in it. he was chilled. after filming, we first took nikita mikhalkova home, to varovsky street. he promised. carry out

the ending so that daneli doesn’t get sick. nikita with dad sergei mikhalkov caught a full glass on the counter and was surprised by the similar influence of the film process on his son. who at night began to carry glasses from the home buffet. the main character of the film, as the title promised, was moscow. the task was to convey the spirit of the amazing city. composer andrei petrov wrote moscow melodies similar to the steps of happy people. don't push. cameraman vadim yusov was responsible for the visuals . this is the case when not everything can be seen, here the audience must feel. yusov is very good at working with water, moreover, if there is moisture on the asphalts, there is a reflection, specifically, specifically , i emphasize, filled puddles in which the sky is reflected, there are planes, people,

cars, and the choice of shooting point, where there is a large amount of glass, is the airport, and a cafe near the house mikhalkov, where a man washes a cafe in the morning, there are just drops in it, these are drops from the rain that just passed, hello, such a small detail, but it still creates a feeling of moisture, you want to inhale. vadim yusov managed to film in such a way that at the right moments the audience caught moscow smells. sasha, it reflects time, do you love me, what? yes, it shows the soul of the city and the people, it’s very difficult to film and show. and through simple things, remember how they lay asphalt, they fly, and this is really so, forgive me, please, you are not looking for treasure here by chance, but who are you, what do you need here more than anyone else, come on, come on, let’s go, yes no, the simple fact is that

this is the fourth time you’ve been digging in this place, they were just starting to lay this asphalt in moscow, and we all sniffed this bitumen, and then kupo...

a very complex invention: a board with two rollers, which, well, which are rollers, not skates, but which with these wheels, rollers, that is, on the right and left, two mechanics stood and held this board, yusov held the camera, like as soon as they all had to go together, they lowered the rollers, the board lay on a rubber handrail on rollers, together with the actor , it smoothly and smoothly went up, they acquired such a... non-existent flat tripod, you just say, yes it’s simple, but you have to think of it in advance, and of course, moscow in the film was created by townspeople, nikita mikhalkov, galina polskikh, evgeny steblov, lev durov, irina meroshnichenko, native muscovites, i will never forget, i was little from

tverskoy boulevard, we had a small courtyard, and my mother baked pies.

they were sold, well, in special holters of different colors, thank you very much, and muscovites really loved hats and gloves, there were plenty of hat shops, my mother... always hats, bows of some kind and always gloves, a handbag, gloves, it was the style of moscow what you look like to create an image for yourself that you will not forget, the muscovites had many secrets, it happens, but how they put on makeup, how much cosmetics they had, how much different lipstick they had, but the best thing we used to put on our eyes was a painting pencil that was cut. .. he pulled it out like this in half, and there was a stylus lying there, they cut it thinly like this

with this stylus, well, who, who took some water, a brush, who spat, who like, this, this line, oops, was drawn, no allergies for you , did not wash off and was generally amazing, it was payday, no one i was surprised that he just showed up. the last time he was seen was on the day of the advance, he received the money and, as usual, he immediately disappeared, there was no point in looking for him, he also disappeared while writing the script, walked out in slippers from the room of the rest home, where he worked together with danelia, and disappeared from the creative process , he could either write or say that he was writing, but in fact he wasn’t writing, well, he had something like that, it was impossible to be offended by him. his, he, his main expression was, he was always

smiling. shpalikov shouted something from below. danelia told him to go to the restaurant and write poetry for the film, which should have been needed the very next day. shpalika tried to deceive the director, push through his old lines that did not fit into petrov’s music. shpalikov has poems like this: i walk around moscow as they walk. on the board , what is a square from right to left is also a square , pushkin once lived here, pushkin was friends with vyazimsky, grieved, lay in bed, said that he had a cold and so on, here, but these poems did not go to this music, genu imprisoned opposite the sofia restaurant, and ordered him lunch there, they said that until you write, we will not leave you from the restaurant... you

are talented and poor, therefore - he gladly participated in any company,

naturally, for a poor person , any company is scary attractive , everyone loved him, everyone wanted to have a drink with him, so for a person who does not have a permanent job, this is a terrible temptation, so the whole fate of shpalik, it is, in general , provoked by him, people of this kind, so easy, free , important, necessary people, they, as a rule, they give all their talent to others, but their talent... is not aimed at deriving any material benefit from it. daneli and shpalikov broke up, and a few days later gennady hanged himself with a scarf; he was 37 years old. in his suicide note , he wrote: “this is not cowardice at all, i can’t live with you anymore, don’t be sad, i’m tired of you. dasha, remember, shpalikov. he was a great poet, a very lonely man, very selfish, absolutely only

humor . , not always understandable to people and therefore, well, this is a very tragic fate, multiplied for, so to speak, alcohol, for all the troubles of life, there were clearly two beginnings, of course. side of some divine, i would say, a very bright beginning, and there is a reflection of this beginning.

he was 66 years old when he was invited to a film festival, usually closed and not very easy to get up to, this time alexey vasilyevich decided to go, at the festival he asked for a crane festival in one of the suburbs of blagoveshchensk. there was a completely deserted road, it was warm, everyone

was very much in their own thoughts, and i said, lesh, sit down me, he says, no, the safest place. russia was still under construction , they managed to complete it by the premiere, the first film that was shown on its screen was the picture , i walk around moscow, and most importantly, i see through nikita, through steblovo, loktyev, through the polish galia, i see vasovo, i see moscow,

this is the one i love immensely, where i grew up. which i would not exchange for anything, for any city in the world. when gennady shpalikov came to visit georgy daneli with the idea of ​​a film, to the displeasure of the director’s mother, he flooded the wall of their apartment with champagne. after the premiere of the film, georgy nikolaevich’s mother said: gena can fill us with another wall if we get the same result later. i just follow what daneli gave, i mean. all condescension in principle towards people , so from this there is probably an opportunity to be heard and so that, so to speak, you could hear someone, of course, after the screening of a lyrical comedy about moscow, the director was inundated with letters from viewers, he did not answer them because you can't answer bags

letters, but he still wrote to one addressee to a girl, she looked. i walk around moscow, i was enchanted by the capital, its inhabitants , i bought tickets and arrived, but there were no rooms in the hotel, she spent the night at the station, her money was stolen, the traveler was taken to the police, as if she were a prostitute, danelya wrote to her: “we were just filming a film about good things, unfortunately, moscow can be different, you’re out of luck.” the girl answered him: “i have already forgotten about the bad things, but i remember the film, thank you.” for this fairy tale.

the tv channel my planet presents. direct the descendants of the ancient alans are divided into two subethnoses, the ironians and the degorians. according to the 2010 census, only 223 people called themselves degorians. do you know what kind of grass this is? gangali, you take it, break it, peel it, just like that, and you can eat it, in times of famine they ate it, it’s called gangali.

tsarak is finishing a book about his native places. grandfather, who planted this? my grandfather planted these.

at the very edge of the degor gorge, in the high mountain village of dunta, he worked as a driver, built a house, raised children, was the owner of his land, like any

peasant, with one exception: to survive in it’s incredibly difficult in these places, the land here is scarce, kim has almost no neighbors left in the once populated mountains, they moved to live in the valley, where it’s easier to live, in these mountains, where the tsarak boys came to visit his then still living great-grandfather, it passed... that they belonged to the kabardian princes, so the tsarist government did a good deed for us. in the 18th century, degoria, following the rest

of ossetia, was among the first in the north caucasus to join the russian empire. having freed themselves from the power of the kabardian princes, the people of degorsk began to gradually move from the mountains to the valley that once belonged to allan's ancestors. if not for this decree. "we would have been in the mountains, there would have been very few of us, because it was very difficult to live in the mountains, in 1852 , two settlements were founded on the plain in front of the degorsk gorge: the free-khrestyanovskoye and the free-mohammedan ones; the christians of degorskoye settled in one, their neighbors, who managed to adopt them during their reign, were their friend..."

