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tv   Pyatero na odnogo  RUSSIA1  January 4, 2024 9:20am-10:11am MSK

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yes, they demoted him, for what, audits , or something, for passengers, he fell madly in love with her, and she was twisting his brains, she was beautiful, an artesian by profession, so we approach the pier, and the passenger, go to his bridge and he says , it’s a little mistake, it’s a mutual misconception, i forgot to say that i ’m married, oleg petrovich stands dumbfounded, and the ship is working full speed ahead, so we pushed the bow into the pier from full speed, and so his captaincy ended, yes, it turns out the man suffered for love, and what does that have to do with it love, maybe it was just a momentary infatuation, what did you do?
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it’s boiling, well, tell me, what use are you in life, nothing but harm, marishka, i brought lunch, bring it back, i’m going on a hunger strike, i demand that i come here in a hurry until... i won’t eat anything, okay, knysh, knysh, what is the compote made from today, from peaches, okay, give me the compote, but for the rest i’m on a hunger strike, and save the milk, oh, oh, i found it, little devil, and what do you
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still want for me? why did you call me? i want to ask for forgiveness for everything, for everything. i i always knew that you were a second-rate, senseless, good-for-nothing girl, but today i realized that you, you are ready to humiliate yourself just to be let out of here. ah... that's all you understood, oh, you things, oleg, oh, excuse me, come on, i'll feed you, feed you, you 'll grow big, like a tiger, you'll go and bite it to death. such a fool, since he doesn’t
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understand that i love him, and i myself am ruining the relationship with him, oh, and you’re a deeper friend. and i seem to be even
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stupider. close the door behind me, you hear, subordinate, but as person to person, i’m still i think about marianne all the time, whether i’m too harsh with her, it’s true that she had a difficult childhood, difficult, in fact, for her parents, i agree, i agree, it’s bad, very bad that she didn’t find a place for herself in life. but what
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the great pestolodtsy says, remember, he read the excerpts, a person is formed by circumstances and work. “this is what will save marianne, the same noble work that turned a monkey into a man, what is it? hold on, it takes time, you will no longer be able to operate, what can you restore”? when i understand that no, you think carefully and come back to work, we’ll see, you’re running away from problems, they can’t do it without you, and you can’t do it without them, finger, where are we, this
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isn’t a joke, i mean, you really want to cooperate with us as an ordinary local doctor , come in, undress completely, i don’t even know what you are undressing. what hurts me? and now i’ll find, the cat is in pain, the dog is in pain, my boss is not in pain, i want a divorce, oleg mikhailovich, let’s meet, from time to time, in what sense, kriposovsky from january 9 on rtr, many of you... check your email first thing when you wake up, and i'm certainly no exception.
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do you want to get a sea of ​​positive emotions? tours to abkhazia, spent a week relaxing in a skirt, ate vlazia, you’re at the right place! here they will cheer up everyone, kesha wants to read , please read, kesha can’t read , but a man has to earn money, yesterday i earned such money from my wife, morning mail is on air and i am its host nikolai baskov, the most positive thing, morning mail with nikolai baskel , tomorrow at rtr,
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i need an inspector, an instructor, i’m coming to yours the servant is also going to get a divorce, andrei urgand, they themselves must learn from their mistakes, natalya varley, get up and go change your life, you can do anything, i said, aunt lucy, your aunt lucy, january 7 on rtr.
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sometimes the best way to forget someone is to see them again. why is everything so crooked in life? tell me about your life. a fairy tale based on real events. golden. 6th january. on rtr. natural blandine all the way. he is not santa claus, but with gifts, it is impossible not to love the ring, i know you are far away, i wish you such friends as kolya, nikolai
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baskov’s big anniversary concert, today on rtl, one two three, one two three! one two three times two three times two three times two three times two three times two three times two three times two 3 beetle, please give me a sample!
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traces marishka is sitting again, here he gives, well,
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if you die, you can’t buy it, hmm, strange things are happening on our ship.
