answer, you had two apples, grisha , i beg you, tanya, if this idiot with carrots answered correctly, then there is hope, tanya, there is hope, you had two apples, grisha, either he will not be an idiot, or he will not will grow up at all, listen to what ’s going on here, right? the house is silent, don’t tell me, you had two apples, i’m your dad, i took one from you, how much do you have left, i beg you, control yourself , you had two apples, i’m your son, your dad took it from you you are the only one, i’m your dad, son, i’ve already taken you.

she said that you would call today, but without telling me the hour, she said just wait, so in the morning i’m worried, i’m waiting by the phone and my heart is beating restlessly in my chest, maybe you forgot my phone number, maybe you ’re laughing at... fidelity mine, but i don’t

understand why you’re so angry, so stop laughing and call me quickly. yesterday you were in such a hurry when we parted that i didn’t have time to say a parting word, you only promised that you would call today, and i ’m ready to wait by the phone for years, maybe...

and then we went where, and then home, so we let's go home, let's go, but not right away, first we went to a furniture store. for what? did i want to buy something or what? no, you won’t buy it, you wanted to undress there, hang your clothes in the closet, well, but they didn’t give it, but they didn’t give it, but where is the sleeve? and the hands are in the museum. in the museum, in the museum

, there was a royal bed, well, you started making it for yourself, and now something is becoming clearer, and what, it just flew into the tree, new year, what a new year, it’s summer, this is this advertisement on the house hung, well, you said that you are a climber, what a climber, but who will understand you, you they spoke german, in german, and the germans understood, understood, because they were also russian and drunk, yes, but who are you? i'm vitya, well

vitya, you and i studied, no, which one did we study? when yesterday we went to your director's house, we went and you went, well, yes, i

lent you money, a lot, a lot, you then gave it to your friends, which friends, well these... who are at the station, they were leaving , and i saw them off, they saw you off, you got into the carriage, they kissed you, well, then they sat down, you kissed them, and the train, and the train left, well ok, ok, it's time to go home, what should you do there? you told your wife that you were going to a zina , which zina, i don’t know, there are your things, we brought them yesterday with a policeman, with which policeman, whose stroller you tore off,

the policeman with the child was, no, with a motorcycle. okay, i guess i’ll go after all, thank you for sheltering me, you know, it’s good to be a guest, how long we can sit with you, it’s not up to us, how long they give us, we’ll sit for as long, you’ll go out across the field, sing a song, very not. loud, the stars begin to fall in the morning they fight through the craters, the clear field, the sky and the face,

and it seems there is no edge. and the road that you follow, which is not chosen, how many stars have fallen, how many have risen, it has become a song in your soul under the sky. it’s not by chance that it’s bright and it’s not by chance that it’s cheerful, like an inheritance, it’s yours,

it was given to you as a child, in what kind of life? the starry song of the sky, as soon as i set foot, the song began to rise under the sky and

i didn’t listen to it in my soul. petro, why are you here, back from a business trip, surprise, i want to come in unnoticed, but what are you doing? and i want to go out unnoticed, come on!

who found her? witch. i’m interested in how you would recognize the girl’s body, as if someone wants to tell me something, get out of here. even though you are crazy to me, i am on your side. think about why you were given this gift? the secret of lilith. from january 2 on rtr. many

of you check your email first thing when you wake up, and i'm certainly no exception. champagne opened. the degree is increased, happiness. do you want to get a sea of ​​positive emotions? tours to abkhazia, i rested for a week in a skirt, ate vlazia, you are at the right place, here they will cheer up everyone, i want to read, please read, i can’t read, but a man has to earn money, yesterday i earned such money from my wife so that you could all be on the air of the morning mail and i am its host nikolai baskov. the most positive thing. morning mail with nikolai baskov. tomorrow on rtr. it is for you.

well, did you get enough sleep? gentlemen, just a moment, attention. today is a big day, a big holiday. dashing. the whole brigade, just looking at the platform,

beyond the exit from the edge. oh, and i gave flowers, and i ’m crazy, well, that’s it, that’s it, i’m calling, i’m calling, my patience has already run out, i’m calling, and so, now, now, now, now.

hello, hello, please call baba iga , who is it, who is calling, this is baba yaga, this is the grandmother of one bad boy, what is his... what boy, the boy is playing around, his name is semochka, this is baba yaga, what kind of a boy, where are the brains flew out, i...

