hello, hello, i am the one, hello, and this is the same boy, they came to thank you and come on in, don’t spoil, don’t spoil, i’m telling you, fim, well, look who came, your godson came to you. i don’t know what words to say to you seraphim nikitivich, but if it weren’t for you, then we probably would have gotten along like a parrot, we would have, and, lo and behold, he’s not sleeping, he’s looking into the sky, he’ll be an astronaut, come on, here, hold it, hold it, i’ll put some tea on, mother, i’ve papirirovsya, thank you very much, seraphim nikitoch, if it were n’t for you... that’s what i called it, but not yet, well,

well, i guess i’ll go, otherwise the taxi driver will kill me, i’ll go, and where are you going, but now, probably to the station, and then where, far away, i say, where do you live, where is your house, but nowhere like nowhere else? do you have any relatives anywhere? no, we have a big country , there are a lot of good people, they won’t let you go to waste, citizen, how long can you wait, be careful, how much is there, 5.40, you get it, you can’t cry, you have a child, i don’t have small change, i i'll give you change, calm down, 15, you

bring some things, 40 kopecks, that's not enough for you boss, don’t show up, what’s your name, tatyana, well then, what happened, well, what ’s next, then they separated, but with you young people it’s easy. so your husband is golden , but mine didn’t take his salary home , he drank everything with his friends, but what kind of salary do i have, we didn’t live with a schedule, and i don’t have a real profession, secretaries, is that really a profession, but incoming outgoing, machine- kapirka, you give him a pacifier, so he won’t cry. well, all that remains is that i

, pregnant, went to my aunt in rumyanovka, she left for the far east, well, that’s all from here you know, marya timofeevna, since the little stitch needs to be sewn more, the baby is growing, and you know, marya timofeevna, find me some groom who’s lying around. a positive old man, over forty , so that he leaves early, comes late, well, so that the salary is 200 rubles, i will be his wife, faithful, why are you talking, i’m telling the truth, with a child no one will marry me, oh, you’re talking, no all that,

where is tatyana? did you go get a job again? i would wake up. basyak. why are you quiet?

add some salt, it’s still warm, sit down. what are you doing? expensive. and maria timofeevna, if you knew how grateful i am to you, i didn’t take anything from your things, only 8 rubles from the box. for

a ticket, then i’ll send you, wonderful people, i believe, from a child you will grow into a real... soviet citizen, your dissolute tatyana, don’t be dishonest, call your son seraphim, don’t appear. tatyana sterova, but smart, she’s smart, and you, noble one, let a stranger into the house, didn’t ask for a passport, and i didn’t give her

the personnel to ask for a document, what if? what's wrong, go away, that's all, and you tell me you say, go away, you crazy woman, you better tell me what to do with the child, and what to do with him? i need to think about what to feed him, that’s all, excuse me, put it in its place, forgive

me, please, put it in its place, they tell you, that’s it, don’t show up, why don’t i like women?

hello, good morning, it’s hot today, just like today, no one knocked, no, it was calm, it’s nice, uncle, what time is it, thank you.

excuse me, where is staraya street? comrade, can you tell me where staroderskaya street is? i don't know, i don't know, i don't know.

what do you want boy, i need the address of one passenger, he left his dog here, she will wait until the last minute, because you are family to her, palm tree on january 6 on rtr. we watch to explore the world, educational programs and documentaries, we watch,

we watch, in the application or on the website, the gardener’s granddaughter, the snake, whether you love it or not, you are ready to become mine, i am ready to become yours, forever. you have to learn love, how to learn to love, start with yourself, from the fragments of a broken dream you can create a new one, you decided, you have to go, gold, sometimes the best way to forget someone is to see them again, well life is all so crooked, tell me about your life,

smelly, the earth is empty without him, hope, my earthly compass, and luck, reward, laughed, under the wing of an airplane, sings about something, green sea, i get it, friends.

