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tv   Dnevnik svekrovi  RUSSIA1  January 5, 2024 5:55am-6:46am MSK

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will become a phoenix not for the first and not the last time, our love is stronger than us, our love will not go anywhere, it will burn to ashes, it will rise as a phoenix, not for the first and not the last time, our love is stronger than us. our love will not go anywhere, scarit will rise from the loop like a phoenix, not the first and not the last time, our love is stronger.
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“my wife and i are going to the conservatory next week, i know that you are also a conservative, apparently yuri means that i performed at the conservatory, but in art i have never been a conservative, some even consider me an avant-garde artist, please advise how not to accidentally fall asleep during a concert, dear yuri, i’m afraid my experience is unlikely to be useful to you, during the concert i. as a rule, i sing, and
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as you understand, it’s not very easy to fall asleep while doing this, i recommend that you gradually get used to classical music, you know, it ’s like entering a cold river, step by step, step by step, and then it’s pure pleasure, but let’s start right today, smoothly from the chapin, performed by elena vainga, whom you know well. reach out with your hand, you can’t, you can’t, don’t look into my eyes like that, you can’t , you can’t, remember how your hand lay in your hand, you can’t , now the world is not enough for me, even though the world is... in me, i
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want this to be a dream, but in my opinion i’m not sleeping, i’m rooting for you , i’m breathing you, it’s a pity, but i love you, i’m rooting for you, i’m breathing you , it’s a pity, but i love you, i’m deceiving myself... i’m captured, i’m all the night i played, shapen, shapen, a kiss on my lips, it’s burning with fire and all the music now is about him, i... i want
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this to be a dream, but in my opinion, i’m not sleeping, i’m sick you, i breathe you, it’s a pity, but i love you, i root for you, i breathe you, it’s a pity, but i love you. reach out with your hand, you can’t, you can’t, don’t look at me like that in your eyes, you can’t, you can’t. the kiss is
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on my lips, it's burning with fire and i'm eating all the music now. anyom, i want this to be a dream, but in my opinion i’m not sleeping, i’m rooting for you, i’m breathing you, it’s a pity, but i love you, i’m rooting for you, i’m breathing. i'm sorry for you, but i'm sorry for you,
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the winter evening that we spend in company. i know it's hard for you, but somehow we'll have to live together, you know? well i can't loading a dog on board without a certificate, well , these are the rules, do you understand? i am ansapnik, i have a business trip abroad! viktor
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dobronravov, what was that on the runway? i don’t know, the dog, in my opinion, is pavel maikov, evgenia dmitrievna. on rtr, i thought that here everything is more serious , you sit and think, there’s nothing to think about here, here it’s all, to play or not to play, yes, yes, that’s it, there can’t be two opinions, because we have a whole lot of them five, this is a dangerous
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fairy-tale animal, but when it comes to fleas, i am beyond competition, here there is questions about how it all started, i want to be very pro... serious, this is flirting, obviously, just to have a look, let's go, it must be edible , i had in mind, of course, a bear, when i said such a vanya, very small , a hint in general, the most gambling team, if 100,000 is not there, zhenya will add his own, then what many people use, the strongest love for the game, this is the five- on-one program, yakhopa, five-on-one, today on rtr kesha, i was honored to present you a certificate of honor is awarded to someone who has never i wasn’t late for work, not once, not once, congratulations, i hope next time i can give you a certificate for never
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interrupting, interrupting, interrupting, for never interrupting the presenter, i understand, it’s difficult, but you try. so, the ceremonial part is over, let's move on to the letters. hello. mikhail, for such a respectable age this is quite normal, normal, normal. kesha, don't interrupt. my grandmother loves to laugh, she constantly asks me to find performances by her favorite comedians on the internet. so i decided to arrange a surprise for her. please, help make sure that sergei himself calls her via video call. mikhail, unfortunately, sergei drobotenko is on tour now, although there is one option, call your grandmother to the screen, and we will make sure that your favorite artist calls her right from the stage. attention, mikhail's grandmother, are you connected? oh, girls, listen,