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take five checks, oleg petrovich, i’m probably not healthy, i was with you just now in kayota and it seemed to me that i was touching, but no, it’s nonsense, lately everything seems to me like something. you are surrounded, leave through the porthole, oleg
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petrovich, hey, navakte, they laid it on coolly, getting angry is getting old, sasema of beasts, i didn’t understand you, repeat! eagle, sound the alarm, i’m
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far away, let us go, i need to get there already, mom, mommy.
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they forgot, of course, it’s good for you where you climbed, mow the stove.
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oh, guys, oh, everyone, everyone, i repeat, the animals jumped out of the cages, hold, hold, i ’m not there yet, worry, don’t give up, namalis, pile on, spit out the cigarette, it’s bothering you, and i’m accustomed to throwing it on the deck, come on, well... he , he’s dodging, comrade suleikin, drive the animals back into the cages, left and right, hold, hold, i’m not yet in front of the message, oh, guys, he
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’s dripping with tears, i’m burning.
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comrade, please don’t chew the trap, is it really not clear that i’ll fall into the water, comrade guardian, immediately drive your animals into cages, comrade guardian, immediately drive yours. in a cage, left and right, two bare feet soaring, never converges , never salty, oh, what should i do, how should i, how should i love marusya, and what should i do, how
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should i be, how should i love marusya, i mzhi?
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comrade captain, i’m laying the groundwork, tigers we left the radio station, there are no casualties , i’m waiting for your instructions, i can’t see anything from here, everyone, everyone, from sports, go to... called straight from the arena to help our handler, a helicopter with a local handler, the captain’s order, the tigers are not doing anything heavy they should not beat or spoil the skins, the cargo is state-owned and must be delivered intact, sorry.
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to make you choke? brazi, alundra! oh, here he is, finally, comrade ukrator,
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help me out, well, let the ukrator through, do n’t, let him in, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, open the door, and i...
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insignificant creature, you still don’t know what basman is, you can’t eat me like that, alexey stepanovich. you didn’t forget to close the door, comrade stewards, why are you here, why, why, why and you, i don’t want to be
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a steak, come here, yours is mine, yeah , i see, well, not mine, just like that, blast, blast , earrings pratata, shine, am!
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uncle, what happened? we’re drowning, yes, let me out, i won’t do it anymore, ugh, what are you doing, put it down, who allowed you, don’t, don’t, water,
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why isn’t this shift going? what the hell are they doing there? is it scoring? so you speak debasovskaya vein? and comrade tamer? full speed ahead! full back! coming! hooray!
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olya, i am the world-famous chocolate trainer, where there is siger, i will steal him, and... go down to the deck and drive the animals into the cage, no, no, steal the nelson, he is not
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a good one.
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uncle, what happened, guys, huh? okay, long live freedom, oops, that's it, hey, helicopter, eh!
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and you are my stripe!
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yes, it turns out you’re not scary at all , you don’t understand anything, and you won’t understand, grandchildren, get away from the beast now, he’ll eat you. not yours business, get out of here, get out on your own, uh, i’ve given up orders, don’t bother, well, poor kitty, the first mate scratched you, yes, marishechka, hold this beast, i need to get into the wheelhouse, get out, get out, i ’ll support him, well, sit down, sit down, oh, and run before they come to their senses, and i don’t think, hey, don’t get lost, everyone has a different helm, oh-oh-oh,
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hold the cage, hold it, i went, it’s deep there, save me everyone, oh- oh-oh-oh-oh, right on the course of the rip, someone get to the helm, quickly, now i’ll move the paw, everything will pass, like this, you’re my good one, don’t worry, he won’t touch you again, no, why are you lying down here,
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look how shaggy it is, what’s on your head, now such hairstyles are not in fashion, let me comb your hair, here’s a comrade. what are you doing? hairstyle. i'm my dad's fool. ask the first mate for a kerchief. here. you will tie it during official hours. next. well, you, big guy, will now obey me. let him be an old man, now try to growl at me. leave the deck now. you will go with me. oh. penalty work, you'll peel potatoes, listen, marishka, for god's sake, try drive them into cages, i don’t need to feed the crew, that’s what you need, now you’re all drawn by me, here’s your captain, your senior
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mate, and i’m the boss over you, marisha, why don’t they touch you, you don’t understand, i they liked it, marishenka, i beg you, drive it. in a cage, get dressed on the horizon, let the first mate ask, olegich, for god’s sake, please ask, comrade? comrade barmaid, immediately, put the animals in the cage, when they ask, they say, please, for me, for me, please, please, put the animals in into the cages, come on, let's go home, what are you saying in the cage, oh, yes, well, they don't listen, yes, well, let's go, here you go, here you
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go, why snap and snap, well let's go stop well las na well eat na well na guys come to me in front , right? thanks man, left anchor, here, here's the accuracy.
