olechka, valechka, manechka, i’m upset, guy, nikita antonovich, what about the crazy mountain, what? that is, no, my number, a talking head, maybe like this, wait, my head is like this, well , what, they decided, they decided, are you coming, you? comrade varantsova, i’ll ask you to hand over the costumes and props, perhaps now, okay, to whom, here she is, fyodor nikolaevich, she’s short, fat, you’ll figure it out, no, everything will hang on me, nothing, take a thread. and

let me go, forgive me, i wanted to ask you something about fyodor nikolaevich, he’s your neighbor, yes, but you’ve already worked with him, what kind of character does he have, bad, yes, selfish, well, at least he ’s into something, tomatoes, please, please tell me, he’ll never tell you i like him, yes, he’s long, snub-nosed, here’s another thing, i’ll tell you a secret, i’m in love with him, well , there’s no reason why, but he’s married, and you know , they say that he has three children, two of them...

one in kamchatka, take the props, motorcycle, ends, goodbye, ah, two with penzi alone on the commemoration. volitka, read newspapers, buy them daily 20 a cop is not an expense, it is important that you are next to him, you understand, well, i understand, yes, and don’t forget to hang your portrait everywhere, okay, he will gradually get used to it.

well, my dear, we can assume that olechka is settled in, i’ll just lie down, now i can die in peace, popsicle, triportions, mashenka, it won’t be long before i die,

who am i telling to take a place, a place, eh? fyodor nikolaevich, what about lenochka? i'm not

lenochka, but ol? it’s not so difficult to remember, please excuse me, your loved ones, that tomatoes, but i can’t stand them since childhood, they give me something like nettles fever, terrible disgusting, oh-oh, how can this be?

what's wrong with you, you have your first public performance tomorrow, shame on you, you need to be able to control yourself under any conditions, shame on you

, you never know what happens in life, well, let's go, let's go, well, let's go, let's go, let's go , went. so that’s it, i won’t let you out into the arena like this, i’ll go to the director right now and declare that i absolve myself of all responsibility, that yes, yes, let him cancel the performance, that you understand what you ’re saying, i don’t care i'll go into the cage, no, i won't i’ll let you in, but i’m telling you, i’ll come in, don’t you dare, that is, no, but you understand what you ’re saying, i’ll come in. you'll go, no, i'll come in, that's character, well done, lena, i have a terrible character, a wonderful character, that's what tigers need, so he's not a tiger, he

's a man, you can't bow a little more modestly, well, such a success, i'm always i dreamed about this, thank you very much for everything, for everything, i’m happy for you, oh, and what men, listen, just for sure, honestly, don’t be angry, well, you’re talking nonsense, i understand everything perfectly your experiences, i know everything, you are married, you have three children, two in pensions, and one in kamchatka, you are crazy, i beg you, i’m coming, i’m coming, i’m coming.

goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, all the best, we came up with the idea, too, two in pension, who do you... such nonsense, lena vrontsova, lena, yes, don’t believe me, you can ask her yourself, and, by the way, she’s visiting tomorrow debut, what , she has a debut tomorrow, like tomorrow, dad wrote to me, oh, damn, listen, olya, i beg you, make sure your luggage is sent, i’ll go today, well, there’s no train today, nothing, i'll get there somehow, well, goodbye, that's all. long, snub-nosed.

well, like mommy, everything is very, very original, lenochka. “your father gave this medallion to me on the day of my first performance, behind this door an artist is born, yes, yes, me. i know, i was born too, there is no need to worry

lena before the performance, i beg you, dear, understand her condition, imagine imagine that in a few minutes you should enter a cage with tigers, suddenly they will start declaring their love for you, after them, how worried i am, what do you think? and i’m calm, uh, bastards, we are glad to welcome you to the main music festival song of the year, when there is joy in the heart, when it’s new year, the sweet taste of raspberries on your lips, i lost my heart. fulfillment of desires, health for everyone, it is impossible to do without a song

, i took the keys from my heart, you are irresistible, like a prima ballet, the most russian hit about my soul, and let my heart be watered for those whom i do not ask, you will not say a song , happy new year friends, yay, the song doesn't spin with you. song of the year today on rtr, turn off the car, i told you people from the car, i i’m telling you, the boy is completely out of his hands, major, you’ve reached the end of the rope, which means you’re ready for anything.

