vladimir simonov , the whole world should recognize this dog, what is its name, palm tree, palm tree, you miss it, palm tree, i miss you too, january 6 on rtr, i thought that here, more seriously, you sit and think, there’s nothing to think about here , here it’s all, to play or not to play, yes, yes, that’s it, there can’t be two opinions, because we have five of them, this is a dangerous fairy-tale animal, but when it comes to fleas, i’m out of competition, right here i have questions about how everything is running, wow, i really want to check it out, seriously, this is flirting, obviously, just take a look, let’s go, this it must have been edible, i had in mind , of course, a bear, when such a stinking little one spoke, a hint in general, the most exciting team, if something... him and

zhenya will add his own, then what many people use is the strongest love for the game, this is a five-on-one program, oops, five-on-one, tomorrow on rtr, that means writing it out, well, we did everything we could, then on your own , you really don’t want to go back to work, irrevocably, decisively, listen to me, you put it on... january 9th on rtr. good morning, wake up

may day, weather forecasters promise sunny weather today, so there is no reason to stay at home, have a good day.

yes, what are you doing here? good morning, mom, what date is today? thirtieth. look, the girl is going straight home. yeah, okay, yeah. mom, mm, i’m leaving for my boyfriend. you’ll kick him out, it’s none of your business, i love you too, mom, good morning, muscovites, we’re in a sunny mood today, thank you, marya mikhailovna, two sugars, thank you, good morning, good, hello, can i have some coffee too, ok, coffee on the stove, shaba, bon appetit! moore,

cat are you going to somewhere? well, as usual, off to work. l. work again. maybe we agreed that we would spend the weekend together. i forgot. oh, well, forgive me. no, well, if you want, of course, let’s spend the day together in central russia. cat, what's the middle lane? is your work really more important to you than me, equally, but today is work, and tomorrow you, well, i promise you, if you leave now, you will never see me again, today. work, l, i hate it, it’s your

work again, yes again, today i, and tomorrow job. al, i ask you, well, come up with something today without me, okay, but i’m leaving, then so, today i’m leaving, the work of the net, god, work, whoever is bothering you, he needs water, ciao.

he will list it with only one condition, i wonder what? yes, i don’t know myself yet, seryoga, i promised to tell you today, but it doesn’t matter, well, yes, the important thing is that our first big project will soon become a reality, sulfur, that’s if no one takes over the land, but in general, you know, your dad is cool , uh-huh, sitting in his agency, drinking a mojito, driving business, smokes cigars. and here we are tearing out the hair on our heads to make a fairy tale come true, no, dad never smoked, oh, may day, in general, van, everything is as you said, so

look, here, here, here will be the main building, here we are demolishing all this, yeah, this is the house, we are also demolishing all the others behind it, thank you, try, try.

are you blind or what? and you have no way? listen, we remember you, i also have a good memory, no, you saw that i was sick, come on, where do you want to go to the district administration, good luck, yes, yes, good luck, good luck, i can’t talk, goodbye , i’ve been waiting a long time, sergey vladimirovich, hello, ivan alekseevich, hello, hello, very glad, vladimir petrovich, yes we know you, relax. something wrong with my back, but nothing will pass, wait, what do you mean it will pass, your worker attacked ivan alekseevich right at the market, wait, she hit him with a box, and most importantly, at khamil, mine, yours, yours, who is she, i don’t i know, she sells tomatoes, well, yes, gwaziko, she can, what

do you mean she can, so let’s fire her now with one blow hands, once and no, wait, wait, let's solve things first, and then you will... one minute, conversation is important. yes, hi dad, hi son, how are you? well, we are now buying land in pervomaisk. yeah, now it's up to you. this is exactly what i ’m calling you about. yes. you and your glamorous girls are having fun there.

what do you have to do with girls, i’m talking about investments, but you shut up, i’ve decided that you need to get married. dad, you're singing your old song again. you're 30 in a month, so what? bride on if you accept, you want money, get married, but listen, i didn’t understand something, what problems, maybe they told you there will be money, but the problem is not money, the problem is the estate, which estate? for what estate, we, we are buying land, not an estate, yes, but on the territory of the market, so there are the remains of the foundation, so, the ancient estate of the landowner dorokhov, that ’s what i should do, wait, i didn’t see any remains there , i didn’t see any manor, but the manor burned down a long time ago, there’s a pillar there with ribbons on the carnations, that’s what i have to do with it make a pillar, listen, are you out of your mind, what a pillar with nails, are you crazy about nails, i don’t see a problem at all, we’ll blow your mind, yes, yes, yes, yes? but what should i do with human rights activists, with local local historians, and heels, don’t compost

my brain, you’re the administration here, so yeah, that means the land is yours, well, that means, solve the problem, we make money from the sale of land, that’s right, that’s right, we are together, you and i, hello, dad, hello, don’t dare rub you, i ’m not finished yet, listen, listen to me better. i'll know i can take it myself decision, you understand, hello, hello , one, two, three, van, what's with the money, four, five, six, seven, dad... considers you a snotty teenager, is afraid to let go of the reins of power, 10, father demands that i

urgently send him a photo of my bride , hello, we’ve arrived, and this has nothing to do with it, otherwise there will be no money, so, well, send him a photo of ela, but he can’t stand her, if i send her photo, money it won’t be for sure, he ’s my former general, he made women at least over there, asking for burlakov? so what? problem, send him a frosty, give him the phone, give, give, give, just a second, what are you, you, let him look, admire, rejoice, and send money, dad, send, in your mind, what are you doing, that’s it, that's it, the job is done , well, look how beautiful, gvozdikova varvara

is like that, come on, yes, dad, you got the photo, yes, you got it, well, but that's a different conversation , i honestly admit, you surprised me, because, well, after all your glamorous professional girls, this is a real diamond, i have something so real, you know, i’ll be with her once to get acquainted, ah... money, but i will send an advance for the purchase of land, everything else only