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who said that only idiots sit on dating sites, but you can meet people there, you can. i’ll tell you my story, i used to hang out on social networks, download everything related to a healthy lifestyle, right there on i used it for myself. of course, they weren’t thrilled that i spend so much time on the internet, you know, every generation has its own interests, at least i do it wisely, otherwise some fool recently posted, i won’t write about the fact that my parents left for vacation and that i ’m home alone, otherwise some others will come to chekhov street 15, apartment 73, third entrance, fifth floor, but the door is not locked. and once i corresponded with one guy, well
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, we wrote each other for a couple of days, then he said: let ’s call on skype, but i’m just on my head i applied a mask of burdock oil , well, for a healthy lifestyle, well, guess what, i say, well, let’s call, but without a video, i kind of immediately want to appear in all my glory with makeup, hair, fa-fa, he says: okay, he’s calling, lord , girls, how i clicked this video, i don’t know, i realized later, well, we’re sitting, chatting, and i, so as not to waste time, began to pull out hairs with tweezers, i look, his pupils are getting wider, strange, he’s doesn’t see me, well, let’s continue chatting, and so that the mask is absorbed, i... put a cellophane bag on my head, and so that
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the oil didn’t flow into my ears, i stuck ear sticks in, but he doesn’t see me, i see that he’s somehow completely warped, then he asks me a strange question, tell me, don’t you sniff bf glue, well, it’s kind of strange, i say , did you guess with glue bf? i had a whole story in sochi: i cut my leg on the beach, the patch didn’t stay on, it slipped off, then i remembered that there is a special bf glue that heals such wounds, i went to the pharmacy, and my friend just had an upset stomach, and she told me that buy something, but at the pharmacy i asked, do you have anything, the pharmacy says they took it all apart, i said, do you have any glue? well, they also died, the pharmacist
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wipes away his tears, says, well, this is probably the most radical remedy, some fools, then i say to my young man: let me also ask you a provocative question: tell me, are you a sleepwalker? no, why are you asking? yes, you see, i had a boyfriend, well, it turned out that he was a sleepwalker, somehow he stayed in... tights, his ears were drooping, i was sitting like this, tiribu, well
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, he doesn’t see me, he just hiccups for some reason started, he said, tell me, someone is advising you on the style of clothing, who do you dress with, i wanted to say, my dear, who... i woke up, couldn’t restrain myself, i said, why are we all talking about me, tell me about yourself, well, he started talking about his work, and in order not to waste time, i decided to do an exercise for joint flexibility, it’s called a well-fed cat, you need to scratch your right ear with your left heel, and scratch your left ear with your right heel. the man coughed, said: i need to take valedol, he left, and i,
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in order to remember the pause, decided to take more one exercise to improve blood circulation, you need to stick out your tongue, reach the tip of your nose with your tongue, bring your eyes to the bridge of your nose, when i closed it for the fifth time, i look, he is looking at me point-blank. estonian, i look at him with narrowed eyes and say, lord, what a blessing that you don’t see me. he choked and said: tell me, is some doctor observing you? i say: of course, i need eye to eye, i’m so poor, i recently bought foot gel, horsepower, i couldn’t get home for 2 days, to chekhov street, building 15,
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apartment 73, slipped through. and once, while doing laundry, the washing machine jumped half a meter and barricaded the door from the inside, he got emotional, said: you make sure that the vacuum cleaner doesn’t get attached to you, we chatted some more, then he suggests, well, let’s meet in a cafe, only there the dress code is strict, with tights on your head may not let you in. “girls, my whole life flashed before my eyes, i jumped out of this skype like i was scalded, he calls me back, he says, forgive me for not immediately talking about the video said, but when i saw you for the first time , for some reason i thought, you won’t save the world with beauty, but on the other hand, there’s a lot of handsomeness,
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and one with tights on his head, turundas in his ears? and even scratching his ears with his heel, just one, tell me, what happened to your eyes? i say, what about the song? here fate brought us together, here fate brought us together, oh, we’ve been living together for six months, everything is fine, he’s vacuuming, out of harm’s way, according to the observations of garden botanists flowers turn their buds towards the sun, and indoor flowers turn towards the tv, because here every sunday our guest appears, the sun-like nikolai baskov. good morning, flowers of my heart, grow, blossom and prosper. kolya, our sunshine, please come down from heaven