serf: people and pool, listen to me, let's make some noise! today on rta. you're looking at 100 to one. what is our task to open the entire scoreboard? can we handle it? if you ask, it’s a tricky one. everyone knows the name of which character from pushkin’s works.

if you win, then 100 to one, tomorrow on rtr.

and what are you doing with such a parade with a bouquet? yes, fyodor nikolaevich i have a decision, i want to urgently marry her in the village with her aunt, you know, in which case he will trample her husband with his foot listens, so why did he receive her consent?

children, well, when i don’t know myself, you just understand, the right moment comes to explain, and it’s that weight, who, language, yeah, yes, so i wrote a letter, fyodor nikolaevich, i don’t know, bad, good, here listen, hello, lena, no , you've got me...

to her, so that means no, you, listen, petya, i, no, no, no, fyodor nikolaevich, no, it won't work out that way, dad, i declare, well, urantsova, i’m not a superstitious person, not a feather in my cap, to hell, to hell, varantsova, i didn’t expect this, today, for the first time , a young artist elena varantsova will perform at our circus arena with a group of trained tigers.

back, approves. what does labor protection look for, what? such a wife is a serious prospect for family

life, well, her husband is a mosquito, look at how she tuts on the tigers, she will shout to you after sunset, ale mokin, uncle vasya, stop joking and you will jump from pedestal to pedestal.

can you, nikita antonovich, shake off the old days and start dancing on a horse,

congratulations, dear! my daughter, you probably want to be alone, pubka, petya, petenka. well, did the tigers eat me, did they eat me? oh, well alyonka, consider that i have aged

20 years this evening. you’re laughing, but i wasn’t laughing, let me drink some water, where’s your glass? oh, oh, okay, yes, maybe there is valerian, that’s the job, but they growl like animals, then... well, in general, it’s clear, elena vasilievna, elena vasilievna, hold the bouquet, it’s bothering me, don’t read it, what is it right there, do you hear, answer right away, hello, lena. well

, hello, petya, if the metal is heated white first, wait, what’s that? rationalization proposal, yes, you read , read on, a proposal, just not a rationalization proposal of the hand and heart, right there, you hear, lina, answer now. petya, petenka, you are my best, most kind, you are my only friend. do you just love him?

well, you won’t be nice by force. sorry! “fedya, i congratulate you, lena, with all my heart, thank you, with great success, thank you, that ’s all, congratulations, thank you, but there’s nothing to congratulate me with, fyodor nikolaevich.” i

will congratulate you, wish you happiness, great, great happiness, lena, sit down, len! i was wrong, len, i don’t know if you and i will ever be together, but if it’s one

month a year. a week, a day, that’s how i ’ll be with you now, i’ll be happy, and you, oh, what a shame it is to hug a married man who has three children, two in penzi, one in kamcha. oh, you're a bigot.

55 minutes and at exactly 18 our boat varna will leave the pier, let's hurry up, by the way, how much is the seed? 20 kopecks i’m just wondering why everyone has 10, and you have 20? because there are 20 more. well, you understand, this is odessa. sorry, please, can you tell me where mail, send me a letter.

what's the matter? hello, do you want to come in, hello, do you want to go, hello. yes, yes, don't worry, let it rise.

call pyatnisky so that for the sake of that holiday, exactly, you can get going, exactly, yes, get going quickly, i have a lot of things to do, that’s it, that’s it, i’m the captain, i’m giving the command, so you know. and so, firstly, let me all stand calmly, and secondly, come on, let me give it up, calmly , everyone, and why exactly you, hush, sha, so that it’s not inaudible, and why can’t you hear a fly, yes , quietly, give up, i’m telling you yasha, give up, and why me, because we are going to the sea, we are leaving the pier, because what kind of departure, if we have arrived, then let’s stand already, i like it, then stop, then go, yasha, well, maybe a steamer, steamship, steamship, you need to ask people this, at a minimum. sasha , i swear to you by my wife izy that you will be watching the next flight from the shore, that’s it , the bonus is over, i’m just shaking, i’m just all swollen, oh, attention