after meeting your bride, what is her name, by the way, varvara, and gvozdikova, varvara, gvozdikova, and the name is suitable, that’s it, i’ll be there in a week in moscow, see you, dad, dad, dad, well, you see, i told you, it will work out, you heard everything, yes, you heard it yourself, that’s it. only after we met, after, what should we do now, well, what should we do, what should we do, what are you worried about, van , look, i don’t know, we’ll wash it, we’ll paint it, we’ll dress it up, we’ll make him keep quiet, well, listen, this the same idea, wait, your father wants varvara , so let him have it, the main thing for us is that funding opens up, and then go figure out who is who’s bride, but she almost killed me the first day, oh-oh-oh, you’ll be patient, well, you want live, know how to move around, she’ll be your bride for a week, then we’ll give her money. knee in the ass, well, whoever says that you had a fight, with whom it doesn’t happen, thank you,

seryozh, vanya, vanya, vanya, just wait, what do you mean, you want to give up everything, but never, kontik, i’ll be waiting here for you, wait, wait, look, come here. wanted that's it, gvozikova, free, hello, goodbye , you're fired, uh-huh, petrovich, you've gone crazy, why all of a sudden, why, did you almost crush the bosses with boxes, who, these dudes, they're not dudes, they're the bosses, that's it, that's it, conversation finished, that's it, free, give me my salary, salary, yes, your salary will go to the treatment

of the authorities, but how do i know where they went, here on the top shelf. i put in 200 rubles, oh, daughter, drunk, daughter, what a pest varya is, varenka, open the door, i won’t open it, boil, you have a salary today, i brought money, my salary, what? i want with her, that’s what i do, okay, oh, okay, as long as you live in my apartment? all the money goes into the general cash register, oh, the mother of the matter says, don’t get involved, cook, give me money, money, but there’s no money, that’s it, mom, they fired me, what, i don’t need the knuckles here, there’s no money, get out of here, mom, be quiet , please, oh-oh, go wherever you want, do whatever you want, but without money,

don’t come back, you heard, don’t come back, girl, what’s your house number? fourteenth. oh, kablukov said so, the fourteenth. twelfth apartment. ask. she's back. shadow brought it. good afternoon. hello. good

afternoon. does varvara gvozdikova live here? who are you? and me and my work, colleagues, yeah, colleagues, yeah, but you have money, you have it, but how much do you need, no, it’s gone, what are you going to call, will i call the police?

elite today on rtr. many of you check your email first thing when you wake up, and i'm certainly no exception. i'm like federik in felena style. she opened the champagne. do you want to get a sea of ​​positive emotions? tours to abkhazia, rested for a week in a skirt, ate vlazia. you are at the right place, here they will cheer you up everyone, i want to read, please read, i can’t read, but a man has to earn money, yesterday i

earned such money from my wife. i'm its leader. nikolay baskov. the most positive thing. morning mail with nikolai baskov. tomorrow on rtr. the gardener's granddaughter killed the snake. do you love it or not? are you ready to be mine? i'm ready to become yours, forever. love must be learned. how to learn to love yourself, start from the fragments of a broken dream, you can create a new one, you have decided where to go for gold. sometimes the best way to forget someone is to see them again. what's in

is life all that crooked? tell me about your life. a fairy tale based on real events. zolotse. 6th january. on rtr. we’ll tell you everything about the elections in russia in detail, it’s not difficult to understand them, it’s important, it’s honestly convenient, how to vote on a trip, 1 2 3 4 5, we’re going to the village to relax, but our grandfather thinks the vacation can wait, because he wants to vote these days, but his mother told him, vote directly in the village, be a mobile voter, my mother supported it, by the way, i already wrote a statement about this, the whole family in we're going to the village, animals

are adults and children, relax in nature and choose mobile , choose in the country, freely, important, honestly convenient, i know it's hard for you, but somehow we 'll have to live together, you know, well, i can't load the dog on board without a certificate, well , these are the rules, do you understand?

january 6 on rtr. what happened to the heels? he fired me, what are you, what an idiot, he didn’t even give me a salary , and you know because of whom, well, one of the metropolitan

dudes started counting harrows in the middle of the road, and i , as a shrewd one, ran over a box of tomatoes, so asshole, you know how this capital man is needed, like this, right in the shnobel, yeah, then the mother yelled, everywhere, uh-huh, that’s where these princes on white conics are? i’ll tell you what, they don’t exist in russia, but come on, look at me, well, ask me what i need to be happy, that 32,536 rubles. saska, i found an advertisement for a travel agency in a magazine, two weeks in turkey, two, two for the deaf, i repeat, that’s where all our princes are, oh that...

waitress, i’ll put on this make-up for you now , you’ll rock, they ’ll tear you off with their hands, oh look, wow, that's crazy what kind of guts, you want, you help, you offend, friend.

i saw, well, and then we will look for io, brides , well, the officiating bride, not funny, seryozha, not funny, but of course you can have a snack, oh, i told you, firewood, grill bar, yes, seryozha, you put me in

story, let's take the second one, yes, vanya, i saw it, but think about it, i should show this sheep to your father, excuse me, you're a demon, hello, handsome, you'll show it to my father, yagion, whatever you want, i came to work, yeah ,

what's your name? varya, gozdikova, you don’t need a last name, varya, and 18 is, is, is, 18 is, how much are you charging now, varya, what, are you crazy, who do you take me for, what’s calm, what ’s calm, well, everything’s in its place, now i’m sculpting, you what are you doing, give it as a gift? baral, understand? now this is an article. goats, what did you do? excuse me, barbarian? oh, and you are kenjon moskovsky here. well, well, what? a local police officer will arrive in an hour, they will record your testimony, then we will release you under your responsibility if you pay for the base. yes