gave me an electric shock, here, let the one who was electrocuted deal with his grandfather, here, here, here , woman, if you call me that again , i’ll kill me, bitch, women, please, talk to my son, i’m his parasite now i’ll smear it on the wall, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, for him too tell him, woman, yes, tell him two words, if i tell him two words, he won’t be able to speak for the whole year, here, here, here, i’m giving him the phone, come here, well, it’s a woman... yes, so you die , idiot, i’ll turn your face upside down and put it on your ass, you’re not like me , you’ll be afraid of your grandmother, you’ll avoid your grandfather who was hit, aunt, you’re really a game, what kind of aunt am i to you, idiot, try calling me again, rat one-toothed, and a bastard working the roosters in the chicken coop, don’t wake up the artist, put

the pipe down, oh, woman and gaba, this grandmother. as soon as he calmed down, he hid in a corner, that’s where he belongs, and you huddle in a corner, hammer all the corners, that’s the mood, and oh, we have a cat, and hammer it with your cat and grandpa hit it in the corner, hammer grandma’s, syoma, who knitted it for you, no one, you picked it yourself, little lady. “it’s okay, i’ll call you every morning, at about 9 o’clock, preferably eight, it was so nice talking to you, god, it’s so good,

ukrainian radio.

mitya, did you just come? are you crazy, i’m going for milk for a child, quiet, quiet.

ay-yay-yay, ayyy, they already called me, such grief, such grief!

orchestra, seven living people, these people will kill anyone who can’t stand it right now, just a minute, who sent you, and i know maybe you, i have to remember everyone, and now we ’ll do something or i’ll blow it in half, i disabled, you know, cold-blooded , cold-blooded, zhora, don’t torment yourself, people have such great grief, they want to bargain, please name your...

“button up every day, hide this cheeky tattoo, you’re not a wedding, every day you add something new and illiterate, if you don’t take me out, i’ll have to remove, attention, sad signal , serophim, at least you are a student at the conservatory , perhaps you are even more cultured than all of us , perhaps you even know the notes, but only this..." mike, she is humiliating you. what is it? with us, thank god there is enough work , there are more and more cars. over the last month we have seen 15 people off. we have prepared. aunt

manya, i don’t know what you are cooking there for lunch, but it always smells like fried fish? or switch to vegetables or we will have to part ways, that's it, it's a sad signal, thank you, thank you, that's enough, you're in vain you’re trying, someone was probably making a joke , maybe it’s possible, but it doesn’t concern me, i fired seven people from my jobs, i didn’t let the young man graduate from the conservatory, you want me to understand jokes, okay, let’s settle the deal and laugh together, okay, that’s it , well, why is it worth burying with honors, and not in a hurry , but with an a on the face, and if a dead person,

without a dead person, according to treshkin, it’s humiliating, okay, go to number fourteen, play in memory of segismund lazarevich and his sister from chisinau, what a tragedy, two more dead, no, sikhismund lazarevich is my neighbor, and today is his birthday. get ready, a sad signal.

the world is not simple, not at all simple, it is impossible to hide in it from beings from the groves, it is impossible to hide in it from the winter south, and from separation, from bitter separations. wet honey, uninvited children , if the stars, in the sunlight, the whole dear house and the warmth of the fire, and he me, he demons me, himself, that i have in life, everything that makes the joy of every day, everything. how much do you bring dreams, that’s all, that’s all, tomorrow, who

i have in my life. everything, everything that is born of the skin day, everything that i will touch with my fate is connected, connected, only with you, connected, connected, only with you, not with you, not with you, only with you, once, once, once, once, once. allow the meetings of the activists of our forty- vot plant to be read openly.

we decided to talk about a pressing topic: finding internal reserves. about the state of affairs at the transport workshop site. the head of the transport department will report to us. oprya nikolai egorovich. and what should i report, vasil ivanovich, there is an achievement, there is, auto-shopper khariton kruglov

again took on... himself like last year and with he bears all this with honor, after him the drivers of the larion and kutko bottling containers also took upon themselves. now for amateur performances. the artists we invited for may 1st still haven’t left. and we, of course, are all used to it, but new employees are afraid of the devils that live in our warehouse of finished products. by the end of the work week, many people already see them. regulations, comrade, but of course, of course, so i propose to schedule re-elections at any time, unless, of course, the woman is beautiful.

so, now about the artists, who saw them, and where they were seen, i met them last month in a bottling shop, now a taxi.

may we be blessed, comrades, if there are no questions, i... than: our transport workshop, with its internal reserves, long before the end, successfully celebrated the new year. larinov kudko's drivers promised to save a ton of kilometers by half, and to make the rounds taking into account their interests. thank you please. do you have questions for the speaker? no, i do not have. now let's ask the boss.