, i repeat, attention, well, we’ll leave, who said it, he said, i didn’t hear something, i’m telling you, he said so, so i i was nearby and what, why didn’t i hear, maybe you were moving away, once again, mazhin, and now seriously? prepare for the big retreat, why didn't i hear what he said? i don’t know, i heard, well, you heard something and move away, pay attention, give up, i heard, give up, why me, that who, hey, in the car, guys, this is a serious conversation, i want to know why he told you exactly, that's it, let's move away, although no, no, yes, yes, no, stop, i said stop. why are you going? i

said, wait, where does the mobility come from? why are we going? izya, syoma, where are we going? where is the kurf, where is pilotage, full back? so, you said, go ahead? oh, you decided to go ahead, what can you see in the car? well, let's move forward, although i said backwards. and you will see how right i was. this is such a ship. they let us check it out. i think we did it. “nothing, at first they broke everything for me, now i’ve broken everything for them, you’re a passenger, yes i’m a passenger, you know that, i’m a crew, no, that’s not a crew, i ’m just wondering, is that a crew, no, that’s not a crew, these are thugs, this is not a ship, this is not a ship, they are all sailing in different directions, and this is not a cruise, but is yasha, this is a sailor , there is no output from the kitchen, i am anyone, but not a sailor, a place of relaxation, a feeling of hunger on this ship, ship, i constantly want to eat, what’s this?” and most importantly , that we can’t bother me

in any way, half the cruise has passed, the ship has not yet departed, they are constantly taking food, this is not the crew, they are constantly taking it, they are taking it, great, you have already taken food, who is it, who is the captain, he says, you they accepted the food, what kind of food, what does he want, who is he, hey, hello, hey, on the galley, captain says, have you already taken the product or not , who is it, captain, which captain, your dear captain, have you already taken the product, have you already taken the product, or am i about to get so angry that the passage will shake, what products, who says, the products have been accepted, i don’t understand, tell me, is someone playing around? who is this, who

is this? captain, to hell with it, it’s the last day, i’m spitting, i’m dispersing, who is this, who is this? i said everything to hell at the station, i’ll give it to you, no, they haven’t accepted it yet, but who do you want, who’s on fire? it 's me, captain, i said it, and i'll keep it, the whole galley to the shore, oh, don’t freeze your head, we make fish fish, there’s no point in calling here, from your fish, otherwise it’s not to us, it’s to the first aid station. yes, the first aid station, this is the captain saying, don’t scare me, i’m not scaring you, i’m starting a conversation, that’s a different matter, otherwise you immediately start threatening, i ’m the captain, and i’m shit or something, so calm down, if you want to live, i’m calm, no, no, even calmer, i wanted to ask, in this state they don’t ask, so calm down, i’m calm, but i will come to you in... and i’ll nail down all the devices, what’s your profile, i’m

a psychic, i do everything at a distance, to me just walk through your photo, i’ll walk through your photo and take away from you what you’re healing with, i’m healing with energy, you know, energy over the phone, now i ’ll take this stress off you, come on, bastard, take it off faster, repeat after me, i'm healthy , i have warm feet, i have warm feet, wait, i'm coming to you psychic, hara you, this is your last conversation on the phone, what's in hand, hello, yash, your barmaid, i don't know what you're in they found her, she's already spoken bad about you twice, she's spoken bad about you so often she says that she probably doesn’t think well, send her already, i know, to study, i know, to courses, to dancing, yeah. i’ll get off this

last one, i’ll reconfigure without any study, i’ll give him his beloved naked, yasha, sha, sha, where are the boats, where are the invoices, i urgently need to check the fuel consumption, where is it all, i’ll check for you, you ’ll jump with me, who’s me as for the tax office, 2 years, 2 years, i’ll just get my passport, comrade? glows what? why don't you repeat what you said? why is the whole team here? go to hell, what are you, a circus, why? hello concert hello, lark , bird, songs, wake up the sun, i can’t sit at home today, the day is hot , ahead, again today the whole brigade will meet

in the field, we are the dawn, joy walks next to us, joy walks next to us along the sparkling dew, along the sparkling race , the dawn mows down the stars in the sky, with a sharp, fiery scythe , they give ripe ears of grain to... friends , bow to the ground, it means they know that we all worked as we should , joy walks next to us, sparkling is next to us,

hello, hello , hard to hear, speak louder, vamka, hello, hello, this is tanya, tanya, tanya, you

