three musketeers, funny, valush, and you, why are you sitting on your internet again? well , it’s actually not my fault that you don’t know how to use anything else besides your calculator and all your electronics, i’m on business, on personal matters, apparently, well, yes, while ekaterina mikhailovna is still traveling. pizza, in our pizza there is sunshine, there is no better pizza, katyuk, hello, hello, i’m already the minister and the queen are coming to visit us , my whole brain is frozen, there’s something to eat, here’s a paradox, the food is asking for food, let's go feed you, classmate. for pizza

business lunch, please, and i’ll just have tea, what kind of tea, or any tea, green will do, no, just not green, but what kind, well, let’s have black with thyme, black with thyme, although no, let’s without thyme, with mint, with mint, black with mint, yes, only mint separately , okay, yes, hurry up, please, you know, the bosses are not late, but delayed, then who will i communicate with if you die of hunger, i don’t understand, is it really impossible find a guy in the usual way, meet in a cafe or disco, oh, i’m already there i know, but in the phone the selection immediately showed the product with its face, height, weight, color, eye, they began to treat love as a product, the prince-in-law too...

by the way, i selected the size of my feet, that’s great in my opinion, yes, not bad, but so , i think there’s no need to let people into the reception area, it’s impossible without katerina, well, they ’re freezing, okay, let them in, otherwise their ears will freeze, listen, but at your work you can’t have a decent suit get it, we 're planning a corporate party with a masquerade, there's a pizza costume, there's a sandwich, but you need costume of some snow queen. or an evil witch, and why else? okay, just kidding. i have a couple of ideas. well, you enjoy your meal, and the evil fairy will go on, mocking her subordinates, so that they don’t miss me for a long time during the holidays. hello, so much? do you need a certified copy? yes, to me. val. yeah. go do an exirax, yeah

, what do you have, here, yeah, hello, beauties, citizens, good afternoon, i need a notary, ekaterina varantsova, we all need her, did you sign up, no, i didn’t sign up, but you please sign me up, i can wait , and nothing brightens up the wait like good chocolate, help yourself, i really just need to clarify, i’ll go, do you think we’ll have time to settle the inheritance before the new year, the holiday. we’ll probably have time for everything , the queue, it’s delicious, it’s me, i organized a new year’s party, at a chocolate factory, for 200 people, can you imagine, there are chocolate fountains, santa claus, hares, well, of course, they didn’t let me go until they were all stuffed trunk of chocolate, i can still bring it, uh-huh, covering, i’ll bring it now, finally, who people in... let me in, so we’re already

open, girl, you’re the first, go, again out of sorts, and this is your notary, yes, yeah, don’t worry, she’s a pro, she’s anyone, even deals with the most complex inheritance cases, we only if you are on the issue of inheritance, then this is only at the place of residence, that is, i have no other choice, no, you have no other options, well listen, ekaterina, are you because of this incident in the morning? well, excuse me, i admit, i was wrong, i can somehow compensate you for the moral damage. yuri, is it really do i look like a person who can be harmed in some way? no, well, here i am explaining to you once again, in order to enter into inheritance, you need to obtain permission from the tax office, from the bti and other authorities. verification of these documents takes from 15 days to... i’m not

a fool, i understood everything the first time, yes, i’ll call you back, why are you asking again, well , what should i do, contact the secretary for additional information, she will explain everything to you, collect the papers , then you are welcome, but there are only a few days left until the new year, happy new year, tell me, ekaterina, you are so kind to everyone, why don’t you have enough kindness for everyone? well, how? no way. do you know who's here? natalius? who? the girl whose car we blocked in the morning. come on. it looks like the deal won't be closed before the new year. well, yes

, it’s probably not very good to let your new partners down. it’s okay, we’ll also find justice for this snow queen. so what are you going to do? first you need to strengthen your brain. become chocolate? no, no, no, we need something more substantial. let's go have a bite to eat. go. the reception is over. what's left? the will of evgenia valerievna chernysheva was hidden. chernyshev? everything is assigned to the state, the house has some kind of cultural value, the last example before the revolutionary development. great, we can go to the place. valentina, will you come with me? wait, ekaterina khalovna, don’t you remember, i just asked for leave for the evening. i do not remember. well, what about today , december 27th, i know, but the working day is not over yet, you and i will soon have time to return, all personal matters need to be planned after work, well, it’s not personal, i really need what happened, well, i

told you, my grandfather is coming to the station, i need to meet him, what kind of grandfather, grandfather from st. petersburg, he died, no, this is someone else, this is his brother, i also call him grandfather, it’s strange when i was dealing with his will. let the little bug gnaw the turnip with the hoods busy with this, i really miss one thing, come to me all the time, well, you see, this is the end, well , this is all a hobo today on rtr in the soviet

union. a fresh wind with a squadron of its songs. 55 years of the stage, my friends, 55 years. e-saul, e-saul, ask to drive away the shashlik, he didn’t raise his hand to shoot. the only one, mine, betrothed to the wind, just wait for me through the rains.

look, look, look, you want to look, look, let's look, look, well , look at the screen, look at me, takes it out, look, look, agreement, sign, we sign for two at the same time, sign up, look, look, maybe we can go to me , just watch a movie, mozzies live here. but i peer into the night windows , my friends live here and the breath is in i peer through the night windows and see the blue light

. december 31st on rtr that’s it. we will tell you in detail about the elections in russia, it is not difficult to understand them, it is important, it is honestly convenient, how to vote if you are sick, your grandmother is busy in the morning, on the phone. is looking for something, here is the number of the election commission , i will vote at home, adult citizens of the country are given all the possibilities, even those who are motionless are offered a decision, call the elections home, take a portable box, the commission comes to them, carries out the procedure, formalizes it for them in advance with exit voting means elections equal, citizens of my country, to choose freely in the country, it is important to be honest.