transport department tell us about collecting internal reserves. head of the transport department. he's in the hall, as he's already on podium, we got there quickly, yes, well, wait for us? drivers laryunov and kudko, using the weak points from the oncoming plan, also empty, again took on additional obligations and ordered to live long, well, that means you can handle it, otherwise how, well,

where is the head of the transport department, it’s interesting to know , like his... in the past, the workshop was chronically lagging behind, as soon as he appears at the podium for me, where is the head of the transport department, i’m here, comrades, well , yes, well... comrades, our workshop was chronically lagging behind, now it is chronically ahead i celebrated the new year long before the end. drivers larionov and kudko, using one engine

for two on-board vehicles, undertook to service the maximum number from one connection, right in the garage. from one gas station. drivers larionov and kudko leave early in the morning for the line, return to the garage late, during the day, where they spend the night, without going home for the second month, wiping the dump truck with rags from their clothes, thank you, please, well, comrades, it’s a pity, it’s a pity that we didn’t manage to listen to the boss today. tailor shop, and to hell with him, but we ’ll write down reprimands for him anyway, but well, i feel that our conversation today made a deep impression on everyone, now i ask you to come to

the table, to the table, as if to the table, and here, let’s , my father demands that i urgently send him a photo of my bride, hello, come, otherwise there won’t be any money, look how beautiful she is, we’ll paint her, dress her up. we’ll force you to be silent, my bride must be a diamond, you’re not even a diamond yet, but i need a diamond, you know, i still need bruliks, i’ve sketched out a rough plan actions, three very busy days await us,

what if she falls in love with you and then, i’ll give you money, send you home, and if you fall in love with her, beauty and the beast, january 2 on rtr. he talks a lot about work and speaks loudly, if you note it with humor, i chop oak, don’t pluck, problems with water, light, housing and communal services, i don’t know what

else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - a set for headaches, god forbid now beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one. tomorrow on rtr, we watch to know everything about russia, the best historical series. look, we look, in the application or on the website, we are in the television center on shabolovka, here is the evening of the poet nikolai nikolaevich dobronravov, his melody is with us, alexandra nikolaevna smelling, empty, without him the earth. hope, my

earthly compass, and luck, a reward, for laughing under the wing of an airplane, singing about something, my green, i’m staying, friends. he is a very good boy, very good, yes, yes, his parents give money for the wedding, her mother asked everyone to get black caviar and sing, yes, yes, but they will live while she has it, then they will build a cooperative, that’s it, we don’t rush , voma, you have it’s a heart attack, you have kidneys, don’t run, syoma, just like that.

on the other hand, like you, she also

has blood pressure, kidneys, petit, she is now in the hospital , she hurts so much, when she is here, it means she escaped, little lights, i wish you and your husband happiness, thank you, sunshine in your life and health , so that you yourself can disperse the cloud that is coming, thank you, thank you, congratulations.

these eyes opposite the kaleido lights, these eyes opposite, these eyes opposite, these eyes opposite, what is it, what is it? touch, touch, don't be afraid, don't be afraid,

touch, tell me, he can be saved, i saved him alone, you didn’t find him, i already deleted him, but first i saved him, tell me when i can come to you, these eyes opposite, let the years pass, these eyes opposite right away that's it, they all live with me, they arrived, where should i go to take care of everyone, the first one gets up at 6 in the morning.

there were six of us at 41 m, i was first in line for an apartment, first, but my wife’s grandfather is dying, it would seem that the man’s time has come, yes, who cares, but there are already five of us, and i am thrown out of the queue, well... one died, yes and others want to live, how do they know whether warm rain is pouring, whether snow is falling, i

’m standing in the entrance opposite your house, how do they even know such things, well, there was a person, there was and there is no one.

i write poetry, let them repeat what everyone writes at the age of 19, in each line there are only periods after the letter, you will understand, of course, everything i wanted to say.