kayfon! yes, i’m not going to say anything, nisha , i can’t hear you, but i hear you well, that i can hear you well, i don’t hear anything, i can hear you well, that i can hear you, well, i

can hear you very... poorly , yes, because i ’m not saying anything, what you said, nothing, nothing, say, say, nothing, say slowly, nothing, i understand, nothing, yes, yes, nothing, it’s misha, right? this is misha, misha, this is tanya saying, yes, yes, tanya, i can hear you well, say what to say, say what to say, i can hear you well, say hello,

yes, speak up, misya, i can’t hear you, but i can hear you well, do you understand? yes, yes, i understand, now i can hear when you’re coming? on the twenty -fourth, when on the twenty-fourth, i can’t hear you again, but i can hear you well, misha, when are you coming, on the twenty-fourth, when are you coming? on the twenty-fourth, misha , you will come to us when, don’t strain yourself, i can hear you very well, don’t shout, i can hear you very well, don’t scream, shout, misha

, what happened, misha, mom got sick, misha, what happened , don't make me nervous, what happened, misha, it’s okay, don’t shout, i can hear you well, when you arrive, what’s the twenty-fourth? on the fourth, i see , i can’t hear you, but i hear you well when you arrive, on the twenty-fourth, when on the twenty-fourth, i can’t hear you, but you hear me well, yes, what, yes, yes, i understand, oh, misha , let me be there for you. talk numbers, and you tell me yes or no, understand? yes , i understand, i can hear you well, i can’t hear you

, on the twenty-first, no, what not, what not, i understand, on the twenty-second, no, yes, no, oh, misha, on the twenty-second we won’t be home, and no, i'm not coming, i understand, twenty -third, no, i understand, 24, yes, yes, twenty -fourth, twenty-fifth, no , twenty-fourth, i understand, twenty -sixth, no, twenty-seventh, no, twenty-fourth, 28, no, the twenty-fourth, oh, this...

the technical conditions were delayed 285 417 you heard the cops singing, no, not those drosty, you, wizards, druzdy, those whose police officers,

once helped, the warttar landed the plane, tu-104 , performing 144 on marchruk, defense. what do parents do? on renmar they are, well

how, how do you live there? how are we living? everyone, police, what the door, moron! who are you, a superhero or what? yes, we don’t wear it, and we don’t follow the instructions. major grom, plague doctor. today on rtr. i thought that everything was more serious here, you sit and think. there’s no need to think about it, this is all here, to play or not to play? yes, yes, that's it. there can’t be two opinions , because we have as many as five of them, this is

a dangerous fairy-tale animal, when it comes to fleas, i... competition, there’s a question here, how is everything running, wow, i want really check, seriously, this is flirting , obviously, just to see, let's go, it must be edible, i had in mind, of course, a bear, when i said such a stinking little one, a hint in general, the most gambling team, if 100,000 is not will be, zhenya will add his own, what many people use, the strongest love for the game, this is a five-on-one program, oops, and five on one, tomorrow on rtr, this is for you, well , get some sleep, gentlemen, a moment of attention, we have today big day, big holiday,

that's it, it's been a while since we've been together see you. we're just looking at the brigade on the platform. natural blandin throughout the country, he is not santa claus, but with gifts. it’s impossible not

to love the ring, i know. “my bride should be a diamond, you’re not even a diamond yet, but i need a diamond , you know, everyone needs diamonds, i threw in a plan of approximate actions, three very busy days await us, what if she falls in love with you, and then what, i’ll give you money , i’ll send her home, and if you love her, beauty and the beast on rtr on january 2.

dear citizen-passengers, listen to the information about our flight, our flight is underway at an altitude of 8,500 m, the temperature outside is -33°, it is very cold, in 15 minutes you will be offered a hot dinner. there, beyond the horizon, there, beyond the horizon, there, there-taram, there-taram, show i, to the high sky, not in vain, slept covered with large snows. but then i learned

what the dawn is, there behind the clouds, there behind the clouds, there, there, there, there, there, i believe that having endured all the failures, give up life. i am friends and roads, i recognize love, when i meet you there around the corner, i ask you, i beg you,

my god! citizens. i have a screwdriver, yes, i also have passengers are called, calmly, no panic, no panic , citizens-passengers, i am the commander of the ship, don’t worry, everything is fine,