it’s convenient, let’s see what we have here, a wardrobe, a table, a clock , the ground, a telescope was written down, yeah, a telescope, a sideboard, we have a buffet here , gagarin, hello, so, the library, valya, as you say, her name was , chernyshova evgenia valerievna, of course, evgenia valerievna, how come i didn’t remember right away, i mean? evgenia valerievna, this is our school

teacher of nature studies, wow, i would never have thought that she was so sentimental, she didn’t have her own children, oh, no, not a single relative, hmm, she always seemed to me like such a gloomy, angry, stern teacher, but in general it’s scary to imagine what she’s like? to die and know that you left nothing behind, well, she had a school, children, although it never turned out to me that she particularly loved children, let 's finish, we have to leave here, yeah, so, it seems like everything fits together here , oh , look, so, what’s there, i don’t know, there’s some kind of note, we’re writing it down, three wishes: to kiss yuri gagarin, to ride along the milky way,

to appear in space. wow, i have a wish an ordinary teacher, star-struck, what? i still can’t wrap my head around how you can live your life like this, that just like that, bam and there’s even no one to leave the apartment with, it can’t be, she probably has relatives. why did it seem that there was a car ahead, it does

n’t matter, valya, but what’s going on with your grandfather, you still have time to meet him, and grandfather wrote that he will come another time, yes, i can come out here, as you know, thank you. seriously, evgenia valerievna, even the piece of paper with the wishes was preserved, can you imagine, only there was no one to fulfill them, and even to look, you can’t watch, but oh well, you remember the rules, of course, whoever guesses the main thing wins. here’s another one, please look at how

you choose here, i’d take several at once, how do you like it, this is definitely a copy of italian collections, just like in a magazine, it suits you very well, these are copies, for sure, some kind of cannibalism, pizza eats pizza, that's right, i completely forgot, i bought you a suit, but what are you afraid to imagine? girl, tim, do you remember what you're talking about? that i was a goldfish, thank you, we can match you with earrings for your ring, now i’ll come, and this is white gold, white gold with diamonds, ekaterina, good evening, what

an unexpected meeting, i can steal you for a couple of minutes, yuri. tim, you’ll have pizza , i’ll be happy to, it’s very good, yuri , we discussed everything this morning, if you don’t understand something, consult a psychologist, that ’s understandable, damn it, love pizza, pizza is food italian gods, love italy, but i have no idea, i’ve never been there in my life, but is it true, there are 10 weekends ahead, you understand that they were created for you to go to italy together, i have friends in st. petersburg, they will get you schengen in one day, and my milena, my girlfriend, she works in a travel agency, will find you a luxury tour for a week to rome, imagine, so here’s my business card, i just specialize in fulfilling other people’s wishes, a travel agency,

or something, any whim for your money, “i ’m absolutely free, consider that you won the lottery, you’re yuri, now you’re trying to bribe an official, but no , well, i’m just like, this is a quid pro quo, so that’s it, yuri, if i need it, i can buy myself a tour to italy, i don’t like pizza, especially fast food, and i will decide for myself where, with whom, when i will celebrate my holidays, and you, yuri, while there are still a few days before the new year, you should get in line at the bti, start collecting documents and..." i will also require additional checks for incapacitated relatives, you never know what you have told anyone there, all the best, what the hell are you going crazy "who are you anyway? yura, i chose!

come here, my dear, i wonder what's going on now makes ours, i'm interested. i wish myself a quota in st. petersburg in the new year.

here you go, oh, yura, it’s cold, here we go, hello! now it’s time to remember the best, i want to tell you, my dears, some of them . well, you have worked hard this year, pleasant surprises await you and even, perhaps, new appointments, but let’s start with the family,

happy holiday to you. look, oh, i see, we have the first contender for the main prize in the costume competition, let's welcome catwoman, we remind you that come, victoria pavlovna, you are gorgeous, i haven't seen you yet they called, no, no, how dare you, this is just some kind of delight, will you have champagne, yes, is everyone ready? what about you , i can’t do it at all, well, it’s new year, thank you for inviting me here, by the way, a toast, i have a toast to your new appointment, hurray, wait, it’s still early, no one will appoint me anywhere yet. wait, now santa claus will get you a quota in st. petersburg, you will leave our swamp, we continue to congratulate our guests, and separately, we would like

to note the most effective, most hardworking notary in our area, this ekaterina vorontsova, friends, and we present her with a certificate, congratulate our dear mikhalovna, please take the stage. applause, friends, well , let's have fun, happy new year, come

on, have a snack, girls, what do you have, champagne, happy new year, thank you, happy new year, happy new year, happy new year, happy new year, yeah, heav, happy new year, in a goat, it was you who arranged what happened, katyushna, mood, it’s your efforts, i got a quota again... they allocated me, yes, listen, i ’m just the vice-president of the regional chamber, i don’t decide this , we have considered your question, now in st. petersburg notaries are not needed , but why do you feel bad here, you know how

important it was for me, that i have been dreaming of a big city for a long time, about big tasks, katyusha, what have you been drinking, you can’t stand alcohol, seryozhenka, i can’t stand you , you scoundrel, you’re horned for a reason, calm down, please , maybe next year you’ll be lucky, by the way, there would be more chances if you had a st. petersburg registration, and i would have a st. petersburg registration, if i married you, yes, go ahead, seryozhenka, you know where to hell, hello, it seems to me that we are from the same fairy tale, i mean, well, there’s a golden key, that’s all . golden key, are you talking about the suit? well , actually, if you don’t have pinocchio, maybe we can go for a walk together sometime, what are you talking about? this

makes no sense, see that woman with the scales? this is my boss, cerberus, miguera, not a single free evening, it’s good if she takes at least one day off, well, we actually hoped that because of her diligence they would give her a place in st. petersburg, they would have sent us someone else, any of you... you see how to get rid of me, why, well, why, well, consider me a crazy workaholic, with a cruel bitch, of course, but

i just like my work, i love it, i do it, therefore i’m conscientious, responsible, the powers that be have a completely different opinion, but i don’t care anymore, meow! happy new year, victoria is complete, wow, wow, well, the fact that he doesn’t have normal friends is understandable, but she probably last went on a date about 10 years ago. wow, put away the phone, you don’t know at all, it’s like you know, put it away, i said phone, katyusha!

maybe you should drink some water, are all men really so petty, and petty, you actually ran away from the wedding, i let it out on the whole city, well, i wish i could take the blow like a real man, and not take revenge like... the petty girl who ran away -that? i don’t know, i got up in the morning, put on a dress, looked at myself in the mirror and somehow didn’t believe it all , you know, it’s not like you to doubt anything, usually you always know what you want, well- well, well, well, well! well, stop it,

what are you doing, that’s it, next year you apply again, they’ll give you this place, sergey he’s not omnipotent, but well, this is his place , i don’t want this place, well, how can it be, yes , it’s not bad here, especially why cry, it’s all good, but what’s good, tim, i may never become a notary i didn’t want to be in life, but well, well, you entered the law school, passed so many exams, well, that ’s all for parents, but you like it, it’s not mine, well, okay, but you, what are your desires, i don’t i remember all the time i performed other people’s songs, brothers,

alundra, the ship is on tigers. tigers, according to the stanislavsky system. the games mainly consist of three parts. what does he eat? and beef.

