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tv   Poslednii bogatir Poslannik Tmi  RUSSIA1  December 30, 2023 8:45pm-10:41pm MSK

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marin, what happened, did someone offend you? everything is fine? well, of course, you’re fine, you’re sitting there, hiding from the camera, tell me, what happened? vadim, everything is fine. well, excuse me, but i met your mother today, she came to us for groceries, that’s how many times you can tell her, and that she carried the heaviest bags, but don’t worry, i helped, walked me home, she, by the way , invited me to visit, your mom is cool, yes. look,
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do you want me to treat you to tea? i can’t leave the post for a long time, so let’s sit, monitors let's turn it on, there's a romantic evening parking lot , let's go, oleg, wait, please, listen , i understand you're in pain right now, but you...
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that's it, screw you, let him in, vadim, don't touch him, oleg, let him in, don’t touch me, oleg, don’t touch him, he’s me, let go of the girl, quickly, let go of the girl, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts
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, well, let’s drink tea, but mom, i don’t want to, thank you, you need to somehow distract yourself, develop, here you are right, i just can’t stop thinking about him, mom, maybe we can go somewhere and relax together, yeah, well, like before, i you and romka, rekush, i have a tournament the day after tomorrow, next week i go to work, i completely forgot that you now have a new life, are you not interested in us now? you have work, tournaments , vikusha, if you want, i’ll drop everything, let’s go together , mom, you’re doing everything right, i was the selfish one who believed that you should only deal with us, our problems, what a selfish person you are, who’s going to take me to ballroom dancing? sent, and that's where it all started, it was jordan's idea, he was worried that you would be sad when we left, with sick dancing clearly better, hypocrite. no, vika, jordan
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is right, it was i who bothered you, it was i who hid the documents, i called the embassy, ​​mom, i understand that you want the best, but there is no need to shield him, he will fly away tonight, this will all finally end, i’ll go and lie down, i ’m tired, hello, yes, yes, i don’t see you, where are you standing, entrance? number four, so what, where to the left, yes i’m telling you, go into the yard, what a barrier, jordan, you’re back, but i can’t fly away without a wiki, without rum, i wanted to talk to you, this is for you, thank you, tell me , how can i make friends with you, how can i prove that i’m not a bad person, that i love vika, that i can be a good father for roma, tell me, how, what to say, what to do? have you
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done everything, what about the flowers? no, not flowers, you 're back! jordan, you will forgive me, i was so selfish, i thought only about myself, about how i would be here alone without roma and without... because of my selfishness i did not see you, i am so glad that you are back, you're happy, yeah, let's go have tea, eh, it's true, they say that russians have a mysterious soul, get used to it, or else it will happen, but you never know what he said, all is not lost, confess your love to him, it should work, he loves her, nothing, they can still get together, give birth to children, this is... unlikely, an abortion during the first pregnancy , and the rh factor is negative, there is a risk that this olga will never have children again, that she knows about this, i gave her booklets about the dangers of abortion, but she is unlikely to read it, i know this category of women, well,
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why you are worried, this pregnancy is an accident, you should have become pregnant, this alexandra, not she, faith, children are born not from well-thought-out plans, but from love, when she must have an abortion, today. maybe i’ve already done it, here on the third floor, marin, olga, hello, i wanted to get pregnant from your husband, from your ex-husband, but he refused, he really wants to have it. believes that they should be born out of love, and he is right. why are you telling me all this now? i don't know what to tell you so that you can hear me. if you have an abortion now, you may
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never be able to have children again. you have the first pregnancy, rh factor negative. have you even read the booklet? here, read it. it’s all written here, goodbye, but it’s okay that your boyfriend will be in a cast at a party, and i’ll personally paint your cast, you’ll be in trend, well, that’s it, bye, i still need to do english, bye. i won’t interfere, no, of course , what are you writing, homework is a hobby , it doesn’t hurt much, no, oleg, i’m mom, i know everything,
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i know that you and your father are getting a divorce, that we are strong, that you cry at night. i read your stories, it’s amazing, it’s so honest, so truly about life, literature is a profession, you’re great, thank you, listen, mom, can i ask you something, of course, whatever you want, i heard you’re on tour. tomorrow, maybe you’ll go to the dance , you need to unwind, oh, no, i’m afraid i ’m not in the mood for a tournament right now, i think they really need your support, stomp there, shout, our rumba is the best, get out of the blues,
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get out of it longing, so, well, it turns out, i need to make an appointment for makeup and hair, of course, i love you very much, i love you too. dad. she will come. ladies and gentlemen, the favorite dance competition is declared open. and the first dance of our program is sambo. you are invited to the parquet. couples number 107, couple number 95, 255 and 288, guys , we have a disaster, katya called, she’s in some kind of incredible traffic jam, there’s no metro nearby, nothing, according to the navigator it’s 4 o’clock, what
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to do, a couple has been announced from the club , but we have a wonderful couple, kostya and rita. exactly, great idea, guys, i'm not against it, rita, no way, rita, this will affect the reputation of our club, i... but no, well, you can forget about your problems for a while and perform for our sake, rita, please, save the situation, and even if i agreed, i simply don’t have a dress, i don’t have a dress to perform in this, also, by the way, i don’t have a suit, we’ll decide, i can give you my dress, olya, i withdrew my candidacy from participation, guys, sorry, you won’t speak, will you? i wanted this so much, yes, i really wanted it, but the doctors said that it could be dangerous in my position,
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thank you, rita, you have 5 minutes of willpower, it seems our plan worked, kostya, let’s go, i ’ll root for you, hi again, that's all okay, they won't perform, so you can come.
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after what konstantin did on stage, we are preparing two couples for the next tournament: rita and kostya, ekaterina and mikhail, you danced wonderfully, thank you, what are you, you would be worried, of course, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. and i, well, no, you were generally as steadfast
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as you could be, my hands were shaking, at some point, right before i was a teenager, for you, hello, can i sign up for the dance, of course, hello, well done, how come?