, i’ll pay, i’m telling you. i just need to talk to her, it’s not supposed to, but yeah, 789, uh-huh, 5 minutes, van, van, just don’t say anything about your father , otherwise you’ll really have to get married, so what are you suggesting, oh , i’m telling you, all you need to do is drag the guest to moscow, give her money to force to play her, you go , wait, just a minute, just a minute, wait, and so, give her money to force her to play the role of the bride, but no, seryozha, you know that either you are ready, or get another bride, yes i am ready, i am ready, come on , i’m coming, i’m coming, i’m stuck, dude, my nose doesn’t hurt, it just happened, 5 minutes. is that you in

the photo? so what? no nothing, just it's changed a lot, what do you care? ivan, what do you want? ivan! varvara gvozdikov, i have a business proposal for you, i won’t write a statement and will give you 2000 for a broken vase, and what? yes, it’s clear what he wants for this, after all , my boss, alexey nikolaevich, he ’s a tyrant, which means you also have a boss, congratulations, everyone has bosses, they’re all tyrants, well, you see, you understand, in general , i invited him to a party with my fiancée, what do i have to do with it? and

we broke up with her, poor thing, so my boss won’t understand if i come to a party without a bride, he is monogamous. a great connoisseur of family joys, a big sheaf , i mean, a big bore, he doesn’t really trust me anyway because of his old-fashioned views on life, but here it turns out that i ’ve given him a ride, in short, studs, you’ll play the role of a bride at a party , that you don’t need ashenyaks, you don’t have to interfere in the conversation, but i ’m generally silent, just shut up, what nonsense, you don’t have masked women... yes, there are, well, but you look like her, you’re lying, no, no, of course, some things need to be fixed, hair, makeup, manners, well i don’t know, well, you’re all alike , listen, i’ll correct you like this, it won’t seem enough,

the oligarch has been found, but for that kind of money i ’d rather sit here than sell myself to you, 5 minutes have passed, i’ll sit here for a long time , 15 days, if you don’t compensate for the damage, or maybe more, if a citizen writes a statement, we’ll go out, okay, dude, you’ll really pay , of course i’ll pay, you’ll earn extra money, guys, wait, i don’t understand, what kind of conspiracy is this, and commander, one minute please, yeah, well, just keep in mind that i won’t sleep with you i will, but don’t, i swear, if you don’t like it, you’ll take it away... you’ll go home, as much as you need for happiness, for happiness, 32,536 rubles. why exactly this amount, they ask you secretly, okay, let it be secret,

so, okay? coming. listen, vanya, what will you tell ella when you bring home this carnation, and ella has left, as usual, until the money runs out, most likely, yes, here is the same copy, labor striker, market trader, blonde,

mamzel, kiss the hands , you yourself mamzel, vanya, vanya, at least you gave in, if you can, come on, koli, 32,536 rub. rur 32,536 and i told you, and i told you that it’ll be a ride, well, yes, van, van, we need to go to the lawyers, you goat, i’ll be back, i don’t like this quiet one, why? is he somehow slippery? and i,

haven’t i figured you out yet? but don't worry, it won't rust with me. oh! come in, this is your hut, my house, right? holy shit, oligarch, damn it, i would, for example , say excellent, amazing, beautiful , you live a tough life, hold on, hands, yes, damn it,

you just need to take in air and not exhale, smart, yes, i know without snot. how is it not pull the handle of the door in the other direction, open it calmly, ivan alekseevich, come in , hello, hello, you were too late, right? they didn’t call, i apologize, i got wrapped up, i’m warning you right away, the pies may not be suitable, we’re here marya mikhailovna, there’s an emergency, well , yes, by the way, meet, this is varvara gvozdikova and she’ll be staying with us for a while, hello, very good, varvar, meet , this, yes, what if you, well, no, well, broke through us, well, let’s try again, varvara, this is marya mikhalovna, the wisest woman in the world. here namely, check into your room, where? no,

no, varvara will live in our guest room, please, thank you, yeah. come in, come in, what's wrong with your nose? nothing, as they say, it will heal before the wedding, are you going to play a wedding with her, how did you guess? just kidding, marya mikhailovna , what a wedding, my father just called, i have to provide him with a bride, so are you going to take this miracle for the role of the bride,

well, what, she just doesn’t know how to dress herself, or so? what about eleanor? we're not finished yet. and the father? and my father just saw he really liked the photo of varvara. but in reality there will be no wedding, well , everyone will just get what they want. hey, oligarch, you have one room, like my whole apartment. cool! oh, be careful! everything is fine , i caught it, take pity on the girl, what if she falls in love with you, and then what? oh, everything works, i’ll give you money, i’ll send her home, and if you love her, i’ll give you money, i’ll send you home, boy, oh, are you a bourgeois? businessman, but there is a difference, ivan

alekseevich, so i need to go to work, uh-huh, uh-huh, well, go ahead, what am i, my boss loves beautiful women, chess and homemade pies, choose where to start, nonsense, you should have brought a chess player with a boyfriend, please stand up, yes, do you like this house? well, cool, look, everything is in its place here, yeah, flowers, furniture, windows, ceiling, walls, floor, me, well, what do you think is in dissonance with everything else, where, not where, but what, dissonance is a discrepancy, so what is in the discrepancy, am i why you brought me here?

don't touch here, don't come into my room, don’t turn on the computer , don’t bother marya mikhailovna, she will kill anyone who touches her personal space, everything is clear, you can breathe, you can, where, listen, daddy, just keep in mind that if something doesn’t go my way, i’m out of here i’m leaving, we agreed, and be so kind, chew it first, and then speak, we agreed, well done

, he’s either a fool, or whatever your mamzel is, he didn’t blow up the house, didn’t set fire to the garage, marya mikhailovna doesn’t call, that means everything’s fine, vanya, the lawyers will wait, there’s a little one here. kablukov said that on the territory there are some ruins at the construction site, a chair in which some crazy people are hammering nails and wines, that’s all. that’s it, don’t fool me, seryozha, no one will stop us from demolishing all this, the matter is most important, that means the matter, we need money to solve this formality, how much is 32,536 rubles, well, i’m serious, but 1.50 is enough, we’ll decide, yeah, what are you looking for there?