after the only god, there is no saint who was revered by the bygorians more than saint george, uazgerga podigorski. praise and prayer are offered to him at any table and at the beginning every case. wasgergi, the patron saint of warrior travelers, is an exclusively male saint. women are not allowed into these sanctuaries. his mention is in nart legends, nart legends, they are more... ancient than the appearance of st. george in christianity.

the understanding of the local population, familiar to us... the young man killing the snake was transformed into a mighty bearded hero flying on a three-legged horse. hence the three-legged sacrificial table and traditional triangular pies in honor of the saint. even numbers are found in the rituals of the degorians only according to sad case. the tragic fate of the ancestors of modern degorsk residents could have turned out differently. if the great tamerlane had not met him on the way through the caucasus.

said: destroy alan, from childhood to old age. at the beginning of the 14th century, the ancestors of the degorians, the allans, really put up unprecedented resistance to tamerlane.

tomboulin neigeux, tu ne viendras pas. ce soir, tombe la neige, et mon cœur s'habille dans noir, ce soit au cortège, tout dans larme blanche, l'oiseau sur la branche, pleure le corps telge, tu ne viendras pas ce

soir. mon cri mon désespoir, mais tombe la neige, impassible,

lord, where am i!

lord, well, where am i? it means the water flows out clockwise, which means i’m in the northern hemisphere of the earth, perhaps even in russia, it’s already easier. understood!

pavlik, you came for me, some good fellow, hello, cover up this morning, it’s cold, can you imagine, i woke up this morning, i looked at the forest all around, i was even scared, where are we in the ryazan region, and you and your friends went hunting a week ago, and i'm a hunter, i remember that. further on it’s vague, damn it, you need to stop drinking, that’s right, your father sent me, told me to take you to moscow immediately, get on the helicopter, dmitry alexandrovich, father, may say that he didn’t

find me, but what the hell , they won’t let you go normally, grandpa yours is really bad, get on the helicopter, you have to fly, yes. listen, do you have any brine? there is a helicopter. oreg, which means goodbye my dear

cows, i’m leaving you, far, far away. study, don’t remember it badly.

well, katyusha, i said goodbye to the cows, said goodbye, sit down and have breakfast. good dough to your recipe with sour cream, uh-huh, right, the pomech is on its way, come on, katyusha, get ready for the station twenty miles. i hid the documents well, well done, and the money

, look there, katerina, in moscow, keep your ears open, you won’t get in, come right back home, work again, but i will get in , don’t doubt it, i have a calling, well, god bless. pomechka, look , deliver katerina on time, the moscow train is standing still for a minute, don’t worry, we’ll deliver you safely, and the stray, let’s go, yes, here, yes, get a job, that’s where you’re going, katyukha,

there my woman gave you jam, cooked according to your recipe, the name is so wonderful, jam, ovo-vo, he himself, yes, that means he’s going to moscow, yeah.

i have a dream, i want to become a chef at the most prestigious restaurant, yes, yeah, all the most prestigious restaurants are in moscow, or abroad, paris, for example, which means you have to go to moscow, or to paris. well, alexander , son, you can shoot yourself, but i won’t leave you anything, because you’re already rich, and you’re also angry, i don’t like it at all...

“thank you, dad, give 10% to your granddaughter, well that’s it.” good, the rest for the grandson, everything dima, notary, you write it down like this." being in a clear mind and in solid memory, don’t worry, i ’m writing it down, dima, come on, come to me , you’re still walking, you’re still drinking, well, not like that, so that... “yes, i see that you’re walking, you

look like me, but it’s time to stop, come to your senses, guy, that’s right, tell him, yegor kuzmich, he’s completely out of hand, there’s no control over him, why not?” no, there is a government, even for a russian peasant there is a notary, you and... 90% of the capital, i bequeath to my grandson dmitry, but with the condition with which i write down, in within a month he must marry a good man,

preferably a russian girl or woman. well, it depends on your luck, well, he won’t make it in a month, shush him and then who will get the inheritance, the nature fund, so write it down, yeah, he wrote it down without tricks, no fictitious things for you. marriages, you will live with your wife under the same roof for at least 5 years, if you get divorced ahead of time, or your wife runs away from you, you will give you every penny of money,

you will give all your property to whomever is of nature. what if i spend all my money by then? so, first of all, your wife won’t give you that money to spend, in any way, whatever property you have, means you will die, and secondly, i ’m from the other world. i’ll get it, it’s clear, okay, now go, i’m tired,

just like that, well, dad, thank you, oh, thank you, i jumped, yes i jumped, it’s because of you that he’s scaring us with the nature fund, why am i here, why am i i have to get married, but why should i break the butter for you, and this is all your upbringing, hush, hush, nothing, marrying smartly is an exaggeration, i don’t want to, i won’t get married, if i have to work i’ll go, nature’s keeper, your guy.

and who are you? i’m pritikin, semyon semyonovich , chairman of the nature fund, yegoryevich helped us a lot, and thanks to him , so to speak, we saved the population of sugar deer, which means the population of sugar deer was saved, you know, i was so worried, i was so exhausted, i died. “i recorded my death a minute ago

, i failed, well, my essay was cut off, yes, so you go to the paid department, they will accept you, they will accept you, but where will i get the money to pay for my studies, on the contrary, i wanted a scholarship. did you want anything else? the room in general i didn’t want to live, i’m supposed to be like a gorodni, did you just fall from the sky? no, i

came from khatsepedovka by train, i was sure that i would get in, i have talent, it’s unfair, there was some mistake in the essay, they don’t want to admit me to the institute for free. i’m not a fool, i’m the director of a moscow restaurant and , by the way, a graduate of this very institute, and you’re a village, instead of smearing your snot on the people, you’d go to the station and buy yourself a return ticket. don't cry, next time you'll do it, citizen, wait, citizen, wait, you are such a fool

, don’t be offended, but you said the truth, that you run a restaurant, you want to eat, no, wait, fate sent me to you, you really need me, you can’t even imagine how lucky you are, yes, yes, listen, let me give you a ride. where should you go, the kremlin or the station, i think you’re tired, out of your mind, get in the car, what’s your name? my name is anna petrovna, and i am katya matveeva, anna petrovna. but i’ve changed my mind about complaining to the kremlin, there’s no need to disturb the president again, it’s logical, and i won’t go home,

i’ll lose a whole year before the brightest days, i ’d rather work for you as a cook in my specialty, and you have a good restaurant, so stop, lord, what will i... do, you know, i have absolutely no time to talk to you here now, if you there’s no need to go anywhere, that’s it, goodbye , i wish you good luck, wait, look at me, look, well, you see, i’m young, strong, healthy, i don’t drink, i don’t smoke, i ’ve never been with men before, although they’ve been hitting on me , i have a health certificate, a passport with sopetov registration, i speak french... i mastered it myself, but the main thing is that i can cook chicken in such a way that you ’ll think it’s beef,

oh my god, is that what you have, that’s stupid, i thought i’d do it, winter is ahead, so that means you speak french, you’ve mastered it, yeah. choose your wife, any of them, dad, but i don’t like them, son, you can trust me, i’m a mother, if anything happens, i’ll understand, you

’ve changed your orientation, i’m on your tongue, lyudmila, well then why shouldn’t you i like these girls, look, dima, son, the will has come into force, time has passed, you have a month left to do everything, about everything. no, 29 days if in 29 days you will remain single, then everything is lost, grandpa, your inheritance, and the money will go to the family, and these are millions, dad, well , you don’t feel sorry for me, no, if in a month you don’t get married, then i’ll kick you out, you lazy drunkard at home and i’ll deprive you of your money and... you’ll look for a normal job, not a fake one like in my office, where you don’t do a damn thing, but you get a salary. alexander, wait, wait,

why do this right away, you won’t do it right away, i ’ll renounce him first. well, you know, well, i don’t even know what to say, am i in slavery here, whether? i will not allow myself to be tyrannized like that, i am a free person. until you find yourself a wife, do not return home, and i will block your bank account. but how should one pay for freedom? go away.