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i wonder if it will pass by or not. edya, cabbage, well, send you for death, please, ah we continue our conversation with family psychologist viktor ivanovich, cabbage, you promised to name seven signs that your family life is coming apart at the seams, i advise listeners to arm themselves with a pencil or pen, as you know,
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it increases when conflicts in the family last for years, this often leads to serious nervous state, yes, the pressure is rising, victor. and lord, and fedya, cabbage, and now the machine, i’m coming, i’m coming, has cut down, yes, hedgehog, your division, mashenka, mashenka, i ’m eating right now, my dear, there’s devastation in the house, it’s lightning catches it, mashenka, with one lightning you can
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illuminate a whole city for a month, she ran away, the infection, now, now, now, look 1 2 3 4 1 2 op, everything is there, come on, come on, come on, well- ok, ok, and the network, ok, ok, ok, that’s it , ok, sank forward, ok, a little bit, ok, ok, ok, a little bit, ok, look, that’s it, ok, that’s it, ah, ok, so, say , mom, what, cabbage, cabbage, here it is, the car, here it melted a little, but i tried it, it’s delicious, well, i asked you this morning to calm down. well , why am i, what am i, why are you, why are you with yours i'm fed up with inventions, my daughter and her fiancé are coming, so, now, i want
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to be in time before they arrive so that, what kind of groom is this, huh? something got all dressed up, the fox is getting married, but they simply forgot to tell their father, how can i tell you, damn, well, tell me, well, how can i tell you, you can’t hear me , you have other more important things, you have me, damn why are you standing there looking at me, honey, the train is in 15 minutes, like in 15 minutes, why in 15? viktor ivanovich, let's summarize. so, if out of the seven points you checked at least three, the situations are very serious.
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listen, dear, i’ve heard something more than once, but does moskovsky have a number from the tail or from the head? and he’s the one from the tail, what, what, what , what, what, i say, from the tail or from the head, no, i ’m serious now, yes, seriously , the moscow one has already met, now the st. petersburg one will come, they’re drinking there without me, they'll eat it all up, don't go there, watch out. am i a fox or something? wow, your division,
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lost soul, and we were looking for you there on the pyron, wait, what, well? stop, but your mother said that you are not alone, yes not alone, now he gets out, it’s in the carriage, there was a long line, and what about the cart? yes, i’m watching , i’ve already found the rapist, dad, dad, this is my fiancé, georgie, dad, yes, he really loves russian literature, that’s the only correct thing to say, not a rapist, a rapist, well, at least not a maniac. dad, i apologize to myself , lord george peakcock, it’s very nice, lord, yes
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, lord, that was our dog’s name, it died, dad, well, yes, okay, so what, six seats, dad, he’s very, very, very good, i understand, but it couldn’t be better, yes, we’ve been with him for six months already together, here's dad, listen, we're on paruchakov
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, okay, how, well, how, how does he need to rehearse, he has a competition in paris in 2 weeks, well, of course, a competition, it's more important, of course, dad, stop it, why? you’re so right away, i’m telling you, we didn’t just come like that, we came to ask for blessings, well, that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, it’s clear, everything is clear. good, kind, like you, dad, yes, i understand, sweet, petya, listen, yes, i found out that you are coming, here, this is this, and this is, this is this miracle ice cream, like you love. well, thank you, thank you, it ’s all fine, so come straight to me, i mean, to you, well , i opened a restaurant, let’s sit, eat,
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chat about life, and what kind of heck is this? this is to sing, this is my fiancé, georgie, from england, arriving, right? i have a mother who is russian , that’s it, yes, well, i’m glad, so, listen, in short, i’ve got some things to do here, i’m the same, well, i’ll see you later, it’s uncle fed, it’s you, it’s okay, that’s it, don’t worry .
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and so am i. welcome, my little penny, yes, dad, help you, no, daughter, sit down, sit down, don’t get wet!
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lis, well, lisa, why are you so alarmed, and is he talking about the technical inspection, or what? i don’t give a damn, but i’ve been driving without a license for a year now, as if without a license, little by little, well, 220, 230, dad, wait, why were you deprived of it, really? yes,
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i got a lot of bark beetles. i have gasoline leaking there, or the brake pads are old, i don’t remember something, now here are the pads, yes, calm down , yes, calm down, i can brake normally with the gearbox, joji, don’t worry, it’s just the chief of police, dad doesn’t like it, that’s it, doesn’t like it, we get a year in prison for this in england, so your steering wheel is on the other side, yes , you jinxed my old lady, that oh,
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“dad doesn’t have a license, and we’re also being driven by a drunk driver petya, and that i’m an uncle, i honestly, i don’t understand, i have the most serious intentions , i opened a restaurant, i opened it, three points on the market, two tents, boomer bought flowers, brought ice cream, what else do you need from me, i don’t understand, well, relax, well, georgie, well, five feet, five feet, you’re in a tailspin ahead of time don’t come in, we’ll see what kind of lord this is, this idiot, these, these are very correct thoughts, to hell with him, but no, yes, yeah, yeah.
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well, cross, well, mother, oh, oh-oh-oh, a real lord, mother, well, you can’t, you can’t, oh well, well, that’s what glory really feeds with fables, let’s go to the table, yeah, what are you writing now ? , uh, what am i saying, you write that it’s de profundis, that it’s from the abyss, which means, yeah, it’s
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armor. here is lyonka, you see, this is not what he wrote on the fence, but this is lyonka, lyonka, my son, her brother, and this too, well, go, go, give way, change seats, listen, but i, and i after all, i listened to all your recordings while i was milking the goat, that’s why her milk disappeared, mashenka, you can ask , please help me with the tomatoes, here, come, come here, put away the phone, here, here, come, come here, no, talk, come here, talk, here, okay, what does this mean? you are my legal wife, you’ve already known about this zhorik for six months, and you’re silent like a partisan, but i wouldn’t confess under torture, that’s why, petka duvanov, klizi, and edok, you almost tortured him to death, well, okay, okay, i
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went too far with petka, but petka is his miracle. and don’t understand what it means, don’t understand that because of this i i would have gotten married myself, yeah, i understand, that means you made me look like a fool, fedya, don’t talk about it, right? you made a fool of yourself, you have only one job in your head, and your storage device, the infection takes it away, why the infection, the chinese from china called me, they said that they could give me a grant for completion, so live with the chinese, but the banks, the banks, now , now there are banks, yeah, here ’s one, here’s the second, yeah, wait, wait, wait, masha , what are you doing, what are you waiting for, i’ve already served my time, there are two strangers in the house, why do i need this, how why, we are a family, we have lyonka, fox, family , now she’s an adult, i’ll raise lyonka myself, we don’t have a family, masha, masha, i’m already 50 years old, masha, i ’m your inventions, i
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endure devastation only for the sake of the children, you know that, dear, i made a decision, if you harass zhorik, you will break the foxes’ fate, i’ll file for divorce, of course, i’m better off alone than with such a patison, edison.