and dear sveta, that you were happy and healthy, that you were cheerful and flourishing, like at this hour, on this day, i wrote a few poems, now i just can’t see without glasses, now okay, i’ll put on glasses, and let your family will not touch nasti, love and happiness will be your companion, so that you don’t fly into single years and so that you have time to... a beautiful life, like these flowers, just not a virma, so let’s pour glasses, friends, happiness and joy of a friendly couple. now we’re nervous again, let’s drink quickly , friends, cheers,

gorinka, race, race, race, race, quiet at night, i write poetry, let them repeat what everyone writes,

dear guests, attention, just a minute, attention, tomorrow everyone has to go to work early, our wedding is over, let's end it together with a song, the years fly by, but you are everywhere, as always. with me, and as before, monya, you caress me, my native city, i always hear your voice everywhere , you call like a wave, you rustle your leaves, it’s not in vain that you call, you’re really good , you’re really good, but my code is not... glorious, without you i could not, probably , not to grow younger in soul, and to joke, not to sing songs, and

to joke, neither to sing nor to sing, black sea distance, you bring sweet dreams in the night, you sing in song, the city of my bright, first dream. and everywhere i always hear your voice, you ring like a wave, you rustle with leaves, it’s not in vain that you you call, you are really good, you are really good, like my right hand, my beloved, without you i probably couldn’t, not a good soul, not a joke, not a song. sing, don’t joke, don’t sing a song,

i always hear your voice everywhere, you ring like a wave, you make noise. it’s not in vain that you’re calling, you’re really good , you’re really good, and at my right hand , unseen, you couldn’t, probably , with all my soul,

we walk hand in hand along the sea , salty, excuse me, the seagulls cry, the salty breeze develops our hair, he picks me up and carries him straight into the water, and i fight back, but not seriously, of course, as a joke, because he is my

beloved, my dear. this is a fairy tale, a dream. lying on an old sofa that was always breaking down in a rented apartment. we dreamed of the sea. anton and i had nothing. but there was, what, anton, in our script, antoine. however, it doesn’t matter, hopefully , we won’t watch anyone else, this is our heroine, we need a star for this role, yes, according to the script she is accepted in the provincial theater, but it ’s just that the text doesn’t hold up, she doesn’t have roles, so

third mushroom on the left. well, i don’t know, you haven’t tried our favorite, zaitseva, she has talent, looks, and filmography, lyuzya, i didn’t express myself clearly, but it’s much clearer. and you will go with me, where? i didn’t express myself clearly, you asshole, nadezhda vasilyevna , well, you said that the role is in my pocket, come on, you saw everything yourself, as long as no one

bothers us, i’d like to talk to you, i ’m in a difficult situation, and for me it is very important that you are real, that you are completely naked, your hands, they tell you, take the hare away, she will immediately be completely naked, what... metaphors in the sense, i asked her to be naked, spiritually, so to speak, but why didn’t i immediately call her into the room, but nadya, don’t

finish her off, run, catch up with her. well, i'm a little old for such crosses. nadezhda, now all hope is in you. give me back my muse, while i go to the buffet. but not this, that time after your trip to the buffet, the shooting had to be postponed for a week, well, since, well, what kind of muse is this, even a mouse, gray, a pendant, a bright, sexy hare, she

will do everything for you in the best possible way, if you so dear zaitseva, let's take her to the role of a friend, she heroine, i don’t need anyone else, did you hear how she read the manologue, yes, she knocked it down right away, but she didn’t just read it, she lived it. it’s clear, in short, there won’t be a film without her, wow, this role has never let me down, singing will feed the naked future, yes. you won’t be able to live much on the salary of a theater actress, so to speak, of the secondary level, even i earn more as a costume designer, you need a man,

in one fell swoop you’ll solve all your problems, both material and mental, otherwise you’ll be cuckooing for a century in a dorm, even in this one. .. go, you just you’ll catch a pervert director, and but it’s more convenient for me, no one bothers you on the street , it’s okay, girlfriend, we’ll break through , about the guy, anton was enough for me , he flew north to earn a wedding for us, so he stayed there, on the other hand, here are fairy tales, the end, whoever listened, i’m great, i’m your fairy tale. i’ll soon learn it by heart, girls, well, you’ll soon, i ’m almost gone, grandpa got it all wrong, you’re from the snow maiden, not santa claus, so, inna, they’ll call from the theater, they’ll say that i

’m dying, i’ve completely lost my voice, but forgive me me, melpomene, but there’s no other way to feed the family, polina, you’re already ready , why are you standing behind me, “so, syoma, so as not to drop a drop, tomorrow afternoon you’ll have rubles to go to the children of rich parents, how could i forget, tomorrow is the new year, yes, what are you talking about, shouldn’t i know about my difficult relationship with alcohol, don’t worry, i’ll personally see to it,

ying, i didn’t notice him, the clients mixed vodka in the juice, who prepared a laugh, on the hand. i’ll hang out the will, tell me another joke, here’s some pickle, 30 drops, yeah, now i’ll get dressed and rush to the store, one leg here, another there, ran away, so that you could lie around like that all new year? and who

will earn money? well, unless, of course, imman petrovich fires you today. and we spent the entire advance. can someone replace it? thirty- first, all santa clauses were dismantled. even uncle gozha is busy, i need to call emmanuel petrovich.