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to earth, letters are waiting for you. i went down, mm, what do i see, - writes not drizzling. petelina from st. petersburg. hello, nikolay. my uncle is a nuclear physicist. recently he was awarded the honorary title of academician. congratulations. i don't have such a title. yes, it’s not at all easy for the sun of our stage to turn into the luminary of world science. stop explaining. i would i really wanted a song on his favorite theme, the theme of the infirmary, to be sung in honor of this significant event for my uncle. energy, i don’t even know what song might be suitable here, laser energy, that’s the task, i know what will do, any song performed by sergei lazarev, he is lazar boy himself, his energy is crazy, maybe, maybe, but respected academicians , so as not to confuse us next time, please get carried away by non-laser,
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basque energy, hear, basque, basque, calm down, you have heard everything. i'm moving on to the economy mode, i am not wounded and not defeated by you at all, i have learned to forgive and my soul is pure, and in the morning... early, i catch a taxi to a new address, on the palms of my hand it is not you in a hurry, e, my thoughts are busy, the perfume has a pleasant aroma , i will never confuse your smell, perfume with
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a pleasant aroma in my head. perfume with a pleasant aroma i will never forget your smell, perfume with a pleasant aroma in my head! i still don’t know what... what happened between us is pressing inside, and i can’t cool down, you give me the thief, i bow my gaze
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but i’m guilty and i can’t fool myself, i love my food. perfume with a pleasant aroma, i will never confuse my smell, perfume with a pleasant aroma in my head, perfume with a pleasant aroma, i will never confuse my smell, perfume with a pleasant aroma. in my head, perfume with a pleasant aroma,
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hold on, it takes time. you will no longer be able to operate, what are you becoming, then bradina, as i understand it, sutsu, no, you think carefully and return to work, we’ll see, you’re running away from problems, they can’t do it without you, and you can’t do it without them , finger, where are we, this is not a joke, i mean, do you really want to cooperate with us as an ordinary local doctor? go , undress completely, undress something, you don’t even know what’s hurting me, but i’ll find it now, the cat is in pain, the dog is in pain, my boss is not in pain, i
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want a divorce, oleg mikhailovich, let’s meet, it’s time from time, in what sense, pripasovsky, from tuesday to rtr. you look 100 to one, what is our task to open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then there’s a catch, what’s the name of character from pushkin’s works, everyone knows how much it will be 7,8, 7,8,8, whatever, whoever is at work, speaks a lot and loudly, if you answer, then with humor, i cut down oak trees, don’t pinch, problems with water, light
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, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry are a set for headaches and god forbid, now beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, on rtr, i’m already tired of these showdowns, scandals, let's go our separate ways, premiere on rtr, if you leave me, i 'll kill you, joke, sashka bodily harm to his wife margarita gracheva, based on real events that happened to my daughter, she is now being operated on. i need something exclusive and let’s be as tough as you can without sentimentality, they’re making her out of it without us. we need publicity, we
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can’t handle it on our own, i’m a lawyer, i found out about you and couldn’t pass by, we have a lot of work ahead of us, it’s my own fault, now i’m a celebrity, i didn’t want such popularity for myself. with all my heart, the evening show of andrei malakhov, today on rtr, i am especially pleased that our program has not only permanent
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viewers, we have and... “hello morning mail, it’s me again, marina, and it’s me again, kolya, i won’t take up your time, everything is as always for me, oh, marinochka, don’t worry, now i’ll do everything in in the best possible way, and for our tv viewers i want to inform you that marina is very passionate about the work of yuliana karaulova."
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they say that they miss you a lot, that they miss you a lot, you know, i didn’t love anymore either , there’s nothing left between us, what to say, what to say, hello, goodby, and nothing else, two words, we won’t know each other,
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you’re knocking again on my door, knock on mine the door, and you ring at night, when you're foaming, it's better for you not to even know how i waited, i waited, you know, i'm different to you, different to you , i don't believe in empty words anymore, even if it 's the only one...