some kind of bullshit, he’s not real, it’s indecent for a girl to express herself in such words, bullshit, well, what else is crap, just not this, there are enough words in the russian language, but whether he burns or not, the fireplace is working, it is lit only on cold evenings, mainly in winter, come on, i ’ll take you to the guest room, the bathroom is nearby, maria, what’s your name, maria mikhailovna, mikhailovna, how many rooms are there in general, right?

wash first, mine, yours, here is your bathroom, mine, yours, so, robe, towel, slippers, all toilet and bathroom accessories in this cabinet, when you're done, i'm waiting for you in the dining room for dinner , it's indecent to make yourself wait for others, don’t be late in exactly one hour, exactly in an hour, but it’s clear what to repeat 100 times?

i am in heaven. i wish i were a friend upstairs , i don’t get up, my, no one wants

to, i’m washing, hello everyone, good evening, thief, you’ll be late, only 5 minutes, um, sit down. it’s indecent to sit at the table with a towel on your head, please, thank you,

b, bon appetit, thank you, marya mikhailovna. so, lesson number one: table manners. why two forks? because each device that lies in front of you is intended for a specific dish. yes. it's clear. how many forks, so many dishes. the complex sandwich you are holding in your hands needs eat on a plate with a fork and knife. sandwich, with a fork. yes, exactly, it tastes better this way, i already said, you don’t have to talk with your mouth full, but with signs, oh! well, where , where, then, so, gvozdnikovo, tomorrow at 9

am we are leaving, try to get some sleep, get yourself in order, gain strength, if you remember, my boss must like us, bon appetit, you too. well, oligarch, what are we going to do, and what, gvozdikova, is she ready for global changes? i mean, is your entire wardrobe made up of this? i... by the way, i'm not going home i stopped by, if you remember, and this was given to me by a friend, by the way, from the company, but i see

that it will be better like this, so let’s leave the wardrobe with some sweets, let’s get in the car, please! lesson number two: a woman should always take care of her appearance, chewing gum, it’s still sweet, chewing gum, where, where, where, where you won’t need it anymore, tryndets, show your hands, in the hands of a woman, her happiness, she should keep an eye on them, they need to be groomed or groomed, i would look at your hands. snow white, bore, now i understand why

your fiancée ran away, should i swallow this compliment or return it, and you try, good afternoon, sit here for now, and denis arkadvich is with you, right? shall i go see him? yes, sure. thank you. what is this who you have? moctor who? well,

doctor? ella, perhaps? no, not ella, who? i brought you a new client. now, day, one minute. porfavo. why, where did you run away, open the door, yes, why doctor, where are we, in a beauty salon or in a hospital, we didn’t agree with you like that, denis arkadyevich, the best cosmetologist in the city, he will simply give advice on what to pay attention to, yeah, how to hide what others shouldn’t see, and how best to sell the most delicious things, sell, i won’t sell anything, don’t, this is a figurative expression. i'm not for sale, and please learn the third lesson before you say or do anything, even in the most emergency situation, even if a meteorite falls on you, count to ten,

ha, i'll count to ten until it hits me won’t spank, oh, well, well, five, six, 7, 8, 9, 10, just try to inject me with something, he wanted to sell me, too, caramel, you want it, i want it, thank you, well, let me introduce you, denis arkadyevich, this is varvara, varvara, this is denis arkadyevich, hello, thank you.

yeah, here, stop, stop, stop, stop, head higher, to the side, so, van, give me an hour, please, and i... we’re waiting in the soviet union, he burst onto the stage like a fresh wind with a squadron of his songs . 55 years of the stage, my friends, 55 years old, i asked the chase, to shoot, my hand did not rise, my only one,

betrothed to the wind, just wait. so, did you get enough sleep? gentlemen, just a minute, pay attention, today is a big day for us, a big holiday, nah, it’s been a while since we

’ve seen each other, hold on, even. you know, but for every cool fighter he will find an even cooler one, you fell in love with them, but who is good for you, your wife or your boys, don’t ask stupid questions now, they are still loved, you are responsible for your words, i am always responsible for my words, hero of his time, beauty, rapping, the whole crew, just looking at the platform. you look 100 to one, what is our task to open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then with a podbokh, the name of which character from pushkin’s works, everyone knows how much it will be 7.8, 7.8, 7.8, how much it will be, who is at

work, speaks a lot and loudly, on rtr, you were in a yellow dress and when- then she laughed to herself, here, there were such rays, look into my eyes, tell me that you don’t have another woman, i don’t have another woman.

oleg, who is for you, i don’t know how you could drag her into our house, yes you betrayed, mother, yes you betrayed us all, when the ice melts in the heart, i’m there, when the time comes, start all over again, you’ve lost her husband, and now i’ve decided to take mine, it’s not like that, but it’s like that, i want to come back, i love you. half an hour before spring on january 6 on rtr, we are in the television center on shabolovka, here is the evening of the poet nikolai nikolaevich dobronravov, his melody is with us, alexandra nikolaevna

pakhmutova. his land, hope, my earthly compass, and luck, the reward laughed, under the wing of the plane. but about something washes the green sea , you get halkas from friends, no need for luck, thank you. i’m listening to you, hello, aquanu, hello, eleanor, is he, ivan alekseich, not at home? it's okay, i'll wait. but he didn't say when he returns. yes, open this

damn door for me, i’ll sit out, wait at home, are there any problems? jaba. that's funny. listen, listen, the king has died. and so, but he left his kingdom, yeah, to his three sons, hurt yourself, - said the fourth son, oh, what is it, it hurts, no, it tickles, oh, sorry, i understand, it tickles. chat already, please, relax, don’t think about anything, if you want, i’ll tell you a joke too, it means that one day my granddaughter came to visit his granny in the hospital, yeah, he brought her