andrey malakhov december 31 on rtr. maybe you can stay with me today? i promise you an unforgettable night. we need to live separately for some time. and what? we need to understand whether we have at least some chance left. i would advise you to start a hobby together.

ballroom dancing would be best, what, what and for the sake of my son, i agree to the experiment , if you haven’t danced, it doesn’t mean that cha, it’s difficult, nothing connects them anymore except dance, what’s so difficult about that, cha, once, two, three, you just need to learn to count to three, by the way, i learned these stupid steps, seriously,

but if he insists on his desires, we will

fulfill yours, evgenia valerievna. yuri gagarin, let's start with you, wake up, kogari, kat, stop what you are doing, 3:00 in the morning, in fact, stop!

good morning, what, what are you doing here? i, well, actually, you invited me here yesterday, i, and you, and we, if. explain what’s the matter, well, excess alcohol, like that, yes, but maybe it’s still this, oh, no, no, no, no, that’s not at all what you could, you don’t have to explain,

but rather tell me, if i help you fulfill these three wishes, will you help me with the documents, that this is a deal, of course, well, you can’t do it without a professional? well, give me a chance, okay , you have a couple of days before the new year, but it’s already 12, why didn’t the alarm clock go off, the alarm clock went off, you were just sleeping very soundly, i need to run, well, i guess i ’ll go, have a nice day, try to get home, but you still have to wait a long time to go to kindergarten, it should be, now the main thing here is faster

untie yourself, it doesn’t look like katerina, but she was the same yesterday, maybe call her? oh, no, no, not me, i did this yesterday, who knew that this pyro, her friend, appeared now. i don’t know, good morning everyone, good morning, good morning, what kind of queue have we developed here, but where would we be without you, well, where would you be without me, and ekaterina mikhailovna, i need to give a document to the tax office , so go and give it to me, but you don’t check it, and you didn’t check it, well, you checked it, so what’s the matter, go and give it to me, okay, can i, how will i be free to go to the office no more... come back, valentin, as long as you don’t have to work, well, you take it first, if everything is in order there, then you can do your business only after work, which means our

pizza is better, there’s no pizza cutlet, eat it, you will understand about it, if you want to become a queen, eat a piece. pizza, hello, hello, and you’re not offended by me, it was stupid yesterday, no one likes their bosses, but you know, katya? well, that's all, now you can submit documents

at the place of request, thank you, pay for the services secretary, okay, goodbye, all the best, that's it, yes , please wait for me, ekaterin mikhail, can we, yes, please, let's go, the girls and i have gathered here and want to congratulate you on the upcoming new year. and we were still getting ready yesterday, well, in general, here’s a gift, well , unfortunately, as usual, i didn’t have time to buy you anything, nothing, we hope you like it, thank you, yeah, larisa, victoria pavlovna, yes, on there are no more entries today, that’s right, no, no, yeah, there’s very little time until the new year. there are none left and you are very good

worked this year, but you probably still have a lot of family matters, preparations, gifts, get ready, go home, thank you, you are free for today, thank you, thank you.

so the milky way, uh-huh, working hours, hmm, that we don’t talk anymore, well, you ’re offended at me, yes, i’m offended, so i’m waiting for you to get upset, how can i get offended if you don’t ask me for forgiveness? how can i ask you for forgiveness if i don't

feel guilty? have you kissed this little girl? you know that's not true, mylene, i i decide our affairs. yes, and what did you decide? i decided that we would leave as soon as i received the documents. when it will be? i think in a couple of days. it seems to me that we found a common language with her, a language, listen, not in the literal sense of the word. yeah, that's great, that's it. to me. it's time, where are you going, well, you want your man to be on the board of directors of the holiday world , sorry, you can't drive here by car, good day , happy upcoming, you, please tell me that the attractions are not working? no, of course, closed until the end of may, okay? tell me, do you do you have a milky way attraction? there was one,

yes. the fact is that i had a fight with my girlfriend, and it seems to me that she will forgive me if i give her a ride on the ride that she rode on as a child. will you help me? no i can not. listen, well, if you suddenly don’t see it, well, it’s as if nothing happened. where is everyone? and why are you back? but they didn’t accept my documents, there was a mistake, yeah, that means i need to correct it and go again , wait, but we agreed that i would be able to do it earlier today, we agreed that if everything was in order, maybe i i’ll go tomorrow, tomorrow they don’t work, so fix it, go again, well, ekaterina

mikhailovna, no buts, valentina, well, you’ve already let the others go, do the others have anything to do? family, husbands, children, what do you have? and at this rate i won’t have anything for a long time. so, valentina, i don’t intend to tolerate your bickering; if you did your job accurately, you would have a lot of free time. therefore, correct your mistakes, go to the tax office, and tomorrow you will start processing these inheritance papers, tomorrow is the thirtieth. beautiful day to work, don’t forget to ventilate, turn off the lights, close all the doors, and don’t forget

to water the flowers, class. well, let's move on to fulfillment of desires? just keep in mind that wishes must be fulfilled exactly as indicated on the paper. don't worry, i'm learning everything, everything, everything. why should i worry, my part of the deal will definitely be fulfilled. so, oops, so what are we doing here , we’ll have to climb over the fence, no, i won’t do that, i’ll help, wait, give us a leg, since that’s it, we’re there, yuri, are you out of your mind, this is

private property, i'm not going break the law, wait, wait, we 're not breaking anything, i had the key, i just apparently lost it, well, yes, wait, wait. i just want to somehow shake you up, now your deepest wish will come true, and what kind of mood are you in? well, everything is there, are you sure it's legal? yes, of course. how did i not guess before, the milky way , well, yes, exactly, but somehow i didn’t think, you’re kidding again , only it doesn’t work, you have to believe in miracles,

oh, so, the train to the milky way leaves in 3 minutes, please take your seats according to purchased tickets. who are you, who let you in here? hello, happy new year to you , katya, please run, and we are here

illegally, we are leaving, well, stand, it’s on the road, and oops, now we’ll definitely have to climb over, come on, come on, leg, i’ll help, just like that, come on, come on, here, here, oops, great, what is it, that's good, it's counted, it's all counted, sorry that the attraction didn't last that long, ugh, it's okay, i 'll sign everything for you tomorrow, no, wait, what's next ? -what is the second wish, i want you i beg you, forget, forget and come tomorrow for the documents. no, wait, what else was there, i remember you, let’s run, hooligan, the police are already on their way.