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as they say, time for business, time for fun , and poetry in our case is a minute. our viewer ulyana galanina from solnechnogorsk composed these charming lines. don’t sing the song of dawn, nightingale, don’t trill recklessly, it’s more fun for me to get up with the morning mail, on any sunday morning. i hope you too, friends. bravo ulyana. and with you. was, is, will be, the main performer of musical desires nikolai baska, be sure to write, i will have something to read, and you will have something to listen to, i love you, today i am hurt, ashamed, my heart is torn to pieces, i need to be in your power again, i’m literally killing myself,
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i’m killing myself, but i’m sorry, it’s about to get dark outside, like night. it seems like day after day, i’m running in circles, like a pony in a circus without meaning, they find me themselves, like random numbers, i ’m clearly losing myself, with oxygen deficiency, i don’t understand what kind of pain this is. and fight laziness, the transfusion carried his blood so that my dna, only love survived, survived for sure,
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and in spite of everything, who we are and created, how you shed your blood, here it is next to my hand. i don’t believe in the rain, it’s so calm and stupid on the roof, you’re calling me, but why can’t i hear you, i want to drink in the silence, beyond the perimeter of noise, behind the unspeakability of words with you like that. transfuse your blood to me alone, so that only love can survive in my dna, only love can survive, and no matter what, who we are and
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created, how you transfuse your blood, here it is my hand is nearby. only love survived, it survived for sure, and in spite of everything, whoever created how you transfused your blood, here it is next to me,
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hand, next to my hand, next to... good morning, you are watching the russia tv channel, my name is alexey vershinin means there are five against one on the show.
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happy, we are very glad that you came , codeto to us, thank you, newcomers are lucky, and beginners are lucky, absolutely right, yes, yes, and i can still make you happy, usually, stories were lucky last time, usually yes, a newbie comes and the minimum possible the amount there is 20.00 rubles, because our star five lose the final round, but this time everything is different, last saturday the old guys were lucky, indeed, they won the final round, and that means today we start with... well, god knows what, but 100,000 rubles anyway, wow, fine, they played great last time, fine, fine, they took one question today, yes, no, well, okay, yes , indeed, out of six questions you answered
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five, furry in some incredible way came out last saturday, i just i accidentally listed all the words that i knew, all the words starting with the letter p, you listed them and gave the correct answers, let's get straight into the game, first round, five against one, let's go! first of all, for dana, i will tell you the rules. now the computer will randomly select a tv viewer, and with my help, it will ask you. question you will have 4 minutes to try to find the answer. i can give three tips. you ask any leading questions, and i answer yes or no. i'll try. attention to the screen, we will choose the viewer who will be the first to throw down the gauntlet to you today. so, anastasia lutsenko, 12 years old, the city of usurisk is playing against you. anastasia has a hobby.
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which not many people believe in, but this is furniture
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, this is not furniture, this is a headdress, this is something that protects from the sun, a shawl, a scarf, the crown of the russian empire, the crown of the russian empire, they made it in azerbaijan, but where not everyone believes, but this, by the way, was the territory of the russian crown of the russian empire, no, just the crown and they think that this has never happened anywhere before, they think that they are the first to do well. no, no, a crown, just a crown, no, no, not a crown, no, but some kind precious, precious headdress, no, no, no, an invisible hat, an invisible hat could, this is a headdress, a headdress, a skullcap, these are precious, precious, friends.
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no, yes, well done, wait, we should tell you the name of the head drill, or what? well, yes, just no, not really, just a cocked hat, yes, well, no, no, it’s precious, the famous cocked hat, yes, napoleon, so, once again, this is a precious headdress, the name. the time of creation of the manomakh cap is actually very controversial, but according to one
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from versions, manomakh’s hat was made right there in this village, but recently historians are more inclined to believe that manomakh’s hat is actually a women’s tebuteyka, which uzbek khan gave to ivan kolyta, he already brought it to russia, and then it was trimmed there with sable fur and precious stones were hung on it. the tips are practically an answer to the question
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, our editors are sick, tired, they are tired of you scolding their tips, no, they are offended, they are not tired, they are just offended, here you go, here you go answer, hat, hat, next, next hint, second hint, alexander immediately reacted, not stereo, but mono, quadra would still be there, and here this is just drawn simply, when the answer is simply drawn, really. in general, this is ivan , by the way, the formidable, who was the first to be crowned with manomakh’s hat, but it’s here, yes, it should have been on him, at least this cartoon about a cat and a dog, maha and zhuzha, or supersonic.