where do you think i’ll find a professional santa claus for the new year, it ’s a ruble, if their children don’t get santa claus on new year’s eve, i don’t know what will happen to me, but the seeds, after this, even they won’t call you snow maiden anywhere, clearly, snow maiden, wait, there’s no need to fire anyone, i guarantee you, there will be santa claus, that’s all. what did you have in mind? i’m an actress, after all, i replaced hamlet himself at the institute, i’ll somehow cope with the role of santa claus, oh, fields, who will be the snow maiden? no, i can't, i have stage fright.

okay, so this time santa claus will be without the snow maiden, but does that really happen, there is no snow maiden without santa claus, and santa claus without the snow maiden is quite a santa claus, you can still drink without snacking, without snow maiden, so, i’m going to get ready for you , you have the customer’s address, send it to me by sms, syoma, syoma, wake up, syoma, where is the address, where to go, for the ruble, i know that for the ruble, the exact address, syoma, business card, uemochki, what other emochki, wow, how careless we are, petrovich,

here’s syoma, your complicated relationship with alcohol.

thank you, wow, wow, wow, i'm happy, today i'm santa claus, i... i'm for you, i, i, today is santa claus, where is the world going?

no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, what is this, what kind of people are they, santa claus survived, don’t open it, you set it to...

people, you're just late, aren't you?

uh, grandpa, how did you get here, and who are you anyway, man? well, get up, drunk, or what? wait, what should i do with you, okay, let's go to the house, we'll figure it out there, oh, there are few problems in life, not yet this one... he just fell into the deep end, just like that, sit down, that's it, let yourself go come, you hear, come on, it will fall like snow on your head. man, who are you anyway, and

who is the poison thief? santa claus, well, this is a no brainer, i would like some specifics, here you go, the corpse of santa claus is not the gift i’m looking for new year's eve i would like to receive. come on, what is this? medicine, come on, drink it, just like that, well done, wow, this wow is 15 years old, not yet, come on, come on, warm up, drink, i say, come on, come on, come on, come on, how did you get here, i wonder? where is the tree? there is no christmas tree,

where are the children? there are no children either, i’m afraid there won’t be any, why? because i'm divorced, huh? i’m sorry, that’s why you called santa claus so that you wouldn’t celebrate the new year , of course, now everything will be, what will happen , everything will be, that’s it, i’m a funny santa claus, i’ll tell you a fairy tale, no, that’s all for , what are you doing i started it, man, stop it with these dances and songs.

what was he staring at, did the prievdelny one see something? something like that!

yes, emmanuel petrovich, where, they should have been there a long time ago, telephone, telephone, semyon forgot at home, i understand that the ruble, maybe their car broke down, or they are in the woods... in what direction? in rublevskoe, oh in rublevskoe, they were fired, we’ll both keep silent with a ticket, so tell them, yes, dear, no, i’m not going, that is, i’m going, but not home, but to work as santa claus, yes, at my age. yes, with my rheumatism, yes, in the new year, like in the old ones,

good times. is the device turned off? semyon. semyon, wake up, semyon, our field is gone, our field will not be lost, the subscriber’s device is turned off or is located, where is this little thing, all the women are bitches, just give them money, money. and also attention, care,

love, you look ideal, straight. professionally, according to the position , uh-huh, but i no longer have any ideals, life is continuous, you’re too greedy, however, my friend, i don’t understand, your arms, legs are in place, your head too , you live, you won’t plump up in a hut from hunger, god already has something for it. thank you, well yes, woman, as you put it, don’t be a wife, you didn’t choose for spiritual beauty, certainly not for love, here you are right, right, spiritual

beauty, of course, my ex doesn’t shine, so... love is not necessary, i loved, only she turned out to be no better than the others , she cuckolded me when i, like the last fool , went north to earn money for our wedding, returned, and she took her lover to moscow, what was the name of this traitor, she has a very rare and beautiful name, polina. "the school and i were together, that's who, from whom, of course, from her i didn’t expect betrayal, why did you get the idea that she betrayed me, my mother wrote to me, and you believed it, but why should i not believe my own mother, because you’re a complete fool, why listen, man, are you completely