hello, who do you need, please allow me, thank you, excuse me, what business are you on? and you shakers? let’s say, well, that means i’m coming to you, no, no, but i have nothing to do with you, you see, well, i don’t even know how to tell you this, well, somehow i want to be more gentle, well, in general, my wife went to you, she is not at home,

but that’s okay, that’s even good, i just wanted to see how she lives, with whom, with me. hello, no, no, no , don’t be afraid, i won’t beat you, i , you know, i, i’m a musician, and musicians, excuse me, i’ll close the door, musicians, disorderly people, sausage shop, pie shop, dumpling shop, whatever food, you yourself understand what to feed there, well, where it is, but at home it’s better, i’m an old bachelor, i really wanted a tidy room, comfort, warmth, home light, home food, home food, yeah.

a wonderful, not at all modern woman, but i don’t like modern people, i don’t respect them, shoes with any kind of platform, a wig under a wig, pause, no, she’s not like that, if you want, i ’ll tell you about her, you’re probably interested in this, well, how can i tell you, no, you , you don’t need to say anything, sit quietly, smoke your pipe, say i, okay, my wife, your wife.

150 g of maria variety cookies, mix all this thoroughly, put this mixture on low heat, when this mixture thickens or turns white, you need to cool it and layer it with these very thin cakes, then turn it out decorate with candied fruits, figured chocolate and serve straight to the table, your second, second favorite dish for a moment, the argentine tango doesn’t bother you, no, i really like the argentine tango. danga, by the way, your second favorite dish is meat, in argentinean style, what are you saying, no, try it, you ’ll try everything, and of course you hand over your shirts to the laundry, yes, i see that, because the collars don’t hold up forms, now this is out of the question, she washes everything herself, of course, forgive me for speaking in such intimate details, you know, she does it herself manicure, she even cut my hair, yes, yes,

she is not with me, now you see that, please tell me, are you going to the store yourself? i was born a woman and i have to do it myself, she says: it’s not a man’s business to run around shopping, men, real men, she says, have a lot of their own worries, but a lot of worries, yes, yes, yes, yes, thank you , excuse me, if anything, what are you doing, what are you doing, but i thought you had come? scandal, what are you talking about, i realized that it will be very good with you, and you are a sweet and wonderful person, let me i’ll kiss you, yes, please, just please take the pipe out of your mouth. happiness to you, at night, at night in sultry argentina, thank god, but

how long can you wait all day, in a hairdresser here it’s like at work, 8 hours, still a very long time, dears. i’m hungry, but how they combed my hair, and i’m hungry, why didn’t you buy anything? i thought you would do everything yourself, what are you, dear, i don’t know how to do anything, you’re kidding, why do people get married, in order to have lunch and dinner at home, please prepare for me some kind of crust pie, honey name?

and he will smoke his pipe and blow into his damned saxophone, terrible man, what do you want to eat, it’s terrible, and you’ve lost weight, yes, now i’ll cook you meat, argentine style, what is it? i have no idea.

katya, katya, come here. what has happened with you? the parents got into trouble because of seryoga, right?

yes, he walks and walks, and the years pass. no, ver, my wobka is not like that, my wobka is decisive. i feel like he should propose to me any day now, as expected, what about you? by the way, seryoga is not i have to, i understand, well then, how can i do a reconciliation, what? why? well, well, breathe, breathe , well, well, well, i was walking, so what, yes, if you marry everyone, you won’t get out of the marriage palace of combinations, i understand, but they say you ’ll marry katya yourself, what, what to say, yes. they say the break is over, so i’m off to lunch, listen, how can i cope, i don’t know, i don’t

know. well, as i understand the problem, verka insists that seryoga get married, but seryoga is a flimsy guy, his character is not enough, and in general, seryoga’s groom is early, that he a second-class driver, it’s nonsense these days, how will he live with his family, well, take the left cargo or stuff the passengers in the back with kief. they’ll drink too much, oh, thank you, well, the children will go , because you can’t protect yourself, in one word, keep quiet , that’s the end, that’s right, i say , it’s the girl’s fault, that if you press, he’ll leave her all that ’s so bad for them, or what? here you are, katya,