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well, why are you silent, come on, tell me, tell me , he’ll drink now, oh, what kind of foreign tourists, we’re amazing here, we’ve all seen them at one time or another, there were both mongols and french. and the germans drove everyone away, well, you too, as they say, welcome, chis, this is what happened just now, this
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is how they do it, yes, yeah, near the zero finish, good, hot, thank you. let's go, it's customary for us to clink glasses, and not like that , to eat in the same mug, uh-huh, let's go, i would like
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to say a toast, finally, i'm very pleased to meet you, although we are people of different generations , send me a photo where. photo, yes, as you say, the further from you, the better, george wanted to say that the further the distance, the stronger the feelings, sorry me, please, i’m very worried, liza
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and i are late for the train, he’s joking now, yes, no, no, that’s how they do it, that’s it... we arrived, checked in and bye-bye, yes, that’s it, that’s it it’s their custom to mash, what, how, well, somehow, but i didn’t understand something, but no, that is, what is it take out? will you get up? fox, how is this? lis, i thought you were going to stay , but how can we celebrate the wedding, they wanted to celebrate the wedding in such a small circle, modestly, about 200 people, and why have you already written off, no, no, but what if the kids go, mom? , and what, the main thing is, don’t worry , wait, liza and i weren’t going to get married, so who understood, yes, we weren’t going to, that... everything suits us, well, of course, everything suits
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him, mash, well, of course, here’s liza, let me introduce you, a real lord peacock, he's about to make you a child, and right away, jump, peacock, dad, yes, cheese, these are pubs, this is the grandmother of one bad boy. my father demands that i urgently send him a photograph of my bride, hello, come, otherwise there won’t be any money, look how beautiful she is, we’ll paint her and dress her up. will force, my
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the bride must be a diamond, you’re not even a diamond yet, but i need a diamond, you know, i still need diamonds, i’ve sketched out a plan of approximate actions, we have three very busy days ahead of us, what if she falls in love with you, and what then, i’ll give you money, i’ll send you home, and if you love her, beauty and the beast, january 2 on rtr. we are pleased to welcome you to the main music festival song of the year! when there is joy in your heart, when it’s new year, the sweet taste of raspberries on your lips, happiness, fulfillment of desires, health for everyone, it’s impossible do without the song! i took
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the keys of my heart, you are irresistible, like in the prima ballet, the most russian hit about my kind soul, and let my heart be poured out for those whom i do not ask, you will say a song, happy new year, friends, hurray, the song does not say goodbye to you, song of the year january 1 and 2 on rtr. this girl works miracles, it ’s not me, it’s all the perfume, they come to me. the secret of lilith. from january 2 on rtr.
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lisa, why aren’t we going, i need to rehearse, not drink vodka, your dad, if we don’t leave in 5 minutes, two tickets will be lost, a miracle in moscow for 2,350 rubles. non-refundable ticket to paris 12,300 and hotel reservations , calm down, george, well, you can’t measure everything with money. that’s the thing, what’s the matter , the point is that everything should be according to plan, but how should everything be according to plan, if my parents are about to get divorced, it doesn’t count, my 5 years were divorced, it still doesn’t they could, you couldn’t, but with me it’s either together or in pieces, so georgie, you love me, yes already... 7 months and 13 days, well, let’s
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give in to mom, please, listen, we we we'll live a little, we'll have a wedding there, i i’ll just try them on, and it will be quick, you won’t even notice, please, please, but for the competition, i’ve been preparing for 3 years, so you can rehearse here, where in the bathhouse, let’s go. let's go, here, here, oh no, i once went to a russian bathhouse to feel the russian spirit, the acoustics are very hot. horror, well, i can’t, i can’t, that’s it, i can’t, george, i can’t, i can’t leave, that’s it, i can’t quarrel with my parents, i want to reconcile them , well, let’s stay, please, i want
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do. you'll get an offer in five years, by which time i expect to receive stable income, plan our future life, okay, i agree, i really do. “i love you very much, well , it’s good that you’re staying, tomorrow we’ll start preparing for the wedding, ah-ah-ah, mom, everything
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, thank god, there’s money, so zhorik, come on, call your mother, mom ..." she can’t, in africa she treats scabies with mud, but is she using her own mud, or what? yes, she’s my doctor, everything was decided, everyone got married, i’m like furniture here, right, fedya, what are you doing, nothing, nothing, where did you put your pants on, huh? well, his dirty pants haven’t dried yet, don’t pay him any attention attention, he is this patison, well , you can’t call mom, call dad, dad can’t do it anymore, he’s dead. and lord, lord, are you my orphan? mom, well, he’s not an orphan , his mother doesn’t have him in africa, that’s right, you’re not an orphan , you have a mother and a father, at least every hour , come to me
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, son, you can’t do that, i’m not here, dad, i’m not here, dad, i say, you can’t do that, you’ll only get married through my corpse, it’s on your tongue, ah, dad, that’s enough, validol, you don’t need any validol, well, dad, well, daddy, well, dad, i’m your good daughter, well.. ... yes, but about the lord, why was she silent, so that you would harass him like petka , i went too far with petka, i regret it, i went too far with petka, i went too far with petka, and you didn’t let anyone near me, i already love you, very , very, very, i want you i was happy, how happy will i be, alone
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or something, but it’s better to be alone than with this tourist who will take you away. remember what their name was, i thought you would graduate from the energy sector, return to the miracle, continue our dynasty, and you got involved with this, you dasha zemlyanu, remember that storka came out, and well... where is she in turkey in grief, in grief, third wife, she gave birth to her fourth child, she has no time to go outside, dad, so what, george, you’re not like me, or maybe he’s a spy, for sure, for sure,
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for sure, you are for him, that’s so, that’s a legend, he came to miracles it’s not a blessing to receive, but... the secret of my storage is a hundred, what are you , yes, the chinese are cutting off my phone, well , the bride, well, dad, if you get to know him , you’ll definitely love him, but he’s so good, well, really, very good , you don’t believe it, no, i don’t believe it, well, wait, you run away all the time, okay, dad, well, try it then how do you want a little song? aren’t you afraid that no matter how you sing, i’ll sing for you, dad? i’m even grateful, yes , yes, it turns out i didn’t love him like that at all, this is childhood, or something