out of your mind, well “explain what’s going on, but what’s happening is that irina nikolaevna was never delighted.” your fiancée is a mess, it never occurred to me that my mother could lie, listen, how do you know my mother’s name, palina, fuck you, wait. oh, yes, i forgot, you have special house, you can go inside , you can’t go outside, it’s all simple, paul, here’s the intercom, you press the button, the collar opens, if it’s outside, here’s the keychain, that’s clear, and goodbye, you ’re going far, just like that, i won’t let you go, paul, do you hear me, i demand, paul, what do you demand, explaining at a minimum, now

you will explain to your mother, but that’s all with me, the train has left, i live perfectly well without you. how we earn extra money in the new year's frost, yes paul, this is wonderful for you, not to live for heaven right on earth, no, anton, there is no heaven, heaven remained in dreams, you and i, holding hands, walk along the seashore, seagulls are screaming , our hair is developing, forgive me, forgive me, let me go, forgive me, god, let me go, let me go, i ’ll leave anyway, not this time, please, yes , let me go, now, let me go, but more simply , don’t let me in, you’re completely crazy, you

know, i... changed my mind about not celebrating the new year, since i already have santa claus, you don’t have any grandfather frost, we actually arrived at the wrong address, you didn’t order santa claus, no, you didn’t order it, well that means we’re going to be fired, who do we have, what’s your business, do you have a phone charger, can you handle the issue? yes, i was found, but i was found at the wrong address, the numbers got mixed up, it’s a different village, i’ll call him myself.

here semyon and i arrived at the wrong address, but i’ve already figured it all out and we’re now on our way to dismissal, is it possible, hello, hello , happy new year, no, no, it’s not semyon, i’m a potential customer, santa claus has come to see me by mistake, i'm ready to hire him only if you promise me in honor of... the holiday don’t fire anyone, pay triple the rate, how much? for what kind of snow? ok, for

the snow maiden too, yeah, i’ll tell you through your santa claus, i’m very glad that we agreed, goodbye. well, grandfather, for this new year you are mine, what do you think you can buy for me, well , actually, i did you a favor, or do you want to be fired with this semyon?

by the way, who is he to you, friend, you know, although it doesn’t matter, let’s get ready for the new year , good evening, anton vladimovich, happy new year, no problem, yes, i’ll buy everything, christmas tree decorations, garland, caviar. bread, tangerines, strawberries, pineapple, cake, champagne and a christmas tree, anton vladimirovich, there

are a couple of hours left until the new year, i’m afraid that all the christmas trees have been sold out, well , just try, the artificial one won’t suit us, real santa clauses don’t work with the skilled ones, well so this is the real santa claus. this is already akin to an insult in execution. seryozha, then buy everything on the list and bring it to me at the dacha. not a bad dacha. well, it seems to me that i fulfilled all your wishes, or did i forget something? but since i’m stuck here, and the food, as i understand it, won’t arrive soon, could you feed your personal santa claus,

this is imanuil petrovich, which means that yours is still working, but if the client is not satisfied, let him change himself. my husband hanged himself, yes, my ex did not suffer from bouts of housekeeping, all her cooking came down to ordering from a restaurant. only you spoiled me with homemade pancakes , do you still remember pancakes, i remember everything, they are only pancakes, you know, anton, we don’t need

to remember this, call me a taxi, please , there won’t be a christmas tree, and i can’t work without a christmas tree, come on let's go, where, let's go, how you? what a beauty, i didn’t notice it while i was freezing here, no, i won’t let you chop it, wait, you said that without... you can’t work, right? well, that means you'll have to dress her up right here. listen, i think there are some old toys in my attic. i'll go have a look. with me? yes.

i don’t even remember when i had so much fun decorating a new year’s tree, but i remember, it was 10 years ago, we were renting this stupid apartment, bought a cheap chinese garland and almost burned the whole house down, then...

new year’s eve with my grandfather you were frosty, but do you remember do you remember how we glued both, then you read somewhere that you need to hang it on a newspaper, and at night they fell on us, yeah, along with the newspaper, yes, i never took you to the sea, dreams on those dreams , to remain something... not excessive, i often think how our life would have turned out, if why, history does not know the subjunctive mood, say, are you married, no, but... i have an affair with

one director, we are currently working together, and the main role is all serious, but seriously, why are you celebrating the new year with your ex-fiancé, and not with real, and we’re just filming in paris, and i ’m covering for a friend, well, yes, you’ve always been able to make friends, uh-huh, you’re hot, sorry i didn’t realize it right away, there’s a bunch of clothes upstairs, maybe... change into your wife’s clothes, you you know, a bunch of new things, they hang with tags, my ex, she bought everything in a row, then declared that everything had gone out of fashion, of course, if you want, you can stay in your wonderful fur coat, at least look. well,