well, it was a great shake-up, thank you, thank you, i adore complex desires, and by the way, if you think of something, be sure to call or write, i ’ll arrange everything, i wasn’t kidding with italy, you can go with your boyfriend . with a guy, well, yes, with tim, or something, but he’s just a friend of mine, a classmate, we’ve been friends since school, and he’s probably the only person in this city who, for some reason, it puts up with me, oh well, you’re amazing, well , your job is difficult, nervous, yes, but not everyone is as lucky with work as you are, well, we... we build our own lives, i, frankly speaking, decided right here,

who i want to be, they brought me here to my grandmother, as if in exile, it was so hard that i just wanted to get out, that’s when i decided that i wanted there to always be holiday and joy around, and i decided to organize my own holiday agency, making dreams come true, it’s funny, as a child i also loved making other people’s dreams come true. excuse me, please, yes, yes, i have to go, yes, of course, see you tomorrow, see you tomorrow.

hello, hello, i've been waiting for you all day , you can't leave everything, i saw her through the window, well listen, it's all for business, hare, tomorrow i'll receive the papers, the day after tomorrow we'll go to st. petersburg, the day after tomorrow is already the thirty-first , well, great, let's celebrate the new year with our new business partners and finally sign a contract, right? shall we go to the maldives? to the maldives? do you want to go to the maldives? yes, i want to, i already had all my friends, but i don’t, i can’t even carry on conversations with them. well, it’s not because it’s okay, we’re hungry, well let's go to the restaurant, wait, you've been at home all day, haven't you prepared anything? no, what did you do? i was waiting for you, okay, let’s get dressed and let’s go in search of food.

yes.

are you all ready? yes, almost, just a couple of sheets left to check. why are we fiddling with the phone? “i urgently needed to answer, what is grandfather writing again? no, this time it concerns my personal life, and what kind of personal life is this on the phone? and where else can i look for it? well, when my husband was courting larisa, he was here i kept watch day and night, but what about you? me, i have an acquaintance, everything is different here, uh-huh, you’ll find some kind of maniac there on your head, so come on!” i’ll check what you have here, uh-huh, well, that’s another matter, you can, whenever you want, i can go, where

, valentina, well, like home, holiday? you let everyone go? well, the holidays start tomorrow, and today is a full-time working day. well, no one will come already, what if they come? so let’s figure it out here, stay here for the main thing and generally put things in order here in the end, sort out the papers, hello new year's workaholics, hello, how are you just in time, your documents are ready, thank you for your promptness, will you check? come on , i trust you, i can invite you in gratitude. have lunch together, me? well, yes, i was just about to go to lunch too. well, great. i'll just throw on my coat. yes. valentina, for the main one. okay, ekaterina mikhailovna. dont be upset. and have a party here. i promise that i will keep ekaterina mikhailovna until the evening.

anti sadness. yes. thank you. there is a good cafe nearby, literally next crossroads, however, i’m not too hungry , to be honest, i just didn’t want to sit in the office, well, great, to be honest, i made up the story about lunch in order to lure you out of the office, i came up with something else for you, oh , what is this? don’t you know, this is a real magic wand, it will fulfill any of your wishes, but only yours, well, i’m sorry, yuri, i don’t have any wishes left, well, i don’t believe you, honestly, i won’t leave until i thank you, stop, you already organized a real holiday for me yesterday, no one has ever hacked into

an attraction with chases or security guards, i assure you. that you deserve more? yes, where are we going? you have to believe in miracles, now wait, i ’ve never skated in my life, i won’t believe it, well, someday, even in childhood, well, at least just once.

everyone around was feeling good and having fun, but wait, this is wrong, why? aren't you doing the same thing? but i'm a man and you're a girl? and this was a desire, well, in the sense of kissing gagarin, everything is fair, do you feel good? yes, ekaterina mikhailovna, it will be done, ekaterina mikhailovna, of course, ekaterina mikhailovna, what, what are you saying, sort out the beans and peas, wash the floors? well, of course, yes , nothing, nothing, i’m here, if anything happens, and i’ll sit on december 31, be healthy, hello, girl, are you open, hello, no,

there’s no appointment until the next new year, well, unless you want to unsubscribe. hanging a million dollars on me, what a joke with the upcoming one, with the upcoming one, i’m actually looking for my young man, and he was here to pick up the papers in the morning. yuri gagarin, such a tall, handsome brinet, yes, i just filled out a social document for him today, doc, he’s on a date with ekaterina mikhailovna, which to be honest i ’m in shock, although it’s not surprising, i always considered her a handy woman, so i don’t know where they went, well, your handsome he said that he wouldn’t return her until the evening. you want a drink, champagne, of course, but you know, i’m never at all surprised that she decided to kill someone else’s man, lela nothing is sacred, neither people, nor their

interests, nor holidays, by the way, i’m for her life is also impersonal, i’m all now i understand, that’s what it’s all about, i’m thinking how yura got her to sign the papers, he means this... what are you doing? so what's now? i have one idea. and in connection with these blatant facts, we ask. revoke ekaterina mikhailovna’s license, that’s it, yes, there’s no place for people like her, yeah, right, yura is calling, yes, yura,

what, where, where, am i stuck in this? khalusti, where are you? home, why so early? what? when i want, then i will. found? yep, such a happy voice. well, did you send it? yes, everything is fine. man, open up. what happens if eat at night? bite me. of course it's a holiday.

autumn i want meat with the coming i woke up, and i wash down the ice cream with borscht, i treat you, a parade of humor, the premiere today on rtr, pasha, you're in the air, i'm getting married, he... this night the stars promise a miracle, please meet this my mother, yulia borisevna , anna mikhalkova , a completely unfamiliar man appears in my house in the middle of the night, carrying some kind of wheel about space, nina usatova, again she kicked you out in trisha, pavel priluchenny, that is , she did the right thing, maxim lagashkin , i didn't sleep all night. thought about you, anna chipovskaya, kiss me, anton shagin, that’s what it is, comet goli can be seen only once in a lifetime, what

a fatal comet, thanks to it i met you, halley’s comet december 31 on rtr, we are glad to welcome you to the main musical festival song: yes, when is there joy in the heart, when is it new year? happiness, fulfillment of desires, health for everyone, it is impossible to do without a song, i took the keys from my heart, you didn’t.