oranges, vitamins, and his granny asks, grandson, tell me, what is the name of that german who makes me crazy, and he answers her, alzheimer’s, grandma, who is he? well, this is such a disease. well, well, this is when a person remembers practically nothing. ah - understandable, then. i see, well, yes, yes. arkadivich, can i get up? what, the chair is hard? no, well, well, well, it’s inconvenient for me. girls. so in front of the queen with me , well, that’s our job, yes, well, well then, okay, your coffee, thank you very much,

please, yes, seryozh, wai, hello, uh, here, in general, these idiots local historians don't want concede, those who don’t understand, well, these kreveds from pervomaisk about this stupid pillar. that you will decide everything, you and these ideas will come to an agreement, in short, i scored an arrow in the diamond with them at 14:00, you will come, okay, i will, seryozh, oh, thank you, go ahead, yeah.

ugh, my god, whose is this, you ask ivan alekseevich about this. i ’ll ask, don’t hesitate, there’s a snake, well, there’s your aunt, well, aunt , you say, you say, clean your ears, you tell

me, i tell you what i told you to do , she says to make your eyes big, to make you blush more, well, why not you need to know, she doesn’t like rudeness since childhood, she’s like a bully, she says she tells you your blush says and get out of here, well, let’s go home, dear, i forgot or something , the kids are waiting at home, crying, straining themselves, damn it, so what? , this is all day, well, yes, but what did you want the bodox to upload, or what? no, well , vanya, understand, in your hands?

thank you, well, what will we do next, dear, and it’s not funny, but i see we ’re late, get in the car, why are you so gloomy, or your big-lipped goat turned you off, and are you jealous and ran away.

belt, yes, what’s wrong again, teach me how to count to ten, zangot.

just to please a person’s soul, really , lesson number four, your language, your enemy, a girl’s kind is not a garbage dump, speech distinguishes a well-mannered person from a village, van, i understood everything, you’re offended, no, i’m thinking about our agreement, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, excellent. so, today we have to buy two dresses for you, a business dress and a cocktail dress. do you remember? 6 7 8 9 10. so, i remember. sorry, i need to answer. yes, dad, hi. how did they even let her in here, i’m

just in shock, the tights are like my grandmother’s, and in general he showed the way here, it’s interesting, she’s one of them, the lookout is looking, yeah, now she’ll see, well, that’s all, however, what needed to be proven. yes , he’s standing, he’s walking, okay, girls, well, everyone was looking at the beauty, yes, peek-a-boo, hey, well, oh, i, of course, and julie roberts, but here’s the guy, there he is, he, ah, he’s mine, and he looks like a millionaire. therefore, if

you don’t just stand there stupidly, we ’ll stock up on you, specifically, it’s coming, it’s coming, well , here’s a hammer, high five, oops, what would you like to buy, in short, i need two dresses, one for business, the other for evening, and no, ballroom club, wait, some kind of alzheimer’s, what is this dress, i don’t know, are you fools, this is some kind of disease, oh my god. well, such, such, how to say, this is such a flower-candy-dessert, cocktail, oh, well, uh-huh, brain, cocktail, then let's go, let's go, dad, well, we live in

the modern world, yes, i know your modern peace, no principles, no feelings , no love, just pure sex, tell me, what does my fiancee have to do with our business, if you can fall in love... and if if you trust each other, then everything will be fine in your business. i need a reliable, faithful, loving wife next to you. okay, if you don’t like it, are you just going to close our project? our conversation is over here, see you later. dad, hello, dimon, well, you actually have such a store. well done, girls, what kind of business are you, come on, come on, come on, count to ten, vanya, sweetie. tanya was told that it was business, good day, hello, and timon, the owner of the store, he said that in general, that there would be a cocktail discount on dessert, maybe champagne, he also gives me champagne, uh-huh, yes, yes, yes, yes, i’m coming, i’m coming, how much did you drink?

i, yes, i hardly drank, dimon treated me, by the way, he offered me a job, how do you do it, why, well, you see people for the first time, but you already communicate like with old acquaintances, you’re already drinking champagne, getting a job, you know how many people pass by me at the market, wow, but you don’t care, to everyone with a soul, how did you even get to this market, how, on foot? i was in the eighth grade, my father got sick, they put him in the hospital, he lay there for a long time, and when his mother found out that dad wouldn’t leave the hospital, she started drinking, well, in general, they fired me from work there, i had to work,

well, where is the job for a schoolgirl, only for market, then... dad died, before his death he drank everything in the stew, our proud warrior does not give up, in short, we closed the topic, which means i have an important business meeting. try not to spoil anything, uh-huh, please keep it, nothing, no amateur performances,

if anything happens, look at me, i’ll tell you what to do, uh-huh, and most importantly, nothing speak, absolutely, absolutely. i can make it in time, no need, why then are you taking me with you? well, let's assume that this is the first rehearsal of our family dinner. come on, come in, we 're late, why don't you change the money changer, she's sweet, just give up the dog, huh? hurry up, what are you doing, straighten up, chest forward , butt, a little back, you said butt, you cursed , i said it in a whisper, so it couldn’t be heard throughout the entire restaurant, that’s okay, come on, can i have

a shot too, no , why because, come on, good afternoon everyone, good afternoon, nikolai alexandrovich, nina andreevna, my wife, hello, it’s very nice, this is varvara, me too, yeah, it’s very nice, my fiancee, my fiancee just really missed you and decided to combine business with pleasure, have a seat, oh yes, that’s why she’s present at our meeting, so to speak, an operative, well for first , let me tell you a little about our project, uh-huh, seryozh, yes, just a second, uh-huh, uh- huh, yes, yes. yeah, we are planning to open a large network of hypermarkets throughout the moscow region, yeah, and there will be space not only for shops, there will be entertainment centers for children, swimming pools. even a water park, so we want to start with may day, varvara and i

value family values ​​very much, yes, we understand everything and have nothing against it, but how will you solve problems with the estate, with the estate, with which estate, on the territory of your construction there is a historical monument, here is a pillar, a pillar with nails, what a monument, this is an old estate. it’s not an official historical monument yet, that’s it, that’s it, but we’re working on it, yes, and we won’t let you destroy it, well, that’s right, but why? destroy, we can just move it, move it, yes, you can...