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wait a second, they are swimming beautifully, who, he is that group in striped swimsuits.
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sergonchik is with me, madman, where are you going, and where are you going? this is not our car, with a tear, a tear, i say, why are you staring, little girl, i always dream about you in some exotic form, oh, what do i care? do? to me, to me, quickly, quickly
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, home, guys, home, let's go, well, well done, to the ship, to the ship, and it's time to run, well , let's go, let's go, sail, wow, good girl, you need to have something in your heart joy, so that we truly perceive what we are experiencing as an important spiritual event, in order to accept the grace of god. to accept a miracle, you need to be ready for it. now a special time has come, russia has gained spiritual strength, we are talking about eternal values, and the implementation of these values ​​enriches a person with what is not coming, in many ways defining such an important concept as human happiness. christmas interview with his holiness patriarch kiril on january 7 on rtr.
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start yourself, from the fragments of a broken dream you can learn love, how to learn to love, to create a new one, you decided you need to go, gold, the way to forget someone is to see them again, why is everything so crooked in life? tell me about your life. a fairy tale based on real events. golden. january 6 on rtr. provocation is the utmost.
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behavior, there is a difference between a man and woman, i noticed, then it turns out that my husband and my cat are the most intelligent creatures in our family. orientalism is a photoparallel agenda. continuation of the conversation in new episodes of our podcasts. and so as not to miss anything, subscribe, listen and watch on the media platform let's watch. the first podcasts we watch. we are at the television center on shablovka, here the evening of the poet nikolai nikolaevich dobronravov is with us, his melody alexandra nikolaevna pakhnutogo , the earth is empty without him, hope is my
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earthly compass, and luck is the reward for laughter. the last ones are swimming, look, look, marisha is holding the tail, be quiet, not the tail at all , look, she is swimming herself, fifth, you, sixth,
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seventh, move away from the side, roll the last cage to the exit of the corridor, quickly! after the last animal, immediately clap at the top, take the cage, jump back into place, and uncle, i came in handy, though, raise the left anchor, what’s wrong with you, what’s wrong with you, marianna, oleg petrovich, please, her first aid station. raise the left anchor, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, i'm sorry, you counted me out, and you
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will sit with me until the very pier, you swindler, what you will give him for a lion, in this cage there was a lion sitting, a lion. yu ukratoritel, open, go , you smer, don’t rest, come on, open, come on, come on, quietly, yeah, let’s go in, and he himself, quietly, lumina pressed, akosi. knit him, knit him,
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calmly, calmly, pretending, the bastard, waiting for them to come closer. take a weapon, be a man, vayu,
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freeze where you are getting out. “you won’t bite, be brave, calmly
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, go boldly, don’t step on it for a while, he’ll wake up, oh, how glad i am that you’re feeling better, maybe you ’re already able to go yourself, huh? and no one and you didn’t ask me to carry me around the ship , goodbye, comrade captain, happy , don’t forget, happy, friends, happy sailing, goodbye, wow, from the mechanics, hello, goodbye,
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yes, and then she sat by the cages and sobbed , the whole team, even the tigers, had these tears in their eyes, believe it or not. what a sad story, and that mariana became a tiger keeper? yes, i didn’t become
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a cessationist.

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