that zakidalova, you probably misunderstood something, but no, you probably i understood something wrong, i drove to you from another city for an hour, i washed the suit, ironed it, bought wine, so come on, sit down, let’s go, i don’t want to help you, listen, or you sit down yourself, come on, come on, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, come on, fuck it already, uh, you have to run,

who are you anyway? thank you, i didn’t recognize you without the suit, hello tim, who was it, some kind of crazy guy, i was just in time, i was just waiting for you to leave work, you can come in, of course. but ekaterina mikhailovna said that there are only maniacs on the internet, yes, she’s generally very smart, and to be honest, she told you that she has an assistant, she’s talented, but really not a mustache, and that she’s raising a replacement for herself in you, and also, to be honest, she’s been wanting to introduce us for a long time,

though, yes, she, of course, doesn’t always show it, but i’ve never met a kinder heart, damn, what happened, this was such a nonsense, okay, i ’ll fix it now, damn, we didn’t have time. what to do now? yura, how long will it take? well, wait, i need, i need to check if i forgot something? you've forgotten your conscience, come on hurry up, i want to go home, to a hot bath and some normal food, that is, all this is important for you. food, hot bath, food, it doesn’t matter

to you that we are nearby, that we are together, you yourself said that you don’t like it here, well, you didn’t like it as a child, now everything has changed , and in general, a boring person is bored everywhere, so, this means for larisa, this is for victoria pavlovna, and i also need something for a young girl, but take patches or cushion, patches, what is this, oh, this is the last one... fashion, now everyone uses patches, yes you what and how i survived without them, under your eyes or for your lips, but i don’t know what’s better, well, under your eyes, this is when the face is tired, yeah, yes, yes, yes, it’s always tired, but for the lips, it’s so that it chatters less , no, what are you talking about, this is when the lips dry out, well, again for volume, you can take it for yourself too, you know, now men really like plump lips, yes, well, let’s have both for the holidays. packaging, yes, yes

, of course, excuse me, for work, although, what kind of work is it now, the thirty-first day is outside, well, who cares, i, for example, love work on holidays, people come, everyone is joyful, happy, yeah, i hope your friends will like everything, yes, friends, or rather i hope, and you know, go alone, i want to celebrate the new year here, it’s all because of her, right? what did she tell you, i know such provincial girls, they cling with a death grip, you judge by yourself, but go ahead, make sure you don’t lose everything you have left.

you know, this will seem strange, i thought and i want to celebrate the new year here, and are you celebrating the new year with anyone? no, that is , yes, but rather, i don’t know, but at most a friend a friend will come in for pizza, uh-huh, listen, but you

don’t know where to order, i’m just hungry, oh , listen, they actually don’t have much of it, but if you’re hungry, i could feed you. homemade food, uh-huh , i've been dreaming about this for a whole week, oh, there's nowhere to go like this , it's some kind of hole, yes, i'm listening, hello, this is sergey matveev, vice-president of the notary chamber, did you leave this? on the site, yes, it was me, okay, the essence of the complaints, i understand, i would like to clarify the details, we can meet now, and of course, i think i just had a flat tire,

okay, tell me the address where you ’re staying, i’ll come over. “very tasty, very good, but what kind of recipe is this, well, it’s meaty , it’s a specialty, it’s strange, my grandmother cooked it for me the same way as a child, my grandmother taught me too , it’s strange, we lived in the same house and never crossed paths. why is it strange , you came for the holidays, but on the contrary , they took me away for the holidays, yes, it looks like everyone was leaving here, but i had a friend here, makar pryanikov, what are you talking about, this is my classmate, what are you talking about, uh-huh, that’s it yes, yes, he seems

i also went to st. petersburg, wow, how small the world is, and you didn’t think of what you would wish for the new year, no, i don’t know, but what if... make a wish so that your own wishes come back to you, cunningly, although in general, you know , i have one wish, anything , to be honest, i haven’t decorated a christmas tree for 100 years, maybe you could bring me a christmas tree, seriously, a so-so wish, yes, a good, very good wish, yes, there’s a jack for you, look in the trunk, i don’t know what’s there, it’s not my car at all.

they drove her into the head of a confectionery factory, this was stolen from me, a man, are you talking about exceeding official duties? exactly, it was your notary who stole my fiancé from me, gave him papers without checking, katya, you must be joking, do i look like the kind of person who would joke with such things? okay, let's start first. let's sort out your car, and then your fiancé, okay, you will help me, of course, the honor of our notary office, first of all.

yes, then how do you know that i called? listen, actually i'm waiting for someone, i know, i know that this man came from st. petersburg, to formalize the inheritance, and i know that you signed this inheritance for him without accompanying documents, but why are you surprised? in our city, rumors spread very quickly. you know, how at one time i was dubbed a loser because you ran away from our wedding, so now you... what in st. petersburg, you won’t even find a job in this city anymore,

you can forget about your career as a notary, i i’ll try so that next year you no longer have a license, what are you talking about, are you out of your mind, why? the whole city will vouch for me, you know, if you carried out one transaction for beautiful eyes, then you can also doubt the authenticity of the remaining documents, however, this is not for me to decide, but for the court, seryozha, but i have always put my whole life on this career behave decently, you know, if i weren’t , i’m so sure, yes, i can carry out all these formalities without an heir, i will have accompanying documents, but now they don’t exist, you can’t do this to me, yes, you you're right, i really can't do this to you do what are you doing? therefore, katyusha , i have a proposal for you, let

me delete this complaint, and you will still marry me, what an unfunny joke, what kind of jokes are there, katya, you and i are an ideal couple, to be honest, i’m not at all i understand why you bucked then, seryozha, when will you accept that all this is in the past, in the past? and what about the present? this pretzel is from st. petersburg, you don’t even know him? firstly, he is not a pretzel, and secondly, we have our whole lives ahead of us to get to know each other, my offer is valid only until the chimes strike, think beauty! wait, what are you doing here? i decided that things were wrong with my dear, why did you get the toys and

this tree in general, i didn’t buy it for myself, it ’s a gift, yuri, what’s the matter, i’m actually your girlfriend, well, we quarreled a little, it’s not serious, we couple, we should celebrate the new year together, milena, listen to me, we are not a couple, we have never been a couple, couples are when people complement each other, but what do we have, my money, your whims, you know how- this is not what i dreamed about, this is normal, many people live like this. "in your environment there may be yes, but i want something else, what you want won’t be yours, what are you talking about, well, katya is a notary, she’s actually getting married, she has a fiancé, how do you know, the city is small , rumors spread quickly, her the boss is her fiancé, he found out that your shura-mura was very angry, you’re lying to me, right?” “ because she has no one, or maybe she just didn’t tell you, relax, yura, she played

with you and abandoned you. where are you going, do you still want to run after her? i ask you to leave, please, let's decide everything after the new year, no, i i won’t go anywhere until you tell me yes, you ’re so sure, i’m just sure that you’re a smart girl. and you won’t ruin your life because of some whim, hello, finally, hello, hello, and you didn’t

say that we would have guests, sergey, let me in, yura, please come in, happily. everything, everything, everything, everything, quietly , he left, thank god, it will only be better, you are a monster, katya, you are a monster, dear, i just know better than you what you need, you know, yes, yes, of course, you you all know better what i need, you decided everything for me, yes, you know everything better, better, yes, first you, then my parents , you decided everything for me, first my career, then this stupid wedding, yes, so who gave you the right to decide for me what would be best for me, but katya, damn, i don’t i understand, because you and i had a good time together, you did everything you wanted, get lost. “i’ve already forgotten everything