well, we are ready to cover all expenses in order to preserve history, but we can just move it to the left 200 m, or to the right, but we are building we won’t reschedule, but it ’s 10, i need to go out to the toilet. let's go, wait, we haven't agreed yet, excuse

me, i don't think we can agree, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, i don't care about the estate either, the big theater, here's seryozha, a little problem could turn into in a very big way, van, well, i don’t i know, well, give me a couple of days , i’ll decide everything, i really hope so, i really, everything will be fine, i went, bye, bye, gvozdikova, well, you and i agreed, why did you run away, it won’t work out for you and me nothing, give me money, i'll go home, why? yes, it’s disgusting to listen to your conversations, now i understand who you are, well, who are the bandits,

the hogs, the invaders, why is this all of a sudden, yes, i’ve lived in this may day all my life, we know everything about this estate, what exactly it is, otherwise, i don’t remember that many years ago, one poor boy fell in love with a landowner’s daughter, what's his name, that's it. well, the landowner, of course, wanted to marry his daughter to a rich man, sent this little guy to hell , he was just like you, so he locked his daughter, he locked his daughter, well, so he began to come to the gate every evening, my love, he started killing, he started hanging carnations, hanging flowers, wait, what kind of posts, you said gates, well...

i think it’s about love. you give me a tooth, but stop it,

i won’t give you a tooth, peace, peace, cooking. and hello, you look great, thank you, creature, and yes, yes, yeah, you have guests, who,

eleanor. hi, i heard we have a guest, you’re talking about, yes, i’m talking about varvara, who, i ’m marya mikhailovna’s niece, i came from provomaisk to work, you said that everything was over between us, why did you come, well, masha. what are you doing? al, well, well, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, well, excuse me, where have you gone? yes , and i didn’t disappear, i left, where, to moscow,

what for, to earn money, i have a lucrative contract, taska, wow? not for a week, yes, taska, listen, go to my mother, tell her not to worry, ha, what makes you think that she thinks about you, yes, that’s it doesn’t matter, i don’t think about it, okay, i’ll come in , i told you that the outfit would be cool, it worked, come on, tell me, it worked, here, listen, leave me alone, let me... talk to the person, but now , well, let me call you back later, well, come on, come on , bye, uh-huh, bye, in my opinion, you look great, there you go.

vanya, this is the first thing, but today , first of all, i, purr, baby, why are you such a beech, and why? i wish we could fly to paris, a sign of reconciliation, i can’t, but you can fly, take a friend, girlfriend, yeah, and maybe i can have some money too

a friend will give it, thank you, i'll be back in 3 days , i hope you'll be there, ella, i hope you'll miss me, al, yeah, i think we need to finish everything, this is interesting, i think we just made up, we have nothing will work out, that ’s why, yes because, because you and i can’t even be friends, great, we will. lovers, in my opinion, we ’re doing pretty well, come on, why? listen, i 'll be back in 3 days, then we'll talk like humans, that's it, bye, touch, good

morning, marya mikhailovna, marya mikhailovna, they didn’t see the leaflet, i say it was handwritten, they didn’t see it, i wrote it, this one is for the glory of the russian plaza. and what do you think about eleanor, it seems she spent the night with us today, well that’s why, hello everyone, good morning, good morning, good morning,

so elephant c4, yeah,

thank you, thank you, thank you, may 1st check and what is this burst? what about a draw? i understand!

i'm holding it! be careful, oh, it's like the moment before sunstroke . there is a person who knows something about oleg’s disappearance, this conversation cannot be resolved, we need evidence, your revelations are coming

to you, when you are not ready for him, you think that you are the hunter, and he is the game, but if on the contrary, the secret cherishes, today on rtr. i thought that here everything is more serious, you sit and think, there’s no need to think about it, here it’s all, to play or not to play, yes, yes, that’s it , there can’t be two opinions, because we have five of them, this a dangerous fairytale animal, but when it comes to fleas, i have no competition, there are questions here about how everything is running, i really want to check, seriously, is this flirting?

i have no children, but i have two nieces, olya and nika, we have a wonderful family, i think my girls do.

don’t learn from your mistakes, natalya varley, get up, go change your life, you can do anything, i said, aunt lucy, your aunt lucy, january 7 on rtr, there’s only one natural blond in the whole country, he’s not a grandfather.

well, i can’t load the dog on board without a certificate, well, the rules are, you understand, a jansapnik, i have a business trip abroad, viktor dobronravov, i don’t know what it was on the runway , the dog, in my opinion, pavel maykov, evgenia dmitrievna, no , well, this is some kind of zoo, vladimir ilyin, quietly, the eighteenth is landing, he’ll run now. here and no one else to meet in the sky, the owner flew to prague on this plane, but didn’t take her with him, vladimir simonov, the whole world should recognize this dog, what’s her name, palm tree, palm tree, you miss him, palm tree, i miss you too, january 6 on rtr.

in the park at night with a girl, and you know what , if it were warm now, you and i could go for a swim in the rod, with a cane, and why are you laughing, and why are you laughing, by the way, the girls and i always went swimming like that at night, you know how scary, oh, fun, yes, and take me with you, now, you know how many girls there are besides me, no, no, i mean.