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, but for true love nothing is scary, so i’m not afraid, it’s clear, and that if he doesn’t stand it, you will fulfill your father’s will, you did, mine, well, dad, that’s it. everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, an agreement is more valuable than money, yeah, yeah, everything, everything, everything, yes, yes, yes, yes, but he will sleep in the bathhouse, like in a bathhouse, dad, what in the bathhouse, like this, dad, this is some kind of equipment, but be quiet,
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please, be quiet, don’t bother me, i don’t hear anything, what, what, what, your son-in-law is a virtuoso, which one should i take, and he’s bleeping and bleeping , you don’t understand anything, you yourself don’t understand anything, i’m nothing. i don’t understand, i’m a choirmaster with thirty years of experience, okay, okay, i’m kidding, listen to me, you’ll test zhorik, i ’ll keep my word about the divorce, i understand, but can we go back? everything around here is the same, let's go out, let's go out, through the moss, through the trees, oh, there are anthills, you
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served in the army, afghanistan, my dad sent me, yeah, well, that means you were taught how to navigate the terrain, yes, but the anthills weren’t there, well, if you served, then guess the riddle, the green one with spots is jumping, and the octopus, zhura, well, that’s where it comes from? we have octopuses here, and oh, zhora , remember, the russian forest is like our whole life, if you don’t get your bearings, you’ll get lost in your personal life, i understand, you want to show me russian life, nicholas ii also loved to chop wood and clear snow, yes , well, i don’t promise you snow, just chop it, yes, chop this tree, and i’ll go. wait, i'll look, green in spots, green in spots,
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and the first one, he’s faithful, oh, don’t give me up. borya, bor, it’s true , well, you and i will never be allowed to rehearse in the concert hall, well, bor, bark beetle, that’s enough, how much can you fake, you’re spoiling the whole choir there , it’s still unknown who’s fake, yes, petrov, i ’m here i’ll also find out how you got married the second time, without getting divorced the first time, it’s very interesting, how without getting divorced, just like that. why not get divorced? so stop! enough, stop all this talk! that's it, rehearsal is over! on tuesday at 5:00 without delay! march, what are you, me
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it’s okay to go after your mother, what? you normally attack your mother, yell, well, you don’t know loudly, that’s good, how many times should i say it? well, stop it, when i screw up the personnel in the office, my saucers generally burst, of course your saucers burst, what? listen, you something that i look bad, yes yes you look fine, maybe you are rehearsing with me, individually, as if, what, well, in private, in pain, leave me alone, without you, sick, what is it, what it’s sickening, is it yours, again, he’s being a bully, mash, if you if you want, i’ll put your fyodor in jail, because he’s eaten too much white stuff, he’ll put him in jail, teaching notes. well , you're wound up, green, stained, green,
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stained. hmm, hello, frog, oh, green spots are jumping, frog, although not very green, theodore! this is a frog, fyodor, fyodor, where are you, so could, so, from the north
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side, oh from the north side. it should be on the north side, here he is everywhere, maybe they have the north everywhere, an anthill, what? fedor! what's wrong with you, autumn, what's wrong with you? don’t you see firewood kalya, but where is zhurik? i don’t know, i thought he was already at home, we’re at lost in the forest, did you leave him in the forest? how can you say such things, i said, you’re lost, because you’re normal, you
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decided to play susanina, but nothing... will become your zhorik, and i’ll at least talk to liska calmly. by the way, where is liska? i was following you . in the forest? yes, she said, if daddy starts to rage, she will come to the aid of her beloved. hello, guys, to the main miracle electrician. listen, haven't we seen the fox? no, what? did you get lost in the forest? eh, what were you thinking? nothing, nothing, there's a bear in the forest showed up. came he's going wild, he's stealing vitka's cattle, did he steal the beast? no, no , almost dragged her away, she took over the garden with her zucchini, great, paratrooper, why is a paratrooper, well, green camouflage, shot out of the sky, here is a paratrooper, daddy’s favorite riddle, and russian
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humor, well, you’re cute, stuck- then , get out of here, well, there are no other people in the forest , ew, shoot, oh, juji, i'm sliding, no, lisa, honey, please don't slide, i can't help but slide, jonji, you're cool, i'm not anymore i’m slipping, oh, lisa, i’m very sad, why? we can die and never truly learn from each other, then tell me your worst secret, okay, i lost my father’s fortune at cards, so i’m forced to study music, now you, what am i, the worst thing is, yes, i want to know if you had
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anyone before me, georgie, i mean? before you, lisa, speak quickly, he is already climbing, okay, okay, lisa, speak, name is, lisa, speak, dad, lisa, i’m here, everything is fine, everything is fine, everything, everything is fine, everything, lisa, everything, that's it, take it, take it, take it, yeah, ok, lisa, everything is fine, everything, now i ’ll catch my breath and we’ll start. and keep going down slowly, lisa, just be careful, if something happens to me, i won’t get into the competition. juju, calm down, please, just a little, listen, and if he ate them, leaving people in a known helpless state, article 125 of the ukrainian criminal code, up to a year in prison, are you overheated, i’m overheated, there’s something bark beetle in the comments lena wrote, look,
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okay, good to shoot, good, go to the rooftops to chat. everything is fine, fine, zhorik, let's go with me to the roof, otherwise you have servants there, they probably do everything in england, but i don’t have a servant, how are you a lord, fedya, i just, i just want to see what he’s like on the farm , that’s all. what is it, look what it is, these are mittens, so that nothing else happens to your hands, come on already, zhorik, come on, what is it, but it’s stuck, it’s clear, come on already, lord, oh, listen to how you’re doing afghanistan? and you probably ate pearl barley in the warehouse while everyone was going to the mountains, give me an antenna here, i’ll do everything myself, oh dear mothers,