look, oh, this is a whole boutique, they really are all new, well, according to my wife, ex-wife, this is not a boutique, a cemetery, a tower from a fashion collection, choose what you like, i don’t think it’s right, paul, don’t be stupid, i’m sorry. yes, sergey, polya, thank you very much, emmanuel petrovich called and said that everything is fine. at least the clients were normal. what anton, the same anton. come on, what are you

doing, polya, don’t be stupid, choose the sexiest dress and go to the bank, it ’s not that simple, in, it’s not that simple, cover your ears, why, what are you doing, polya, well, you said it yourself he's divorced, so... what do you have to lose? well, that's what i'm saying, don't be. wow, well, let yourself be at least once , allow yourself to be happy at least once , well, let’s fight, well, as you say, we’ll break through, friend, but you’re right, friend, we’ll break through

, lord, help, give polya this new year’s fairy tale , doesn’t she really deserve happiness , i’m okay, i’m tangerines, we ran out of tangerines , i had to go to another store, and you ’ll be celebrating the new year alone, no, what i’m saying is that maybe my wife will be happy with us, seryozha, with her i 'll figure it out on my own in the new year, sorry, did i disturb you? no, but sergey is already leaving, yes, yes, hello, hello, hello to the family, congratulations from me, of course, let all the bad things

remain in the outgoing year. you know, i wouldn’t have achieved anything in life if we hadn’t broken up, i’m having a detrimental effect on you, no, what are you, no, it’s just that everything i did, i did it to prove to you that actually to yourself that you made the wrong choice, and i'm no worse than that mo'. the groom you exchanged me for, i didn’t exchange you for anyone, now i know it,

i’ll dance. happy new year, happy new old.

happiness is when, every time our festival is the best artists, a full hall of spectators and unforgettable emotions, it is in the silence of the night, it is like...

good health, prosperity, all the best, happy new year! song of the year, tomorrow on rtr, it’s like the moment before sunstroke, there is a person who knows something about oleg’s disappearance, this cannot be solved by talking, you need evidence, your revelations come to you when you are not ready for them. you think that you are a hunter, but he is the game, and if on the contrary, the secret is cherished, from january 2 on rtr. you’ve never had such a talented class before, the stars

will feel like schoolchildren again, can i choose the brightest teacher of the year, svetlana will have to become a wire for a light bulb, whoever’s light goes out, i’ll tighten it up, and by the way, i’m a good conductor, even i can handle complex tasks if i have a talented teacher nearby, 323, i know what it is, i’m a double-student, i don’t need it. the country should know the name of the best, i wish success to this magnificent seven teachers, bravo, cool topic, premiere on january 5 on rtr.

can you imagine, this slut sazykina thinks that i’m her servant, but no one cares about my mistress. hello, hello, excuse me, who are you? i would like to know who you are and what you are doing in my house. in my husband's shirt, husband, but anton said he was

divorced, do you see a divorce stamp somewhere? you are here, good morning, i’m not here, save your ardor for your wife. what's happening, what's happening, the end of the fairy tale, that's what

's happening, and i'm a complete fool, slides 2, forest 10, hello, dear, well, don't you want anything explain to me, what are you doing here, you have already left me, i didn’t leave anywhere, i just decided to celebrate the new year separately, our relationship requires a reboot. rebooted, well done, me too, and now you are no longer in my life, how is it not , it’s interesting you got settled, you know how to get settled with us, who is in it now, this santa claus, is he more valuable to you than your own wife, you know , more expensive, you know how expensive they are now, come on, wait, you only left for a week, what difference does it make, we’ve been strangers for a long time , and he even brought us to our house, what about money? i regretted it to the bone, listen, i’m only talking about money, anton, wait, polya, anton,

please stop, what’s going on, i filed for divorce, that’s it, i won’t give you a divorce, you are my husband, i love you. after all, i admit, we both made mistakes, but especially you, what happened, where are we going, to real life, or more specifically? koshirska, please, just lie down, lie down, now i’ll call you an ambulance,

you don’t need an ambulance, fields, fields, anton, wait, don’t kill yourself like that, guys, they come, they go, but semyon and i are always nearby, yes, you can tell me what happened, but everything seemed fine, dear, i ’m a fool, i believed a fairy tale, fairy tales don’t exist,