citizen-passengers, i am the commander of the ship, i have one question: can anyone land the plane? no, but try it? no, we have strange passengers today, okay, sorry, don’t worry, i just expressed surprise that you are so unprepared, that’s it, i’m leaving, sorry to the soul, sorry, motherfucker, but how did you take off, how do i know , and this is the id, you showed yours, of course, mine, “citizens passengers, i am the commander of the ship, don’t worry, everything

is fine, but does anyone have a simple clothesline, i have a tie, no, a tie won’t do, you need a rope, look, look, zoya, talk to them!” where are you even flying, bark , where, marya, oh, you still have three hours to fly , maybe he wants tea, i want it, can i, no, someone alone, one someone.

at least one device, damn it, citizens are passengers, i’m the commander pencil, that's it, let's sit down, use newton's third law, the first two bitches didn't work, imagine, the main thing is don't panic and don't scream. everything is in the cockpit you can hear it, it’s hard to work, support it, so , now it’s a pedal, so hard, come on,

let’s press together, so, now the pedal is pouring, there is, mother, there is , that’s it, now let’s see what kind of city it is, at least, yeah, please sit down, dear fellow

passengers, our plane has landed at the airport in odessa, please remain seated until the plane stops completely, we will invite you to the exit, the crew says goodbye to you. we are young, an apron, there is gold in it, there is a lot for labor, your hands, there is no love for the heart, i love the heart, which has no end, for the love of the heart in which there is no end.

you have two apples, i threw one away, how many do you have left? at your place? there were two apples, i

ate one, i ate one, how many do you have left, leave the child, you have two apples. i cut one into pieces, cut it into pieces, one, how many do you have left, crying, don’t, no, need, need, you had two.

apple, i snatched and trampled one from you, i trampled one of the two with my feet, how many do you have left, don’t you dare beat me a child, no zoo, no guests, you will never have a birthday. you had two apples, tanya, there are more apples, there are no apples , what is there, there are carrots, give me carrots, you had two carrots, bitch, hold it, hold it, now i... took it from you, give it, give it, give it, give it

here , idiot, i took one from you , it’s arithmetic and ate it, look, it’s not washed, nothing, let him see, i ate one carrot with the ground, how many do you have left, rija, tell me what’s left, apples, carrots, fool, carrots, look how many dirty carrots are left in your dirty hands, idiot, one, one, he said, one, one carrot, that's right, one, and now let's go back to... apple, baptism,

please don't, everyone be silent, answer, you had two apples, grisha, i beg you, tanya, if this idiot with carrots answered correctly, then there is hope, tanya, there is hope , you had two apples, grisha, or he won’t be an idiot, or he won’t... i’m your dad, i took one from you, how many do you have left, i beg you, control yourself, you had two apples, i, son, your dad took one apple from you, i am your dad, son, took

one apple from you, you told me yesterday that you would call today, but without telling me the hour, she said. just wait , i’ve been worrying since the morning, i’m waiting by the phone and my heart is beating calmly in my chest, maybe you forgot my phone number,

maybe you’re laughing at my loyalty, but i don’t understand why you’re so angry? well, stop laughing and call quickly, yesterday you were sleeping like that. it was when we parted that i didn’t have time to say a goodbye word, you only promised that you would call today, i’m ready

to wait by the phone for years. and then we went where we went, and then home, so we went home, we went, but not right away, first to we went to a furniture store, why? did i want to buy something or what? no, you won't buy it? you wanted to undress there, hang your clothes in the closet , well, but they didn’t give it, but they didn’t give it, but

where are the hands, but the hands are in the museum, in the museum, in the museum, there was a royal bed, well, you started making it for yourself? well, now something is becoming clearer, and it’s that it flew into the christmas tree, new year, what a new year, it’s summer, summer, there was an advertisement on the house, well, you said that you are a climber?

did you and i study? no, what did you study? well, we work, no, well, we met yesterday, i’m for it milk flowed, well, i remember, you, kostya, no, me, vitya, okay, victor, we chatted, laughed, it’s time to go to work, we have to. no need, you quit yesterday. “we went to your director’s house