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oh-oh-oh, how did you climb the tree, but of course not, if there was a bear here, you would probably be sitting right here on the antenna, lenka? stop filming , oh-oh-oh, zhorik, how are you going to live with your loved one, hold it, yes, yes, hold it, oh, i understand, so, so, ah, this is for you, don’t pill the violin, that - it’s beautiful, wow, well , look, well, look, it’s like new, beautiful and most importantly... all this has come into fashion again, and sit like a glove on you , wait, look, it’s all eaten, well so what is it here, oh, fedya, and dad, and
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god, god, i'm wound up, yoka makaryokh, and there 's your lord on the roof, the letter zyusta... lisa, he wants to kill me, zhorik, let's go to the bathhouse and take a steam bath, and lisa, can we have some vodka, yes,
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remember, it's a lie, that's hot , this is cold, look, don’t scald yourself, otherwise i ’ll have to make excuses in front of the queen of england, but how good, oh, and now about the main thing, i need a fox, a real man, you know, and not some english guy , well, it doesn’t matter, phew, you won’t understand the russian soul, you won’t understand, i’m a russian mother, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you’re not a match for her, well, no steam, no steam, what am i saying, no steam, no steam, i’ll add now, come on, fly up, fly up, a real man is not
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afraid of steam, don’t be afraid, be patient, look, my vice don’t go away, who am i, no, me, come on! fedor, fedor, wake up, now, now, eh!
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that, oh, thank god, lord, stop, smear, god, yoshkin’s cat, didn’t give in, oh, videnka, videnka, lord, god, my little one! well , come on, come here, where you came out in a white dress, the groom is here, lord, it’s a bad omen, and gnetsovskaya house, 30, run quickly, yes, lord, my little dear, come on , lord, come on, little darling, i feel bad, but little darling, you definitely didn’t take the key to the stash, what kind of stash, well, which one, which one, for a cow, i have no idea, just... everything is spinning
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, but listen, i have to take money to the restaurant, to the wedding salon, give an advance payment, lord, masha, what a wedding now, until i recover, while i go to the sanatorium, what sanatorium, baby, i’ll give you a sanatorium, so that in 2 hours you will be at home, understand me, masha, i feel bad, mashenka, lord, masha, i feel bad, ma, things, where are you taking things, for disinfection, you’ll be discharged , we’ll give it back, wait, where, where are they going, masha, oh, bad , of course, don’t forget to thank dzhorik, your rescuer, yes, yes, yes, with that, did you jump into the fire, drunk, why, plane , they were having exercises, and this one was blown into the forest by the wind, there was a fire in the forest, well, and this... and i
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got into trouble with the cook, he says, i don’t report to borscht-potatoes, so by the hair in the pan, yes , i remember you, you are from the bathhouse, by the way, you are studying, your pajamas are neat, everything is tidy, otherwise in the neighboring rooms they drink like nothing in yourself, in the staff room, 3 liters of alcohol were missing, they will be found, they put the points , well done, just change the water, otherwise , in my opinion, the roots have rotted, nothing was missing, normal alcohol, what is england, purely, well.. .. you got into the competition,
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i could jump out of a plane, and gosh, so that my wife finds out, picog, they came to you, so, what does it smell like here? and why did you immediately get alarmed in the bathhouse, and in the hospital, maybe i just lay down to rest, and you immediately put your hands in boiling water, he’s a hero to me too, well... okay, okay, whoever ’s old will remember there’s eye, there, sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, paratrooper, why is the paratrooper , the green one with spots is jumping, well done, listen, if you and liska, like normal...
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warned that he was coming, that he had serious intentions, we would have gotten to know each other like human beings, well who would be against it then, otherwise hello, dad, we're leaving in 15 minutes, who's thinking about it, wow, no, it's not mine, it's a stash, why, oh, okay, come on. come on, family life isn’t that titillating yet, oh, some motherfucker, give it here, oh well, i’m not listening, hello, hello, joji, hi, mom, why don’t you call your mother , are your hands withered, hello, mom, i’m just uncomfortable right now, hello, what’s the weather like there, did you take your umbrella, your pajamas? i
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'll call you back later. oberush and a sleep mask, didn’t you forget? did not forget. paris is a city of temptations. don’t even think about giving in to them, because of random connections you may fail the first round. don't leave your room, take a sleeping pill. no, two are better. and go to bed immediately. fyodor, is there more than one there? hello hello. and mother, that she doesn’t know about the fox, yes, but what about her? you hide it, but i think i understand. so, are you and liska just having fun? no, do you have random connections in every city? no, no, no, fedor, you misunderstood, fedor!
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great, uncle fey, you’re healthy , you see, you hear, but what do they really say, that your son-in-law is in the bathhouse at the haidoks, they say they give chickens, petya, go, you see, i’m a sportsman, yes, hear, i ’m also saying that our uncle- then some kind of english girl, but not in real life, and you? that i promised to beat off the fox, i turned on the back one myself, yes, my uncle fed doesn’t have a back one, i’m just thinking about it, how beautiful is this, while you think about it, the fox will get married, give up the jacket, and
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please, boda, who fights every day for anyone, it’s who said so, me, petya, me, but this is very unprofitable for your age category, because interest is 16 per annum, well , listen, why do you need money at all? “girl, imagine if your husband took 4,000 from the stash and squandered it, i ’m not married, tell me, are you the same husband who squandered 4,000 from the stash, well, i
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’ll deny it here, no, i just said that figuratively , it's me, i look like a person who can take 4000 from the stash and spend it, okay, give me your sixteen percent loan, passport, please, certificate, what kind of certificate, and there it was, yes, but i don’t see average income, my average income is very, very high, okay, yes, vaccine from anthrax, rabies, what, where, and this was given to the veterinarian for piglets. yes, rabies , that means so, man, i don’t need your rabies for nothing, you understand, i need a certificate from an individual from the place of work, about income, that you receive at least 60,000 a month, how much? 60,000 a month, only 60, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh,
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help, okay, i'll get high, go ahead. over this year we have become one big family, so i propose to spend 2023 together to meet 2024, yura shatunov’s wife svetlana, his son dennis and daughter estella, again a holy night only for her.