together, together , uh, well, hold it, hey, oh, well, quickly let her go, uh, where, cook, but don’t touch her, come here. three healthy foreheads, and if we had turned out to be boxers, we would have gotten off lightly, the girl needed help, what does the foreheads have to do with it, oh, we had to take her home anyway, so i put her in a taxi, i told the taxi driver that he was right

at her door delivered. well, i gave one a good hit, don’t turn around, hero, after all, i i wonder why 32,536 rubles, and that’s how much a trip to turkey for 2 weeks costs, a dream, but not my girlfriends, taska. and yours, world peace, do you know what i wanted to tell you? why else? a bad omen, a lost button, a lost friend, i ’ll sew it on for you later. did you want to say something? do you know

what i decided? what? we will move our construction site. i even found a place to keep your may day pillar. well, i gave you a hard time, i’ll tell seryoga right tomorrow, what is this? this is like thank you, and this is like please smart ass!

one two three. four, five , six, 7, 8, 9, 10. what the hell, 10,

great, sulfur, great, so, consider it, the issue with these idiots local historians has been resolved, there are people who will tighten the screws, it won’t be enough. vanya, it's time to scare them. seryoga, well , first of all, we’re not idiots, and secondly, let’s move this construction site. i mean, wait, what do we mean we’ll reschedule? maybe we will lose so many women? well, forgive me for the lofty words, but money is not the most important thing. for example, do you know why the city of pervomaisky is called pervomaisky? no, yes, well, peace, labor, may, yes, who cares? this is darkness, serge, because it was formed on may 1st. that's all. yes, fairy tales. history, i read it myself. wait, heels. already. we’re not buying land from him so expensively , well, well, we’re saving so much, so much time, everything ’s been decided, wait, wait, i think i’m starting to understand, this is about may day , that gvozdikova of yours told you, varya, well, gvozdikova, well,

his name is dad , seryoga, what are you doing, and you, you fell in love with me, but i don’t know, wait, but the contract, the contract, and... the bride, and dad, our plans, my friend, the plans don’t change, tell me to the builders that i found a new place, okay, come on. marya mikhailovna, what? what do you think about van? what should i think about him? i know everything about him. but why? he is such a. which? don't

know. well, like that. what kind of guy, grew up without a mother. my father is always on business trips. in this, like... argentina, ordinary, like everyone else, no, not like everyone else, that’s okay, this one, vanya’s boss, who, and alexey nikolaevich, is he really such a tyrant? we don’t have cottage cheese, i’ll go buy it, no, i’ll do it myself, you do the dough, okay, it’s so easy, they’ll call. you will answer, okay, trendy, here you go,

boss samdor, hello, what did you want? do you want it back? whom? ivan, i mean, did he go somewhere? ella, turn on your brain. he has another woman. who? did you see her at ivan’s house? well, he, but he also

said that this is the niece of this toad, what a creature, what a niece, a trader from the market, we brought her from pervomaisk, now she is teaching ivan how to live, how to do business, with whom drink, who he slept with, she slept with him, what did you think, not once, not twice, not three times, that’s it, i’ll talk to you, so what? do? ella, ella, what did i come up with, huh, what? invented? go!

hello, i'm listening, hello, who is it? and who are you? i, alexey nikolaevich, i need ivan. oh, you, oh, you, alexey nikolaevich, the same alexey nikolaevich? the same one? oh, you are probably ivarya. who am i? yes, of course. yes, i, varya, yes. well, hello, varya. hello, alexey nikolaevich. hello, how do you like my ivan, yes, wonderful, super, that is , he is a wonderful person, ivan, does not offend you, vanya, if only he had me, but no, of course not, but he is at work now, and i am at home, and he is there, yes, by the way, how is his work, everything is fine, fine, hello, his work is very good alexey nikolaevich, and in general, i’ll tell you...

he’s kind, he’s fair, he’s such a responsible worker, we’re talking about it now, who are we talking about now, and in general , you know that, of course, you can be offended by me, i’ll tell you anyway, you shouldn’t trust him, you can trust him, you’re serious, seriously, maybe i don’t trust anyone either i believe, i trust him, i advise you.

vanya will arrive in a few minutes, wait for him in the yard, excuse me, i have to go, goodbye, damn, the mother is already here, hello, hello, huh? what, well, well, well, i don’t know, don’t be so old, you want vanya, oh well done, so we’re acting as agreed, why are you beeping , well, turn off oh, well, gvozdikova, how are you and i ’m pushing all the buttons here, right? i’m baking pies,

well done, great, great, well, gvozdikova, thank you for your work, you can go home, more. we don’t need it, but what about your boss, he’s a tyrant, and well, you’re giving him gvozdikovo , well, you can’t trust everyone, so i don’t believe everyone, well, i believe ivan, but you don’t, yeah, okay, yes, your ivan, your ivan used you like the last sucker. but there is no samadur’s boss, it’s his father, alexey nikolaevich , he demanded that vanya get married, otherwise he won’t give him money for the hypermarket, and vanya, as luck would have it, had a quarrel with his bride, so he took you to the role of his own bride, i told you, i don’t believe you, you don’t believe me, yes, okay, okay,

but, well, do you really think that vanya could fall in love with someone like you, okay, but how do i know? why did he buy you for 32,536 rubles? where is ivan? fairy tales are over, carriage turned into a pumpkin, the princess into a whore, she worked it out, oh, let me go, you sick woman, do you want to go with you? say, come on, go ahead , look out the window, excuse me, ivan now has a new bride, or rather the old one has returned,

don’t you understand yet, everything is over between us? it was very nice to work, but as they say, the carriage turns into a pumpkin, the princess goes home, cooking, cooking, wait, don’t touch me, my! van, what did you tell her? yes, what did i say, is it true? what the hell is the truth? yes, wait, don't touch it! listen, you said it yourself, the matter is most important. here you go, what do i need a bride for, huh? of course, she doesn’t have a braid, but there’s no need to play along, she’ll play along, play along, play along, play along. vanya, vanya, vanya, you will thank me for

saving you from this carnation. varya, her name is varya, what are you doing, where are you standing? we started talking, yes, yes, we are friends, yes , yes, i am for you, yes, you have already done everything for me, seryozha, go away, both of you go away, you need to collect the money, never come back, vanya. seryozha, seryozha, you promised to fix everything, seryozha!