girls, what happened, go away, it’s not up to you , how it’s not up to me, how... semochka, please go, how is this possible? i won’t talk about him, he is also this one, who is this? man? what kind of man am i? that is, i, i wanted to say that i am a man, but at the same time also a girlfriend, that is, girlfriends, what happened, who offended you? i’ll break his neck, you won’t break it, he’s strong. and i studied on my own as a child, yes, yes, i remember when i turned 5 years old, i grabbed my index finger, i ask you, please, please, be just a person, not a man, go away, we’re having a women’s conversation, i’ll remember this again, friend,

woman, next time you’ll ask i was killed, i will say so, it’s not a man’s business , life passed me by, but i didn’t notice, i’m already, i’m not 20 years old anymore, i kept waiting , waiting for me to meet my fate, well, i did. start over, and he’s now married, and she’s beautiful, well-groomed, it’s not that i’m a fool in bots, but that bots, bots aren’t no

problem. so she’s being treated, i have new boots with heels in my stash, fortunately we have the same size, we’ll break through, where we’ll break through, you saw her, she, she’s like that, like that, and i, i already have wrinkles, and a couple extra kilo, and here is the hair, if you look for it, you don’t have blue hair, i personally dyed you, oh, i ’m just now, why is she talking nonsense about you, you won’t give her her age, and in general, she’s matured as a woman, it’s much more interesting to communicate, than with young people, i wouldn’t trade mine, that is, you, for any youngster,

although she has wrinkles, you say little ones, you say mature women, you say wrinkles, it means that casanovo is unfinished, so that i don’t see you for the next half hour, he has beheaded his girlfriend, he’s married, which means i didn’t need to fool around. open into the past, there are only drafts from there,

good afternoon, what can i say, hello, doctor, how are we doing, can we go home already? i think the patient’s condition is not cause for concern. danger to his life. leg, now, of course, we need to watch, we need to watch the leg, okay, but i i will stay with my husband and take care of him, as i have done all my life, lizenka, if you took care of me, you would know that i am allergic to these colors, so please forgive me, oh, peter alekseevich, my dear man , i beg you very much, keep me away from her, but i felt that i was going to part with her, i was ready to endure everything, i clung to it like a bath leaf, what am i going to tell her, you have

a normal dislocation, well, think of something something, well , tell me that i’m having some kind of cow libation, somewhere, and the most important thing is that now no one is allowed to come to me, okay, i ’ll think of something, thank you, oh, what a fun life you have, anton. well, what was the boss's name? yes, i need santa claus. palin, hello, hello. see you. let's. polina, hello. what are you doing here? i’m waiting, don’t worry, just a couple of hours, it’s good that you came, i work here, i couldn’t help but come, and if you come to me, it’s in vain, but calm down, i

won’t pester you, i didn’t intend to that time , and i 'm very sorry that i gave you a reason to think so, listen, i will kneel before you, forgive me, forgive me, forgive me misunderstanding, i didn’t mean to offend you, please, please forgive me, i’ll get up , okay, i forgive you, you’re happy, yes, i’m happy, but those, now go to hell and leave me alone, no, no, you ca n’t look, i can’t make this film without you, overact, comrade director, don’t overact, look at yourself, on your knees in the pose of christ, right? polina, it was only at your audition that i realized what this film was about, and i realized that the main thing in

this film is you, without you this film will not be right, you just won’t answer right away come on, think about it, okay, good. who is it that lives here? santa claus is visiting, he’s waiting, sorry, it seems he’s not stupid.

thank you, you are free, how many are there left? 18, how much? well, approximately 40% of event agents have the word holiday in their name, if you could remember more accurately, uh-huh, yes, holiday as if it were evil, all the familiar forces. on vacation, the address desks will open only in a week, well, we’ll continue to work, call the next one, marusya is already

sitting on the valeriyatka, there is no actress, no size, no suit, and the checkpoint is lit blue flame, it’s good that we have in stock, there are hares. no need, zaitseva, i said that polina would come, where does such confidence, intuition come from, sorry i’m late. traffic jams in the subway? no, i re-read the script , i got carried away, i’m ready to rehearse. hare, you are better, or rather, medina. so, before it starts, come with me, naked, in front of the costume designer. marusya

needs to take your measurements, and then at least rehearse! this is in the village on dmitrovka, this is in new riga. it is necessary to sign urgently, otherwise they will not provide gasification. what about the frosts? what day should you book your tickets to london? what london? well, you yourself wanted to supervise the construction of a hotel on the thames of a village in the southern suburbs of london? i wanted, but now i don’t want, to handle it ourselves, but let’s be in charge!