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his method is to work on himself, i really want to go to the trickery, this is a very dangerous place, i’m going to the trickery myself. i don’t go without a kostet without a whip, well, look what happened to him , he was killed, tell me, your scarf, his motto, i don’t believe it, because everything you just told is not true, still i don’t believe that ksenia andreevna could have killed, which means we need to look for the real killer, his system works... flawlessly, what can you say, stanislavsky, cunning, the sign of four, an unusual dramatic twist, just like shakespeare, the first. like a fresh wind with
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a squadron of its songs. 55 years of the stage, my friends, 55 years, saol, who asked for the persecution, did not raise my hand to shoot, my only one, with a hoop with the wind. on rtr, everything about the elections in russia, we will tell
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you in detail, it’s not difficult to understand them, it’s important, it’s honestly convenient, why watch elections, a proud grandfather came home, i was sent from the party as an observer, i will watch over the elections, so that the people and election commissions do everything according to the law, as in spy films, i am a secret. i immediately dressed up my grandfather as a new agent and got him binoculars, i have such vision that i can see any violation like an eagle, besides, i went through special training, according to russian law , a smartphone is enough for me, now my grandson knows which icon to press in the procedure i’m trained, i bought a cooler camera, i’m a friend, i won’t be lost, i won’t let society down, i’m free to choose in the country. important, honestly convenient, and i, oh, seryoga, hello
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, great, hello, embroidered, alive, that means , but they say, they evaporated to death, more alive than all the living, yeah, oksana shkoleevna, i thought the chinese would give me a grant, they are pulling a cat. for details, what kind of look do you have, athletic, don’t ask for money, i won’t give it , i received my salary 2 months in advance, i would like a salary certificate, but that’s possible, but not about mine, twice as much, what the hell are you talking about? , you want to take me to the monastery, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, “this is what i’m talking about now
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i thought, you have placed an unbearable burden on your gentle female shoulders, you are young, beautiful, you, oh, a wise leader, fire, not a woman, well, take it easy, take it easy, i mean it in the good sense of the word, well..." well, come on, keep on stealing." i answered, darling, today from above, someone is showering white flowers. light the stove for me, make a bed. there is a blizzard in my heart without you. who is it? pushkin. i didn’t know, fyodor, that you were like that? read more. i'll read. i'll read, i
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'll even sing. and let's have some coffee this evening. where could he have touched that key? look for more oh, mom and grandma grandma, what the hell, i finally got the chance, i seem to have gotten better,
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well, they let you out, mom, they don’t let you go to the sanatorium, they discharge you, but... she ran away, to help, herself, herself, herself, hello, granny, hi, lenka , film everything i say, in general, i came up with everything , you can’t save on such an important event, there are more guests so that the whole city knows, grandma, so you already know, or what? i can’t say that i can’t wait for this event, but it’s time to accept the inevitable, mom, i’m so... what did you accept, mash, take away the joy, awkward, and don’t interrupt me, it means the car should be big, black, it’s, well , it’s long, a limousine, a limousine, a grandmother, well , it’s kind of black, kind of gloomy, just right for such an occasion , flowers of course, the restaurant is the
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best, well, wait, it’s better to pay a pretty penny, mom, well, don’t worry, i have money, i’m retired. 1060 i can, let it roar here like the last time, grandma, thank you very much, yes, good luck, but the monument is made of black granite, an obelisk, what a monument, mom, yes, what are you talking about, we’re talking about lida’s wedding we say, what a wedding, i’m talking about my funeral, oh, lord, well, mom, where are you from, what a cheerful person you are, will you live another 100 years, will you outlive us? yeah, how cheerful , they’re putting her in a coffin, the doctor said what he said, he says to dig more in the garden, why, grandma, should you get used to the land, and that you’ve decided to get married, i approve, oh, this is it, even if it’s a ruckus, in the end , okay, well, show your freedom. it’s also
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called a lord, so come on, help me, what have you done? they thought about three of them, only you were kicked out, one without a head, and the other without a leg, i’m the only one with arms, listen, well, in short, i ’ve known liska since the first grade, you know, i had to meet you, chat, find out what you are like,
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who you are, where you are from, we have to know who we’re marrying liska for, right? yes, and you need to organize a bachelor party, you don’t have anyone here, so let’s go to my cafe today at about 7 o’clock, thank you, but you’re welcome, hello, tanya. why are you calling? listen, i’ll give it to you ivanovich, this is it, i have something to do with you, listen, you can invite liska to a bachelorette party today, i’m paying the clearing, well, the fee is all yours, from what trouble, well, there’s one thing here, yes, straight teeth, clean whites, lack of live weight
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, grandma, he’s not a horse, well, let ’s live with this, we’ll fatten up nothing, if only there were bones, you understand something in russian, in russian in english, i have bilingualism, god , i didn’t have enough, i would be ashamed to brag, don’t be afraid of infecting ilisk with your bilingualism, grandma, bilingualism - when two languages ​​are native, it’s understandable, but that means that’s 650 thousand. this is also with the 30% discount that they give us at the restaurant, but how much is missing there? 400 in stash, plus fedina - salary for 3 months, which we did not give, well, about 150 is missing, so i give 40 funeral, lord, your word, expenses for
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the month, flannel pajamas, 40 pounds, can i donate to the wedding? show me, no, i don’t understand them, dear pajamas, hello everyone, oh, mom, i thought you were in a sanatorium? fedya, you definitely didn’t take the key to the stash, what key, no, i’ll go and lie down a little, i’m not feeling well, breast pocket, stand, god, how i forgot, really, yes. where is the money? maybe you spent it yourself, forgot, went wild, noha,