, we went, you went, well, yes, i lent you money, a lot, a lot, then you gave it to your friends, which friends, well, these ones, who were at the station, they were leaving, and what did i saw you off, they saw you off, well , then they sat down, you kissed them, and the train, and the train left, okay, okay, it’s time to go home, what should you do there, you told your wife that go to zine, what zine? i don’t know, these are your things, we brought them yesterday with a policeman, which policeman, whose

stroller you tore off, why the policeman was with a child, no, with a motorcycle, okay, i guess i’ll still go, thanks for sheltering me, you know, visiting is good. how long can i sit with you? it doesn’t depend on us anymore, how long they give us , we’ll sit for as long, you go out into the field, you sing a song, very quiet, stars at night...

from january 2 on rtr. many of you check your email first thing when you wake up, and i certainly do. not an exception.

nikolay baskov. the most positive thing. morning mail with nikolai baskel. tomorrow on rtr. stanislavsky, director. gillerovsky, reporter. his method is to work on himself. i really want to visit khitrovka. this is a very dangerous place. i myself don’t go to trickery without a knuckle and a whip. well, look. what happened to him, was he killed? tell me, your scarf, his motto, i don’t

believe it, because everything you just said is not true. and yet i don’t believe that ksenia andreevna could kill. this means we need to look for the real killer. his system works trouble-free. what can i say? stanislavsky, tricky. sign of four. an unusual dramatic twist, just like shakespeare. today on rtr. i'm dispersing. he burst onto the stage like a fresh wind with a squadron of his songs. 55 years of the stage, my friends, 55 years. the persecution abandoned the guards, the hand did not rise to shoot,

my only hand, betrothed to the wind. on the rtr, behind the windrows, an open field, the sky and the face, and it seems there is no edge, the road that is

hanging, which is not... collected, how many stars have fallen, how many have risen, has become under the sky songful, don’t listen to your heart, but it’s fun! like an inheritance, she is yours, they gave her to you as a child, no matter what region you go to,

you will forget her, stofa, stofa, get up, petro is back, get up, petro! someone came back to change the bread, it will be with you forever , to the starry song of the sky. how many have stepped, how many have risen, there is a song in the soul under the sky, it is not by chance that it is light, and it is not by chance that

it is cheerful! stem, petro, what are you here, back from a business trip, surprise, i want to go in unnoticed, but what are you doing, and i mean, i want to go out unnoticed.

so that's what you are, and i gave flowers, and i'm crazy so, that's it. that's it, i'm calling, i'm calling, my patience has already run out, i'm calling, and so, now, now, now, now.

who, who is this calling? this is baba iga, this is the grandmother of one bad boy, what kind of grandmother? what boy? the boy is playing around, his name is semochka, this is baba yaga, what a bug, my brains are blown, i’m just hello, i’m an artist, this is baba yaga, baba yaga, how good! you immediately picked up the phone, woman ega, so that you die, what an ega, no, no, no, lie down, please pick up, women, syomochka is capricious, doesn’t want to sleep, doesn’t want

eat, he painted the white walls with black paint, unscrewed the table lamp, and grandpa turned it on, so he got an electric shock, so let the electrocuted grandpa deal with it, here, here, here, again... call me a bitch, i’ll kill the baby, please talk to me with the seed , i’m going to smear his parasite all over the wall , that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, that’s it too, tell him the bug and tell him two words, if i tell him two words, he won’t be able to speak for the whole year , i’m about to give him the phone, come here, that’s it baby , let you die, you idiot, i'll turn your face over i’ll put it on your ass, not like you’re my grandmother. you will be afraid of yours, you will avoid the hit grandfather, aunt, you really are a woman's game , what kind of aunt are you, idiot, try calling me again, one-toothed rat, and

a bastard of roosters in the hen house working, don't wake up the artist, put down the pipe, you're gnawing, oh woman and ha, this is grandma syoma, oh, syoma grandma, i don’t know what you told them, baba yaga? as soon as he calmed down, he hid in a corner , that’s where he belongs, and you huddle in a corner, fill all the corners, in such a mood, and oh, we have a cat, and the cat forget it with yours, and grandpa is hit in the corner, forget grandma about the topic, who told you, no one, she dialed it herself, grandma, can i call you every morning, at about 9 o’clock, no better.