they identified it as a dishwasher, but thank you, oh, citizens, you don’t understand your happiness , we saw it last week, do you remember in this,

your credit card is blocked , this can’t happen, if you want to pay in cash, it can’t be, please, pay in person , here you go,

no change needed, thank you, thank you, here half, you only. they took 200 bucks worth of cognac, what cruel people work in our saunas, and we were all shocked by the death of yegor kuzmich, yes,

he left us prematurely, so to speak. well, what can we do, life goes on, we must continue to live, a very correct idea, the main thing is fresh, dasha , please play us a chapena, come on, come on, or something classical, your daughter plays the piano, but we still haven’t played ours taught, ours is still clothed in foreign languages. but the son will go even further, yes, he has great abilities, he is capable of anything, play, please, and

yegor kuzmich left a worthy legacy, yes, impressive, but there are... formalities, i told you about them, it’s easy to manage. and you know, marriage beautifies a man and stabilizes him, gives meaning to life, and a good wife will always help her husband find this meaning in life and manage the family budget, you already have plans for this inheritance. there is, i think we need to expand, i understand everything, dad, but really, just imagine , that’s it, i’m enough, i’m fine, aunt

vera, a dishwasher’s salary is small, but to live it’s possible, one thing is bad, our chef is a mess, although... he’s french, but he’s a backward man , he doesn’t recognize anything except basil, although parsley with lamb is better, i told him, but god sees everything, justice will prevail, come here quickly, you have to knock, i actually live here, go, i say, mesya devois is calling you , you’ll die, honestly, why, help in the kitchen , there’s a hernia at the ridge, he was taken to the hospital, and we have a banquet for 100 people, there aren’t enough people,

i’m running, now one second , justice has triumphed, aunt vera, but now i have... no, i’ll come back and write everything in detail, nightmare! okay, that's it! i’ll slaughter you my stuffed veal , i saw you spying on everything, you remember sebkhotsiya, i remember, but how do you look, if the apricots are not slab, i forbid it, well, let

’s just try, i’ll kill you, mademoiselle, khan, i understand, move, lazy fellow?

dmitry alexandrovich, come home right now, i’ll take you, pavlik, you’re wasting your time, you’re being capricious, but you’ll come home anyway, so it’s better now, while your father asks you in a good way, in an amicable way? yes, he is ready to forgive you if you repent and you will return, and i will marry, and you will marry. you noticed, pavlusha, that you are sober today. yes.

do you know why? i think better when i'm sober. you go, and he’ll tell his father that i ’ll come myself. really, will you come? yes. and when? soon, before the tenth, that’s right, that ’s right, you, dmitry. alexandrovich, don’t be angry with your father, you ’re nothing against him, he’ll turn you into a sheep’s doom. you'll be very angry, dad. i’m very

surprised, it was a wonderful banquet, bravo, i ’m very happy, you are the best chef in moscow, i ’m very pleased, we are very pleased, especially the stuffed veal was a success, thank you, goodbye, come back, by the way, i should have cooked more with prunes, it’s tastier.

if you don't kick her out, i'll go to your competitor. they have been calling me marine roshcha for a long time, for a higher salary. what a problem, we 'll fire her. well, were the visitors happy? run out, or this is a suromyka or shelves of international top class. of course, we will fire her, we have already fired her, anna petrovna. you are the owner, you know best, okay, i’ll tell her in the morning, not in the morning, now or i, immediately, anna petrovna, well, look where you are for the night, you’ll go here in the morning, no, too.

“i’m proud, just give me your greeting,” katya lashed out at his french redneckness, then i want to catch the night train of the nakhotsepetov, it’s so embarrassing to return home, he won’t laugh at me, i’m very sorry, katyusha, but even though i’m a restaurant director, i’m a human being forced, the owner ordered you to be fired, foreign chefs don’t lie on the road, why? after all , the visitors liked the way i cooked, i’m just still young and stupid, there’s not a lot of things understand. you know, i’m really very

unpleasant, but i can’t do anything, here you go, please, it will be useful to you, thank you very much, i’ll pay you back someday, remind me dashingly, i wanted the best, tombe la neige, tu ne viendras pas ce soir, tam... cœur

s'habille dans noir, ce soit au cortège, tout larme blanche, l'oiseau sur la branche, pleure le corpslège, tembo la neige, tu ne viendras pas ce soir, tembes la neige. tout est plan de désespoir, triste certitude, la froid, l'absence,

get a tractor in the village, so can anyone from your former lovers, no no , well, this won’t do, we need something simpler, we need, we need something very simple, i don’t know, like a corner of a house, like a stick, without imagination and preferably, illiterate, so that we can give parents a seizure , and to listen to me. why, wait, wait, look, this specimen, what else, doesn’t look like a prostitute, and she

doesn’t look like anything at all. hey, what's your name? the suitcase was stolen at the station, otherwise you had all the money? please, i should have put it down like before, but i thought that the bees are uncultured, after all, they’ve been in moscow for 2 months. katya, maybe you’ll take off your coat, it’s hot, it’s tula, no, it’s normal,

otherwise the last ones will be taken away, a wild city, this is your moscow, and where is it from, from khatsepetovka, like... where from? khalatovsky district. you could have written to your parents asking for money to be sent. i don't have anyone. only aunt vera. she is a pensioner and has no money. hope to write to me. well, the main one. no one needs me, and no one needs me, i’m going to die, sorry, i

’m very tired here, hey, do you have documents, or too stolen? no, what is it really already, the whole passport, hidden away, is reliable, no? poor girl, well , i need to buy her a ticket, hotsepetovki, no

tickets, i’ll email you and buy a comb, but how will the central office open? i'll marry this scarecrow, and if she doesn't want it, she wants it, i 'll make an offer she can't refuse. well, everything is in order, i’ve agreed, i’ll sign it, let’s go, to... where, how to where? where am i going to throw the mountain, get married, or did you change your mind while i was walking here?

right now? dusya, or whatever your name is? kate? katya, we agreed on everything, right? no? yes, yes, how can it be, just like that? lord, vasya, talk to her, i can’t do this anymore. katya, in fact , if i were you, i wouldn’t do anything stupid, i would go home to this hotsapetovka of yours, but you have never been and will never be in my place, you don’t even know which way the khatsepetovka is and you don’t know how many months i’ve been saved money? to come to moscow to go to college, but i don’t know, but i know, and i also know that i

will never be accepted into the free department, i have no connections, i will never raise money to study in moscow, i have no relatives, no housing, no work, and if i leave, i will never return, and my dream will never come true. and this is a chance, what do you think, this is a chance, but what is it, who is your friend? dimka, not bad,

kind, a naughty guy, though he drinks, sometimes a lot, sometimes a little, but often, he gets into trouble. in what sense, can he raise his hand to a woman, are you saying that he is a well-mannered person, plays the guitar, so i’m running out of time, i can’t wait any longer, yes or no, it means that if we get married, you will solve your problems, yes, i'm getting old inheritance. you’ve been living with everything ready for 5 years, i’m paying for your studies at the institute

, we live under the same roof, there’s nothing you can do about it, these are the terms of the will, but in different rooms, in different ones, i don’t interfere in your life, you don’t you are interfering in my life, no one should know that our marriage is fictitious, we will divorce in 5 years, but not before, we agreed that if you offend me, i will run away without catching up. yes , i won’t offend you, i have nothing to do with you at all, yes or no, i should wash my face, and then you wash yourself, let’s go get married, get married, let's go, get married, come on, yeah! give me your passport, turn away.

hurry up, please, we have very little time. i ask the witnesses to sign.

now i ask the bride and groom to sign. okay, it's great here, it's beautiful. what is it, what?