well done, you’re not like verka, you’re malata, you’re modern, i mean seriously , it’s nice to talk to you, but no, katya, i’m one hundred percent for it. well, where should we live, with yours, at mine, they’ll eat, but in general, what’s the hurry , because you and i live well, and in general, how to get married,

go to bed in a rough way, well, girls, let’s go our separate ways or whatever, happily, bye, let’s go to the movies, to the movies , the viburnum is red today, the viburnum is red - this is very good, but where is katya? katya, katya, there she is, there, there she is, we all decided to go to the cinema, girls, you got me! don’t wait , wow, this is serious, vovka, let’s go, girls,

so that means you kidnapped me, it’s kind of interesting, no one has ever kidnapped me in my life, kidnapping in a car with kefir, no i can, well done, vovka, where are you taking me, you’ll see. “well, well, you’re a strange person, vova

, then you’re afraid of enslavement with me, and now look, what are you making fun of because of me, why? when i was sitting in the dining room, doused in lemonade, wet and sticky, everyone around was laughing they were tumbling, i realized that you had poured me right, on business, but i felt like i was losing.” because i think only about you, i love only you, and i dream, among other things, of saving you money for a red czech motorcycle so that you can ride around the city on it in a red helmet, like in that movie i forgot the name, come out, where,

i won’t go, why don’t you go, i won’t go. i don’t want to go anywhere, let me in, there’s something to do, katya, well, guys, let me in, we’ll wait for events to unfold. what, you want to buy me a motorcycle? not yet. and what? you'll see. can? please. a little book? no. thank you. sorry, it's mendelssohn's wedding march. wedding march ruble 20. a record? no. let's go. please come forward. "hello, come in, here i brought it,

come in, well, just a minute, yeah, turn around, turn around, okay, so , more, more, 46, third height, right, very pretty girl? i envy you, what’s your name? katya, katya, just a minute, katya, oops, please, katya, let’s go through the fitting room, here here, okay , just a minute, wait a minute, what are you talking about, this is a mannequin, a fragile thing, it needs to be handled with care, kindly, tenderly, carefully, like a woman, you know, bride, are you ready?

if you like it, write a check , moment, don’t stutter, i don’t want my husband to be a stutterer, that’s all you a great idea, vova of the monasteries, but i went to change clothes, boys, katya, you... go like this, well, so that i get on your kefir truck in such a dress, i won’t go, well, katya, but we’ll go pay for it, okay , thank you, thank you, no problem, please, it’s a pity

i didn’t take verka with me, but i would have bought it for her too, here and there. it is possible, it happens, friends, it happens, some people run away from the wedding palace even later, we do not accept the purchased goods back, thank you for your purchase, visit our department store. later tickets for only 30 kopecks. buy, comrades, monetary clothing 30 kopecks, added 50 kopecks. last day before the circulation, comrades, last day,

where are you going? where is the way out, to blame, definitely, definitely wins, why are you , some crazy comrade, citizen, leave your briefcase, please, take the number, please, take the basket, please, i don’t need anything, why did you come here for an excursion? , take the basket, they tell you like a human being, but they said, you don’t need anything, please? 50 kopecks, please!

last day before the circulation, comrades, last day, citizen, forgive me, one minute , leave a scrap, please, please, take one minute, one minute, take the numbers, please, excuse me, take where you are going, tell me how... nervous, we, by the way, too nerves.

and i’m sorry that they didn’t break my table, it’s not good, the girl’s international sports dosa is 30 kopecks, i ask comrades 30 kopecks. please, what's interesting about you, money , clothing, international, sports, let's have international, please. 30 kopecks, actually i’m not lucky, but maybe i’ll ask someone, ask a friend, i think he ’s lucky, this one, i’d rather do it myself, well, let ’s go for the last time,

it’s interesting! that ivanova gave birth from a prosthetic, but i have no money, well, congratulations, well then , well, of course, then you’re somewhere in the office so below , well, you won, oh no big deal