, of course, there’s a new year ahead, a festive atmosphere, so you thought that she was some kind of special, who doesn’t happen to anyone, it doesn’t matter, however, i understand perfectly well that i’m not a gift either, there are a lot of people around women, believe me, yura, we are all the same, it’s just that, unlike others, i say everything honestly, it looks like we will celebrate the new year on the road, i’m even glad about that, but it’s okay, and the new companions will walk all night, so we’ll find the holiday in full swing ?

happy new year here you were well behaved, hold your gifts, granddaughter, oh, how we have a lot of delicious things here, grandfather is hungry, and the black

grandfather loves, you can congratulate, wait, happy new year, happy new year. everyone is at the table, and this is my gift to santa claus so that he doesn’t freeze, so where is my gift, what to choose, what what to choose, this is what, and this is my gift to you ekaterina mikhailovna, well, i didn’t know how to tell you this, this is an application for my dismissal, i set you up and have no right to work with you anymore, what nonsense, valentin, in- firstly, from the new year i won’t be there anymore, yeah, and secondly, any notary can only dream of an assistant like you, that’s it, val, let’s forget, let’s start

the new year again, it’s still very embarrassing, i don’t know what at me... come on, everything is for the better, because the most important thing is that i remembered my game, fulfilled the wish of her teacher. ekaterina mikhailovna, these were not real desires, in what sense, i came up with them myself, well, how can this be, this is my game, i don’t know, my mother told me something like that and then i found out about the teacher that she was lonely, how just like that, you decided to make a joke. well, the main thing is that every joke ends in a miracle, by the way, i’m embarrassed to ask how

it happened that you are together, and so we met at a corporate party, yes, i was in a malvina suit, and tim was in a pyuro suit , i immediately realized that this was fate, a wonderful toast, let’s have a drink. destiny, come on, for the fact that each of us has such an amazing , unique destiny, while i was sitting alone, you know, the guys realized that i’m very happy with mine, that i really want to fulfill other people’s desires, i want to make people happy, i want to be a goldfish, hurray, congratulations, well , we’ll sign the documents before... the end of the documents, thank

you, but to be honest, i don’t drink cognac, now you drink, we’re doing a common thing, in our company all the directors drink, yes- yes, 50 for courage, allow me a few words. you know, when i created my company, my dream, i could not even imagine that a company like yours would be interested in me, no, i always admired how you work and what you do, but, but that’s not what oh what i dreamed of, excuse me, and i love champagne more, yura, we don’t offer this twice. “we chose your office out of hundreds of applicants, office, yours, yours, this is your office, and i, perhaps, will stay in my

company, goodbye, happy new year, yura, yurochka, are you joking just now, yes, you are i’ve wanted this for a long time, you’ll regret it, i wanted it, but i’m also something of myself.” uh-huh, well, are you with me? well done, girl, happy new year, bye. milena, this is now, what was it? why did we attach it to him? yes, he is an idiot, he came to this wilderness with nostalgia. you just had to make sure that everything went smoothly, if necessary, push him, hurry him up, listen, i did everything i could, everything you could, you ruined our deal, you know how many clients we already have

took me away, what will happen next?

i'm so happy.

i can make an appointment for you on tuesday at 13:00, no , unfortunately, 11 o’clock is already booked, yes at 13:00, yes, yes, of course, as soon as we get back to you, great, yes, thank you, well, what news do we have, kat, we have orders for the year ahead, this is wonderful, victoria, please call the printing house, let them increase the circulation, i understand, but we have tim, but we came up with an internal idea, look, that ’s great, well, i think we should leave both options, and there is also an idea to do mobile application for the game , this way we will attract a young audience, you’re just great, yes, that’s all for now, you can, yes, please, hello, you can make an appointment with a notary, with a notary, yeah, this is for you at the next door.

katyusha, yes, in general, valya and i are here, in short , i gave her a ring, there will be a small celebration on this occasion, are you getting married, yes, something like that, well, i congratulate you, wow, restaurant space, yeah, it’s absolutely they opened it recently, they say it’s delicious, yeah, you’ll come, of course, let me show you. zu, no, we’re on foot, okay? would you like, thank you, good afternoon, hello, we have a closed event today, yes, yes, i know, this is where i want to go, please come in, are you

crazy, i... well, of course, who else could open space in our city, but this was the third wish of the fourth piece of paper. get into space, but you might not have fulfilled it, and i might not be a fool to celebrate the new year with you, what did you wish for, and you?

hello, hello, dear friends, oh, we are glad to welcome you to our parade of humor, hello, i’m new here i went to buy coffee, ordered a cappuccino, and the bartender

asked me, with... what kind of milk, with almond, coconut, soy, i have a question, since when did almonds, coconut and soy start giving milk, brownie, it’s simple, it’s milk for those who are interested in a healthy lifestyle, a healthy lifestyle, lenochka, i know very well what a healthy lifestyle is, everyone around me has given up bad habits and taken up sports, everyone and my friends. oh, i’m alone, i’m holding on, that’s my willpower, and karen, what’s wrong with a person taking care of his health, by the way. you too it wouldn’t hurt to go in for sports, lenushka, by the way, for the last 5 years i’ve been playing tennis, yeah, football, hockey and basketball, now, well, now my computer is broken

and i have nothing to play on. well, don’t be upset, karen, today let’s talk about a healthy lifestyle, especially since it’s very popular among our fellow artists. come on, i don’t know if our first artist leads a healthy lifestyle, but the fact that he leads a cheerful lifestyle is obvious, meet gennady vetrov on stage, you know. every person who is in one way or another related to humor probably has his own notebook, in which there are many funny stories, i have enough such stories for a whole book, it is called

very modestly, airing, so i suggest we clear the air right now, the most important the theme, of course, of this book is touring , i’ll start with the funniest story, which means that after a solo concert in lazarevsky, i’m driving to sochi along... a serpentine road, i dozed off, the driver pushes me, says: “gennady, especially for i stopped you, look at the picture." i look at the opposite side of the road there is a cow, so sad, so sad, her face lowered, her face is guilty, to be honest, there are three traffic cops standing around motionless , this is not my scene, i say to the driver: and that, he says, it’s okay, now they’ll milk it, i must say that... i certainly have a lot of road stories, since we often travel by car, and you know, in every region they try to give a car that’s more effective and a driver that’s sharper ,