and now, as a sign of love and agreement, i ask you to exchange rings, that’s later. finish, the groom can kiss the bride, listen, what else can we do so that you finally give us these marriage certificates, in the name of the russian federation, i declare you husband and wife, right now. so, put it on, how funny, really, this is gold, well, of course, you married a millionaire, baby, now a notary, and then go home, i’ll introduce you to my family, and

come with us, vasya, look at the birth of my dad , it will be funny, how do you like it? why don't you wear a ring? train, i didn’t have gold before, it’s beautiful. wait a second, where are you going, vasya,

this is for you. i wish you good luck, thank you, i’m about to cry from excitement, are you coming with us or not, no, i have things to do, yeah, goodbye, see you later, that’s it, maybe i’ll call you back. it’s real, don’t pray, you just signed, everything is fine,

yes, the certificate is genuine. you got married, you got married, you got married, that means i can get money, money, well, yes, yes, of course, you can, of course, you fulfilled the terms of your grandfather's will, you got married, therefore, now there is nothing stopping you from entering into inheritance rights, unless of course the marriage is not effective, it is real... marriage, well, yes, we adore each other, really, dear, yeah, well, yes, i remind you that you should live in marriage under the same roof, in a good way this word, at least 5 years, otherwise your money will be transferred to the nature fund, we will live happily for a long time and die on the same

day, really, dear, yeah, i congratulate you, you are a millionaire, yeah. have you heard everything? yes, apparently, you, or rather your fund, will not receive any money. it’s a very, very pity, but anything can happen in life, right? and this? house, yeah, the family nest of the balychevs, and now dad, surprise, hello, nikitochno, dmitry

alexandrovich, and parents are at home, parents are at home, we don’t serve refugees, get out of here, our mountain is not giving up. hello, darling, little sister, hello, he showed up, pum-pam , hello, you’re grinning at something, that ’s it, go, change clothes, put everything in order , let’s go, i wonder where to woo patallin, i ’ve settled everything, they agree to give their daughter to you , everything to no more jokes for me, puppy , as i said, this is how it will be, no, well, if it ’s an order, then you need to stamp your foot, and if it’s a request...

our shooter was here in time, yeah, he didn’t ask you, now don’t you dare command me, i’m now a free rich man, but it’s worthless, let’s give me breakfast in the bath, where, where your wife, yes, present your pledge of freedom of inheritance, where is our daughter-in-law, oh, oh, oh, why are you standing there, come in,

hello, and my name is katya, lord , i thought it was a scam, sorry, i didn’t mean to, uh-huh, i have the documents, it’s registered, it’s a village! khatssapetovka, khalatinsky, khalatovsky, khalatovsky district, where is this?

it’s there, 617 km, i have a criminal record, i’m just talking, you ’re a ukrainian, well, half, which half, what? my mother’s, my mother died a long time ago in karaganda, and my father also died, in karganda, no, in a snowdrift, frozen, drunk, but my father was russian, too very nice person, excuse me, but where is your toilet? this towel, this

bathrobe, and this underwear, dasha gave you hers, wow, what a beauty, completely new, not really out of the ordinary, of course, new. where are your things? yes, yesterday at the station my suitcase was stolen, everything was there. money, okay, even though i always carry documents with me, don’t doubt it, i ’m decent, i had all my underpants and t-shirts, well, not so beautiful, of course, but this one promised to buy me everything, this one is who, well, this

dima. you mean your spouse, dmitry alexandrovich? well , yes, i mean, but i won’t bother you, this is soap, you use it to lather yourself, this is shampoo, you wash your hair with it, well, what do you think, it’s completely gone, i won’t survive, what have i already done? yes, that’s done, oh, what a bastard you are, dmitry, so , they’re still insulting me here, i can leave, okay, what’s there, come on, sit down, the magic word, please, please, well, i think it’s cool , she's funny, really, she's terrible, she...

burns sho-sho and looks like horror, if she said something, it would be better, we're talking about her we don’t know anything, why don’t we know, we know that she is 18 years old, that she came from khatsepetovka, only on this card there is no khatsepetovka, and from the khalatovsky district too, maybe the passport is fake, real, otherwise they would be in the office? they didn’t write it down, but you’re a bastard, so , okay, okay, i mean it in a good way, i can easily get up and leave, and now i’m a millionaire, i said that i was wrong, the same as we will show it to people, there’s no way we’ll say it, nothing, i found it, it’s in the south of russia, but, thank you, there’s still no hotsepetovka here, “sorry,

you have spare slippers, i only saw in the movies that tea comes from a saucer, it cools down faster, it’s very cold, and we don’t eat all day, but where did you and my brother meet?” “on the street, when yesterday, wow, lord, love at first sight, how old are you? 19, what is your job? i don’t work, i study

piano at the conservatory, are you studying? and i, too, will soon study , dima promised to get me into college, i entered this year, but i didn’t get half a point, who are you going to study for, an agronomist, no, someday it will remain a requirement the most prestigious restaurant, our talent , by the way, is not obvious, before frying, put the easter cake in a bowl and add kefir for an hour and a half and... a man's frying pan, you'll see, it will be much better, yeah, i can't imagine how we we will live with her under the same roof, and you want them to live separately, but no way, he is alone with her , without us, she will eat him, a wild

creature, what? let's relax, froze in the snowdrift, horror, how could he fall in love with such a scarecrow, oh, poor boy, he had a moment of nervous insanity, you shouldn't be with him he was so strict, he was drunk at the post office, he was insanity. it’s clear, in general, where did he get it on our heads? on the street. what if she's contagious? no, this is not the worst thing, the worst thing is that this puppy

received a million-dollar inheritance, you know, he resumed himself here as a free person, dear, control yourself. no, let them live with us, yes, we need to keep an eye on these newlyweds, we need to keep an eye on the days, and the newlyweds too.

katya, please, don’t do this anymore, what should you do, this, don’t drink tea. well, of course, you can drink tea, but drink it from a cup, like all normal people, like this, where is dmitry, won’t he

come out for breakfast? but i don’t know, but he didn’t tell you, and i haven’t seen him since yesterday, dmitry alexandrovich didn’t spend the night at home, he didn’t spend the night, and where he spent the night, as far as i understood correctly, yesterday was your first wedding night. i asked a question, i don't know. but i don’t understand this,

can i have breakfast in the kitchen? hello, and the house of the bolochevs, yeah, this is you, alexander edgorovich, bulychev. yes, what a marflot, what jokes, what do you mean, huh where, what, what, along the route.

what is this, and what is this? i'm asking you? why is our wet laundry hanging right on the porch of the house, why are my sweats visible right from the windows of the kremlin? that’s not a problem, i was just about to take it all to the laundry. why did you do this? who asked you? don't yell at me! i wanted

it like the best, there was dirty laundry , i washed it so that i could be useful in the house, well, when did you have time, while everyone was sleeping, i’m happy to rent it out, i get up early 67, and i’m 60 used to morning milking, which means yeah, no use in this house don’t touch and don’t do anything without my... permission, of course, good morning, dewy, and what’s going on here, i wondered who you are, a husband, or not a husband, who, an idiot, that means, i have a lot of things to do, i’ll soon to work, but so that by the evening everything is in order, okay? katya, katya, why

don’t you ask where your husband spent the night, aren’t you interested? come on, you won’t meddle in my personal life, at least, but i try, i try, but it only turns out worse, and you’ve also left, i have to answer for you, we didn’t agree, please pour in, huh? what you are you crying? are we going to college today? what institute? how is this what? that one, we didn't promise. lord, can't you see? i just arrived. i'm tired, i need to wash, eat and sleep. “we’ll go to college today, let

’s do it another time, and then, why do you need to go to college, what will you do there, look at yourself in the mirror, you don’t look like a person who can write and read”? what are you missing? you live in the very center of moscow, everything is ready, let’s better give you money, you go somewhere there to go to the cinema, buy yourself something, give me 374 rubles, which is 374 rubles.

so don’t pester me anymore with this nonsense of yours, i’ll have to dry it in the machine, you probably didn’t know that our machine washes and dries, how do you know that, you ignorant fools, no nikitochno, where’s my sheepskin coat? what, my sheepskin coat? i came to it yesterday, and this one, lyudmila sergeevna, ordered him to be thrown away, as they had already thrown him away, no, let’s come here, they have adopted the fashion of throwing away other people’s things, what kind of people are they, everything is fine, why

don’t you show this in your face? nina nikichna, i should pick up my things, i’m in a hurry, where is this? home, i’ll catch the morning train, i’ll be home by night, i have money for a ticket, by the way, here. give it to the owner, but where is the tula?