, thank you, i won the lottery, i won hungary in the lottery, i won the lottery, some are lucky, please spit , in hungary i’m going by lottery, open your mouth, and you’ll have time to put a filling, close your mouth, open your mouth, and you? one doctor will start, then another, and then you can lose the soup, i asked you to open your mouth and not talk, oh, alexander evgenievich, close it, please, alexander evgenievich, i won the polisher, a trip to hungary the other day, tu-tu, i won’t let you go , do you know, markel vladimirovich, that i don’t have enough dentistry, but this is a state lottery, you have no right, shut your mouth, but...

many of you check your email first thing when you wake up, and i, of course, am no exception.

morning mail with nikolai baskov, tomorrow on rtr, you were in a yellow dress, you once laughed at yourself here, there were such rays. look me in the eyes, tell me that you don’t have another woman , i don’t have another woman, oleg, who am i to you, i don’t know how you could drag her into our

house, yes, you betrayed my mother, yes, you betrayed us all, when will the ice in the heart melt? “i’m here when the time comes to start all over again , you lost your husband, and now you’ve decided to take mine, it’s not all right, it’s all right, i want to come back, i love you too, half an hour before spring, january 6 on rtr, i'll take my clothes off." v soviet union, he burst onto the stage like a fresh wind with a squadron of his songs. 55 years of the stage, my friends, 55 years of asking to be driven, to shoot, where

my only hand was raised, betrothed to the light, just wait for me. mark, zero, look, zero, well, excuse me, excuse me, comrades, i’m from a sports newspaper, our reader asks, the reader asks

how your home team reacted to your win, no way, the chief doctor, and he, well, he. clear, clear, let's write it down, let's write it down like this, the team reacted to winning with enthusiasm and the decision to constantly purchase cards, sports lotto and so on , you agree, i agree, but our head doctor understands, the last thing, here you are flying to a swimming competition, what type of swimming do you prefer most, water polo, are you running in the bathroom is excellent. you know, if there was time, i would laugh with you, i’m writing for myself, rabbit, i agree, i agree, but i won’t disturb you, goodbye, love, i’m waiting for the gangplank, group sim card with swimmers, love!

markie, it's me, you cat, yes, let's go, thank you, it would be better if we took money, kind evening, dear comrades, today we have another...

i was happy for them and happy for myself that i was there in hungary with our famous swimmers, as a result of the trip i distinguished butterfly from breaststroke, several times i made laps together with our famous athletes honor. i almost drowned , it hurts from the cold, actually it does n’t hurt me, i ask, does it hurt from the cold, no,

does it hurt from the hot, no, when it hurts, as soon as my boss calls me, he starts twitching, open your mouth, funny , boilers on which chair he works, on third, thank you, marker vladimirovich, you have given yourself a challenge again, you are planning to leave somewhere again, you see the doctor, this is my boss. here, when these numbers run out, evgenievich, i’m called to the next meeting of the club in brazil, you’re not going anywhere, well, alexan evgenievich, well, well, well, when will i get to brazil again, doctor, don’t shut your mouth, i won’t let you go , no, i’ll have to let you go, i’m a member of the board of the club of winners of all kinds of lotteries, a member of the club, who will perform your direct duties for you, i would ask the girl. not shut your mouth, i said, you must understand, club activity is not some kind of hobby, a hobby, i’ll bring you a tie, but what are you talking about, doctor, i

have a toothache, what kind of teeth, shut your mouth, alexander evgenievich , marka vladimirich , what about the medical profession, it’s over, why it’s over, sometimes i wear a white coat, though rarely, with my wife in connection with all this, frankly speaking, some people are incompetent, but this is not for the press, win the club. vita mik, i would say good luck, this is a loser, let his fate cry, wedge, buy tickets for all lotteries and win.