but i’m the opposite, i love a quiet ride, because you never know, you know, the region is unfamiliar, the roads there seem to be unknown, i ask you not to speed up, here in the southern urals they gave me a vitalik such a driver, i didn’t need him at all what to ask, because he himself is... 40 km/h, this is the maximum, and by his standards he was just driving this forty, you know, he was driving it, we were late everywhere we could, at the end of the tour i shake his hand , i say, vital, but no one has driven me better than you, he says gennady, yes i would i accelerated, i just can’t see a damn thing, i say, how are you driving, and i’m always wearing glasses, but i look stupid in them, i think, suddenly there will be a photo with you, i took them off in advance, i say, vital, i quickly put on my glasses, quickly, there are a lot of funny situations with recognition and misrecognition, i recently went into a store, i heard two teenagers behind me, one said to the other: did you see who came in? well, i saw it, i found out, well

, naturally, who canceled the sale? another time i’m walking in the center of the store, choosing something, a guy scanned me and follows me, you know, so he walks, walks, keeps walking, i say, men, what happened, he says: gennady, i don’t like humor, i can’t stomach it, i hate it, i say, why are you following me? and i like you, i say, i don’t understand, he doesn’t , no, i like your creativity, when you perform , i always watch everything on tv to the end, what you do there, copperfield tricks, and songs, i know everything by heart , they start quoting my repertoire, i stand in a pleasant shock, well, it’s nice, such a fan, just in a row, in a row, all my reprises, that is, jokes, i relaxed, there is joy in this atmosphere. and he says the phrase gennady, but you won’t give me 100 rubles, then i somehow overspent today, i say: man, let’s open my wallet, i say, i only have 500, so let me take 500, since this is the case, and says an amazing phrase, gennady, maybe a beer, i’ll treat you, guest stories, this is also

a whole series for me, it means that i was visiting a friend, and he got a new apartment, a high-rise building, that’s it, i’m already returning - from the guests, i click elevator button, the door opens, there’s a guy standing there, just not pooping, i i say, up, down, it's a, i say, up, down, it's a ring, there was another funny story with the elevator, a woman decided to come, it means, to visit a friend, especially at her housewarming party, joyful, it means she's coming to the right place to a new house, runs into the entrance, there is an elevator, the door is open in the elevator, she runs in, it’s some guy in the corner... she presses button one, two, three, but the elevator doesn’t move, she’s like, something’s wrong he’s driving, looking at the guy, and the guy is so strange, scarf, dark glasses, hat,

you’ll be jealous the whole trip, understand? he says: woman, apparently this is your first time at our entrance, our new elevator is not centered, if you come up and press us, we will go, no, we will bargain here, she came up, pressed herself, they went, says: oh, man, excuse me , firstly, it’s nice, secondly , we got there, but for now, bye, i went to my friend’s house, went back to the elevator, pressed the button, but it didn’t go, she stood there, waiting, which means the grandfather was coming in, apparently, also here for the first time, she presses the button, it doesn’t move , it doesn’t go, the elevator doesn’t go anywhere, she’s a grandfather,

for the elevator to go, you need to come to me close and cuddle, he says, i can’t cope with my grandmother, i haven’t had a heart attack right in the elevator, i was on tour in gelendzhuk, i decided to go have lunch. how are you, i say , thank you, bon appetit, i say, thank you , i forgot about them, i go out, that means they are waiting, two are sitting on the bench, one is on the side, he says, gennady, we even gave up work for you , can i have a photo with you as a souvenir, dear, i can, i say, what’s the problem, come on, let’s get up nicely, we’ll...

i gave the phone to my son to school today boast, what should we do givi, look how we stand beautifully, what are you doing, givi, answer, remember, we came on tour to canada, the city of toronto, we were met by a russian guy volodya in a minibus, that means we got on , we are driving around the city, and this was probably 20 years ago , then no one had even heard of a navigator, that there was such a device, we were driving suddenly a woman’s voice, right, left , turn around, detour,

speed limit, detour, interchange, to the left, suddenly our sound engineer, who was on edge after the plane, opens his eyes, says: this woman doesn’t have binoculars, friends, you want to live a fun life, remember all the stories that happen to you in life, life is the best author, and tell it to each other, spread positivity, laughter is health, the classic didn’t say in vain, peace i survived because i dared. now i’m almost ready to switch to

zosh, but the only thing that bothers me is that i’m very positive about your tailwind, no, you know, i love delicious food. eat, nazozh, it ’s impossible, well, where did you get the idea, if you want, i’ll give you a recipe for a very tasty dish, of course, i want it, it’s probably harmful, yes , no, come on, it’s very healthy, oh, then it makes you fat, no way, then it’s without meat, with meat, and with two types, cooked at a time, no, well fried, which means it is not salted, not peppered and

without any spices at all, everything in it is, wait for it, a healthy, tasty dish that does not make you fat, with two types of meat, good. yes , there is no catch here, write down the recipe, tell me, i’ll remember anyway, the first thing, yeah, roll out the pre-prepared one thinly i wrote down my lip, damn it, i knew you were pranking me, of course i am, karen, because in this world there is only. one place where you can get everything at once is our program, at the humor parade alexey shcheglov, natalya korosteleva and yuri khvostov.

goodbye, dear guests, come to us again, same to you, same to you, i thought they would never leave, oh, oh, finally we were left alone, just you and me, my for... this one didn’t leave, this is your friend, i thought you invited him, you need to see his face, who is this, it’s been sitting there for a long time, it’s dried out,

it looks like you, when you’re not wearing makeup, you’re about to make a joke at me. since he’s a man from here, open up, come on, let me be stronger , look properly, i’m seeing him for the first time, me too, we need to find out his name, then we ’ll kick him out, kolya, vitya, seryozha , tursenbeg , here is a brute, and oh, we know the name, dear brute, dear brute, please go away, be so kind, oh, he asks not to disturb him, are you a man or someone who drives him out like that, take a broom and drive him

out -to the normal one from our apartment, come on well, shoo, uh... i made a mess in the apartment with a woman, and where is the dog, rag, where is the rag, you are a rag, you can’t do anything on your own , give me a broom, that’s how to kick me out, get out of my apartment, what a beauty! fashion model , queen, why are you standing there, kick him out, shut up , he says smart things, goddess, golovadra, cleopatra, dear, our restaurant

is closing, i’m in the restaurant, what ’s the name of yours? restaurant, our restaurant is called get out. can i sit a little longer? i said the restaurant is closed, leave! welcome to our restaurant, cozy ambience, impeccable service, varied menu, delicious dishes, wine list, you say you’re a fool, but i’m not a fool, i ’m enterprising, come here, we need to figure out something, how to throw him out of here? let me hit him on the head with an iron, he’ll pass out, i’ll take him out, this is absolutely cruel, you just need to create such an unbearable situation so that he gets up and leaves, let’s turn on olga buzova for him, well, we’re absolute animals, it’s better with an iron , listen, i have an idea, but when i

sing karoki, all the guests jump up immediately run home. let me sing and he will leave, that’s it, i’ll do everything now, come on, i’m ready, i’m hooked, i’m hooked, i’m hooked! “what a magical voice, how pleasant you are, good people, and i will never leave good people, grisha, grisha, this is the key, you listen, he said, i will not leave good people, that means if we are bad, then he he’ll get up and leave..."