good morning, congratulations to you, alexander, lyusha, maybe you can explain to me why everyone is congratulating me? there is nothing to connect me with, okay? if that! and you yourself understand, according to the data we have, the son of the famous businessman and politician alexander boluchev , dmitry, heir to the financial empire of the boluchevs, got married, well, well, a modest

marriage registration took place in one of the moscow clerks, well, well, well, wedding celebrations. postponed to a later date due to mourning in the bolychev family, journalists , but they got wind of it, well, my son made friends, you wanted this, dad, finally your grandson got married, it’s a pity, you don’t... see who he brought into the house, but alexander egorovich could also take a wife, they’re calling you, who’s going to connect you,

you ask? hello, greetings, i heard, alexander yegorevich, your son got married, congratulations , why did you put off the wedding, why, you just postponed it for a couple of weeks, you understand, 40 days will pass and we’ll celebrate modestly, we will personally invite you, if... don’t mind, they say, your daughter-in-law is from the common people, who is speaking, and you are a strategist , well done, cleverly thought out, daughter-in-law from the people, a powerful move for the election campaign, the electorate will like it, well, be it, alexander

egorovich, i will. what the hell is this? lyusa, i, i thought you would be pleased, this is from the nature fund, there the reception chairman is waiting for them, invite , hello, you remember me, i am the chairman of the nature fund semyon semyonovich pritikin, by the way, how are the young people doing, you won’t wait,

thanks everyone, free. i’m listening, dear, we urgently need to prepare for the wedding, you’re crazy, how are we going to show it to society, it’s necessary, where is this idiot, dimochka is sleeping, wait, what happened, wake him up, take this daughter-in-law of ours. shopping , a wedding dress, a photo, what else is needed , but she’s not there, in what sense, she left, what

happiness, really, i know why our son is an idiot, because his mother is an idiot, find her, now and immediately, attention of those greeting, train 192, orgy. okay, so find her, no, i don't know which train, follows in a southern direction through kholupovka , khadykovka, the devil knows, no, photographs , no, what signs, stuffed animals in a sheepskin coat, damn it,

a fictitious marriage, i should have, should have guessed, it’s a shame if they find out, this is such a blow to the reputation, journalists have been harassing me since the morning. maybe everything will work out? yes, where is your wife? come on, show it! by the way, grandfather’s inheritance, the nature fund! well, what is it, pavlush? but nothing, it’s useless to look at the station, without a photograph, without any special signs, a dozen trains have already left in the southern direction. what did she say in front of the servant? left home? yes. well, you need to go get her

and bring her back. right. so, i’m preparing a capture group and a helicopter. we'll all fly together, catch up with the train and intercept her on the spot. yes. where are we flying, in what direction? to this one, to khatsapetovka. yeah, where is that?

hey, aunt, ekaterina matveeva , she lives here, here, only now she’s not there, she lives in moscow now, she doesn’t live anymore, quietly, quietly, you misunderstood, everything is fine, citizen, what’s your name? vera ignatievna, what’s wrong with katerina? it's okay, she'll be there soon. and who are you? what do you want here? we have a merchant. and you have goods, organize help for the population, vera ignatievna, and invite us to the house, we need to talk to you.

on se rappelle toute la semaine, il a beaucoup des sentiments et des idees. en attendant un chouet dimancheas,

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favorite poems by katya matveeva, the white birch tree under my window was covered with snow, as if it were silver. brushes of white bogram blossomed on the fluffy branches like a snowy border. in the beginning there was a word, and that word was respect. respect is valor, work and

honor. this is the recognition of the right of every person to the life that he strives for. at first there was a word, and this word was respect, in this room, i think katerina grew up. so many books. that’s not all, there’s even more in the attic, our tv doesn’t show well, so she read all the books and dreamed, dreamed, yeah, she’ll leave and become a world-famous cook, she’s wonderful,

of course, but she went to school with a gold medal. i graduated, really, but why should i take it, i went to school six miles away and not on asphalt, like in your city, well, son-in-law, let’s go to the guests. do you have a lot of people, your flood pits? 354 people, that’s without cats, that’s it. with katyukha 355, katyukha we have gold, but lucky , yes lucky, lucky, we are lucky, and

how small our electorate is, it’s not enough, but in the region, blamonge, we have this electrolyte, that’s all we all listen to. “katenka, why didn’t you write in the letter that you married a good man, you were embarrassed , hello, what do you have here, a wedding, they were just waiting for you, katya, katya,

forgive me, and secondly, i just want say, i respect you, there is something to respect you for, there is nothing for me, i behaved disgustingly, i’m sorry, you don’t have to continue the whole this circus, if you want, i'll leave here immediately, i'll never bother you again, i really. i’m very ashamed, i just wanted to get my grandfather’s inheritance, so as not to depend on my father, so as not to depend on anyone else,

and now you depend on your father, and on me, and on what lufti says, i can even blackmail you. demand money from you, really, you are a fool, it turns out that if a person admits his stupidity, he is not hopeless, i will not blackmail you, i have another dream in life. "we'll just do it the way we want" we agreed from the very beginning, but now i have one important condition, what? you will behave like an adult

, normal, responsible person , spend the night at home, go to work and not sing yourself into a pissing state, so that your relatives and friends do not pester me with questions, why am i such a fool, agreed?". go to work and spend the night at home , i’ve never done this, try it, this is a fair demand, otherwise i won’t go anywhere. famous businessman politician alexander

egorovich bulychev visited his new relatives in the distant russian outback, oh my god, this is such a hassle , absolutely everything is on me. i’m predated, lyudmila sergeevna , yes, but the girl, she’s sweet, an orphan from the outback, but we have always been close to the people, well , we picked her up, warmed her up, taking care of her as if she were my own daughter, i’m raising her, you’re a saint, yes. i see that the girl loves to read, we got her into college, something to do with catering. but she studies,

oddly enough, with great interest, otherwise, she’s a hillbilly, uh-huh, uh-huh, i don’t know what came over my son, it’s just some kind of temporary clouding of reason, in my opinion, this is nothing, yes, it is very relevant this season, yes, this is what is needed. katya, you like it, it’s really good, very beautiful, how much does it cost , but what was bad about the one we looked at first, it’s cheaper, but it’s not fashionable, mom, yes, what are you, are you choosing a dress for yourself, we’ll take that one , which we watched first, my dear, don’t you mind, wrap it up, let’s go, a lot of things to do, a lot.

organizing a wedding is such a hassle, by the way, i still don’t know what i’ll wear myself, there will be press, top officials, it’s hard to be mother-in-law , kat, take it, please come to us again, we are always happy to serve you, thank you, thank you, you are a saint, simply a saint, yes, yes, a smile, the famous politician and entrepreneur alexander balychev is preparing to celebrate the marriage of his son dmitry with a girl from the distant russian hinterland , the wedding is in a week, everything is ready, almost, and what ’s not ready yet, i’m not ready, i still don’t know what to wear, horror, it doesn’t matter, the invitation has been sent out to everyone, where is the material today, great , they sent out all 300 pieces, they promised everything come. a hundred deputies, how many

governors are there? what a great fellow i am, and how terribly close i am to the people, by the way, about this people, how their folk dance ensemble, the folk art group was charged, and the guests are from the bride’s side? that it’s okay, katya, i think your rural acquaintances don’t have to go to moscow at all, you think so, everyone knows. that he, she, is an orphan from the russian hinterland, i think that’s enough, yeah, can you imagine, a man gets drunk at a wedding, blurts out something, and the press will be there, yes, this is logical, especially since you said your aunt has hypertension, dim, that you are pooping, no, she has hypertension, she had appendicitis 3 years ago, they cut it out, poor thing, it’s very dangerous, no, no , let her sit at home, yes , it’s a pity, katya, that you have no one to invite to the wedding?