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we are given in which areas of knowledge you are strongest, i am a person of encyclopedic knowledge, i graduated from school with a gold medal, i myself i entered the university, no, the faculty of journalism, but in general, what kind of knowledge, literature, of course , and music, too, in part, and cosmetology, history, in part, literature, music, history, and cosmetology in part.
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so pay attention to the screen, now let’s first select the viewer, and then the question itself. so, denis weitzel, 24 years old, barnaul, plays against you in the second round. denis is interested in robotics, programming and drawing, and will spend his winnings on home renovations. attention, on the screen, let me remind you, photo question, show what it is, what what's this? this is from a poker, no , this is not a poker, this is for this second, this is weighing something, well, these are lever scales, scales, yes, but this, of course, is not the whole answer , this is weighing an egg to determine whether it is boiled or not, eggs are weighed, eggs
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are weighed, eggs are weighed, eggs are weighed, whether it is or not, it is an egg scale, but what is it for? well , zhenya said correctly, in order to define chicken, i said stupidity, yes, standard, standard, but just another word
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is possible, that well, just a variety, well, yes, how is it in another way, category, and in another way, still gost gost, well, just quality.
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hint you will also like the third one about alice this is alice in wonderland so let’s say and i’m trying to remember this is a fable a famous fable i once saw an egg and well, the courage for cheese and a crow bought cheese somewhere and in the store there were different characters from that including humpty dumpty who is humpty dumpty who is usually depicted as an egg and sitting on the wall and the whole royal army cannot humpty dumpty talking. now in the can, my favorite is the third round very soon, only one of you will play, who exactly will we find out in a few minutes
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, don’t switch, the advertising will go by quickly, and the results of the audience vote, the favorite of our show is lelit, the mystery of lilith will be solved, the closer we really are, the scarier it is for me to find out, what really happened to oleg, perhaps this is our last meeting. because we almost proved your guilt, or my innocence, about listening very well, it seems that i found them, who, boys, say, the secret cherishes, the final episode, today on rtr, we are watching to explore the world, educational programs and documentaries, watch, watch,
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look into my eyes, tell me that you don’t have another woman, i don’t have another woman, oleg, i don’t know who i am to you. how could you bring her into our house? yes, you betrayed your mother , yes, you betrayed us all, when the ice melts in your heart , i’m there, when the time comes, to start all over again, you lost your husband, and now you decided to take mine, it’s all not so, but it’s all so, i want come back, i love you, half an hour before spring, january 6th. nр. so talented you've never had a class before. the stars will feel like schoolchildren again. may i
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choose the brightest teacher of the year. svetlana will have to become a wire for a light bulb. if anyone's lights go out, i 'll turn them on. and by the way, i’m a good guide. i can handle even difficult tasks if i have a talented teacher nearby. 323. i know what it is. i'm two. i don’t need to be scared, the country should know the name of the best, i wish success to this magnificent seven teachers, cool topic, premiere today on rtr, i don’t have children, but we have two nieces, olya and mika, we have a wonderful family. it seems to me that my girls have problems, anna banshchikova, why is everything
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like this, but they don’t like me, how much can you humiliate yourself, olya, sergey gorobchenko, i can’t pay for your apartment anymore, sorry , suit, dignity should be internal, dmitry dyuzhev, i need an inspector, oh, an instructor. go change your life, you can do anything, i said, aunt lucy, your aunt lucy, january 7 on rtr, it's five on one, we're back right now, my favorite third round is one on one. what happens in the third round, first of all, but i’m not
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telling you charmingly, only one of you will play, let’s get acquainted with the tv audience.

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