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so, we’ll find out everything now moms, we ’ll find out everything now, just be careful, little girl, everything there is so fragile, your legs, everything is fragile, that happened too. so what is this? yes, let me throw it away, let me throw it away, what, what? japanese accumulative battery misibuse, 4000, mom, yes, this was the cheapest one i took there, mom, look, look, fairy, are you a millionaire, come on, the chinese will give me a grant, so we’ll pay you back twice as much, hold your pocket wider. only i’ve been holding this pocket wide for 20 years, zhora, don’t be afraid, it’s a wedding will happen, even if the sky falls on your head, i’ll keep my word, damn, but with missy
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bussy, you got excited, zhurik, bless you, mashenka, masha, oh, don’t be afraid, lord, i ’ll get the money. it’s so good that you came, thank you, coffee, thief, mashenka, 25 years old, thank you, do you want to eat, no, thank you, sit down. “bor , i have a request for you, mash, no question, you know,
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i’m like cognac, i mean, 25 years of aging, i ’m waiting for what happened, yes, yes, fedya, i stole my stash and squandered it, theft with burglary, article 158, part two. in 3 days your husband is 10 i've been arguing for years, i'm sorry, this is professional, fight, i really need money for my daughter's wedding, masha, money is not a question at all, what are you talking about, how much do you need, give me 100, 200, 550. from this point of view, i understand, borenka, listen, if you don’t, you don’t have to at all, i don’t mean to offend you, you can
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, we’ll decide, i just need time, yeah, you can wait one day, yes, of course , thank you, great, masha, i have a counter request, go ahead. in fact, i’m married, well , i purely mean it in a businesslike way, let’s solve the financial issue. hello, georgie electrician zolotaryov is on the phone , what kind of electrician is he from chudov,
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oh, sorry, i must have made a mistake with the number, no, you are not mistaken, but i’m calling my son in paris, and he’s in chudov, what kind of chudov, this is how the city is, and he doesn’t rehearse here, and he doesn’t play shash, he’s all sorts of bullshit, and he wants to get married. my daughter is a scoundrel, i left my phone here somewhere.
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six pieces, gentlemen, yes, let's keep calm, save fluid, anna sergeevna, please, don't force it, don't force it, anna sergeevna, our hearts are weak, our blood pressure is high, anka, stop your tricks, you think my nerves will give way, don’t even count on it, how do you like that? well, let's play big? wait, i ’ll call my grandson now, let him bring the money, have you seen my second tie? no, what are you going to do about women? whatever it is, the chinese
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asked to take a photo. for a scientific journal, where are you going? but i don’t understand that i can’t dress decently for a rehearsal in some century, this needs to be cut off, hello, hello, georgie, georgie, hello, mom, where are you now? what are you doing right now? i in paris, at a hotel, rehearsing. you're lying, i just called the opera and you're not there. you're drinking in chudov with some electrician there. what's going on, can you explain to me? what's happening? what will happen to your competition? can you explain it to me or not? fyodor
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, well, let's go to the meeting, i've dreamed of going to england since school, the white house, bingbend, the effel tower, the effel tower to paris, and the white house, who cares, but...
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well, okay, snuggle up, somehow , yes, what are you squeezing, hear, come on, all yours, hold it, so, well, on the second, come on, petya, to me you still need to rehearse, that’s right, zhorik, don’t drink, otherwise you’ll get a copy, no. i don’t mean that, but it’s clear, it’s clear, you hear that you ’re making excuses, everyone understands everything, the english are dead, you don’t know how to drink at all , so okay, in short, let’s just drink, pour it, now that’s normal, that’s already good, that's it, the sucker swallowed the hook, then it's a matter of technology, drink quickly, soon ours, now
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let's go, let's go, come on, fox, thank you, girl, thank you, oh, i can see you from the window, you're so glowing, why are you like that it's obvious, isn't it? just don’t blindly notice, but you know, maybe it’s the last day of a happy life, why the last, why, do you remember olga, my sister, well, here you go, well, last year i met a guy, well, everything is a car, a house of its own, when working at a construction site, something is stirring up there, as it should be, they haven’t made friends for six months, there... they won’t let you lie, only the next morning they wake up to the doorbell, olga opens the door, and there is a woman standing there, and not alone, with a belly, pregnant , or something, triplets, sobs, says, he promised to marry, swore
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his love, what a bastard, wait, what’s next, what? further, and he turned out to be a decent guy , behind him, like behind a stone wall, well , that’s it for you, he divorced olga, well, what to do with it, just finish building up your belly, by the way, you don’t know, there’s yours - there was someone before you, listen, we need to find out, my, yeah , girls, that’s right, he told me that the past doesn’t matter, of course, especially if there are triplets there, it seems, you did everything better for you. see boris petrovich, well done, mashulya, please, borya, either in the common room, or
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i’m leaving, thank you, dim the lights. wait a second, waiter, are you ready to order? let me help, i would recommend jellied sitrino for your lady, there is also baked osjator, steam sterilized and lamb vertile, very nice, such a pleasant atmosphere, and you are so romantic, elegant, so you... asked me about the salary certificate, god bless her with help , okay, come on, give me some citrine, champagne, a bowl of fruit, in general, that's it, that's it, come on, that
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's it, yes, also, definitely this one, blah-mange, just like that, maybe you just imagined it ? save grandma mihai, somehow he doesn’t look like you, so my varka has come out, young man, maybe you can play with us, but i don’t really know how, come on... we don’t know how, sit down, we’ll teach you , come on, come on, juniper, burdock,
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no, no, almost, almost, this is crap, so give me the next penalty, the third stage , don’t let the sucker come to his senses while he’s on edge, give me the finale, this one... you’ll guess this one for sure, just go, it’s disgusting, it’s not disgusting, zhorik, it’s so on the deer’s antlers, you now just what you need, i’m telling you seriously, dessert.