why is there no one, for example, a friend from moscow, you have friends in moscow, and why can’t she have friends in moscow, well, just one friend, please invite one, please, please, well, it’s time for me to go to college, before goodbye, well, i went too, where are you going? a he’s going to work, yeah, where , it seems to me, they were still on the staff of our company, that’s why he’s in galstyk for some reason, i don’t remember him going to work in the morning, i don’t remember him at all in the morning, only sleeping or drunk, strange, very strange, yeah, although no, strange.

go, good morning, dmitry alexandrovich, hello, you probably don’t... no, well, why, why, but you, who are you? olga leonidovna sviridova, according to the staffing table , i am listed as your personal secretary, it’s just that while you were temporarily absent, i...

you were involved in the letters department, yeah, yes, and you’ve been listed as my secretary for a long time, 2 years, right? yeah, how time flies, huh? yes, i really have rarely been here. today you showed up and i want to know if there are any orders? strange. there is no dust for everyone, and you know, we have very good cleaners, they even clean those offices in which no one works, uh-huh, uh-huh, that’s it, olga, now i’ll come here every morning, well,

at least i... i will try, i understand, and i will have a request to you: please collect for me all the information about our company, who works here, how many people, but the main thing is what exactly we do, that is, not just pipes and gas, but what we do with them. what is the essence of our business? or maybe you should attend the shareholders meeting? at the meeting of whom? shareholders? well, the meeting will take place next thursday, and i

will prepare the materials for you. well, it would probably be useful for you to meet one of the department heads. you think? certainly. or maybe it would be better if your father, alexander egorovich, introduces you? do you know, heads of departments? well, of course , that’s great, so you introduce me to someone, well, more experienced, at your discretion, and also that i drink black coffee without sugar. “i’ll remember, anna petrovna , hello, i stopped by to say hello and pay off my debt, well, hello, katerina, i ’m just looking at your photo in a magazine,

they say you got married cool, it’s like that, well, sit down, let’s have coffee?” better tea, tea, well , tea, so tea, the chef, after you left, took and appropriated your recipe, how does he make veal with prunes? yeah, the name came up with teletina debois, can you imagine? i told him just like that: it’s not good, monsieur, the girl survived, the idea was stolen, so he just turns his face up, the bastard, nothing can be done with him. the owner is running around with him like a discarded bag, so be it, i’m not angry with you, anna petrovna, really, thank you, katyusha, otherwise after you left i didn’t feel at ease for a long time, that’s what i wanted, we signed and wanted

to do without a wedding, especially since their grandfather died in the family and there was mourning, and now his family insists... on a wedding, you see what a fuss they raised it, so, anna petrovna , this wedding will be in a week, could you please come , why are you inviting me to a wedding, some strange invitation, i don’t see joy in my eyes, i beg you, i don’t know anyone there. out of fear, if none of my friends attend the wedding, well, what about your plans, i wasn’t allowed to invite them, which means they weren’t allowed, my husband forbade it, or what? no, his parents, i live in his family, well

, does he have his own opinion or is he a calf without a brain, don’t ask me, anna petrovna, will you come? so, well, everything is clear, everything is clear, it’s just that the trump moscow family has bullied the poor village girl, you know, i can just see your mother-in-law, but she still doesn’t carry water on you, huh? listen, katerina, i don’t recognize you, well, you’re a fighting girl, where’s your character? well, look at me, is it really possible to start a new life with such a face? with what face? with a face like that? what's on your head? what the hell is that on your head? understand? and cosmetics? what cosmetics? yeah that's the point, no no makeup! well, well, well, well, well... you’re not a dishwasher anymore, but where’s the manicure? you understand that this is moscow, here

you are greeted and escorted by the clothes, and because of katenka’s intelligence, they only pay money, so stand up, first of all, don’t be hunched over, there’s discord in your shoulders, stand up straight, that means they bought you a dress already, what, white, yeah, i’m not afraid, they didn’t even ask you, well, it’s clear, you know, i want to see this dress immediately. katerina, i want to tell you that you must make sure that you are respected, well, it’s okay, where they sit, there consequently, you think, for sure, we’ll catch up with everyone and overtake everyone, but if we don’t catch up, then we’ll warm up, for sure, well, you like this dress, no, why? then i agreed , they don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, this is the first time i’ve seen such a

fool, you already told me this, nothing, listen again, you understand that this is your wedding, hundreds of eyes will look at you, and you should feel like a queen, a queen, not an orphan from the outback, okay, okay? a nice room means newlyweds, why is there only one pillow on the bed, or is it not your bedroom, this is my room, the thing is that my husband, he sleeps there, he snores loudly, yeah, it’s clear that the matter is dark, so what? we were going where to buy you a dress that you would like, you know how much it costs, but

it doesn’t matter, it will be my wedding gift to you, which means you’re saying there’s still a week left before the wedding, well, never mind, we’ll have time, why, to make it ourselves as a human being, let's go. we are leaving, nina nikitochna, goodbye, respect, to college to study, to study, but not to college.

tomorrow is the wedding of the year, so what? okay, listen, i won’t look like an idiot in this tailcoat, you’ll look like the conductor of a symphony orchestra, really, yeah.

and how, how is it, katya? i don’t know, it’s probably normal, we’re studying at the institute, and what have you, but nothing, she’s on her own, and i’m on my own, an effective marriage, we hardly see each other. and you know, i don’t regret that i met her, in what sense - it’s, it’s like a bucket of cold water on my head, you know, so i lived, lived, drank, walked, oh, i was languishing with boredom and suddenly,

what? that he married a girl who is 10 years old every morning i went to school six miles away, can you imagine? no, so i can’t imagine, what now? so i thought if it was a girl. for 10 years i went to school six miles away on foot off-road, why don’t i try on asphalt in a car, sometimes drive to work, i tried, i tried. and

like nothing, you know, katya is a good person , good, really, it looks like a scarecrow , maybe we would even become friends with her, well, later, when we got divorced, you know, she, she’s funny, what? braids, these braids stupid.

on behalf of the nature foundation, congratulations, i wish you long, happy happiness, thank you, and where is the bride, in the toilet. come on in, well, where is she, well, she was driving in the morning, she said that she would come here herself at 3 o’clock, oh, who came to us,

hello, wonderful, very glad, great. it’s already four o’clock, where did she go? probably to the hairdresser, i came up with the idea of ​​using her blonde braid to make her hairstyle like this in a folk style, with a braid, without a braid, even if she’s bald, where did that stuff go, oh, where’s dad?

where is the bride, relax, i guess will arrive soon.

good afternoon, sorry, i'm late, there's a traffic jam, meet anna petrovna, this is dima. my husband, my best friend, it’s very nice, so, i’m here, what should i do, for dad, for dad, for him, wait, wait, what...

no one will say that people don’t love balychev, but what is this one like? it turns out that she speaks in french, how she famously spoke to this french ambassador, everyone just got into it, it’s interesting,

we will make friends with the people, and then , having received it, she will aim at the governor, and then the president will, that’s it,

katya matveeva's first challenge, it seems we got it done. what are you doing here? like what? i'm waiting for you, shame on you, what are you talking about? don’t pretend, you know perfectly well what i mean, how did we agree? we're in a fake marriage, so there's no point in lying on my bed? wait, well, did we agree, when was this? a month ago?