misya, did you just come, are you crazy? i got off, i’m going to get milk for the baby, quietly, quietly.

ay-yay-yay, ay-yay-ay, they already called me, such grief, such grief, what grief, what grief, funeral, funeral, uh, who, you?

they’ll kill anyone who can’t stand it right now, just a minute, who sent you? but i know, maybe you, i have to remember everyone, and misha will be something or i’ll smash this holobuda in half, i’m disabled, you know, cold-blooded, cold-blooded, don’t torment yourself, people have such great grief, they want to bargain, please name your price, let’s talk like cultured people, you’re still you haven’t even heard our sound , i can imagine, you can imagine, and even

... you hear our sound, you ’ll take off your last shirt, because these people feel other people’s grief as their own, i can imagine, imagine, stand here, listen here, aunt vanya, signal to form, konstantin, button up, hide this impudent tattoo, you are not a wedding, every day you add something new and illiterate, if you don’t bring it out, i will have to remove you, attention, sad signal, seraphim, at least you are a conservatory student, perhaps you are even more cultured than us everyone, perhaps you even know the notes, but only this t-shirt, it humiliates you, what is it, we have enough

work to god, there are more and more cars, we have hosted 15 people over the last month, get ready, aunt beckoning, i don’t know what you cook there for lunch, but all the time it smells like fried fish, or switch to vegetables, or we will have to part , that's it... a sad signal, thank you, thank you, that's enough, you're trying in vain, probably someone was joking, maybe, maybe, but it doesn't concern me, i fired seven people from their jobs, i didn’t let the young man graduate from the conservatory, you want me to understand jokes, okay, let’s settle accounts and laugh together, okay, that’s it, okay , what’s worth burying, with honors, yes, without

haste, yes. a five per person, and if a restless person, a restless person, a three-pointer, that’s humiliating, okay, go to number fourteen, play in memory of sigismund lazarevich and his sister from chisinau, what a tragedy, two more dead, no, sigismund lazarevich is my neighbor, and today is his birthday, get ready, a sad signal.

the world is not simple, not at all simple , you can’t hide in it from the burmese, you can’t hide in it the hell of winter smells and from separation, from bitter separation, but besides them there is no, not an unwelcome cage, if the stars. and the sunlight, the whole dear house and the warmth of the fire, i have, he knows me, himself. what i have in life, everything in which the joy of every day, everything, i want dreams with worries, that's all, that's all, everything that

i have in life, everything, everything, everything, for the sake of every day, everything that i want.

comrades, today we decided to talk about a pressing topic: finding internal reserves. the head of the transport workshop , oprya nikolai egorovich, will report to us on the state of affairs at the transport workshop site. what to report? vasil ivanovich, there are

achievements, there is, automatic coupler khariton kruglov again took himself, as last year, and carries all this with honor, after him the box truck drivers larion bottling containers. kudko also took over. now for amateur performances. the artists we invited for may 1st still haven’t left. and we, of course, are all used to it, but new employees are afraid of the devils that live in our warehouse of finished products. by the end of the work week, many people already see them. regulations, comrades. but what about it, what about it? therefore, i propose to schedule re-elections at any time, unless, of course, the woman is beautiful.

so. now about the artists, who saw them and where they were seen, i met them last month in bottling, now they called a taxi last year, the car was already rusty and... the driver where his wife goes every day, now we’ll ask the head of the transport department to come to the podium, let him report to us on the search for internal

reserves, report to us. comrades, if there are no questions, i will start. our transport workshop, with its internal reserves, successfully celebrated the new year long before the end. larinov kudko's drivers promised to save a ton of kilometers by half, and... thank you, please, do you have any questions for

the speaker? no, i don't have it, now let's ask the head of the transport department, tell us about the search of internal reserves, the head of the transport department, he is in the hall, as he is already on the podium. got there quickly, yes, well, wait for us, and the drivers larionov and kutko, using the weak points from the oncoming plan, also empty, again took upon themselves... additional obligations and ordered to live long, well, that means you can handle it, otherwise

how , well, where is the head of the transport department, it’s interesting to know how his department was chronically behind in the past. as soon as he appears to me immediately on the podium, where head of the transport department, i’m here, comrades, well, yes, well, comrades, our department was chronically lagging behind, now it is chronically overtaking, and long before the end we met.