how can we get him out of there now ? it’s getting worse and worse, well, do something, are you a man or what? come here, come here, i ’ll sweep you away now, i’ll throw you all in packs now i'll beat you off, i'll beat you off now. you should have seen how i brushed him off , i beat off his entire fist with my face, i take fire

from myself, if i can’t drive him out of here, then i’ll lure him out, grisha, what have you done, why did you pour vodka, i him i lured her almost to the door, but what kind of men did they come, they just wanted to drink vodka, and you, you, goddess, cleopatra. and who are you? where did you come from here? this is my apartment? i see something, the furniture

is different, and the broom is not ours, there is no dustpan, what are you doing here, we are celebrating a housewarming party, what a housewarming, you live in a different building, this is my apartment, you’ve been stuck here for 2 weeks, you’ve already eaten everything, that’s all. i have a suggestion, maybe now we can go to our place with grishenka, we have the table set and a refrigerator full of food, cozy atmosphere, impeccable service, luxurious menu, excellent dishes, a military card, and of course there will be korauki, let’s go, i’m hooked, secured me,

i left the club, the tow truck took the car, headlights, everything, here you can get used to everything, to the food, let him gnaw on the turnip, these hoods. busy, i really miss one thing, come to me in time, well, you see, this is the end, this is all, serf, today on rtr, in russia there are so many opportunities that even the new year can be whatever you want. digital, trendy, brutal , dear, unknown, awesome, unstoppable,

come to the exhibition forum russia, provocation is treacherous behavior, there is a difference between a man and a woman, i noticed, then it turns out that my husband and my cat... the most reasonable creatures in our family. orientalism is a parallel agenda. continuation of the conversation in new episodes of our podcasts. a so you don't miss anything, subscribe. listen and watch on the “watch” media platform. the first podcasts we watch. dad, this is my fiancé, joji. dad, lord, george peacock. lord, what kind of foreign tourists we saw here, we saw them all, we drove them all away and, as they say, you are welcome. if you

harass zhorik. and i will file for divorce , the best son-in-law can only be a son, georgie , meet, this is your father, that this is the same doctor with whom you were drunk once, and i kept thinking what was wrong with you, nose, th, son, dad, golden dad, today on rtr, then icy, the door is sticky, with a rough back the topic is prickly, as you step over the threshold, ideas are pouring in, and from the windows the threshold is blue-blue.

blue light december 31st on rtr. haren, do you know what i understood here? it turns out that in order to lose weight, you still need to go to the gym, but you don’t have to exercise. it’s enough just not to eat for at least these 2 hours, but i realized that switching to a healthy lifestyle is really difficult, so the easiest way is to close your eyes and switch to it, the most important thing is to want to spend 2 hours every week and not close your eyes, but watch our wonderful program with all your eyes, where you

can easily lose weight from laughing. completely get rid of any stress, meet bayan mix. found out the song, found out, sing along, let's go, and the hotpot, windy, two screaming ones, sew

me up, theme! it’s prickly, as you go, it ’s everywhere, take it, and put it in the threshold, blue, blue! second verse, you sing, let's go, went hunting, continue!

and then she hurried into the forest to rest in the hut, all together, on the icy ceiling, here there is a loud squalor, a strong, squishy back. you cross the threshold everywhere and it, ah parog, blue, blue!

eat right, walk more, and most importantly - eat less, it is especially harmful, they say, eating at night, but if eating at night is harmful, then why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? we are told that we can’t drink tap water, saying there are all sorts of bacteria, microorganisms and other nonsense, but why can’t we drink tap water, but we can wash fruits from the store, even necessary. in general, whether you want to be on zosh or not, decide yourself, and i want, yes, yes, yes, i want to invite a charming artist to this stage,

meet the unique, elena stepanenko. diary of a woman on a diet, today i tried on my entire wardrobe, only beads fit. and then it’s on hand, my husband got it, when you lose weight, when you lose weight, i say, i’m not at the age when they dry out, i’m at the age

when they fade, they’ve gone wrong, diet, diet, i don’t believe our scales, i bought chinese scales, if stand on them, plays... brought it home, opened the box, stood on the scales, a melody sounded, 33 cows, i think that’s it, i need to lose weight, i need to lose weight, first i went to aerobics, i came, i could only do the first one. exercise to lie on the floor, then i got rid of all the junk food in the refrigerators, it was very tasty, then i scoured the internet in search of

diets, i liked one diet, it’s called exclusive, you can eat everything, but you can’t swallow it. i decided to try the japanese diet, rice, in the morning i ate boiled japanese rice, in the evening i started speaking japanese, i say only three words: autumn i want meat, autumn hoshu, then i went on a berry diet. i ate all day strawberries, wild strawberries, blueberries, but by the evening i was hungry, i ate my favorite berries, sausage, boiled boiled pork and kebab, tried

a liquid diet, you can’t eat anything, you can only drink, first i drank green tea, then compote, then... a bucket of borscht, it didn’t help , i don’t know what to do, but no diet helps, i was told that it’s very good to go to the pool, i went for a week, the result was zero, but then they told me that i should not only go to the pool, but swim in it, no , i won’t give up so easily, no, i won’t give up, no, no, i bought a slimming film, i brought it home, undressed, wrapped myself in film from head to toe so that the neighbors wouldn’t smell of food, put on a gas mask so that it would be

impossible to go near the refrigerator , put on my skis, then as luck would have it, my mother-in-law arrived and saw me naked, covered in film, in a gas mask, on skiing, in the summer, the sector looked at me and said: yes, all my life i knew that you were weak, so what? oh, well, since regular diets don’t help, i decided to fight with a radical method, switched to a starvation diet, it’s called the last way, 5 days, nothing at all is allowed there is, in general!