well, okay, okay, we agreed, let’s renegotiate , why is this all of a sudden, you even brought your pillow, stop talking, come on, it’s the wedding night, don’t fool me, it’s the first the wedding night was a month ago, you didn’t spend the night at home even then, you came drunk in the morning, and your parents reprimanded me for it, it was my fault, i realized, but now home is like... a bed, and i’m ready to change the terms of the contract, day and night, as promised, but not on mine , let’s turn our fictitious marriage into a real one, i agree, you agree, who asked you for this, i don’t think i asked, i don’t understand, what are you doing? you don’t want

me at all, why, lord, did i give birth to something wrong, yes, you know, as they say in our village, cow cow, but it didn’t peel off. it’s like you fell from a birch tree, you’re soaking at one o’clock in the morning to no avail, who you peeled off, no one, but go, dmitry alexandrovich to your room, there’s no point in pestering a decent girl with nonsense, what are you doing, never a man’s head. i’ve

never seen you, and you don’t need to appear in front of me like this, do you? what, don’t you like me at all, and you haven’t liked me for a very, very long time, but maybe you love me? you love me alone, tenderly and devotedly, you dream of living your whole life with me, you want to raise children and then grow old with me, i don’t know, so

when you find out, then we’ll talk, go, dmitry alexandrovich, think, and you need to think with what’s between your ears, and not with what’s between your legs, good night, between your ears. new, new, new, new year, all dreams,

this year we have become one big family, so i propose to spend 2023 together and celebrate 2024, mom made it! we watch movies and tv series, we watch opera , we watch ballet, we watch theater,

we watch concerts and festivals, we watch competitions and master classes, we watch films about history and art, we watch educational lectures, there is a person who knows something about oleg’s disappearance, this cannot be solved by talking, evidence is needed. your revelations come to you when you are not ready for them, you think that you are the hunter, and he is the game, but if on the contrary, the secret is cherished, from january 2 on rtr, you will meet

the morning with urbich and problems for nothing to get to know the country . what a beauty, just taste it, we will add kiwi and enthusiasm, it’s just madness of taste, what ’s next, honey in norinsky, tireless gourmets in search of healthy unique products recipes do you know why people count proteins, fats, carbohydrates, in order to have fun jumping through life, an unusual answer, and i make a wish that all... our tv viewers have good health, the food formula for today on rtr, pash, you're in trouble, i i’m getting married, he ’s my fiancé, i’ve been waiting for you for so

long, let’s go, please, this night the stars promise a miracle, please meet me, this is my mother, yulia borisovna, anna mikhalkova, in my house in the middle of the night. a completely unfamiliar man appears, carrying some kind of cart about space, nina usatova, again she kicked you out in trisha, pavel priluchenny, so that is , she kicked out the show and did the right thing maxim. lagashki, i didn’t sleep all night, i was thinking about you, anna chapovskaya, kiss me, anton shagin, that’s what it is, comet goli can only be seen once in a lifetime, what a fatal comet, thanks to it i met you, halley’s comet, december 31st rtr, i thought that here, more seriously, you sit and think, there’s no need to think about it, here it’s all, to play

or not to play, yes, yes, that’s it, there are two opinions can’t, because we have five of them, this is a dangerous fairy-tale animal, when it comes to fleas, i’m out of competition, there are questions here, everything is so neglected, wow, i really want to check, seriously, this is flirting, obviously, just look , let's go, it must have been edible. i had in mind, of course, the bear, when such a stinking little one spoke, the hint is simply the most gambling team, if there is not 1000, zhenya will add his own, then what many people use, the strongest love for the game is the program five against one, five against one today at rtr, i warn everyone, be careful on new year's eve, otherwise i will have to work.

sklefosovsky, new season in the new year. on rtr. hello, nikitochna. good morning. what are you saying, dmitry alexandrovich, what hurts? nothing hurts. on the contrary, such enlightenment is in the brain. lord, i’ve never gotten up like this, it’s tragic, well, make some coffee in the most beautiful cup, this will do, it’ll do.

i’m ready, but the way i look is wonderful, well then i went, but katya wasn’t there, why not, where? she, and she runs in the park, plays sports, she’s like... what did you want,

dmitry aleksanovich? is this coffee in bed? i thought she'd like it? she doesn't drink coffee and doesn't like it. next time, if in bed, then better tea with bagels. yeah, you'll probably catch me at 1:35 am. oh, and katya came, exactly 6:00, now she’s going to take a cold shower, and then, like a fool, he pushed himself out the door of the girl, and the official? in a bathrobe, which means he doesn’t like coffee, tea

with bagels in the morning, overslept, calmly, you scared me, and you thought that i'm a maniac? maniacs don’t run in the mornings, they run in the evenings, listen, you couldn’t run a little slower, why, i don’t have time, and there aren’t enough stakes, you smoke a lot, wait

, i wish you success in sports, well, again i didn’t say anything, you need to quit smoking. katerina, hello, i’m waiting for you, why, but let’s go, have lunch together, and i’ll already. we can go out of town, thank you, yeah, thank you, but

if you want, i’ll buy you something, do you want a fur coat? or a diamond ring, right now, excuse me, dmitry alexandrovich, i don’t have time right now, i’m going to the library, bye, where, in library, study, i missed a lot, i need to catch up, goodbye. dima, you were rejected again, who, yes brightly, and what did she think, and oh, katerina, well, where is this

damn library? once again, hello, hello, why are you sleeping here, i dozed off lately, but

they didn’t let me into the library, they said don’t sign up, well, i wanted to sign up, but my passport... i still didn’t have it, sit down, but i don’t want to i want to go for a ride, i want to go home, and so do i, sit down, let’s go home, i promise i won’t pester you, what? katya, i always think, by the way, that

what is between the ears, the head. that's right , i think i'm almost sure, no, i'm absolutely sure that... that, that i need you, really, shut up, i'm not saying anything now. what, don't let me go.

august whispers to the oak grove, but summer is gradually giving up its rights and is soon over the river. the crimson sail will burn in flames, the fallen leaves will burn in the flames, the fallen leaves will burn , the aching melancholy in the fields is carried by the wind behind the sun and warmth. me,

let everything be as before, don’t give up the warmth , and don’t believe in september, beautiful words, full of autumn falsehood and maize, the soul is sweating in anticipation , and the soul is tossing in anticipation of sweat, the wind carries the aching melancholy in the fields, behind the sun and warmth, the thunder is already in way... it seems that there is no, the saddest thing in the world is to hear on a summer day, autumn, sorry, 5:30,

usually you run until 6:00, you have half an hour to drink tea, so i ask you to do me the honor, well, i hope it's better than coffee in bed. i know you love bagels and just in case, the fireman also ordered a cake, cake cake, you’re very thrifty, i’ll definitely try it too, and you feel good, yes, but it’s okay that we’re sitting here, and who are we bothering? cool, well, yes, fresh, the beginning of october

, after all, there is so much food, maybe let the guys drink tea too, warm up, logical, logical, guys, join in, thank you, i said, join in, come on, guys, join in, oh good, let's go! us, hello, come, come to us, come on, please, come on, come on, come on, eat, eat, oh, hello, come on, come on, come on, admit it, eat, help yourself, and that means we can assume that you have forgiven me, just like a stone from your soul, thank you, thank you, but what to me for? for the holiday, did you read it in my passport? what? well, is it my birthday today?

yes, in my passport, congratulations on your birthday , i wish you good health, thank you, i ’ve never had such a fun birthday, no, what are you talking about, the day is just beginning, can i give you a ride to the institute? thank you for the ride, yes please, can i meet you after class, interesting, huh what is my best friend, vasya, doing here? well, i ’ll go to class, goodbye, just a minute, i ’ll walk you to the door, you don’t mind, what an unexpected meeting, hello, are you waiting

for someone, good morning. i was passing by quite by accident, suddenly i remembered that it was katya ’s birthday, i decided to congratulate you, congratulations katya, i wish you good health, success in work and in your personal life, thank you, very touching, i especially liked the one about your personal life. “you say you came by, and what’s in the box? well, i think katya herself she’ll look when she has time, katya , but you’re interested in what vasya gave you, let’s see, wow,

you’re a romantic, vasya.” “you know, i know that what you’re passionate about most in life is cooking, you love to cook there , everything there, in short, and i found out, this is the best gift, thank you very much, basya, this is a new model with an anti-stick coating, it costs me money, i’ve always dreamed of this, really, you like it , very, kat, you won’t be late for college, yes, it’s time for me to run, well, don’t worry, don’t worry, this one i’ll take a wonderful frying pan home, and

a bouquet too, so that it doesn’t bother you during lectures. well, i then ran, and it’s great , it will be, girl, what’s the matter, how did you know that it was my birthday, well, i was there when you were signing, if you remember, i was a witness, looked at the passport, remembered the date, so i decided to do it it’s nice for a girl to congratulate her, but look at my eyes when i’m talking to you, why didn’t i tell you about her birthday? why, you are strangers, completely, you don’t care about her, you told me yourself, well, you told me when it was, a week ago, that means the situation has changed radically, katya knows about it, she knows, and now, it doesn’t concern you, i don’t think so, i should hit you in the head with this

frying pan, first of all, don’t yell at me . secondly, i can hit you myself, thirdly, you have a fictitious marriage, that is, not a real one, and accordingly katya is a free person, and i also like her, very much, i ’ll let her decide for herself, i thought that you are my friend, i think so too, so this is war. okay, everything is clear to me, but one thing is not clear, what about my sister, even constantly they ask you, you haven’t called her for a long time, you fucking

fiance.