why didn’t you answer the phone... i dialed you, dialed you, or i missed something, the main thing that i missed, marya mikhailovna, our proud warrior does not surrender to the enemy, uh-huh, no one wants mercy, you have never had such a talented class, the stars will feel like schoolchildren again, can i choose the brightest teacher of the year, svetlana will have to become a wire for a light bulb, whoever ’s light goes out, i’ll turn it on, and by the way, i’m a good

conductor, even complex tasks can be done if there’s a talented teacher nearby, 323, i know what it’s like, i’m a two-student , i don't need to be scared, the country should know the name of the best, i wish success to this magnificent seven teachers, cool topic, premiere. january 5 at rtr , hang in there, it takes time, you won’t be able to operate any more than stop, then bradina , as i understand it, i’m scratching, no, you think carefully, go back to work, we’ll see, we’ll see, you’re running away from problems, they won’t exist without you they can, and so can you without them...

in what sense is preposovsky from january 9 on rtr, many of you check your email first thing when you wake up, and i, of course, am no exception,

the most positive thing. morning mail with nikolai baskov. tomorrow on rtr. the gardener's granddaughter powered the snake. do you love it or not? are you ready to be mine? i'm ready to become yours - forever. love must be learned. how to learn to love? start with yourself. you can create a new one from the fragments of a broken dream, you decide you need to go for gold.

sometimes the best way to forget someone is to see them again. why is everything so crooked in life? tell me about your life. a fairy tale based on real events. golden. january 6 at rtr, a winter evening, which we spend in the company of the creators of your favorite films about gordemarinin, in general i have two mothers, both worlds, i’m so lucky, we’ve been together for 65 years, how many times a day do you kiss slansterger 65. hello, andrey, a special holiday episode on january 6 on rtr.

in the canopy there is a creaking sound, a drooping, dryish linden tree, and the smell of wheels. the willows are blowing, the wind is blowing, but it sounds, it sounds, and you are my forgotten paradise, punish me, my dear , i haven’t been to my homeland for 5 years, 5 years, i miss russian speech, but put something that you are dragging, that's it, that's it, we've arrived, we've arrived, thank you, so... "here, be healthy, thank you, ivan petrov, thank you, happy to stay, happy

, happy, welcome, marya mikhailovna, alexey nikolaevich, it remains so, formidable teacher, maria mikhalna, strangle me, it’s me with joy, with joy, well..." where are the young people, here ’s apollo, marya mikhailovna, figure! hello , dad, hi, dad, hi, well, where is yours , where, i can’t wait to see where varya is, dad, she ’s not there, it looks like there’s a topic for a man

’s conversation. pop, but you’re not folder, if i said there is a topic, that means there is, oh, marya mikhailovna, marya mikhailovna, yours, your signature, with cottage cheese? signature, but not mine and not with cottage cheese, well, you can boiled, boiled, yeah , bon appetit, delicious, i went, but i won’t invest in your project, just like that, what do you say, but i’m not asking, dad, now you’ll make the decision yourself, where

to invest our money, boss? is it such a joke for the old man to rest the young boy, you think it’s all about marriage, the whole point has always been, son, in you, and maybe even in me, i didn’t think that you were ready for independent work, that you ready to make independent decisions, but what has changed dad, but they just gave me opportunity. look at you from the other side, and i realized that you have become an adult, you have become a man, yes, who gave you such an opportunity, your varya, i talked to... with

her yesterday on the phone, and if you had heard, how she defended you, how she, how she stood for you, and how i learned a lot about my own son, you know, i listened and was proud of you, yes, i was proud, i, of course, have no right to interfere in your affairs. but they're cooking, i'm taking a timeout.

calm down, come on, you know what, let's take the menu, and sit down, eat deliciously, drink, and let the girl go, tell her to calm down, otherwise i’ll call the police, you won’t drive, rather, you won’t drive, eh? okay, call the police , uh, brother, call me, why do i have nowhere to sleep here anyway, and there’s a government room, government grub, well brother, why the police, yes

, come on, i’m ready, call, uh, brother, brother, put it a vase, and you go, put it, no, listen, you are animals, and people, you are animals, animals! belov, maybe that’s enough, how long can you hang around here, i beg you to pay for this

unfortunate vase already, why, i’m here ok, what the hell, you ’ve been sitting here for five days already, if you let me out into the city , i’ll break all the windows, your little bastard. belov, do you understand that you are somehow not like a human being, but did you get hired to carry grub or something? yes, so , yeah, i understand, that’s it, belo, i jumped, let’s go out, they paid for your vase, who paid, you know, white, let’s go out.

oh, who paid for me? and how do i know, i asked the boss, this won’t work, i’m staying, uh, nebelov, that’s not the way it’s supposed to be, you don’t have any moral... right , you’re free, so get out, go ahead, and i said, i’ll sit until she comes, i won’t let the ticket in, i said, i paid for it, answer me one question, ask. what did you say to my father when you talked to him on the phone? nothing special, i told him that you can be trusted, and you never

lie gvoznikov, you can trust me. well, gvozdikova, let's hammer in some cloves? shall we hang ribbons? yes. provocation is treacherous behavior. is there a difference between a man and a woman? i noticed. then it turns out that my husband and my cat. the most intelligent creature in our family. orientalism is a parallel agenda. continuation of the conversation in new episodes of our podcasts. and so as not to miss anything, subscribe, listen and watch

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on january 3 on rtr. tv channel information service. continues your work on the air, you are watching the news , my name is maria sittal, hello, a powerful missile strike on ukraine, explosions and detonation at the country’s military facilities, the impression of a heart-to-heart conversation with the president, i am grateful that the actions of my battalion were so highly appreciated and me, for what merit?