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wow, and the italian has a ferrari and an owl at this estate... the nights are devouring, greece, well, elka cooked for them for a month, and then... she ran away, exactly what she was wearing, came to the embassy without documents, without
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money, all in flour, now the cuckoo has gone , she can’t eat anything, she weighs 40 kg, yeah , so it’s only george’s mother who doesn’t have any relatives, yeah, that’s right, but have you seen this mother, no, maybe she ’s sitting in a mental hospital and gnawing the door with her teeth? yes, really, lis, why doesn’t he show you? zhorik, will you treat me? i'll treat everyone now. now let's try my cocktail. this is my signature, the only thing i learned in
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college. every time i warn you, be careful on new year's eve, otherwise i will have to work. sklefosovsky, new season in the new year on рrt. my father demands that i urgently send him a photograph of my bride. build your plans, come here, otherwise there will be no money. look how beautiful she is. we'll paint it, dress it up, make it silent. my bride should be a diamond, you're not even a diamond yet, but i need a diamond, you know? reels are still needed. here i have sketched out a plan of approximate actions. yes. i'm looking forward to three very busy days. what if she will fall in love with you and that then i’ll give you money and send
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you home, and if you fall in love with her, beauty and the beast on january 2 on rtr, i love you , i’m blown away, every breath is like the first time, an empty beautiful frag, these are the clouds of europe! blue light, december thirty-first on rtr, it’s like... there is a person who
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knows something about oleg’s disappearance, this conversation won’t solve me, you need evidence, your revelations come to you when you are not ready for them, you you think that you are a hunter, and he is the game, but if it ’s the other way around, the secret is lilith, from january 2 on rtr. what was it? well, when you remember, you hit the stern bear in the jaw, when he started pestering me, and then you walked by and didn’t pass, well, what didn’t happen then. where are my 17 years old, yes, just a second, mash, i’ve been waiting for a long time,
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you know, i know how to wait, marry me. well, you tell me yes, but wait a minute, let’s go,
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we need a popular place, right? masha, there are two types of men, devoted like me, and ungrateful, i could of course say sympathy and all that, but you know, i’m even glad. "if you feel uncomfortable, we can leave, no, what are you talking about, we will stay, yes, it would be better if we let's go get some dumplings, we'd eat normally
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, we'd settle the issues." you're jealous, who am i, no, no, no, i'm calm , i'm calm, i'm like a tank, calm, like two tanks, like a division of tanks, i'm calm. i, yes , i rather, yeah, i understood, listen , there’s an emergency at petka’s cafe, what the hell, he got drunk and is making a fool of himself, my, yes yours, yours,
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dear guests, now a song competition is being announced, a battle of the titans, whoever is ready can me? thank you, well, who is against me? you know, one day it won’t matter. that we are with you, but it’s a pity, and not by chance, although it’s sad, february will come again, a long night until dawn, i can’t sleep a wink, the wind
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is cold, without disturbing us, you know, probably. it’s not true that we are with you, but it’s a pity, but it doesn’t forgive, doesn’t let go, windy sadness, on a sunny day the ice of the white river won’t melt, it ’s not with us, it won’t happen until...
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you know, what if you were normal man, i wouldn’t have to be here, oh , i had to, but i don’t see you suffering, you ’re crazy, you have to trust your loved one, yes, but this is your loved one, what? we play for everyone, i pass, where is the bachelor party, they relaxing there with the ladies. what kind of visa is this,
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tourist or work? yes, if the first time you overstayed, then deportation is mandatory? yes, yeah, i'll be there now. is it that i drank alcohol for 2 days in the hospital, so nothing takes me anymore, my activity is high, the level of dehydrogenase, hydra,
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what, george, i don’t know you at all, yes, i drank everyone in college too, george, yes , we haven’t finished, please, please, where do we stop, duvanov stood up, duvanov, oh, licking, now you’ll be so licked. that you are so slow-witted, but you can’t distinguish what’s mine from yours, come on, come on, i’ll tell you to attack a police officer, stop it, i answer, oops, well, what a cold moldovan, hide, come on, oops, well done, mikhasik, he’s done a lot, it can’t be, so get together duvanov, what’s calm, have you lost any fear at all? wait, i don’t understand, what’s happening now, i wanted
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the best, whether you understand it or not, i wanted you to see with your own eyes how wrong you were, oh, that’s it, you’ll save up for the funeral again, come , cheated, go to the market, granny, no, really, gal, know how losing, really, it’s embarrassing for you , well, it’s awkward, gal, ah, it’s embarrassing for you, man, you didn’t pay the check, so he’ll pay, ah-ah , it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, masha, masha, borya, borya, yes, i i was wrong, kivana, yes, yes, i think you are a man, and you are a beast, come on.
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i have such children, other mothers will die of envy, mom, mom, mom, mom, that’s it, i love you, i love you very much, oh, how glad i am that we are one family again, in our family they don’t pawn each other, on the phone with my mother, who said, i told the truth, and i also told the truth about the stash? that's it, stop, that’s it, we’ve had enough, everyone is free, wait, who
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said that, lieutenant colonel karoedov, well, no, i don’t need a giveaway from the enemy, i ’m staying, i’m staying too, call the english consul, yes, the queen of england, call, yes, dad, george . to go out , son, i really need to go out, i said, let's go out, quickly, oh, thank you, if it weren't for you, i wouldn't know, good morning, petrovich, greetings, hello, mash, you what, i ’m the moon for you, you’ll excuse me for ruining the evening, you’re the one who’s sorry, what are you, at the expense of money we... you march on me you can always rely, thank you, so , i don’t understand why he’s next to you again, do
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n’t come close to me, i can’t see you, excuse me, police, who’s in charge here, can you tell me how to find the zolotaryovs, but hello , it’s us, the zolotaryovs, and i’m the mother of the lords? george peacock, yes, hello, hello, hello, mom, ah!
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will you have jelly? no, no, thank you, how rough is your skin, do you blow cows, do you wash your hair in an ice hole? no, i'm studying at the institute. in the regional center for a livestock technician, at gunpoint, for a psychologist, mom, please, and you eat, eat, fill up, i ’m not feeding you, you’ll be fried, no, thanks, otherwise let’s put in, oh, what stains.

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