katya, katya, katya, i invite you to celebrate your birthday with a festive dinner, katyusha, vasya joked, he knows very well that we are going to a restaurant today, get in the car, i ’m not joking at all, katya, the restaurant that i chose is much better, oh, how do you know what restaurant i’m taking ka, what makes you think that she’s coming with you, isn’t it? what other restaurant, we didn’t agree, i’m actually going to the library, stop, stop, it’s your birthday today, what kind of library can there be, and what gift have i prepared for you?

i like it,

katya, something unforgettable awaits us, at least we don’t need to interfere in our conversation, it’s you who are interfering in our conversation now, let’s not quarrel. please, let's go together , have dinner for the three of us, and i know an excellent restaurant, good evening, i see you have a lot of friends here, yes, i worked here as a dishwasher until i was fired, and for what, for ideological reasons. with one frenchman, veal debois, interesting,

let's try it, order yourself what you want, i'm paying, no, i'm treating you, that's out of the question, i said, i'm treating you, stop, stop arguing, pay in half, or i'll leave? good evening, i’m glad to see you in our restaurant, katyusha, today is your birthday, i congratulate you, this is from me to you, thank you, anna petrovna, take a seat, sit with us, please, oh no, no, that’s out of the question, i’m on work , but there is also a gift from our restaurant, come with me to the wine cellar, and you can choose any bottle of wine, even the most expensive one, i’m the director, i... really, how interesting, i’ll come soon, let’s go,

you think chateau margo? well i never i tried it, but i read a lot about it, good wine, take two bottles, how are you doing at the institute, good, i’m coping.

on dasha? hello, little sister, listen , vasya and i were just about to call you, really, vasya, urgently come to the french restaurant on kutuzovsky, you know where it is, well done, well done, it will be katya ’s birthday, yeah, so we decided to celebrate . well

, we’ll start without you, no, yeah, vasya really misses you, really, vasya, you’ll come, okay, we’re waiting, let’s, bye, now your bride will arrive. you probably missed me i see that you are very pleased with yourself, yeah, i think it’s time for you to decide, my friend, either you love my sister, or you love my wife, katya is not your wife, you have a fictitious marriage.

“you always said that you couldn’t have anything in common with her, but i changed my mind, and katya, you don’t want to tell me anything else, nothing at all, i think my best friend, anna petrovna, what happened?” i don’t even know, he’s following me looking after who? dima, your husband is courting you, what’s strange about that? i can’t tell you everything, he just didn’t notice me before, but now? you yourself love him,

from the first day he’s been so special, although he’s a bit of a dunce, so what ’s the problem, you love him, he ’s looking after you, well, go to him and be happy, it’s not that simple, the thing is that i don't believe him. “this is what i’m thinking , what if this is some kind of game, hey, you’ll think a lot, you’ll soon grow old, you love him, you think about him , you want him to hug you, caress you, well, take advantage of the moment, he ’s looking after you, you have a stamp in your passport, go to your loved one and let, let all your enemies hang you out of envy, there is such, such,

what are you doing? i'll kill you, don't dare. it’s not needed, and why not, i didn’t treat you like i was empty, but i saw you, i killed you, be careful, what are you doing, how are you behaving? slow

down, i'm telling you, damn it, listen , one thought came into my head, there is a man, he is strange, ivan okhlabystin, oh, nastya, how do you know him, that's right, they were filming a film, he advised us, maria mironova , pasha has problems with his son, at what stage of despair are you at, milash bikovich, you bastard, you are selfish, alexander samoilenko, you can begin. you're just relieving stress, no stress, no, i'll be back in 20 minutes, 40, 20 we'll finish, cold, today on rtr. there are places that fascinate, because they are part of the cultural code, because they have power, beauty and history, conquer, ritual is ready, explore, nature, mother, dear, simply

incredible beauty, you already understand what the vietnamese’s favorite means of transportation is , there are 10 million moped drivers here, taste it, oh, it’s amazing how delicious everything is, as my mother says, it’s mind blowing, this world is worth seeing, caster knife is the most ancient profession in india; they say that a correctly made bukhara knife became a real amulet for its owner, a secret to the whole world.

georgie, meet me, this is your father, this is the same doctor with whom you were drunk once, and i kept thinking what was wrong with you, nosfet, son, dad, your dad is on rtr today, may

there be a cruel wind in your hearts, in the fog of the seas of life, my sail turns white. we need to live separately for a while, but what? we need to understand whether we have at least some chance left. i would advise you to have joint hobby. ballroom dancing would be best. what, what? and for the sake of my son, i agree to the experiment. just because you haven't

danced doesn't mean cha-cha is difficult. nothing connects them anymore except dance. what's so complicated about that? cha-cha time. well, thank you for coming so quickly, comrade colonel, the police are always ready to help alexander yegorovich, a people’s deputy, a well-known businessman. what is it, his son is again a kurulist in his youth, well, clearly, detained in a cell, that’s right, there are two detainees there, two were detained, i hope

we didn’t have time to draw up a protocol. we didn’t have time, what luck, uh, i think the restaurant won’t write a complaint, we will compensate for all losses, there will be no complaints, very good, these, well, well, these young people are hooligans, but they started a fight in a public place. okay, i had an educational conversation, excuse me , citizen, you are the wife. take your husband and look after him better, and you are

the sister of dmitry alexandrovich and the fiancée of the second detainee. okay, you threw me a birthday party, you won’t say anything, why don’t you ask, it hurts my eye, or does it not hurt? i already know what hurts, why ask, well, to show sympathy, it’s even more pitiful, pitiful, i think more than one of your eyes hurts, you’re bruised all over your head and... i haven’t understood for a long time how you can do this live, do what your left leg

wants, well, i fought for, well, as if for your honor, nonsense, you’re not talking about me, you were thinking about yourself, you were fighting for a toy in kindergarten, boys fight, mine, no, mine, only firstly, i’m not a toy, and secondly, i’m not yours, i don’t belong to anyone, i’m my own master. i can take it away and i won’t be lost, i can work as a milkmaid , as a maid, as a nurse in a hospital, i can sweep the streets , i’m no stranger to it, but i’ll still finish college, study and become a man, and all your life you’ll be ready for everything, well-built and have a diploma, and such a fool, i stood up from your stupidity, dmitry alexandrovich, katya , katya, katya, “i’m incredibly ashamed, forgive me,

forgive me, in fact i’m not such a fool, you just don’t know me at all, you don’t know me either, however, it’s already late, tomorrow is work day, wait, don’t leave, let’s talk some more, what should we talk about, about everything, i’m still interested in what your cow’s name was, i had five of them, five cows, what were their names, you’re really interested, really, honestly. motley, redhead, manyunya, sinka and 0, 0, you

had a fire on the farm, she was the first to run out of the barn, very interesting. we’re standing here , let’s go for a walk, it’s two o’clock in the morning, and you want to sleep, no, well, i don’t want to, let’s go , let’s go for a walk, get some fresh air, breathe, talk, you tell me about your hatsopetovka, let’s go.